Friday, April 11, 2008

Mets 4, Phillies 3 (12)

I have Bud Mud. I'm tired and hoarse. It's only April.

I have no energy other than to post pictures from my cell phone of last night's game. This is no disrespect to deke. His work on Monday was not only groundbreaking but it was inspiring. My version is ghetto. Cell phone pics will now ensue.

*Sidenote, I have enough energy to do hershey squirts on the guy who wears the Periwinkle colored pants though. That guy really pisses me off. I'm talking about Periwinkle fucking pants bro. Like a tinged light blue. I can't even put into words how disgraceful this is. You wanna be a faggot then fine, be a faggot. But don't wear Periwinkle colored pants to work son. Shit just ain't right.

7 train on the way in......




























Citifield is massive. MASSIVE.
















Mets take the field.
















Laguardia planes still go over Shea. Fuck a monster.
Now that's a quirck.















Right after Church's 2 run single....















After Wagner abused Rollins (ph)....

















My phone then died so no extra inning pics. Sorry I'm a failure.
Mama don told me so. Final beer count = 9. Including half a bum bottle of John Daniels.

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Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

and i do not approve of towel waving

they did hand them out before the game at all the ticket gates

steve said...

A Joke:

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes I do," she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'" "I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......"I would have gotten out today."

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

aitch i got your post right here

*middle finger*

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

funny joke

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

i have a meeting in 10 minutes

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

should be short

tem said...

i'm still tired.

tem said...

picked up our softball team packets.

they made us change our name from snatchmasters.

someone told the old lady what snatch meant.

tem said...

"i have a meeting in 10 minutes"

10 minutes real time or 10 minutes "give me a minute" time?

tem said...

good joke.

blue said...

i miss softball

kodiac said...

and i do not approve of towel waving


I think it's ok if you're 12 or under. I loved the homer hankie back in the day

tem said...

when does softball season start for blue?

or does cmblue not allow him to play?

tem said...

maybe you can play vicariously through BIO.

iamresurrected said...

i was out on tuesday for "practice".. felt good to get back to the (soft)-a-ball season.

blue said...

"when does softball season start for blue?

or does cmblue not allow him to play?"


this summer will be softball free for a couple of reasons. 4 of the 6 chicks on my co-ed team all decided not to play anymore because they suck...so no co-ed. 5 of the 11 guys on my mens team became pussies because they got married or had a kid, or just plain suck...

plus with grad school and a kid, i'd be getting spread thin for freetime, but i would have made it work. I'm just too lazy to try and find more players for this summer.

blue said...

"maybe you can play vicariously through BIO."

i'm not sure if his torn labia will be healed up enough for this season. The lack of stats will be disappointing.

blue said...

if we're writing NBA playoff previews, i'll get in on it. I'll do the west if i'm not stepping on anyone's turf (i'm looking at you Tyler and Meiz)

tem said...

someone can post on tuesday an nba preview.

tem said...

chicks are unreliable.

blue said...

*hetero chicks are unreliable

fixed

anytime i've had a rug muncher on a co-ed team, they're always excited to play. very reliable

blue said...

unfortunately, I don't know enough lesbians (we run in different circles I guess).

and the ones that typically play softball, are not the hott kind

blue said...

beth would have a lot of input on this subject, i'm sure

blue said...

frontier airlines files for bankruptcy...fuck

blue said...

pretty soon, everyone is going to have to travel by train

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

ovvvvvverr

ToddPacker said...

nice pics, ep

ToddPacker said...

heilman is the worst

blue said...

ahahahah

heilman

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

how the fuck did papelbon get a save ion a 12-6 game

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

heilman was awful

blue said...

papelbon came in in the 8th inning and it was 8-6...and the tigers bullpen is atrocious

ToddPacker said...

my son dropped a "heilman sucks ass" during the game last night... cmtp was not happy and blamed me for his foul language... i replied with "at least it wasn't an ef-bomb"

kodiac said...

how the fuck did papelbon get a save ion a 12-6 game

He came in during the 8th inning when the score was 8-6

kodiac said...

hilarity for tp's son

kodiac said...

oh, and the Tigers bullpen is atrocious

blue said...

did she wash his mouth out with soap until he said he heard that word from Schwartz?

ToddPacker said...

"did she wash his mouth out with soap until he said he heard that word from Schwartz?"

funny

ToddPacker said...

ep, it looked like reyes was out on the game winning run

blue said...

david wright sux

ToddPacker said...

"david wright sux"

he did have 2 SBs last night

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

"ep, it looked like reyes was out on the game winning run"

not live, live he looked safe, replays i saw on tv look a bit different

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

trade me wright

blue said...

the only consolation I have with David Wright is that he'll get better.

and at least he's not Miggy Cabrera

ToddPacker said...

ryan howard hasn't done much yet either

blue said...

i'd rather be able to bitch about him everyday than trade him for peanuts and a goatee trimmer

ToddPacker said...

*before his HR last night

iamresurrected said...

edit: the Tigers suck

ToddPacker said...

i thought the office was strange last night

ToddPacker said...

the plasma tv was funny as hell though

blue said...

"edit: the Tigers suck"

sheffield is the worst

ToddPacker said...

"edit: the Tigers suck"

tigers are too good... they'll run 12-15 game win streak and get back into it

blue said...

can we re-draft?

JFreak said...

That was the most akward Office episode, babe.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

tp your son is hilarious

ToddPacker said...

"That was the most akward Office episode, babe."

michaels's bed was funny too

ToddPacker said...

"tp your son is hilarious"

he thinks so

JFreak said...

oh man, I almost forgot about that.

curled up in that ball was hysterical.

by three hours, you mean four o'clock which was three hours ago, right?

ToddPacker said...

friday tps tidal wave coming soon

JFreak said...

Anybody know a good web based rss reader?

JFreak said...

"friday tps tidal wave coming soon"

don't forget to bring your surfboard.

ToddPacker said...

rss reader = spanish

tem said...

lesbians are reliable, the butch ones.

tem said...

but butch lesbo does not = chick.

tem said...

"Anybody know a good web based rss reader?"

umm, leapfrog makes good readers.

tem said...

scrubs was apparently new last night, my dvr taped it.

i did not know they started new scrubs again.

blue said...

i did not see scrubs...or the office...office is on dvr

tem said...

HUNGRY

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

THAT WAS A $200 PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST BROKE!!

Keith S said...

You're not my first.

That's what she said!!!

Tyler said...

"Sometimes I just like to stand here and watch TV. It's great. I love that TV."

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Mike telling Jan he dated Pam.


Hilarious

kodiac said...

I just caught the Office from last night; fookin hilarious

Do you have any idea the physical toll 3 vasectamies takes on a person?

Tyler said...

SNIP-SNAP! SNIP-SNAP! SNIP-SNAP! SNIP-SNAP!

JFreak said...

I just want to eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for at a dinner party.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

This wine has an oaky afterbirth.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

I thought perriwinkle was pink until EP told me it was light blue.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

I vote T does the West NBA preview.

*BLF = a guy on the "$20 sack pyramid" skit from The Chronic

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

comeback Z

Tyler said...

"oaky afterbirth" had me rolling.

blue said...

brad pitt taught me that it was perriwinkle blue in Snatch

that's the color he wanted for his mums caravan

Tyler said...

I can do a West playoff preview. It'll probably be totally wrong because that ish is crapshoot right now.

Tyler said...

I haven't been around for a couple of days. Did anyone do a hockey playoff preview? Are they still playing hockey?

blue said...

"*BLF = a guy on the "$20 sack pyramid" skit from The Chronic"

agreed, it was bently fonsworth in the Outkast fiddler on the roof thing

ToddPacker said...

"oaky afterbirth" had me rolling.

very funny

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You know I have soft teeth.

ToddPacker said...

the bowflex anf hand-chairs in the garage were funny too

Spaceman Spiff said...

it's fonsworth bentley

Keith S said...

St. Paulie Girl neon was great

Spaceman Spiff said...

so they spent years on making the mitchell report, and theyre not going to punish anyone?

iamresurrected said...

O.G. Henny Loaf?

blue said...

i guess if the quitter would rather have tyler write the west preview, that's cool

iamresurrected said...

uhhh get my weed, take my 35$ and go to the mafuggin swap meet..

blue said...

i will now go wash away my tears with bourbon and strippers

Keith S said...

NBA playoffs can only mean 1 thing. Late night rants by the quitter about the refs

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"so they spent years on making the mitchell report, and theyre not going to punish anyone?"

They shouldn't punish anyone

blue said...

re: mitchell report

nothing to punish, they weren't breaking any MLB "rules"

iamresurrected said...

and now he has to root for Shaq, which means i hate him.

iamresurrected said...

old and crusty

Keith S said...

Yeah, you can't really punish them if it wasn't against the rules

iamresurrected said...

skanky but hot

iamresurrected said...

i am bored

Spaceman Spiff said...

not saying they should, but why spend resources on the report?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This woman in here right now is bat-shit crazy.

Keith S said...

"but why spend resources on the report?"

To get MLB's head out of the sand.

Tyler said...

MEIZ KNOWS CUSTOMER SERVICE.

NIKE LOGO.

iamresurrected said...

maybe Blf wanted a preview from someone with a team thats actually in the playoffs.

iamresurrected said...

fuck her stuff up when she leaves, Meiz.

u noe how wee du.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"fuck her stuff up when she leaves, Meiz."

She's sending Jew cookies.

iamresurrected said...

anthrizzle.

iamresurrected said...

is she sending like half a cookie?

blue said...

"maybe Blf wanted a preview from someone with a team thats actually in the playoffs."

isn't tyler a kings fan?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hey-oooo

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

Jew cookies? what like crumbs?

iamresurrected said...

i thought T had his allegiance to the Lake Show.

irregardlessnessly, i still want to take a shot at the Nuggs for having the most potential and doing the least with it.

Tyler said...

I have no allegiance to any team.

Keith S said...

"i still want to take a shot at the Nuggs for having the most potential and doing the least with it."

Michigan fans know what that's like

blue said...

they're a disappointment, this is true

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

I just wanted an NBA preview that I wouldn't scroll by.

blue said...

and with all the talent they have, the coach sucks balls

Tyler said...

Who's taking care of the East side preview?

blue said...

"I just wanted an NBA preview that I wouldn't scroll by."

fair enough

blue said...

wouldn't want you to just up and quit again because of a sub-standard nba west preview

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

Endo….uh…..boodah…uh….hocus pocus

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

bleu's drinking the cranberry juice again.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Who's taking care of the East side preview?"


Not it.

Tyler said...

Here's my entire East Coast Preview:

The Celtics have a good team.

blue said...

pass...

"Here's my entire East Coast Preview:

The Celtics have a good team."

that's why i offered up the west

blue said...

maybe freak should write the east preview...he's been to 11 pacers games

JFreak said...

I think I've seen the most east conference games live.

But I hardly think that means I'm qualified.

blue said...

qualified makes me laugh

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

I would do it but i'm no hypocrite
i watched 6 nba games this year
knicks really turned me off to bball, to think 2 years ago i had the the League pass

blue said...

you're more qualified than shamford or hollinger

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

the Wiz are my sleeper team in the East....

Tough Juice.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wanna but a nut in Liz Lemon's vagina.

Tyler said...

I'll do both in one post. I'll post it on the 18th, which is next Friday.

blue said...

"the Wiz are my sleeper team in the East...."

please see tyler's previous comment about the east.

regards

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

"I'll do both in one post. I'll post it on the 18th, which is next Friday."

sweet, I got a dinner party the 17th and will be sauced -- a spot start would be nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

only way boston loses the east is if there's injuries

blue said...

18-1

blue said...

sometimes people in boston need to be reminded of that

Keith S said...

If EP did the eastern conference, the Knicks would be in the finals

steve said...

"If EP did the eastern conference, the Knicks would be in the finals"


and Ewing would be MVP. Even though he's retired, his greatness was to the extent that he can still win awards.

blue said...

NY has the best previewers

blue said...

prez of france's wife topless

nsfw

Tyler said...

"NY has the best..." jokes have officially reached the "ball-dip" level of worn-out tired.

I'm just sayin'.

iamresurrected said...

"NY has the best..." jokes have officially reached the "ball-dip" level of worn-out tired.

I'm just sayin'."


TWTS

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

i said that a month ago T

make fun of my wopness
switch it up
keep me on my toes

steve said...

blue


well done sir, well done.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

carla bruni is a woamn

ooo-weee!

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

*woman

iamresurrected said...

ouch.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

too bad zeke didnt come back before the Fmlb

ToddPacker said...

"too bad zeke didnt come back before the Fmlb"

he can take one of meiz's teams

(s)

Keith S said...

NY has the best support from Californians

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

is Corby dead?

Keith S said...

On this day in 1961...

The Boston Red Sox rookie outfielder Carl Yastrzemski gets his first major league hit. Yastrzemski was elected to the Hall of Fame after a 23-year career.

ToddPacker said...

keith has the best jokes about ny being the best

ToddPacker said...

"On this day in 1961..."

you left off the part about me being at the game

Keith S said...

*TP was there.

ToddPacker said...

phil is -3 so far today

ToddPacker said...

"*TP was there."

thank you

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yes! Another loco celeb blogger to give the world new material.



kanyeuniversecity.com/blog

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

that should be interesting

Keith S said...

So mize is a golf snob now?

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

You stay classy George O'Leary

fucked up to hear the true details.

kinda like making a joke about someone's mom then finding out she's dead.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"So mize is a golf snob now?"

Not yet. Its not a private club or anything. Just a higher scale public course.(for around here)

Keith S said...

Why do you have to take out a loan to join a public course?

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

hammonds new bucks gm

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

not simmons

Keith S said...

Reggie Hammonds?

blue said...

SH will be happy

blue said...

Tom Hammonds, the NBC sports play by play guy

blue said...

he's no longer doing ND games

blue said...

""NY has the best..." jokes have officially reached the "ball-dip" level of worn-out tired."

yeah, they're so much worst than hearing about how NY is better than everywhere else

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

how many years will this loan pay for?

ToddPacker said...

from the O'Leary link:

"Ereck's father, Enock, said he had never heard of his son having health problems at UCF"

the guys name is enock??

blue said...

T-
are you still with the 100$ flowers chick?

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

bleu's drinking the cranberry juice again.

*correction:

bleu's shotgunning/beer bonging/double fisting the cranberry juice again.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Why do you have to take out a loan to join a public course?"

Because I don't have a spare $1850 laying around.

blue said...

what's your point quitter?

Professor Chaos said...

WTF is this garbage?

"Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said"?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"how many years will this loan pay for?"

One.

Keith S said...

mize
My point is why do you have to pay so much to join a public course? That doesn't seem very "public".

blue said...

gee look at that

the quitter comes back and so does corby...coincidence?


hey quitter, be mills now too.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

what will you do in 2 years then deke?

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

i put a sick robot dance vid on LOM
like a minute long, if your bored

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

uh oh, I think bleu sharted himself and is upset.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

no one mention chubby or bleu will get really pissed.

Professor Chaos said...

quitter?

Keith S said...

Ah yes, the 12 year old jokes are back. I missed those.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

i lost a bet fat boy

relax

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

NY >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> denver

TWEPS

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

and rod comes to todd's rescue...or is it the other way around?

Keith S said...

Slappers should increase, too. Good times.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

ZE SLAPPER!

blue said...

i wouldn't have expected anything else from you EP

Tyler said...

Yes, I'm still with flowers chick, even after she freaked out one night and we ended up taking a "break" for a week.

Tyler said...

older

Tyler said...

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