Wednesday, April 02, 2008

LOV: Where sellouts come to sell themselves

Sweet, we have ads!! And all it took was kicking our stats widget halfway down the page. Good thing this isn't a sports page or that would be kinda annoying. Next we need like an Exxon logo or McDonald's or something. Let's go super-corporate. You bunch of sellout fucks.

Ah screw it.. if it makes us money, I'm all for it. "Sellout with me oh yeah, sellout with me tonight. The record company's gonna give us lots of money and everything with be alright!"

-I am getting more and more aggravated by the day by doing all this added work and not getting paid for it. I really want to kick the shit outta something right now though. That's not good. I fear that I will say something Tem-like to someone and get myself fired. Actually, that might be a good thing.

-I find it funny that 400,000 picks on ESPN were correct on their Final Fours. Also I find great amusement in the fact that everywhere I read, people were commenting about all the shitty "experts" and how most of them had picked the number 1's to make the F4. Everybody was wrong and the experts were finally right. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

-The cheaters cried and apologized. You don't apologize for shit you aints do, so this just goes to further cement their cheaterness. Hope you enjoyed all the Bowls you won, you whoreful cheaters. That's pretty respectable. In my book: Patriots = Jose Canseco. H, defend your broke ass bitches. Actually, don't.. cause I don't wanna hear the whimpering.

This is the worst part of the article:

"According to sources, many owners felt Spygate was a pink elephant in the room that needed to be addressed before the owners could continue. Commissioner Roger Goodell took the lead by giving the floor to Kraft and letting him speak."

I'm pretty sure the elephant in the room doesn't have to be pink to get attention, but it sure does help.

-I don't have any more time for this shit. I'm done with you. Lock the door when you leave, will ya? Oh and your pants are in that laundry basket over there. Get them the fuck outta here... same with yourself.





Bitch.

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iamresurrected said...

last

ToddPacker said...

i think i was last

tem said...

saying something tem-like at work is not wise.

but it is fun.

today i wore a suit just to fuck with people. they think i have an interview.

ToddPacker said...

+/-64 in a row... nice run last night, tem

ToddPacker said...

time to change pics

El Padrino said...

ugh, pedro

tem said...

keith is right, i should have done more last night.

tough loss for UF

ToddPacker said...

pedro is weak

Tyler said...

Those ads look like ass.

Tyler said...

How many ads are there? They keep popping up the further you scroll down.

tem said...

indeed, lots of ads.

but tem doesn't care. tem never looked at the scoreboard thing anyway.

blue said...

does tem look at the ads now?

blue said...

but I agree, i never looked at the scoreboard.

El Padrino said...

neither did i

tem said...

not 1 person has not commented on the suit.

hahahaha

tem said...

tem saw an ad for stubhub and almost clicked on it.

tem said...

so far i have tossed out the following reasons for wearing a suit and tie:

i have a conference call at 4 and wanted to look nice.

i wanted to play dress up.

west virginians are required to wear a suit every april 2nd.

i'm going to BW2s for lunch and they instituted a dress code.

blue said...

or tell people that you're too lazy to wash clothes and this was the last clean thing left you had.

tem said...

that makes little sense because i could just not wear the tie and not wear the suit coat and it would be like what i wear every day.

El Padrino said...

you going on an interview?

tem said...

people have axed me if that is why though.

mostly they ask if i have a hot date or an interview.

i was surprised at the hot date questions.

tem said...

i am wearing a suit because i wanted to fuck with people and make them ask me why i was wearing a suit. then when they ask me i can have a sarcastic answer.

it makes me feel better about myself when people ask me questions about myself.

El Padrino said...

and anyway i would use (and have used in the past) that you have a wake

El Padrino said...

my neighbor died, it was terrible
he was only 46

he fell in the shower a couple of days ago and broke his neck

that's how i roll

blue said...

"that makes little sense because i could just not wear the tie and not wear the suit coat and it would be like what i wear every day."

that's when you say, "you can't just wear suit pants without the coat and tie, that's just silly"

tem said...

i can't use the neighbor died because i live in one of our apartment communities and we would know if someone died in it.

tem said...

although some other variation involving a friend would work.

blue said...

the rockies won in very suckly fashion...walked in the winning run..

take that Mills

tem said...

""you can't just wear suit pants without the coat and tie"

i think i do this often.

tem said...

my favorite is:

i'm going to BW2s for lunch and they instituted a dress code.


the person totally believed me. then later came back and told me i was lying.


this is all like april fools day 1 day late. i should have worn this yesterday.

blue said...

it doesn't have to make sense

tem said...

"it doesn't have to make sense"

because i'm beautiful?

El Padrino said...

fyi, incorporating LOV would cost about $900 total

tem said...

in the NYC Metro area, where the best corporations are.

El Padrino said...

et tu temwr87?

blue said...

can we issue an IPO?

tem said...

"et tu temwr87?"

say what now?

blue said...

now we're speaking latin here?

e pluribus unum

El Padrino said...

actually whoever contributes gets shares of stock (NS), and technically we could issue an ipo but i think we'd have a hard time finding an underwriter willing to buy up worthless shares

El Padrino said...

et tu, meaning "you too", very famous shakespeare play

tem said...

the poon express is reeling again in FNBA.

tem said...

i know what et tu means.

i just did not get why you were saying it.

tem said...

usually said to someone who is betraying another.

tem said...

from the phrase et tu brute.

when brutus buckeye betrays caesar.

El Padrino said...

meaning even you with those NYC metro jokes....

blue said...

EP thinks that Keith is the only one who appreciates the greatness that is NYC.

tem said...

o

i

c

tem said...

fair enough

tem said...

looking at my fnba roster i can't even remotely understand how my team is doing well.

blue said...

those are the kind of rosters that win championships

tem said...

no they aren't

tem said...

fu huntington bank

tem said...

jewels teeth are fucked up.

not bad though for a homeless chick.

iamresurrected said...

hello friends

iamresurrected said...

me ruv roo rong time

tem said...

for the record i never pay attention to non pink elephants in rooms.

blue said...

i knew a chick in college who was was from Homer, Alaska (jewel's hometown). She said that she's a raging bitch.

I think she was just jealous.

and yes, i'd totally wreck Jewel.

tem said...

the has a tooth that is positioned to do serious damage to a dick were she to have one in her mouth.

tem said...

it goes the opposite way of the others.

El Padrino said...

iam- i am in that same boat as far as working more but i got a raise, it was like 2% higher so that to me, is not a raise

El Padrino said...

yeah, i worry about that tooth myself

rogue tooth bad for bj

tem said...

2% isn't even cost of living adjustment.

tem said...

promotions are nice.

the money will come.

patience.

blue said...

i should have become a tennis star...


andy roddick is engaged to this chick

blue said...

brooklyn decker, she is hott

blue said...

Roddick is like the non-gay version of Justin Timberlake with all the hot chicks that he's nailed

El Padrino said...

"promotions are nice.

the money will come.

patience."


i know this. the wife does not know this.

you took less money, blah blah blah
you work more, blah, blah, blah

El Padrino said...

she is smokin

tem said...

rgr that chick is top of the line.

ToddPacker said...

"Roddick is like the non-gay version of Justin Timberlake"


meiz will not be happy with that comment

tem said...

roddick and timberlake corral amazing tail.

tem said...

dunst and jewel could compromise an all star team of chicks with bad teeth that i would still wreck.

Keith S said...

NYC metro area pitchers have the best hamstring injuries

Keith S said...

On this day in 1990...

The Las Vegas Runnin' Rebels routed the Duke Blue Devils, 103-73, and won the school's first NCAA basketball championship. UNLV forced Duke into 23 turnovers.

El Padrino said...

here we go

tem said...

thanks for showing up duke

Keith S said...

Are we still on the "Pedro is gonna make 30 starts and win 12-15 games" train?

El Padrino said...

if anyone had the balls to bet me when i was asking....but no, your all yellow bellied losers, all hung like field mouse


and i believe i said 25, which of course is still possible

iamresurrected said...

McNamee selling shit

El Padrino said...

*a field mouse or
*field mice

iamresurrected said...

i am white bellied. but yes i am a loser.

Keith S said...

Are they NYC metro area field mice? Because they are hung the best.

El Padrino said...

classy

iamresurrected said...

anybody ever play the old video game Rolling Thunder? i think there was the arcade game and then an NES version.

Keith S said...

Clemens wrote, "Cy 6" next to his name, in honor of his sixth Cy Young award. Beneath it, McNamee signed his name and added "Ly 0" -- as in "telling zero lies," Castinetti said.



I see what he did there.

tem said...

not yellow bellied, just didn't care how many starts pedro makes.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I was hammered last night. Feel great today

tem said...

"anybody ever play the old video game Rolling Thunder?"

not tem, but i bet meiz has.

Keith S said...

"Feel great today"

You must not have read the JT comment yet.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Roddick is like the non-gay version of Justin Timberlake with all the hot chicks that he's nailed"

Bitch please. JT smashes the finest pussy in the world. This is a fact and you know it.

Keith S said...

There it is

blue said...

boo hoo, cry me a river meiz

El Padrino said...

i have no issues with timberlake
in fact, i enjoyed his ridiculous acting in Alpha Dog and Black Snake Moan

blue said...

that's like saying that tom cruise isn't gay because he was married to Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Meiz has certainly played Rolling Thunder.

El Padrino said...

taking britney's virginity at the height of her hotness is one of the greatest accomplishments ever
(especially the way she is now, it looks even better)

i would put that ahead of the first man on the moon even

El Padrino said...

unrelated, i don't know why he's hosting the ESPY's

Keith S said...

ESPY's r dum

blue said...

JT didn't take her virginity

but he still nailed her at the apex of her hotness

Keith S said...

Man on the moon is a conspiracy.


S

blue said...

ESPN has 4 chicks with their mouths open ready to suck a dick...i wouldn't put mine anywhere near them though

ToddPacker said...

funny blue

JFreak said...

"if anyone had the balls to bet me when i was asking....but no, your all yellow bellied losers, all hung like field mouse"

Lies!

I took you up on it immediately and you ignored it.

blue said...

it's in the archives somewhere...this is where we need statboy

ToddPacker said...

jt does crush it.... i wonder how many guys he's crushed too

El Padrino said...

"I took you up on it immediately and you ignored it."

Liar, liar, you disagreed. You never accepted the bet.

Keith S said...

I think someone's pants are on fire.

El Padrino said...

i would totally do Candace Parker

El Padrino said...

the other 3 animals, no

blue said...

"jt does crush it.... i wonder how many guys he's crushed too"

this is my point exactly

Keith S said...

Where the hell did that come from?

ToddPacker said...

any news on pedro yet, ep

iamresurrected said...

animals = lol

blue said...

the chick from LSU looks like a demon or vampire or something

ToddPacker said...

"the other 3 animals, no"


hahahhahahahahahhahaa

ToddPacker said...

"the chick from LSU looks like a demon or vampire or something"


yas she does

blue said...

although i'm not sure the person from LSU is really a chick

ToddPacker said...

yas meaning yes

El Padrino said...

donnie walsh, welcome to hell

El Padrino said...

i'm awaiting the MRI results TP, when i get them i will forward along that information to you

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i would totally do Candace Parker"

I was thinking this last night. I used to be totally opposed to it, but now, I wouldn't even think twice.

El Padrino said...

hear that?

that's the sound of freak digging in the comments to prove me wrong

ToddPacker said...

will walsh get rid of zeke?

ToddPacker said...

"that's the sound of freak digging in the comments to prove me wrong"

mental i2i

Keith S said...

zeke quit a while ago.

ToddPacker said...

tps is getting angry

JFreak said...

JFreak said...
"make a bet

pedro wins 12-15, mid 3's ERA, 140 innings min, 150+ K's"

sure.

15+ wins, sub 3.5 era, 140+ innings, 150+ Ks

all or nothing for you.

March 19, 2008 3:12 PM


here's your proof, ho.

blue said...

oh no he dident

tem said...

i am busy at work.

wft.

fuck this suit.

ToddPacker said...

freak dropped a 'ho'... funny

Keith S said...

di'ent

blue said...

" JFreak said...
we doing this bet or not ep?

March 19, 2008 3:25 PM"

"Keith S said...
That bet is almost as ridiculous as ND winning 9 games this year.

March 19, 2008 3:26 PM"

Spaceman Spiff said...

pedro getting hurt is absolute hilarity after EP's homerish spiel on him

El Padrino said...

did you call me a ho?

*taking off earing's, wiping vaseline on face, turning rings around

let's go bitch

El Padrino said...

i dont know what all or nothing meant #1 and #2, i'll still do this bet without knowing the MRI results

how bout that

Keith S said...

Uh oh, EP is busting out the vaseline.

Keith S said...

all or nothing means all predictions have to happen or you lose.

JFreak said...

"i dont know what all or nothing meant #1 and #2, i'll still do this bet without knowing the MRI results"

all or nothing meant he reaches all of those marks or you lose.

i am all for doing this bet.

1 week name/pic change?

JFreak said...

"That bet is almost as ridiculous as ND winning 9 games this year."

I might have been a little too optimistic.

just a little.

tem said...

ND might win their spring game.

JFreak said...

"They just need to focus on throwing the ball with such velocity that it hits catcher A.J. Pierzynski in the mask so hard, it smashes his stupid face. That is easy motivation."

Go Gallo, Go.

iamresurrected said...

IT'S ON!!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

you guys do know that candace parker is engaged to an nba player with down syndrome(shelden williams) right? would you really do a chick that fucks retards

iamresurrected said...

if EP pops off the Lee Press-Ons, then we know his heart is really in it.

tem said...

no way would blhitler wreck candace parker.

El Padrino said...

i'll do the bet freak
cuz im hung like a mule

but, i will not agree to 15+ wins
12 is more like it, also due to me knot even knowing if he's out for a 2 months or 2 weeks can we shave off 20 innings and 20 k's?

if no concessions are made then i believe something should be worked out where your name/pic change is longer then mine

iamresurrected said...

spiffg comes out swangin'

tem said...

"you guys do know that candace parker is engaged to an nba player with down syndrome(shelden williams) right?"

why would i know that?

El Padrino said...

unless we wait to consummate this bet until after the MRI results

tem said...

Freak: Crean thoughts....

tem said...

funny guy in the office asked me if it was school picture day today.

that was hilarity.

Keith S said...

Celery with peanut butter is awesome.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"would you really do a chick that fucks retards"

Yes. That means that I'd be the best lay she's had in ages.

Keith S said...

"funny guy in the office asked me if it was school picture day today."

You should tell him that prom is tonight.

JFreak said...

"Freak: Crean thoughts...."

they are just now introducing him.

he hasn't spoken yet.

JFreak said...

and ep, i'll go down to 13 wins.

nothing else changes.

i thought you were prepared to do it no matter the mri results?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Celery with peanut butter is awesome."

Fact. Its also a great calorie burner.

JFreak said...

he's wearing a red and white tie.

classy.

tem said...

"Celery with peanut butter is awesome."

true

tem said...

"they are just now introducing him.

he hasn't spoken yet."

you have no opinion of him until he speaks at his conference? nothing based on his body of work at marquette?

JFreak said...

now he's holding up a shirt that says "crean & crimson"

a few chuckles from the crowd.

tem said...

"You should tell him that prom is tonight."

brilliant

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have the Marlins in my 13 pool this week.

JFreak said...

"you have no opinion of him until he speaks at his conference? nothing based on his body of work at marquette?"

oh, I thought you were talking about the news conference.

i like how he recruits, dwayne wade, travis diener, dominic james.

it won't be a far dropoff from the talent sampson could pull. and without the annoying side effect of rules violations.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dear IU,

Enjoy not ever recruiting a big man.


Sincerely,

Milwaukee, WI

JFreak said...

his brother-in-law is jim harbaugh.

coolio.

tem said...

"I have the Marlins in my 13 pool this week."

i have the nationals all year.

JFreak said...

i didn't ever watch marquette play, so i can't really comment on his style.

seems decent enough.

tem said...

i think he is going to do well.

just not next year.

tem said...

especially if basset and the other guy are really kicked off the team and gordon goes pro.

which he should.

El Padrino said...

"i thought you were prepared to do it no matter the mri results?"

i am prepared but if he's hurt for more than a month it's a foolish bet

i'll make it anyway, i'm like 4-0 on LOV bets, with the last one a real humdinger (H)

JFreak said...

yeah, expectations need to be realistic.

next year likely won't be great, but i'm optimistic for the future.

El Padrino said...

Creans a good coach but deke's right, he loves guards...

tem said...

"i didn't ever watch marquette play, so i can't really comment on his style."

same here really.

only watched WVU play them and I don't remember.

JFreak said...

first line of business is getting back the recruits who got out of their letter of intent.

tem said...

HUNGRY

JFreak said...

So, it's 13+ wins, sub 3.5 era, 140+ innings, 150+ Ks, right?

El Padrino said...

H, they got their Super Bowl rings yesterday. They are lovely.

A quote if you will:
Michael Strahan said he wanted them to be “10-table rings,” meaning that it could be seen in a restaurant from 10 tables away.

pic of rings

JFreak said...

what happened with the front page lov pic?

El Padrino said...

"So, it's 13+ wins, sub 3.5 era, 140+ innings, 150+ Ks, right?"

13 or more wins
140 or more inn
150 or more k's
3.5 or lower era

yes. agreed.

JFreak said...

done and done.

H man commeth said...

wow, I think this is the first time I've been called out in a post. Sadly, Iam, I did not hear or read Kraft's comments yet, so I can't defend them or even comment on them. sorry.

El Padrino said...

ok freak


it's ok H, comment on the Super bowl rings then

nice right, rumor is underneath on the opposite side some players are toying with the idea of getting 18-1 engraved on

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"his brother-in-law is jim harbaugh."

His wife is wreckable.

iamresurrected said...

shh

JFreak said...

crean's press conference is getting me fired up.

Keith S said...

WFT wiki?

Keith S said...

One side will have the name and number of the player, an NFL crest, and the words "Eleven straight on the road." The other flank will feature the Super Bowl logo, date, and final score: "NYG 21, NE 19."

I think that's the wrong score.

El Padrino said...

tell me what i'm missin keef

El Padrino said...

oh yes, wrong score

blue said...

that doesn't sound right

El Padrino said...

it was 17-14

Keith S said...

"tell me what i'm missin keef"

NYG - 252,556,561,556,564
hi mom - 14

Keith S said...

The 21-19 score was from EP's link.

Score on wiki link is probably wrong, too.

blue said...

"NYG - 252,556,561,556,564
hi mom - 14"

WFT?

El Padrino said...

wiki score is right
cmon

Keith S said...

negative

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My boss' ignorance regarding musical legends infuriates me. I'm done talking to him for a whlie.

He says he hates Elton John. Won't give me a reason why. He just doesn't want to admit that its because Elton's gay.

Fuckin' right-wingers.

Keith S said...

Jilarity

Keith S said...

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