Thursday, April 10, 2008

The lassoed Red

First things first. The quitter has unquit.

Now that that's out of the way, some exciting news.

I was recently wandering around some different baseball blogs and found myself at Statistically Speaking. Good content, sabermetrically based. Anyway, the creator of the blog sent me an e-mail the other day.

Eric here from mvn.com/mlb-stats. I wanted to talk to you about a company I work for part time as it might interest Lordz of Vengeance. The company is Redlasso and it is essentially what YouTube would be if YouTube had access to streaming video from ESPN and tons of other channels.

My job is to make video clips of TV programs and supply them to bloggers - no hidden ads or catches or anything of the sort. For instance I currently supply highlights and analysis to the team blogs at MVN and SBNation, amongst others.

So, if you ever need a video to enhance a post of yours or are interested in basing an article around a video you see on ESPN please get in touch with me and I will gladly make a clip for you.


Basically, any sports moment that happens on tv, you can request this guy to get it for you, and he can.

That's pretty awesome.

No more will we sit in want of a video clip that hasn't been uploaded to youtube. So instead of the quitter just complaining about the nba officials, he can cite specific incidents through video. Or we could find clips of Joe Buck sounding like a moron. You could even be like Eric and make fun of John Kruk. The possibilities seem endless.

All you have to do is e-mail Eric (Seidburns850@aol.com) and he will send you an embed code that you can paste on here or any other blog.


With no further ado, I'll start things off with my favorite moment of the baseball season so far...Fukudome's tying home run on opening day.

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tem said...

That is pretty wicked.

tem said...

on the surface i don't understand how anyone makes money.

tem said...

just me today?

tem said...

does that mean i win or lose?

tem said...

i just gave some tax bill to some bitch and told her to "have a blast" then i walked away.

tem said...

i don't have time to 'splain things to bitches.

tem said...

but i do have time to just type type away on this thing.

tem said...

sand volleyball starts tonight.

mid 50s and rain. i hope some chicks wear white t-shirts.

usually some do because they are dumb.

tem said...

two new girls on team tem this season. had to replace the old ones because they were not too great to look at.

they were good players though.

tem said...

gotta make sacrifices like that sometimes.

tem said...

oh and welcome back to the quitter/zeke/professor hubert farnsworth or whatever his AD name was.

tem said...

now all we need is weazy to get back in the fold.

tem said...

i believe AMT amortization is the same as MACRS.

tem said...

i threw that in there to make it seem like i am working.

tem said...

what's the record to start a post?

tem said...

so back to this redlasso thing.

you think he does non sports videos too?

like i can get a video of the office dude saying some speficfic joke?

tem said...

so back to this redlasso thing.

you think he does non sports videos too?

like i can get a video of the office dude saying some speficfic joke?

tem said...

well i guess that was me padding stats.

tem said...

that pam chick from the office was in blades of glory.

i'd wreck it.

tem said...

i think Pam is CoL.

or I guess today CoT.

tem said...

damn, i am even boring myself with this nonesense.

tem said...

you're boring tem.

tem said...

22 to start the day is nice.

this'll make it 23 to honor jordan.

tem said...

be thankful i didn't want to honor sid the kid.

tem said...

fuck, that put me past jordan.

tem said...

why does the red lasso guy spell sideburns wrong in his email?

tem said...

red lasso = steve

tem said...

damn, all the emails i am getting you'd think today was the 15th.

tem said...

comment box is in the top right if you want to use it.

tem said...

fyi i have not had cheerios for breakfast since monday.

banannas and milk to get that K up.

tem said...

don't want to cramp at volleyball.

tem said...

i need to take a camera to vball.

also i need to purchase one.

tem said...

right now beth is in hilton head giving head.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

freak this is excellent work

excellent

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

nice work tem
i guess the shock hasn't set in yet over the ezekiel comeback

tem said...

indeed the shock has not set in.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

and the only reason i'm keeping thsi name til the end of the week is because tem translated beth's toungue yesterday

tem said...

people have different coping mechanisms.

i guess everyone elses is silence.

or at least not typing.

tem said...

if i am wrong about her intents you can give me a 2 day name pic change.

tem said...

i.e if my translation of her toungue was off.

blue said...

so tem writes nothing yesterday...and then dominates today.

interesting

blue said...

re: the quitter

i like how he played it off as if he had totally forgotten about LoV.

"i came across rev's new blog, and thought, hey I totally forgot about those guys" (paraphrasing with quotes)

blue said...

we did not get 8-12 inches of snow last night...maybe 4...but it's wet and sloppy (TWSS)

tem said...

i like how when he first commented nobody responded for like 20 comments.

that was funny.

blue said...

i wonder how this red lasso guy gets rights to these videos? typically you have to pay for those rights, hence, why they are not on youtube.

tem said...

tem was busy yesterday.

he missed LOV and had to post a lot today to make up for it.

tem said...

i suspect i will not be on much this afternoon.

blue said...

if he wants to comeback full time, that's cool, but he should have to have at least a week with "the quitter" as his name.

tem said...

rgr blue. i had the thought that "umm this might not be legal."


maybe he has implied oral permission to use the videos.

blue said...

"tem was busy yesterday"

I thought maybe you just disagreed with iam's post.

tem said...

i suspect people will make it hard enough on him if he is back for really reals.

blue said...

"rgr blue. i had the thought that "umm this might not be legal.""

This video is property of MLB and the Chicago Cubs...any reproduction, retransmission or distribution without the express written consent of MLB is prohibited.

tem said...

i don't think i ever disagree with iam's posts.

i am a blind follower of he iam faith.

blue said...

"i suspect people will make it hard enough on him if he is back for really reals."

which people...mills?

tem said...

but i thought the something amendment repealed prohibition??

blue said...

Iowa sucks


(mills bat signal)

blue said...

22nd

tem said...

"which people...mills?"

no cmfost will show up talking smack.

blue said...

they are finally starting to come around on having liquor stores open on sundays around here.

finally. stupid fuckers..

tem said...

also iams DS comment from his post was spot on.

tem said...

ds in that case = downs syndrome.

blue said...

the liquor store owners were the strongest voice against having them open on sundays.

Their argument was that they would still sell the same amount of product, but over 7 days instead of 6, and the added overhead would eat into their profits...fuck those guys

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

i gotta read back LOVAD
i was there for like 3 comments
just to mention pizza and beer

tem said...

does the law require the stores to be open on sunday?

if not then the bitchy store owners can just still be closed if they want.

blue said...

pizza and beer....yummmmmmmmm

tem said...

we got a new guy at work that looks like the guy on I Dream of Jeannie.

blue said...

"does the law require the stores to be open on sunday?"

no, it won't, so you're right, the store owners could go all chick-fil-a on people and just be closed on sundays...

but then some guy would be open on sunday and he'd make a boatload of cash, and they'd be forced to do it. Capitalism and economics at its finest.

blue said...

some fantasy advise...if you have any rockies or braves in your lineup today, you might want to go ahead and sit them because they won't be playing.

tem said...

the guy making a boatload of cash might disprove the sell as much in 6 days as 7 days thing.

blue said...

oh, the sell as much in 6 days as 7 is bullshit.

I know that there have been multiple times where i've forgotten to buy beer on a saturday night, for sunday, so i'm just screwed. Same goes for the people who underestimate how much of a drunk they are, and run out of beer or liquor on a sunday.

tem said...

oops forgot to play perralta instead of rollins.

tem said...

it goes back to fuck those guys.

blue said...

I've thought about buying/opening a liquor store here (ns)

problem is, I wouldn't trust anyone to close it up, and I don't want to work until 2am or whatever.

tem said...

just be open on sundays.

tem said...

liquor stores get robbed a lot.

tem said...

or so i learnt from TV and movies.

tem said...

have cmblue close it up.

girls like having responsibility.

tem said...

"liquor store keys are in the kitchen, close up shop if you want to."

ToddPacker said...

looks like i missed a big day yesterday

ToddPacker said...

ugly win for the mets last night... the phils gave them that game

blue said...

yeah, i wouldn't want to be robbed either

tem said...

what did you miss yesterday?

tem said...

i mean why did you miss yesterday....

ToddPacker said...

"i mean why did you miss yesterday...."


tps-storm

tem said...

same thing hit up here.

must have been a big storm.

blue said...

i wonder if keith bought the CmR-V

tem said...

i thought keith was getting the fm's acura and fmkeith was getting a lexus?

blue said...

they decided against that because they didn't want people thinking they were snobs...

tem said...

oh, i missed that.


but really, it is too late.

blue said...

so he was going to get a CR-V until he found out that cumfast has one

JFreak said...

"you think he does non sports videos too?

like i can get a video of the office dude saying some speficfic joke?"

Good question.

JFreak said...

"why does the red lasso guy spell sideburns wrong in his email?"

his name is seidman.

tem said...

seidman...fair enough.

tem said...

he should get an elantra.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

Fackadume

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

i'm gonna watch teenage girls beat up teenage girls again

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

why am i not up in arms about this
maybe it's because it's been going on for like 200 years, and now it's only news because it's 2008 and we can stream video on the internet very easily?

news sucks

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

news is also busy

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

streaming video is taking over the world

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

1 hundo

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

keef is gonna have a field day with zeke

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

i was always much more impressed with the number 101 than i ever was with the number 100

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

that's 10% sense and the rest is non

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

blue put the milk away

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

did keef buy a Cummobile?

tem said...

90% non?

tem said...

keith is a topic of interest today.

as is zeke.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

MET GAME TONIGHT
LOGE, ROW A, SECTION 17, SEAT 10

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

"90% non?"

sense.

tem said...

10% sense.

90% non.

ToddPacker said...

"MET GAME TONIGHT
LOGE, ROW A, SECTION 17, SEAT 10"

nice

tem said...

mets getting rained out i hear.

ToddPacker said...

watched my first shea-game of the year last night..... the new stadium looks huge

blue said...

you gonna make a bet with meiz on the brewers trip into Shea this weekend?

ToddPacker said...

minaya was in the booth last night

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

yo meiz, we bettin'

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Motherfuckers need to leave the torch carriers alone.

blue said...

dave bush meiz...gotta love him

good thing gallardo will be back next week, send bush back to the pen.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

wow O.J Mayo going pro

i'm shocked

blue said...

OJ mayo has been a disappointment...i was not impressed.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"yo meiz, we bettin'"

I knew you would ask. I guess.

tem said...

torch carryers should be allowed to burn some people.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

"I knew you would ask. I guess."

not too confident, here is the pmups

Figueroa fri night
Santana on Sat
OP on Sunday

Two day name pic/change
a week for a baseball series is silly, as i'm finding out now

JFreak said...

I'm fine with the protests, but leave the torch carriers alone. They have nothing to do with China.

Sometimes people have stupid logic.

iamresurrected said...

sup bitches

iamresurrected said...

anybody wanna help me stab a torch bearer? i really wanna show China "whats up"..

CHINA YOUS A BITCH!

iamresurrected said...

ezekial, welcome back you sloppy wizards sleeve.

ToddPacker said...

congrats on the tigers 1st W of the season

JFreak said...

I think I'm going to start a Cubs "magic number" countdown.

iamresurrected said...

the morning quickzzeeee

on snap, play on wurds!1

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Two day name pic/change
a week for a baseball series is silly, as i'm finding out now"

Yeah, we can do that.

Johan vs Benny should be a good one, as long as Sheets has the hammer working.

iamresurrected said...

"CNN.com Recently Published/Updated - Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz engaged - 1 hour ago"

fucking CNN. worse than China.

iamresurrected said...

Dumb Bitch just came back from vaca' and hasnt stopped talking.

foot upside her head might be for lunch.

iamresurrected said...

however, nutsack on chin is also now in season this time of year. quite tempting.

tem said...

TPS is heating up.

iamresurrected said...

Tigs are on a hot streak.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

a ripe nutsack on chin is always better that a ripe foot upside the dome piece

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

i hate china

JFreak said...

Tigers magic number for their division is 160.

Only 159 for the wild card.

blue said...

"I think I'm going to start a Cubs "magic number" countdown."

considering they aren't in 1st place...that would be tough to do.

JFreak said...

can people that are normally youtube blocked see the video today?

JFreak said...

"considering they aren't in 1st place...that would be tough to do."

this is a dumb comment.

every team has a magic number, first or last.

blue said...

you're a magic number

JFreak said...

so's your face.

blue said...

the trash talk is a solid D- today

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

go fuck a goat

blue said...

watch the masters today

if you're bored

iamresurrected said...

no see video linky.

blue said...

it worked for me freak, but i have youtubeility as well

iamresurrected said...

freak, how many free video clips have u requested from your new friend?

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

"watch the masters live"

or just burn your eyeballs out with a phillies blunt

tem said...

"a ripe nutsack on chin is always better that a ripe foot upside the dome piece"

i think i would prefer the foot to the nutsuck. but if you prefer nuts on your face...

blue said...

EP is not a golf fan

watching the masters>>>>>>>>>>>TPS

JFreak said...

one.

blue said...

too.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

three and to the fo'
snoop doggy dog and dr. dre is at the do'

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

"EP is not a golf fan"

playing it is cool, albeit very frustrating, but watching it is fucking boring

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Ya know what...Just because nobody's said it in a while...









zorse

blue said...

I watch the Masters, and the US open every year, and that's about it....unless i need a nap on a saturday or sunday, because the quiet is good for napping

blue said...

"three and to the fo'
snoop doggy dog and dr. dre is at the do'"

snoop was on american idol gives back last night...

btw- that was the worst "telethon" evar

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

i saw bits and parts of that
robin williams is a drunk

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

american airlines is awesome

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

squirrelman is cool

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke wants in on LOV INC. $$$

tem said...

golf is boring to watch.

tem said...

yeah he heard of the huge checks we all got.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

lohan to go nude in next movie, full frontal kids

blue said...

tem is confusing the checks he's getting for FMLB as royalty checks from LoV Inc.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

hey deke your fagotty friend was jerking off on hillary last night at radio city

fucking clown

blue said...

re: lohan

I read that the other day...I wont' be going to see that movie, but i'll watch the nekkid clips online fo sho

blue said...

the rumor is that lohan offered to go fully nude for the movie, and the director said "nah, we just want you topless"

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

told you guys coffee was cat piss

tem said...

nekkid clips will be out before the movie.

tem said...

NY coffee is the best cat piss.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

"nah, we just want you topless"

he's scared of the red pubes

we all are

tem said...

"tem is confusing the checks he's getting for FMLB as royalty checks from LoV Inc."

am not.

Spaceman Spiff said...

there are no red pubes, she's shaven, havent you seen the paparazzi pics

Spaceman Spiff said...

deke, wtf is up with your girl

blue said...

that guy is probably a star wars geek

Keith S said...

"some fantasy advise...if you have any rockies or braves in your lineup today, you might want to go ahead and sit them because they won't be playing."

For reals?

Keith S said...

"i wonder if keith bought the CmR-V"

No, I will not be getting that.

Keith S said...

I didn't get anything last night, but I will probably be getting an Accord on Sunday

blue said...

yep, for reals

snowing all day today

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

i've since lohan's pretty pink pussy, jus sayin, in genereal red pubes scare people

Keith S said...

"i like how he played it off as if he had totally forgotten about LoV."

i2i on this.

Spaceman Spiff said...

good choice with the accord, that will be my next car

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

accord is wise

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

Hi, my name is El Pad and I;m addicted to pizza.

I've eaten at least one slice every day since last Tuesday...
NS

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

never seen fog like this in the city

Keith S said...

I won't even say it

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

deke mets signing claudio v and stickin him in the minors

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

i'm sure someone else will say it for you

blue said...

i wonder what city has the best fog

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"hey deke your fagotty friend was jerking off on hillary last night at radio city"


Who?

Keith S said...

Yoda?

blue said...

yeah, he didn't really narrow it down did he?

I thought maybe he was talking about deluxe or sabrina

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke mets signing claudio v and stickin him in the minors"

I'll trade you Dave Bush for Cluade Vargas.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

*Claude

Keith S said...

Hilarity

The story isn't hilarity, but this quote from it is...

"When Americans like Spanky Gibson serve on our side, the enemy in Iraq doesn't got a chance,” President Bush said in a recent appearance in the Pentagon to mark the fifth anniversary of the invasion of Iraq.

Keith S said...

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