Wednesday, April 09, 2008

It's all downhill from here

Act like you're reading something really special.


Sorry to be a dick today (well, not really sorry, but it sounds like the nice thing to say) but you just get nothing today. I just don't have the time to write anything of note. 8am meeting and another at 9, then the afternoon too. Don't they know that the one and only day I don't need their bullshit is Wednesday. Bitch please. My fellow slackers need me. Or something. I'm sure you'll find something to do.

I did have one thought yesterday though. How come people with Downs all look the same? They all seem to be slightly chubby and have flat hair that covers their forehead like a bowl cut. You never see a tall skinny guy/girl, always slightly pudgy with the same look. Yes, I am an asshole and my soul is burning as we speak. Or as I type. Or some shit like that.

My Tigers still lick testies. Please, win a fuckin game you bunch of sorry ass losers. Oh and Cabrera, since you're the 2nd coming of Christ himself could you please stop with the throwing errors.

Some biker does heroin.

Some chick was a heroine in hoops.

I'm gonna go stab myself in the eye now.

Toodles.

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iamresurrected said...

wichyabrokeazz

blue said...

sounds good to me

tem said...

if you stab yourself in the eye they will probably let you miss the meetings.

blue said...

Show them to me

H man commeth said...

Sox win. Tigers suck. H out.

blue said...

fly by h'ing

H man commeth said...

ok Ill stick around for a minute. Did I miss any Buckner talk on yesterday's LOV?

tem said...

why would we talk buckner?

blue said...

no buckner talk...because no sawks fans

tem said...

did buckner do something worth talking about?

H man commeth said...

"did buckner do something worth talking about?"

They had him throw out the first pitch. Then local sports talk had every caller saying they forgave him. it was fuckin ridiculous. They made this guys life hell because of one play, now he is suddenly forgiven for something he should have never been blamed for in the first place. Even I can admit that sox fans can be a bunch of morons sometimes.

blue said...

if they hadn't won 2 World Series titles, they still wouldn't forgive him

iamresurrected said...

China is a fucked up place

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

toodles is a weazy word

tem said...

china and boston are both fucked up.

tem said...

he fucked up a routine grounder he should be blamed.

he should be shamed.

he should never be forgiven.

H man commeth said...

I'm motumbo'ed on EP's pic. I need to observe this from home later

tem said...

where is beth on the day that the top braves prospect gets busted for HGH?

H man commeth said...

"he fucked up a routine grounder he should be blamed.

he should be shamed.

he should never be forgiven."

He should be blamed for scrwing up a routine play that allowed the winning fun to score. But there were many more reasons why the sox lost that game. It should have never gotten to that point where that play was so important. And they had a whole other game to play.

H man commeth said...

dude got death threats for years after that game. That is not right. it is only a game after all.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I work with such big Brewers fans, that they have no idea who Doug Davis is. Let alone that he has cancer.

Fucking bandwagoners. He was here only two years ago.

H man commeth said...

great Buckner related story though, several years back a former co-worker of mine was at McCoy stadium for some work related outing for his wife's company. Buckner was there for some reason or another and a couple like 10 year old kids went up to him. One asks for his autograph and goes to hand him a baseball. The other kid says "careful, he'll probably drop the ball". ouch. dunno if it is a true story or not, but that shit must have happened to him a lot

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Saabrina: So, Corey Hart hey?


Me: Shut the fuck up.

tem said...

venus williams taking a leave from tennis means she is knocked up.

H man commeth said...

"where is beth on the day that the top braves prospect gets busted for HGH?"

Didn't she say she was going on vacation or somethin?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuckin' Gagne.

Dude's the worst.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Way to fuck up my perfect ERA

blue said...

beth is going to salty balls

H man commeth said...

"Fuckin' Gagne"

yea, he's pretty terrible now...

I thought it was great trade when the Sox pulled the trigger. Gotta love 20/20 hindsight

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

i like the fact that my closer has a unibrow

tem said...

professional athletes have to take this kind of beating for fucking up.

it is part of the reason they get paid so much fucking money.

tem said...

buckner, gagne, they both have earned the ridicule. and they both got paid enough to deal with it.

tem said...

it is not just a game.

it is a billion dollar industry.

which supports many other million dollar industries like gambling, clothing, fatheads, etc, etc.

blue said...

what about bartman? he gets paid nothing

tem said...

if you want to be front in center of a billion dollar industry you gotta be able to handle the critisism, the death threats and the fake national enquirer stories.

that is why the players make enough to live in a gated community and hire security guards.

tem said...

bartman is a douche. don't fuck with the ball while it is in play. or anywhere near being in play for that matter.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"bartman is a douche. don't fuck with the ball while it is in play. or anywhere near being in play for that matter."

Leave the guy alone. He saved sports as we know them.

blue said...

he's not the only guy who reached for the ball, just the only guy who touched it.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

piss hands said he had no shot anyway

dead issue

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

riot against that SS who made that humongous error

tem said...

all the rest of the people are douches too.

the SS should get death threats too.

and at first piss hands was sure he would have caught it, he changed his tune years later.

tem said...

everyone sucks.

that is the message here.

blue said...

piss hands is old, he misremembers

blue said...

show them to me

JFreak said...

Yeah, him yelling and cursing out Bartman right after the play makes me think he thought he couldn't catch it.

JFreak said...

"Leave the guy alone. He saved sports as we know them."

GFY.

JFreak said...

Alex Gonzalez needs to be ridiculed more for screwing up an easy double play ball.

There is lots of blame to go around.

H man commeth said...

Bartman didn't allow the 8 runs that followed that foul ball that wasn't caught...

tem said...

those people should get threats too.

blue said...

bartman didn't lose the next game either

tem said...

that doesn't make him not a douche.

blue said...

yes but there are plenty of douchey people in the world

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

this is like opening an old wound for freak

JFreak said...

I heard he still lives in Chicago.

Seems kind of unbelivable.

I wonder if he's still a Cubs fan, even though the rest of the fan base despises him.

JFreak said...

Yeah, this is pretty horrible.

When sportscenter ran the Alou forgiveness story, they ran the original clip and I almost died.

Screw Alou, he's not a Cub anymore, he doesn't get to forgive anyone.

tem said...

we could talk about country music instead.

blue said...

bartman lives in springfield with homer and marge

blue said...

last night was not neil diamond night on american idol...keith mislead me

blue said...

screw nuxy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

When people come in here, and I ask them for the address something's going to, and they don't read it to me(just set it on the counter in front of me), I'm a total dick about it, and ask them what every word is that they wrote down.


No, asshole. I can't read your fucked up sloppy hand writing. And don't expect me to be reading some slop dick cursive shit, either.

blue said...

show them to me

tem said...

does meiz have any pleasant customers?

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

meiz let them bitches know

tem said...

HUNGRY

iamresurrected said...

destroy their package meiz. they should know not to expect a helpful clerk. fuck them.

JFreak said...

The guys trimming the trees have this huge cherry picker truck to cut down the high limbs.

And it's now stuck in the mud in my backyard.

Guess I didn't need the grass back there.

Keith S said...

"stupid rocky top."

Is freak speaking lowly of Peyton's alma mater?

blue said...

freak is like a housewife telling us about the dialy goings-on in the neighborhood

Keith S said...

"last night was not neil diamond night on american idol...keith mislead me"

My bad. That's what I get for listening to the fm. He will be on this season, though.

blue said...

freak should take a picture of the stuck truck...and post it tomorrow.

JFreak said...

I've got an actual post set for tomorrow.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"does meiz have any pleasant customers?"


Yes.

blue said...

are you saying picture posts are not "actual posts"?

JFreak said...

no, just that I've got something planned that's better than my usual crap.

blue said...

ok, sounds good...i'm looking forward to it now.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

HWNI - Fanny P. Huttenbauer Trust for Betty [Sec 1092]

i thought this was a funny name

iamresurrected said...

"freak is like a housewife telling us about the dialy goings-on in the neighborhood"

funny

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My voice has been going in and out lately. I blame the Prilosec.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

"My voice has been going in and out lately. I blame the Prilosec."

cuz it can't be the cigarettes

blue said...

or the booze

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

booze, nah

Keith S said...

"My voice has been going in and out lately. I blame the Prilosec."

Practicing the Darth Vader voice again, huh?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No. Its the Prilosec. Ever since I started taking it, my mouth and throat have been really dry.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

your too young to be on drugs (rx)

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

fucking doctors hand out this shit like candy, that's why el pad dont go to dr's (unless he dont go to work)

they are full of shit and never have your best interest in mind

Keith S said...

Prilosec doesn't have that effect on me.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

if beth aint here why can't i go back to my name?

Keith S said...

EP
Prilosec is over-the-counter

Keith S said...

WFT

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

oh snap, when did that happen

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

doesnt change my temrant on dr's

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

articles like that make me sick

Keith S said...

Maybe 4-5 years ago

JFreak said...

"if beth aint here why can't i go back to my name?"

because then you'd be a weasel.

Keith S said...

Temrant was nails. Docs get schmoozed by pharmaceutical reps and they prescribe the meds of whoever buys them the most shit

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

"because then you'd be a weasel."

i meant i think she mentioned that i would only be tortured for two days

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

yup, they give ritalin to kids who dont need it, and that fucks them up

JFreak said...

oh.

Keith S said...

io

Keith S said...

Beth said...

Don't worry EP, this name and pic may just be for today, I'm trying to come up with something else for tomorrow and/or Wednesday. (Although I'm out starting Wed thru the end of the week for Hilton Head.)

April 7, 2008 9:46 AM

blue said...

i'm not sure what that means

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

it means today is the last day

blue said...

beth used some cumbonics on that one

JFreak said...

real surviorman

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

nice

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can't find a decent fucking Brewers hat.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

what's wrong woth the fitted orginal?

Keith S said...

This would work, mize

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"what's wrong with the fitted orginal?"

I don't like the 5950. And don't wear my hats like mulignan.

tem said...

"And it's now stuck in the mud in my backyard.

Guess I didn't need the grass back there."

by "my" you mean your parents right?

tem said...

"it means today is the last day"

no it meant that the specific name and pic you had for that day was only one day. she meant for you to suffer all week.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm looking at this and this.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

And this

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

didnt know tem spoke beth

JFreak said...

apparently, the government flys over the gasline once a week, and needs to be able to see it from the air.

just in case there's a terrorist attack in my backyard.

blue said...

maybe you should just buy this one

tem said...

tem is fluent in beth's toungue.

blue said...

is it like a pipeline from canada or something?

blue said...

show them to me

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"maybe you should just buy this one"

I'd be biting Freak's style if I did that.

blue said...

golf picks today probably

blue said...

the tournament this weekend is a big one I guess

JFreak said...

I just went out and talked to the foreman guy.

It's not a natural gas pipeline.

It's a jet fuel pipeline owned by marathon.

Hell yeah.

And it's not the government that does flyovers, but marathon itself.

JFreak said...

So if you ever need jet fuel, just give me a call.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Golf picks are in. I took Tiger Woods.

blue said...

way to go out on a limb meiz

blue said...

did you know you can watch live video from amen corner tomorrow and friday on cbssports.com?

blue said...

i might have heard that somewhere.

JFreak said...

i thought espn was doing coverage of thursday and friday?

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

deke obama bowled a 37 a couple of weeks ago

JFreak said...

marathon even has a video about clearing around pipelines.

fun times.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1978...

David Thompson of the Denver Nuggets scored 73 points during a loss against the Detroit Pistons. Thompson scored the third-highest single-game total in NBA history.

Keith S said...

I bet we don't hit rev today

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

it's slow

like those people iam spoke of

Keith S said...

Hell will be full.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

i'm going to heaven because i go to church

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Lunch was Jimmy John's.


I wish I could watch The Masters tomorrow & Friday.

Keith S said...

Do you go to church because you are scared?

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

ok wtf

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

"Do you go to church because you are scared?"

scared of what

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i'm going to heaven because i go to church"

Following a cult is usually frowned upon.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

"Boy, 6, treated for alcoholism..."

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

catholic religion is not a cult

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

Love is one and done

Keith S said...

"scared of what"

Ice Cube says if you're scared go to church

Keith S said...

WNBA draft was today

Spaceman Spiff said...

that was a great nap

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm going to the incinerator when I die.

Keith S said...

I like naps.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"catholic religion is not a cult"

Just because its the most popular doesn't mean its not.

Keith S said...

This should be good

JFreak said...

"child welfare officials allege in court documents released Tuesday that the compound built by leaders of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints"

those mormons are fucked up.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I like making people defend religion.

Spaceman Spiff said...

catholicism is not a cult, you can choose to leave it

Keith S said...

If the leader guy says fuck the sun, you say yeah, the sun sucks. Fuck the sun.

JFreak said...

"I like making people defend religion."

Makes you sound like an idiot.

blue said...

why does a cult have to be a bad thing?

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

"I like making people defend religion."

too tired for this shit but
i'm a eye-talian catholic
i go to church sometimes because it allows(ed) me to:

curse, swear, had sex before marriage, smoked pot, stole other people's possessions, i wrote graffitti, gamble, drink, use god's name in vain and i'm addicted to porn and am a amazing

all ya gotta do is go to confession once in awhile and your sins are cleansed

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

*am a amazing pervert

forgot to finish this thought

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Spiff makes a good point.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just don't understand all the people that are so blinded by it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Makes you sound like an idiot."

I find it to be the opposite.



God told me to do it, so its okay.

Spaceman Spiff said...

some people gotta believe in something, helps them get through life

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

when i was a kid dad brought me to church and we had to go to CCD classes

i hated CCD

Keith S said...

CCD class was awful

JFreak said...

Calling catholicism a cult is idiotic.

I can only assume since your saying stupid shit that you're an idiot.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My Catholic friends seemed to love CCD.

Keith S said...

Are you sure it's not CCR that they love?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Calling catholicism a cult is idiotic."

When in Rome

Keith S said...

"Calling catholicism a cult is idiotic."


Betting that Notre Dame will win 9 games this year is genius

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

yeah i aint like that
just a dumb wop who grew up around chuch...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Are you sure it's not CCR that they love?"

I'm telling you, people are crazy.

blue said...

Romans like catholicism

JFreak said...

"When in Rome"

so's your face.

blue said...

yesterday it was politics, today it's religion...LoV has jumped the shark.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

i hate that sayin

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

today is the 100th day of the year btw

blue said...

which saying? the shark jumping saying?

Keith S said...

What does that mean?

blue said...

it means you suck

Keith S said...

My question was re: 100th day

Keith S said...

Lemmings are piling on cummy today

blue said...

it means we are 27.3% through the year 2008...and you suck

Keith S said...

OK freak

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"LoV has jumped the shark."

Shut your face.

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

"LoV has jumped the shark."

this one

blue said...

EP ♥s fonzi

Keith S said...

Stupid

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

who's fonzi

Keith S said...

Shut up

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

you shut up

blue said...

arthur fonzerelli

Keith S said...

Fucking people with their burnt popcorn piss me off

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"who's fonzi"

Holy shit. You gotta be kidding.

Keith S said...

"who's fonzi"

kod will kill you

blue said...

I took it as EP was kidding

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

HEYYYYYYY

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

that show was before my time btw but i obviously know who he was

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

i'll ride this shit to newer if you let me

Atl Braves>>>>>NY Mets said...

thank you

come again

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