Monday, April 28, 2008

I'm sorry, guys.

I'm really tired and have some gay shit to do tomorrow causing me to miss around an hour of work.

State was blah. I'll have the State photo extravaganza next Monday. I promise.

I'm just beat right now.

Wow. gfDeke just went absolutely apeshit, and was throwing shit around because I asked where my fingernail clippers is. What a fucking lunatic. I might pull a TP tonight.

Nope. Fuck that. That's MY bed.

I got a sweet, framed, poster-size Abbey Road print this weekend. And a nifty Rockin' Robin jersey/T.

Okay. Fuck it. I'm going to bed.

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H said...

first

Beth said...

Morning H.

And EP, ready for the name and pic change whenever you are. After Friday night's Braves win I was so sure I was winning this bet too dammit.

Tyler said...

The Beatles are gay.

H said...

"The Beatles are gay."

That's just wrong

Tyler said...

What is going on over at Lordz of Sex? No posts yet? Disappointing.

Tyler said...

"That's just wrong"

No, it's just the truth. You're in denial.

Tyler said...

Smoltz has shoulder discomfort.

H said...

"No, it's just the truth. You're in denial."

Name a single band with more influence.

H said...

"Yesterday" is the most covered song in the history of recorded music.

H said...

You Tyler, are talking out of your ass.

blue said...

"Name a single band with more influence"

chili peppers

blue said...

just because people cover their songs, doesn't make them any good...obviously somebody thought they could do better...many many many times

tem said...

"Name a single band with more influence."

Alabama

Tyler said...

Britney Spears sold 32 million albums in the U.S. She must be good too, right?

tem said...

also the Beatles being influential doesn't make them any less gay.

It might just mean that musicians are dumb and can be easily influenced by gay things.

blue said...

good point tem

Tyler said...

Just because music sucked when they were active (which was over 35 years ago, which makes them totally relevant nowadays), doesn't mean they're good.

Beth said...

Even if you aren't a big fan of The Beatles music, there's no way you can deny their influence on music.

Sure most of their stuff sounds like pop music now, but at the time they were cutting edge.

blue said...

beatles is the copout answer for influences.

because nobody wants to hear:

"who were your influences"

"guns and roses, and motley crue, garth brooks, john tesh, and miley cyrus...i know it's an odd group, but we're an original band that blends all those sounds into one"

tem said...

"there's no way you can deny their influence on music. "

i can deny anything i want. i just might not be right.

tem said...

h is either ignoring us or writing a rev scroller about the virtues of the beatles' musak.

tem said...

ignorance wins again!!!!

muhahahahahahahahahahah

H said...

wow, this conversation is just dumb. Maybe it's because I'm the only musician here. :-P

tem said...

ignorance is the most powerful force in nature.

H said...

"h is either ignoring us or writing a rev scroller about the virtues of the beatles' musak."

I don't have the energy for a Rev scroller

tem said...

beth is a musician.

[Insert she plays the penis flute or tromboner joke here ]

tem said...

also what brought on "The Beatles are gay" comment anyway?

blue said...

Abbey road poster

blue said...

and i say that if H's band was influenced by the Beatles...i'm not interested in any of their music

H said...

"and i say that if H's band was influenced by the Beatles...i'm not interested in any of their music"

Well we're a cover band, BLue, but I'm sure at least some of the artists we cover would list the Beatles as an influence.

tem said...

"Name a single band with more influence."

Two Live Crew

Run DMC

blue said...

cover bands are awesome...my favorite band of all time was a cover band...

you can get a mix of songs that you'd never see at another concert...

tem said...

Real muscians say Monkees > Beatles

H said...

"cover bands are awesome...my favorite band of all time was a cover band...

you can get a mix of songs that you'd never see at another concert..."

should this have had an (s) or were you serious?

tem said...

this conversation appears to have run its course.

which is sad. it was fun.

H said...

"Real muscians say Monkees > Beatles"

They didn't write their own songs or play their own instruments.

**cue Simpsons line...

blue said...

"should this have had an (s) or were you serious?"

i'll let you decide

Beth said...

"this conversation appears to have run its course"

Thank god.

ToddPacker said...

beatle bashing is crazy talk

H said...

"beatle bashing is crazy talk"

THANK YOU TP!!!

blue said...

leave it to the old man

H said...

"ave it to the old man"

With age comes wisdom

blue said...

TP: (old man voice) back in my day, the beatles were the best, they played that rock and roll music that made all the kids go crazy

ToddPacker said...

"I might pull a TP tonight"

this made me laugh

ToddPacker said...

"TP: (old man voice) back in my day, the beatles were the best, they played that rock and roll music that made all the kids go crazy"

nah, blue i don't really like the beatles early stuff.... rubber soul/revolver is when they got good

ToddPacker said...

so i didn't see any of the mets/braves series

blue said...

btw-

fuck the nuggets, fuck george karl, fuck 'melo, fuck camby, fuck iverson...fuck them all

blue said...

i've never been more pissed at one of my teams than I was on saturday at the nuggets...fuck those guys

ToddPacker said...

i spent the weekend in the central time zone.... i don't like central time, i was confused/late/early all the time

ToddPacker said...

i have watched 0 nba payoffs

ToddPacker said...

my fmlb team is slightly less than mediocre

blue said...

oh, and fuck whoever from the nuggets front office said that george karl would return as coach next year...fuck that guy

Beth said...

"so i didn't see any of the mets/braves series"

The only good game of the series was Friday.

tem said...

FUCK AXE

blue said...

and fuck the pepsi center and their gay ass "can you feel it" t-shirts for the playoffs...

end nuggets temrant

blue said...

the nuggets made me so mad i almost wanted to go home and beat my wife (s)

tem said...

Fuck the Hawks PA announcer who counts the shot clock down from 10.

And yells shit while the game is going on.

Beth said...

"the nuggets made me so mad i almost wanted to go home and beat my wife (s)"

That's what the kid is for now.
(s)

tem said...

"the nuggets made me so mad i almost wanted to go home and beat my wife (s)"

take it out on the baby, they can't testify in court.

tem said...

wow, kid abuse i2i with beth.

wow.

blue said...

"That's what the kid is for now"
"take it out on the baby, they can't testify in court."

nah, it's not her fault the nuggets lost...plus I like bgblue

blue said...

True story:

cmblue saw carmelo at the mall yesterday, i told her he had to get his shopping done before he starts his vacation on tuesday...i also axed her if she told him that he sucked, but she did not.

blue said...

she almost got smacked for not telling him that he sucked

tem said...

wow cmblue is dangerously close to getting to taste blue's backhand.

tem said...

"nah, it's not her fault the nuggets lost...plus I like bgblue"

but cmblue is culpable?

tem said...

cul·pa·ble

–adjective deserving blame or censure; blameworthy.

tem said...

culpable > D-

trying to raise the bar some.

tem said...

closing in on 69.

tem said...

keith's softball team won 33-0.

Mine won 13-3.

His sounds better.

blue said...

"but cmblue is culpable?"

yes, everything is her fault...that's the joy of being married

tem said...

oh i did not know that.

maybe i should call up efmtem and make amends.

ToddPacker said...

"keith's softball team won 33-0."

no mercy rule?

Beth said...

"yes, everything is her fault...that's the joy of being married"

You have this backwards blue, when you're married everything is always the GUY'S fault, at least if you ever want to get laid again. :-)

ToddPacker said...

wow the rays are tied for 1st in the AL east

tem said...

"no mercy rule?"

i bet it was 33-0 after 4 innings when the mercy rule kicks in.

tem said...

"You have this backwards blue, when you're married everything is always the GUY'S fault, at least if you ever want to get laid again. :-)"

this is how it is before you get married.

Beth said...

"wow the rays are tied for 1st in the AL east"

See what happens when you get rid of the devil?
(s)

ToddPacker said...

"this is how it is before you get married"

true

blue said...

how was destin TP?

ToddPacker said...

"how was destin TP?"

ok... long drive, i was confused about the time most of the weekend, cmtp got mad at me for "drinking too much" at the reception. she didn't want to drive back to the hotel, so i told her i wouldn't drink "that much"... long story short, i got wrecked and she was pissed because she had to drive

JFreak said...

Beatles argument was stupid.

tem said...

so?

blue said...

ok freak...music snob

blue said...

it has been well established that freak listens to crappy music and then claims that it's better because it's "indie" (independent), or obscure...it's indy and obscure because it sucks

Tyler said...

"i've never been more pissed at one of my teams than I was on saturday at the nuggets...fuck those guys"

Still think my "terrible locker room" comment was way off base Blue?

JFreak said...

No, it's well established that I'll listen to pretty much anything except the abmoniation that is country music.

Shove it up your ass, Blue.

Tyler said...

Wow, freak is surly today.

blue said...

"Still think my "terrible locker room" comment was way off base Blue?"

in general all the guys really like each other and get along, but they all just suck, and george karl is a shitty coach...for the first time ever, i started thinking it might be time to trade carmelo...

it's been 5 years and he still doesn't understand that they don't call as many fouls in the playoffs as they do during the regular season.

supposedly he screamed at Karl during the game because he thought Karl wasn't doing enough.

they have a coaching issue, so they either have to 2 of iverson camby and melo, or fire george karl

blue said...

*trade

tem said...

country is the most popular style of musak in america.

blue said...

Camby will be traded, and if they can find somebody to take Iverson's expiring contract, he's gone too

tem said...

trade everyone and move to OK City.

Tyler said...

I think Camby's gone, he was complaining about touches and actually sat out part of a game at the end of the season cuz he was pissed he wasn't getting enough looks. If they move A.I., I don't think they're going to get much back for them. They're a mess. I told you the "George Karl Team Implosion™" wasn't too far off.

Tyler said...

Milli Vanilli sold over 30 million singles, 14 million albums, and won a Grammy. They must be good, right?

blue said...

"If they move A.I., I don't think they're going to get much back for them"

that's ok, if they put JR Smith in the "iverson" role, next season, he'll score enough that they won't miss AI...plus I don't think they want anyone back, they'll want to cut payroll.

JFreak said...

"They must be good, right?"

Don't be silly.

Keith S said...

"i bet it was 33-0 after 4 innings when the mercy rule kicks in."

Yes.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Keith S said...

Little whore

blue said...

power rankings are up on LoF

Keith S said...

This guy might be crazy

blue said...

they were talking about that miley cyrus picture this morning on the radio...i think people forget that she's 15

Keith S said...

TP was higher than me in the rankings this week, but I beat him.

Keith S said...

Miley will be on LoS in 3 years

Keith S said...

RIP P10P

blue said...

"TP was higher than me in the rankings this week, but I beat him."

Freak scored higher than Spiff, but lost to him too.

it's the magic of the power rankings

blue said...

"RIP P10P"

yeah, it's pretty much on a hiatus until football season

blue said...

the broncos drafted all guys i'd never heard of before, other than the Boise State guy

Tyler said...

Wow, Sidney Ponson is still pitching in the Majors?

Keith S said...

Torain is a solid back, but he is injury prone

Tyler said...

Chipper needs to head over to the Clam Shack so Beth can give him a full-release back massage.

Tyler said...

Or a ZJ.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

this post had large whiffs of homosex coming off of it.

blue said...

wall

blue said...

double wall

Keith S said...

Yay

blue said...

neve campbell topless if you care

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

IDGAF about the Beatles and what they influenced.

T's right - they're gay.

Didn't Sonny teach us anything?

Mickey Mantle doesn't give a fuck about me - neither do the beatles.

so idgaf about them.

don't waste ya talent C.

blue said...

blf is preachin

iamresurrected said...

Beatles are solid. They wrote some great melodies.

iamresurrected said...

but Kelly Clarkson and George Michael are the best artists evar. so y'all can stfu now.

H said...

I refuse to get dragged into this argument again...

blue said...

one of the guys at the lemmings site wrote this comment:

"I'm not cmfosting my team but Pop is just to good of a coach to let the Suns come back."

so cumfast is a verb now?

blue said...

or is that an adjective

blue said...

if the beatles were so great, they wouldn't have broken up, and all be dead (or married one legged porn stars)

iamresurrected said...

screw john lennon for being dead. what a moron.

blue said...

speaking of musical influences...it's Neil Diamond week on American Idol....Comingtoyaaaahaaaa

Tyler said...

Ok H, let's have a little science experiment. Next time your "band" plays, do your normal setlist of Limp Bizkit and Taproot covers (or whatever else you do) but in the middle of the set, throw down a "Yesterday" cover. And not a metal mulisha version either, bust out the acoustic and see how it plays to the crowd. My bet is that either people leave in droves or that you get booed off the stage.

Tyler said...

Do it.

blue said...

yes, but limp bizkit and Taproot would claim the Beatles as their greatest influences...along with Bob Dylan...so they're vicariously playing beatles songs

Tyler said...

Do it.

H said...

Yesterday wouldn't work in the middle of a hard rock show, but it doesn't make it bad music.

iamresurrected said...

i think if he could sing it well, people would be receptive.

iamresurrected said...

but then again, if youre looking for a bunch of bar crowd moshers on a thursday night in boston to give you a vote of confidence in what is good or bad, i think this study is getting off to a rocky start..

tem said...

cmfosting is a verb in that instance.

tem said...

"but then again, if youre looking for a bunch of bar crowd moshers on a thursday night in boston to give you a vote of confidence in what is good or bad, i think this study is getting off to a rocky start.."

don't bring logic and/or science into this debate.

iamresurrected said...

cheez-its are good.

Keith S said...

Neve Campbell has man boobs

Keith S said...

Which fits in well with her man hair cut

H said...

"but then again, if youre looking for a bunch of bar crowd moshers on a thursday night in boston to give you a vote of confidence in what is good or bad, i think this study is getting off to a rocky start.."

touche...

Tyler said...

someone needs to add cmfosting to urbandictionary.

blue said...

i was listening to some H band covers...i don't think he's got the "yesterday" voice...but that's just me...but "hard days night" or "strawberry fields" are possibilities

Tyler said...

"cheez-its are good"

I am addicted to the Parmesan & Garlic Cheez-Its.

iamresurrected said...

i picked up a Wii yesterday.. then looked at available games... and set it back down.

god, they got a shitty selection.

H said...

"i was listening to some H band covers...i don't think he's got the "yesterday" voice...but that's just me...but "hard days night" or "strawberry fields" are possibilities"

Thoses recordings are awful, Blue.

iamresurrected said...

and now we're moving on to ritz snack mix. clearly not as tasty.

tem said...

"Neve Campbell has man boobs"

this saddens me. she used to be in my top 15.

tem said...

"someone needs to add cmfosting to urbandictionary."

someone needs to add all the temwords we have.

blue said...

"Thoses recordings are awful, Blue"

it's all i've got...

iamresurrected said...

tem is in it for himself.

blue said...

Roger likes cuntry music

H said...

"it's all i've got..."

The video on my personal page is me siging as well. Also an awful recording...

blue said...

i liked the Rebel Yell one

Tyler said...

RE: H's siging prowess.

Please provide a link. Regards.

blue said...

H band

it's a myspace page, so if you are blocked, tough shit

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I walk into work & get smacked in the face with a $10,000 set of silverware.


Fuck.

blue said...

it's a pretty good cover of the Days of New song too

blue said...

"I walk into work & get smacked in the face with a $10,000 set of silverware."

getting hit in the face with cheap silverware hurts too

JFreak said...

"H - Vocals"

Classy.

You should just call your band "H".

H said...

well thanks for the compliments Blue (ns)

iamresurrected said...

"Harvey - Vox" just doesnt have the same ring.

H said...

"You should just call your band "H"."

Like Daughtry? no wait, I mean DAUGHTRY.

JFreak said...

"Aitch" featuring H.

H said...

""Aitch" featuring H."

Nice.

JFreak said...

LoV party May 24th in Rhode Island.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

LoV is grumpy today. I blame Tyler.

iamresurrected said...

"and on lead vocals.. HAROLD!"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"getting hit in the face with cheap silverware hurts too"

True, but you don't have to give the cheap stuff the $10,000 treatment.

H said...

"LoV party May 24th in Rhode Island."

That would be amusing

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Were there sports this weekend?

Keith S said...

On this day in 1966...

The Boston Celtics defeated the Los Angeles Lakers, 95-93, and won their eighth consecutive National Basketball Association championship.

Keith S said...

"Were there sports this weekend?"

Brewers lost 2/3 to the marlins

Tyler said...

I won $116 bowling over the weekend.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

who has 10k$ silverware to eat brats?

wft

Keith S said...

I spent $1500 on a bed this weekend. It's either the smartest thing or dumbest thing I've ever done. There's no middle ground.

Tyler said...

Sleep number bed?

Keith S said...

huh?

Keith S said...

It's a Sealy ultra plush euro something or other.

Keith S said...

"keith's softball team won 33-0.
Mine won 13-3.
His sounds better."


It was more about how bad the other team was.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

cali king size?

Keith S said...

Yeah, cali king

Keith S said...

The queen size is killing us now.

blue said...

you can never go wrong buying a good bed

blue said...

Mr. Irrelevant was from Idaho...awesome (ns)

Keith S said...

This place sucks today

H said...

yup

tem said...

"I spent $1500 on a bed this weekend. "

tem spent $600 on a bed for his guest room this weekend.

its like keith and tem do the same things, softball, bed shop, but keith has higher numbers.

blue said...

"This place sucks today"

you suck today

tem said...

"I won $116 bowling over the weekend."

how?

iamresurrected said...

cue: 'you guys should get a place togther' comment

blue said...

we have 5 beds at our house now, but 2 of them are in the basement collecting spiders.

blue said...

the furniture rotting away in our basement could furnish a shitty apatment or 2.

Keith S said...

"its like keith and tem do the same things, softball, bed shop, but keith has higher numbers."

Did you eat at Olive Garden on Saturday?

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

you guys should get a place together.

Keith S said...

""I won $116 bowling over the weekend."

how?"


He bet against mize winning state

blue said...

olive garden has the best italian food

Keith S said...

He bet $2500 to win $116.

blue said...

when does spiff go to Hawaii...i hope this week so he can't manage his FMLB team

Keith S said...

They don't have the internets in Hawaii?

Keith S said...

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