Monday, April 21, 2008

Exhausted and Unhealthy

There are no pictures today.

I'm always tired. I never want to get out of bed. I'm late for work 4 out of 5 days a week.

I'm gonna try to be sober until this coming Friday. That's when the State Bowling Tourney begins for me.

NBA playoffs started this week. I didn't watch.

I'm pretty sure I have a critically ill fish. We're just gonna see if it lives or dies because we don't have/won't purchase a quarantine tank. Oh well.

Eric Gagne is available if anyone wants him.

I pick my nose too much. I need a humidifier.

Well, I'm sober and calling it an early night. We'll see what happens tomorrow.

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Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

deke everyone has a "quarantine tank" - it's called the toilet.

Keith S said...

Just so I have 1 comment with my name today.

JFreak said...

keith.

your name is "i suck"

your picture is here.

i suck said...

Apparently there will be two freaks commenting today

i suck said...

We're like twins now

JFreak said...

I can't hear you over the vast sucking sound.

i suck said...

I should try and go on a long streak to try and break mize's record.

i suck said...

Well there goes that idea

i suck said...

"I can't hear you over the vast sucking sound."

TWSS

i suck said...

Bets are fun

JFreak said...

indeed.

i suck said...

What's ironic is that if I would have won the bet, freak's name would have been "i sock"

i suck said...

Oh man, I can't wait for Thursday's post

JFreak said...

You forgot the (s).

i suck said...

"Eric Gagne is available if anyone wants him."

No gracias

H said...

haha, Gagne is awful

H said...

Bruins force game 7. They'll most likely lose.

H said...

I wonder if the Canadien fans will boo the national anthem again.

H said...

since knucklehead bruins fans beat up a guy wearing a Montreal Jersey.

H said...

Z

H said...

I feel like going on another long run...

H said...

but I lack ambition

H said...

and subject matter

Beth said...

Let me go ahead and end your run now H so you don't get your hopes up...

H said...

and in the least surprising event of the weekend, Celtics won.

H said...

Thank you Beth

H said...

I'd make fun of your Hawks, but really, what's the point?

Beth said...

Oh the Hawks deserve it, although it seems like the local paper is too busy fawning over them for even getting to the playoffs.

H said...

ah, the old happy to be there approach...

Beth said...

Yep, which means they'll be happy to be there up until they're swept.

steve said...

"I Sucks"

It's simple. To the point. Direct.

I like it.

H said...

what was the bet? I missed it I think.

blue said...

they bet on the cubs/reds series last week

Tyler said...

So what's the over/under on Meiz falling off the wagon? Today at 3pm?

El Padrino said...

I'll take meiz in the death pool.

El Padrino said...

"Bruins force game 7. They'll most likely lose."

I hope they win, Rangers would crush them in round 2

El Padrino said...

meiz is our Farley

H said...

"I hope they win, Rangers would crush them in round 2"

Honestly, I thought they'd get swept in this series, so I'm satisfied they've gotten this far. Anything else is gravy.

blue said...

I like booing

blue said...

nuggets/lakers game 1 turned out about as I expected

El Padrino said...

POW Gasol was filthy. And Kobe was abusing Kenyon and liking it

ToddPacker said...

"meiz is our Farley"

except for the fact that meiz has a bigger double chin than farley

(s)

El Padrino said...

Bron danked it. He danked it hard.


*dank is my new word for dunk

ToddPacker said...

chase utley is pretty good

El Padrino said...

because dank sounds like stank
and bron bron's throw down was stank

ToddPacker said...

a sweep over the phils would have been nice

El Padrino said...

fucking castillo is a waste
all he has to do is move runners over, that game should have easily been at least tied...

El Padrino said...

and since it happened friday night, let me just comment a bit on the firing of isiah thomas


HOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTIIIIEEEE
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

blue said...

is today "patriot's day"?

ToddPacker said...

yeah castillo needs to go... the guy can't hit more than 150' in the air... that attempted swing on the strikeout was sad

El Padrino said...

good sports weekend though

H said...

"is today "patriot's day"?"

It is. most of my state has the day off. I'm at work. This makes me unhappy.

ToddPacker said...

zeke getting axed was great news

El Padrino said...

"yeah castillo needs to go... the guy can't hit more than 150' in the air... that attempted swing on the strikeout was sad"

4 years deal

El Padrino said...

i'm gonna give bucholz another shot
he starts today

steve said...

"So what's the over/under on Meiz falling off the wagon?"

what's he trying to do?

El Padrino said...

but only because it's patriot day
which i need to wiki cuz i have no clue what it represents

El Padrino said...

"what's he trying to do?"

be sober til friday, 3pm

H said...

today will be a good Boston sports day. 11 a.m. Sox game, Boston Marathon, and Bruins - Canadiens game 7.

steve said...

"be sober til friday, 3pm"

no way in hell.


For Meiz

Beth said...

And H, y'all had the women's Olympic Marathon Trials in Boston yesterday. Did that get much coverage locally?

Beth said...

If only EP could bet big bucks on Meiz falling off the wagon before Friday, he'd be retiring shortly and his daughter's college would be paid for...

ToddPacker said...

"And H, y'all had the women's Olympic Marathon Trials in Boston yesterday. Did that get much coverage locally?"

you forgot the (S)

H said...

"And H, y'all had the women's Olympic Marathon Trials in Boston yesterday. Did that get much coverage locally?"

nope. Between the Sox, Bruins, Celts and the Marathon, I didn't hear anything about that, although it does explain why I saw a lot of athletic looking women in the city on Saturday night...

El Padrino said...

"y'all"

so cute

El Padrino said...

JVG!
JVG!
JVG!
JVG!

H said...

"JVG!"

Jeff Van Gundy?

El Padrino said...

if Patriots Day celebrates the first battles of the American Revolutionary War how come we all don't celebrate it and get days off?

wft yo

El Padrino said...

"Jeff Van Gundy?"

Yessir

H said...

"wft yo"

Hey, I'm stuck at work too. Shut it!

Beth said...

"y'all"

"so cute"

You'd LOVE my southern accent EP.

ns

blue said...

JVG

I had a tough time telling his voice apart from Michelle Tafoya's this weekend...

H said...

"You'd LOVE my southern accent EP."

I think there should be a link to a recording of Beth's voice. H is a sucker for a southern accent.

iamresurrected said...

morning, sluts (and Beth).

H said...

had softball yesterday. My attempts at throwing a curveball and knuckleball were ess than successful.

El Padrino said...

"You'd LOVE my southern accent EP."

oh for sure

Beth said...

Sorry though EP, your (assumed) NY accent would get on my nerves big time. :-)

ns

H, do you have a Bahstahn accent?

El Padrino said...

i wanna say you'd like my NY accent but it's not for everyone

El Padrino said...

there ya go

El Padrino said...

nyc accent certaintly not as silly as a boston accent

H said...

Oh yea. It's awful. If I'm drinking, it gets worse. But it is ever present. R's don't exist in my vocabulary. lol

Beth said...

Gift suggestion for the truly brave for your wife for Mother's Day.

steve said...

"Sorry though EP, your (assumed) NY accent would get on my nerves big time"

agreed.

"nyc accent certaintly not as silly as a boston accent"

and agreed.

Beth said...

I actually like the Boston accent, at least in short doses.

And my southern accent is like that H, when I'm drinking it gets quite exaggerated.

H said...

"I actually like the Boston accent, at least in short doses."

Yea, the southern women seem to love it. I lose it on the phone obviously, but whenever I go south, the women really dig the accent. I have no idea why.

Beth said...

It amuses us. Basically it's grown men talking like a toddler with a speech impediment. :-)

steve said...

Ferige bikini

Aniston

good start for a Monday.

--------------------------------

There is this guy we occasional work with. He has the worse NY accent of all time. Worse than that, every time somebody pisses him off he says: "I'm going to bring out my NY side..." or something to that effect.

Every time he says it i want to stab in the eye with a pencil.

blue said...

"but whenever I go south, the women really dig the accent."

it's not the accent that chicks dig when you "go south"

steve said...

Thats what really bothers me about "Southern" yankees. They move down here and then spend the rest of their natural lives telling us how without we are.

If it's so great up north why do they insist on moving down here?

EP, H (and the rest of you Yankees) does this happen up there? Do southerners move up north (hahahahah, yea right) and constantly tell ya'll how great things are down here?

El Padrino said...

"I'm going to bring out my NY side..."


What a douche, I never ever ever say that or said that...

El Padrino said...

"If it's so great up north why do they insist on moving down here?"

Bitches cant handle the cold

Beth said...

"Thats what really bothers me about "Southern" yankees. They move down here and then spend the rest of their natural lives telling us how without we are."

Spoken like a true southerner. All southerners hate this and it happens everywhere in the south!

H said...

"EP, H (and the rest of you Yankees) does this happen up there? Do southerners move up north (hahahahah, yea right) and constantly tell ya'll how great things are down here?"

One of my best friends grew up in NC and always says how much better it is. I keep telling him to move back...

El Padrino said...

"Do southerners move up north (hahahahah, yea right) and constantly tell ya'll how great things are down here?"

we just hired this guy who moved here from Virgina and he mentions how back home is better

but you can't fault anyone, home is home, unless your Jenny from forest gump you'll always favor where your from as opposed to where you live

El Padrino said...

FTR, i scored major ass with this accent in Florida.

ToddPacker said...

"Jenny from forest gump "

funny

ToddPacker said...

some parts of florida are basically ny (south), ep

Beth said...

FTR, most of Florida doesn't count as the south. It's just an older version of the NE.

And FTR, scoring "major ass" with retirees doesn't count.

steve said...

"we just hired this guy who moved here from Virgina and he mentions how back home is better"

it's probably different though. He was probably like, "man, i miss our weather" Or "there was this little place down the street that sold the best hot dogs".

Let me give ya an example of a yankee doing this: "Yous people down here don't know squat about hotdogs. Yous never had a hot dog until yous had one up north" And they're pointing everywhere and animated and borderline yelling. It's very annoying.

ToddPacker said...

""EP, H (and the rest of you Yankees) does this happen up there? Do southerners move up north (hahahahah, yea right) and constantly tell ya'll how great things are down here?"


i was one of those people for a couple of years... now i hate those people

El Padrino said...

"And FTR, scoring "major ass" with retirees doesn't count."

eww, gross

steve said...

i mean the Civil war was a horrible tragedy...but i kinda understand where my forefathers where coming from. It wasn't about the slaves or free trade it was our not so polite way of saying "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

ToddPacker said...

"eww, gross"

ep hit up the trailers parks, right

El Padrino said...

"Let me give ya an example of a yankee doing this: "Yous people down here don't know squat about hotdogs. Yous never had a hot dog until yous had one up north" And they're pointing everywhere and animated and borderline yelling. It's very annoying."


I do this, but just with pizza. And it's true. You people don't know a good slice of pizza. Deal with it.

"Yous" made me laugh. Not sure I sound quite like that.

El Padrino said...

"ep hit up the trailers parks, right"

yup, aka horny ho homes

blue said...

carpetbaggers

blue said...

hotdogs are hotdogs, seriously

El Padrino said...

"some parts of florida are basically ny (south), ep"

yea, true

blue said...

and i'll give you the pizza thing, because I have no point of reference...i eat cheap pizza because it's cheap and still tastes good to me

El Padrino said...

Denver has the worst hotdogs.

El Padrino said...

but seriously the hot dog thing is silly to me too

nathans is the shit but i'm sure there is a equal or better than hotdog out there somewhere outside of ny

El Padrino said...

*please note however that a dirty water dog at 4 am when stumbling out of a club/bar is quite satisfying*

blue said...

denver doesn't have any signature food...except maybe rocky mountain oysters.

blue said...

power rankings are up on LOF right meow

steve said...

I disagree with he Pizza thing. Now, I agree that NY Style pizza is the best pizza. But how is a NY Style Pizza better in NY than in NC? I can name 3 or 4 pizza places off the top of my head that are owned and operated by New Yorkers (usually retired cops). Hands down the best pizza in the city, and I think I'd put it up against any pizza parlor in NY. (especially "I Love NY Pizza" that place is golden)

blue said...

pizza is pizza

blue said...

i'm no pizza snob

blue said...

that's not entirely true..there is pizza that I think is shitty and won't eat. And there is pizza that I think is really good and costs too much for a pie...so i go with the best combination of value and quality.

blue said...

it's a complicated pizza algorithm

i suck said...

One day, long, long ago.......there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch. But this was a long time ago.......and it was just that one day.

blue said...

I don't believe you,

steve said...

"One day, long, long ago.......there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch. But this was a long time ago.......and it was just that one day."

and what a glorious day it was.

H said...

"One day, long, long ago.......there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch. But this was a long time ago.......and it was just that one day."

Rough day with the ladies, IS?

blue said...

JVG and Mark Jackson arguing about "pound for pound" yesterday had me laughing.

i suck said...

"hotdogs are hotdogs, seriously"


TWSS?

i suck said...

On this day in 1935...

The New York Yankees named first baseman Lou Gehrig as their new team captain.

i suck said...

Then he got Lou Gehrig's disease. Kind of ironic.

i suck said...

"Rough day with the ladies, IS?"

Nope. I just like happy stories.

i suck said...

"fucking castillo is a waste
all he has to do is move runners over, that game should have easily been at least tied..."

Yeah, f that guy. I have Wright and I needed 1 RBI from him to break my tie in that category.

i suck said...

F Jimmy Rollins, too...or at least f the Phils for waiting 10 days to put him on the DL.

i suck said...

"JVG!
JVG!
JVG!
JVG!"


NY has the best leg huggers.

ToddPacker said...

the brother-in-law- story made me laugh, keith

i suck said...

I could go all day.

i suck said...

Ahh, blocked by TP on the double natty.

i suck said...

"the brother-in-law- story made me laugh, keith"

I'm just glad he didn't bust out his light saber

blue said...

there was too much weekend discussion for me to go back and read it all

El Padrino said...

Steve's pizza point :

There is a slight truth to (Food Network showed me alot)this but you have to understand that i'm not just waxing poetic about the basic pie of pizza...there's Sicilian, Gramma, Margherita..etc.

i suck said...

Food snob

i suck said...

Did Meatloaf Sandwich lose last week?

i suck said...

You've never had a meatloaf sandwich until you have a meatloaf sandwich in NYC.

ToddPacker said...

Meatloaf Sandwich 5
McNamees Miller Lite 6

Final

i suck said...

I missed the spring game on Saturday.

i suck said...

Damn!

El Padrino said...

oh yeah you lost meatloaf head

blue said...

"Did Meatloaf Sandwich lose last week?"

yes they did

i suck said...

OK I GET IT!!!!!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Shit. I feel pretty good today. Wagon ride is getting bumpy already.

ToddPacker said...

firebillmaher.com is rediculous

steve said...

"firebillmaher.com"


*spits*

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Eli got married?

ToddPacker said...

i thought his pope comments were hilarious

Spaceman Spiff said...

damn, pau gasol SHRANK on sunday

s

ToddPacker said...

"Eli got married?"

did he wear a shirt for the ceremony?

blue said...

"Eli got married?"

and there was much sadness in the village

blue said...

""Eli got married?""

and to a chick, no less

El Padrino said...

Yes he did. I wish I was there.

El Padrino said...

and i brought that up on friday cumfasters

Beth said...

One day, long, long ago.......there lived a man who was considerate and caring to a woman when he wasn't looking to ultimately get laid. But this was a long time ago.......and it was just that one day.

El Padrino said...

i drank cheap mexican beer all weekend and i dont know why

steve said...

"i thought his pope comments were hilarious"

yea. if this builds steam I'm gonna start a website with a petition for people to sign that says if they fire Bill they will cancel HBO (he's the only reason i have it now).

El Padrino said...

what's considerate?

steve said...

"One day, long, long ago.......there lived a man who was considerate and caring to a woman when he wasn't looking to ultimately get laid. But this was a long time ago.......and it was just that one day."

yea, this one isn't as funny ;)

i suck said...

steve ♥s BM

blue said...

i had a new beer this weekend from my favorite brewery...it was good. I will review on LoB later this week.

Beth said...

"yea, this one isn't as funny"

But just as true. :-)

i suck said...

"But just as true. :-)"

So some women aren't just looking to get laid?

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

didn't watch much of the Laker game yesterday, when I did I swore I heard the announcers say Camby was guarding kobe - is this true?

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

my favorite pizza joint here has "NY" in the name.

supports EP's theory I think.

blue said...

not camby...k-mart

blue said...

and kenyon did a good job on kobe until he got into foul trouble in the 3rd quarter....it was just that since he was guarding kobe, nobody was guarding gasol

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

bleu mentioned pizzar being too expensive - how expensive is it?

1 pie more than 20$?

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

I'd let Kobe get his, make the rest of that crew beat me.

JFreak said...

an excel game

blue said...

"1 pie more than 20$"

yeah, the place I really like, the pizza is like 25$ or so for a large.

Beth said...

"So some women aren't just looking to get laid?"

Oh definitely some are (hell, I've been that woman at times in my past), but I think you missed my point.

El Padrino said...

"yeah, the place I really like, the pizza is like 25$ or so for a large."

wow, that's absurd
8 slices?
does it come with a vagina to fuck?

Spaceman Spiff said...

hermione from harry potter turned 18, so now they can put up pics of her pubes

close up here

the rest, pretty much the same thing

ToddPacker said...

$25 pizza is crazy

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I'd let Kobe get his, make the rest of that crew beat me."

rest of the crew, mostly the shrinking gasol, did beat them

blue said...

that's my point EP, if I want really good pizza, it's expensive here....so I go for the 9$ special at a shitty little place

i suck said...

"but I think you missed my point."

No, I got your point. I left out the s

Spaceman Spiff said...

$25 pizza

redonk

blue said...

"rest of the crew, mostly the shrinking gasol, did beat them"

i've said it before, the nuggets just don't matchup well with the lakers...they're the only team the nuggets didn't beat this year...and it's usually not because of kobe.

El Padrino said...

who does LODO think they are blue?
boycott

blue said...

but I think the nuggets adjustment will be that Kenyon guards Gasol in game 2.

blue said...

i don't think there are many pizza places in LODO...the ones i've been to, you buy it by the slice as opposed to the whole pie, and they're reasonably priced.

blue said...

shit gets expensive in the burbs

El Padrino said...

like how I busted out LODO right
ask me how I knew about that

i suck said...

What's LODO?

El Padrino said...

freak big Z is going down tonight

El Padrino said...

LODO = downtown denver

blue said...

I'm sure they mentioned LODO on MTV when the real world was here.

i suck said...

NYers are the smrtst

blue said...

LoDo is short for "lower downtown", it's the old part of downtown denver that used to be all shitty warehouses and stuff until they built Coors Field and real estate developers started turning those warehouses into bars/restaurants and condos

JFreak said...

"freak big Z is going down tonight"

incorrect.

El Padrino said...

"I'm sure they mentioned LODO on MTV when the real world was here."

No, MLB 2K8, fucking Jon Miller says "we are in the LODO area at the foot of the beautiful Rocky Mountains here in Colorado"

fat hog

i suck said...

The only restaurant I know about in Denver is the one with the cliff divers

blue said...

btw-

MTV ruined the street they were on. All the cool bars sold out to super rich owners who don't know shit about owning bars other than to try and make them as expensive as possible...or country

JFreak said...

tomorrow will be bad because Lilly is starting.

But Z will have a quality start tonight.

i suck said...

Country bars are the worst

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