Thursday, April 17, 2008

Down with the 'bockers

Seeing the Pacers beat down the Knicks made this crappy year worth it. Okay, not really, but it seems like a way to get EP riled up.

Chad Johnson, congrats on reaching TO status. This means I don't want to hear about you, or from you. Please stay out of my life/tv screen.

Really, Soriano deserved to get hurt for that stupid jump/skip crap.

According to some guy named Munson, Seattle suing the Sonics to finish their lease out will probably mean the team will stay up there for 2 more years. Good luck, Seattle people, on trying to take back the team before that time is up.

If I was to rate my MVP choices it would be CP3, KG, Kobe, Lebron.


Now, to introduce a new segment, Freak's play of the week.



That's Julian Wright, hammering the ball into the hole. Really hard. (twss)


And this video, because I can.

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JFreak said...

I might be on TV, I have seats in the 2nd row behind the home dugout.

pumped.

JFreak said...

Ugh, I need deke's time machine.

H man commeth said...

morning all

H man commeth said...

I may be the only one here

H man commeth said...

i might go on a tem-like run

H man commeth said...

but i lack the ambition

H man commeth said...

Sox got punded last night. What were we saying about having great pitching?

H man commeth said...

15 runs? that's nuts

H man commeth said...

I'm bored

H man commeth said...

most of the calls i have to make this morning are in the central time zone

H man commeth said...

so i can't call for another half hour

H man commeth said...

what should i have for breakfast?

H man commeth said...

I'm slightly hungry, but not hungry enough for a meal

H man commeth said...

supposed to hit 70 degress in Boston today. heat wave.

H man commeth said...

I'm carrying this thing right now

H man commeth said...

i wonder how long I can comment unchecked

H man commeth said...

will someone stop me?

H man commeth said...

or will i just get bored and stop myself?

H man commeth said...

I'm thinking the latter

H man commeth said...

maybe a blueberry muffin

H man commeth said...

simple, yet filling

H man commeth said...

celtics-hawks should be a good series.

(s)

H man commeth said...

Ep's an east coaster, where is he?

H man commeth said...

lesbians and lawyers.

I just threw out a double beth bat signal

H man commeth said...

in honr of Michael jordan and Lebron, thjis is my 23rd straight comment.

H man commeth said...

and i screwed it up with typos

H man commeth said...

ray bourque is my favorite hockey player of all time

H man commeth said...

he wore #77

H man commeth said...

I don't think I'll get ot 77 straight comments though.

H man commeth said...

i lack the necessary patience

H man commeth said...

speaking of patience, that is a great Guns 'n' Roses song.

H man commeth said...

speaking of patience, that is a great Guns 'n' Roses song.

H man commeth said...

oops, i double posted a comment.

H man commeth said...

subtract one from my total please

H man commeth said...

how long can this madness continue?

H man commeth said...

beer

H man commeth said...

im drinking a rockstar energy drink

H man commeth said...

i think it is fitting

H man commeth said...

me being a rockstar an all

H man commeth said...

#38 Curt Schilling

H man commeth said...

I have a schilling jersey

H man commeth said...

shocking I know

H man commeth said...

this is insanity

H man commeth said...

i can't stop

H man commeth said...

it's like heroin

H man commeth said...

i know i should stop

H man commeth said...

but i can't put away the spike

H man commeth said...

approaching 50

Beth said...

Enough!

H man commeth said...

any prominent sports figures wear #50?

H man commeth said...

I can't think of any

Beth said...

Stopped at 48, but still well played sir.

H man commeth said...

oh beth, thank god! Thank you, thank you.

Beth said...

That was for your own good H.

H man commeth said...

I've never been so happy to see your tittays

H man commeth said...

and apparently the double beth bat signal worked ;-)

Beth said...

Lol, I could just sense there were LOV subjects calling me...

H man commeth said...

obviously you felt it. I referenced your two favorite subjects

H man commeth said...

has your lawyer finacee floated the idea of a threesome yet? or does he still not know you like girls?

tem said...

good stop beth.

tem said...

"what should i have for breakfast?"

duh, cheerios.

tem said...

"simple, yet filling"

twss

H man commeth said...

morning tem.

tem said...

"has your lawyer finacee floated the idea of a threesome yet? or does he still not know you like girls?"

i bet the answers to this are.

yes.

and

no.

Beth said...

"has your lawyer finacee floated the idea of a threesome yet? or does he still not know you like girls?"

He still doesn't know I like girls specifically so he won't suggest a 3'some (over and over and over). I've had guys I've dated in the past get obsessed once they've heard of my bi background, so I've found it's easier just to keep it quiet. I'll probably fess up one day though.

tem said...

how early can you call people?

tem said...

8am their time?

H man commeth said...

8 a.m until 9 p.m. local time. Always funny when a new person screws that up and calls Cali at 5 a.m. or better yet Hawaii at 2 a.m.

tem said...

beth will fess up when she is like 50.

"by the way honey, i was into girls and would have totally done threesomes with you when we were younger"

tem said...

wow, 8am is early.

H man commeth said...

"I've had guys I've dated in the past get obsessed once they've heard of my bi background, so I've found it's easier just to keep it quiet. I'll probably fess up one day though."

I can imagine that would happen

H man commeth said...

"wow, 8am is early."

Debtors do not deserve sleep. Besides, most don't have jobs, so they can just go back to sleep

H man commeth said...

did we lose everyone again?

tem said...

fair enough.

H man commeth said...

do i have to go on another run?

tem said...

teejer is a dead beat debtor.

H man commeth said...

how do you know that?

tem said...

i am back to drinking a diet pepsi in the mornings.

i hate mornings.

tem said...

because he talked about it on here.

Beth said...

"beth will fess up when she is like 50"

I may just save it in case we ever get a divorce. That's the ultimate trump card, that he missed out on a 3'some. :-)

s

tem said...

teejer dead beat debtor stuff lead to weazy chiming in. and that begat Corby.

tem said...

you meant ns there beth, not s.


also, your trump card will be taking half his stuff, including his family's hilton head condo. which you would then let tem use for a week during the summer.

Beth said...

"teejer dead beat debtor stuff lead to weazy chiming in. and that begat Corby"

Then quit talking about it now! See what happened last time?

tem said...

LOV history would be a good book.

In the begining there was.....


and that begat.....


such phrases are cool.

tem said...

last time it attracted a lawyer.

i thought you would support this.

Beth said...

"also, your trump card will be taking half his stuff"

Half of his stuff, all of his will to live...

And hey, if it was up to me Tem you could use his HH condo this summer. But TP thinks it was tough explaining LOV beer to his wife, imagine me trying to explain that to my fiance!

Beth said...

But the lawyer it attracted last time was mills. Need I say more?

H man commeth said...

"I may just save it in case we ever get a divorce. That's the ultimate trump card, that he missed out on a 3'some. :-)"

you know, all joking aside, I've done the threesome thing. I can't see myself ever doing it with someone I cared about though. Meaningless groupies? sure. but not the girl. thoughts?

tem said...

"But the lawyer it attracted last time was mills. Need I say more?"

chances have to be good that the next time it attracts a lawyer you like.

Beth said...

I think the same thing about 3'somes H. I've always thought if I ever did go for one (which I really have no desire to) I could never do it with a guy I was dating as I'd be to worried about how much attention he was paying to the other woman, etc.

tem said...

1st thought: threesome is a lot of work, especially if the girls aren't really into doing things to each other.

H man commeth said...

yea, every person i know who's done something like that while in a relationship has ended up regretting it.

tem said...

2nd thought: threesome with the girl and some other chick might be awkward, but i can see situations where it would be cool.

3rd thought: threesomes with meaningless groupies are good, but you double your chance of getting a STD

H man commeth said...

"1st thought: threesome is a lot of work, especially if the girls aren't really into doing things to each other"

see the two girls i had mine with were together, so they were definitely into each other. But I can definitely see your point if they aren't tem.

tem said...

4th thought: 2 guys and 1 girl talking about a threesome, but each one of them is thinking about a MFF threesome.

Beth said...

Those are all good thoughts Tem.

H man commeth said...

"3rd thought: threesomes with meaningless groupies are good, but you double your chance of getting a STD"

wonderful invention called latex, tem.

H man commeth said...

this convo probably belongs on LOS, no?

tem said...

if they aren't into each other it is a lot of work. can't spend too much time on either one, gotta make sure that the REoTF is shared equally between the two, gotta stay in contact with both at all times, lots of work.

H man commeth said...

and I refuse to believe I'm the only LOV'er who has partaken in a threesome.

Beth said...

So I'm curious H, in your 3'some with the 2 women who were together, did you or they suggest it? And was it all you expected it to be?

tem said...

"wonderful invention called latex, tem."

my point is still valid. % chance is still doubled...just still really low.

Beth said...

"and I refuse to believe I'm the only LOV'er who has partaken in a threesome"

Freak and a pair of socks?

tem said...

tem has been in a threesome. hence he opines on them being lots of work.

tem said...

"Freak and a pair of socks?"

HILARITY.

tem said...

congrats to the Tim whatever All Stars. they won FNBA.

their prize...nothing.

H man commeth said...

"So I'm curious H, in your 3'some with the 2 women who were together, did you or they suggest it? And was it all you expected it to be?"

ok, quick summary. They hung out at the same bar I did at the time, so i got to know them and be friendly with them. We used to joke about it all the time. One night i was there a few days after my birthday and we got to talking. one of the girls said it would be a good birthday present for me. we laughed and i thought nothing of it. after a few hours and many more drinks, they were getting ready to leave, on of the girls whispers in my ear that they are headed home and i should join them in about 10 minutes. so i casually finished my drink and headed over.

H man commeth said...

"And was it all you expected it to be?"

hell yes. It was incredible in fact. I'll spare you the graphic details, but it was well worth it.

tem said...

"so i casually finished my drink and headed over."

well played

H man commeth said...

"tem has been in a threesome. hence he opines on them being lots of work."

two sheep in your West Virginia days doesn't count.

H man commeth said...

"so i casually finished my drink and headed over."

well played"

thank you, sir. Couldn't go running out the door right away. That would probably have come off too eager.

tem said...

"two sheep in your West Virginia days doesn't count."

just an fyi, i don't really think WV has a lot of sheep.

tem said...

i mean, two cousins is far more likely than two sheep.

blue said...

"tem has been in a threesome. hence he opines on them being lots of work."

it bothered you that the other dude kept looking at you didn't it.

tem said...

but i do believe that two sheep would not be into each other, so that part of the story fits.

H man commeth said...

touche tem

tem said...

"it bothered you that the other dude kept looking at you didn't it."

no it wasn't like your meetings with your bosses. mine had girls in it.

H man commeth said...

welcome to the conversation, Blue

blue said...

kod has admitted to the threesomes

H man commeth said...

we lost Beth I think

Beth said...

"tem has been in a threesome. hence he opines on them being lots of work."

Do 3 guys really count as a 3'some?

H man commeth said...

"kod has admitted to the threesomes"

Those freaky Native Americans...

blue said...

i have never had a 3some..but i did get to make out with 2 nekkid chicks at once, and they made out with each other, and then i got to bang one of them...but not both

H man commeth said...

nope, there she is

tem said...

"Do 3 guys really count as a 3'some?"

hardy har har

but yeah that would count.

H man commeth said...

"and then i got to bang one of them...but not both"

how come you couldn't close the deal with the second one? not busting chops, honestly wondering.

blue said...

tem is always careful not to "cross the swords" in his 3 somes

tem said...

did one of the girls leave while you banged the other one?

because if you are making out with 2 nekkid chicks, bang one while the other is still in the room participating i count that. even if you never banged the other one.

Beth said...

"because if you are making out with 2 nekkid chicks, bang one while the other is still in the room participating i count that. even if you never banged the other one"

I was thinking the same thing.

blue said...

"how come you couldn't close the deal with the second one? not busting chops, honestly wondering."

she wasn't down for it, she had a "boyfriend" and I wasn't going to complain, and then not get any...i always left open the possibility of a return visit...but sadly it never happened

H man commeth said...

"she wasn't down for it, she had a "boyfriend" and I wasn't going to complain,"

So she was nekkid and making out with you and the boyfriend thing didn't bother her at that point? hmmm.

blue said...

"did one of the girls leave while you banged the other one?"

yeah, she went home to "let us have our fun"...

El Padrino said...

what the fuck is going on

blue said...

"So she was nekkid and making out with you and the boyfriend thing didn't bother her at that point? hmmm."

she thinks like blue did in college...making out is not cheating...only sex is cheating

El Padrino said...

the knicks played last night?
I was too busy enjoying the rangers stomp a mudhole in Brodeur's face. The Garden is there's now.

tem said...

nekkid making out is not cheating either apparently.

blue said...

and I don't count a chick watching as part of the 3some.

tem said...

blue had a 2.2some. not enough to round up and call it a 3some.

blue said...

"nekkid making out is not cheating either apparently."

nudity is generally accepted

tem said...

watching doesn't count, participating would (in my book).

blue said...

tem has a book?

tem said...

yes, i have a book.

blue said...

good start to the morning


i have an all day meeting starting in 20 minutes...FUCK

blue said...

congrats T on the FNBA championship...look for a LoF post later

tem said...

all day meeting with your gay boss?

tem said...

tell him you are going into the insurance business now and are replacing an elderly wife.

blue said...

no, not with me boss, with a vendor...i get free lunch though

El Padrino said...

making out is not cheating

H man commeth said...

that chick was definitely messed up Blue. Nekkid making out is cheating. I think she just saw little blue and was like 'eh, not worth it.'

blue said...

"making out is not cheating"

so if your wife made out with some dude, you wouldn't think she cheated on you?

H man commeth said...

"making out is not cheating"

How so?

H man commeth said...

if you saw your girl making out with another dude, you wouldn't be pissed?

H man commeth said...

i2i with Blue

blue said...

"Nekkid making out is cheating"

not when you're in college...it's understood

El Padrino said...

"if you saw your girl making out with another dude, you wouldn't be pissed?"

as long as i can do the same

no.

however, calculated making out is cheating

ToddPacker said...

"Freak and a pair of socks?"

"Do 3 guys really count as a 3'some?"

beth bringing the heat today

El Padrino said...

drunk, random, in the moment making out is not

Beth said...

""if you saw your girl making out with another dude, you wouldn't be pissed?
as long as i can do the same
no."

I don't believe this for a second.

H man commeth said...

"drunk, random, in the moment making out is not"

that makes no sense whatsoever. My girl makes out with someone else, drunk or not, it's done.

H man commeth said...

of course I've had a girl leave me for my best friend, so I'm probably a bit more sensitive to cheating.

El Padrino said...

"I don't believe this for a second."

beeeeleet that
and fellas & beth, I'm talking about girlfriend/boyfriend
if your married then it's cheating

"My girl makes out with someone else, drunk or not, it's done."

smells like insecurity to me

tem said...

she left you for the drummer?

H man commeth said...

"smells like insecurity to me"

no, not insecurity. Expectation of loyalty. If she's with me and says she only wants to be with me, she shouldn't be making out with anyone else. If she is, then the whole thing is a sham.

tem said...

tem thought #5 or so: making out is cheating. nekkid, drunk or otherwise. the question really becomes is cheating OK?

H man commeth said...

"she left you for the drummer?"

no.

They ended up getting married a year later. Then she asked for a divorce after four months. it was beautiful...

ToddPacker said...

"tem thought #5 or so: making out is cheating. nekkid, drunk or otherwise. the question really becomes is cheating OK?"

tem is smrt

H man commeth said...

"tem thought #5 or so: making out is cheating. nekkid, drunk or otherwise. the question really becomes is cheating OK?"

absolutely not. That's one thing I can honestly say, is I've never cheated on anyone. I think if I'm looking elsewhere, then I'm not happy where I am and it's time to move on. breaking it off is a lot less painful to the other person than having them find out you betrayed their trust.

blue said...

i agree with EP...married makes a huge difference.

when I was just dating chicks, I could give a fuck if they made out with someone else, unless it was planned out and executed intentionally....like going out on a date with another guy

El Padrino said...

"then the whole thing is a sham."

your catching on now

H man commeth said...

"your catching on now"

wow, EP. harsh. lol

blue said...

cheating comes down to how the two people in the relationship feel about certain circumstances...i know people who wouldn't consider making out with another chick cheating (but they both agree on that)...i know other people who think that if you're holding someone's hand and have an innocent peck on the lips, that is cheating (and they both agree)...

blue said...

"your catching on now"

*you're catching on meow

fixed

H man commeth said...

""if you saw your girl making out with another dude, you wouldn't be pissed?"

as long as i can do the same

no."

In that case, EP, I've been meaning to tell you. I was down in NY a couple months ago...

H man commeth said...

this whole cheating/not cheating convo is making me realize why we have so many divorces these days...

blue said...

what if your wife is making out with another chick...that's probably not cheating

El Padrino said...

"In that case, EP, I've been meaning to tell you. I was down in NY a couple months ago..."

She's married. So the end result of that would be it's cheating. At that point I'd smash your gee-tar over your head.


LOL

blue said...

"this whole cheating/not cheating convo is making me realize why we have so many divorces these days..."

we have so many divorces because people don't honor commitment anymore...and that's not just in marriage, but commitment in all phases of life is no longer important.

blue said...

hit him with a tambourine

H man commeth said...

"what if your wife is making out with another chick...that's probably not cheating"

depends on circumstance. I think if she is doing it behind your back, then yes it is cheating.

blue said...

meeting time

H man commeth said...

"we have so many divorces because people don't honor commitment anymore...and that's not just in marriage, but commitment in all phases of life is no longer important"

and cheating is not honoring your commitment to be faithful to another person for the rest of your life.

H man commeth said...

maybe I'm just old fashioned like that. who knows?

H man commeth said...

wow, isn't this supposed to be a sports-related blog?

H man commeth said...

z?

H man commeth said...

yes!

tem said...

i agree with h

H man commeth said...

everyone left again?

tem said...

re: cheating stuff.

H man commeth said...

"i agree with h"

mark this day on the calendar

tem said...

i mean dammit if that sheep is messing around with other sheep behind my back i am just going to take that fucker behind the barn and shoot it.

then eat it.

and sell its wool.

H man commeth said...

like i said, I just know first hand how much it sucks to get cheated on. It put me into a very dark place for a long time. So I would never want to do that to someone again.

H man commeth said...

*go through that again or do that to someone else

tem said...

tem thought #6: blue and el pad seem to agree with h now. it is just that 10 years ago when they were in college they didn't.

H man commeth said...

tem has a lot of good thoughts today

El Padrino said...

"It put me into a very dark place for a long time"

H kilt a man.

H man commeth said...

and I'm still hungry

H man commeth said...

"H kilt a man."

The night I found out, I was outside my "friend"'s house for hours waiting for him to come home. Another friend of mine came and physically removed me. I have no doubt in my mind i would have ended up in jail that night if he hadn't.

El Padrino said...

"and I'm still hungry"

Always an forever......

Beth said...

"what if your wife is making out with another chick...that's probably not cheating"

Is now when I should tell ep about MY trip to NY a few months ago...?

El Padrino said...

Carey's bosoms were A+ blue, good call.

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