Friday, April 04, 2008

Bill Self is in the Final Four

Who's not giddy that baseball is back?

Beer, cheap sausage, peanuts. Oh man, I love it.

I think if me and Ravech got into a fist fight I would win going away. EY on the other hand is built like a juiced bulldog. I'd have my hands full with him. Olney would go down in under 3 seconds and Phillips is a tool. Tool's can't fight.
The ESPN Deportes chick turns me on.

Basketball is still on? Ugh. Let me know who the Warriors play in the first round. That's all I care about. Knickerbockers just sucked the bball life out of me.

Chalk won. So I'm going against the chalk for the champ. No one is taking Memphis. I will show them some love and put my money on them. Getting good odds. For every $100 you win $175.
UNC is the favorite at even money. Fuck the shotputting lanky high motor white guy.

Does Chris Henry have a asian mother or father?

This Chad Johnson stuff is gold. Yesterday he was asking Brian Kenny if he was sure Henry got cut. Hilarity ensued.

No way Brohm drops to the 2nd round. No fucking way. I wish I can bet on this stuff.

Beckham scored a goal.

It is Friday. Act accordingly.

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Beth said...

Hey EP, are we betting on the Braves-Mets series?

It's early I know but surprisingly several Braves were quoted in today's paper that this is still a relatively big series for both teams as it'll set an early tone for the season.

Beth said...

And don't be too jealous EP, just got a call from the fiance. He managed to snag his firm's tickets to Sunday's game - Smoltz vs. Santana.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Goooooooodddddd Mooooooooooorning!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Nice bazooms

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Opening Day!

The Cubs are already 2 games out of 1st.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Gotta go.


Lots of photos will be taken.

steve said...

Fuck Me...baseball season. The only good thing about baseball is that it happens in the spring and summer when the weather is nice and there is plenty to do other than watch tv/internet.



Not sure if this has been posted are not but Mena Suvari (chick from American Pie/Beauty) bikini pictures

El Padrino said...

"Hey EP, are we betting on the Braves-Mets series? "

Yes.

"And don't be too jealous EP, just got a call from the fiance. He managed to snag his firm's tickets to Sunday's game - Smoltz vs. Santana."

Color me jealous.

El Padrino said...

pic/name change for three days?

El Padrino said...

or do you wanna bet sex favors?

Keith S said...

"The Cubs are already 2 games out of 1st."


Brewers 2-1
Cubs 1-2

1 game out

Keith S said...

IT'S FRIDAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Keith S said...

Hilarity

Beth said...

"or do you wanna bet sex favors?"

I'm not sure there are any favors you can do for me sexually, so let's go with the pic/name change. :-)

Just in case I lose though, let me say up front I'll try to post a little more than I have been the last week or 2, but I can't guarantee it. (Of course I won't be losing so not sure why I bothered to say that.)

blue said...

"Basketball is still on? Ugh. Let me know who the Warriors play in the first round. That's all I care about."

the warriors will be playing the Trailblazers

tem said...

tem ♥s Mena Suvari

blue said...

mena suvari is definitely not in my top 50

blue said...

but she does have a nice ass in those pictures

El Padrino said...

"I'm not sure there are any favors you can do for me sexually, so let's go with the pic/name change."

I would work you girl.

El Padrino said...

and your going down

Johnny Maine tonight &

Glavine Sat day on FOX, mets will make sure they re-pay him for his great performance on the last day of the season.

Santana on Sunday, Smoltz always pitches good vs NY but is like 49 now

blue said...

The Office last night had the TWSS jokes going full steam

Beth said...

Keep talking EP, that'll give me some good quotes to throw back at you on Monday when I'm choosing your new name and pic. :-)

(What? A woman who remembers random statements and then throws them back in the face of a guy later? I know, that's so unusual...)

Beth said...

"The Office last night had the TWSS jokes going full steam"

The part where Michael throws out the TWSS in the middle of his deposition was hilarious.

El Padrino said...

a rarity even

blue said...

"The part where Michael throws out the TWSS in the middle of his deposition was hilarious"

yes it is, and he does it twice


come again? TWSS

tem said...

tem should watch the office.

El Padrino said...

i forgot that show was back

fuck

didnt even dvr it

fuck fuck
fuck

i've only seen it on the tbs channel

blue said...

it was re-runs last night EP...the new ones start next week.

El Padrino said...

oh, goodio

El Padrino said...

i need a life secretary for shit like this

blue said...

"Beer, cheap sausage, peanuts"

i don't know what things cost at Shea....or citigroupparkarenafield, but i've never considered 6$ cheap for a sausage.

iamresurrected said...

i had something to mention, then i forgot.

iamresurrected said...

mike hampton meet kerry wood

El Padrino said...

"but i've never considered 6$ cheap for a sausage."


cheap meaning quality
shitty quality

blue said...

ah, ok, i get it now

JFreak said...
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JFreak said...

mike hampton getting hurt again is hilarity.

El Padrino said...

"Mike Hampton has been put back on disabled list after hurting himself in pregame warm-ups last night, which would have been his first major-league start in two years."

in other breaking news, the sun rose from the east today....

El Padrino said...

"mike hampton getting hurt again is hilarity."

a cub fan saying that is hilarity squared

Beth said...

"mike hampton getting hurt again is hilarity."

Surprisingly, not so much in Atlanta.

JFreak said...

i think it's funny when kerry wood inevitably gets hurt.

it's like a rite of passage for a baseball season.

El Padrino said...

bobby cox did some bullshit last night

El Padrino said...

and what did Bowa do to get 3 games?

JFreak said...

that switching the pitcher to the outfield stuff was genius.

JFreak said...

too bad they still lost the game.

JFreak said...

"and what did Bowa do to get 3 games?"

he tried to assault the ump.

blue said...

"and what did Bowa do to get 3 games?"

you haven't seen his tirade against the umpire, it took Torre and another coach to hold him back...and all the umpire told him was to "stay in the coaches box" for the 3rd base coach.

El Padrino said...

"you haven't seen his tirade against the umpire"

dammit
missed it, i love bowa

blue said...

mlb pulled the video from youtube...so no video...i saw it on PTI last night.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1974...

Henry Aaron of the Atlanta Braves connected off Cincinnati Reds pitcher Jack Billingham for his 714th career home run, equaling Babe Ruth's alltime record.

blue said...

craig sager was there

Keith S said...

freak's up early

Keith S said...

ep
No mention of OSU's big victory last night, huh?

Keith S said...

Oho State
2008 NIT Champs!!

blue said...

I guess tOSU can handle the speed of the A-10

Keith S said...

They beat the SEC in the semifinals. Amazing

Keith S said...

Sleepy

JFreak said...

"Oho State"

Homage to West Virgina, or simple spelling mistake?

blue said...

west virgina all the way

blue said...

the NIT doesn't like to use the letter i in their t-shirts

Keith S said...

Defntely homage

Keith S said...

Pass the dutchie from the left hand side

blue said...

new WGT is a lot tougher

Keith S said...

Yes it is. I played a few times last night, best score was about 200

blue said...

i just shot a 190something...but damn, the two holes I hate, they didn't change one bit.

Keith S said...

They changed the wind on them.

iamresurrected said...

ah yes, Ohio State.. the best of the rest. wtg.

blue said...

yeah, fuck the wind

El Padrino said...

how could i forget

Buckeyes all around!

blue said...

who won the CBI?

blue said...

tulsa and bradley were fighting it out for 98th place

Keith S said...

I brought buckeyes in to work today.

ns

blue said...

maybe that's where tem is...at the NIT victory party

tem said...

"Oho State
2008 NIT Champs!!"

hilarity.

tem said...

"I brought buckeyes in to work today."

homemade buckeyes are fantastic.

tem said...

We had donuts in the office today, because it is friday.

We also had orange juice because the Buckeyes won the NIT.

tem said...

it was high quality orange juice.



cue the bojiinyj

blue said...

Twss

El Padrino said...

BREAK THE *WALLS DOWN

El Padrino said...

Jericho.

blue said...

i think i might go to costco this weekend

blue said...

fuck this place..i think i'm going to start having the meiz attitude towards my job/coworkers

blue said...

meizitude

El Padrino said...

get mized

iamresurrected said...

go meiz yourself

Keith S said...

go shit yourself?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Let me know who the Warriors play in the first round."

they'll be playing with themselves, or golfing. watch some more bball padford

El Padrino said...

jeaz-a-loo that was harsh

if they make the playoffs obviously
and i never said i was paying attention to the nuba

Keith S said...

professional basketball?

please advice

Keith S said...

The fm got tickets for the Dbags/Mets on my birthday.

She hates me.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i hope they dont make the playoffs, unless they are going to upset san antonio

blue said...

i think they'll play the knicks in the summer league playoffs

El Padrino said...

" The fm got tickets for the Dbags/Mets on my birthday. "

awesome

Keith S said...

I'm going to buy her shit for her bday to make up for that.

Spaceman Spiff said...

keith get her wnba season tix

Keith S said...

Oh, good call.

tem said...

HUNGRY

tem said...

"keith get her wnba season tix"

hilarity

Keith S said...

Almost Cho II

El Padrino said...

wow

Keith S said...

Thank God. This was getting out of hand!



s

blue said...

i switched to progressive...it's all because of their sponsorship of "the jake"

Keith S said...

Solid effort this morning

Keith S said...

Eric Gordon going pro. Shocking

blue said...

he should be a top 5 pick...might slip a little, but probably not

Keith S said...

I don't think he'll be good in the NBA.

Keith S said...

But he'll makes lots of money

Keith S said...

"Bill Self is in the Final Four"

I still can't believe this happened.

blue said...

you never know, i didn't watch him enough this year. He has the "tools"

Keith S said...

I also saw the Roy Williams is coaching against Kansas tomorrow. Did you know he used to coach at KU?

Keith S said...

"He has the "tools""

TWSS

blue said...

Bill Self will be the new head coach at OK state next year

iamresurrected said...

"AP: France's Foreign Ministry says pirates have seized control of a French cruise ship in the Gulf of Aden."


mafuggin pirates!!

blue said...

screw this new golf

Keith S said...

arghhhhhhh

Keith S said...

KU >>>>>>>> Ok State

JFreak said...

Gordon didn't play very well under pressure.

I think he's still a little immature, but he's a pretty good guy, I think he'll adjust well.

Keith S said...

Although Ok. State president will throw fist fulls of money at him.

JFreak said...

pirates are awesome.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Bill Self is in the Final Four

I still can't believe this happened."

its because a more incompetent coach drew up the last play

blue said...

"Although Ok. State president will throw fist fulls of money at him"

their booster club led by T. Boone Pickens will throw fist fulls of money at him...probably somewhere in the neighborhood of 5-6M/year to start.

blue said...

that last play is still awful

JFreak said...

what happened to the main logo?

blue said...

whitlock was crushing on curry's moms

Keith S said...

I knew someone at Ok. State was rich, couldn't remember who it was.

Keith S said...

I don't remember seeing her.

blue said...

she was alright...but not much hotter than most wives of NBA players.

blue said...

is this an LoM story or an LoB story?

blue said...

lil jon has a wine called "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhh, merlot"

Keith S said...

I'm gonna check out 21 tomorrow night

steve said...

Dear Lord,

Please allow this to be true.

Your faithful Servant,
Steve.

Keith S said...

I'm blocked from the link, but I see what it says and I'll pray with Steve.

blue said...

it would be better if the threesome involved another hot brazilian chick, not a dude...but it still is watchable.

El Padrino said...

rules and regulations

blah, blah, blah

fucking meetings on a friday
that guy should be drawn and quartered

El Padrino said...

LOM, nice link

steve said...

LOM?

blue said...

here is his label and what his bottles look like, the website isn't fully functional yet.

blue said...

LoM = Lordz of Music...EP's newest venture for Lordz, inc

El Padrino said...

SNL this weekend

Christopher Walken is on. Bran new episode. Giddy up.

blue said...

EP has a fever for some SNL

steve said...

Christopher Walken = the most underrated funny guy out there.

the man is hilarious.

Keith S said...

Walken is great, too bad SNL sucks.

blue said...

this is an awful story

Keith S said...

I read that earlier. That dude should be locked up again.

Keith S said...

GtFOoMHB

steve said...

Is this really news worthy?

I mean, come on, my boy scout troop could have seized a French cruise ship...it's the French!

El Padrino said...

anytime walken is on SNL is a terrific show, no matter how bad they are/were

Keith S said...

You have a boy scout troop, stevefast?

steve said...

the guy probably walked up to the captain and yelled "Boo"

that's all it took.

El Padrino said...

Was Jack Sparrow involved?

steve said...

French President Nicolas Sarkozy just released a press statement speaking directly too the pirates:

"Come on guys, this isn't fair...please give us our boat back, we worked really really hard in it"

iamresurrected said...

thanks, cummy.

Keith S said...

steve ♥s French people

blue said...

tem ♥ pirates

Keith S said...

100% chance that steve's name on Monday will be French when UCLA wins

steve said...

"100% chance that steve's name on Monday will be French when UCLA wins"


you cut me Keith, you cut me deep.

blue said...

frenchy mcfrencherson

Keith S said...

How do you say I ♥ UNC in French?

steve said...

"How do you say I ♥ UNC in French?"


i'm not 100% sure, but i think it might be "je ♥ UNC"

iamresurrected said...

wow, Tigs have 2 runs in the 2nd inning.

the vaunted offense has exploded!!

blue said...

j'aime UNC

iamresurrected said...

Tigers had a REotF(ield), but so did CHI.

Keith S said...

blue is french

blue said...
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blue said...

J'aime l'université de caroline du nord

El Padrino said...

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING FRENCH ON THIS BLOG!

i'd rather talk about AIDS

blue said...

AIDS talk is so yesterday

blue said...

c'mon EP, french it up

Keith S said...

"i'd rather talk about AIDS"

You need to learn some things for the NYC watercooler talk?

JFreak said...

blue is a french nazi?

steve said...

"WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING FRENCH ON THIS BLOG!"


we're not just talking about the French, we're talking about the French (a major military power) losing a ship to Pirates....i don't care who you are...that's funny.

JFreak said...

"the French (a major military power)"

You forgot the (s).

blue said...

it wasn't a french warship...and calling them a major military power is hilarity

Keith S said...

It's about time the Pirates won something.

steve said...

i wish i knew a French dude that had a blog, i know excatly how i'd spend my next 2 1/2 hours of work.

blue said...

the french haven't been a major military power since about the US civil war.

Keith S said...

Yeah not too many cruise ships carry missiles

steve said...

"a major military power"

probably top 5 or 6 in the world.

and know, it wasn't a French war ship...but really, do you honestly think that would have made a difference.

steve said...

*and no

JFreak said...

"probably top 5 or 6 in the world."

countries that are higher up than the french on military power:

United States, Great Britain, Japan, Korea, Australia, Canada, Germany, Italy, China, Russia, all those former soviet colonies, etc

El Padrino said...

" we're talking about the French "

that part i got

Spaceman Spiff said...

contreras wants no part of cabrera, 2 BB

steve said...

top 10 GFP (Global Fire Power) ranking:

1 United States
2 Russia
3 China
4 India
5 Germany
6 France
7 Japan
8 Turkey
9 Brazil
10 Great Britain

JFreak said...

bs.

no way that you would rather be involved in a conflict with japan or korea than a conflict with france.

steve said...

"United States, Great Britain, Japan, Korea, Australia, Canada, Germany, Italy, China, Russia, all those former soviet colonies, etc"


hu? read a paper once in a while, big guy. Canada/Australia have a population of like 25 million...they can't do shit. Korea? Or we combining the peninsula now?

steve said...

that's not my own personal ranking...that's THE ranking, based on man power fit for service, money, technology, etc etc.

El Padrino said...

freak canada and australia would lose in a war to Texas

Keith S said...

Riveting

El Padrino said...

keef what was your take on the nerds jelly beans

El Padrino said...

"Unless Ashton Kutcher is punking the media again, it appears Jay-Z and Beyoncé may be getting married after all"

Keith S said...

"keef what was your take on the nerds jelly beans"

They were alright. 3.5 outta 5 helmet stickers.

El Padrino said...

today's LOM post

JFreak said...

Australia is decent.

Canada was stupid for me to put on the list. Because there are frenchies in Canada.

El Padrino said...

"They were alright. 3.5 outta 5 helmet stickers."

if were within 2 foot of you i'd slap you across the face

they are a 5 out of 5

Spaceman Spiff said...

deke, bill hall with a homer, whoa

Tyler said...

Jose Contreras is still pitching the major leagues?

Tyler said...

Is it still called a pitching duel if both pitchers have given up five runs through the 4th?

Spaceman Spiff said...

nerds jelly beans are A+ you communist bastard

Tyler said...

I mean, they're kind of dueling.

Tyler said...

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