Monday, March 17, 2008

Mayonnaise colored Benz...

Yada yada yada Tournament blah blah blah.

On to the pics.




A pie from Sal's. Top quality shit.



Pops got me this new Drill/Driver for my birthday. Note to the young buck, Get tools. Tools are a necessity for adult life. I got Sabrina a $100 dollar mechanic's set. I'm sure he and his wife shook their heads at it. Foolish. You need tools. He once took TWO HOURS TO CHANGE A CAR BATTERY. A decent set of tools would have cut it to 10 minutes. Get yourself some tools. Freak, I'm looking at you.


The new fishing book. Gotta have it so I know what to fish, when to fish it, & how to fish it. Very helpful so far.

I also got Will Leitch's book. So far, its pretty good. Seems to think like many of us.


EP, if need be, Leitch lives in the BK. Beat him down if you have to.

Freak, pick a basketball team & stick to it.

Keith, ASU not getting in isn't a travesty.

Jug, I got the ChiSox over 77 wins.

TP, my great great grandfather knew your dad.


I also bought that "Eat This, Not This" book. Pretty interesting.


I'm out of steam, even though I'm not as hammered as usual. That will change.

Where are my fucking Brewers tickets. If I get fucked over, I'm raising hell. Believe that.

Comment away.




Finish the Title Line.

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

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JFreak said...

Hey whore, I'm sorry that you didn't get your power tools until your daddy bought them for you, but real men buy what they want for themselves.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wow. I just try to give some honest advice, and this is the response I get.

JFreak said...

Oh, and sorry that me being proud of the state of Indiana's rich basketball tradition annoys you.

Go rape yourself.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You are sorrily mistaken to think that all I have is one single drill. Our local Sears Hardware has sales all the time. I get shit there semi-frequently.


I wasn't "calling you out", just trying to advise you so you don't spend two fucking hours changing a simple car battery like my knucklehead friend.


Jesus. Be cool man.

JFreak said...

Hmm, my first comment may have been a tad overboard.

However, I still stand by my command for you to anally penetrate yourself.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

And somebody's drunk...

JFreak said...

It is not me.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Hey whore, I'm sorry that you didn't get your power tools until your daddy bought them for you"


And I take offense to this. Daddy don't shit for me. I live on my own. I buy my own shit.

JFreak said...

On another note, it looks like the guy in the fishing book is molesting the kid.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Agreed

JFreak said...

Guy flips over sled

Keith S said...

"Keith, ASU not getting in isn't a travesty."

Um, last post I said "Not worried, because they didn't play a tough schedule. NIT would be better for them because they're so young. But of Arizona gets in and ASU doesn't, then I'll be pissed."

I think NIT will be better for them because the young guys can win a couple games and get some confidence going into next year.

Keith S said...

I downloaded 3 versions of When We Ride on Our Enemies today. Not sure which one mize was talking about

Keith S said...

Buy some absinthe on Monday and get 20% off, plus a free bottle of absinthe and an absinthe spoon.

Keith S said...

What is the statue of limits on making fun of EP's FMLB team?

Keith S said...

And TP, if you need another 1B, I'll trade you one.

Keith S said...

I bet that Sal's pizza feeds mize for 2 weeks.

JFreak said...

"What is the statue of limits on making fun of EP's FMLB team?"

December

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iamresurrected said...

"A hug."

A reach-around.

Steve said...

nothing better than waking up to a semi-slapper with my morning coffee.

iamresurrected said...

"bossman: come in an hour early on monday & wednesdays.."

no idea why he told me this for mondays. wft. i dont even think he knows he said it..

screw it, gets me out an hour earlier so i aint gonna say shee-hawt.

Steve said...

"screw it, gets me out an hour earlier so i aint gonna say shee-hawt."


no doubt. if i could pull a 7-4 i'd do it all week.

iamresurrected said...

freak was ready to pull hair and bite and ay'ee'thang.

Steve said...

It's weird. the way the fought and made up, it was more like a couple bickering than it was a slapper. you could see we're they where trying to hate, but underneath they really love each other.

iamresurrected said...

the Nuzets dropped 168 on Seattle. thats a handful.

iamresurrected said...

they just wanted the animosity to build, then get to the makeup sex real quick.

El Padrino said...

i push miracle whips

iamresurrected said...

..cant say i blame em

El Padrino said...

my team is awesome i have reyes

Steve said...

i was a little disappointed in the bracket. I've been leaning towards a UCLA/UNC/Memphis/KU final four for a while. now that they are all #1's i have to do something different...

El Padrino said...

mize ep approves of that pizza
looks solid

Steve said...

i think I'm gonna go the fan route this year, and stick Duke in the final four.


unlikely, but fuck it.

tem said...

pizza looks good.

tem does not own many tools.

tem takes his car to advanced auto buys a new battery and then has them change the battery for him. it takes about 3 minutes.

the how to fish book teaches you how to drink and fish right? or at least has a few chapters on it right?

El Padrino said...

duck fuke

El Padrino said...

ucla comes out of that bracket and you know it, if your looking to displace a #1 look no further than Texas beating Memphis in the state of Texas

El Padrino said...

i have tools but am not a tool

tem said...

pedro 4 shutout innings against a little league team or something.

Jugdish said...

tools...that is what I like about working on projects at the house, it normally involves me getting some kind of new tool.

Steve said...

"ucla comes out of that bracket and you know it"


yea, i know *sighs*. it's actually not a bad bracket. i do think it'll be Duke/UCLA playing for it...hopefully. And i agree with Texas, plus Memphis is in a chump conference, Conference USA??? give me a break.

El Padrino said...

"pedro 4 shutout innings against a little league team or something."

Tigers, A lineup
made Cabrera look like a little leaguer.

Steve said...

why didn't LOV start a bracket group?

iamresurrected said...

i am entirely too sick of tyler hansborough

El Padrino said...

memphis is filthy though
i just think oregon and Pitt will really tire the tigers out, Texas plays NOBODY before Memphis

El Padrino said...

you guys have no idea what is going on in the financial world
it's crazy

Jp Morgan brought Bear Stearns for $2 a share in a all stock deal

fucking A rod makes the same amount of money, he could a bough the Bear.

Lehman Bros. down 14 points at the open.

this is a sad day

the fed cut the rate over the weekend
that's how paranoid the suits are
no one is saying the "R" word though

tem said...

LOV has a bracket group.

tem said...

front page of yahoo!

"Recession-proof jobs"

tem said...

yahoo! Group ID# 45161

tem said...

password is something i am sure.

but i don't remember what.

blue said...

"why didn't LOV start a bracket group?"

we did

El Padrino said...

password?

blue said...

"password is something i am sure.

but i don't remember what"

password is olivegarden

blue said...

EP, i saw the JP Morgan offer yesterday and about choked....that's a ridiculously low offer, and it was accepted.

iamresurrected said...

poltical talk in the office is not appreciated.

sftu

El Padrino said...

i'm in

tem said...

wft is Bear Stearns?

El Padrino said...

"EP, i saw the JP Morgan offer yesterday and about choked....that's a ridiculously low offer, and it was accepted."

BSC opened at $3 today, it was like $159 not so long ago
They have rancid shit on thier books which JP is willing to take in so, i guess while the prive is disgustingly low... jp is risking about 30 billion

blue said...

nuggets dropping 168 last night in regulation was insane. Had a shot at 50 in the first quarter but missed their last shot.

blue said...

"BSC opened at $3 today"

it was 30 something on friday.

blue said...

"wft is Bear Stearns?"

investment bank

El Padrino said...

to add to that, a top 5 investment bank/firm (former top 5 obviously)

been around for 85 years
do you guys have any sense of financial history?

iamresurrected said...

i am not aware of anything going on around me. ignorance surely is bliss.

tem said...

"do you guys have any sense of financial history?"

i am from WV. so no.

tem said...

as recently as 13 years ago I thought things still operated on the barter and trade system.


dad fixes the freezer at the local grocery story, dad gets a few cases of free beer.

El Padrino said...

amazing
tem i wish it was still like that

tem said...

make that 10 years ago. maybe 9.

i suck at math.

blue said...

free beer is priceless

El Padrino said...

throughout the day i will link bible entries on usa's financial history, it's your choice to read them or not

i can lead a horse to the river but cant make it drink the water

J.P. Morgan

tem said...

"free beer is priceless"

dad drinks cheap beer. natty light, busch, shlitz, weidemans.

the grocery store got a bargain.

tem said...

of course if dad didn't fix the freezer everyone in town would have warm beer.

iamresurrected said...

JT Martin?

tem said...

This is why I hate reading stuff like that:

"At the time of his death, he had an estate worth $68.3 million ($1.39 billion in today's dollars), of which about $30 million represented his share in the New York and Philadelphia banks. The value of his art collection was estimated at $50 million"


OK, it is worth 68.3 Mill, 30 mill was in banks and he also had 50 mill in art.

ummm, that is 80 already and they never even started counting non bank shit.

wft....

El Padrino said...

you mean , J.T. Marlin.

Steve said...

"free beer is priceless"

this is true...kinda. i had some guys over to watch the game. most brought the normal beer bud light/miller light etc etc. but this one douche bag friend brought Bush Light.

guess which beer was left over...

i drank it, but the point is. you don't bring cheap beer to a "party" and then drink everyone else's beer. very uncool.

i need new friends.

El Padrino said...

Bear Stearns

Steve said...

a joke:

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is

It true they's suin them cigarette companies fer
causin People to git cancer ?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants
Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with
all Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista
Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she
Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when
he Gradiated and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer."
"But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin . ..
What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all
them ugly women I slept with?"

El Padrino said...

yeah uncool, if you bring cheap shit, drink it

blue said...

that guy was smart

tem said...

just don't invite the douche bag anymore.

ToddPacker said...

"And TP, if you need another 1B, I'll trade you one."

OK

blue said...

for EP's sake, I hope Tulo has a strong year.

ToddPacker said...

i guess auto-draft likes 1b

ToddPacker said...

worked all weekend and i'm still waaaay behind... tps needs to die

tem said...

"From 2005 through 2007, Bear Stearns was recognized as the "Most Admired" securities firm in Fortune’s "America's Most Admired Companies" survey, and second overall in the security firm section. The annual survey is a prestigious ranking of employee talent, quality of management and business innovation. This marks the second time in the past three years that Bear Stearns has achieved this top distinction"

the most admired firm is out of business.

the firm with the best talent is out of business.

the firm with the best management is out of business.

wft Fortune? are you retarded?

ToddPacker said...

anyone else miss the draft?

tem said...

"What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all
them ugly women I slept with?""

hilarity.

redneck humor entertains tem.

tem said...

sunny D and el pad missed it.

El Padrino said...

autodraft loves SS's

El Padrino said...

i'm actually looking to move TulowitasZkaqi

tem said...

Tulo is your 2nd round pick?

Steve said...

3 number 1 seeds in the final four....i'm not sure if i can sell out like that

blue said...

i haven't started looking at my bracket yet...boise state as a 14 seed will be moving along far in my bracket i'm sure

El Padrino said...

i got two, UCLA and Kansas

blue said...

oh yeah, it's st. patrick's day

Steve said...

Boise over Louisville?

blue said...

I would have picked Boise to upset somebody if they would have been a little bit of a higher seed, just can't bring myself to pick them to beat Louisville

Steve said...

"i got two, UCLA and Kansas"

you're picking UNC to get beat in Charlotte?

tem said...

i dont even know what i picked.

i am sure it sucks.

tem said...

in FNBA the Poon Express is a first round loss waiting to happen.

El Padrino said...

"you're picking UNC to get beat in Charlotte?"

yeah, it's either that or sell out and put 3 out of 4 #1's in their

the only other team that can score with UNC = Tennessee

Steve said...

I think i'm going with UNC/Wis/Tex/UCLA.

I havn't hit the submit button yet yet, sill letting it stew.

El Padrino said...

in fmlb, i'm looking to trade a couple of pieces, if we need to go to lof then let me know

El Padrino said...

sconnie over gtown?

whoa

tem said...

i like wisc and will go with them.

maybe.

blue said...

EP it's been so dead here the last few weeks, i personally don't mind if you talk trades here

El Padrino said...

kansas has 4 NBA draft picks
last time that was the case, UNC two years ago

Steve said...

i got davidson over GTown.

tem said...

i'll trade you pedro for tulo.

Steve said...

hell of a team, gave Duke and UNC a run for the money at the begining of the season. hell of point guard, lots of seniors/juniors

El Padrino said...

well i'll give you first crack at Tulowitskiamamsi if you want em

El Padrino said...

"i got davidson over GTown."

Stop it, you know I don't speak Spanish.

tem said...

davidson is good.

that was my crack at tulo.

blue said...

i don't want tulo

tem said...

i don't want to put in the work and/or effort to take a real crack.

blue said...

"I don't think there is a Cinderella this year, but if there is one it's Gonzaga."

gonzaga doesn't get out of the first round

Steve said...

"gonzaga doesn't get out of the first round"


agreed

El Padrino said...

seconded

Tyler said...

That Will Leitch book is coming in the mail. Amazon is being incredibility slow with the delivery though.

tem said...

banking industry history is more boring than i imagined it would be.

El Padrino said...

why we are in this mess, Subprime Crisis

El Padrino said...

blue in understand he's untradeable but i have a serious boner/man-crush on D Wright

Tyler said...

Anyone else having trouble with that East bracket? Jesus that's a tough one.

El Padrino said...

yeah T, it's the only one i have left

blue said...

I'm probably keeping d. wright

tem said...

tem's mortgage still is not set and the rates are still shittier than they were 40 days ago.

tem said...

gonzaga = sweet 16 bound.

write it in pen.

Steve said...

"gonzaga = sweet 16 bound.

write it in pen."


and then take the paper you wrote it on, ball it up, and throw it away.

El Padrino said...

a "in english" article on the JP Morgan takeover

blue said...

"tem's mortgage still is not set and the rates are still shittier than they were 40 days ago."

i read an article about this over the weekend, that for some reason the long-term bond market doesn't seem to be reacting to the rate cuts, which means they think that the fed funds rate will have to go back up in the near future..either that or they're very worried about inflation...or banks are not passing on the savings to consumers

El Padrino said...

"I'm probably keeping d. wright"

ok, i'll love from afar

tem said...

"or banks are not passing on the savings to consumers"

bingo.

tem said...

"and then take the paper you wrote it on, ball it up, and throw it away."

then unball it and frame that fucker to prove you were right.

Tyler said...

My bracket is all chalk.

tem said...

i don't really believe zags win any games.

i don't have it in me to argue that they will make it far.


WVU makes the sweet 16!!

Tyler said...

I hate my fantasy baseball team.

tem said...

my bracket is all hat and no cattle.

blue said...

AHaNC is back

Return of the H said...

I'm still alive...

tem said...

it's been away too long.

Tyler said...

my bracket is all fur coat and no trousers it is.

El Padrino said...

tyler, let's make a deal
what in paticular do you hate about your team

El Padrino said...

i need a closer, you have three

Steve said...

I'm feeling good about my bracket. of course, every year i feel good about it, and every year it gets creamed.

blue said...

my brackets always suck

Tyler said...

I need a SS. Or Figgins is nice.

tem said...

i'm happy to see H is still alive.

El Padrino said...

interested in tulowitski?

El Padrino said...

OIL $112 A BARREL

Tyler said...

what's the asking price?

Return of the H said...

oil prices and gas prices are just nuts

tem said...

$112

tem said...

high gas prices just accelerate the switch to ethanol or however you spell it.

Tyler said...

H, do all clubs in Baston rock the double American Flags with the disco ball in the middle?

Tyler said...

My follow-up question is: what is it, 1984 there? I'm guessing their house music consists of a lot of "The Boss" there.

blue said...

Tony Danza?

tem said...

no Judith Light.

the vagina is the boss.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Spaceman Spiff said...

usc got a ridiculous first rounder vs. k-state

Steve said...

Ouch!

El Padrino said...

Mayo vs. Beasley

both one and doners

JFreak said...

EP, why did you draft Yunel Escobar in the 6th round?

El Padrino said...

asswipe it was autodraft

JFreak said...

Why did you draft Clay Bucholz in Round 12?

blue said...

asswipe is hilarity

El Padrino said...

you really think i'm that bad of a fantasy player?

i've only been to one LOV draft and that was the keeper league on ESPN of which I missed the last 2 rounds due to a grilling flare up that almost burned down the balcony

JFreak said...

EP, why did you draft Rafael Soriano in Round 9?

JFreak said...

You had to do some funky stuff to the ratings for autodraft to do that.

blue said...

freak is the LoV secretary and took draft notes

JFreak said...

ratings = rankings

El Padrino said...

are we playing for cash or what

JFreak said...

you too can look at the draft results

Tyler said...

Ep, what do you want for Tulowitski? You have like five closers already. I know they're all closers on crappy teams, but still.

blue said...

I liked EP's draft

El Padrino said...

i wanted Escobar but not that early

blue said...

he kept taking guys i was looking at taking

El Padrino said...

i think i have decent team
t, i'm going over it now

JFreak said...
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Keith S said...

"kansas has 4 NBA draft picks
last time that was the case, UNC two years ago"

They also have Bill Self coaching them. He can recruit like a mother, but he can't do anything with the talent. They'll be out by the Sweet 16.

Return of the H said...

it is not a disco ball. it is a guitar that has a disco ball motif...

El Padrino said...

Tulo for Hafner?

Tyler said...

I've got like three pitchers that are going to go on the DL soon.

El Padrino said...

"They also have Bill Self coaching them. He can recruit like a mother, but he can't do anything with the talent. They'll be out by the Sweet 16."

agree, but at some point the talent has to take over

Keith S said...

It looks like aitch is singing and playing guitar.

Keith S said...

I need SBs

blue said...

when do DL slots open up?

JFreak said...

When people go on the DL?

Keith S said...

Wanna go to Phuket?

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP getting uggla in the 8th was a steal

El Padrino said...

i hate Uggla
he can be had for anyone

Spaceman Spiff said...

i will look into it

blue said...

i like uggla, but wouldn't give up much for him as i'm good at 2b

JFreak said...

I would trade for uggla, but that would violate my no marlins rule.

Keith S said...

You want Johan?

blue said...

tem will trade you pedro

JFreak said...

Tem took players that no one else wanted.

El Padrino said...

pedro for Uggla is a steal

El Padrino said...

of course i want johan
who wouldnt

El Padrino said...

keef are you posting this friday or is that me

El Padrino said...

i'm off friday, it's good.

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