Friday, March 21, 2008

Keef's AL Preview 2008

2008 American League Preview



AL East

Yankees: I hate picking the Yankees, but they’ll win the East going away. The only move they made in the off-season was adding LaTroy Hawkins but Girardi will get 100+ wins out of this team. That lineup is effing ridiculous. They have 7 guys who could score 100 runs. The rotation is kind of iffy, but I think Hughes and Kennedy are going to have breakout years. If Moose can get them 10 wins and 150+ IP, and Pettitte can get 13-14 wins and 200 IP, they’ll be ok. And now that Joba is moving back to the ‘pen, the 8th and 9th innings will be taken care of again. They need to get a decent lefty in there, though.

Player to watch: Phil Hughes

Projected finish: 101-61 (1st place)



Red Sox: Bad things are going to happen for the Sawx this year. That’s how karma works. This year will start the fall of all Boston sports teams. Beckett’s back injury will be an issue. Schilling’s (fill in the blank) injury will be an issue. Dice-K just had a kid, and he’ll pitch “opening day” in Japan, so it will just go downhill from there. The bottom 3 of the rotation will comprise of any combination of Wakefield/Lester/Colon/Buchholz. Pitching is going to kill them this year. Papelbon won’t have a 1.85 ERA again. Lowell got paid, so he’s done. JD Drew, ‘nuf said. Jason Varitek is 36, no way he plays more than 120 games. Plus, it’ll take them a few weeks to get over the traveling back and forth to Japan. They’ll finish 2nd in the AL East, but only because the rest of the teams aren’t good either.

Player to watch: Jacoby Ellsbury

Projected finish: 87-75 (2nd place)



Rays: I’m on the Tampa bandwagon, and not because they dropped the Devil from their name. Finishing in 3rd place in the AL East will be a big accomplishment for this team. I really like their lineup. Crawford, Upton, and Pena are studs. Longoria will be ROY. They need to do something with Baldelli, though. Give him some HGH or something, get him on the field. Their offense is going to put up a lot of runs, and they will need to because the starting rotation is shaky at best. Kazmir (ex-Met) will miss opening day, but if he can get healthy, him & Shields are a decent 1-2 punch. The rest of the rotation is poo-poo. I like the Percival signing to take over the closer’s role. Reyes is better served to be a setup man, not a closer. Their bullpen is ok, but they’re going to get a lot of work this year.

Player to watch: Scott Kazmir

Projected finish: 81-81 (3rd place)



Blue Jays: I don’t know what to expect from this Toronto team. They could win 90 or they could lose 90. I’m going to go with the latter. The East is just too tough for them. I think they take a step back this year and fall to 4th place. The only star they have on this team is Alex Rios. Eckstein and Rolen on the left side of the infield would be great, except that it’s 2008. I don’t think you’ll see that quote in their program this year. They will struggle to score runs. The pitching staff all comes down to BJ Ryan being healthy. They say he’s going to be healthy by Opening Day, but there’s probably only a 70% chance he lasts the entire year. Tommy John surgery is no joke. Halladay is the only starter who will pitch anywhere close to 200 IP. This team bores me. I’m done talking about them.

Player to watch: BJ Ryan

Projected finish: 74-88 (4th place)



Orioles: This team is B-A-D, and not Michael Jackson Bad. If they don’t lose 100 games it will be a good year for them. I’ve heard of about 7 guys on their 25-man roster. Brian Roberts will probably be traded before July, same with Ramon Hernandez. They have a couple of young studs in the OF in Markakis and Adam Jones (Not Pac Man). If Jones can become a .300/20HR/90RBI/90R/20SB guy, and Sherrill can become a decent closer, then that will justify the Bedard trade. The rotation is a who’s who of “who are these fuckin’ guys”.. The “veterans” in the rotation are Daniel Cabrera and Steve Trachsel (ex-Met). If Mazzone was still there, he would rock himself into Chesapeake Bay. The O’s are about 5-6 years from being relevant again.

Player to watch: Adam Jones

Projected finish: 57-105 (5th place)



AL Central

Tigers: I hate the D, but they have put together a stacked team. Their lineup is not far behind the Yankees, and their pitching staff is better. I think Granderson follows up last season’s breakout with even better numbers this year. He’ll score 140 runs. Magglio, Guillen, and Sheffield need to stay healthy, though. Cabrera needs to stop eating. Renteria needs to forget his last AL stint. Polanco needs to keep being Polanco. Play solid D and get on base a lot. It’ll be interesting to see how Dontrelle adjusts to the AL. He was not good last year, but he could put up the same numbers this year, and with that offense he’ll win 5-7 more games. The bullpen is going to have to bend but not break until Zumaya gets back, right around the All-Star break. Hopefully he stays away from the Guitar Hero until then. Verlander is going to be ridiculous this year. Go ahead and pencil him in for 20 wins. Bonderman needs to bounce back, and the Gambler needs to stop putting poop on his hands.

Player to watch: Dontrelle Willis

Projected finish: 99-63 (1st place)



Indians: Last year’s ALCS collapse is going to hang over their heads in a “1997 World Series” kind of way.. They are going to go all out to get back to that spot and lose again. They have a ton of firepower on offense, so scoring runs won’t be a problem. Sizemore, Hafner, Garko, Martinez, & Peralta are a good nucleus. I think CC takes a big step back this year. He pitched way over his head in 2007. Topping out at 15 wins isn’t bad, but the ERA won’t be 3.21 again. Carmona is for real, though. He’ll be an All-Star this year. If they can get 35 wins out of Byrd/Westbrook/Lee/Sower/Laffey, they’ll probably be happy with that. The bullpen is solid, too. Borowski has a high ERA, but he does the job. If he falters at all, Betancourt could step right in. Plus, they signed some dude from Japan named Kobayashi, so they’ve got that going for them….which is nice. Apparently he saved a lot of games in Japan.

Player to watch: Asdrubal Cabrera

Projected finish: 90-72 (2nd place, Wild Card)



Twins: Call me crazy, but I don’t think the Twins drop off that much this year. They’ll stay in the race until August. Yeah, they lost Torii & Johan, but they got some good young talent in return. They need Cuddyer & Morneau to bounce back this year, and getting more than 110 games from Mauer will be key. Delmon Young is going to go buck wild in the homer dome. Carlos Gomez (ex-Met) just needs to keep it on the ground and use his speed to beat out everything. Their rotation all hinges on Liriano coming back at a minimum of 90%. If he can do that…Johan who? Livan Hernandez is still fat, but his fat ass will give you 200 IP. They have one of the top bullpens in baseball, too. In 2-3 years they’ll be battling for the division crown again.

Player to watch: Delmon Young

Projected finish: 87-75 (3rd place)



Royals: Their manager’s name is Trey. Their closer’s name is Joakim. That’s about as interesting as it gets in KC these days. But they’re getting better. Alex Gordon needs to erase the first half of last year from his mind, and build on his 2nd half. Teahan & DeJesus are good young players. They paid a lot of money for Jose Guillen, but they have to do that because they’re the Royals and nobody will play for them, otherwise. They did it last year with Gil Meche, and he had an ok year. Not many wins, but over 200 IP and a decent ERA. If Brian Bannister (ex-Met) can continue his success from last year, they have a decent 1-2 in the rotation. Hopefully Zach Greinke has his anxiety issues behind him, because he’s got a lot of talent. They need to keep Luke Hochevar in the minors to start the season and let him build some more confidence, and bring him up in September like they did last year. One more year and he’ll be an anchor in the rotation.

Player to watch: Alex Gordon

Projected finish: 75-87 (4th place)



White Sox: Things are not looking good on the South Side. They are a long, long way from their World Series title. The offense could possibly be the worst in MLB. They won’t score a lot of runs this year, and the pitching staff won’t keep guys off the bases. Sorry Jug, but it’s going to be a loooooooong year. Ozzie might drop an F-bomb or two this year. The bright spot for this team is Bobby Jenks, but he’ll get about 30 save opportunities the entire year. Not good times.

Player to watch: Carlos Quentin

Projected finish: 66-96 (5th place)



AL West

Angels: If they can keep their rotation healthy, this team could win it all. But Lackey is having arm problems and will be out a month, and Escobar is having shoulder issues. Weaver, Santana, Garland, & Saunders need to carry the load for the 1st month. It’s a good thing they have a ri-goddamn-diculous offense, a solid defense, and a deep bullpen. Torii Hunter being in CF should take some pressure off of Matthews, Jr and keep him out of the trainer’s room. Howie Kendrick has his breakout year this season, and nobody will notice, except spiffg, because Hunter, Vlad, & Matthews will get all of the pub. The Angels will run away from the pack in the West.

Player to watch: Howie Kendrick

Projected finish: 95-67 (1st place)



Rangers: I don’t understand this team.. I don’t get the Josh Hamilton trade. I don’t understand the Milton Bradley signing. They’ll score some runs in that bandbox, but they’ll give up a lot, too. There’s not a person in that rotation that will have an ERA under 4.50. Good thing for them, the M’s & A’s are worse than they are. Their bullpen is ok, but they’re going to be out on the mound a lot this year. They might have to go with 15 pitchers on the roster this year.

Player to watch: Jarrod Saltalamacchia

Projected finish: 80-82 (2nd place)



Mariners: First, the good news. The top of the rotation is as solid as it gets in MLB. The Bedard trade will take a lot of pressure off of Felix, and he’ll thrive in the #2 spot. JJ Putz is as good as it gets for the closer position, too. Now for the bad news. That offense is horrendous. I feel bad for Ichiro because he has nobody around him. This team will average about 3.5 runs per game. They’re going to need Carlos Silva to earn every penny of that $48 million they threw at him this winter. It’s probably time they took Sexson and Beltre out behind the barn and put them out of their misery. The M’s are spending way too much money to finish below .500.

Player to watch: Felix Hernandez

Projected finish: 79-83 (3rd place)



A’s: The A’s have a good bullpen. That’s it. They won’t have their #1 pitcher by the time July rolls around. Rich Harden would be a badass if he wasn’t so fragile. They have some good young players (Buck, Barton, Ellis), but not nearly enough to do any damage this year. Just looking at the rotation right now makes me want to throw up. I’m embarrassed that this is one of the teams that will be representing MLB in Japan. It’s going to be a long year in the Bay Area. At least they have the Warriors.

Player to watch: Travis Buck

Projected finish: 75-87 (4th place)



AL MVP: Vladimir Guerrero

AL Cy Young: Justin Verlander

AL ROY: Evan Longoria



Playoffs:

(Divisional)

NYY over Cleveland in 5

Detroit over LAA in 5



(ALCS)

Detroit over NYY in 6

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JFreak said...

BAM!

Keith S said...

That was early.

Keith S said...

TWSS

Keith S said...

That post was long.

Keith S said...

TWSS

Tyler said...

So was this any good? I haven't read it yet.

JFreak said...

Nice post keith.

Very solid effort put forth.

Tyler said...

Ok reading it right now.

Tyler said...

No Joba the Hutt reference?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So we're here now?

JFreak said...

It is too early to move over here.

But I guess we're doing it anyway.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Freak, are you just arbitrarily adding shit to the front page these days?

JFreak said...

Not arbitraily, no.

But yes, I am adding things if I think it's worthwhile.

Tyler said...

Nice post keef.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

It bugs me that the Shammy Simulator doesn't show scores for NCAA hoops

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

tourney wall

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

poop

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem is happy

JFreak said...

Tem has WVU in the final four.

JFreak said...

Rev went 8 for 16 on the first day.

Someone needs to put in for more LoV time.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What are the effects of a Tracking Cookie?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I deleted all my cookies. Fuck it

JFreak said...

Let's go Butler!

El Padrino said...

"I don’t get the Josh Hamilton trade"

i dont either but he's tearing the cover off the ball in spring

nice work keef

tem said...

that was as good as an AL preview as you will read anywhere.

ns

tem said...

fuck cnn.com.

they have an article titled "Giant sea creatures found in Antarctic"

you read the article and they found a 2 foot starfish.

gay.

steve said...

I came within 1 point last night of denouncing Duke, Basketball, TV, and just life in general.

That was bullshit.

I don't mind the poor shooting, everybody goes cold every now and then, but the defense was terrible. They might as well have rolled out a red carpet from the top of the key to the rim.

Pathetic!

tem said...

duke looked bad on D for sure.

refs were letting them play. i don't think duke likes it when the refs let 'em play.

tem said...

seemingly another wall

tem said...

tdilh next year will be easy for whoever does it.

tem said...

we did pretty good in our LOV bracket picks.

lots of 14s and a 15.

JFreak said...

I might miss the Butler game today.

Major Sadness.

steve said...

"i don't think duke likes it when the refs let 'em play."

that's been their M.O. for years.

it saved their ass last night though. on the final 2 positions (the ones that mattered anyways) it looked more like a football game than a bball game, bodies flying everywhere.

tem said...

yeah those were specifically the examples i was thinking of.

henderson's score could have been an and 1, or even a charge if the ref was a dick.

at the other end when belmont threw something up that was all fucked up they could have easily called a foul.

tem said...

but they were letting them play that way the whole game.

kept belmont in it for sure.

tem said...

i am shocked that freak is awake right now.

JFreak said...

"i am shocked that freak is awake right now."

So am I, so am I.

I have to go work.

steve said...

Duke doesn't have the big bodies to play physical. We need a Psyo-T.

Everyone comes down on Latiner, but he put you on your ass and smile about it.

The Rev said...

I apparently suck

tem said...

what makes you say that rev?

tem said...

i don't like latiner for the same reason i don't like psycho-T.

too goofy looking and acting.

but i won't deny they were/are good players.

The Rev said...

I got only 8 picks.

I'm embarassed to be a man.

tem said...

yeah that is bad.

you picked too many upsets apparently.

The Rev said...

I should have taken it seriously.

steve said...

"I'm embarassed to be a man."


i thought that was due to your unusually small penis?

tem said...

steve is throwing the fastball today.

tem said...

that's a louisiana fastball.

The Rev said...

"i thought that was due to your unusually small penis?"

Ah, it's good to be home again!

tem said...

i'm ranked 1,701,497 is espn.com's bracket.

tem said...

they are different picks than my lov picks. they are terrible.

iamresurrected said...

i didnt fill out a bracket this year. blocky @ work and when i get home i forget or dont get on.

iamresurrected said...

rev, hay-jews gives u the bird.

you focker.

iamresurrected said...

im gonna put up the early morning skeet z

iamresurrected said...

elizabethany, you can come get this

iamresurrected said...

keef hates the D. hmm.

iamresurrected said...

the perennial last place team starts doin good finally and all the haters come out.

iamresurrected said...

i see how "you people" are.

(by you people i mean blacks.)

iamresurrected said...

the hallelujah zizzle!

iamresurrected said...

u hear the angels singin'?

oh nevermind, thats your beeyotch squealin cause Hayjews is givin her the ramrod.

iamresurrected said...

im gonna stomp all over LOV's couch and then ascend to the clouds.

The Rev said...

Praise be to Hay-Soos!

iamresurrected said...

somebody roll that rock outta my way, cause i dont do manual labor.

but damn, i gotta get outta this tomb..

iamresurrected said...

i aint tryin to get ma' hands all dirty and ish

iamresurrected said...

i lay my hands on the Tyson baby head..

The Rev said...

Ya know, it sucks that you gotta be up on that cross with nails in your hands and feet and all that crap. I mean, that's gotta hurt.

But my peeps and I down here on the ground floor really appreciate it. Thanks, bro!

steve said...

Eliot Spitzer Sought By Playgirl

Has anybody ever met a woman that subscribes to Playgirl? I haven't. I'm thinking it's probably mostly gay dudes.

Meiz...thoughts?

The Rev said...

I have found that women just don't look at porn. With a couple of exceptions of course.

And the ones who do tend to like videos, not magazines.

The Rev said...

We need Tits McGhee to chime in on this.

tem said...

steve with another fastball.

this time at meiz's head.

tem said...

steve we got a 1 day name / pic change bet for WVU vs Duke?

to be served on monday.

steve said...

"steve we got a 1 day name / pic change bet for WVU vs Duke?"


why the hell not.

steve said...

looking threw LOV brackets. somebody picked a UNC/Duke final. and one other picked a Duke champion.


good to know that I wasn't the only one throwing shit at the tv last night.

Keith S said...

"the perennial last place team starts doin good finally and all the haters come out."

I don't like anything about Michigan.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1964...

The UCLA Bruins defeated the Duke Blue Devils, 98-83, in the NCAA championship game. The triumph was the first of UCLA's record 11 (through the 2005-2006) collegiate basketball titles.

Keith S said...

Being that the info is from a 2008 page-a-day calendar, they should probably have known that UCLA hasn't won the title since 2005-2006, either.

Keith S said...

ASU/SIU game was U-G-L-Y last night, and there were about 3,500 people there. NIT is apparently < NCAA tourney.

Keith S said...

ASU plays FU/Creighton winner on Tuesday. I guess I'll go to that game. Hopefully they play FU and I can see Billy cry.

Keith S said...

I got shitcanned at the game, though. So this morning is kind of rough.

Keith S said...

Are there any good games today?

Keith S said...

"No Joba the Hutt reference?"

I mentioned Joba, but not Joba the Hutt.

Keith S said...

I think Easter is this weekend. I may or may not go to church.

Keith S said...

What's the natty record?

Keith S said...

I'm glad that WVU won last night. UofA had no business being in the tourney.

tem said...

natty record is like 15

Keith S said...

Duke should have lost. I didn't see 1 second of the game, but they shoulda lost.

Keith S said...

Fuckin tem

tem said...

you had a good run though.

tem said...

there is not many people in the office today.

why did i have to work?

steve said...

"there is not many people in the office today.

why did i have to work?"


i2i

tem said...

yeah, i get here and half the people are gone, the other half are here, but all just goofing off.

i might accomplish 30minutes of work today.

of course 30 tem minutes are worth like 300 normal person minutes.

tem said...

keith lost his natty streak and quit.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"lots of 14s and a 15."

Who's got the 15?

Keith S said...

I had work to do, but I was putting it aside to continue the streak. Now I have to do it.

tem said...

"Who's got the 15?"

you, i think.

Keith S said...

He probably knew that.

tem said...

i figure he did.

tem said...

when does IU play?

iamresurrected said...

I don't like anything about Michigan."

Michigans ♥s keef

tem said...

bah 9:40.

tem said...

jesus loves keith.

tem said...

that was madness 1

steve said...

"bah 9:40."



11:30


muuuuhhhaaaaaaa

tem said...

i am going to lunch in a few minutes.


HUNGRY

Keith S said...

8:30

steve said...

"I don't like anything about Michigan."


agreed. Michigan is cold. they don't use air conditions in the summer, they just open windows.

that's weird.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"you, i think."



REALLY?
















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Keith S said...

$$ FMLB draft is tonight at my house. I'm buying pizzas, so whoever wants to come over is welcome to.

iamresurrected said...

*both of em

Keith S said...

both Michigans?

iamresurrected said...

"they don't use air conditions in the summer, they just open windows."

arrrrgh?

iamresurrected said...

they both love you equally. they just show it in different ways.

steve said...

"arrrrgh?"

that's what I've always heard from the Michigan tourist. Plus, they said they surf in the lake...also very weird.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"$$ FMLB draft is tonight at my house. I'm buying pizzas, so whoever wants to come over is welcome to."

I'm only coming over if you get Papa John's

Keith S said...

"I'm only coming over if you get Papa John's"

I will not be getting Papa John's.

Keith S said...

I'll be getting Hungry Howie's.

steve said...

Hungry Howie they just opened one of those here. I've been meaning to try it. any good?

iamresurrected said...

i think thats some crazy talk. who doesnt ♥ AC? (not Slater)

and if by surfing u mean being dragged behind a boat with something strapped to your feet, i can endorse that.

iamresurrected said...

Howies = great crust. pie is grease and cardboard.

isnt Papa's about to go out of bidness?

Keith S said...

"Hungry Howie they just opened one of those here. I've been meaning to try it. any good?"

What iam said. They have different flavors of crust. The pizza is ok. They have decent wings, too.

iamresurrected said...

and obviously both pale in comparison to NYC 'zza.

Keith S said...

Obviously

steve said...

"and obviously both pale in comparison to NYC 'zza."

wow, i'm glad one of you said that. I think EP was getting ready to hop on the soap box.

steve said...

"i think thats some crazy talk. who doesnt ♥ AC? (not Slater)

and if by surfing u mean being dragged behind a boat with something strapped to your feet, i can endorse that."

I'll take your word over stupid tourist, tourist are dumb.

i reverse my position on Michigan being uncool.

steve said...

Lewis Black Root Of All Evil this week: Donald Trump vs Viagra


not as good as Church/Oparh, but still very funny.

JFreak said...

Michigan is mostly nice.

Unless you are anywhere near detroit.

iamresurrected said...

i dont even think u could catch a wave in a lake..

and MI being cold truly does suck. bad.

steve said...

ep isn't here today?

i wonder if he's lurking...

Olive Garden rocks. And the Brooklyn Style pizza from Domino's is truly authentic...


*ducks*

JFreak said...

I'm gonna miss the butler game.

so pissed.

steve said...

tem, we're a go for monday, right?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wouldn't know what to expect if I ever found myself to be in Michigan.

iamresurrected said...

MI is great for the fact that within literally a 20 minute drive u can see every economic background possible.

Keith S said...

oops

JFreak said...

Someone needs to root for butler for me.

JFreak said...

anyone willing to take the job?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

People surf in Lake Michigan.

JFreak said...

"oops"

Clemens is obviously trying to have McNamee killed.

Keith S said...

Geoffrey?

iamresurrected said...

"Pope Benedict XVI observes Good Friday.
Watch Now: Live on CNN.com"

ideally, theyd show him in a rocking chair just staring out into his backyard for 6 hours.

iamresurrected said...

i know what i found myself doing in WI..

driving for 45 mins to get from place to place.

iamresurrected said...

Master William?

iamresurrected said...

Miss Ashley (youre hot)

Keith S said...

"Miss Ashley (youre hot)"

Si

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"driving for 45 mins to get from place to place."

Wise up. get a time masheen.

Keith S said...

Time machines are key in Sconnie.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck all this snow

Keith S said...

Fuck this 90 degree shit in March.

Return of the H said...

2 days in a row with at least one post. streak is intact...

steve said...

Michigan = first line of defense against Canada.

iamresurrected said...

fuck Canada.

Keith S said...

Teej will kill you

steve said...

i'm looking forward to the Davidson/Gonzaga game.

steve said...

to whoever invented Ketchup


thanks.

iamresurrected said...

or there is a strong possibility he would sexually assault me.

steve said...

i used to think Canada was ok, then Teej came along. Him and this other dude or the only Canadians i know.


their both Douche bags.

Keith S said...

It's inevitable, so you might as well just sit back and enjoy it.

iamresurrected said...

as long as my needs get tended to, i wont mind too much.

iamresurrected said...

i just ask that i dont get dumped more than like 100 yards from my house.

steve said...

"as long as my needs get tended to, i wont mind too much."


i don't see Teej as a giver.

tem said...

"tem, we're a go for monday, right?"

if you mean the name/pic change bet, yes.

tem said...

yahoo! has a front page thing about best donut shops in America.

0 are from NY.


it's a 'pulse' thing so you might have to refresh a few times to get the donut one.

tem said...

i will root for Butler.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wish we had a TV here

tem said...

brian adams is from canada.

and alanis morrisette.

and huey lewis.

and someone else probably.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i don't see Teej as a giver."

He's definitely the catcher, not the pitcher.

Keith S said...

"i don't see Teej as a giver."

Unless it's Hepatitis.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Trebek. Alan Thicke.

Keith S said...

Larry Walker

iamresurrected said...

if i have to hear another "kids today!!1!!11" rant from people in this office, im gonna be incarcerated.

iamresurrected said...

Carrot Top

tem said...

kids today are dumber than they used to be. my generation was far smarter.

and kids today are pussies.


but hike school girls are hotter and sluttier than ever.

tem said...

by the time belpad and bblue hit skool they will be dumb as rocks and just dressed as strippers 24-7.

tem said...

kids today are all hat and no cattle.

steve said...

i wish cbs sportsline had rewind, plus. i went when the put the camera on a really hot cheerleader and then block the view with stupid statistics from 15 years ago.

steve said...

wow, that was worse than usual, let me try again:

I hate it when they put the camera on a really hot cheerleader and then block the view with stupid statistics from 15 years ago.

tem said...

producers (or whoever is in charge of 'camera 1' 'camera 2') are jackasses when they show hot chicks and then block them with stuff.

also when they have EA interviewing someone and only give us a chin up shot.

wft!!!!

steve said...

"also when they have EA interviewing someone and only give us a chin up shot."

exactly

tem said...

it should be a neck to belly shot.

tem said...

or an ass shot.

her interviews would be awesome if it was just a shot of her ass or cleavage.

tem said...

i'd watch a 60 minute show of just her ass and cleavage interviewing people.

tem said...

and eat a big ass pretzel during it.

steve said...

"it should be a neck to belly shot."


true, and she'd have to be very animated during the interview. lots of hopping up and down with excitement.

Keith S said...

"also when they have EA interviewing someone and only give us a chin up shot."


It gives you a better visual to picture REotF

tem said...

REoTF is not my first choice of RE.

tem said...

also I know the F is directly above the T.

so, show me the T and I can hit the face with reasonable accuracy.

Keith S said...

I lol'd @ that.

Keith S said...

I had a reott last night when I got home from the game at 12:30. There's a 10% chance that she was still asleep.

tem said...

if she didn't clean up she was asleep.

tem said...

i think my fingernails are growing faster than they used to.

Keith S said...

Maybe your fingers are just shrinking.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i think my fingernails are growing faster than they used to."

Fingernail growth is related to the weather.


NS

iamresurrected said...

"UT always struggles in the first half. Just wait till the last 12 minutes." - SkyHawksXC

nekkid runner dood deserves to be mocked

Keith S said...

mize nye, the science guy

steve said...

Wow! Amy Winehouse back in the day (2 years ago)

tem said...

i don't think my fingers are shrinking. the nails are just getting longer, faster.

tem said...

"Fingernail growth is related to the weather."

please advice

tem said...

i'm not even paying attention to the games today.

tem said...

but i will still root for butler.

iamresurrected said...

this chick here was talking about kids being CRAAAAAAAAZY!!!!!.. like getting earrings. and tattoos.

she put her kids in catholic skool so they wouldnt be cRaZy!!! and get earrings.

jokes on you, now your kids are just fucked.

iamresurrected said...

she would "jUsT dIe" if they got an earring.

i want to go beat her with my shoe.

Keith S said...

Biggest nightmare is having crazy kids.

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