Tuesday, March 04, 2008

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LATE BREAKING NEWS (by the time you read this, it will be From The Newsdesk of CM Fost Material): Randy Moss resigned with the Patriots. Fuck Randy Moss and fuck the Patriots. All that talk about Moss calling Culpepper to talk about reuniting in Minny was a bunch of bullcrap. I guess Randy took a page out of Belicheck's cheatbook with all of this misdirection bullshit. I love how that was ESPIN's lead story just about everywhere and then Boom!Pow!Surprise! - he resigns. Fuck ESPN. Sometimes I hate being a sports fan.

The Falcons signed The Burner and then cut Warrick Dunn. Not too shocking. Falcons have a pair of nice young running backs now. Too bad their QB/WR situation is all funked up. I'm not too sold on The Burner as a full-time back though. It's one thing to come in the game for 10 carries a game, backing up the best running back in the league. It's another to be the featured back on a terrible team. I guess we'll see what happens. I'm interested to see what he does.

How many QBs do the Bucs really need? Seriously, they just traded for Griese. So if you're scoring at home, the list is; Garcia, McCown, Gradkowski, Simms and Griese. Stop while you can, Gruden, you may have a problem. Seek counseling.

Let's see, what else can I copy/paste from ESPN Shamhoff-style? Steelers sign Roethlisberger to a $102 mill contract. $36 mill is guaranteed. That's crazy money. I'm sure that somewhere in that contract there's a clause about motorcycle riding. And it probably says he can't do it. Just speculation. Unless you're Shamhoff. In that case, feel free to copy/paste that into your blog and give me the byline, jackass.

I am totally geeked up for baseball to start. Mainly because of fantasy. Also, I'm interested to see what happens in the outfield for the Dodgers. I have a feeling that it's about to go terribly wrong. Another interesting position for the Dodgers: third base. It must suck to be Nomar, you used to be somebody and now you're in a battle with a rook to play third. We already cut Grady, why can't we just finish the job and get rid of Nomar and Lowe? I'm just sayin.

In other news the Suns are now officially a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad team (what, you expected me to NOT talk about the NBA?). Clusterfuck might be a better adjective to describe the situation. And the Mavs are approaching a debacle. This is gonna sound like I'm defending the Lakers, but difference between those two trades and the trade that the Lakers made is; the Lakers gave up scraps and picks to add a guy that fits their system and that will give you 20/10 a night. The Mavs and the Suns gave up integral pieces to their success AND draft picks to add an over-the-hill player with a huge contract who doesn't fit their system. I still think the Suns/Mavs panicked and made bad moves. But I'm dying to find out how this ends. My guess is that for the Suns and Mavs; it ends badly.

I really need to get me one of those NBA contracts so I can get bought out and sign somewhere else, then fall assbackwards into a championship ring. Sam Cassell just pulled a Larry Brown and could end up winning another Championship in Boston, which sucks because I was hoping Boston would go 1-for-3 in major sports championships. In a Lakers/Celtics Final, I would shockingly find myself rooting for the Lakers.

Yao had surgery. Is he ever gonna play an entire season? Last three seasons, he hasn't topped 57 games. He's the new Shaq, only it's just gonna get worse as he gets older. Houston plays great when Yao or McGrady is out. I've been saying this for years; they need to trade one of them and move on.

Are they still playing professional hockey? They are? Seriously? Why?

In TV news:
The Sarah Connor Chronicles has been surprisingly good. I don't know if I'm just not used to good TV because of the strike or if it's just a good series even if there wasn't a strike. I'm leaning towards trusting my gut and saying that it's good, but that it did get cut a little short. 8 episodes or whatever they got is not a very large sample size. I hope it gets another season because, apparently, that's still up in the air.

When historians look back on the fall of Western Civilization, the beginning will be marked by the first airing of The Moment of Truth on FOX. That show is just downright mean. We are in a decline, people, act accordingly. Personally I will be maxing out all of my credit cards, because in a few months, it's not gonna even matter anymore...

I am really upset that The Wire is almost over. The last few episodes have been way too good. It's too bad it's almost d-u-n. Pick it up or rent it on DVD and prepare to be blown away by teh awesomeness.

Do I have to write a review about a movie I've never seen? I hope not, cuz I don't even have the strength to do a TDiLoVH. Sorry.

As a tribute to Tem: "Have at it bee snatches".

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JFreak said...

Insert Creative First Comment Here.

JFreak said...

MLB 2k8 comes out today.

Return of the H said...

checking in

El Padrino said...

"MLB 2k8 comes out today."

I'm on it, my boy is on the cover

El Padrino said...

Tyler with a pinch hit, bases clearing double....well done sir.

El Padrino said...

mets tix, 9am
i'll be there not here for a minute

El Padrino said...

Mets - Phillies, April 10th
giddy up

blue said...

good work tyler

blue said...

and yes, the Suns are BAD, i'm hoping that both the suns and the mavs fall out of the playoffs...probably only one will, but it would be funny if they both did.

Steve said...

I'm digging the Spencer Hall dude. He even put a You Tube clip in his posting.

Kudos, Spencer.

blue said...

is steve going to start a sonsofsh blog now?

blue said...

that hit on kirilenko should get Dirk a one game suspension.

Dirk was booed the entire rest of the game too, Jazz fans are so polite.

Tyler said...

Comment.

blue said...

Newer?

Tyler said...

Thanks to whoever published while I was in dreamland. Now I gotta get ready for work and sit in traffic. Peace.

blue said...

tyler really needs to master the meiz traffic theory

blue said...

or MTT if you will

El Padrino said...

Citigroup might go under

blue said...

will that mean they forgive all debts on their credit cards...if that's the case i'm going to Bora Bora

Jugdish said...

Favre retiring

blue said...

that's a mort report....ahahahahahaha

i fully expect to hear that Favre is ready for next season by the end of the week

El Padrino said...

"will that mean they forgive all debts on their credit cards...if that's the case i'm going to Bora Bora"

quite possible

El Padrino said...

what's with the Moss talk

farve spoke to him, culpepper spoke to him, this one and that one, brady and the Jets

fuck
he's great but he aint legend

blue said...

the guy on American Idol from Glendale, AZ used to be a male stripper...for "mostly male" clients...

ahahahahahaha

I wonder if Keith knows him.

Jugdish said...

which guy is that?

blue said...

"he's great but he aint legend"

GOAT (s)

in all seriousness, he's still fairly young (or not old), and he has been a key component on the top 2 scoring teams in NFL history.

Jugdish said...

dude!

blue said...

"which guy is that?"

the sleazy looking one

El Padrino said...

"in all seriousness, he's still fairly young (or not old), and he has been a key component on the top 2 scoring teams in NFL history."

whipty damn doo

blue said...

you're just mad that elisha didn't call him

Jugdish said...

He didn't call, but he mailed him a post card that had the topless jeans pic on the front.

El Padrino said...

elisha has a fast receiver who catches td's already
(not saying plax = moss, just sayin the spot is filled)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

work

Coastal Blogger said...

Greatest Wiki Article Ever

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Who the hell is that

blue said...

coastal blogger?

blue said...

is that Daniel again

Jugdish said...

Hexapus

Hexapus is just fun to say.

El Padrino said...

Hexa puss = retarted octopuss

Jugdish said...

coastal blogger could be a reborn zeke.

El Padrino said...

congrats to Corey Webster for cathcing Farve's last pass

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAaaa

blue said...

that's funny eP

blue said...

who do we know in Singapore?

blue said...

whomever we know from singapore is whomever coastal blogger seems to be.

blue said...

and it wasn't just a fly-by visit either...dude was here for about 10 minutes.

Kind of odd.

stupid lurkers.

El Padrino said...

"Report: Andersen to re-sign with Hornets after drug ban lifted"

the birdman is back

El Padrino said...

he did link a nice wiki article though

Keith S said...

From the desk of CMFost...

Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre has decided to retire.
ESPN's Chris Mortensen reported that according to Favre's agent, Buss Cook, Favre informed Packers coach Mike McCarthy of his decision Monday night.

blue said...

chris anderson will fit that team really well too

blue said...

i'm taking aaron rodgers in the FNFL draft next year

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I love the Birdman!

blue said...

the birdman was a fan favorite when he was here in Denver

Keith S said...

Koko B. Ware was awesome

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

A-Rod won't suck. Watch.

Keith S said...

Isn't he the reigning MVP? Way to go out on a limb there.

El Padrino said...

who said he will

blue said...

A-Rod or A-Rodg?

El Padrino said...

the best ball player alive right now you fool

El Padrino said...

oh, rodgers

deke dont confuse the board

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

A-Rod


A-guez

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Did anybody see Winehouse's flesh eating disease?

Keith S said...

If anyone missed LoVAD yesterday, deke is opening a burger joint called Lordz of Burgerz, and LoV is going to have an entry in this year's Red Bull Flugtag in Tampa.

Keith S said...

If you aren't following LoVAD, you're missing out.

blue said...

also there was a nice discussion about midget tossing

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No. Flugtag in Chicago.

Keith S said...

Unless we get more coastal lurkers, I don't think we'll hit 300 today.

Keith S said...

We don't have anywhere to stay in Chicago

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I do.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Although I don't think she'd be cool with sharing her apt with a bunch of strangers.

El Padrino said...

lov ad is not possible
i dont even touch my home pc unless i'm watching porn

El Padrino said...

good stuff though
someone should do LOVAD updates on the next morning post as a regular thing

Tyler said...

BRETT FAVRE IS A QUITTER

Keith S said...

Nice post today, T

El Padrino said...

"WEATHER CHANNEL Founder Advocates Suing Al Gore to Expose 'Warming' Fraud... "


HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
makes my fucking day

all you idiots who believed this garbage are just that

Tyler said...

Thanks. I hope it was up to the D- standard.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Gore is a crook

blue said...

"Although I don't think she'd be cool with sharing her apt with a bunch of strangers."

is this sorta efmdeke?

ToddPacker said...

tps is getting stronger

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

yep

Tyler said...

TPS has been hanging out with Clemens and is taking HGH.

blue said...

alledgedly taking HGH

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I never knowingly used performance enhancing drugs

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

*(Wall)ace & Grommit

Steve said...

ep, you got a link to that weather channel thing?

El Padrino said...

fuck gore

Steve said...

haha, that's awesome

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Lordz Of Burgerz:

The Vengeance Burger

The Reverend

El Padrino

The SpaceBurger Spiff

Burger with Jug reference

Beth(chicken breast sammich)






I've got ideas all over the place

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Kodiac Burger(buffalo meat)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Also, for the Flugtag, Kod has to be the pilot. He also has to fly the machine while wearing a traditional headdress.

El Padrino said...

Kod burger is hilarity

JFreak said...

"deke is opening a burger joint called Lordz of Burgerz"

Vengeance Burger > Lordz of Burgerz

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm going with LOB. The Vengeance Burger is the featured product

JFreak said...

The z's might alineate you from the American consumer.

Lord of Bugers.

El Padrino said...

LOB was Lordz of Beerz

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Zs give me street cred.

I thought we established this a year and a half ago.

JFreak said...

This documentary attacked Al Gore like none other.

I can't find a link to it, but the wiki of it is just as good, I suppose.

JFreak said...

The z's are fine, I guess.

But I think people will be left wondering why the hell there are z's in your name.

They'll be quickly dismissive of the store as stupid and never go in.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Well, I have yet do decide on the name

El Padrino said...

gallo on farve

JFreak said...

Carmen Sandiego

El Padrino said...

i actually liked that game

blue said...

the z's are not stupid...the z works in your favor...nobody wonders why the fuck the R is backwards in Toys R Us...or why Bagz Inc has a z at the end.

JFreak said...

Meiz should do a poll of all the Mequon people that come in his store.

blue said...

don't they use a z at Lidz?

El Padrino said...

Z's are in
bottom line

Keith S said...

On this day in 2000...

Karrie Webb won her fourth title in her fourth golf tournament of the year, defeating Annika Sorenstam in a playoff to claim an LPGA event in Hawaii

Keith S said...

Zubaz proves that z's don't scare people away.

Spaceman Spiff said...

kate hudson's heinie: the reason owen tried to kill himself after she dumped him

Spaceman Spiff said...

freaks too young to understand the Z appeal

Return of the H said...

I'm a huge fan of the wire. So sad it is ending.

blue said...

z is where it's at

blue said...

z is the new double g (gg)

Keith S said...
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Keith S said...

*niza. sorry

blue said...

yep

blue said...

.158 rev

JFreak said...

El P...you get a free Jose Reyes bobblehead for buying 2k8.

Just have to enter some code on a website.

JFreak said...

Maybe I'm overestimating the snooty portion of the population.

blue said...

i think that LoV is a good representation of all American people

JFreak said...

I think the Favre retirement might be real.

I'm so excited. I don't want to hear about him anymore.

blue said...

Obama wants Change...

do we really want a black man in the white house begging for change...

this message has been brought to you by blitler.

blue said...

"I'm so excited. I don't want to hear about him anymore."

yeah, now you'll only hear about him before/during/after every packers game

Keith S said...

I want change

blue said...

get a cup and go out on the corner

blue said...

new bond girl with her headlights on

probably sfw

blue said...

i watched the season finale of the teminator show...it was pretty good, reminded me of 24 for some reason...but i refuse to "like" a show that has Brian Austin-Green in it...he's a fucking douche

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Poopburgers?

Keith S said...

And he's dating Megan Fox.

El Padrino said...

sweet freak

blue said...

"And he's dating Megan Fox."

and he used to date Tiffany Amber-Thiessen when she was in her super hot stage...

fuck that guy

Keith S said...

I have a 3 hour meeting in 30 minutes. I'm so excited.

El Padrino said...

he must be hung like a horse

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

horsecock

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

wall

El Padrino said...

catchers are done
onto 1basemen position

i really hate poo-holes from some reason

Spaceman Spiff said...

its the herpes and the receding hair line, which started before he was 25

Steve said...

"I ended the Patriots' perfect season and sent Brett Favre out of the NFL a loser. Who is man enough to step to this?" -- Eli Manning

Steve said...

sometimes i think DJ Galio might be the smartest man alive.

El Padrino said...

brilliant

Steve said...

Awsome

El Padrino said...

i'm in the mood for some pussy

El Padrino said...

"I don't even know if they finished their pizza."

Sarge is funny

El Padrino said...

pour out some liquor for yo homie weazy and corb

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm stuffed.

Tyler said...

BRETT FAVRE IS A QUITTER

Tyler said...

RE: D&D guy;

You can have an abdominal aneurysm?

Tyler said...

This is a sad, sad day to be a Wisconsinite. Favre turns out to be a quitter and D&D guy dies.

Tyler said...

Wow, this place is dead.

blue said...

you can have an aneurysm with any blood vessel I think

Tyler said...

I know El P already reported this, but it's worth restating:

"the birdman is back"

blue said...

I'm going to go back and look for some recent LoV history.

Tyler said...

"you can have an aneurysm with any blood vessel I think"

Makes sense. Thanks Dr. Blue.

blue said...

thanks cumfast...did you know that kobe wants traded too?

Tyler said...

Hawpe signed for 3 years/$17.5 mill. Seems reasonable.

Tyler said...

"thanks cumfast...did you know that kobe wants traded too?"

Did you gloss over the "I know El P already reported this, but it's worth restating" part? Der...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tyler is irritable today.

He needs a new job.

blue said...

"Hawpe signed for 3 years/$17.5 mill. Seems reasonable."

if he ever learns to hit left handed pitching he'll be awesome

Steve said...

did tyler just break out an old school "Der"? yes...i believe he did.

El Padrino said...

Der is quality

El Padrino said...

i'm gonna assault my wife when i get home

blue said...

i was trying to find it but I couldn't. Somebody on LoV right after the giants beat the packers said something to the effect of "If Favre retires, how fitting is it that the NFL's all tim INT leader ends his career on an interception"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm gonna assault my dude when I get home. Or not.

Spaceman Spiff said...

not 'the birdman is back'



'its time for the birdman to fly(again)'

blue said...

um

blue said...

ok?

Spaceman Spiff said...

deke has a dude?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

It was a dick joke.

blue said...

yeah, birdman fly time

Beth said...

"I'm gonna assault my dude when I get home"

That really needs to be a TWSS, not a TWMS.

blue said...

i have another interview tomorrow morning...this time with an oil and gas company...that's the big timers

Tyler said...

Good point Spiff.

El Padrino said...

what the fuck do you do again
accountant?

blue said...

"what the fuck do you do again
accountant?"

yup

blue said...

and play a lot of online golf

Tyler said...

There are more peeps here today than last night so I'll ask this again. Who do I keep? Billingsly or Buchholz?

blue said...

.2384 rev

blue said...

email mills, he'll tell you the correct answer to your quandry Tyler

Tyler said...

And to revisit a topic from a couple of weeks ago, ESPN leagues don't have drag and drop, but they did change it and now it's almost as easy as drag and drop.

Tyler said...

Yeah, like I'm totally gonna ax Mills for his opinion.

blue said...

corbin?

Tyler said...

ESPIN has Billingsly ranked at #138 and Buchholz at #216.

blue said...

Mills would tell you to trade billingsly and bucholz to him for jeff weaver

blue said...

your argument that billingsly is guaranteed a spot in the rotation, is why you should keep him

Tyler said...

Yeah, I should probably just trust my gut and leave it as is (which would be keeping Billingsly).

Tyler said...

I just didn't know if I was being too much of a homer or not.

blue said...

bucholz will be their #5 guy at best, and who knows if he gets a tired arm again

blue said...

when in doubt, always stick with the home team

Tyler said...

"Mills would tell you to trade billingsly and bucholz to him for jeff weaver"

Yeah, and he'd defend that trade offer 'til death saying that it was totally fair and that I was a moron for declining.

El Padrino said...

Billingsly is the move

blue said...

you could always ask for mills' advice and then do the opposite

Tyler said...

Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking (about Bucholz), it's just I saw Billingsly kind of take a dive at the end of the season (I was actually at a game where he had a bad outing) so I hope he doesn't tank at the end of the season.

blue said...

and do you really want any redsawks on yer team?

El Padrino said...

"and do you really want any redsawks on yer team?"

Ortiz is goin to have a helluva season

blue said...

manny

blue said...

i'm loading up with all rockies and brewers this year

Tyler said...

I'm keeping Beckett. So do have one Sawx player.

Tyler said...

And that's pretty much my Sawx quota for the year.

blue said...

well yeah, beckett is nailz

Tyler said...

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Tyler said...

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