Thursday, March 13, 2008

I have the March Madness

I'm so ready for the tourney that I watched the Portland State - Northern Arizona game last night. Portland has this 5'6" PG who's really high energy. They'll lose in the first round pretty easy, but it'll be fun to watch.

From the shocking news department: Rocco Baldelli is on the DL.

Saw Kevin Durant in person on Tuesday. I was none too impressed. All he seemed to do was jack up a bunch of shots. And he looked really weird running. His shorts would ride up really far and he would look like John Stockton.

I cringe every time Kareem Rush takes a shot. He was 1-6 on jump shots. It was awful awful. And he's open on every shot.

The only women's basketball note I'll ever make...Colorado St., who is gawd-awful at 3-27 entered the Moutain West tourney up against the number 1 seed, Utah. Utah was 27-3 before the game and ranked 13th in the nation. CSU won going away, 60-52. All we can hope for now is that Colorado State wins out, and a basketball team that is +20 games under .500 makes the tourney.

Apparently the hefty lefty wasn't getting it done in Giant land. So they signed David Carr. Every team Carr is on sucks. It'll be fun to see how the giants fall apart.

I don't think I'll be able to adjust to just calling them the "Rays".

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Steve said...

Give me a break

ACC tourny starts today at noon, which means Steve will be doing 0 work for the next two days. Luckilly, my boss is a Duke alumnis, so he said we could bring in small tvs and radios.

Steve said...

Second man arrested in UNC murder

"He appeared to have a wound and a bruise on his right cheek at his court appearance."

hahahahahahahahahahah

Steve said...

Call Girl in governor sex case.

Pretty hot, although i still stand behind my no piece of ass is worth $2,500.00 philosophy. (except maybe Beth)

Steve said...

Thanks God, now we can all sleep at night

Steve said...

and an early morning linkage z.


today is gonna be a good day

Steve said...

Call Girl's MySpace page


I'm on fire.

tem said...

i'm not sure i want to break up the linking.

tem said...

"My hope is that we can get back to the normal school routine, especially since we are in the middle of taking the Connecticut mastery test."

tem said...

mastery test? wft?

tem said...

i would not pay $2,500 to hit that call girl.

i would pay $2,500 to hit Carrie Underwood.

Steve said...

"i would pay $2,500 to hit Carrie Underwood."


aggreed, i didn't think about celebrity tail. There are 4 or 5 i'd fork out the dough for.

tem said...

if you remove celeb tail then it would be a short short list of chicks i would pay that much for.

ToddPacker said...

comment

tem said...

i expected a 'funny' comment or an 'insightful' comment from tp today.

blue said...

"I cringe every time Kareem Rush takes a shot. He was 1-6 on jump shots. It was awful awful. And he's open on every shot."

yeah, there's a reason he's open on every shot, it's because he sucks

blue said...

funny comment

Beth said...

Insightful comment.

blue said...

$2500 is a lot of money for ass...

Steve said...

Call girl is a wanna be R&B singer. Just listened to her music, I hope she blows better than it did.

She'll probably end up getting a record deal out of this, or end up writing a book and selling it for 10 million.


bitch.

blue said...

that call girl has nice big fake breasts though, so she's got that going for her.

blue said...

yeah, her "music" came on when I pulled up her myspace page...she is not the next american idol

blue said...

rockets won

tem said...

i am tired and slightly hungover.

blue said...

broncos fired their GM right before the draft, that's probably not a smart play, unless you think he's going to draft shitty players, then it's smart

blue said...

too many cheerios?

tem said...

too few cheerios i guess.

tem said...

doesn't shanahan run the draft?

tem said...

it might have to do with all the beer i drank last night.

hungoverness and beer drinking seem to be correlated.

blue said...

"doesn't shanahan run the draft?"

pretty much, and I guess he didn't like the advice he was getting from the GM

blue said...

tem was wasting away in margaritaville?

tem said...

in stellaville.

tem said...

tequilla makes my clothes fall off.


nobody will get that because it is the lyrics to a country song.

except in the song it's "makes her clothes fall off"

blue said...

tequila does that

blue said...

stella artois

tem said...

roger that

blue said...

i guess EP is home again today

blue said...

I might apply for the broncos GM position. On my resume i'll put, "good at picking the best players in sandlot football games"

tem said...

that only works if you are 12.

you will have to say something like "finished top 3 in all my fantasy football leagues 6 years running."

tem said...

including one league where i was only allowed to draft people with the same starting letter for their first and last names.

tem said...

i wanted to wear a sweater to work today, but i guess none of my sweaters were clean.

bad times.

blue said...

oh that's a good one...i'll put a link to my yahoo trophy case that shows how I won in an 18 team league

tem said...

i went with dress shirt

blue said...

how do your sweaters get dirty?

did you do the smell test?

tem said...

yahoo! trophy case should get you the job.

or just put "will do whatever shanahan tells me to do"

tem said...

they might not be dirty.

they were not in the closet so i just assumed they were dirty.

maybe they were just hanging out in the kitchen or something.

El Padrino said...

i'll be back tw

with a vengeance

tem said...

is el pad sick or on strike?

or is he back at work now after skipping 2 days?

iamresurrected said...

yaaaaaawn. and shit.

tem said...

my boss keeps going in and out of his office but everytime he does shuts the door behind him.

either he is the new client #9 or he is hiring my replacement.

blue said...

EP is hiding out from the media because he's afraid his name will be implicated in the NY call girl scandal

Steve said...

looks like Spitzer is gonna be charged.

That's bullshit. He's lost his career, been disgraced, probably gonna be divorced.

That's enough.

No reason to add jail time and or probation for something that shouldn't be illegal to begin with.

Let it go, NY.

blue said...

isn't solicitation of a prostitute only a misdemeanor anyway? He'll pay a fine, and be on his way.

tem said...

EP = clients #1-8

tem said...

prostitution should be legal, regulated and taxed.

same with pot.

blue said...

prostitution is the "oldest profession"

tem said...

indeed.

blue said...

"prostitution should be legal, regulated and taxed."

it is...in certain counties in Nevada

tem said...

it should be like that everywhere.

tem said...

is there an age limit for how old you can be to buy(rent?) a prostitute?

i doubt a 5yr old can get one.

but 17? i dunno.

blue said...

"is there an age limit for how old you can be to buy(rent?) a prostitute?"

I think you have to be 18, since that is the legal age of consent or something...so if you were 15, even if you paid the lady, she could be charged with statutory rape.

Steve said...

I just looked up escorts services for Wilmington, NC.


not a lot of talen, most of them where old and/or gross.

blue said...

how do you get 800 dogs into a triple wide trailer home?

tem said...

they were small dogs.

tem said...

""This is the largest seizure that's happened in Pima County that I'm aware of," sheriff's Sgt. Terry Parish told the Tucson Citizen newspaper."


Sgt. Parish will have to check the archives to see if the other dog seizures had more than 800 at a time.

blue said...

Denver supposedly had a pretty good escort service scene a few years ago.

Steve said...

"The Human Society said in some cases more than a dozen dogs were found stuffed into a single crate."


horrible.

iamresurrected said...

our ghetto-ass mayor dropped the full on N-word in his State of the City address.

wowsers, Billy.

Steve said...

"our ghetto-ass mayor dropped the full on N-word in his State of the City address."

in what context?

iamresurrected said...

i hope the dog people get fired from their jobs and get a prison sentence.

it's only fair..

blue said...

that's detroit

blue said...

did he say that Detroit was a vagina friendly city?

iamresurrected said...

"in what context?"

Welcome, friends and diplomats from the great state of Michigan... ::seeing his boys in the front row:: OH WASSUP MY NIGGAZ!!

tem said...

state of the city address?

damn i am going to have to start giving state of stuff addresses.

blue said...

"i hope the dog people get fired from their jobs and get a prison sentence.

it's only fair.."

agreed...especially when you find out they're vietnamese and were raising these dogs to support their restaurant

tem said...

did he flash a gang sign?

iamresurrected said...

actually, he said in the last 30 days he's been called an Enn'y a bunch of times and in the last 3 days he's had more death threats than in his entire administration..

he was playing the race card like whoa. that's what happens when youre married and get caught banging one of your aides... steal money from the city.. kill prostitutes... rack up 200k in personal expenses and charge it to the city.. etc. when in doubt, play the race card.

iamresurrected said...

i think this is the 30th time he has played it.

iamresurrected said...

he would be a bad poker player. just wait around til he had Aces and such.

iamresurrected said...

power to the people zzzz

iamresurrected said...

and cap it off with a little Kwame-like intimidation..

tem said...

politicians are all retarded.

Steve said...

"Welcome, friends and diplomats from the great state of Michigan... ::seeing his boys in the front row:: OH WASSUP MY NIGGAZ!!"


i would actually vote for that guy.


"play the race card."

yea, we have a councilman here that has just been caught stealing hundreds of thousands dollars. He's playing the race card big time. He made a speech a few days ago talking about young african-americans need a role model in office...

dumbass

iamresurrected said...

i 2nd whoever said the stuff about politicians wives being retarded. bitch, you got played.

his wife actually came home one time and caught him with strippers in the house.. and she whooped their asses. then he had them killed (seriously, they both got shot to death). the one chick got hit like 18 times. they made sure.

then he was fucking his aide, which was in all these text msgs... and he lied about it all under oath.

niza pleeze.

iamresurrected said...

politics are fun.

iamresurrected said...

now im gonna back to not caring.

i just read up on this shit today.. apparently it has been going on since like 2002 or somethin..

Steve said...

how is he still in office iam?

Steve said...

I'm gonna run for office, steal a bunch of shit and then play my white/male/middle class card.

Steve said...

Has anybody seen that new Lewis Black show.

I watched it for the first time last night. Two thumbs up, if I had three it would be three.

blue said...

I like Lewis Black, but i'm not sure he has enough material to carry a show every week.

or is it every night, like the daily show?

tem said...

i did not watch it.

but lewis black is a funny man.

i chose not to watch it because it seemed like other people would be on it and talk more than him.

tem said...

i'd rather listen to him than some dude i never heard of.

Steve said...

"or is it every night, like the daily show?"

i'm not sure, i think it's weekly.

but it's not just him doing stand up. he brings on guest comics. It's kinda like a cross of the Daily Show and Saturday Night Live.

Steve said...

last night they had on two comics, one represented Oprah, one represented the Catholic church. They "debated" (with Lewis as the mediator) as to which one would destroy society first.

High Comedy.

tem said...

good concept, but i don't want to listen to people i never heard of debate anything.

iamresurrected said...

how is he still in office iam?"

this is what everybody is wondering. i think theyre having a meeting today to possibly kick him out. or ax the governor (dumb bitch) to kick him out. we'll see.

lewis black: saw him do standup... funny for the first 20 minutes.. not so funny for the last 30. he turned into just bitter old man rather than bitter old funny man. he needed to STFU about politics.

iamresurrected said...

in short bursts he is appreciated.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Good morning ladies

iamresurrected said...

oprah/church debate.. sounds effin hilarious (that effin is lookin at you, steve)

Steve said...

Lewis Black's: Root Of All Evil

"Expect adult language and material: The show was created by Scott Carter ("Real Time With Bill Maher") and "The Simpsons' " David Sacks."

tem said...

"in short bursts he is appreciated"

twss

tem said...

society has already been destroyed.

blue said...

destruction and mayhem are essential items

tem said...

"destruction and mayhem are essential items"

twss

tem said...

"Bob Huggins was just being honest with his West Virginia team during the final minutes of its Big East tournament opener.

"We were just trying to tell our guys that we've worked this hard, let's just go get a stop. Let's go do what we're supposed to do," the first-year coach with 613 wins said. "I thought we made them take hard shots.""

613 wins is a lot of wins to get in 1 year. i wonder why WVU isn't ranked. that has to be some sort of record for wins in 1 year.

blue said...

that is a lot of wins

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So my new fucking center fielder might have post-concussion syndrome because Carlos Beltran is moron

tem said...

who is your new center fielder?

blue said...

that's mike cameron for you

tem said...

hungry time.

JFreak said...

I like to wait until the squirrels are right outside my back door, then let my dog out to chase them away.

effin squirrels.

JFreak said...

When I did that this morning the squirrel almost got caught.

After he was up in a neighbors tree, he started hissing at me.

Apparently, he was pissed about the whole affair.

blue said...

squirrels provide an essential function to our eco-system...by chasing away the squirrels you are encouraging global warming...

JFreak said...

They can serve their purpose outside of my yard. Cretins.

Steve said...

Squirrels hiss?

Steve said...

if you wanna get rid of Squirrels' forget the dog, and buy you a cat.

JFreak said...

"Squirrels hiss?"

I guess it was more of screeching than hissing.

I thought it was a bird at first.

JFreak said...

Cats are atrocious.

blue said...

cats are more worthless than squirrels

Steve said...

"Cats are atrocious."

they annoy me as much as the next red-blooded man. but they can hunt.

Had a cat growing up. Man, he used to drag up snakes, birds, squirrls, bats, all kinds of animals. He'd leave them on our doorstep like a trophey. As cat's go, he was pretty cool

Steve said...

i'd leave for school, step over the dead Mole, pat him on the head..."good boy"

blue said...

steve ♥s cats

JFreak said...

"squirrls, bats, all kinds of animals. He'd leave them on our doorstep like a trophey."

I'm not sure how, but it appears that the missing 'e' from squirrels jumped over 13 words into trophy.

An amazing feat, no doubt.

iamresurrected said...

i laugh

blue said...

chortle

blue said...

Jim Carrey dressed as Horton hears a who on american idol last night, made my stomach churn...i like his movies, but hate him as a person/interview

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Jim Carrey dressed as Horton hears a who on american idol last night"

He dressed as the entire cast of characters?

iamresurrected said...

welcome to the nitpicky part of the relationship. soon we will be sleeping in separate beds.

tem said...

separate beds is nice.

Steve said...

I'd like to give a shout out to my body Jason. He's in China for two weeks completing his Masters. He just sent me this 1 line email:

"Just got laid in China biatch! Mission accomplished."

Steve said...

*boy

tem said...

that is 2 lines.

tem said...

at least here it is.

Steve said...

This guy is so toast.

Steve said...

So lets round up the stupidity of this cat:

1) Killed a Duke graduate earlier in the year
2) Killed a UNC grad with the same gun
3) Used UNC grads ATM card at ATM while in UNC grads car
4) Used UNC grads ATM at convenient store.



He ain't exactly Lex Luther.

iamresurrected said...

kryptonite is key

tem said...

he was smart enough to get the PIN number at least.

blue said...

"He dressed as the entire cast of characters?"

yes, because he's jim carrey and he can do that

tem said...

17yr old.

Hopefully they have enough brains to try him as an adult.

tem said...

jim carrey can change outfits really quickly.

didn't anyone here watch The Mask?

tem said...

sad day in the office today.

some dude died from that pancreatic cancer stuff. he hung on for like 3 years longer than they thought he would.

RIP some dude.

Steve said...

"Hopefully they have enough brains to try him as an adult."


amen

blue said...

pancreatic cancer is horrible

blue said...

then again, there really aren't any types of good cancer...except maybe skin cancer that is gay

tem said...

pancreatic cancer is circle of lov.

Steve said...

RIP Some Dude *pours some Mt Dew out*

blue said...

"didn't anyone here watch The Mask?"

I have not, in fact, seen this movie

tem said...

blue logic:

skin cancer = good

skin cancer = gay

gay = good


???

blue said...

having skin cancer is gay, because it's not real cancer

tem said...

cameron diaz was in the mask.

i recall her looking pretty hot in that movie.

blue said...

Pac-10 Poon must have problems in bed because they are consistently getting messages in their email for enhancement products or to achieve better results in bed.

tem said...

i just got spam email on my work email about alba sucking someone off.

JFreak said...

skin cancer is real cancer.

stupid blue.

tem said...

i was tempted to click on it, but figured there was a 0% chance i would actually get to see alba at all.

JFreak said...

"i just got spam email on my work email about alba sucking someone off."

i got that same e-mail this morning.

Steve said...

blue's gay skin cancer logic is making my head hurt.

it's like watching a puppy run into a sliding glass door. you feel like you should help, but it's just so damn funny

tem said...

or if i did it would not be jessica alba, but her brother or something.

blue said...

"skin cancer is real cancer"

no it's not

tem said...

"i got that same e-mail this morning."

maybe they sent it to everyone.

blue said...

"she died from cancer"

"oh really, what kind"

"skin cancer"

uncontrollable laughter

JFreak said...

fuck you blue.

tem said...

bible seems to indicate that skin cancer is in fact a real kind of cancer.

Steve said...

now if you get skin cancer, and leave for work two hours later, will it be cured in the time warp that puts you at work 3 hours earlier?

tem said...

yeah but you'll just get it again in an hour.

you can't stop the cancer.

blue said...

"i'm really drained from my cancer treatments"

"what kind of cancer do you have?"

"skin cancer"

uncontrollable laughter

blue said...

"The Rockets have won 20 games straight," Dikembe Mutombo sang to nobody in particular. "All the critics can kiss my black ass."

deke is in a jovial mood

tem said...

blhitler hates skin cancer and colored folk.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I mocked my dad when he had skin cancer. He milked so much that the was on the shelf for a couple months.

What a woman

blue said...

see, meiz knows what i'm talking about

tem said...

***wall

blue said...

***lunch time

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This is quite the wall

Steve said...

Doesn't look like Georgetown is handling Villa as easily as they should be

Steve said...

nevermind, just jumped up 15

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This is awkward

blue said...

what the hell happened to you guyz?

iamresurrected said...

somebody entertain me

Steve said...

YES!!!!!!

Western Michigan beat Eastern Michigan!!

Seriously, i bet even the people in Michigan could care less.

blue said...

directional michigan wars are always intriguing

Steve said...

stupid South Carolina. they where up by 12 against LSU with 2 minutes to go. let them creep back to within two. LSU fouls the only senior on SC with 5 sec left...he misses them both. they still win, but what a douche.


SC has always been the ugly little step sister anyhow.

iamresurrected said...

westside, motherfucker!

Steve said...

they used to be in the ACC, but we found out they where a little girly-man school and we kicked them out.

tem said...

slow day for sure.

wft

tem said...

gamecocks is a terrible name.

iamresurrected said...

now i'm being put to little "tests". i dont like this whole "more responsibility" bullshit. i'd rather sulk and never go anywhere.

maybe play the race card too.

iamresurrected said...

i'm draggin this bitch to 200 like a caveman taking home his conquest

iamresurrected said...

i've deliberately avoided contacting anyone from hike skool on myspace, but once one of em finds you.. shit is ova'.

JFreak said...

I don't think you can do it.

blue said...

"they used to be in the ACC, but we found out they where a little girly-man school and we kicked them out"

or they realized that football is king and moved to the SEC..because it's the SEC

iamresurrected said...

i dont think so either. tps is being a high priced whore and changing previously agreed on monies while i am sprung. bitch is trying to blue ball me.

iamresurrected said...

but by tmrw, it will be at 200.

Steve said...

"or they realized that football is king and moved to the SEC..because it's the SEC"


naaaaa, Clemson was supposed to go with them, but they backed out at the last minute. They knew a winner when they saw one.

Steve said...

now we have Central Michigan.


so that's Western, Central, and Eastern.

iam, your state doesn't have much of an imagination.

Steve said...

West Virginia, Connecticut


could be looking at our first upset.

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