Friday, March 14, 2008

Gnome in South America is terrorizing kids

Stuff doesn't work on my computer. I gotta call a tech i guess.
Fun.

#1 seeds should be UCLA, NC, Memphis, Ten
if Duke wins the ACC tourney then I would have them knocking NC down to a 2.
Unfortunetely.

Janet said that's the way love goes.

Michigan might win the Big Ten tourney. So might WVU (Big East). But I don't think neither will happen.

My email is down. He has to timbuktu into my computer. This will end badly.

Clark Duncan reminds me of Shaq in The Green Mile. Speaking of that character I wish he would suck this shit out of me, still not feeling my oats. Whatever that means.

I think I'm going to name my next kid something totally opposite of my ethnicity. For instance if I have a boy I'm leaning towards Jamal. Just to fuck with the world. Could you imagine a teacher on the first day of school, Jamal *********, and a little white boy says "Here" in a meek first day of school scared voice, and she looks up at him and huffs..... When your name is called say here! And Jamal says "here" again. Bewilderedment ensues.

Or a girl, name her fucking Uniqua or Prama (Indian, not Indian like the ones that Columbus porked but the other one). That would be fun.

Tomorrow is Saturday ANNNNNNND our LOV beisbol draft. Don't forget.



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blue said...

time to swithch it up with the nuggets logo

tem said...

for the record I don't think Pac Man got in trouble once while at WVU.

or at least actually got arrested.

i am shocked that the cops actually arrested devine. no fucking way they knew who he was.

handling it internally meant coach stew told devine "umm dumbass, just say you are the star RB for the football team and they will let you go about your business."

tem said...

that is the nuggets logo?

blue said...

that's their logo on the middle of the court

blue said...

it's not as gay as the mountain and the word nuggets

Jugdish said...

It should be a logo with a set of nuts.

like truck nuts or something.

El Padrino said...

it should chicken mc nuggets

tem said...

it might be as gay as the mountain.

it is pretty damn gay.

blue said...

whatever undermaj, you're gay, not as gay as a pirate with an eyepatch, but still gay

iamresurrected said...

you should rock the logo from when Dikembe was there.

blue said...

the nuggets logo will only be here until they are eliminated from the playoffs, so probably for another week or so

blue said...

"you should rock the logo from when Dikembe was there"

I couldn't find that one

blue said...

i thought about using their ABA logo

iamresurrected said...

aba logo is the way to go

El Padrino said...

aba all the way

iamresurrected said...


nuzets


this page has both the rainbow one and the dikembe-beating-the-sonics one

iamresurrected said...

also has one with a puerto rican flag behind it..

El Padrino said...

GOLD $1002 an ounce

El Padrino said...

use the Alex English one

blue said...

old skool

iamresurrected said...

in honor of march madness

iamresurrected said...

that is hotness

blue said...

G-Mac

iamresurrected said...

jesus loves the little chitlins

ToddPacker said...

can't wait for the NIT to start

El Padrino said...

The mayor of Scranton

awesome link

El Padrino said...

tp in shock

ToddPacker said...

"tp in shock"

not really... i said yesterday that i had a bad feeling about the 'bama game

ToddPacker said...

tps time....

iamresurrected said...

that was a pretty wroof'less quote by Billy D. hatin on his own team.

iamresurrected said...

he's pissed his best recruit was white

iamresurrected said...

and looks like vanilla ice

iamresurrected said...

his hair looks like a white Kid'n'Play.

blue said...

I wonder if billy dee ever watches Dwight Howard on TV and thinks..."damn, i fucked up"

iamresurrected said...

the florida can munch my balls z

iamresurrected said...

r u fucking kidding me?

blue said...

i'm planning on getting mighty drunk tonight

El Padrino said...

DAD OF THE YEAR

Steve said...

some french paparazzi dude got his ass kicked by Nicole Kidman's bodyguard, here is a website quote:

"The paparazzi is French, as you tell by his queer accent and the way his defense is based around pleading for mercy and crying."

awesome

blue said...

he's teaching his kids how to survive on the mean streets

Steve said...

cat killing?


what the hell is wrong people.

El Padrino said...

steve's a cat guy

Steve said...

Why is Flordia always fucked up?

tem said...

RIP Boots

Steve said...

"steve's a cat guy"


this is untrue, i make one nice comment about a cat i used to have that killed shit, and all of sudden I'm labeled a "cat guy"

the shame

El Padrino said...

i have list as long as a trctor trailer for reasons why not to live in florida

that one is up there

tem said...

Boots did not deserve to be stabbed by drunk dad.

blue said...

the democratic party fucked up when they negated the validity of michigan and florida's primaries...if there isn't a do over, i could see all kinds of lawsuits...

politics is evil

Steve said...

blue, that picture looks suspiciously like a rainbow picture.

blue said...

good point steve...the 80's denver nuggets seemed to promote gay pride

blue said...

that's it, i'm settling for the ABA logo

JFreak said...

"i'm planning on getting mighty drunk tonight"

as deke would say, don't miss the draft.

JFreak said...

"the democratic party fucked up when they negated the validity of michigan and florida's primaries..."

Well...it's the states own faults. They were told not to move their primaries before super tuesday and they did it anyway. There has to be some kind of punishment.

tem said...

i should start researching for that draft.

tem said...

politics is dumb.

Steve said...

I'm already tired of hearing about the governor's whore.



I think i'm gonna create a news site, like cnn or msnbc (hell, I'll just link to their stories) but, I'm gonna make it customizeble. so if you get tired of hearing about a certain subject you can block it.

tem said...

"so if you get tired of hearing about a certain subject you can block it."

my news page would be either totally blank or just have nip slips.

blue said...

steve is going to create the shamford of news blogs

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hello gals

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

"Hello gals"

the weaz and corb are not here

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem is already HUNGRY?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

WFT.

All the rich stay at home moms around here go on Spring Break? What the fuck is that shit?

A break from what? Being responsible and raising your fucking children? Its such hard work, that now for 2 weeks you're gonna dump the kids on poor old Guadalupe's hands?

Seriously, I wish someone would blow up Mequon, River Hills, Fox Point, & Bayside.

El Padrino said...

the real housewives

mo money mo problems

JFreak said...

not all of mequon is bad.

i can't speak on the other towns you mentioned.

El Padrino said...

did we cover why simmons was at that funeral?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

These bitches have no problems. They have ZERO responsibility

JFreak said...

hmm, erin andrews is at the big 10 tourney...

i might have to look into some tickets.

blue said...

bayside is where zack morris went to school

JFreak said...

she's wearing some kind of smock.

it's a no go.

blue said...

"did we cover why simmons was at that funeral?"

i brought it up yesterday but it was kind of glossed over.

it seems sleazy to me

El Padrino said...

strange fo sho

iamresurrected said...

he is douchetastic

Jugdish said...

good article

iamresurrected said...

"i care about inner-city youth!"

blue said...

he sheds tears for todays troubled athletes.

Steve said...

LETS GO FLORDIA STATE!!!!

Steve said...

YOU CAN DOOOOO IT!

iamresurrected said...

anybody ever watch stuff on espn360.com?

i am guessing im gonna be blocked.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm sleazy

El Padrino said...

cant here iam

blue said...

yeah, 360 takes some software that I don't have on my work computer

blue said...

"I'm sleazy"

TWSS

Steve said...

UNC in on track to score 70 points. if they keep this up, FSU will have a legitimate chance.


of course, I'm really really reaching here...

blue said...

"of course, I'm really really reaching here..."

TWSS

El Padrino said...

we suck

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

gnuer

JFreak said...

UNC uses Sporting News as a qualifier for retiring their jerseys but not sports illustrated.

sporting news doesn't even have a paper publication anymore, do they?

JFreak said...

I had taco bell.

It was good.

JFreak said...

The entirity of my time watching the UNC-FSU game the announcers have talked about how great Tyler Hansborough is.

I think I might hate him.

Dude will be sitting on the bench, not doing anything and they are still just spewing sunshine about him.

JFreak said...

Dick sporting goods commericals annoy me.

Might be because the local sports chain, Galayans, built this huge, tax-exempt center, plus had local funding, then they got bought out by Dick's and closed the huge store they built.

JFreak said...

I just saw a blue jay outside.

it wasn't roy halladay.

JFreak said...

i traded ronny cedeno and jon lieber for jon lester.

i don't think real life boston would make that trade.

JFreak said...

Learn about non sequitur.

JFreak said...

I hope Wisconsin doesn't go too far in the tourney.

Low scoring games are generally boring.

JFreak said...

Seats for the night session of the Big 10 tourney today are like 100$ for upper deck.

For Pacer games it's about 5-20 bucks.

JFreak said...

I haven't played Assassin's Creed for a while.

It's a fun game.

JFreak said...

Draggin this whore kicking and screaming

JFreak said...

to

JFreak said...

madness.

JFreak said...

Michigan scored all of 34 points.

That's very little.

El Padrino said...

nice run

JFreak said...

The Rock Band drums seem so sad when you aren't playing them.

JFreak said...

51-34

That's an awful score.

Wisconsin seems like a good/nice enough team. But I really don't want to see a bunch of games like that.

JFreak said...

Big 10 is on ESPN.

ACC is on ESPN2.

ergo

Big 10 > ACC

El Padrino said...

jeaz-a-loo not Texas!

Jon Heyman at SI.com reports that Johan Santana was very close to becoming a Texas Ranger before being dealt to the Mets....

JFreak said...

IUPUI is likely going to become the 4th team ever to get 26 wins and not make the NCAA tourney.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What was being said about Michigan & the Big10 tournament? I don't think so.

JFreak said...

If he doesn't declare for the draft this summer, you'll hear a lot about George Hill next fall. He won player of the year in the Summit league, and it wouldn't be suprising if he won again next year.

El Padrino said...

i added something to today's post

JFreak said...

I'm really excited to read it.

El Padrino said...

"What was being said about Michigan & the Big10 tournament? I don't think so."

if you are referring to me i said i didnt think it would happen

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I enjoy Non Sequitur

El Padrino said...

no readin involved

just teabaggery

JFreak said...

I saw your addition.

It was great.

El Padrino said...

teabaggery is a new word i made up
also bewileredment is a new word

i own them

El Padrino said...

last week's SI was hansbrough
i threw it in the garbage WITHOUT OPENING IT

NS

JFreak said...

As long as we're clowin' on Paulus, let me add something.

Paulus taking a charge.

JFreak said...

"teabaggery is a new word i made up
also bewileredment is a new word

i own them"

neither of those are new words.

JFreak said...

uh...

clowin' = clownin'

El Padrino said...

whoever buys a green st. patty's day jersey should be bludgeoned to death with a bottle of frozen water

*looking in your direction rev

El Padrino said...

loved it freak

El Padrino said...

and what makes you the authority on new words?

JFreak said...

I've heard them before.

They are therefore not new.

JFreak said...

"whoever buys a green st. patty's day jersey should be bludgeoned to death with a bottle of frozen water"

I have a cousin who was born on St. Patty's day.

Is he allowed to get one?

iamresurrected said...

hotness down the hall makes me want to go into an empty cubicle and abuse myself.

El Padrino said...

you've never heard teabaggery

El Padrino said...

and no, cousin is not allowed

El Padrino said...

do it iam

JFreak said...

Duke flops

JFreak said...

"you've never heard teabaggery"

now that i think of it, i probably haven't. got it confused with douchebaggery.

but i have heard bewilderment before.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

He said BewilderEDment

JFreak said...

no, he said, "bewileredment" which really isn't anything.

El Padrino said...

deke got it

Steve said...

fucking FSU. can't do anything right.

JFreak said...

well then you're just dumb.

Steve said...

Allow Me

JFreak said...

Your need to make a word that's already acceptable in past tense more past tense leaves me in a state of bewilderment.

El Padrino said...

hhahaa

a youtube duke war

El Padrino said...

"Bewilderedment ensues"

original text

Steve said...

"If we come out and play hard I don't think Duke will be able to stop us." Lewis Clinch, after beating Virginia



hahahahahah

Steve said...

fucking football schools

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I currently have a personal record amount of money in my bank account right now. We'll see how long that lasts.

El Padrino said...

congrats mizzzze
keep it there, it's scary out there today

Steve said...

hey meiz, i gotta birdge i'll sell ya...

El Padrino said...

Good call Richard Gere, you fucking asshole.
Go there now, live there now.

" Fed up Tibetans setting fires in capital "

Steve said...

"Richard Gere"?

Steve said...

did i miss a link?

El Padrino said...

that faggot along with most of hollywood "adopt" these third world countries and say shit like, well "usa could learn somthing from a place like Tibet"

fuck liberals and liberal hollywood cocksuckers like richard gere, posing for usa today with monks and fucking basket balancing gooks

El Padrino said...

end temrant

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JFreak said...

stupid range rover driver

tem said...

temrants are great

El Padrino said...

tibet fires

El Padrino said...

hey in the comercial the Range Rover drives through that

Steve said...

rangerover driver is some funny shit



Something like that happened to me in college. me and a buddy where drunk as hell riding our bike late night (early in the morning) i was heading down a hill, and there was a lake at the bottom. The lake was covered in moss/algae so at night it looked like grass.

Splash!!!

iamresurrected said...

fucking basket balancing gooks

omg lol?

Steve said...

Tibet keeps fukcing around and China is gonna send in the big boys.


It ain't like riots in the US where police/national guard "play nice". The Chinese will go in, shoot anything that moves, and be out before breakfast.

JFreak said...

Time for some 2k8.

JFreak said...
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JFreak said...

It's as simple as something that nobody knows that her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes on the feet of a queen of the hearts of the cards and her feet are all covered with tar balls and scars.

iamresurrected said...

return of the eracist

iamresurrected said...

looks like TN is in a close one..

iamresurrected said...

watching ball games this way (page refreshes) makes me want to physically harm someone.

iamresurrected said...

a this place has been eaten by the shark z

blue said...

why is freak singing jack johnson songs?

blue said...

Idaho did not advance in the WAC tourney...i know you were all concerned.

El Padrino said...

"Time for some 2k8."

some notes freak...good and bad

Double plays, alot more crashing into the 2basemen, no jumping but instead sliding to the left and throwing to first

Less home run robbing

notice a strike one game may be different the second game, different ump, different strike zone

diving seems harder because of the trigger button

home plate collisions, more often

when your playing the phillies, at times, jon miller impersonates harry kalas

that's all i got

El Padrino said...

it's ok iam, it's not raacist

blue said...

bruce bowen is a little bitch

great way to end a consecutive starts streak

Steve said...

choked

blue said...

another non-keith day...rip keith s

Steve said...

Miami/VT: 23/27 at half.

I'm almost glad i'm not home to watch it.

JFreak said...

"Double plays, alot more crashing into the 2basemen"

that's annoying.

blue said...

this has been a down year for CBB

JFreak said...

I find it strange that Milwaukee has two professional althetes named C. Villenueva.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So I should get 2k8?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I find it strange that Milwaukee has two professional althetes named C. Villenueva."


Yes. Carlos goes by "Charile NewHouse" or "Chuck NewHouse" or "Chaz"


Charlie goes by CV-because he sucks.

JFreak said...

The only thing that's worse than last year is swinging. Everything else has improved.

But then again, swinging is pretty important.

I haven't played the show yet, so can't say which is better.

El Padrino said...

"The moderate consumption of alcohol, including beer, is associated with a decreased risk of cardiac disease, stroke and cognitive decline"

drink away boys!

blue said...

"But then again, swinging is pretty important."

TWKS

JFreak said...

One other thing that's an annoyance.

All the script is terribly small.

I can't imagine trying to read it on a standard set.

El Padrino said...

oh i just adjust my tv to another picture

iamresurrected said...

this day is lagging like a bitch.

iamresurrected said...

and now im gettin gassy. theyre gonna feel the brunt of it.

iamresurrected said...

MSU/OSU: 5 minutes into the 2nd half, score is 4-2. college kids suck.

El Padrino said...

WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF JP MORGAN NOW OENS BEAR STEARNS

SAD SAD DAY MY FRIENDS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't know what that means

blue said...

i'm not sad about bear stearns

JFreak said...

"I don't know what that means"

seconded.

El Padrino said...

Bear Stearns

blue said...

the way i see it, you mess with the bull sometimes you get the horns

blue said...

you guys really need to brush up on your corporate finance knowledge

El Padrino said...

my thinking is Jp Morgan Chase will end up merging with Bear at a larger stake than 50/50, something like 70/30

it's a rough market guys

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"you guys really need to brush up on your corporate finance knowledge"

No thanks

El Padrino said...

bear had alot of assets backed by mortgages, in fact they are one o the world leaders in mortgage backed debts/securites

when they subprime hit the fan they lost a hole lot of escarole
then liquidity problems surfaced and threw the chain of events i linked into motion

blue said...

that comment was supposed to be in gest meiz

El Padrino said...

52 week high in the stock is like $159, it's now $30

down $26 today alone....

iamresurrected said...

wah wah wah wah wah

iamresurrected said...

i got the 200th comment

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