Thursday, March 27, 2008

Fire Joe Morgan

Yeah, so instead of thinking about/planning something to write about, I've been reading posts from firejoemorgan.com. And it was well worth it. Better than reading the rest of this post.

Hmm, sweet 16 starts today right? I suppose I should mention that.

Locks: UNC over Wash St., UCLA over Western Kentucky, Kansas over 'Nova
Upsets: Michigan State over Memphis, Davidson over Wisconsin, West Virginia over Xavier
The other games I haven't mentioned: Tennessee over Louisville, Texas over Stanford

Go with those picks. You will not lose*.


I don't even remember what this video is about, but I put it here a few days ago. It must be good.
Asian drums



This next video is kind of creepy, yet very intriguing.



*You will not lose, but the teams might.

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JFreak said...

BAM!

Return of the H said...

I'm here. My plague is fading thankfully. Two days out of work, and I'm wasting time by posting here. I'm a model of inefficiency...

Beth said...

"I'm a model of inefficiency..."

In other words, you fit right in at LOV.

iamresurrected said...

mornin', breasticles!

Beth said...

Geez Iam, don't talk to H that way, that's not nice.

Return of the H said...

something like that Beth ;-)

Return of the H said...

I don't mind, I have nice manboobs...or moobs if you will.

iamresurrected said...

he's just husky.

tem said...

he can have manboobs and get good tail because he is in a band.

iamresurrected said...

Sir, you were a great, great man!

Return of the H said...

"he can have manboobs and get good tail because he is in a band."

That's about the long and short of it tem.

Return of the H said...

we could use a triangle or cowbell tem, if you want in.

Beth said...

So H, what's the order that you've seen that women want to sleep with band members. I'd guess it's lead singer, lead guitarist, drummer, and then all the rest are tied. Am I close?

iamresurrected said...

Beth knows the ranks. Usually with 'the rest' though, right?

Am i close?

iamresurrected said...

;-)

tem said...

i could do cowbell.

tem said...

i could do triangle too.

too bad that would be quite a commute for shows.

Return of the H said...

actually Beth, that's about dead on. Figures you would get that right...

Beth said...

Just a pure guess of course... :-)

blue said...

tem, how was the suessical musical?

Return of the H said...

"too bad that would be quite a commute for shows."

well consider the offer on the table if you ever find yourself in the area

Return of the H said...

"Just a pure guess of course... :-)"

yea and I'm not fat, just big boned...

Tyler said...

So you're saying that Keytarists don't crush pussy?

Tyler said...

"well consider the offer on the table if you ever find yourself in the area"

I think everyone on this board has said made that offer to Beth at some point.

Return of the H said...

"I think everyone on this board has said made that offer to Beth at some point"

except I was talking to tem. and that's just creepy.

Tyler said...

Today is Friday because I've got tomorrow off. God Bless Cesar Chavez.

tem said...

"tem, how was the suessical musical?"

one of the kids cried through the whole movie and the other kid's favorite character was the gayest/girliest character in the movie. both kids are boys.

the movie itself was funny then boring for about 30 minutes then funny then boring for 40 minutes then it was over.

also there were no MILFs at the movie.

it was nice to remember that dr. suess rhymes are awesome. it was horton hears a who though, not the musical thing.

all in all it was 0.5 helmet stickers out of 5.

blue said...

beth never comes to Denver

Return of the H said...

besides, I wouldn't proposition Beth, I'm not a lawyer.

Tyler said...

Oops. It's six o'clock in the morning H, what I am supposed to do, actually READ comments?

tem said...

i will play triangle if i am ever within 100mi of boston or whereever it is that you play.

blue said...

oh, there was no singing? I thought all cartoons had singing

Tyler said...

0.5 helmet stickers sounds about right.

Beth said...

"besides, I wouldn't proposition Beth, I'm not a lawyer"

That shouldn't affect your propositioning me, just whether I might accept. :-)

Tyler said...

H, do you have room for a keytar player. I'll buy one and try and learn how to play it.

Return of the H said...

"That shouldn't affect your propositioning me, just whether I might accept. :-)"

I don't believe in wasting time or energy. ;-)

Tyler said...

Hmmmm. Both Guitar Center and Musician's Friend returned back zero hits for my Keytar search. It might be tougher to find one than I thought.

Return of the H said...

"H, do you have room for a keytar player. I'll buy one and try and learn how to play it."

How 80's.

a couple weeks ago, we actually played a split night with an 80's band. Yes, they had a keytar. And shockingly, no women paid attention to him after the show. it was quite amusing. He was very committed to the 80's look, mullet and all...

Return of the H said...

can u actually imagine an LOV band? That would be a weird tour for sure.

Return of the H said...

who would be the first one to a show to be cancelled due to an alcohol/drug binge?

Tyler said...

If you play in an 80's band and you play the keytar, you HAVE to rock a mullet.

Return of the H said...

natty?

Return of the H said...

blocked and premature. ouch.

Tyler said...

"who would be the first one to a show to be cancelled due to an alcohol/drug binge?"

Meiz.

Return of the H said...

"If you play in an 80's band and you play the keytar, you HAVE to rock a mullet."

I concur. But there was no crushing to be done by this man.

Tyler said...

Damn. Keytars are expensive. $300-1400 on eBay. That's a lot of money for pussy-repellant.

blue said...

keytar is underrated

ToddPacker said...

"crushing" is funny

Return of the H said...

"Damn. Keytars are expensive. $300-1400 on eBay. That's a lot of money for pussy-repellant."

agreed.

Tyler said...

I gotta get ready for work. Peace.

tem said...

"oh, there was no singing? I thought all cartoons had singing"

there was a song at the end.

ToddPacker said...

re: LoV Band

kod would rock the keytar

tem said...

they sang that "i can't fight this feeling anymore" song.

Beth said...

"who would be the first one to a show to be cancelled due to an alcohol/drug binge?"

For alcohol I'd agree that it'd probably be Meiz, but if for drugs I'd bet on Steve.

Of course iam would be most likely to pull a Syd Barrett.

ToddPacker said...

nice Syd Barrett reference, beth

tem said...

would we get to play behind chickenwire and get in a bar fight?

Beth said...

I wasn't sure how many people would get that one TP, but I just recently saw a special on him on VH-1 so couldn't resist.

Return of the H said...

I thought iam had already pulled a Syd Barrett...

El Padrino said...

they give tyler a day off for illegals?

Return of the H said...

"would we get to play behind chickenwire and get in a bar fight?"

Only if Dalton was there to lay the smack down.

blue said...

kod could also be the guy who got the show cancelled due to drug and alcohol binges

El Padrino said...

whoever is lurking and bets or not lurking and secretely bets, take the 12 points in the UCLA game
the hilltoppers can shoot the basketball

blue said...

i mean, he's the only one (that has admitted it) that has smoked crack here.

blue said...

WKY has lost only one game all year by double digit points...UCLA is not playing well, the 12 points is a steal

ToddPacker said...

the counting crows were on stern this AM... i'm not a fan, but they played a really good acoustic version of "round here"... the lead singer guy was on some serious drugs

ToddPacker said...

"UCLA is not playing well, the 12 points is a steal"

wky might even beat ucla

El Padrino said...

i absolutely love that song

NS

ToddPacker said...

"i mean, he's the only one (that has admitted it) that has smoked crack here"

i forgot about kod's crack story

ToddPacker said...

stern went over the list of chicks the lead singer has been with... that dude has done some "crushing" in his day

El Padrino said...

i'm sure he has

blue said...

duritz has some serious mental health issues as well

Return of the H said...

"stern went over the list of chicks the lead singer has been with... that dude has done some "crushing" in his day"

Kate Hudson is on that list.

El Padrino said...

"When you've a moment please ring me by telephone."

I just got an email from UK that said that

El Padrino said...

they are always so proper
and since i know the guy who sent the email i replied like this

Aight.

El Padrino said...

"Kate Hudson is on that list"

she's on every list

tem said...

"Only if Dalton was there"

who is dalton?

tem said...

is dalton the monkey from those movies?

Beth said...

Tem has not seen Road House.

Return of the H said...

"she's on every list"

I'd like her to be on my list. I need to get famous...

tem said...

"ring me by telephone."

how else do you ring someone? by temgagement?

blue said...

This is how Tyler trolls for chicks

Beth said...

Blue, I don't live in LA but for a chance at $6k per month I just emailed that guy my pics. :-)

ToddPacker said...

"is dalton the monkey from those movies?"


i thought the movie tem was talking about was the blues brothers

tem said...

i have not seen road house.

ToddPacker said...

gonna take tomorrow off... hitting up a spring training game

tem said...

i should post something like that, but with $60 a month instead of $6K.

ToddPacker said...

the torre pic on the front page of espn is strange

blue said...

"Blue, I don't live in LA but for a chance at $6k per month I just emailed that guy my pics. :-)"

I read that posting as "i want pictures of hot chicks because i'm poor and lonely and if i pretend to be a high roller women will send me pictures of themselves"

ToddPacker said...

"I read that posting as "i want pictures of hot chicks because i'm poor and lonely and if i pretend to be a high roller women will send me pictures of themselves"

kind of like p10p

Beth said...

"I read that posting as "i want pictures of hot chicks because i'm poor and lonely and if i pretend to be a high roller women will send me pictures of themselves"

Oh it's clearly that, but I bet the guy posting it figures any woman who'd seriously consider such an arrangement is probably too dumb to see it for what it is.

blue said...

"kind of like p10p"

exactly

tem said...

you mean it might not be legit?

blue said...

it's a good idea by that guy though.

I thought about that in my college days, taking out an ad looking for women to make pornographic movies with other women, but decided I wasn't an entrepeneur....i coulda been Joe Francis

blue said...

plus the fact that the women in North Idaho probably wouldn't have made me much money in the porn industry.

Beth said...

"I thought about that in my college days, taking out an ad looking for women to make pornographic movies with other women"

Oh yeah, no woman would've seen thru that scam...

"Ummm, our studio is being used today, you don't mind making the movie in this dorm room do you?"

tem said...

jeebus i have a lot of injuries on fnba this year.

tem said...

"Oh yeah, no woman would've seen thru that scam..."

some would have, but some would not have.

tem said...

some women are just really fucking dumb.

you know it.

i know it.

they don't know it.

tem said...

oh and a big FUCK YOU to the yahoo! can't cut list.

Shawn Marion hasn't played in the last 7 games or so, but I can't cut him.

Beth said...

"some women are just really fucking dumb"

And they give the rest of us a bad name.

Wait, maybe I'M one of those women and just don't realize it...

blue said...

you did send him your pictures

Beth said...

Yeah, but I was smart, I asked for SEVEN thousand dollars a month.

blue said...

yeah, you only sent the topless photos, no full nudity until you get paid

Beth said...

Damn, I wish I'd have thought of that!

Keith S said...

"i absolutely love that song"

That is my favorite Counting Crows song

tem said...

who is keith?

where is I ♥ gators?

El Padrino said...

one day bet i thought

blue said...

weasel

tem said...

it was a one day bet.

tem said...

i just miss the classic mspaint skillz.

tem said...

wall

El Padrino said...

WKY +12
Xavier at a pick em'
Over 142 in the UNC/Wazzu game
Vols +2

these are your plays today

tem said...

"Xavier at a pick em'"

thank you

blue said...

my interview yesterday went well...i may not be qualified enough for the position though. We shall see

blue said...

over is an insane play

blue said...

insane

tem said...

"my interview yesterday went well..."

you always say this.

then never get the job.

tem said...

what industry is this job in?

blue said...

"you always say this"

i've had offers on 2 of the 4 jobs i've interviewd for, just turned them down..and was very close on the 3rd one

tem said...

"you always say this" is still correct.

blue said...

"what industry is this job in?"

insurance...like i said before though, it depends on what they decide to do with the position as to whether i'd be qualified enough.

tem said...

quick meeting, then lunch.
HUNGRY.

will be looking forward to finding out what industry the job is in.

tem said...

oh it is the insurance one.

tem said...

i thought you already got mutumboed on that one.

blue said...

I did say that one interview went poorly, and one of the ones I turned down, i thought the company was low-class

blue said...

i'm running out of excuses as to why i have to take long lunches or leave early, or come in late.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

A) High top fade guy was a turnover machine last night.

B) Try playing golf with ear plugs in. There's a reason those guys don't do it. Its hard as fuck

blue said...

the golf discussion last night, keith was dead on....when you're at the muni course and there are cars driving by and people talking around you, you learn to tune that out (plus, you're not playing for millions of dollars)...but when it's deathly quiet and a camera snaps, it sounds like a gunshot

blue said...

did you get your sign on TV meiz?

JFreak said...

"A) High top fade guy was a turnover machine last night."

please tell me you took pictures.

blue said...

Davidson is paying for their students a bus ticket and hotel lodging if they want to go to the game tomorrow night in Detroit...that's pretty cool

El Padrino said...

"Davidson is paying for their students a bus ticket and hotel lodging if they want to go to the game tomorrow night in Detroit...that's pretty cool"

they aint dumb, wisconsin travels well

blue said...

davidson is in North Carolina, that's a long bus ride

blue said...

mapquest says 10 hours, so maybe not so bad

blue said...

that's a lot of time for drinking and partying on the bus

Tyler said...

"i'm running out of excuses as to why i have to take long lunches or leave early, or come in late."

That happened when I was interviewing. It sucks. I hated it when people would ask, "So, how does 11am on Tuesday sound?" Dude, YOU KNOW I have a fulltime job, how do you think it works for me? It doesn't. I either have to take a day off or come up with some strange excuse as to why I'm going to be coming in at noon. Retards.

When I was interviewing, I would try to schedule two for the same day and then just take the day off.

The other thing that sucks is the three-hour second interviews with multiple people. They each ask the exact same questions and you give the exact same answers. Why can't all of you sit in at the same time and ask your questions and save time?

And dude, you have a newborn, that's a excuse machine.

Tyler said...

*crickets*

blue said...

yeah, the baby has been used multiple times as an excuse...but since cmblue is being a stay at home mome, it makes it harder...i can't just say "baby is sick, need to take the afternoon off"

blue said...

the worst is when they want to interview on a friday. Well, yes, i physically can, but you know that i'm raising suspicions if i'm not wearing jeans on a friday, so I have to take a whole change of clothes and change in the car...which is never fun

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

A Meiz/Kod/Steve combo could get dangerous. Then there might be a chance for vintage Iam.

El Padrino said...

when i went on a interview for Goldman Sachs they served me colossal shrimp cocktail

it was 8:30am

that's my interview story

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"did you get your sign on TV meiz?"

No. I gave up on it after a while. I was too busy trying to corral the belligerent guy.

blue said...

shrimp cocktail at an interview is pretty classy

blue said...

there was a belligerent guy and it wasn't you?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yep

steve said...

worse interview I've ever had was in a room with 4 people (manager/hr/too it guys). it wouldn't have been so bad except for the HR lady. she was an idiot. she only responded to answers with why? why not? or how?

even on the bullshit questions like "What do you do in your spare time?" you answer and she'd respond..."Why?"

it was horrible. that went on for an hour.

steve said...

the only interview that i was actually considering getting up, telling them this isn't gonna work out, and leave.

El Padrino said...

I'm a fan of MMA fighting but this is a bit much

steve said...

"if for drugs I'd bet on Steve."

me? h is in a rock band.


I'm not sure if I'm insulted or flattered.

blue said...

EP-
there was a fight club at a local elementary school here that just got disbanded...the parents were cool with it, it bottled the mind how they could be cool with their kids kicking the crap out of each other.

some of the kids went to jail (juvie jail)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Funny. From SI's MLB preview issue:

"Memo to baseball blogoshpere: Manager Ned Yost doesn't want your help."



Unfortunately, Ned needs our help.

Tyler said...

even on the bullshit questions like "What do you do in your spare time?" you answer and she'd respond..."Why?"

So you had an interview with Shanoff?

El Padrino said...

my preview is done
just waiting for publishment
might tweak it a tad between now and 9am

blue said...

hilarity at T

blue said...

"Steve, what is best.hobby.evar? and WHY?"

blue said...

I hate when the HR person sits in on the interview...they don't add any value...they don't know shit about your job...they sit there and nod

El Padrino said...

hr person never on any of my interviews, only get sent to pee and accept (formally) package or offer

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm usually a stammering fool at interviews. Fuck interviews.

Tyler said...

I hate the pre-interview with HR for those exact same reasons. They always ask the stupid "what's your greatest fault?" type of questions. It's a dumb game. They axe a stupid question, you have to come up with a BS answer that just kind of sounds like a fault but still makes you look good.

blue said...

the HR lady yesterday had great tits and was wearing a revealing shirt...i think she was testing me

El Padrino said...

silly hr

El Padrino said...

spooging on hr lady's tits not a good move

Tyler said...

So Steve, was one of your questions in that Shanoff interview "Wait, you need an assistant to help you copy/paste headlines from ESPN? Um, you can't do that yourself? Is your keyboard broken?" Because if I were interviewing with him, that would be my #1 question.

Tyler said...

I am contemplating adding Ty Wigginton to my FMLB squad. Someone talk me out of this.

blue said...

it didn't help that she reminded me of an old GF who was a freak in bed too...so there were fleeting moments of distraction...she was talking and i was hearing "blah blah blah tits blah"

tem said...

kids mma look no more violent than kids karate tourneys.

blue said...

do it

tem said...

"i think she was testing me"

she was.

blue said...

and i probably failed

blue said...

and i probably failed

tem said...

interview with the FBI is with 5 or 6 agents.

they ask you all those sorts of dumb questions too (what is your biggest fault? i wanted to say "i love my country too much," but i went with "i'm the only one in here without a gun"), but you have to give good answers because they have guns.

tem said...

"and i probably failed"

you did, but she is probably really fucking dumb, so you are in the clear.

El Padrino said...

Ty Wigginton is a loser. He loses. Don't do it.

blue said...

ah, just got an email back from the HR lady in response to my thank you note...she wants the spooge on her tits, i can tell

tem said...

actually i did not answer that either. i probably said something really lame.

blue said...

greatest fault:

"being too awesome"

blue said...

i had never gotten an email back on a thank you note

Tyler said...

Ty Wigginton:

Pros:
1. Not really a whole lot else available on the wire.
2. He has multi-base eligibility.

Cons:
He's Ty Wigginton

Spaceman Spiff said...

furcal had an awesome spring

tem said...

did you send a thank you email or an actual note?

tem said...

Ty is a terrible name for a baseball player.

Except Cobb.

blue said...

thank you email

tem said...

i probably said my greatest fault was going on temrants and that i can't even imagine what one would be like if i was armed.

tem said...

did she respond with her home address and axe you to pick her up at 8?

blue said...

forensic accounting with the FBI?

blue said...

"did she respond with her home address and axe you to pick her up at 8?"

she signed it "efmtem"...so i don't know what to think about that.

Tyler said...

"i had never gotten an email back on a thank you note"

I have and it sounded like I was the front runner for the job. Then I got an email from HR two days later saying that they "cannot offer any more encouragement in regards to the open position". Then, two weeks later, after I accepted this job, they called me back and asked me to come back for another interview. They had changed the position to a marketing manager but then realized that they didn't need one and went back to the old job description. Lame. I told them I already accepted another job. Sucks because that one was more money and way less of a commute. But they were lame.

blue said...

"cannot offer any more encouragement in regards to the open position"


that's discouraging

El Padrino said...

lameness is everything

blue said...

great news for Knicks fans

i'm looking at you EP and TP

blue said...

(s)

El Padrino said...

*loading gun*

tem said...

"forensic accounting with the FBI?"

yes, although after you go through their training they make you do whatever they want you to do.

El Padrino said...

i'm deathly afraid of chinese people sometimes

like the one's in the movies
i think the little boy from the grudge lives next door to me

El Padrino said...

that new movie with the chinese girl in the photos makes me poop in my pants

blue said...

NY has the scariest chinese people

Keith S said...

On this day in 1978...

The Kentucky Wildcats defeated the Duke Blue Devils, 94088, and won the school's fifth NCAA championship - and first title in 20 years - under new coach Joe B. Hall.

Keith S said...

So it's going to cost me $1000 to get my car fixed so it will pass emissions. Fucking awesome!

Keith S said...

almost there

Keith S said...

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