Thursday, February 28, 2008

Worn out

I'll put something here when my mind isn't mush.

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Jugdish said...

first!

Jugdish said...

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Jugdish said...

YES!

Keith S said...

4th

Jugdish said...

free burrito

TWSS

Jugdish said...

Just FtR...I don't surf McD's website, but I do look at slickdeals most days.

Jugdish said...

OOPS!

Jugdish said...

odd...

Beth said...

That robbery story (the "oops!" one) was very fun to read.

El Padrino said...

what up nooks

El Padrino said...

fucking india

El Padrino said...

oops story reminded me on meet the fockers, when jinxie flushed that little dog

El Padrino said...

haven't had a Z in awhile

blue said...

thursdays always seem to be good days

Jugdish said...

Its a virtual Friday for of sorts...I have to work tomorrow, but somewhere else.

blue said...

"oops story reminded me on meet the fockers, when jinxie flushed that little dog"

Huh? how so?

Keith S said...

"Just FtR...I don't surf McD's website, but I do look at slickdeals most days."

slickdeals is great.

El Padrino said...

i meant the odd one
whicever one was the baby going down the toilet

Keith S said...

Traffic sucked this morning. If I would have waited an extra hour I probably would have gotten here earlier.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1960...

The United States hockey team won the gold medal at the Winter Olympic Games in Squaw Valley, California. TP was the scorekeeper

blue said...

i hadn't read that one yet EP, now it all makes sense

Jugdish said...

I also find it odd that the toilet on the train over there just empties right on the track. Are most trains like that?

Jugdish said...

I mean is it a straight shot down there, or did she have to flush?

Keith S said...

I mentioned this in AD, but fmbeth is apparently sending in questions to the Today Show.

Jugdish said...

Traffic sucked this morning. If I would have waited an extra hour I probably would have gotten here earlier.


You don't think Deke's drinking has anything to do with that theory do you?

blue said...

"I also find it odd that the toilet on the train over there just empties right on the track. Are most trains like that?"

the article said this was the norm in India

El Padrino said...

india is a filthy country

Keith S said...

"You don't think Deke's drinking has anything to do with that theory do you?"

I wouldn't rule anything out.

Jugdish said...

If she had to flush...she should be charged with some kind of attempted manslaughter right?

Jugdish said...

Unless her kid looked like a 3 pound turd.

blue said...

she passed out though

i remember when my wife was in labor, they wouldn't let her go to the bathroom for fear the baby might "pop out" so it's not unheard of I guess

blue said...

rev should be here to tell us about shitters on trains in india

Keith S said...

So babies just pop out, huh? So all the screaming and pushing is just to make it dramatic?

blue said...

cmrev would know the dealio

blue said...

you've never heard of that keith? and when you shit, you don't push and scream?


and there is no screaming if you have an epidural...it's very peaceful.

blue said...

maybe peaceful isn't the correct term

Keith S said...

The only time I screamed was the day after I took the BWW blazing wing challenge.

blue said...

"is my girlfriend gay" article is hilarity

blue said...

did tem get any action from his meeting girl last night?

blue said...

or was that dsteve that was supposed to be getting action?

Keith S said...

"did tem get any action from his meeting girl last night?"

Wasn't steve going on a non-date-date w/ a coworker, too? Maybe his date was tem?

blue said...

supposed to be 70 here on saturday....awesome

Beth said...

"I mentioned this in AD, but fmbeth is apparently sending in questions to the Today Show."

See, that is exactly why I'm afraid to tell him. (ns)

But I really liked her response, this part especially: "A recent study shows that bisexuality for women is not a stepping-stone toward lesbianism. There is a group of women who have an attraction to both sexes, and it stays that way their entire lives."

That's me. :-)

blue said...

hey i'm attracted to women too beth...i don't see anything wrong with that

Beth said...

Come on blue, you can admit it, it's really both sexes you're attracted to. We won't judge you here, just ask Kod.

Jugdish said...

Jug advises to stay away from work place relationships.

blue said...

"Jug advises to stay away from work place relationships."

blue agrees

blue said...

*unless the chick is smoking hot

Jugdish said...

One of the best things on LOV was when Rev (I think it was Rev) found kod's profile on match.com or whatever.

Jugdish said...

*or if you work at Hooters

blue said...

even better was when spiff found Kod's profile on "Iliketohost.com" or something to that effect.

Jugdish said...

poor kod

blue said...

beth's "sex slave" profile was quality as well...does fmbeth know about this?

blue said...

kod's response, if I remember correctly, was "sometimes it gets lonely in Bemidji"

El Padrino said...

good times

blue said...

if anyone ever writes an LoV movie...kod would definitely be the most interesting character.

blue said...

Hillary Swank would play Kod in the movie

blue said...

although she might be too tall

Jugdish said...

Who would play kod?

El Padrino said...

boys dont cry reference

i like where your heads at today blue

Jugdish said...

Yeah, you'd need someone shorter.

Jugdish said...

How about that Danny Noriega or whatever on idol? He could play kod. or the other guy from Brokeback Mountain that isn't Heath Ledger.

blue said...

is that noriega guy the EMO kid?

blue said...

btw-
the lack of hot chicks on idol this year is depressing

Jugdish said...

What is EMO?

Yeah...that one chick from Houston has a Strahan gap in her teeth. The Irish chick looks like Steve Perry.

Keith S said...

"Who would play kod?"

Verne Troyer

Keith S said...

"the lack of hot chicks on idol this year is depressing"

I think there are hot chicks, but they're all young. A couple of the black chicks are pretty hot.

blue said...

strahan gap is funny, i told my wife that and she didn't know who strahan was.

ahahahah Steve Perry...and the funny thing is, it's true, she does look like him.

tem said...

tem did not have a date with a meeting chick yesterday.

Keith S said...

Emo Phillips?

blue said...

if they could get that irish chick to sing "Don't Stop...believin"

that would be the ultimate

tem said...

tem wouldn't mind said date as she is hot, but there was no date.

Keith S said...

The one chick last night had bride of frankenstein hair.

blue said...

the part of Tem will be played by Bruce Willis

blue said...

"The one chick last night had bride of frankenstein hair."

that chick scares the shit out of me...I told cmblue that i'd be afraid that chick would go all praying mantis on me after sex.

tem said...

IT guys came and changed all the computers around.

the folder where tem and his boss keep all of their work is gone.

great.

tem said...

what do you check or uncheck in options to get that damn image question to stop popping up?

Jugdish said...

RE: bride of frankenstein...she looked hideous! I actually like her when she sings they was she should, but she messed that Kansas song up.

RE: Steve Perry...I am waiting for the week she sings Oh Sherrie.

Keith S said...

Use firefox and it doesn't show up.

blue said...

"what do you check or uncheck in options to get that damn image question to stop popping up?"

tools/internet options/security/custom level/enable mixed content

Keith S said...

Probably TMAIT.

blue said...

the nuggets won by a lot last night

tem said...

rev would be john candy. or chris farley. or ralphie may i guess since he is actually alive.

Jugdish said...

What about the guy from King of Queens?

El Padrino said...

IT sucks

El Padrino said...

kevin james

Steve said...

hungover

Keith S said...

IT, the movie?

tem said...

thanks for ie help.

blue said...

Kevin James would be a good Rev...maybe too short, but still would work

tem said...

I got the big IT guy today helping me.

He is better than the one that always wears a beret (the french hat thing, I don't know how to spell it.)

blue said...

jug would be will farrell that goes without saying

blue said...

you have a beret guy in your office?

tem said...

WFT from Yahoo!

"A man blinded by an explosion has his sight restored after doctors insert his son's tooth in his eye."

tem said...

why would they even think to insert his son's tooth into his eye?

blue said...

if you had a modern phone, I would insist on a picture of said beret IT guy

blue said...

maybe the explosion is what caused the sons tooth to go into his eye?

tem said...

"you have a beret guy in your office?"

we have an IT guy that wears a trenchcoat year round and wears a beret all the time.

i hate him even though i have never talked to him.

tem said...

"maybe the explosion is what caused the sons tooth to go into his eye?"

nope. explosion. guy can't see.

doctor's say let's stick your son's tooth in there and see what happens.

Keith S said...

100

blue said...

trench coat and beret...awesome

tem said...

eye tooth surgery has been around since the 1960s.

who knew.

Steve said...

"i hate him even though i have never talked to him."

100% understandable

Keith S said...

I'm going to see Semi-Pro tomorrow night. I have mixed feelings.

El Padrino said...

i would stay away from that IT guy

is he a guardian angel?

blue said...

semi-pro will be good, although I think they are overpromoting the shit out of it...typically if they overpromote a movie it's because it sucks

tem said...

i do stay away from him.

i was relieved when fat IT guy was the one who set up my computer today.

fat IT guy and skinny IT guy are A OK. beret IT guy is a tool.

Jugdish said...

jug would be will farrell that goes without saying


Less nude scenes though!

Jugdish said...

I'll take part in cell phone Friday next week.

Mills said...

I LOVE LOVE LOVE that the Suns got smoked by the Hornets last night. How is that Shaq trade working out? It's not? Oh, that is shocking...

blue said...

what is cell phone friday?

tem said...

cell phone friday? please advice?

tem said...

Suns suck now it is funny.

Keith S said...

Hey, it's mills

El Padrino said...

tps is coming at me like a spider monkey

Steve said...

Is this what IT guy wears?

Jugdish said...

I saw it on elp's blog...maybe inspired from Deke...maybe not. Basically you take a few pics on your cell phone on Friday and post them to your blog.

Mills said...

Brad Pitt = Mills? On looks...ok. But on awesome...I don't know...

Jugdish said...

Mills would be played by the same guy who played Finch in American Pie.

Keith S said...

jeez

Keith S said...

hahaha shitbrick

El Padrino said...

semi-inspired
i always posted cell phone pics on my blog but not consistently like deke does on mondays like i know do on fridays

and deke uses a real camera

Mills said...

Brad Pitt has venears (sp.) actually.

Mills said...

its actually ShitBREAK...

come misconception...

tem said...

yes that is exactly what the IT guy wears.

except his is black.

blue said...

finch from american pie is perfect for mills

Mills said...

Good job outta Scott Speizio, huh?

Way to stay clean and sober...

Mills said...

what pisses me off is that the cards didn't even try and void his deal. they just paid him his whole salary.

El Padrino said...

I googled actors who are weasels and this came up, WFT

Mills said...

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Senior Quantitative Analyst

Mills said...

That Sig guy is the dude from Fantasyland. Don't know if any of you have read it (I know Zeke had), but he is the guy from NASA.

Jug? Maybe you could make it into a front office too.

tem said...

the cards want mills to scout for them?

Keith S said...

TMSTLCT

Steve said...

Mills would defintly be Woody Allen...without a doubt.

Steve said...

they took away the Newest/Oldest

Keith S said...

I thought the Toby actor was mills?

Keith S said...

We are currently in newest/oldest

tem said...

if WA played him then some insanely young hot chick would want to screw him.

in the good way.

tem said...

i was just getting used to newest/oldest.

blue said...

newest/oldest only shows up once you've reached newer, right?

Keith S said...

That's what I thought.

Steve said...

"newest/oldest only shows up once you've reached newer, right?"

maybe, i thought it was always there.

blue said...

hey, guy who is whistling and singing in your cube....STFU, you suck

Jugdish said...

How about McLovin for Mills?

Keith S said...

So where is jug going tonight?

Keith S said...

"hey, guy who is whistling and singing in your cube....STFU, you suck"

Sorry

blue said...

Woody allen is too self deprecating to be Mills, finch works because he always thought he was so awesome

tem said...

i thought it was always there too.


steve, how did the non date go?

Jugdish said...

Beer league softball starts up tonight...9 PM. After that, probably BW2s.

tem said...

McLovin is too cool right?

Keith S said...

Weazy?

tem said...

jug, i don't understand that in its current format.

please put in link format.

blue said...

oldest/newest is still on the older posts.... but maybe blogger started fixing the posts later so that they'd get them done earlier.

blue said...

I always liked this one for Mills, although it proabably was more suited for the quitter

tem said...

i guess we will find out soon.

Keith S said...

rev

tem said...

i am kinda shocked quitter never returned.

he was probably 2 people on here and got tired of the charade.

tem said...

i think quitter and beth were the same person.

Keith S said...

Going to see Cubs/Angels on Saturday. I hope Fukudome is there.

blue said...

maybe the quitter was really kod

Steve said...

"steve, how did the non date go?"


drank lots of tequila and ended up making out in the parking lot.

so i guess it went pretty good.

Keith S said...

So it was the exact opposite of the bach party?

Steve said...

"So it was the exact opposite of the bach party?"


exactly

blue said...

i thought you made out with the pizza delivery guy at the bach party

Jugdish said...

They don't give extra cheese to just anyone.

tem said...

"drank lots of tequila and ended up making out in the parking lot.

so i guess it went pretty good."


good work. now today will either be good or really wierd at work.

El Padrino said...

making out is awesome

Jugdish said...

It sounds like a Costanza moment. Steve will have to start taking different routes to the bathroom at work to avoid her desk.

Steve said...

"good work. now today will either be good or really wierd at work."


why's that?

Steve said...

ohhhh, i don't work with her.

Steve said...

done the chick at work thing, it never ends well.

blue said...

is she the latin cleaning lady at your office?

tem said...

oh, i thought you worked with her.

or at least in the same office.

Jugdish said...

Will a pic be posted of said girl?

blue said...

oh, nevermind, we thought she was a co-worker

tem said...

latin cleaning lady on FG is hilarity.

Steve said...

"or at least in the same office."


na, she's a nurse at a client of mine. i could go months and not see her at work.

Keith S said...

Nurses are always horny.

Keith S said...

At least in the movies

tem said...

nurses can be hot.

blue said...

the frankenstein chick on AI is a nurse

Jugdish said...

Greg is a male nurse.

tem said...

blue demonstrates too much AI knowledge.

tem said...

murse is a funny job.

tem said...

by the by solid effort by freak.

Steve said...

"Nurses are always horny."


yea, but real nurses are lame. no high heels, no stockings, no short skirts, no v-cut blouses, etc. etc.

boooooo

the only good thing is that if you can tell they have a nice body when their wearing scrubs, then they can knock a pair of jeans and a tight shirt off the planet.

tem said...

i have never seen a real life hot nurse.

all the ones i see are old and ugly.

blue said...

most nurses have huge asses

Keith S said...

That's luda

blue said...

and i just know about the frankenstein chick because she's the only memorable person on there.

tem said...

i have only seen like 3 nurses in the last 2 years though.

tem said...

"and i just know about the frankenstein chick because she's the only memorable person on there."

no excuses. you know too much of this AI.

tem said...

when is chipolte having free burritos?

blue said...

"when is chipolte having free burritos"

i don't think they're doing that anymore

blue said...

they used to do it on tax day

Jugdish said...

I think they are opening a Chipolte right up the road from my office this year sometime. Is that good news for me?

Keith S said...

"when is chipolte having free burritos?"

2 weeks ago

El Padrino said...

one free burrito = 19 cups of cheerios

tem said...

some chick's daughter here just had a kid.

so they announced it over the intercom.

"blah blah is a grandma now, blah blah blah a healthy baby boy 8 pounds 3 ounces"

i had to hear it, now you had to read it.

Keith S said...

They do it for valentine's day too, if you buy a gift card, then the next week you can get a free burrito

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