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free burrito
TWSS
Just FtR...I don't surf McD's website, but I do look at slickdeals most days.
OOPS!
odd...
That robbery story (the "oops!" one) was very fun to read.
what up nooks
fucking india
oops story reminded me on meet the fockers, when jinxie flushed that little dog
haven't had a Z in awhile
thursdays always seem to be good days
Its a virtual Friday for of sorts...I have to work tomorrow, but somewhere else.
"oops story reminded me on meet the fockers, when jinxie flushed that little dog"
Huh? how so?
"Just FtR...I don't surf McD's website, but I do look at slickdeals most days."
slickdeals is great.
i meant the odd one
whicever one was the baby going down the toilet
Traffic sucked this morning. If I would have waited an extra hour I probably would have gotten here earlier.
On this day in 1960...
The United States hockey team won the gold medal at the Winter Olympic Games in Squaw Valley, California. TP was the scorekeeper
i hadn't read that one yet EP, now it all makes sense
I also find it odd that the toilet on the train over there just empties right on the track. Are most trains like that?
I mean is it a straight shot down there, or did she have to flush?
I mentioned this in AD, but fmbeth is apparently sending in questions to the Today Show.
Traffic sucked this morning. If I would have waited an extra hour I probably would have gotten here earlier.
You don't think Deke's drinking has anything to do with that theory do you?
"I also find it odd that the toilet on the train over there just empties right on the track. Are most trains like that?"
the article said this was the norm in India
india is a filthy country
"You don't think Deke's drinking has anything to do with that theory do you?"
I wouldn't rule anything out.
If she had to flush...she should be charged with some kind of attempted manslaughter right?
Unless her kid looked like a 3 pound turd.
she passed out though
i remember when my wife was in labor, they wouldn't let her go to the bathroom for fear the baby might "pop out" so it's not unheard of I guess
rev should be here to tell us about shitters on trains in india
So babies just pop out, huh? So all the screaming and pushing is just to make it dramatic?
cmrev would know the dealio
you've never heard of that keith? and when you shit, you don't push and scream?
and there is no screaming if you have an epidural...it's very peaceful.
maybe peaceful isn't the correct term
The only time I screamed was the day after I took the BWW blazing wing challenge.
"is my girlfriend gay" article is hilarity
did tem get any action from his meeting girl last night?
or was that dsteve that was supposed to be getting action?
"did tem get any action from his meeting girl last night?"
Wasn't steve going on a non-date-date w/ a coworker, too? Maybe his date was tem?
supposed to be 70 here on saturday....awesome
"I mentioned this in AD, but fmbeth is apparently sending in questions to the Today Show."
See, that is exactly why I'm afraid to tell him. (ns)
But I really liked her response, this part especially: "A recent study shows that bisexuality for women is not a stepping-stone toward lesbianism. There is a group of women who have an attraction to both sexes, and it stays that way their entire lives."
That's me. :-)
hey i'm attracted to women too beth...i don't see anything wrong with that
Come on blue, you can admit it, it's really both sexes you're attracted to. We won't judge you here, just ask Kod.
Jug advises to stay away from work place relationships.
"Jug advises to stay away from work place relationships."
blue agrees
*unless the chick is smoking hot
One of the best things on LOV was when Rev (I think it was Rev) found kod's profile on match.com or whatever.
*or if you work at Hooters
even better was when spiff found Kod's profile on "Iliketohost.com" or something to that effect.
poor kod
beth's "sex slave" profile was quality as well...does fmbeth know about this?
kod's response, if I remember correctly, was "sometimes it gets lonely in Bemidji"
good times
if anyone ever writes an LoV movie...kod would definitely be the most interesting character.
Hillary Swank would play Kod in the movie
although she might be too tall
Who would play kod?
boys dont cry reference
i like where your heads at today blue
Yeah, you'd need someone shorter.
How about that Danny Noriega or whatever on idol? He could play kod. or the other guy from Brokeback Mountain that isn't Heath Ledger.
is that noriega guy the EMO kid?
btw-
the lack of hot chicks on idol this year is depressing
What is EMO?
Yeah...that one chick from Houston has a Strahan gap in her teeth. The Irish chick looks like Steve Perry.
"Who would play kod?"
Verne Troyer
"the lack of hot chicks on idol this year is depressing"
I think there are hot chicks, but they're all young. A couple of the black chicks are pretty hot.
strahan gap is funny, i told my wife that and she didn't know who strahan was.
ahahahah Steve Perry...and the funny thing is, it's true, she does look like him.
tem did not have a date with a meeting chick yesterday.
Emo Phillips?
if they could get that irish chick to sing "Don't Stop...believin"
that would be the ultimate
tem wouldn't mind said date as she is hot, but there was no date.
The one chick last night had bride of frankenstein hair.
the part of Tem will be played by Bruce Willis
"The one chick last night had bride of frankenstein hair."
that chick scares the shit out of me...I told cmblue that i'd be afraid that chick would go all praying mantis on me after sex.
IT guys came and changed all the computers around.
the folder where tem and his boss keep all of their work is gone.
great.
what do you check or uncheck in options to get that damn image question to stop popping up?
RE: bride of frankenstein...she looked hideous! I actually like her when she sings they was she should, but she messed that Kansas song up.
RE: Steve Perry...I am waiting for the week she sings Oh Sherrie.
Use firefox and it doesn't show up.
"what do you check or uncheck in options to get that damn image question to stop popping up?"
tools/internet options/security/custom level/enable mixed content
Probably TMAIT.
the nuggets won by a lot last night
rev would be john candy. or chris farley. or ralphie may i guess since he is actually alive.
What about the guy from King of Queens?
IT sucks
kevin james
hungover
IT, the movie?
thanks for ie help.
Kevin James would be a good Rev...maybe too short, but still would work
I got the big IT guy today helping me.
He is better than the one that always wears a beret (the french hat thing, I don't know how to spell it.)
jug would be will farrell that goes without saying
you have a beret guy in your office?
WFT from Yahoo!
"A man blinded by an explosion has his sight restored after doctors insert his son's tooth in his eye."
why would they even think to insert his son's tooth into his eye?
if you had a modern phone, I would insist on a picture of said beret IT guy
maybe the explosion is what caused the sons tooth to go into his eye?
"you have a beret guy in your office?"
we have an IT guy that wears a trenchcoat year round and wears a beret all the time.
i hate him even though i have never talked to him.
"maybe the explosion is what caused the sons tooth to go into his eye?"
nope. explosion. guy can't see.
doctor's say let's stick your son's tooth in there and see what happens.
100
trench coat and beret...awesome
eye tooth surgery has been around since the 1960s.
who knew.
"i hate him even though i have never talked to him."
100% understandable
I'm going to see Semi-Pro tomorrow night. I have mixed feelings.
i would stay away from that IT guy
is he a guardian angel?
semi-pro will be good, although I think they are overpromoting the shit out of it...typically if they overpromote a movie it's because it sucks
i do stay away from him.
i was relieved when fat IT guy was the one who set up my computer today.
fat IT guy and skinny IT guy are A OK. beret IT guy is a tool.
jug would be will farrell that goes without saying
Less nude scenes though!
I'll take part in cell phone Friday next week.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE that the Suns got smoked by the Hornets last night. How is that Shaq trade working out? It's not? Oh, that is shocking...
what is cell phone friday?
cell phone friday? please advice?
Suns suck now it is funny.
Hey, it's mills
tps is coming at me like a spider monkey
Is this what IT guy wears?
I saw it on elp's blog...maybe inspired from Deke...maybe not. Basically you take a few pics on your cell phone on Friday and post them to your blog.
Brad Pitt = Mills? On looks...ok. But on awesome...I don't know...
Mills would be played by the same guy who played Finch in American Pie.
jeez
hahaha shitbrick
semi-inspired
i always posted cell phone pics on my blog but not consistently like deke does on mondays like i know do on fridays
and deke uses a real camera
Brad Pitt has venears (sp.) actually.
its actually ShitBREAK...
come misconception...
yes that is exactly what the IT guy wears.
except his is black.
finch from american pie is perfect for mills
Good job outta Scott Speizio, huh?
Way to stay clean and sober...
what pisses me off is that the cards didn't even try and void his deal. they just paid him his whole salary.
I googled actors who are weasels and this came up, WFT
Dear Viva El Birdos Readers,
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Here's how it works. The organization is looking for your help in identifying college baseball talent that might be under the radar. By that we mean college players who do not play for a D1 school. Our scouts spend many hours doing research and going to games, but every year there are young men from college programs that are off the beaten path that would make good professional baseball players but are not selected because they are overlooked.
There is also an incentive. Besides helping your favorite team and possibly making some players' dreams come true, you can win the grand prize the Cardinals are offering. For details of the contest, click on the link below. Thanks in advance for those who choose to help and please keep up the good work.
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Sig Mejdal
Senior Quantitative Analyst
That Sig guy is the dude from Fantasyland. Don't know if any of you have read it (I know Zeke had), but he is the guy from NASA.
Jug? Maybe you could make it into a front office too.
the cards want mills to scout for them?
TMSTLCT
Mills would defintly be Woody Allen...without a doubt.
they took away the Newest/Oldest
I thought the Toby actor was mills?
We are currently in newest/oldest
if WA played him then some insanely young hot chick would want to screw him.
in the good way.
i was just getting used to newest/oldest.
newest/oldest only shows up once you've reached newer, right?
That's what I thought.
"newest/oldest only shows up once you've reached newer, right?"
maybe, i thought it was always there.
hey, guy who is whistling and singing in your cube....STFU, you suck
How about McLovin for Mills?
So where is jug going tonight?
"hey, guy who is whistling and singing in your cube....STFU, you suck"
Sorry
Woody allen is too self deprecating to be Mills, finch works because he always thought he was so awesome
i thought it was always there too.
steve, how did the non date go?
Beer league softball starts up tonight...9 PM. After that, probably BW2s.
McLovin is too cool right?
Weazy?
jug, i don't understand that in its current format.
please put in link format.
oldest/newest is still on the older posts.... but maybe blogger started fixing the posts later so that they'd get them done earlier.
I always liked this one for Mills, although it proabably was more suited for the quitter
i guess we will find out soon.
rev
i am kinda shocked quitter never returned.
he was probably 2 people on here and got tired of the charade.
i think quitter and beth were the same person.
Going to see Cubs/Angels on Saturday. I hope Fukudome is there.
maybe the quitter was really kod
"steve, how did the non date go?"
drank lots of tequila and ended up making out in the parking lot.
so i guess it went pretty good.
So it was the exact opposite of the bach party?
"So it was the exact opposite of the bach party?"
exactly
i thought you made out with the pizza delivery guy at the bach party
They don't give extra cheese to just anyone.
"drank lots of tequila and ended up making out in the parking lot.
so i guess it went pretty good."
good work. now today will either be good or really wierd at work.
making out is awesome
It sounds like a Costanza moment. Steve will have to start taking different routes to the bathroom at work to avoid her desk.
"good work. now today will either be good or really wierd at work."
why's that?
ohhhh, i don't work with her.
done the chick at work thing, it never ends well.
is she the latin cleaning lady at your office?
oh, i thought you worked with her.
or at least in the same office.
Will a pic be posted of said girl?
oh, nevermind, we thought she was a co-worker
latin cleaning lady on FG is hilarity.
"or at least in the same office."
na, she's a nurse at a client of mine. i could go months and not see her at work.
Nurses are always horny.
At least in the movies
nurses can be hot.
the frankenstein chick on AI is a nurse
Greg is a male nurse.
blue demonstrates too much AI knowledge.
murse is a funny job.
by the by solid effort by freak.
"Nurses are always horny."
yea, but real nurses are lame. no high heels, no stockings, no short skirts, no v-cut blouses, etc. etc.
boooooo
the only good thing is that if you can tell they have a nice body when their wearing scrubs, then they can knock a pair of jeans and a tight shirt off the planet.
i have never seen a real life hot nurse.
all the ones i see are old and ugly.
most nurses have huge asses
That's luda
and i just know about the frankenstein chick because she's the only memorable person on there.
i have only seen like 3 nurses in the last 2 years though.
"and i just know about the frankenstein chick because she's the only memorable person on there."
no excuses. you know too much of this AI.
when is chipolte having free burritos?
"when is chipolte having free burritos"
i don't think they're doing that anymore
they used to do it on tax day
I think they are opening a Chipolte right up the road from my office this year sometime. Is that good news for me?
"when is chipolte having free burritos?"
2 weeks ago
one free burrito = 19 cups of cheerios
some chick's daughter here just had a kid.
so they announced it over the intercom.
"blah blah is a grandma now, blah blah blah a healthy baby boy 8 pounds 3 ounces"
i had to hear it, now you had to read it.
They do it for valentine's day too, if you buy a gift card, then the next week you can get a free burrito
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