Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Time for Arena Ball

Bob Knight calling it quits. Everyone should know what this means. Coach Knight went to the AD said this might be his last season. AD said thanks for the heads up you want to help me find a new coach. Then Coach Knight said Pat should get the job. Then the AD had a hearty laugh and Coach Knight quit so his kid would get a fair shake. I don't want to hear any other version of the story. Mine is correct. As a matter of fact I haven't even read any of the articles on it (we'll call that reporting Shamford style). I am just assuming my version is correct.

NHL Update: Detriot still has the most points. They are still the best. Iam must be thrilled.

Random Side Note 1: Weathermen are just stupid. I hate them. Today's weather man: "high of 53 with a low of 27, currently 57." I had to rewind the DVR just to be sure. I know we are solid D here now but even we know that 57 > 53.

NASCAR Update: I think the Bud Shootout or whatever is this weekend. Time to start hitting up NASCAR.com from time to time. Although don't read that as an endorsement of NASCAR.com. That site has the worst writers of any site out there. Even LOV > NASCAR.com. They are all a bunch of douches. Not because they are dumb southerners either, because they aren't. Most seem to be from New Hampshire which by the by could be the most worthless state out there. Anyway, they suck, that's the main theme here. If you take one thing away from this paragraph let it be that.

Random Side Note 2: Deke your prize is getting picked up by Mr. Postman today. I have no clue how long it takes to get to you. Probably 5 days. I used work postage on it so I might get fired. I hope you are happy.

Well this is my column and even though everyone is probably sick of hearing about the Super Bowl I'll throw in my thoughts in no particular order:
  • Eli played a lot like Brett Favre did/does. A lot. Don't tell me you didn't see it either. Eli is the new Brett. Crazy throws that work, crazy throws that almost get picked off. Making plays out of nothing. Don't take this as I am saying something bad about him either. It is a good thing to be compared to Brett. Unless we are saying something like "you're as hooked on those pills as Brett was to vicodin"
  • The one and only reason I am sad the Pats lost: Now I have no clue what to say to Vrabel during Arena Season. If they won I could have congratulated him, now that they lost I can't say "I was pulling for ya" or anything like that. Because that is clearly gay. I might just go with "trade seats with your kid please, you take up too much room."
  • Now it is time to watch and pay attention to College Basketball. Start now.
  • Giants front 4 + 1 blitzer were great. Pats blocked that shit up all year, but somehow forgot to this time. Give credit to the Giants on that. Either that or the 2 week break is just too long .
  • I was not impressed with the lot of Super Bowl commercials. Did the writers strike affect them? They were not that great.
  • If the Pats win do Brady and Moss still skip the Pro Bowl? NFW.
  • Finally the Pats loss was all El Tardo's fault. Go skin him or something.

I guess this post is getting up there in words so I better just hit Publish Post. Comment away. Next week I'll put out a movie review and maybe a temdiary of something El Tardo wrote. Or maybe I'll put that in the comment section. You'll just have to stay tuned.

Random Side Note 3: What ever happened to those DJs that kilt that lady by making her drink a lot of water? Someone slueth this shit out for me.

Also, lurkers, post some comments. Do it. Do it now.

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Steve said...

I don't care what the reason is, and I'm Knight fan, you don't quit your team in the middle of a season.

It's just not cool.

tem said...

I wonder what Freak has to say about Coach Knight.

blue said...

Delaware <<<< New Hampshire

blue said...

is freak even old enough to know who bobby knight is?

tem said...

delaware has blue hens.

it is > New Hampshire.

tem said...

yes, freak is old enough to know.

Beth said...

OK Tem, here's your sleuthing for you, and again Wiki is king. The DJ's involved in the water death were fired but no criminal charges were filed. But (surprise surprise) the lady's family is suing for wrongful death.

The wiki article is here.

tem said...

thank you beth.

blue said...

new hampshire has a motto of "live free or die"...that's pretty kick ass...delaware's is "liberty and independence"..that's gay

NH >> delaware

tem said...

blue hens.

that is enough.

Steve said...

NC Motto = "esse quam videri"


WTF?

tem said...

beth almost got the first ever telmet sticker for her work.

but wiki isn't quite enough for a telmet sticker.

instead she gets infinity helmet stickers.

blue said...

blue hens are gay...delaware is the gay capital of the US...it wishes it were maryland

Steve said...
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Steve said...

stupid dead language...it's dead for a reason people.


"esse quam videri" = "to be rather than to seem"

tem said...

where is el pad? is he putting up another one of his posts once we get to 5 comments?

tem said...

san francisco is the gay capital of the US.

Delaware's good name will not be tarnished by your lies.

blue said...

EP is having a victory parade in his pants

tem said...

delaware vs new hampshire is not COL.

blue said...

san francisco is not a state, even though the bay area is larger than delaware

tem said...

"EP is having a victory parade in his pants"

with the Navy?

tem said...

States aren't capitals either nimrod.

El Padrino said...

11am, i tried to get off but i work for ebneazor

little does he know i am forgoing TPS in favor of the live streaming on my computer

El Padrino said...

another glorious day!

Steve said...

"delaware vs new hampshire"


both of those state aren't really all that important. When ya think of cool states, neither one of those pop in your head.


North Carolina > (Delaware + New Hampshire)

tem said...

el pad is streaming onto his computer?

tem said...

no doubt steve.

but still D > NH

Steve said...

we speak Latin for Christ's sakes.

El Padrino said...

Belichik is such a cockball

tem said...

blue is a nazi NH sympathizer and should be treated as such.

El Padrino said...

i heard boston fans soured on him a bit after his post game antics

tem said...

you mean beliquit?

hahahahahahahahahahha

Steve said...

New Hampshire is the pinky toe of the US, nice to have...but not really necessary.

blue said...

NH also is the "granite state" and granite countertops are expensive and nice...and granite is strong...delaware is the "dinnerware" state because everyone there is always having dinner parties and use fancy plates and stuff..that's gay

blue said...

i put a picture of Kate Mara up on PtP because her family owns the giants...and the giants won the superbowl (in case you didn't know)

Steve said...

NH/Del


Who has the hottest women? That's the be all/end all to the "best state" contest.

Beth said...

"beth almost got the first ever telmet sticker for her work"

Wow, 1 telmet sticker > infinity helmet stickers. That's impressive.

tem said...

telmet stickers are amazing.

blue said...

NH has the hottest women...because everyone there is rich, and rich people are usually more attractive

tem said...

representing delaware Elizabeth Shue.

representing new hampshire Sarah Silverman.

tem said...

oops Elisabeth. I forgot about her odd spelting.

tem said...

D > NH.

game over.

tem said...

by the by; dumbest argument ever.

tem said...

but still better than TPS.

Beth said...

Did Eli earn a Telmet sticker for the Super Bowl?

tem said...

no.

tem said...

nobody has ever earned one.

or received one.

blue said...

I don't know, there's a lot of guys out there who think sarah silverman is hot...i'm not one of them, but those guys do exist

blue said...

New Hampshire has Mandy Moore...game over

NH>D

El Padrino said...

she aiight

Beth said...

"I don't know, there's a lot of guys out there who think sarah silverman is hot...i'm not one of them, but those guys do exist"

This girl thinks she is.

blue said...

delaware sucks so bad they don't even have a list of "famous people" on wiki

El Padrino said...

expecting 3 million people at the parade

on the way to work i was high fiving everyone that was camped out, right on broadway

it was awesome

blue said...

supposedly the writer's strike is about over...i know you're all concerned

tem said...

shue > moore > silverman

tem said...

i am done with D vs NH talk.

D is better. NH is worse.

They both suck.

blue said...

"shue > moore"

blasphemy

blue said...

tem ♥s karate kid....or maybe he ♥s adventures in babysitting

blue said...

this was the dumbest discussion in a long time...

tem said...

tem ♥s shue in leaving las vegas

tem ♥s shue in the saint

tem said...

you are seriously underestimating shue.

shue is top 5 for tem.

tem said...

"this was the dumbest discussion in a long time..."

and that says a lot. a whole lot.

blue said...

ok, those were good, didn't think you'd seen those movies

tem said...

beth you owe us all for ignoring teejer.

tem said...

i watch shue.

huuugggee crush on her.

blue said...

In college I worked with a girl who looked almost exactly like Elisabeth Shue...even very similar bodytype. She got divorced and became a huge slut...it was awesome

blue said...

"beth you owe us all for ignoring teejer"

i agree...REotF

Beth said...

"beth you owe us all for ignoring teejer"

Actually, it's more like you all owe me. In the same way a crack addict owes his counselor for getting him to quit for his own good.

Beth said...

But I will say good job everyone. :-)

tem said...

i envy blue a bit now.

tem said...

and super BS on us owing beth.

Beth said...

"and super BS on us owing beth"

Just like a crack addict, can't even realize how they were saved from themselves...

blue said...

any doubt as to whether beth is a woman, just got erased...only a woman asks you to do a favor for them, and then tells you it was really a favor for yourself.

Beth said...

And any doubt as to whether y'all are men just got erased. Only men are too stubborn to realize how lucky they are to have a woman in their lives to protect them from themselves. :-)

tem said...

this is the time in the argument where you say "whatever" and then go REotF.

tem said...

so

tem said...

whatever

blue said...

whatever

blue said...

my whatever was for beth...and so is the REotF...just so there isn't any confusion

iamunstoppable said...

eye ♥ beff

El Padrino said...

got my bonus and raise and promotion


am i dead?

is this heaven?

Giants win the super bowl, mets win the hot stove, sign the best pitcher and baseball and i get a raise, cash/stock bonus, and a promotion?

wft, this is nice!!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

*in baseball

El Padrino said...

maybe next week the knicks will win a game

El Padrino said...

either that or a piano is going to fall on my head

tem said...

its all roses for el pad right now.

go play the lottery.

tem said...

and yes, you better wear a helmet next week. karma is going to swing back the other way.

tem said...

but seriously grats on the promotion and stuff.

El Padrino said...

thanks

El Padrino said...

97.5MM people is alot

blue said...

yeah, february is a good month for EP

El Padrino said...

and to top it off my daughter says DA-DA clear as day

El Padrino said...

IAM needs to bring me down, someone kick me in the nuts

ToddPacker said...

congrats on the bonus/ raise/promotion, ep

El Padrino said...

where's AITCH
i want to see my glory

El Padrino said...

thanks tp

TP, i know you dont feel this way but all the jet fans have been really cool, totally the opposite of how i would be if they won....

El Padrino said...

must be the hate for the pats, cuz my jet fan of a uncle was jumping up and down like a girl when they won

blue said...

that's because the Jets fans are all drunk during the day

El Padrino said...

even Fireman Ed said that it was awesome

El Padrino said...

i thought Brady died on that Alford sack with under 30 seconds to go


and MOSS almost made that catch, webster knocked it away last second
that easily took 3 years off my life

El Padrino said...

10X10

tem said...

J E T S

ToddPacker said...

"i know you dont feel this way but all the jet fans have been really cool, totally the opposite of how i would be if they won"

no love loss for belichick, i guess... i really hate both teams equally so it sucks that the giants won, but it's pretty cool that the pats lost... kind of a pathetic win/win situation

Beth said...

Does anyone on here use Firefox instead of IE? I think Deke might have said something about that at one point.

Cause IE was giving me problems so I'm trying out Firefox today, but Firefox won't let me post on LOV so I have to switch back to IE to do that.

blue said...

i tried out firefox at home...i wasn't super impressed

El Padrino said...

personally i still think IE is better or just as capable

tem said...

back to old tits?

tem said...

IE works for me.

Why fuck with what works?

Beth said...

ok, that's weird, i didn't even notice that. I didn't do anything to switch back to old cleavage.

Keith S said...

"yeah, february is a good month for EP"

Is he black?

blue said...

booo

Keith S said...

I use firefox at home and I can post with no problems.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1976...
At the Winter Olympic Games in Innsbruck, Austria, Bill Koch of Vermont became the first American ever to win an Olympic cross-country skiing medal when he won the silver medal for a second-place finish in the 30-kilometer race.

Keith S said...

The voting place was packed this morning. That sucked.

Beth said...

When I try to post with Firefox now I just get this message: "Your request could not be processed. Please try again."

Which is weird cause earlier I was able to post without an issue on Firefox.

Keith S said...

So did you try again?

El Padrino said...

50 tons of confetti

El Padrino said...

i wish i was at my old building on broadway

El Padrino said...

if anyone is interested

www.7online.com

click the top red bar

Beth said...

Still can't comment thru Firefox. What a pain though cause IE is incredibly slow for me today.

But I at least got the new cleavage picture back up.

Spaceman Spiff said...

firefox rools

blue said...

New Hampshire

Beth said...

OK, somehow the settings got changed to where it wasn't accepting cookies and that seemed to be the problem. Otherwise I like Firefox better so far.

El Padrino said...

thanks for the effort beth

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I gave up on catching up

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have the shittiest DSL connection on earth at work.

Keith S said...

"I have the shittiest DSL connection on earth at work."

Ironic

tem said...

well you got that going for you.

El Padrino said...

the Ranger parade was sick, i can only imagine this one

wish i was there

Spaceman Spiff said...

shoulda woulda coulda drafted josh smiff in my $$$ league, he's being wasted on another guy's already eliminated team.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"shue > moore"

Tem, you're fuckin' fired.

Keith S said...

How was the Mets parade last year?

tem said...

HUNGRY

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"got my bonus and raise and promotion"


Go suck a cock.

tem said...

i knew deke would not like moore < shue.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hope a wheel falls off your Civic today.

18-1 said...

morning all...

El Padrino said...

strahan and eli on the same float

cool

El Padrino said...

thanks for hating deke

Spaceman Spiff said...

4 days until I finally bask in HD

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Spaceman Spiff said...

firefox rools"


Take the nerd's advice.

El Padrino said...

i'm considering letting Archie Manning father a son with my wife


the guy's sperm is money

blue said...

the hate is strong with meiz today

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Cue Keith's obligatory "said the guy who sleeps in Star Wars pajamas" comment.

El Padrino said...

there's no musci but R.W McQuarters is dancing

Beth said...

"How was the Mets parade last year?"

I enjoyed this comment.

El Padrino said...

my little cousin's band is marching in this parade

he's 12 and plays the drums

NS

El Padrino said...

that comment was awesome keef
good one

blue said...

i don't mind EP's giddyness

Spaceman Spiff said...

maybe you should impregnate archie mannings wife, just to make sure

Spaceman Spiff said...

gasol to start tonight

El Padrino said...

good point spiff

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Kate Mara brightened my day a little. Thanks, Blew.

ToddPacker said...

"the Ranger parade was sick, i can only imagine this one"

i skipped school and went to the mets parade in '86... got in lots of trouble for it, but it was well worth it

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarious recruiting story

El Padrino said...

spiff no shot spags leaves to coach the skins

Keith S said...

"Cue Keith's obligatory "said the guy who sleeps in Star Wars pajamas" comment."

You have Star Wars pajamas? Weirdo.

El Padrino said...

"i skipped school and went to the mets parade in '86... got in lots of trouble for it, but it was well worth it"

i was 6 years old which was kindegarten i think

Spaceman Spiff said...

is philip rivers the only QB left to make fun of?

Keith S said...

Joey Harrington is still out there.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

SOMEBODY!Catch my baby!!!

El Padrino said...

why cant we make fun of romo?

Keith S said...

Comment from that story:
Why didn't somebody think to throw pillows down so the people could jump?



WFT??

Spaceman Spiff said...

romo, there we go

Keith S said...

I'll still make fun of Eli. He's still a hick.

El Padrino said...

you do that keef

ToddPacker said...

"I'll still make fun of Eli. He's still a hick."

i hate all mannings

Keith S said...

I will

JFreak said...

keith, what do you think about the chad johnson thing?

Keith S said...

"keith, what do you think about the chad johnson thing?"

Get rid of him, he's a headache. TJ is better than him.

El Padrino said...

yeah but TJ is open alot because of him....

JFreak said...

I hope Knight comes back to Indiana in some capacity.

Advisor, person to yell at kids, whatever.

El Padrino said...

and i didnt mind belichik before this game because he won here as a assitant but fuck em

he's a dickweed

El Padrino said...

TUCK.

El Padrino said...

that'd be ideal freak....

JFreak said...

Knight is the second or third best coach all-time.

He can do whatever he wants in my book.

Spaceman Spiff said...

car insurance due, damn

blue said...

yeah, bobby knight is good

Keith S said...

"yeah but TJ is open alot because of him...."

Details

Jugdish said...

I am going here to see this guy tonight.

El Padrino said...

"yeah but TJ is open alot because of him...."

Details


I might be mistaken but Chad Johnson is very good and gets double teamed an awful lot

leaving some nice one on one situations for TJ

blue said...

jug is always going someplace to do something

El Padrino said...

are there real armadillo's there jug?

blue said...

TJ is good, CJ is good, CP is good, RJ is good...defense is bad..although they will have O'dell Thurman back next year

Keith S said...

"I might be mistaken but Chad Johnson is very good and gets double teamed an awful lot

leaving some nice one on one situations for TJ"


I wasn't asking for details. I was just saying....details....

Jugdish said...

elp...why didn't you take today off to go to the parade again?

Keith S said...

"RJ is good"

Good, not great. Watson or Perry might be better than him.

Jugdish said...

There might be...that place also has the best bBQ...my fav anyways.

I'm always busy doing something Blue.

blue said...

there you go Tem

El Padrino said...

jug i couldnt get off today
and it was comp day so i kind of wanted to know today what i was getting

El Padrino said...

but im wathcing it live on my computer so it aint bad

Jugdish said...

That's cool...good feeling I'm sure. Savor it!

El Padrino said...

tremendous feeling, this isnt an ordinary super bowl win

beating the pats, being 18-0 leading in and all the shit eli took since draft day... starting 0-2, 6 inches from 0-3....

awesome man just awesome

El Padrino said...

the 4th quarter was just ridiculous

Jugdish said...

I was drinking quite a bit during that game, unlike Blue, and missed all the commercials due to frequent visits to the keg.

El Padrino said...

my voice hasnt come back yet

El Padrino said...

i paid attention to 0 commercials
what's the verdict, good of bad?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

12 days until pitchers & catchers.

El Padrino said...

i honestly didnt know you can challenge that play where we had 12 guys on the field

El Padrino said...

yessir deke

who's coordinating our baseball draft and Fantasy shit?

El Padrino said...

10X20

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