Sunday, February 03, 2008

The Soooooooooooperrrrrr Booooooooowwwwwl!







The time is here and now. Put up or shut up, Pats & G-Men. U of P Stadium. The biggest Sunday of the year. The underdog and the juggernaut. Eli & Tom. Randy & Plax. Offense vs Mad Pass Rush. Time to man the fuck up. 'Nuff said.



XLII is here.





GAME ON, MOTHERFUCKERS.

171 comments:

The Rev said...

I have nothing.

I just want my big fat fuckin head to be first today.

Keith S said...

I just got home from taping the Geeeeeeeee-men's walkthrough.

ToddPacker said...

nice golf pics, keith

ToddPacker said...

rev's youtube link was frightening

ToddPacker said...

i got terrible #s for my SB boxes

ToddPacker said...

gators looked good yesterday




(s)

ToddPacker said...

SB sunday natty

Keith S said...

"i got terrible #s for my SB boxes"

I totally forgot about squares. I need to set that shit up.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Football

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Should I start drinking?

Keith S said...

Dumb question

Keith S said...

Just started up the lil' smokies and the meatballs in the crock pot

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have to wear 3 socks when I play golf.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Just started up the lil' smokies and the meatballs in the crock pot"

Together?


I fired up my meatballs a little while a go.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Do you use Oscar Mayer smokies?

H said...

Wassup guys? Dunno how much I'll be posting today, but I wanted to check in and wish EP best of luck. Should be a hell of a game...

Tyler said...

So does Kobe still want a trade now?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm with aitch on this one. Except I don't wish the Giants good luck.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Kobe no wants traded.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Eli's a bumbling fool.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

He should take speaking and personality lessons from Peyton.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TCS lowered my content per comment value.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Speaking of which, where's my prize, Tem?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Damn. Buzzed again.

ToddPacker said...

"Speaking of which, where's my prize, Tem?"


that's not like tem

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem is lazy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I get really happy when Mickelson misses birdie putts

ToddPacker said...

i like mickelson

ToddPacker said...

lefty golfers gotta stick together

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Lefty golfers have ooogly swings.

kodiac said...

damn winter storm warnings chased me back up to Bemidji a day early. On the plus side, I still have tomorrow off from work.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuuuck. Ultimate jinx. I just got V8 on my lucky t-shirt.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Kod, we invaded dscommenters. Spiff even participated. LoG has a screen shot of the post he put up.

kodiac said...

yeah, I lurked on dscommenters blog; well done! Off to LoG to see said screen shot

kodiac said...

hahahahahaha

very well done Spiff; that actually was posted on his site? freakin sweet

blue said...

puck the fatriots

kodiac said...

cummy was suspiciously absent during the invasion though. Also, is Jonathan a LOV psedonym (sp?) or a real ds commentator? The cummy hate is strong with him.

kodiac said...

When did Tom Coughlin marry Kurt Warner's mother in law?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Kod. pie

kodiac said...

Pam Oliver > EA

grrrr Pam Oliver

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Do not blaspheme in here

kodiac said...

it's trufh

kodiac said...

Badgers put the smack down on the Gophs today at the barn. I'm kind of suprised.

ns

what is going on with Purdue this year?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Badgers are not slouches.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wish they could score, though

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

time for the Moss jersey to go on.

kodiac said...

no, the Badgers are great....I never thought they were slouches. It's just hard for any team to win easily at the barn....we played Indiana and M.St. very close there. I thought we'd hang close, and fade in the last few minutes.
-Good for UW

kodiac said...

Worst pregame montage EvAr.
-The declaration of independence? Really? WTF

kodiac said...

LAAAAAAAMEEE

kodiac said...

Fox sports hates England

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Lame indeed.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I want something to fire me up

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Methinks its gonna be the Kod & Deke show tonight.

kodiac said...

maybe they did the Declaration montage to make Tom Petty seem more modern and relevant?

kodiac said...

Methinks its gonna be the Kod & Deke show tonight.

I think LOV had a good turnout at the last SB.

kodiac said...

I just can't believe in a team that got smacked down by the Vikings at home. As much as I want to see the Patriots lose (soooooo much), I don't see how the Giants even come close in this game.
-I hope I'm wrong.

kodiac said...

wow, she has some fat arms

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Who's the gal that Apple uses for their songs on their commercials?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I think LOV had a good turnout at the last SB."


True, but last year's SB wasn't a NY/Boston affair.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

wings

kodiac said...

Connie Payton has aged well

kodiac said...

Brady looks pissed about losing the coin toss

ns

kodiac said...

Brady is thinking, "shit, El Pad called tails and we get stuck as the home team"

kodiac said...

"good luck, have fun"...what are you, a little league coach?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Brady is thinking, "shit, El Pad called tails and we get stuck as the home team""

My 1st thought was "Sweet, EP just won a hundo."

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Interference baby!

kodiac said...

yeah, but EP doesn't actually make the bets he posts on LOV. At least, that's what he claimed last year after getting shit for being El Retardo

kodiac said...

amazing grab there Toomer

kodiac said...

not Eli's fault

kodiac said...

My (and every Minnesotans') earlier prediction of Bush < Maroney doesn't seem so sweet anymore.

kodiac said...

good break for the gints on that fumble

kodiac said...

a rare kod Z

kodiac said...

I'm rollin' TCS style

kodiac said...

Thriller spoofs = awsome

kodiac said...

kod PSA:
teenagers need a drug dealer to get high. If you see a strung out guy near a pay phone wearing a yellow shirt.....shoot to kill

kodiac said...

Tom Petty > every other SB show over the past decade

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I saw none of the halftime show. sexy time.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My vision is still crooked.

kodiac said...

fuck the pats

kodiac said...

yeah right, fat fuck

kodiac said...

NE's fucked now

ns


Eli Eli Eli

kodiac said...

1st down whiney bitches

kodiac said...

put 10 seconds back on the clock

kodiac said...

WOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

kodiac said...

35 seconds? hopefully not too much time for the invincible Pats

kodiac said...

once again Moss is foiled by the Giants

kodiac said...

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahhhhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahah
fuck the fucking Patriots

JFreak said...

The Evil Empire has been defeated!

JFreak said...

Fuck you Tom Brady!

Fuck you Bill Belicheat, you piece of dirty scum!

Fuck all you Patriot piece of shits!

GEEEEEEEEEEEEE-MEN!!!!!!!!

JFreak said...

This is about 75% as good as the Colts winning last year.

Just seeing the Pats lose.

Warms my heart.

JFreak said...

Past two years in the playoffs:

Mannings 2, Brady 0

Suck it, Tom.

kodiac said...

I think I'm pretty much responsible for the outcome tonight....MVP trophy please

kodiac said...

Hey Boston....you want Ajeff back for KG; FUCK NO

Hey Boston....you want less congressional oversight; FUCK NO

Hey Boston.....you want to suck it; IF YOU MEAN ELI, SUCK IT BITCHES

The Rev said...

There is no God!

Tyler said...

FUCK BOSTON!

Tyler said...

That was the most boring game ever until the last half of the 4th quarter.

Tyler said...

2nd half of the 4th quarter was amazaing.

Tyler said...

Sportsdouche is going to have all kinds of excuses tomorrow.

JFreak said...

"There is no God!"

Lies.

Evil was defeated today.

JFreak said...

super madness.

Tyler said...

Biggest chokers: 2007/2008 Patriots or 2004 Yankees?

kodiac said...

it's just good to see that the best team won

ns

The Rev said...

I'll say what was wrong with the Pats. Tom Brady wasn't the best QB on the field tonight.

He was a different QB tonight. From the beginning in the pre-game shots, he had this sour look on his face. Dare I say, I think he was psyched out for once.

And Eli wasn't that great tonight. There was more than one ball he threw that should have been picked. But he was great when he needed to be. That's all you need from him.

The Rev said...

Biggest choker...

I'm still voting for the 04 Yankees. But it's close.

kodiac said...

Biggest chokers: 2007/2008 Patriots or 2004 Yankees?

I dunno Shanoff, why don't you tell us

The Rev said...

I will give the Giants credit.

That D-line was fearsome for them tonight. That last sack of Brady looked like 5 men hit him.

kodiac said...

And Eli wasn't that great tonight. There was more than one ball he threw that should have been picked.

sure, but there was one pic that should have been caught

JFreak said...

For all the words written about how the Mannings are chokers in big games...

2 straight Super Bowl MVPs.

Tyler said...

Yeah, I still think it's the Yankees, but I think you can make the argument for the Pats because they shit the bed. Sportsdouche would say it's no contest and it's the Yankees, but that's why he's the Sportsdouche.

The Giants got after Brady and really made him nervous. But I agree, he didn't look like himself. Eli sucked until that last drive.

The Rev said...

Right, the pick he did throw wasn't his fault.

That last drive, he could have been picked twice. I was waiting for it to happen. But he overcame it. Credit to him.

The Pats secondary came up small.

Tyler said...

"The Pats secondary came up small."

And we have a Revism.

Keith S said...

"I'll say what was wrong with the Pats. Tom Brady wasn't the best QB on the field tonight. "

Him not having any protection at all might have had something to do with it.

The Rev said...

The Pats definitely choked huge. It's up there among the top chokes of all time in all sports.

But the 04 Yankees was of epic proportions.

JFreak said...

Man, that scramble and throw Eli pulled off...I still don't get how he got out of that.

Absolutely bonkers.

Keith S said...

"For all the words written about how the Mannings are chokers in big games...

2 straight Super Bowl MVPs."

Jesus. Freak ♥s Eli now

The Rev said...

Him not having protection... yes, that's a big reason. But he's overcome that before.

I'm out of here. Somewhere, ElPadrino is running naked in the streets of NYC drinking beer and screaming. And good for him.

JFreak said...

Keith, wipe off that bitter beer face.

I've always liked the Manning family.

Keith S said...

How is this choke anywhere close to as big as the Yankees? The Pats almost lost to the Giants 1 month ago, and in 1 game like this anything can happen. They didn't lose 4 in a row to the Giants.

Keith S said...

"Keith, wipe off that bitter beer face."

Ok EP

kodiac said...

The Pats definitely choked huge. It's up there among the top chokes of all time in all sports.

why is that? The Pats weren't that great; they stopped looking invincible a few months back.
-Credit to the Giants, they *are* the better team (maybe not back in November or December....but unlike the Pats who were great when it didn't count, the Giants turned it on at the right time)
-I actually hate the Giants too, but any team that crushes the spirit of douchebag Bostonians is ok with me

Tyler said...

Yanks are still all-time #1. But I'd put the Pats at #2.

JFreak said...

I'm honestly so happy about this win.

I don't think I could have stood hearing about a patriots perfect season for the rest of my life.

Would have definitely dampened my football fanhood.

kodiac said...

I'm honestly so happy about this win.

I don't think I could have stood hearing about a patriots perfect season for the rest of my life.

Would have definitely dampened my football fanhood.

soooooo true

blue said...

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe-Men

blue said...

"elpadrino is running naked through the streets of New York right now"

right next to Mercury Morris

blue said...

tom petty was actually pretty good....that's what everyone should do, just go out there and play your 4 best songs, don't do anything crazy, and put on a good show

blue said...

I don't see this as an ultimate choke job...they got outplayed both times they played the giants, and they got outplayed a few other games this season...they weren't invincible

Keith S said...

The Pats should get Jordin Sparks to play OL next year.

blue said...

el retardo will claim that they were distracted by all the spygate crap that came out about them taping the superbowl practice in 2002...fuck el retardo...i hope he ordered that 19-0 book from amazon

blue said...

85 bears are still the best team of all time

blue said...

jordin sparks' national anthem wasn't horrible...yeah, she's large and in charge, but i think if you bet the over on her song, you got paid

Keith S said...

It would have been better if her lips were in synch with the recording

blue said...

looks like EP hit on 4 of his bets

blue said...

so another week of shirtless eli...keith should be excited

Keith S said...

Thrilled

blue said...

The NFL superbowl commercial was pretty good, about the oboe player...one of the few that actually made me laugh

JFreak said...

All the Super Bowl commercials

blue said...

too bad there is a writer's strike or else eli would be funny on SNL

JFreak said...

deke, you should let ep write tomorrow's post, if he wants.

Keith S said...

I think the e-Trade were probabl the funniest

Keith S said...

The Sales Genie ones were retarded with their ethnic stereotypes.

Keith S said...

This is, without hyperbole, the Greatest Upset in NFL History. (Particularly given that the Pats presumably sealed the win with that late TD.)
This is the Greatest Performance by a Defense in Super Bowl History. (Particularly given the way the Giants D shut down the Pats offense, the most devastating of our time.)
That play by Eli Manning to David Tyree may just go down as the Single-Greatest Play in Super Bowl history: "The Immaculate Escape."


1 guess as to who wrote that garbage.
Biggest upset was/is the Jets over the Colts.
Best defense was/is the '85 Bears.
Greatest play was probably the Rams stuffing the Titans at the end zone as time expired.

blue said...

yeah, i liked the etrade ones as well

Keith S said...

The Diet Pepsi one using the Roxbury theme was alright

blue said...

I don't know eli's play was pretty good, it'll be the signature play of that game

blue said...

would have been better if they had will farrell to go along with Chris Kattan at the end

blue said...

i liked the clydesdale training to the rocky theme song, even though it wasn't really funny

blue said...

well, not really the rocky theme song...but the rocky training montage song "getting strong now"

blue said...

85 bears had the best defensive performance for an entire playoffs...i wouldn't disagree that the giants played one of the best defensive games in superbowl history...the best ever? probably not

Keith S said...

Didn't that Bears team hold the Pats to negative total yards in the first half? '00 Ravens were solid, too.

Giants D was awesome tonight, just don't think it was the best ever.

Keith S said...

I would like to know what EP was thinking when the Pats scored with 2:40 left. There's no way he was confident in Eli running a 2:00 offense at that point.

blue said...

"Didn't that Bears team hold the Pats to negative total yards in the first half?"

yes -19 if i remember correctly from the graphic tonight...so I sit corrected...although they did it agains the Pats of 1985, not the pats of 2008.

kodiac said...

NE's fucked now

ns


Eli Eli Eli

February 3, 2008 9:42 PM

-I'm sure El Pad saw it coming

Keith S said...

The '85 Bears didn't play the '07 Pats?

kodiac said...

once in Madden, but then Tardo hit the reset button

blue said...

hilarity at kod

Keith S said...

Why was Randall Gay in the game for the Pats. He couldn't cover anyone the whole night. He gave up 3 1st downs on 3rd down in that first drive, then got hurt, then came back in was still horrible.

Keith S said...

Watching Eli win tonight made me think of a smack comment that blue made to me before our FNFL championship. Something like if a team wins a championship with Eli as a QB that is a sign of armageddon. Or words to that effect.

kodiac said...

if a team can win a SB with Trent Dilfer, well....yeah, then a team can win a SB with any quarterback.
-except for Travaris Jackson, that guy's awful

Keith S said...

Dougie Williams looked like he ate someone

blue said...

yep and ever since eli sucked in week 16...FNFL finals...eli has played well

I was his bulletin board material...you're welcome EP

blue said...

7 and 3 for squares paid big tonight

Keith S said...

Don't forget, blue. I benched him for Sage Rosenfels. I should get some of the credit, too.

blue said...

my favorite shot of peyton tonight...in the 3rd quarter they showed him and he had a glass of white wine sitting in front of him...

WFT...

white wine at a football game...sissy boy..ahahahahahahaha

Keith S said...

Peyton Manning was there???



s

blue said...

yeah, i guess archie was "busy" or didn't think th giants had a chance to win

Keith S said...

When FOX was showing pictures of the blimp flying over downtown Phoenix, I had to laugh because that's about 30 miles from where the stadium is.

Keith S said...

I'm feeling kind of lukewarm about Semi Pro.

Keith S said...

Anyone see the new stuff about that chick who disappeared in Aruba a few years back? Weird.

blue said...

lukewarm sounds about right

Keith S said...

That Audi R8 looks pretty sweet. Rev shoulda bought that

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