Tuesday, February 19, 2008

So....

I am busy. Real Busy.

I'll add more later.


OK, thanks for bearing with me folks. I hope nobody offed themselves because I did not post in a timely manner. If they did I would be devastated for a little bit. I'd get over it though because living in the past is no way to live at all.

So now is the time....the time for college basketball. Everyone should be watching and learning so that when they fill out their brackets they have some knowledge. Knowledge is power and nothing is worse than getting embarassed in your office tourney pool. I'd write more on the subject, but frankly I haven't been doing my homework and am fairly clueless as to who is good. I see some teams ranked highly that I would not have suspected. I don't know if they are legit or not. I will be finding out in the next few weeks. St. Mary's, I'll be watching you.

NBA: Kidd trade - Don't care. Seems like a good trade to me though. Dallas gets better now and New Jersey gets better tomorrow. Exactly what both teams want.

NHL Update: Detriot still has the most points, they must be the best team, even though they lost to Columbus.

MLB: Petite is ashamed/embarrassed of/for what he did....Is he ashamed because he got caught or really honestly ashamed?? I don't know, all I know is that Petitte seems 1000 times more believable than Clemens or that gay trainer guy.

Random Side Note: Speaking of Detriot, is Iam dead? Have we seen him lately?

Sports Guy: He apparently went to NO for the All Star game. He has definitely parlayed this internet writing into a legit career. It makes me wonder why the hell he took a job with Jimmy Kimmel in the first place. I mean, his ceiling as an intraweb writer guy has got to be higher than his ceiling as a writer for a late night show right? Did he think he'd parlay Kimmel into SNL and then get on the show and then do some movies and then do a NBA movie where he was a GM and then the Celtics brass would watch the movie and then the Celtics would hire him and then he would draft only great players and then he would fleece all the other GMs in every trade and then the Celts would win 10 titles in a row and then he would play a game for them and then score 100 points and then retire as the most popular guy ever??? He probably did think all that.

Random Side Note 2: A co-worker, who I have long suspected was a moron recently sent me an email claiming that for every person I forwarded the email to Microsoft would pay be $240. Now I know he is a moron. I am glad to have closure.

Random Side Note 3: I just got a pic from another guy at work of a Patriot cheerleader losing her top in the Super Bowl Pre-game. It is one of the most fake pics I have ever seen.

Work is a bitch. Sorry for this shitty post this week. I'll do better next week.

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Steve said...

Top 5

El Padrino said...

Castro no longer prez, we knew this though

El Padrino said...

eh, i'm lukewarm on her

El Padrino said...

blu-ray won

fuckers

Steve said...

isn't Castro about dead?


Who took his place? Does this mean we'll soon be able to buy Cuban...legally?

El Padrino said...

from yesterday:

deke i though you were eyeing a 360? You still fuckin wit PS2 but...

Dhoward is a beast but yes, he threw it in, bogus.

I love how Petite said he dont need the money...loved it. Yes Andy, god loves you.

El Padrino said...

"Who took his place? Does this mean we'll soon be able to buy Cuban...legally?"

his cocksucker brother, same deal, maybe a little meaner

Steve said...

he's gotta be pretty old too, is there a link ep?

Steve said...

nvm

El Padrino said...

does that mean nevermind?

Steve said...

yes

Steve said...

Got the driving instructions for the upcoming batchlor party. After the directions and all that bullshit, it read:

"Also, please bring a case of beer per person, and a bottle of liquor per car."

this is gonna be my kinda party.

El Padrino said...

ok, but yea 76 is old too so.....

El Padrino said...

nice!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke i though you were eyeing a 360? You still fuckin wit PS2 but..."

360 is dying. $99 PS2 is nice. I'm now not planning on going netx-gen for a while now.

El Padrino said...

Tyler & spiff, stay away from beef

Beth said...

Doesn't steve now have about 20 women in his top 5? :-)

El Padrino said...

"360 is dying?"

please elaborate.

and if your saying that because PS3 has blu-ray that's about the only reason i can think of to get a PS3

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

PS3 out-sold 360 & Wii last month. Its making a big surge. Oh, and don't forget about that little Red Ring Of Death problem they still have.

El Padrino said...

red ring of death

mmkay

i will forever rock the microsoft product

El Padrino said...

“With him, I have no doubt we’re going to win our division. I have no doubt about that…So, this year, tell Jimmy Rollins we are the team to beat.”

-Carlos Beltran, CF New York Metropolitans

Beth said...

Wow, a Met going on the record saying they're the team to beat after getting Santana. Way to go out on a limb there Carlos!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"red ring of death

mmkay"


Are you not familiar with this?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Has Carlos gotten the bat off his shoulder yet?

El Padrino said...

"Has Carlos gotten the bat off his shoulder yet?"

Still stings. Even when a Brewer fan says it.

El Padrino said...

not familar with the red ring of death topic

El Padrino said...

Wow, a Met going on the record saying they're the team to beat after getting Santana. Way to go out on a limb there Carlos!

it was a response to rollins from last year, just trying to pump up those philly boys

ToddPacker said...

i saw that beltran quote, ep

ToddPacker said...

"Still stings. Even when a Brewer fan says it"

yeah, that hurts

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Mets jokes are some of my favorites

Beth said...

"it was a response to rollins from last year, just trying to pump up those philly boys"

Oh I totally got that EP. My point is that it was a bold statement when Rollins said it, but not so much from Beltran.

ToddPacker said...

outstanding post from tem today

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"not familar with the red ring of death topic"

As recently as this past fall, 360 had/has a failure rate of 30%. They crash.

I think Microsoft has gotten the failure rate down to like 18% recently. But that's probably mainly because of all the 360s they've repaired.

We get right about 2 360s brought in here per day that are going to the repair center in Texas.

Not good.

El Padrino said...

well i guess i got a good one then cuz no crashes just yet

*knockin on wood

ToddPacker said...

the bible on the red ring of death

tem said...

"outstanding post from tem today"

i added more.

tem said...

TPS grabbed me by the balls as soon as I walked in the door.

I don't care who you are when someone grabs you by the balls you listen up.

Unless you are without balls.

ToddPacker said...

nice post... i'm having tps problems too, tem

ToddPacker said...

RE: bracket talk

i have a feeling florida might not make it to the dance... lost 4 of the last 5 games and stuck on 19 wins

tem said...

"three flashing red lights appear on the front of the console, known by gamers as the infamous "Red Ring of Death" (RROD for short)"


that is from wiki.


is it mere coincidence that it is RROD??? as a WVU fan i think not.

RROD sucks.

ToddPacker said...

"RROD for short"

very funny

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i have a feeling florida might not make it to the dance... lost 4 of the last 5 games and stuck on 19 wins"

This is a pointless reverse-jinx, TP. They'll be there.

El Padrino said...

nice re-draft tem

ToddPacker said...

"This is a pointless reverse-jinx, TP. They'll be there"

i'm trying with the reverse-jinx, but really they have 5 games left before the SEC tourney and they could lose 4 out 5... if that happens, that would make them 20-12, and 2-8 in the last 10 games... not good

El Padrino said...

Ten-Memphis on sat

yum-yum

ToddPacker said...

joe lunardi's bracketology:


LAST FOUR OUT
Florida
Massachusetts
Houston
Miami (Fla.)

ToddPacker said...

"Ten-Memphis on sat

yum-yum"

should be a great game

El Padrino said...

rev busted out a new blog
the color scheme has to go
my fucking eyes hurt now

ToddPacker said...

the last line of rev's new post:

"Come with me, and let's not suck together"

classic rev

Spaceman Spiff said...

i will look at the lohan pics everyday

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i will look at the lohan pics everyday"

She has surprisingly small nipples. I had her pegged for big salami rings.

Steve said...

"Doesn't steve now have about 20 women in his top 5? :-)"


It's a rotating list.

El Padrino said...

please advise on the lohan links

tem said...

hungry time.

tem said...

lohan nekkid link yesterday.

ToddPacker said...

"please advise on the lohan links"

the lohan pics would be nice on the LoG, for those of us blocked

Keith S said...

"Top 5"

I've liked her ever since she was on that 8 Simple Rules show a few years back.

Steve said...

"I've liked her ever since she was on that 8 Simple Rules show a few years back."

agreed

El Padrino said...

"yeah, Zeke is missed; I think I'd miss any LOV member who left except for ElPad"

your getting your neck stepped on at the picnic now ya lil ho

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"your getting your neck stepped on at the picnic now ya lil ho"

I was wondering when we'd be seeing th fallout...

El Padrino said...

deke i wouldnt have known about it if i hadn't gone looking for the nekkid lohan pics, which i'm blocked from anyway

El Padrino said...

and to think, i was starting to come around on the lil bugger

ToddPacker said...

ep, it was the CL talking

El Padrino said...

no man gets drunk off CL

ToddPacker said...

ok, CL + lysol

ToddPacker said...

this AM:

kodiac said...
"I was a little surprised by kod's comment about EP"

ElPad's cool; I was just trying to start a slapper

ToddPacker said...

crazy lysol facts per wiki:

"In the late 1920s Lysol disinfectant began being marketed by maker Lysol, Incorporated and distributor Lehn & Fink, Inc. as a feminine hygiene product. They intimated that vaginal douching with a Lysol solution prevented infections and vaginal odor, and thereby preserved marital bliss[citation needed]. This Lysol solution was also used as a birth control agent, as post-coital douching was a popular method of preventing pregnancy at that time. The use of Lysol was later discouraged by the medical community as it tended to eliminate the bacteria normal to the healthy vagina, thus allowing more robust, health-threatening bacteria to thrive, and may have masked more serious problems that certain odors indicated in the first place."

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TP, I'm not sure how to read that

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Not the long one, the one before it.

El Padrino said...

ok i read back, he seemed like he was kidding and even called himself a douche which in turn a man-law was born off that so it's a win-win

kod i wont step on your neck at the picnic, leave that bow and arrow at home

El Padrino said...

TP Cochran for a moment there.....

ToddPacker said...

"TP Cochran for a moment there..."


i guess i've been called worse things

El Padrino said...

tp any recon on Jacksonville for me?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"ok i read back, he seemed like he was kidding and even called himself a douche which in turn a man-law was born off that so it's a win-win"

Just to stoke the fire:

Kod said you've never said anything interesting.

ToddPacker said...

"tp any recon on Jacksonville for me?"

jax = south georgia

El Padrino said...

yikes

El Padrino said...

"jax = south georgia"

figured that, must suck

ToddPacker said...

that's crazy, ep

El Padrino said...

put the stoker down deke

El Padrino said...

deke how long did your sobriety last?

Spaceman Spiff said...

he wasnt even drunk, he was just heath ledger'd

El Padrino said...

oh boy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke how long did your sobriety last?"

2 days.

Mills said...

Only reason Ps3 would sell out Wii's is cause Nintendo doesn't release nearly as many Wii's...

trying to keep demand high by keeping supply low I guess.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We're pretty slow today.

Mills said...

that may be the best wiki entry ever TP.

one question - why did you even go there in the first place?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wii sucks

tem said...

this is a slow day.

i blame me.

and blue for skipping today.

speaking of, how did the interview go?

tem said...

sometimes i think i should just move to some podunk town in idaho or north dakato or south carolina and see what that'd be like.

El Padrino said...

spiff would danity kane hooker would you fuck

for me it's little andrea

tem said...

i don't think i could afford to pay off my student loans and other debt though.

El Padrino said...

"sometimes i think i should just move to some podunk town in idaho or north dakato or south carolina and see what that'd be like."

it'd suck balls

tem said...

we have new hot chick in the office. she looks better every day.

also she looks like this hot chick from another floor. sometimes i see her twice and then wonder why the fuck she changed clothes. then i realize it was 2 different hot chicks.

El Padrino said...

my bills are redonk

wives drain everything from you
time, money, years

everything

tem said...

i can never remember new hot chick's name though. i keep thinking it is lanette, which is a terrible name.

but it is not. it is something else.

tem said...

"it'd suck balls"

well you'd probably be the most educated person there. that would probably be worth some tail.

Spaceman Spiff said...

definitely be andrea numero uno, i'd do aubrey too, she was at my college before she tried out for the band, never saw her on campus though.

El Padrino said...

yeah aubrey
but she seems haggard at times
she LOVES the cock though

Spaceman Spiff said...

wild rumor from cowherd show: lakers trying to get tough juice back from the wiz for odom.

why would the wiz even consider this deal? i dont believe it

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea, sometimes in pictures you can tell aubrey had a LONG night, looks tore up

El Padrino said...

oh shit

i think the gollum is in talks to bounce to another department

this is great news

El Padrino said...

i hope my contact is not fucking with me

tem said...

is getting rid of Gollum > Super Bowl win

El Padrino said...

no, no

super bowl win trumps all

El Padrino said...

unless he's buying radioactvie materials

could be that too

tem said...

"super bowl win trumps all"

trumps WS win?

Steve said...

Thursday may be my last posting on LOV Ever.


My dad just emailed me and told me that I could borrow his mustang to drive to Snowshoe with.


Windy Mountain Roads + Snow + 300hp + Steve = Potential Firery Crash

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Welp. TPS is about to fuck my ass, see you all in a while

El Padrino said...

"trumps WS win?"

no, baseball > football

barely though
by a pube

El Padrino said...

steve it's a cool way to go though

good luck

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Windy Mountain Roads + Snow + 300hp + Steve = Potential Firery Crash"

Good luck

Steve said...

"steve it's a cool way to go though"


indeed. on the way up threw the mountains, the highway splits into 3 lanes in one direction. very very curvy, but you never have to slow down. When you take the turns, you can vere out wide and cut accross the lans.

Last time I did this, i had a blast and I was in a Chevy Malibu.

Steve said...

*lanes

Steve said...

i'm gonna have to burn lots of heavy metal music for the drive.

Steve said...

Track 1...although not metal, will be "Danger Zone"

El Padrino said...

and weed

blue said...

interview went well, tiny tiny company, but I think if I want the job it's mine...might be good for a few years

Steve said...

"and weed"

indeed.

Steve said...

small companies can be fun. Plently of oportunities to impress, of course, there's no way hide fucking up either.

El Padrino said...

blue you looking to leave where your at?

Keith S said...

"wives drain everything from you
time, money, years"

So you're saying I shouldn't do it?

tem said...

blue is tired of gay bosses.

tem said...

keith you should do it.

you've come too far to back away now.

tem said...

if you fuck it up with this one you will be labeled damaged goods and be lonely forever.

Keith S said...

"if you fuck it up with this one you will be labeled damaged goods and be lonely forever."

Speaking from experience?

El Padrino said...

keef you have no choice like tem said

your fucked

Keith S said...

On this day in 1996, Picabo Street won the downhill at the Worl Alpine Ski Championship held in Sierra Nevada, Spain.

She then had a hospital wing named after her.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

still loving naked Lohan

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Marriage is a terrible idea

Keith S said...

So is living in Wisconsin.



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tem said...

anyone know section 196 of the IRS code?

tem said...

"Speaking from experience?"

umm...no

El Padrino said...

workers comp?

tem said...

ok maybe.

Keith S said...

"anyone know section 196 of the IRS code?"

Tax people probably know

Steve said...

Just played the Lego Indiana Jones game on LOG.


What's the hight so far? Anybody?

tem said...

no not workers comp

tem said...

i know about it now.

i just read it. it is gay.

tem said...

the high score is whatever you just got.

El Padrino said...

sold louis vutton shopping bags on ebay for $12.50

they are just empty bags

tem said...

i got a 0 on lego indy.

that is the high score.

Keith S said...

"sold louis vutton shopping bags on ebay for $12.50

they are just empty bags"

Goes without saying, but women are crazy

tem said...

why did you have them?

El Padrino said...

"why did you have them?"

i dont know they were herz, she kept them for some crazy reason

tem said...

why are you selling her stuff?

tem said...

and you mean you sold some plastic shopping bag for 12.50?

tem said...

she kept them because you could sell them for 12.50 a pop and use that to buy her something else.

the female mind is easy to figure out. it is a selfish one that is hellbent on destroying other people.

El Padrino said...

hilarity would ensue if kidd vetoed that deal

El Padrino said...

because she thinks we live in a 12 bedroom house with closets

tem said...

"hilarity would ensue if kidd vetoed that deal"

just thinking about that possibility gave me a good laugh.

Keith S said...

"the female mind is easy to figure out. it is a selfish one that is hellbent on destroying other people."


TOTPM

Beth said...

"the female mind is easy to figure out. it is a selfish one that is hellbent on destroying other people"

So what's your point?

:-)

And I have zero Louis Vitton bags.

Beth said...

And just for equal time, the male mind is easy to figure out. It is a selfish one that is hellbent on getting laid and seeing naked women.

Keith S said...

So you're a Coach gal?

Steve said...

I don't even know what a Louis Vitton bag is?

Is that like a purse?

Steve said...

"It is a selfish one that is hellbent on getting laid and seeing naked women."


So, what's your point?

El Padrino said...

point and counterpoint

i like it

Steve said...

It is a purse.

What's the big deal?

El Padrino said...

a very expensive purse

Steve said...

"a very expensive purse"

does it hold things better than a cheap purse? does it have a built in IPod or something?

El Padrino said...

sadly, there are no bells and whistles to a louis vutton bag other than it's rich leather material

El Padrino said...

it's one of those unsolved mysteries

i mean take a amani or gucci
why are they so expensive

same deal

tem said...

oh so you were selling the leather purse for 12 bucks?

i thought you were selling the plastic bags that you'd get when you went to the store and bought a purse.

tem said...

"And I have zero Louis Vitton bags."

sounds like you need to talk to fmbeth about that.

El Padrino said...

"i thought you were selling the plastic bags that you'd get when you went to the store and bought a purse."

that's funny, cuz i did
those purses would have sold for a hell of alot more

they retail at about $400-$2000

El Padrino said...

Martha buys Emeril

Steve said...

This cost $1,500.00

Beth said...

"sounds like you need to talk to fmbeth about that"

Actually, not only do I have zero Vitton bags, I don't want any either. Now if we were talking Prada that's a different story. :-)

tem said...

Adam Carolla will be on the next dancing with the stars.

hahahahaahaha. career meet toilet.

tem said...

ok so el pad sold plastic bags on the intraweb.


wft. why would you buy the plastic bag??

tem said...

the devil wears prada beth.

Keith S said...

"they retail at about $400-$2000"

When me and my gf go down to Mexico each year she gets fake ones there for about $75. So it doesn't even matter that it's real, just as long as it has the logo on it.

Steve said...

"When me and my gf go down to Mexico each year she gets fake ones there for about $75"


why don't ya'll buy 30 or 40 come back and sell them for 125?

Keith S said...

I would only buy my g/f a $1500 purse if it was loaded with 15 $100 bills.

tem said...

that movie is about some bitch movie who wears a purse and nothing else.

i think glen close is in it and nude the whole time, save a purse.

it is gross.

anyway, she is the devil and stores the souls she buys in the purse. mostly she buys souls of young men who sell their soul if she would "just put some damn clothes on."

so in the end that homely anne hathaway chick stabs the devil with her glasses. and then her hair falls out of its pony tail and she is totally hot with no glasses and no pony tail.

tem said...

that movie = devil wears prada.

Keith S said...

"why don't ya'll buy 30 or 40 come back and sell them for 125?"

Not sure if you've been to Mexico, but I wouldn't take $2000 down there with me.

Beth said...

Finally the tem movie review! And it's even related to a LOV subject, so it's like a bonus.

El Padrino said...

"wft. why would you buy the plastic bag??"

cuz it says Louis Vutton on it
and they may not be plastic
i think they are paper
but a very fine paper

tem said...

"why don't ya'll buy 30 or 40 come back and sell them for 125?"

where would they put them on their return trip?

oh i guess keith can drive to mexico and can put them in the trunk.

El Padrino said...

"I would only buy my g/f a $1500 purse if it was loaded with 15 $100 bills."

talk to me in 5 years, if she wants it, she'll get it, and you'll pay for it

El Padrino said...

chinatown has fake ones, real good fake ones for about $100 depending on the style

tem said...

oh 2 out of 5 helmet stickers.

thankfully they keep the glenn close titty shots to a minimum.

Keith S said...

"talk to me in 5 years, if she wants it, she'll get it, and you'll pay for it"

Never. I would buy her a fake one and she would be happy with that.

ns

tem said...

you owned them and didn't even know what material they were made out of and other people thought this was a good thing to buy??

Keith S said...

"oh i guess keith can drive to mexico and can put them in the trunk."

Yeah we drive down there, but still, I'm not taking $2000 cash with me.

tem said...

keith will learnt the hard way.

Spaceman Spiff said...

'Actually, not only do I have zero Vitton bags, I don't want any either.'

doesnt mean youre not a money grubbing demon like the rest of em

Steve said...

"Yeah we drive down there, but still, I'm not taking $2000 cash with me."

travelers checks.

you could trun 2000, into 3,500 or 4000 for doing nothing.

Spaceman Spiff said...

you can tell women are evil just by the fact they are incapable of having the same sense of humor as a man.

tem said...

i think i am going to buy a condo or a house.

chicks dig it when you own a house right?

Steve said...

hell, if you bought in bulk, you could probably get them cheaper than 75 a purse.

El Padrino said...

tell her spiff, PRADA is expensive too anyway

El Padrino said...

Condos are sexy

tem said...

"you can tell women are evil just by the fact they are incapable of having the same sense of humor as a man."

this line of thought also proves gay men are evil.

tem said...

steve why dont you go buy the purses and sell them?

El Padrino said...

tem click this link look at the picture, if it works

tem said...

is it almost new time?

tem said...

i've never gotten newer.

tem said...

newer

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