Wednesday, February 20, 2008

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Keith S said...

Pulp Fiction sucks

Keith S said...

Fireworks suck

ToddPacker said...

funny

Keith S said...

Giants suck

ToddPacker said...

keith sucks

Keith S said...

Vegas does not suck

blue said...

hilarity

blue said...

Suck

El Padrino said...

so the title was correct then keef-deke?

Spaceman Spiff said...

lohan's boobs

Keith S said...

If you posted it, why didn't you put OSU or the Pats up?

El Padrino said...

i dont hate OSU or the pats
well i hate the pats but not as much as the cowboys, yanks, islanders, devils, braves, & pacers

valid point, i guess the answer is

because i posted it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I root for Carolina in college basketball...they are better than Idaho"


I can honestly say that this makes me very angry. I fucking hate UNC with a passion rivaled only by Steve's hatred for them.

I FUCKING HATE NORTH CAROLINA

Keith S said...

You're a UM fan and you don't hate OSU?

Steve said...

I wish i had mad photoshop skills, cause i would totally fuck with that RW picture.

blue said...

Pacers? Reggie miller still haunts you in your sleep?

Keith S said...

You can draw poop with paint

blue said...

"I can honestly say that this makes me very angry"

surprise, surprise

El Padrino said...

"You're a UM fan and you don't hate OSU?"

hate? nah, i dont like them
all my college football hate is devoted to notre dame

Steve said...

That OSU/UM "fan for life" commercial on ESPN. The one where the dude jumps out of the car.

Best.Commercial.Ever

El Padrino said...

"Pacers? Reggie miller still haunts you in your sleep?"

i wake up screaming somtimes y aknow

it's really not funny

Steve said...

woops the tag line is "never graduate"

Keith S said...

"it's really not funny"


Funny like a clown?

Keith S said...

I guess not

ToddPacker said...

"Reggie miller still haunts you in your sleep"

yes

El Padrino said...

that's not funny keef

at all

blue said...

I find it humorous

blue said...

I imagine EP like spike lee waving a towel and taunting Reggie

El Padrino said...

my ebay stuff is selling like johnny cakes at a richard simmons convention

blue said...

EP is not adhering to the Ebay strike this week...SCAB

Keith S said...

ebay strike?

blue said...

ebay strike

Keith S said...

""I'm going to try iOffer because it's very inexpensive," said Carol, who makes about $5,000 a month selling sterling silver charms. "

$60k/year selling fucking charms.

blue said...

people are resourceful

blue said...

they're after me lucky charms

Keith S said...

I'm going to start digging up cacti and selling them.

El Padrino said...

i dont care
i'm selling garbage for the most part, stuff i'd otherwise throw out or give it away

Spaceman Spiff said...

thank you jason richardson

i hate manu

Keith S said...

I saw that dunk last night. Saw Manu get up and complain about a no call, but both his feet were in the arc.

blue said...

i despise manu

blue said...

Manu complained? no, say it ain't so

El Padrino said...

j rich word

blue said...

manu is the king of the flop

blue said...

*wall(eye pike)

blue said...

walleye for those of you not educated in the ways of the fish

Keith S said...

Berlin *wall

Keith S said...

I just got tickets to see the A's/Cubs and Angels/Cubs. That's 20% of the way to my goal.

tem said...

i ate lunch already.

today is a slow and sad day.

tem said...

TPS is beating me up, but I don't have the energy to even care.

tem said...

goals are for losers.

tem said...

i see we are mid lull.

blue said...

yes, lull, wall and amid are all in effect

tem said...

i'm tired.

Keith S said...

I think the lull is because there was no HUNGRY today. It threw off our equilibrium.

McJugin said...

dude?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck TPS.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

A walleye is not a pike.

tem said...

deke knows fish.

tem said...

fish was not on the list of things blue knows.

tem said...

i was busy and missed HUNGRY time.

but i went to lunch anyway.

i know it devastates the day.

McJugin said...

Remember Hotshots and the walleyed vision?

tem said...

walleye vision was funny.

tem said...

hot shots has been on HBO a lot lately.

the chick on it is nice.

blue said...

"A walleye is not a pike"

I know this, but it is sometimes referred to as a walleye pike (see the wiki entry linked above) and I wanted to ensure the walleye's fishiness, not just some walleye randomness

Keith S said...

French chick?

blue said...

"the chick on it is nice"

she seems like a bitch to me

tem said...

holly robinson sang the theme song for 21 jump street.

tem said...

i think she later married rodney pete.

blue said...

there was singing on 21 jump street?

tem said...

she had a funny accent.


french? sure.

tem said...

there was a theme song.

Keith S said...

Holly Robinson-Peete was on Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

blue said...

Holly Robinson-Peete was also married to the dude on Head of the Class...but before she was married to Rodney Peete.

Keith S said...

HotC was great.

blue said...

i guess they were not married, only engaged....they had a temgagement

El Padrino said...

tps is like that cloverfield monster

blue said...

HotC guy

blue said...

Robin Givens was only on Head of the Class for 7 episodes? it seemed like she was on there much longer than that.

Keith S said...

temgagement is hilarity

tem said...

temgagement made me laugh.

blue said...

lunch

tem said...

didn't heath ledger and michelle have a temgagement?

then they broke it off, then he died?

but they added a kid or something too.

tem said...

i liked HoTC.

only 7 episodes of Givens??

ToddPacker said...

i never liked HotC

ToddPacker said...

"temgagement"

well done

tem said...

you didn't like it because it went against your leave it to beaver values.

Keith S said...

I picture TP as more of a My Three Sons old person.

El Padrino said...

Not cool tps, not cool at all

El Padrino said...

spiff pumped for suns/lakers?

Keith S said...

Shaq is playing. It's big news on the radio here, apparently.

tem said...

shaq plays for the lakers or suns now??

ToddPacker said...

"shaq plays for the lakers or suns now?"

both

tem said...

cool.

you think a trade like that would have made the news.

Spaceman Spiff said...

lakers are rollin, would like to see bynum in there against shaq, but he'll probly only play 20 minutes

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can't wait for the revival of the Diesel.

tem said...

shaq will play 20 mins for the Suns ans 20 for lakers.

8 minutes of TV commenting.

tem said...

sometimes you wait for things and they never come.

tem said...

twss

El Padrino said...

that gasol trade was so fucking good

Keith S said...

100?

Keith S said...

YES!

tem said...

100 means nothing now.

tem said...

blogger has kilt odd madneww.

El Padrino said...

this satelitte shootdown is very intesresting

El Padrino said...

spelting bad

tem said...

blue, are you using a headhunter for looking at these jobs or one of the online search things??

Keith S said...

Are they still shooting it down today?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I feel ill

tem said...

they should nuke it.

tem said...

it's been awhile since there has been a big damn explosion.

at least one tem knows about.

tem said...

maybe iam died in a big explosion.

tem said...

of the non-romantic variety.

Keith S said...

"it's been awhile since there has been a big damn explosion."


TWSS

Keith S said...

Did you all know that last Friday was National That's What She Said Day?

ns

tem said...

how did we not know that??

Keith S said...

When we were moving, my g/f's brother made me aware of TWSS Day

tem said...

i am shamed for not knowing.

ToddPacker said...

twss day... who knew

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TWSS

El Padrino said...

just purchsed a new product

Sweettarts Rope

ok
it's a cherry rope filled with sour nerds crushed up

it's like a nerds rops (which i love) except inverted

MAGICAL

Keith S said...

I haven't had nerds in probably 20 years.

Keith S said...

I should get back on that train

El Padrino said...

i'm a candy freak keef
i dropped $80 on this website every two months
candy time

Keith S said...

Jesus. No way I could eat that much candy.

Keith S said...

Chocolate Neccos and Atomic Fireballs were 2 things I ate all the time as a kid.

Keith S said...

Not together, of course.

ToddPacker said...

you still got teef, ep?

El Padrino said...

yeah, i got elephant tusks for teeth

El Padrino said...

no buckeyes for you keef

El Padrino said...

actually havent ordered anything since october so every other month is a lie

El Padrino said...

but you get the idear

tem said...

liar

blue said...

"blue, are you using a headhunter for looking at these jobs or one of the online search things??"

a little bit of both..i have a headhunter looking for me, but I also just called up a bunch of people I used to work with to see if they knew of anything.

El Padrino said...

"As noted in an earlier post to MetsBlog, according to their Facebook Group, more than 500 Phillies fans are planning a ‘Take Over’ of Shea Stadium during the Nationally-televised Phillies-Mets game on September 6, because they are ‘sick and tired of stupid Mets fans taking over Citizen’s Bank Park.’"

haaaahahahahahaaaaaa
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

blue said...

*a bunch is probably an exaggeration...

a bunch = 2

blue said...

speaking of taking over...where were all these fagsy celtics fans when they sucked...there were a ton of people wearing KG jerseys at the game last nigh...fuck you you bandwagon, pink hat wearing, celtic loving, el retardo reading, uneducated piece of horse manure.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm hooked on Facebook

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The anger is strong with Blue

ToddPacker said...

blue, aren't you a self-proclaimed bandwagoner

tem said...

so did you use one of the online job things?

does that really work for real jobs?

blue said...

"blue, aren't you a self-proclaimed bandwagoner"

no, when my teams suck i still root for them.

blue said...

"does that really work for real jobs?"

like monster.com? yeah some companies that's all they use is online.

blue said...

meeting time

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sleepy

tem said...

is monster the best one?

maybe i should put something out there.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think Monster costs money

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wal(l)ter Mondale

tem said...

costs money? that sucks.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

GOLF PICKS

Keith S said...

"no buckeyes for you keef"

Funny you say that. My mom made those last weekend and gave me a bucket full

Keith S said...

""So blue is a frontrunner"
this has long been established, the answer is yes."


""blue, aren't you a self-proclaimed bandwagoner"
no, when my teams suck i still root for them."


Which is it?

Keith S said...

Monster does not cost money unless you want to use the extra services. But to put your resume on there and search jobs and submit your resume is free.

tem said...

i wonder if i can just put "tem" on a resume and get an offer or two.

tem said...

a temsume

Keith S said...

Don't forget to put that you are an LOV contributor and you write fake movie reviews.

tem said...

just looked at el tardo's article.

couldn't read it.

1 question. in the picture of kidd and nash, why is nash wearing a poncho thing but kidd isn't? wft is wrong with nash?

tem said...

putting all that is too much work.

Steve said...

What the hell are they putting in the water in Englad

"The body of a teenage girl was found hanging in the woods of a Welsh village, and authorities said it was the 17th young suicide in just over a year near one town in South Wales."

Steve said...

*England

Keith S said...

It's a Canadian thing.

Steve said...

"i wonder if i can just put "tem" on a resume and get an offer or two."

i've always wanted to do that. Find a job that i'm well over qualified for, ask for minimal pay and then just do everything wrong that I can possible do in the interview/resume etc. etc.

I think it would be fun.

Keith S said...

That would make you a real goal-getter.

Steve said...

"That would make you a real goal-getter."


oh yea

Steve said...

Same Lohan Pics, but now in high-def

Keith S said...

Note to self: Check out 4:18 link

Keith S said...

When I get home

JFreak said...

I see LeBron tonight.

He better not suck.

JFreak said...

Speaking of the Pacers, their starting lineup consists of 4 white guys and Danny Granger.

It's fun.

blue said...

"is monster the best one?

maybe i should put something out there

I think Monster costs money"

oh, i didn't put my resume out there for firms to search for. I just look up jobs on monster and submit my resume for them. and it doesn't cost anything. Monster charges companies to place ads, not people looking for employment

tem said...

white guys can ball

tem said...

plus you might be getting vinsanity.

blue said...

and to clarify, I don't change the teams that I root for.

I don't switch teams (TNWKS)

JFreak said...

"plus you might be getting vinsanity."

please no.

Indy doesn't need him pretending to be hurt.

Keith S said...

TNWKS is hilarity

blue said...

My teams:

CFB
Idaho, Boise State

NBA
Nuggets, Kings

NFL
Broncos (AFC), Lions (NFC)

MLB
Rockies (NL), Mariner (AL)

CBB
UNC, Gonzaga

All teams are because of geographic location, with the exception of the lions who I just liked because they had cool helmets, and then they got Barry Sanders.

I am a sports polygamist

Keith S said...

I figured freak would like Vinsanity. He wears his socks high.

tem said...

he would play hard for Indy.


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blue said...

Vinsanity and Dunleavy on the same team could be hilarity

blue said...

my sources have confirmed that Larry Bird wants Vince Carter because his "game" reminds him of himself.

Keith S said...

Tiger is losing to John Holmes

blue said...

tiger sucks

blue said...

el retardo sucks

blue said...

ESPN quote:

"With a Shields-Kazmir 1-2 punch, they have two stud pitchers who could make some noise."

did the Rays move into a different division?

Keith S said...

Shields is not a stud.

Keith S said...

EP
Did you know Kazmir was in the Mets system a few years back? Man, he would look good in that rotation.

blue said...

Kazmir was in the mets farm system?

get outta here? who did they trade him away for?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I had to wrangle a mouse today.

Keith S said...

Mickey?

blue said...

meiz is a mouse wrangler

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No, not Mickey.

blue said...

mighty?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This is the worst day in quite some time.

Keith S said...

When I wiki'd Scott Kazmir, it also linked Jeremy Bonderman. I didn't know this about him...

Bonderman was drafted by the Oakland Athletics in his junior year of high school with the 26th pick in the 2001 Major League Baseball Draft. He's the only junior ever to be drafted out of high school when Oakland made their selection

El Padrino said...

no doubt, it hurts
new era though

El Padrino said...

we are not even on newer!

Keith S said...

but we're close

El Padrino said...

you guys watching american idol tonight?





S

El Padrino said...

"The Red Stockings won 130 straight games throughout 1869 and 1870, before being defeated by the Brooklyn Atlantics"

Chew on that Keef!!!!!!!!!!

Keith S said...

Were those the only 2 teams during that time?

Keith S said...

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