Thursday, February 21, 2008

Mumbo Jumbo

Roger Goodell was at the Pacers game last night. He was not greeted warmly.

I think one of the main reasons I don't like the NBA is the preferential treatment given to the stars. At one point last night, LJ used Travis Diener (tiny >6 foot pg) as a launch pad to try to get a rebound. Diener was called for a foul. Astounding. Plus a lot of other ticky tack stuff that isn't a foul for anyone else.

Maybe LeBron was having an off night (not by the numbers, he had a triple-double), but his play wasn't terribly impressive. For the majority of the second half, he stood at the three point line head faking his defender for 15 seconds each possession. Although, in the first half he was really spreading the ball around. He'd stand in the baseline corner then whip the ball across the court to an open guy.

A collection (fixed) of some of the worst dunks available on the internet. Hilarity all around.

The scroll feature on my mouse pad appears to be broken. That is very upsetting.

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tem said...

first?

tem said...

danny granger scored 30 or so last night.

he was the poon express' player of the day

tem said...

TPS is still on the offensive.

I was supposed to go to Baton Rouge next week, but I have to cancel that.

Stupid TPS.

Beth said...

I just saw that Duke lost again last night. I think Roy Williams comments have Coach K rattled.

s

El Padrino said...

knicks got the ATM'd last night

Beth said...

"ATM'd"?

blue said...

Duke....ahaahhahahaha...where you at steve?

blue said...

ATM=Ass-to-Mouth

blue said...

and today's wiki lesson of the day

Beth's favorite spice?

Steve said...

Fucking Football Schools

Beth said...

"Beth's favorite spice?"

Actually, my favorite spice is probably Posh Spice. :-)

tem said...

posh was nice.

Beth said...

Tem knows his Spice Girls?

Steve said...

I know this is a really irresponsible line of thinking, but doesn't he look guilty here.

Tyler said...

Fifteenth

El Padrino said...

cumin is prevalent in mexican cooking

Steve said...

That's not the face on an innocent man, that's the face of somebody saying to themselves "Oh, fuck me"

El Padrino said...

i love it when shit fly's in politics

Steve said...

"cumin is prevalent in mexican cooking"

as well as oriental.

Tyler said...

The U!

Tyler said...

Ok, well, this has been fun but I've gotta take a shower and then sit in traffic for an hour. Peace.

Steve said...

Looks like a earthquake (6.3) just hit Nevada this morning.

I hope Vegas is OK, other than that...fuck it.

El Padrino said...

pre-traffic Tyler was here

tem said...

"Tem knows his Spice Girls?"

i know there was posh, sporty (i think), ugly and some blonde. maybe another too.

blue said...

there's a lot of nothing in nevada...there is Vegas....300 miles of desert..then Reno and Tahoe.

That's it

tem said...

nevada had an earthquake?

was there 0 damage because nothing is there?

El Padrino said...

the audit came back and it was excellent

tem said...

that satelite got blowned up.

tem said...

blowed?

blowned?

redneck spelting is hard.

tem said...

el pad got audited?

El Padrino said...

remember when i was complaining about Cunty McCunstein?

El Pad slayed the dragon

El Padrino said...

correction:
Drgaon Cunt

El Padrino said...

US Navy, job well done on the satelite shooting

out-fucking-standing

and it was a message to those communist cocksuckers in North Korea and Iran that we can shoot down whatever the fuck we want, whenever, wherever and all day fucking long

bitches

El Padrino said...

i'm waving a giant flag right now

tem said...

yes i remember the cunt lady now.

damn that took a long time to figure out.

cunty works slow.

El Padrino said...

SEC is no joke
they make sure every nook and cranny is check out

El Padrino said...

SEC = Securities and Exchange Commission

tem said...

WVU shot like shit again last night and got blowed out.

tem said...

big win for Da U.

might lock them into the dance unless they lose out.

blue said...

our audit starts in 2 weeks, blue is hoping he doesn't have to be here...but he probably will

El Padrino said...

missile article

Beth said...

"Tem knows his Spice Girls?"

"i know there was posh, sporty (i think), ugly and some blonde. maybe another too"

I never did understand the ugly one. At least they went the truth in advertising route and named her Scary Spice.

El Padrino said...

"Kansas Police arrest man suspected of having sex with a dog..."

sick ass people out there

tem said...

ok scary = ugly.

got it.

tem said...

in west virginia you can have sex with animals if they are over 50lbs, or maybe 75 or 100.

anyway, there is a weight limit.


also you can just kill your neighbors pets if they are less than 1yr old (the pet not the neighbor). after that though it is a misdemeanor of some kind.

Steve said...

Yea i read the missile thing this morning. And I agree, they could have let the satellite fall in the ocean (like hundreds have in the past), that was nothing more than a great big fuck you to China.

They are already bitching and moaning about it. Of course, if somebody could stick a missile up my ass from 150 miles away, i'd be bitching and moaning too.

El Padrino said...

Steve i just love it when we flex our muscles

El Padrino said...

19 DUI's

blue said...

EP likes muscly countries

El Padrino said...

DVD john does it again

El Padrino said...

good news stories out there today

Beth said...

Well have y'all heard the conspiracy theory about the satellite, right? There's a line of thinking that the dangerous fuel excuse was just a cover - that there was really some top secret spy stuff on there that the US didn't want to chance falling into the wrong hands.

Thing is, even if the "conspiracy" is true, that's just as good a reason to shoot it down in my mind.

JFreak said...

"And I agree, they could have let the satellite fall in the ocean (like hundreds have in the past)"

They said they didn't know where it was going to land.

Plus it was a spy satellite, don't want any of that info getting out.

Steve said...

"Steve i just love it when we flex our muscles"

yea, I like the reaction from other countries...France always shakes it's head disapprovingly, England/Australia always give us the thumbs up and the wink, Canada...hahahahah, never mind them. China always chimes in with the "we're big boys too" comment. And it won't be long before Germany and/or Russion try to pass something that says "no shooting missles in space"

Steve said...

"They said they didn't know where it was going to land."

of course they said that. They have gone up and repaired satellites numerous times, and they have tracked falling satellites numerous time. This was nothing more than a: "hey guys, watch this!"

Steve said...

you would think (unless they wanted an excuse to shoot at shit) they would equip the spy satellites and stuff with bombs so it could blow itself up. That's gotta be a hell of a lot cheaper than shooting a missile from a boat in the ocean.

Not as impressive though.

El Padrino said...

Russia already said they were worried about the "ability" of countries (USA only) to disrupt spying activities

tem said...

it was the satelite containing clinton's porn collection of chicks sunbathing topless in their back yards.

also he had a lot of celebs on it.

El Padrino said...

"Not as impressive though."

exactly

El Padrino said...

"you would think (unless they wanted an excuse to shoot at shit) they would equip the spy satellites and stuff with bombs so it could blow itself up"

like Inspector Gadget messages?

tem said...

i think bombs on satelites violates some treaty about not having bombs on satelites.

Beth said...

Today he voiced what his own lawyer has already referred to as “a very unattractive defence”, claiming that he had stumbled upon the corpse in the driveway and had sexual intercourse with what he took to be an unconscious body, only realising that the person was dead afterwards.

Beth said...

Like EP said, interesting news stories out there today.

tem said...

longest link ever.

Steve said...

wft?

Steve said...

wft?

El Padrino said...

beth that's pulitzer prize reporting there

Beth said...

"longest link ever"

I figured that quote was definitely LOV worthy so had to use it as the link.

Beth said...

But you know you're in trouble if that's the best defense you can come up with.

Steve said...

beth's article -

doesn't matter if he killed her or not, take him out back...and shoot him.

El Padrino said...

agreed

tem said...

i don't know, it's an honest mistake.

dead? knocked out?

could go either way. i'm not a doctor, i'm not trained to know these things.

tem said...

either way, a girl lying down without her pants on usually wants some dick.

El Padrino said...

tem somehow just made sense

El Padrino said...

kidd wore #2

Beth said...

"either way, a girl lying down without her pants on usually wants some dick"

Wow, TJW is back!

tem said...

someone has to pick up the teejer slack.

tem said...

LOV was getting too "morally" too many morals floating around.

tem said...

"kidd wore #2"

no he is just black nimrod.

tem said...

***wall

caused by immoral statements.

tem said...

wall(y dallenbach)

El Padrino said...

el pad is going here tonight to see them

Keith S said...

"They are already bitching and moaning about it. Of course, if somebody could stick a missile up my ass from 150 miles away, i'd be bitching and moaning too."

You can get a good look at a bull's ass if you stick your head up it, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it

Keith S said...

No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.

Keith S said...

"Now go earn every penny of it. I want to see .290 with 50 HRs and 150 RBIs."

rev is posting comments on ESPN again.

tem said...

HUNGRY...well in 10 mins.

Beth said...

Beth is going here to see this tonight.

See what I did there.

El Padrino said...

that show still does well i guess

Keith S said...

I'm not going anywhere tonight

JFreak said...

I am going to South Bend for the weekend for a job that I know nothing about.

Either someone's trying to kill me, or it will be a good gig.

Keith S said...

Has anyone wished LoV a happy black history month yet?

Spaceman Spiff said...

awesome game last night

El Padrino said...

maybe it's a documentary on Charlie Weis's pants

El Padrino said...

i have server problems apparentely

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Herb Kohl rejected a trade offer from the Knicks yesterday that would have sent Chaz Villanueva, Chaz Bell, and Dan Gadzuric for Randolph.


WHY????

Spaceman Spiff said...

aguilera BAZONGAS

damn she squeezed them together very nicely

JFreak said...

i was told it was a reality show.

but who would shoot a reality show in south bend, indiana?

sounds like a terrible idea.

El Padrino said...

nice enormous breasts
she's really getting mileage out of those puppies

blue said...

"but who would shoot a reality show in south bend, indiana?"

Tony Rice

tem said...

"Has anyone wished LoV a happy black history month yet?"

blue probably did.

tem said...

south bend sucks.

tem said...

that Idiocracy movie gets a little funnier every time I watch pieces of it.

Keith S said...

Babyface, Tyrese, and Al B. Sure are performing this Saturday at a casino here. Maybe that's where I should pop the question.

tem said...

the chick in it is terrible though.

some SNL chick I think.

tem said...

i caught a bit of The Flintstones the other day.

Halle Berry was in it.

El Padrino said...

SNL is looking for a Obama imperonsator

Keith S said...

On this day in 1992...

At the Winter Olympic Games in Albertville, Fance, Kristi Yamaguchi became the first American woman to win an Olympic gold medal in figure skating since Dorothy Hamill in 1976.

tem said...

"Maybe that's where I should pop the question."

that would be in public, which goes against your not in public stance.

Keith S said...

"that would be in public, which goes against your not in public stance."

I don't think anyone will be at that concert.

tem said...

babyface isn't popular anymore?

tem said...

if he isn't then maybe you could pay him a dollar to sing some sort of special song for you two.

Keith S said...

That's a good idea.

Keith S said...

It's the same casino where BIIM played last year. The casino is Fort Wachamachnua, which is injun for "washed up R&B house".

blue said...

casino concerts are the best

tem said...

"which is injun for "washed up R&B house"."

hilarity.


but that offends kod so quit it.

tem said...

i need to get a loan if i am going to buy a condo or something.

is this lending tree thing a waste of my time?

Keith S said...

Call Countrywide.



s

tem said...

i probably should just call some local guy/gal.

tem said...

countrywide might be who has efmtem's home loan. from like 3 years ago. or maybe they sold it off.

tem said...

i called one guy and he never called me back. he will not get my business. fucker.

Keith S said...

"but that offends kod so quit it."

I didn't say it was injun for "house of bottoms"

Keith S said...

*Wall(y Szczerbiak)

blue said...

"is this lending tree thing a waste of my time"

lending tree isn't a bad idea...i've used them for auto loans.

in the end your loan will be bought by bank of america or Wamu or Chase or somebody anyway

Keith S said...

So money does grow on trees?

blue said...

they're just a search service, they won't actually offer you a loan...but they'll qualify you with other lenders and show you the best rates you can get

tem said...

i used them for an auto loan, but never ended up buying the car.

i don't know of anyone who used it for a house loan.

tem said...

fuck it, i will fill one out.

worst case scenario my identity gets stolen and i end up broke.

blue said...

that's not a horrible worst case

blue said...

worst case would be death

Keith S said...

"worst case scenario my identity gets stolen and i end up broke."

I've had my identity stolen twice in the last 10 years. Maybe that's why I'm broke.

blue said...

NBA trade deadline today...lots of chatter...i'm excited (s)

blue said...

"I've had my identity stolen twice in the last 10 years."

so have you "found yourself" yet?

blue said...

I have yet to have anyone steal my identity...part of that is probably because I had really shitty credit and you couldn't do much with it if you got it.

blue said...

that...and nobody wants to be me.

blue said...

el retardo's annual "and then" column..it's always a good read

Keith S said...

"so have you "found yourself" yet?"

Nope. But I'm still trying to find a way to tie in my debt to the identity theft.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Prince Fielder has gone vegetarian.

Dedication, baby.

blue said...

Liz hurley topless

would be nicer if this was 1998, but tits are tits.

NSFW

Keith S said...

Sheff being Sheff

I'm not a fan of his, but I like that he's calling out Boras

blue said...

is sheffield playing this year...maybe i can get him in FMLB...i'll draft Andy Pettite to trade for him.

oh that's right, rev isn't in the FMLB league this year...nevermind

Beth said...

"is this lending tree thing a waste of my time?"

Sounds like some people on here have 1st hand experience with Lending Tree, but I've heard that once you submit your info you get hounded by companies incessantly til you wish you never submitted your info to them.

Of course you may like the attention... :-)

blue said...

that's not true beth...you can choose to accept/decline an offer and if you decline, i've never been contacted again by those companies

blue said...

your friends must just be very "credit worthy"

El Padrino said...

nice link blue

Keith S said...

72% of older

Beth said...

"your friends must just be very "credit worthy"

Yeah, it's the big bossman here I've heard talking about it. I think he's pulling in half a mill easily per year, if not more.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Those are still some solid tits

Spaceman Spiff said...

Prince Fielder has gone vegetarian.

Dedication, baby.


dont mean shit, you can be a fat ass vegetarian, cheese pizza? chips? soda? fries?

tem said...

i just called some guy that this other guy knew.

lending tree was too much work.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"dont mean shit, you can be a fat ass vegetarian, cheese pizza? chips? soda? fries?"


Jealousy's a motherfucker.

JFreak said...

How are we not to newer yet?

tem said...

because it is a slow day.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

comment

blue said...

newer

Keith S said...

rev

blue said...

the office brought in Chipotle for lunch today...i need a nap now

tem said...

i almost went to chipolte today.

but didn't.

tem said...

.2153 rev

Keith S said...

Chipotle is good food.

Keith S said...

.8 older

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My diet is awful.

blue said...

ESPN featured comment:

"SEC fans hope the Buckeyes go 12-0. That'll spell three in a row for the SEC"


ahahahahahahaha

Keith S said...

So is your face

Beth said...

I went to Chipotle yesterday. There's one almost across the street from our offices.

Beth said...

"SEC fans hope the Buckeyes go 12-0. That'll spell three in a row for the SEC"

This year it's UGA's turn.

ns

blue said...

tOSU has USC on the sked this year so 12-0 isn't likely

Keith S said...

UGA will lose to ASU

Keith S said...

Yeah they probably won't beat USC.

Beth said...

"UGA will lose to ASU"

Oh there will be a definite bet for that game.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Some people are morons

Keith S said...

I like to bet

blue said...

but when you play in the big-10, 11 wins is pretty much a certainty especially when you schedule Ohio, Youngstown state, and Troy

Keith S said...

I like that UGA is ASU's 4th game of the year, so they'll be in top form.

Keith S said...

I get it blue, they schedule a lot of Ohio teams. They keep the money in state. They play a non-conference BCS team every year. What else do you want?

blue said...

is the game in Athens or Tempe?

blue said...

I wouldn't have a problem with OSU's scheduling if they played in a tough conference...that's all i'm saying

Keith S said...

Tempe this year, Athens next year

Keith S said...

So because the Big 10 is down right now, they have to schedule more BCS teams out of conference?

blue said...

I think ASU can hang with them in Tempe...that'll be a good game. Depends on which Rudy Carpenter shows up.

Tyler said...

There is an In 'N Out right across the street from where I work now. This could be dangerous.

blue said...

"So because the Big 10 is down right now, they have to schedule more BCS teams out of conference"

Yes

blue said...

or at least schedule games where they have to leave the state of Ohio.

Keith S said...

I hate Rudy

blue said...

so is FMLB winner take all?

Keith S said...

ASU lost just about their whole OL from this year, but they gave up about 1000 sacks so maybe that's not a bad thing. Although Rudy held on to the ball too long on roughly 90% of those sacks.

Keith S said...

I could talk CFB all day, every day.
I'm the anti-mize

blue said...

CU got that rb kid Ray Polk from PHX i guess...sounds like he's a pretty solid recruit.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm already sick of CFB

blue said...

CU also got the #1 rated RB in the country...stoled him from Texas.

blue said...

the draft combine started today

Keith S said...

Didn't CU get the #2 RB in the country?

Keith S said...

Nevermind

Keith S said...

"I'm already sick of CFB"

I'm shocked. SHOCKED!

blue said...

"Didn't CU get the #2 RB in the country?"

depends on the ranking service..he was ESPN's #2 (or 1b according to the write-up), but other outlets #1

blue said...

Brewers suck...i'm taking Braun with the 1st pick just to berrate Meiz all season

El Padrino said...

my internet goes in and out

Keith S said...

CU has the coach's son playing QB. I don't like that situation.

tem said...

newest?

tem said...

newest?

tem said...

newest?

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