Monday, February 25, 2008

I've got nothing






Pics:

The new format makes it hard to say what each picture is.

My irons & 2 of my wedges(I'll be getting 2 new Cleveland wedges)

The set up

One of my Mullin signed shits

A 10 dollar bill from 1928.

I think that's it.

I really didn't watch sports this weekend.

I'm drunk.

I've noticed on Vista, that you don't have to do the "remove device" thing for a USB drive.

I had some shit to say, but as usual, I forgot.

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I left some shit out. Oh well.

Keith S said...

Nice Derrick Turnbow bobble

blue said...

God bless andrew

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Its all good

Keith S said...

And good God what the hell are you watching on that TV?

blue said...

the darth vader bobblehead is awesome

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That was the Oscars

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Vader is for Keith

blue said...

is that you grabbing that chick's tit?

blue said...

if so...well played

Keith S said...

I like how all his refrigerator magnets have pharmaceutical drugs on them

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

yep

Keith S said...

Wow I can't believe I missed the Vader bobble

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I like how all his refrigerator magnets have pharmaceutical drugs on them"

gf is a medical assistant

Keith S said...

Does she bring any samples home?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Maybe

Keith S said...

I mean, shit, with you always being sick, she should be able to bring something home to cure you.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm not sick often, I just usually feel like shit.

She's the one that's always sick.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I should go to bed. Thus, I won't feel as shitty tomorrow

Keith S said...

BTW...Good work getting the fantasy preview going

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I carry clout over there, even though only one of 'em knows me.

Keith S said...

alright, I gotta finish this paper then bedtime.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm out

Beth said...

If anyone is thinking of going to a Marlins game this summer, you may want to rethink that idea.

Here is their idea for adding more cheerleaders.

blue said...

what's wrong with cheerleaders?

Beth said...

Blue likes fat male cheerleaders, interesting...

El Padrino said...

Is Sal's pizza any good?

El Padrino said...

MAN-a tees


hahaaaaaa

Keith S said...

Don't judge

Keith S said...

On this day in 1964...
The 7-1 underdog Cassius Clay (who later changed his name to Muhammad Ali) won the world heavyweigt boxing championship with a technical knockout over Sonny Liston

blue said...

who is Sal?

Keith S said...

deke's fridge

blue said...

ah...got it

blue said...

it still doesn't answer the "who is sal" question

blue said...

I wonder if Sal knows Pep

El Padrino said...

of course, everyone knows Pep

blue said...

I think i could write a movie about cedarburg now

tem said...

what just happened?

i called the daniel day lewis thing. i earned a quarter from a co-worker who will try not to pay.

she'll pay, one way or another.

blue said...

DDL looks mighty gay

tem said...

i think deke has the same sony dvd / sound set up that i do.

tem said...

i only called it because george clooney said he was a lock.

and george doesn't look like the lying type.

tem said...

i should cent george a 3 cent finders fee.

blue said...

clooney knows things

Keith S said...

tem is a high roller

Beth said...

Clooney could "know" me in a biblical sense...

Keith S said...

Clooney doesn't swing that way

El Padrino said...

settle down beth

blue said...

sheesh beth

Beth said...

What, y'all can have your unspeakable and top 5 lists but I can't express my appreciation for Clooney?

Double standards I tell you, double standards...

JFreak said...

"Up where?"

South Bend.

Beth said...

Hell, I didn't even mention a burrito. :-)

El Padrino said...

funny beth

Keith S said...

"What, y'all can have your unspeakable and top 5 lists but I can't express my appreciation for Clooney?
Double standards I tell you, double standards..."


You like both sides, we don't.

El Padrino said...

Trinidad dude brought in Roti today

sweet

tem said...

"know" in the biblical sense is always funny.

Beth said...

"You like both sides, we don't."

You're forgetting Kod and TJW.

Keith S said...

TJW is not "we"

Keith S said...

But yeah, I forgot about kod

El Padrino said...

deke Crasnik has a brew crew story on wwl

Keith S said...

From that article...

"Hey, if Wikipedia confirms it, it must be true."


Hi Jerry.

JFreak said...

Shaq looks bad.

tem said...

Suns look shitty.

tem said...

kerr gets fired in less than 6 months.

tem said...

or quitter will buy a gun, stalk him for a few weeks, plan the perfect place to assassinate him, buy a gun on the black market, learn how to shoot, then fmquitter won't let him follow through.

blue said...

in the ultra-competitive west...it's possible PHX ends up out of the playoffs

blue said...

the blood is on Kerr's hands

tem said...

its possible phoenix and the mavs miss.

not very likely though.

Keith S said...

Why would he buy 2 guns?

El Padrino said...

i didnt get that either

blue said...

the first gun is to throw the authorities off track, because he'd have that gun, but it wouldn't be the one used in the assassination

El Padrino said...

yikes

El Padrino said...

blue i hope you live in leadville
s, ns who knows

El Padrino said...

ok s

tem said...

first gun is a legit one that he can practice with.

2nd gun is the one he actually uses. and is a black market gun that can't be traced to him.

tem said...

also 1st gun is the one he would show the authorities to prove his innocence.

El Padrino said...

"Florida DUI Rehab Director Arrested -- for DUI... "

hilarity

Keith S said...

Why does it have to be a black market gun? Tem Imus

El Padrino said...

you kow his middle name is Hussein right?

tem said...

because the white market isn't in arizona.

he'd have to drive too far to buy it there.

tem said...

and I didn't say the gun was nappy headed.

Keith S said...

"you kow his middle name is Hussein right?"

My middle name is Anthony, but it doesn't mean I'm a degenerate.

Keith S said...

NS on the Anthony part, S on the degenerate part

blue said...

"blue i hope you live in leadville"

that story has been making news here for a couple of weeks. I think there are like 30 people who live in leadville so I don't give a shit.

El Padrino said...

love thy neighbor blue

El Padrino said...

that was funny keef and i am a degenrate

unfortunetly

El Padrino said...

Another Atlantic City trip this weekend in fact

i take beatings there reguarly they give me free rooms and dinners every weekend

Keith S said...

"i take beatings there reguarly"

So the rooms & dinners aren't really "free".

Keith S said...

But I know what you mean. It's good entertainment.

El Padrino said...

well yeah
i'm smart enough to realize that
doesnt mean i shouldnt take advantage of them

and i wonder if i ever really "do the math" if i ever come out on top

i'm guessing no

El Padrino said...

last time i lost $850
using Tropicana's website two rooms for this weekend cost about $650, then the free dinner " Wellington's for two would be about $150...so that's close
throw in a breakfast buffet and we are talking

the catch is im there this weekend where i will potentially lose that $850 again

fuckers

tem said...

quit losing then.

Keith S said...

That's it EP... show 'em who's boss. It's people like you who go there and blow the family nest egg that built that town. Not this pretty boy.

El Padrino said...

i got stories for days
the levels of losing reach new highs everytime i go

how does 14 straight red numbers come out?

explain that

explain the dealer hitting a boat on the turn when i got trip aces?

explain the dealer hitting a 4 card 21 when i doubled down on 11 and got a 9 ?

Keith S said...

Easy. It's fixed

El Padrino said...

cant complain though
prior 3 times i came home a winner
one time for $1300

El Padrino said...

biz news, Visa going public

Keith S said...

I've heard of Visa

El Padrino said...

"Florida State receiver De'Cody Fagg was the combine's biggest loser today, suffering an apparently serious knee injury while running routes."

that's not why he was the biggest loser, it's because he's a FAGG

Keith S said...

Hilarity

tem said...

that sucks. hope he had insurance against that shit.

i didn't know visa wasn't public.

tem said...

"ticker V"

just 1 letter?

tem said...

was the ticker VISA taken?

blue said...

Visa going public has been in the works for awhile.

currently visa is "owned" by all the issuing banks

El Padrino said...

when you say awhile you mean since 2006 when Mastercard went public and since then have had some nice growth

tem said...

i don't know stocks because i am too broke to afford any.

tem said...

and too lazy to learn

tem said...

"since then have had some nice growth"

twss

Keith S said...

Sleepy

blue said...

"when you say awhile you mean since 2006 when Mastercard went public and since then have had some nice growth"

no, since before that...for about 3 years, ever since they realized they were going to have to raise a ton of cash to pay off some anti-trust litigation.

El Padrino said...

improv everywhere is funny

tem said...

bankers are starting to piss me off with their lack of doing what they are supposed to be doing for me.

Keith S said...

tem is pissed at someone?

Keith S said...

Say it ain't so

tem said...

yeah, i know, it is rare.

but it is true.

tem said...

actually i think right now i am pissed off at no less than 20 people.

blue said...

tem is starting to sound like Meiz

El Padrino said...

what are they supposed to do tem, that they are not doing?

El Padrino said...

OH MY

NERDS BUMPY JELLY BEANS

Keith S said...

Johan tears hamstring

El Padrino said...

stop it

Keith S said...

I know your stomach dropped for about .3 seconds

JFreak said...

Goodbye.

Keith S said...

quitter

El Padrino said...

touchdown jesus awaits

Keith S said...

Great *wall of China

blue said...

does freak get to meet gordon ramsay?

El Padrino said...

yes chef

Keith S said...

He's going to make freak cry

tem said...

is freak quitting too?

bankers are supposed to be quoting me some mortgage rates after running my credit.

i only had 1 banker guy run my credit because i don't want a bunch of hits on it, but i think that 1 guy is dragging his feet.

tem said...

and i have not gone to lunch yet.

i am not slacking on the hungry duties.

Keith S said...

"i think that 1 guy is dragging his feet."

Maybe he'll get shocked really bad when he touches metal

El Padrino said...

your a mess

Keith S said...

Your mortgage quote is in the dresser if you want it.

tem said...

"in the dresser" jokes are good.

i am not a mess.

tem said...

i am HUNGRY

Keith S said...

Pink Floyd's "The *wall"

Keith S said...

Wow, tem broke right through that wall before it even went up

El Padrino said...

like juggernaut

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Is Sal's pizza any good?"

The best.

El Padrino said...

good

Keith S said...

"The best."

Remember who you're talking to, deke.

Keith S said...

Sal's would be the 18th best pizza place on EP's corner

blue said...

sal sounds italian

Keith S said...

Is it Sal Paolantonio(sp?)?

El Padrino said...

"Remember who you're talking to, deke."

I let it go keef, my rep is that of food snob, trying to dissolve that opinion

Keith S said...

There are worse things than being a food snob.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TPS sucks right now

blue said...

i eat food

Keith S said...

No shit?

El Padrino said...

do you now?

El Padrino said...

cooking up some mussels tonight
parsley, garlic, white wine

Keith S said...

Good stuff

Keith S said...

I'm making sloppy joes

El Padrino said...

please watch this video and laugh with me

El Padrino said...

sloppy joes are nice

blue said...

i'm not a fan of mussels

El Padrino said...

what about clams

Keith S said...

Is that why you're a fatass?


s

tem said...

i never know what i am having until i get home and decide.

it might be cheerios, it might be raviolli, it might be peirogis, it might be johnsonville brats.

it won't be salad.

El Padrino said...

i know ahead of time because most of my meat is in the freezer and i need to take it out before i leave so it's defrosted

El Padrino said...

did steve die in that crash

Keith S said...

Pierogis are A++++++++++++

tem said...

steve died when duke lost 2 in a row.

Keith S said...

The grocery stores here sell the frozen pierogies, and one of the flavors is jalapeno & cheese. They are fantastic.

blue said...

i don't like clams either

Keith S said...

Steamed clams are very good

El Padrino said...

Mrs. T's keef? and have you ever had the fresh one's?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't see myself ever eating a pierogie

Keith S said...

"i don't like clams either"

TNWBS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Clams are nice. I like 'em deep fried.

Keith S said...

"Mrs. T's keef? and have you ever had the fresh one's?"

Yeah, the Mrs. T's. They aren't as good as fresh ones, but they work in a pinch. My dad's side of the family is polish so I used to have the fresh ones a lot when I was a kid.

Spaceman Spiff said...

mussels >>>>>>> clams

unless clams are fried

El Padrino said...

lentil soup for lunch
i made it friday
it's my best work yet
so easy

just follow the recipe on the back of the lentils

tweak it to your liking

El Padrino said...

"Clams are nice. I like 'em deep fried."

no kiddin

El Padrino said...

mrs t's are good

Keith S said...

"mrs t's are good"

Yeah but you gotta fry 'em in onions and a little butter.

El Padrino said...

wow this Roti is also fabulous

El Padrino said...

"Yeah but you gotta fry 'em in onions and a little butter"

great call
i did this only one time and they were 100% better then regular veg/canola oil

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I might puke today. I'm glad I'm off tomorrow.

El Padrino said...

you got stomach issues dun

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yes I do. I think I might be getting the flu.

Keith S said...

Maybe you're dying

El Padrino said...

feng shui in a mickey D's in a Asian neighborhood in Cali

how much sense does that make?

Live long Eat big mac

El Padrino said...

"Tired of squandering your mornings laboriously spreading cream cheese on your freshly defrosted bagel? Kraft Foods, Inc. is here to blast you and your breakfast into the 21st century, with their new line of frozen bagels that come pre-filled with cream cheese! "

if that aint some lazy shit i dont know what is

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No thanks on the frozen bagel

Keith S said...

Frozen bagels filled with cream cheese sounds gross

El Padrino said...

serious guys these Nerds jelly beans are phenominal

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I like the starburst jelly beans

Keith S said...

I was at Target yesterday and I went past the easter candy aisle. I had to use restraint to not stop because I know I would have loaded up.

El Padrino said...

those are excellent as well deke
i also have a bag of the sweetart ones

Keith S said...

Starburst JB are fantastic

El Padrino said...

Tar'get

El Padrino said...

the nerds one's have this outer nerd shell on them

it's blowing my mind

blue said...

i've got nothin

Spaceman Spiff said...

call it, friendo

Keith S said...

"Tar'get"

Oh, you're one of "those" people

Keith S said...

"the nerds one's have this outer nerd shell on them"

So basically it's jelly bean innards with a nerd shell? Interesting

El Padrino said...

i don't know what that means

Keith S said...

Me either. I just hear people say "Tar'get" and I laugh.

Keith S said...

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