Tuesday, February 26, 2008

I'm your huckleberry

That line and that movie is awesome. Also, "you're a daisy if you do" is good too. If you don't know what movie I am talking about that is too bad for you. You should know it. I am going to use both of these sayings today at work. I hope I don't get fired.

Speaking of work, I have noticed that TPS has been unusually shitty for everyone. Also in a completely unrelated note Yahoo! had something about how the world is supposed to end in 2012. It is some sort of theory / Mayan calendar thing. WFT!?! Nobody told tem about this and tem is very angry that he is just now hearing about it. This changes everything...

Let's talk bracketology for a bit. Usually when I see them they have WVU at anywhere from a 7 to 11 seed. This pleases me, although I am not sure if we beat any good teams. We beat Marquette, so that is one I guess. Other than that it is a bunch of close losses to good teams because we shoot free throws like Shaq. I predict a first round win for WVU then a loss in the round of 32. tem's 1 seeds: TN, Memphis, UCLA and the winner of the ACC.

Random Side Note 1 written in the third person: Now that tem is officially a bachelor he is finding out that there needs to be a whole new measurement scale for food and drinks. tem is trying to lose weight, so he looks at the box of cheerios and it says 1 cup is 100 calories or whatever. The problem is tem eats cheerios by the handful. Is 1 handful a cup? tem knows that 1 handful is pretty much 1 mouthful too. Is the the same for everyone? Is one handful of food equal to one mouthful of food across the board? If so NBA players can probably get a lot in their mouth. Anyway, the same for milk. tem drinks milk right out of the bottle. How many seconds of chugging milk is one cup of milk? The FDA needs to get on this shit and let tem know.

NHL update: If you care about it, go look for yourself. I bet Detriot still has the most points as they are dedicating their season to iam, who may or may not have recently died of mono. Also Peter Forsberg is back with the Avs. 1) I never knew he left. 2) I never knew he stopped playing. 3) I thought he played for the Nordiques. OK I made that last one up.

NASCAR half sentence: Carl Edwards passed ............ to win ..........

Random Side Note 2: This is the first week in like 3 weeks that the spell check on this sumbitch has worked. Bonus to this sidenote: Girl Scout cookies arrived. I owe some dude 9 dollars now. Unfortunately I don't know who. I got into work today, there was 3 boxes on my desk and a post it note that say TM $9. TM is my initials, and I am assuming that $9 is how much I owe. But it doesn't tell me who to pay. I guess I should know. Speaking of who.....

Movie review of a movie tem has never seen: Horton Hears a Who!

This movie comes out in like 2 weeks, but amazingly enough tem hasn't seen it. Anyway, this movie is about some schmuck named Horton. Horton is played by Woody Allen. Of course Woody has this insanely hot younger chick who wants to fuck his brains out. This disturbs me about all Woody Allen flicks. But on the flip side I like hot chicks. Anyway, I digress. So this Horton chap is listening to the radio and hears an interview by some guy from The Who. He is immediately drawn to their powerful lyrics and catchy guitar solos. After hearing a Who he decides that he must find this Who and listen to the whole band. If one Who is good then four Whos must be great is his line of thinking. So Horton goes on an amazing quest to hear the other Whos. He fails miserably, never gets laid by the hot chick and dies a lonely bastard. I think there is a moral to the story but frankly when I wasn't watching it there was this hot chick sitting three seats down from me and I stared at her a lot and missed some of the movie. Well most of it.

tem's grade : incomplete.

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Jugdish said...

first?

Jugdish said...

YES!

Jugdish said...

Revhead back at the top!

Jugdish said...

Now I'll go read it.

Jugdish said...

I saw a Family Guy episode I had never seen before...the one where Peter opens his own restaurant called "Big Pete's House of Munch".

This made me laugh for several minutes.

blue said...

solid

tem said...

FG episodes are usually good.

I like FG.

tem said...

FG episodes make me laugh like el pad when he hears of a pizza place that is supposedly better than any one of his local pizza places.

Jugdish said...

I wonder if he has a House of Munch up the road.

Keith S said...

"tem knows that 1 handful is pretty much 1 mouthful too. Is the the same for everyone?"

I would imagine most of us use silverware

blue said...

i laugh

Jugdish said...

Did you watch Terminator last night?

blue said...

tombstone

blue said...

val kilmer's 2nd best role

blue said...

i don't eat cheerios, so i'm not sure about handfuls

tem said...

yeah i watched terminator.

it was good. i am excited for the season finale, but sad that there is only 1 episode left.

blue said...

i chose to go watch the nuggets lose to the pistons...the nuggets suck

tem said...

i was going to write about it, but i forgot, like when H forgot to log into LOV for like two months.

Keith S said...

I'm your huckleberry is CoLoV

tem said...

"val kilmer's 2nd best role"

what's his best?

blue said...

batman

Jugdish said...

I didn't realize that there was only one episode left...sucks. I liked it when the crazy doc knifed the guy in the leg to see if he was a machine.

tem said...

using silverware means I have to do dishes.

i used to use silverware and bowls and plates when someone else did dishes, but now that i am solely responsible it just seems easier to eat them by the handful.

blue said...

although, i'm sure tem feels that his role in "the saint" was better

Keith S said...

"i used to use silverware and bowls and plates when someone else did dishes, but now that i am solely responsible it just seems easier to eat them by the handful."

You don't have a dishwasher?

tem said...

crazy doc part was cool.

although if he was crazy enough to think "well i know i poisoned him and it worked, but he could be an advanced machine trying to trick me" why the hell didn't he think "well this could be an advanced machine with fake blood and faking pain to try to trick me"

of course he did try to catch him on fire, so maybe he did think that.

anyway, it made about as much sense as teejer when he talks about math papers.

tem said...

tombstone role > saint > batman

blue said...

"what do you do when the dishwasher breaks"

Kick her in the butt and tell the bitch to get in there and wash the dishes anyway.

tem said...

real genius > batman

tem said...

guy from willow > guy from top secret

tem said...

i'm just making these rankings up now.

blue said...

real genius was a good role

tem said...

i have a dishwasher, but have never used it. i just wash the dishes by hand.

blue said...

just don't say top gun

El Padrino said...

tem needs measurement containers

El Padrino said...

i thought you said you'd never agree to a diet?

blue said...

"i have a dishwasher, but have never used it"

no wonder she had to go on tour

blue said...

i forgot tem is from WV...the dishwasher could be a time machine for all he knows

El Padrino said...

dishwashers are a luxury

blue said...

"you put the dishes in here, push this button, and then they travel back in time to before i used them"

Keith S said...

So are time machines

Keith S said...

On this day in 1995...

The diminutive golfer Corey Pavin joined legends Ben Hogan and Arnold Palmer as the only three players ever to win consecutive Los Angeles Opens at Riviera

Keith S said...

"On this day" trivia has been lame lately.

blue said...

wow, Corey Pavin....talk about time machines

blue said...

""On this day" trivia has been lame lately"

that's because this time of year sucks for sports

tem said...

i know how to use it. it just seems to be stupid to use it to wash 1 plate, 1 fork, 1 knife, 1 cup and 1 pot.

blue said...

is that all the dishes you have?

tem said...

dieting seems to be a neccessary evil at this point.

blue said...

if you're eating, why not just eat straight out of the pot...less to clean up

Jugdish said...

plasticwear and paper plates

tem said...

no, i have 4 big plates, 4 small plates, 4 bowls, 4 forks, 4 knives, 4 spoons, a bunch of cups and glasses, another set of nice knives, and a set of pots and pans.

also i have measuring cups, but i don't use those to measure out cheerios.

Keith S said...

"i know how to use it. it just seems to be stupid to use it to wash 1 plate, 1 fork, 1 knife, 1 cup and 1 pot."

You don't necessarily need to run it after every meal.

blue said...

"plasticwear and paper plates"

Al Gore hates you

tem said...

"why not just eat straight out of the pot"

the pot is hot and when i take it to the coffee table to watch TV it burns the coffee table.

lesson learned already.

blue said...

hilarity

Keith S said...

"the pot is hot and when i take it to the coffee table to watch TV it burns the coffee table.

lesson learned already."

So you don't have pot holders?

Jugdish said...

I was never fond of Al Gore either...so we are even.

I imagine tem has a nice assortment of stadium cups too...a necessity for any bachelor.

Keith S said...

Cue EP's "NYC has the best dishwashers and time machines in the world"

blue said...

we're a bunch of geniuses here

tem said...

i have 1 stadium cup.

most cups are from a pizza place in bloomington when i went to school there.

tem said...

i have a towell.

that is a pot holder right?

blue said...

towel works for pot holder

tem said...

"You don't necessarily need to run it after every meal."

it's just easier to hand wash the things right after i eat. it takes like 2 minutes.

Jugdish said...

Tem...just get s shitload of frozen meals...eat them right out of the plastic thing they come in...lick your fork clean and put it back in the drawer.

blue said...

yes it may only take 2 minutes but maybe you're using more water, and water is a scarce resource

Jugdish said...

or just make sandwiches and use paper towels instead of plates.

blue said...

or, you could make tacos

Keith S said...

My 1 year old nephew eats cheerios by the handful

Keith S said...

But a handful for him is about 3 cheerios

blue said...

keith is getting holier then now with the handfuls

blue said...

keith would suggest using a knife and fork to eat your potato chips

tem said...

water is included in my rent.

i don't get punished financially for using a bunch of water.


and i am not convinced that letting water run down the drain and back into the water supply actually wastes water. the shit doesn't disappear. it goes, gets purified/cleaned/whatever again and 5 days later it is coming out of someone elses faucet.

tem said...

is a handful a mouthful for him?

tem said...

my frozen food isn't NASA quality.

it needs cooked first. it doesn't self cook.

blue said...

so when you eat your cheerios by the handful, how do you keep the milk from running out between your fingers?

El Padrino said...

"Cue EP's "NYC has the best dishwashers and time machines in the world"

this doesnt even make sense
why would nyc have the best dishwashers? i dont even know a family relative who has one except for my mother in law and she's in nj so that dont count

Keith S said...

He has webbed hands

blue said...

tem is anti microwave

Jugdish said...

what about time machines?

Keith S said...

"this doesnt even make sense
why would nyc have the best dishwashers? i dont even know a family relative who has one except for my mother in law and she's in nj so that dont count"

I just assumed that NYC had the best everything.

El Padrino said...

tem, lov will send down a contingent to help you

blue said...

i bet if we took a poll of LoV I would guess close to 95% of people have a dishwasher

El Padrino said...

"I just assumed that NYC had the best everything."

close

blue said...

i'm going to start my own polling company, and report results on major events like the election. I will ask LoV and use that as a sample of Americana

blue said...

"study shows that 93% of american's think that SH is really SG in drag"

tem said...

you mix the cheerios and milk in your mouth.

the mouth is nature's bowl.

blue said...

"a recent poll indicates that 52% of americans consider a handful to be a mouthful"

tem said...

tem is a fan of time machines.

blue said...

"the mouth is nature's bowl."

TWSS

blue said...

"tem is a fan of time machines"

of course...who isn't?

El Padrino said...

a dishwasher is more work isnt it?
unless you just leave the dishes in there

i dont know
fuck dishwashers

Keith S said...

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El Padrino said...

time machine = copacabana

Keith S said...

"i'm going to start my own polling company"

TWSS

Jugdish said...

dishwasher is not more work.

blue said...

i saw a stat during the suns game on sunday that I thought was wrong...it was talking about DJ Strawberry's dad, you know Darryl, and it said that Darryl won 4 World Series titles....That seemed like a lot...I can only think of one, 1986, but i'm not a mets fan...and I know he didn't win any with LA.

Jugdish said...

Wasn't he with the Yankees at some point?

El Padrino said...

tem he was a yankee when they were winning all those WS's too

Keith S said...

He won at least 1 with the Yankees I think.

Keith S said...

100

blue said...

"Wasn't he with the Yankees at some point?"

oh...good point, post rehab Darryl, maybe he did win 3 more WS with the yankees.

Keith S said...

i3i3i

tem said...

thanks for explaining that to me.


blue, see what el pad wrote to me? that's why Straw has 4 titles.

Keith S said...

From wiki...

He helped lead the New York Mets and the New York Yankees to four World Series championships (1986, 1996, 1998, 1999) in his 17-year career.

blue said...

i guess i just block out all things yankee

Keith S said...

I'm not sure he helped "lead" the Yankees to those titles, though.

blue said...

post rehab darryl shouldn't count

Jugdish said...

He was just kind of there.

Keith S said...

He helped lead the team at the post-game coke buffet table

blue said...

if wiki said he "led" then he "led"

Jugdish said...

He was the bench player/coach.

Keith S said...

Wiki didn't say he "led", it said he helped "lead"

blue said...

he gave the yankees intestinal fortitude

Keith S said...

I'm going to see the gastro doc tomorrow. I'll ask him if I have intestinal fortitude

tem said...

he helped. torre axed straw what to do, then did the exact opposite of what straw said.

tem said...

tem doesn't need to see gastral doc.

tem doesn't use utensils.


correlation? yes.

tem said...

quit using the dishwasher and utensils and your tummy will feel better.

blue said...

maybe that's why meiz shits so much

Jugdish said...

tem...check with deke on diet advice.

Jugdish said...

i2i

Keith S said...

Interesting theory

blue said...

darryl's stats

96- 63games, 11HR, 36RBI, .262avg
97- 11 games, 0HR, 2RBI, .103 avg
98- 101games, 24HR, 57RBI, .247avg
99- 24games, 3HR, 6RBI, .327avg

see the season he only played 11 games they didn't win the world series...he was a "necessary" cog (s)

blue said...

The Justice/Strawberry combo was difficult for pitchers

Jugdish said...

WWE

Keith S said...

"It's an eight-figure deal worth $20 million just for this one fight.""

Just in case nobody knows, $20,000,000 is 8 figures

Keith S said...

I guess Raw was here last night and my bro-in-law told me he had ringside seats and asked if I wanted to go. I probably would have if he wasn't a huge douchebag

Jugdish said...

So the dollar sign doesn't count in those figures?

Keith S said...

No. The commas don't, either

El Padrino said...

i will watch that

El Padrino said...

and leave Straw alone

tem said...

i guess the cents don't count either. or commas.

tem said...

i was liking my 10 figure salary, but i guess it isn't that many.

damn.

Jugdish said...

You can buy a lot of Cheerios with 10 figures...maybe even honey nut cheerios.

Keith S said...

humpty dumpty sat on a *wall

El Padrino said...

harvey *wall banger

Keith S said...

That's a good one.

El Padrino said...

let's go diving in chum infested shark water

suicide

Jugdish said...

I saw that one this morning...what a dumbass.

blue said...

the name is dumas

El Padrino said...

i can't even think of a stupider thing to do

nothing tops that

Keith S said...

"The company's Web site says it offers the opportunity to get "face to face" with sharks."

I can't believe there are people that would want to do that.

Jugdish said...

Jack Kevorkian...CEO of Shark Tours

Keith S said...

Is that guy still alive?

Jugdish said...

Yeah....

tem said...

i like sharks.

blue said...

loan sharks

Keith S said...

Land sharks are cool

Keith S said...

Card Sharks was a cool game show back in the day

blue said...

HIGHER....Lower...change that card

Keith S said...

blue knows

blue said...

MiLBlue likes to watch the game show network, and that show was on a lot while cmblue was in the hospital delivering bblue.

Keith S said...

too bad it wasn't a boy. Little Boy Blue would have been hilarity.



(SSSSS)

tem said...

card sharks was cool.

Keith S said...

We're having a BBQ next Saturday. Everyone is invited.

blue said...

cardsharks was a really easy game...

blue said...

"We're having a BBQ next Saturday. Everyone is invited."

don't think I won't drive down there for free food

El Padrino said...

i'm in

blue said...

according to mapquest, it's a 12 hour drive...no problems

Keith S said...

Free beer, too

Keith S said...

Maybe even some poon

blue said...

and spiff is only about 5 hours away, you offer him free food, he'll take you up on it.

El Padrino said...

you realize that if i didnt have a wife and kid that i would actually make an attempt to go to this bbq right?

i am a maniac

Jugdish said...

You need one of these for your BBQ.

Spaceman Spiff said...

got damn

look at them titties

El Padrino said...

who, i'm blockeddddddddddd

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, scooped up some nerds jelly beans last night, amazing

blue said...

that chick is hot

Keith S said...

"You need one of these for your BBQ."

I don't have one of those, but I have a keg setup.

Keith S said...

I used to install draft beer systems so I have a picnic pump type setup that hooked up to a CO2 tank, and has to taps on it.

blue said...

a keg setup, as in kegorator, or as in garbage can with ice in it.

Keith S said...

"you realize that if i didnt have a wife and kid that i would actually make an attempt to go to this bbq right?"

Just like you came out to support your team for the Super Bowl, right? Pink hat

Keith S said...

esssssssssssssssssss

Spaceman Spiff said...

its sofia vergara with some massive cleavage

Keith S said...

two = to

cumfastery

El Padrino said...

"EP, scooped up some nerds jelly beans last night, amazing"

good work, EP no lie

blue said...

i built a kegorator in college...we named it Homer because it was yellow...i don't know what happened to it.

Keith S said...

"a keg setup, as in kegorator, or as in garbage can with ice in it."

It would be a garbage can w/ ice, but you can connect 2 kegs to it and it uses CO2 instead of a hand pump.

Keith S said...

TWSS

blue said...

not having to pump the keg is always a plus

tem said...

haha hand pump.

tem said...

next saturday like the 8th?

Keith S said...

"next saturday like the 8th?"

Not like, it's actually the 8th.

Spaceman Spiff said...

going to the lakers game tonight

tem said...

HUNGRY

Keith S said...

rev

blue said...

oh, the 8th...i can make that happen

Spaceman Spiff said...

shocking announcement, i will be in vegas next weekend

Keith S said...

Good work spiff

El Padrino said...

spiff i hate you

vegas >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AC

as mentioned i will be in AC this weekend

blue said...

hey, check it out, i'm winning at fantasy golf

Jugdish said...

I have a couple of Vegas trips planned this year as well.

Keith S said...

This is probably a stupid question but do you go to Vegas often, EP?

Keith S said...

My bach party is tentatively scheduled for Halloween weekend in Vegas

blue said...

so you've guys set a date?

El Padrino said...

"This is probably a stupid question but do you go to Vegas often, EP?"

Not in the past 4 years
went there three times total

El Padrino said...

Wait did i miss the engagement thing?

you asked her?
is that on LOAVAD?

Keith S said...

"so you've guys set a date?"

Yeah, we've guys set a date. We're looking at November 8th, but right now we're trying to find a place that has that date open.

Keith S said...

"Wait did i miss the engagement thing?

you asked her?
is that on LOAVAD?"

Yeah it was on Friday night. It wasn't much of a live blogging.

Keith S said...

almost there

Keith S said...

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