Monday, February 04, 2008

I'm speechless

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOW
Just fucking wow man.

Cmon guys. Props are due. I'm good for busting balls but all you guys were dead wrong.
Told you they were playing the best football at the moment.

Simmons surely died. This is excellent news. 42-17 my fat cock.

Nobody thought they could win. Again. And I bet you still didnt believe they could after the Moss TD.....but with 2:45 seconds left, Elisha Norman Manning proved he can do whatever it takes, WHATEVER it takes to will his team down the field and make champions out of all of them.

This was honestly the most exciting, thrilling game I ever seen in my life. Magnified by 1 million that it was my Giants and you easily have my greatest sports moment in all my 28 years on earth. I was 6 when they crushed Denver (and Mets over Boston), I was 10 when Norwood hit it wide left and while I remember my Dad just about flipping cars over outside and throwing me in the air it really never sunk in at ten years old. I do re-watch that game alot though and it was too, a hell of a game in itself. But this one. My god, a good ol-fashioned slobber-knocker.

The Giants hit/pressured/touched Brady 18 times!

The 4th and 13 decision cost the gnenius the game. Way to go genius.

18 times!!! Not including the 3 sackes. Just remarkable defense. Justin Tuck was a beast. Osi was fucking slick and powerful, Strahan turned the clock back AGAIN and was dominant. Brady actually looked rattled.

I can type forever. I can't even sleep. I can't. I'm off today but here I am typing out a post at 9am. Incredible.

18-1. Shock the world. Last night I ran through the streets of Brooklyn waving my Eli jersey and screaming, with no shoes on. NS.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to go on NFL Shop .com and order up those Super Bowl hats, tshirts and wait for that SI commercial with the commerative Issue and DVD.

"I'll give you a quote on Seymour," Jacobs said. "You can write that he's a soft [expletive]. He said we should get ready to go home. Well, now he's on the team that went 18-1."

"It's one thing to win a championship ... it's another to win a championship like that. You can't possibly understand unless it happens to you." SO TRUE...


My boner has not gone down. And I imagine it wont. I'm ok with that.

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Beth said...

Let me be the first to congratulate you EP. I was actually really rooting for the G-men last night.

blue said...

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-MEN

Beth said...

But answer this truthfully, how confident were YOU about the Giants winning after the Moss touchdown? I'm sure you were optimistic but did you REALLY think they'd get it done?

blue said...

"Let me be the first to congratulate you EP"

technically, there were lots of congratulations last night

Beth said...

Sorry Blue, it was destiny for EP to have Tits as the first comment on his Super Bowl Victory post. :-)

El Padrino said...

es it was thank you my love

Beth said...

Yeah, yeah, yeah Blue, the first today on this post.

Geez, don't think you're going to impress me just by being as picky as an attorney... :-)

H said...

the giants played awesome last night. I can't take anything awayb from them. I was pacing still after Moss' TD. I knew it wasn't over. And when Asante didn't catch that pick, I just knew the Pats were going to lose. I'm still depressed. I'm not gonna post a lot today. I'm too down.

EP, let me know what's up for a new name...

El Padrino said...

But answer this truthfully, how confident were YOU about the Giants winning after the Moss touchdown? I'm sure you were optimistic but did you REALLY think they'd get it done?

honest to god, i was like ok ok
we have all three to's and 2:45
I was still very confident....when Tyree made THE CATCH, I said to everyone that we were winning that game

no team gets an effort like that (the manning scramble then throw to Tyree) on one single play and loses

god aint that cruel

blue said...

i hope this was the end to the perfect trifecta for cumfast...now we just have to watch for the headlines about him hanging himself

Beth said...

I'm with you there EP. After Tyree's catch I was also convinced the Giants were winning.

El Padrino said...

H

your name is simple, yet hurtful

your name is

18-1

and your photo is the Eli shirtless pic which can someone link for me?

blue said...

I wasn't convinced the giants were going to win until the sack on brady with 19 seconds left...

El Padrino said...

i gotta read simmons

Beth said...

If we're going to hope this gets rid of cumfast, let's throw out all the trash on the same day. If it was the real TJW in the last post and if he really does come back later this afternoon to answer questions, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE everyone just ignore him - not one single question or acknowledgment that he's here. Maybe then he'll really go away.

El Padrino said...

that would be ideal

El Padrino said...

back to back manning MVP's is creeping me out a bit

El Padrino said...

Ernie Acorsi simle baby, you mad right call and you knew it all along

El Padrino said...

Tiki is for sure hangin by a rope in a basement

18-1 said...

ouch, dude. ouch...

And that was a hell of a play by Eli to not get sacked and get that ball to Tyree. 99 times out of 100 that play gets blown dead, but he kept fighting. He changed my opinion of him a bit last night. I still hate Peyton though.

blue said...

Peyton was drinking white wine...he's a fag

Beth said...

And to help EP out, here is the shirtless Eli pic for H.

blue said...

i knew you had that saved in "my favorites" beth

Beth said...

Better than that blue, I have it printed up to take to the tattoo place later today.

blue said...

and this is the first time i've ever paid attention to the FBR, and only because of Keith's insistance that the 16th hole is insane...and it is...that hole is like one huge party...booing, and cheering...it's the happy gilmore of all the pga tourneys...i think i even saw a guy with 'Happy' painted on his ass

iamunstoppable said...

the Pats didnt belong.

blue said...

fucking eli, now i have to keep him in my $$$ keeper league

El Padrino said...

thank you iam
and beth for the pic

18-1 said...

This is just embarassing...

El Padrino said...

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

best bet loss name/pic evar!!

18-1 said...

but at least I'm not a weasel. I live up to my wagers

El Padrino said...

good lovad last night
thanks boys

El Padrino said...

well done H

blue said...

that's pretty good stuff there

El Padrino said...

i cleaned up on bets too

and I had 7-3, which hit the hald AND 3rd quarter

El Padrino said...

Toomer congrats man
your a warrior

El Padrino said...

H did you buy that book from the Globe?

if so i'd like to buy it off you

El Padrino said...

belichiks post game talk was classic

18-1 said...

what book is that?

ToddPacker said...

congrats, ep

blue said...

we never heard from Meiz again after the game ended...hopefully he's not dead

ToddPacker said...

i think tyler said it, but i thought the game was boring as hell except for the last half of the 4th quarter

ToddPacker said...

peyton sipping wine is hilarious

iamunstoppable said...

the Pats were a 'soft' 18-0

ToddPacker said...

"99 times out of 100 that play gets blown dead"

i thought the same thing

iamunstoppable said...

frauds

tem said...

Manning scramble and toss to tyree

=

Brett Favre play.

blue said...

undermaj had a commercial yesterday...it made me chuckle a little

blue said...

strahan ♥ eli

not so much with the tiki

El Padrino said...

thanks tp

El Padrino said...

what's with keyshawn's scarf

blue said...

victory parade today EP?

tem said...

i loved how in the pre game show the horse was terrified of Keyshawn.

i told someone horses didn't like black people. now they believe it.

ToddPacker said...

"best bet loss name/pic evar!!"

yes it is... although the nekkid potter pic is a close second

18-1 said...

I'm so depressed...

and worse still is hot girl went to a SB party at her friend's house, so I didn't even have her over last night as a distraction. grrrrr...

Jugdish said...

congrats ep...enjoy it! Hell of a game!

ToddPacker said...

"I'm so depressed..."

i don't think NE fans are going to get any sympathy

blue said...

so which NFL team will pick up Cooper Manning as a free-agent next year, so they'll win the superbowl.

Jugdish said...

Hopefully the bears.

Man do I have a hangover

ToddPacker said...

"Hopefully the bears"

rex > cooper.... barely

blue said...

i went skiing on saturday and the wife messed up and forgot to go get beer/liqour for the game....liquor stores closed on sundays here...sober superbowl sucks

tem said...

at least 3 people called in sick today. our office is like 15 people so 3 is a lot.

amazingly 2 of them are girls.

tem said...

cmblue got beat for that right??

blue said...

"cmblue got beat for that right??"

no, but she had to take the baby and leave the house for the entire game, it almost made up for it...

tem said...

you should have beat her too.

blue said...

"you should have beat her too."

but then I would have had to deal with the baby during the game...distractions suck worse than soberness

tem said...

beat her after the game.

nimrod.

iamunstoppable said...

stifle its cries with a comfy pillow. it'll do the trick.

blue said...

how bout Phil Mickelson picking a father and son out of the crowd at the FBR and giving them his SuperBowl tickets...that's pretty cool

tem said...

LOV needs a domestic violence course.

Classes include:

where to hit them so people don't see the bruises.

timing is everything.

why you shouldn't use bats.

how to make her feel like she really did deserve it.

iamunstoppable said...

cmH knew the Pats were frauds and she didnt want H to take out frustrations on dat azz.

18-1 said...

that is pretty cool

tem said...

fyi,

after writing that i felt worse than i have ever felt after writing anything else i have ever written on here.

iamunstoppable said...

"how to make her feel like she really did deserve it."

guffaw

tem said...

phil is nice.

too bad he is a loser.

Jugdish said...

You've stepped it up a notch huh?

tem said...

seemingly. and i was trying to be nicer again today.

Beth said...

"LOV needs a domestic violence course"

You can take the hick out of WV but you can't take the WV out of the hick...

The fake feeling bad is a nice touch though Tem. :-)

18-1 said...

cmH? what does that stand for again?

18-1 said...

you know what the most ironic part of the name change is? you know if they had won I was changing my name to 19-0...

JFreak said...

cm = current misses.

but in your case it should be fm (future misses) or just g.

iamunstoppable said...

Current Mister

18-1 said...

thank you for the clarification...

what about fboH? f*ck buddy of H. She's not technically my girl...yet.

blue said...

you just make romance explosion on her face

so rmeofH

Keith S said...

"belichiks post game talk was classic"

He's a douche. Leaving the field with time on the clock. No class.

JFreak said...

SG super bowl article

Jugdish said...

ep...did you celebrate by licking some oreos with friends last night?

blue said...

why didn't eli and strahan take off their shoulder pads for the trophy presentation...I don't think i've ever seen the guys stay in pads before, they looked awkward

Keith S said...

FBR had almost 540,000 people for the week. Insane

ToddPacker said...

i watched the FBR on saturday... the 16th was crazy

iamunstoppable said...

translated:
"why didn't eli and strahan take off their shirts for the trophy presentation."

JFreak said...

It is really foggy here today.

blue said...

I also liked the T-Mobile commercial where charles barkley kept calling dwayne wade

iamunstoppable said...

from SG's article: the part about him arranging to hang out with Brady's crew after the win..

beforehand i kinda wouldve liked to see history happen.. but reading that just makes me even happier that it didnt.

ead Bill.

iamunstoppable said...

hatehatehate

so what

ToddPacker said...

why was shockey in a luxury box.... seems like he should have been on the sidelines with his team

blue said...

so you're telling me that SG didn't go hang out with Brady after the game? give him a shoulder to cry on...maybe look into each others eyes longingly...and BAM!

el retardo is gay

ToddPacker said...

"I also liked the T-Mobile commercial where charles barkley kept calling dwayne wade"

yeah that one was funny... i liked chuck's huge 'fridge

blue said...

"why was shockey in a luxury box.... seems like he should have been on the sidelines with his team"

he didn't even show up until friday, i think

ToddPacker said...

shockey = da U = dirtbag

Mills said...

Best.SuperBowl.Ever.

For real.

ToddPacker said...

"Best.SuperBowl.Ever."

maybe, for a giants fan

Mills said...

Simmons better give the G-Men their. And play up the fact that they played in week 17 when they didn't have too.

can't believe it really. i hit my head hard on the carpet one time last night cuz I was in a glassbox rollercoaster of emotions.

iamunstoppable said...

i was gonna hang out with Jizz-ele after the game too, but she was kinda bumming from the loss. we'll prolly just kick it next weekend.

- me

Mills said...

blue -- 38k at that 16th hole. that is like a whole baseball stadium.

crazy.

blue said...

huh?

Mills said...

tp --

i wondered why shockey was up there too. he could have been helping the boss-man out down there. instead, he was drinking jesus juice.

Mills said...

at the fbr. there were 38k people at the 16th hole.

blue said...

huh was for your cumfastery comment about hitting your head on the carpet

Spaceman Spiff said...

congrats EP, i hope the skins take your def coord. for coach now

blue said...

according to keith's pics, Adrian Peterson was at the 16th on saturday too.

ToddPacker said...

i felt a little bad for moss after the game

(ns)

Keith S said...

That was Scott Peterson. He was on a work release program

blue said...

why did you feel bad for Randy Moss?

ToddPacker said...

"why did you feel bad for Randy Moss?"

i don't know. i'm not really a moss fan, like meiz. i guess i thought he desreved a SB win after a great regular season, even though he didn't have a great post-season

blue said...

well, he shouldn't have said he was GOAT.

blue said...

just like Brady shouldn't have bitched about Plax predicting the pats would only score 17 points...

Keith S said...

They should have probably played better

Jugdish said...

I don't think Moss deserves anything. We got lucky to be traded to the Pats after quitting on his team in Oakland. He is a pouty, me first player. I'm glad he didn't get a ring.

Also...Brady never bitched about Plax's prediction...he just laughed it off some.

tem said...

plax is a seer.

tem said...

i can't read SG yet. i laugh too hard at him.

blue said...

bitched...laughed it off...basically he said plax was crazy to think they were going to only score 17 points

Keith S said...

Plax gives good interviews. Very easy to comprehend

blue said...

I thought el retardo was going to end the article with...the funeral for my dad is on wednesday

blue said...

"Plax gives good interviews. Very easy to comprehend"

he wasn't speaking spanish? I understood the crying though...his crying=ok...TO's crying=hilarity

Jugdish said...

bitched...laughed it off...basically he said plax was crazy to think they were going to only score 17 points



Well in hindsight yeah, that was dumb. At the time though, after a regular season where the Pats hadn't scored UNDER 24 points, it did seem a little odd.

Sparty said...

just a quick note from the resident Giants fan presented by dscommenters.com in association with danshanoff.com. G-Men rule! cmfost is in total denial right now. loving it!

Keith S said...

Don't argue with Jug

blue said...

jug is disrespecting me

Keith S said...

He's referred to as cummy/cumfast/cumface in these parts

blue said...

don't make me go all strahan on you jug...

unless that means gay sex..then i won't go strahan on you, i promise

Keith S said...

blue ♥s gapped teef

Keith S said...

or just *gap

blue said...

nah, just that strahan seemed like a very angry vengeful man last night after they won

iamunstoppable said...

who said the "flase confidence" comment about the Gints anyway? seemed like it was somebody on the Fox show the way The Gap mentioned it in that interview. but i thought Bradshaw had been calling for them to win, so..

Jugdish said...

I don't want to be Strahaned

blue said...

yeah, i wasn't sure who Strahan was calling out...maybe jimmy johnson...or tiki barber

blue said...

although tiki isn't a fox analyst

iamunstoppable said...

*false

Keith S said...

Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?

thejaywhite said...

Beth begging for something from a man...what a shock

blue said...

shhh, maybe if we're quiet he'll think we aren't home and he'll go away

Keith S said...

*lull

thejaywhite said...

I want zeke..iwont stay with no zeke

Keith S said...

Dickie V is back on Wednesday. Sweet!!

(S)

Jugdish said...

Nothing but the best.

blue said...

dickie v is back just in time for the first carolina/duke game...coincidence?

ToddPacker said...

i missed vitale

(ns)

ToddPacker said...

i guess i like loud annoying people

tem said...

bradshaw picked the pats after talking up the giants the whole time.

El Padrino said...

fuck cummy

El Padrino said...

nap time....watcehd sportscenter 11 straight times

18-1 said...

this sucks...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

my team never wins. I have never had any of my teams win a championship.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ftw

blue said...

none of my teams have ever won a championship either meiz...been close a few times, but then they always suck in the end

tem said...

i wish i had some caffeine.

i guess i can go get some.

tem said...

I have 1 title, in my lifetime.

unless you count WVU basketball's NIT title.

then I have 2.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"none of my teams have ever won a championship either meiz...been close a few times, but then they always suck in the end"

Broncos. Twice.

tem said...

i wish i could take a nap.

blue said...

I was not a bronco fan then, I didn't live her...i'm a transient NFL fan because i've never lived in a city with an NFL franchise. I'm a shitty fan

18-1 said...

yea, I guess I really can't complain huh?

JFreak said...

i didn't know aitch was a nascar fan.

i'm unsure how you can be a little e and a jg fan.

I guess it's easier now that they're on the same team.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Pitchers & catchers report soon.

I should root for the cubs this year, just to give the Brewers a better chance.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The thing about it all is that I don't dislike any of the Giants players.

JFreak said...

5 days until the Bud Shootout.

JFreak said...

"The thing about it all is that I don't dislike any of the Giants players."

except shockey.

blue said...

are we going to have to hear about nascar for the next 3 months?

blue said...

c'mon baseball season

blue said...

I was indifferent towards any giants players, or any patriots players...i didn't care if the pats ended up winning the superbowl, I just didn't want them to go 19-0...so once they made the playoffs, i had to root against them.

JFreak said...

I got tickets for the brickyard.

I'm pretty stoked.

blue said...

19-0 would not be cool to see, unless it was your team that did it...

tem said...

next 9 months for NASCAR.

18-1 said...

"I just didn't want them to go 19-0"

You wanted Mercury Morris to be right?

tem said...

mercury morris was on sportscenter 10 seconds after the game talking shit.

Jugdish said...

Tom Brady

Keith S said...

TMNT

Keith S said...

On this day in 1969...
Baseball owners settled on a new commissioner, Bowie Kuhn, and gave the compromise candidate a term of only one year. TP was there.

blue said...

i don't give a shit about mercury morris..he played in an era where the NFL didn't really matter in the sports scene.

blue said...

18-1 is pretty much the equivalent to the Mariners winning 116 games and then not even making the world series.

tem said...

blhitler luvs MM.

Keith S said...

Mavs winning 67 games last year and not getting out of the 1st round is up there.

blue said...

yeah, but that wasn't a record for wins in a regular season...but you make a good point

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

New picture. Football is over. Laughing Deke is dead.

Keith S said...

Who's that guy?

JFreak said...

Belicheat: The Classless One

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The old Barrelman logo

Keith S said...

Freak's been waiting for this day to pile on

JFreak said...

best of will ferrell

ToddPacker said...

"New picture. Football is over."

i'll be going back to mookie or a mets logo once NCAA baskeball is over

Beth said...

I already miss "laughing deke".

ToddPacker said...

baskeball???

Keith S said...

You might as well change it now, TP. The FU is going to do anything.

ToddPacker said...

i like this one better, meiz

Keith S said...

Wow cumfastery on my part.

FU isn't going to do anything.

Keith S said...

The old MB glove logo was the best

Tyler said...

Long story: they cleaned my office with bleach when I was gone because there was a leak when it was raining and the carpet was wet for days. I got in this morning and my office has massive bleach fumes because, for some reason, they shut the door for the entire weekend. Awesome. I'm already starting to get a headache. One of the many reasons I won't miss this place: people here are retarded.

Also: Vegas sucks when you have to go there for work.

ToddPacker said...

"You might as well change it now, TP. The FU is going to do anything"

i hear ya. tough loss on saturday, arkansas beat the crap out of them. next game is tenn

Beth said...

Whitlock on the Pats and their loss.

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