Friday, February 29, 2008

I'll speak in sentences.

ESPN showing baseball highlights has me at full wood.

Seems to me like the Spurs are going to be in the Finals again.

Ginobili's head fake / shot fake is a borderline travel.

Louisville stomped a mudhole in ND's face.

I'm a Big East fan.

I root for Cuse before anyone else though.

Despite losing to the Commodores the other night I like the Vols to reach the Final Four.

The devil re-upped with the Pats.

The greatest highlight bit on ESPN is fucking annoying.

The ugly duckling is signing with the Celts, just like SpiffG wanted.

Anderson shunns Brownies, welcome to the show Medicine Women.

As far as the Nascar fans go I think there is a race this weekend.

I hope Dsteve porked that nurse.

Frosted Mini-Wheats.

The economic news today is downright depressing.

Gas will be $4 a gallon by late July.

The lipstick is on the pig.

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Keith S said...

Oldest

El Padrino said...

that would be TP

Keith S said...

I was thinking that

Keith S said...

Check out LOG, ep

El Padrino said...

Sweet Jesus Mother Mary!

SMOKING

she must be crazy

Keith S said...

There's no doubt she's crazy.

blue said...

interesting

blue said...

I would post that chick on PtP but then i think that would get Keith in trouble, so I shalln't

Keith S said...

sleepy

Keith S said...

Oh yeah...

Tyler said...

What's up party people?

Keith S said...

IT'S FRIDAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Keith S said...

On this day in 1980...

Hartford's Gordie How, 51, became the first player in NHL history to score 800 goals when he scored in the Whalers' 3-0 win over St. Louis.

Keith S said...

TP went to kindergarten with Gordie Howe

Tyler said...

I think they say "Happy Friday" at my new work. I don't know what more annoying, that, or "It's Friday!"

Tyler said...

Ok. Showertime then sit in traffic time. Peace out y'all.

Tyler said...

Or bust a Z time.

Tyler said...

Can he do it?

Keith S said...

Wait a couple hours, T. You'll get there sooner.

Tyler said...

Oh snap. Morning Z.

Tyler said...

Ok, NOW it's shower/traffic time. Peace.

Steve said...

"Wait a couple hours, T. You'll get there sooner."


his logic still makes me chuckle.

Steve said...

who's the chick on LOG?

blue said...

the chick on LoG is the woman I would make romance explosion on

Steve said...

"the chick on LoG is the woman I would make romance explosion on"


nice

Keith S said...

Me too

Steve said...

fuck starbucks, Dunkin Donuts coffee is much much better.

Steve said...

no porking last night, but as god as my witness the mission will be complete by the end of the weekend.

Keith S said...

Shoulda went with the Barry White

Steve said...

yea i didn't want to break out the big guns so soon.

I got the "I want too, but (fill in excuse here)" speach

El Padrino said...

dammit

no pork fo you

Keith S said...

Maybe she's a UNC fan

Steve said...

*speech

Keith S said...

Maybe the Bobby Hurley love shrine scared her off.

Keith S said...

Maybe she knows you're a Duke fan and she thought you'd rape her

Keith S said...

This possibilities are endless

tem said...

speeches suck.

El Padrino said...

i have a presentation on this new system i've been working with IT on

i'm not nervous but i am anxious
does that make sense?

Keith S said...

Yes

Keith S said...

Butterflies

Keith S said...

I hate sitting under the AC vent

El Padrino said...

caterpillars

El Padrino said...

I have a Yves St. Laurent tie on.

I feel more dapper than usual.

blue said...

crawdads

Steve said...

"i'm not nervous but i am anxious
does that make sense?"

absolutely.

El Padrino said...

be back at 11ish

Steve said...

what sort of system, EP?

blue said...

an IT system

Keith S said...

Probably has something to do with gambling or burritos

Keith S said...

No rev today

blue said...

you didn't belieb in the rev for yesterday, but then, there it was

Keith S said...

I said no rev on Wednesday I think, not yesterday

blue said...

sweet, I just won 3M pounds in the UK lotto

Keith S said...

3M pounds of what?

blue said...

probably of cheerios

Keith S said...

I wonder how many cups that is

Keith S said...

Probably at least a hundred

Steve said...

Does England still use Pounds? I thought they switched over to the Euro.

tem said...

300 lbs is a lot of handfuls.

tem said...

england still uses pounds.

they also accept euros.

Keith S said...

I think it's 3,000,000 pounds

tem said...

3M pounds is a lot of handfuls too.

tem said...

slow day.

tem said...

mortgage rates went down.

good work el pad.

Keith S said...

rev

Steve said...

Prince Harry was pulled from combat


Major fucking props to England man. Could anybody see this happening in the US. I don't know what the american equalivent of the royal family is (the baldwins?) but kudos to Harry. He could have joined the national guard, he could have served and never seen combact but he went up to the front and kicked ass.

That would never happen in the US.

tem said...

a joke:
A woman was complaining to her
husband that her breasts were too small. The husband told her "If you want your breasts to grow, take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them every day"

The woman then asked "How long will this take?" To which her husband replied "They will grow larger over a period of years."

Finally the woman asks "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat the husband said "It worked for your ass, didn't it?"

Keith S said...

Pat Tillman?

tem said...

england is like sparta

blue said...

fluidity

blue said...

England has a big hole where they drop people they don't like into it?

tem said...

yeah, it is called france.

Keith S said...

hilarity

Keith S said...

tem is witty

tem said...

i didn't understand the big hole part.

if i was visiting sparta i would not go near the big hole.

blue said...

how did that hole get there? I wonder if it's still there or if the Romans filled it in.

Keith S said...

And how did the hole never fill up?

Steve said...

"yeah, it is called france."


that explains a lot.

blue said...

nobody has explained the Sparta hole yet...i'm waiting

Keith S said...

It was round

blue said...

and deep


TWSS

Steve said...

"nobody has explained the Sparta hole yet...I'm waiting"

I've used my all too impressive Google skillz and have confirmed that it was nothing more than a well.

Steve said...

that was a great movie, but mostly it was just Hollywood bullshit. The real story is far less exciting.

tem said...

getting to see the terminator chick's rack made it a must see.

tem said...

in the future if i add someone to the unspeakable list and there is a movie with her and her rack in it someone should tell me ASAP.

tem said...

please

tem said...

global warming filled the hole.

tem said...

either that or the spartans shoved so many men into the hole that the hole just shriveled up.

also, in more realistic terms i would not put dead people into my drinking well.

El Padrino said...

steve, a Margin IFA system

"Probably has something to do with gambling or burritos"

keef this was a gem, nice work

Steve said...

we get to see the terminator chicks rack? where? when? somebody fill me in?

El Padrino said...

it went great and now they want me to do it on the big stage in front of people who take helicopters to the Hamptons in the summer

tem said...

in 300.

she is the queen.

El Padrino said...

i did my best tem (rates)

tem said...

"they want me to do it on the big stage in front of people who take helicopters to the Hamptons in the summer"

twss

Steve said...

"in 300.

she is the queen."



ohhh, i thought you meant the new tv show's terminator chick.

tem said...

"i did my best tem (rates)"

it was good work. took it back down to sub 6 around here. or at worst 6 even.

tem said...

"ohhh, i thought you meant the new tv show's terminator chick."

i do. just not the robot in the new tv show.

the mom from the new tv show.

El Padrino said...

i hope jug enjoys cell phone pic friday from afar

JFreak said...

I completely didn't realize 300 queen was sarah connor.

JFreak said...

madne11

blue said...

that madness is meaningless

blue said...

I spit in that madnesses general direction

JFreak said...

she looks older in terminator.

JFreak said...

no madness is meaningless.

watch yourself before I kick you in the pit.

JFreak said...

The LoV pit would consist of having to stay in a room with Teejer and Corbin for all eternity.

tem said...

"she looks older in terminator."

she is older.

Keith S said...

"she looks older in terminator."

She is older

El Padrino said...

the prince harry thing was cool
he was calling in bomb coordinates and actually was under duress at one point in a fierce battle

kudos fo sho

JFreak said...

Like 5 or 6 years older, instead of a year older.

Keith S said...

It was released in 2007, but it wasn't shown live.

tem said...

well she left later when filming 300, so she got there earlier.

Keith S said...

I didn't know it was taped in Wisconsin.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

here

JFreak said...

HUNGRY

tem said...

now you know.

HUNGRY as well.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You guys like it in the ass

Keith S said...

oh mize

El Padrino said...

stop it, you know i don't speak spanish

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm quitting

Keith S said...

I'm not a fan of frosted mini wheats

Keith S said...

mize will never quit

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Ahhhhhhh you got me!


I was kidding!

Keith S said...

mize will quit smoking before he quits LoV

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Frosted Mini Wheats are best served with tons of sugar.

El Padrino said...

i like them with bananas

Keith S said...

TWSS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I like Cheerios with bananas. And lots of sugar.

Keith S said...

Derek Anderson signs w/ Cleveland anyway? WFT?

Keith S said...

mize
Did you read about SG wanting to be the Bucks GM?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Did you read about SG wanting to be the Bucks GM?"

Yep. I'd love that.


I actually thought about it on the way in to work on the day he wrote that.

Keith S said...

Milwaukee would lead the league in "and then"s.

Keith S said...

Everson *Wall(s)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wesley Walls

El Padrino said...

Wall(s) of Jericho

Keith S said...

Stop, you're wasting them

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Prince is growing dreadlocks.

Keith S said...

He might be the ugliest MLBer

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You have just been sent an E-Kick In The Balls

Keith S said...

You're right. He's a good looking dude.



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blue said...

e-kick in the balls is good stuff

El Padrino said...

he has that benjamain buford blue bottom lip action going on

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Where's grampa Packer?

El Padrino said...

wow i guess i feel bad for the Seattle fans

tem said...

seattle is cold and rainy, nobody should live there.

tem said...

Rex Wal(ters)

Keith S said...

Paul *Wall

El Padrino said...

Wall*ly's World

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fridays used to be good. Now they suck.

Keith S said...

Friday's suck?

blue said...

I've thought about moving to seattle, it's only cold and rainy in the winter

blue said...

and not cold

El Padrino said...

mize hates fridays

interesting

blue said...

just rainy..unfortunately "winter" lasts from October 1st to May 1st.

JFreak said...

Slackers.

JFreak said...

Blue, have you been to Le Peep's and/or Kerasotes?

El Padrino said...

seattle looks cool
the rain is annoying though
car insurance rates must be high

Keith S said...

car insurance sucks

El Padrino said...

Insurance.

sucks

El Padrino said...

espeacially when nothing ever happens which i guess would be rooting for a negative

my, my
what a pickle

Steve said...

KFC's new Cajun Chicken sandwich...good stuff.

El Padrino said...

havent had kfc in a minute
that's one fast food place that has the El Pad's Stamp of approval

*even though they serve mutant chickens

blue said...

"Blue, have you been to Le Peep's and/or Kerasotes?"

i've been to Le Peep, never heard of kerasotes before

Keith S said...

Le Peep show?

Steve said...

The Mac guy is banging Drew Berry Moore

this might sound a bit weird, but I would have thought he could do better. Isn't there some young hot rising starlet that needs her name in the papers? I would think so.

blue said...

drew barrymore/mac guy is like month old CoLoV

blue said...

Le Peep is a breakfast place...not as exciting as it should sound

Steve said...

and another thing. How much does Louisiana hate Britney Spears right now.

When she was hot, I bet they where excited. I bet they put up signs that said "Home Of Britney..."

Now that she's turned out to be the stereotypical trailer park white trash that everybody associates with Louisiana...i bet they want to kick her in the teeth.

blue said...

I'd still do her

Steve said...

CoLoV?

blue said...

Circle of LoV....meaning we talked about that a month ago

tem said...

CLOV CLOV CLOV CLOV CLOV

tem said...

el pad are you gonna knock those mortgage rates down again on monday?

tem said...

mac guy and berrymore was new to tem.

tem said...

and by new i mean i didnt remember it.

Steve said...

CLOV. I think that whenever bikini pictures become available CLOV is no longer valid.

blue said...

you want to see bikini pictures of the Mac guy?

Steve said...

"you want to see bikini pictures of the Mac guy?"

if you can find them, i want to see them

Keith S said...

gross

blue said...

"if you can find them, i want to see them"

this coming from the guy who had the nekkid harry potter picture as his avatar for a week

Steve said...

Has anybody posted the link to the Cameron Diaz topless pictures yet?

blue said...

it never sucks to see Cameron Diaz topless

nsfw...older picture anyway

blue said...

i2i with steve

tem said...

no, you should make this titty link hour.

only titty links for the next 60 minutes.

blue said...

Lunch...no tits

JFreak said...

Kerasotes is a movie theater chain.

They have 5 buck movies.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Okay. I just read the new Simmons.


I'm sending Herb Kohl an email.


I'm voting for Simmons

El Padrino said...

"el pad are you gonna knock those mortgage rates down again on monday?"

i might
market taking a beating today, someone will panic and move them down

tem said...

all questions:

mortgages are tied to bond market?

when stocks take a beating bonds do good?

when bonds do good mortgages go down?

Keith S said...

Barry BOnds?

Keith S said...

I don't know why him hitting more HRs would make mortgages go down.

El Padrino said...

7 SLICES TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!

new record at work

REJOICE!

these are standard round pie slices
8 to a large pie
2 of them had broccli on them

Keith S said...

rev

Keith S said...

84° for the Spring Training game tomorrow. Awesome. The beer will be flowing like the salmon of capastrano

El Padrino said...

all questions:

mortgages are tied to bond market?

yes and no, freddie mac's, fannie mae's of course, regular corp bonds or other non-corporate bonds no

when stocks take a beating bonds do good?
Not always...

when bonds do good mortgages go down?
your referring to the mortgage backed securities sector , when those are up, mortgages stay low but dont really drop, they like stability

Steve said...

"2 of them had broccli on them"


hu? you're talking about pizza right?

JFreak said...

broccoli on pizza is not good.

Keith S said...

Small pieces of broccoli on pizza are ok. Not the big tree trunks

JFreak said...

i was supposed to see semi-pro today.

my plans fell through.

wah wah.

Steve said...

"broccoli on pizza is not good"

never had, and i have no intentions of ever having it.

some things are just unnatural.

Keith S said...

I'm seeing it tonight after a happy hour full of sake bombers

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