Tuesday, February 12, 2008

I was sick too

I was sick yesterday too, I am suspecting it is unrelated to Deke's illness. Anyway, coming into work the day after you are sick sucks. You are already a day behind and you need to catch up right away. TPS is going to be a monster today. But don't fret, I will not let that interfere with me quickly writing up a post today. In fact, it could be a good post....but probably won't be. I will say this. It might not be solid D material, but it'll hit D- with the curve.

So telmet stickers. Extremely rare. I have decided to actually put some guidelines out there for those who wish to recieve one. And by recieve one have me type on the intraweb that you got one. Anyway, today's telmet sticker guideline: Get LOV's website on national TV, during an event that more than 1,000,000 people watch = telmet sticker. Seems achievable, but nobody has done it yet.

Random Side Note: When I type these things out the people in my office wonder what the hell I am typing. My job doesn't really require me to ever type a lot. They wonder it when I am posting to. I think they are on to me. Especially now that my direct boss moved to the office across from mine. It's nice because I can just shout questions to him, but it isn't nice because he can see me not doing work all day. A dilemma for sure.

Unspeakable addition: The mom from the Terminator TV show. tem likes this show and both female leads are on his list. This means that this show will be cancelled within 3 months. tem is sad.

Random side note 2: About 9 months ago, Mills REitV of cmMills. Way to go. Also I should note that some movie named Fools Gold was number 1 at the box office. tem doesn't even know what this movie is.

NHL Update: Detriot still has the most points, must be the best team. Also, some dude almost died.

Baseball talk: Steriods....blah, blah, blah, blah, Selig knew about Rocker, blah blah, Rocket and his wife juiced, blah blah, probation for clubhouse boy, blah blah, society.

Movie review of a movie tem has never seen:

Fools Gold. This is the current box office darling (see above). It is about a man who is hit with amazing tragedy in the old west. His wife is kilt by a stampede and he is left to raise his daughter all by himself. After a few hours of ensuing single dad in the old west raising a little girl hilarity the guy decides to go to California and pan for gold. So he gets there and the little girl finds a shitload of gold. The family becomes rich and a another 2 hours of poor west family becomes rich hilarity ensues. But then the heavy stuff hits. The daughter starts acting out and the dad just does hookers all day. So then the daughter kills herself and the guy blows all the cash on hookers and booze and dies. You see, it was the gold that caused all the trouble and even though it was real gold it was really fool's gold.

3 out of 5 helmet stickers.

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blue said...

great movie review

blue said...

I too have a job that requires very little typing, so people often wonder what i'm typing about so much

ToddPacker said...

"You see, it was the gold that caused all the trouble and even though it was real gold it was really fool's gold"

funny

blue said...

rumor has it that kate hudson might get nekkid in this fool's gold movie

ToddPacker said...

like tem, i know nothing about fool's gold

blue said...

I know it has Kate Hudson and Wooderson in it, and that's about it

blue said...

I made up the nekkid-ness, my wife always tries to tell me that the chick is going to get naked in some romantic comedy she wants to see.

I'm too smrt for that

ToddPacker said...

i can't remember the last non-kid movie i saw in a movie theater, i rather wait for the dvd

blue said...

last movie i saw in the theater was reign on me...whenever that came out...a long time ago

blue said...

TP-
have you seen the hannah montana 3d movie yet?

ToddPacker said...

i think it might have been the last star wars movie

blue said...

return of the jedi?

ToddPacker said...

"TP-
have you seen the hannah montana 3d movie yet?"

no, i told my daughter that if she makes me go i'm going to sing all the songs really loud, so now she doesn't want me to go

ToddPacker said...

HM movie is like $19.00 by the way

blue said...

oh, that's a good plan

Jugdish said...

I like the Terminator show too.

blue said...

19.00$? FT

blue said...

the younger chick that is a terminator on that show, is pretty hot..

El Padrino said...

tem's a gamer

Jugdish said...

Careful blue...we are not sure how old she is yet.

but she is...

blue said...

his nickname was Touchdown for nothing

Jugdish said...

tp knows the words to the hannah songs?

blue said...

*wasn't

blue said...

jug...she's 26

El Padrino said...

rocker is such a moron

Jugdish said...

sweet...we are in the clear. She is hot!

blue said...

terminator chick might be CoLoV

blue said...

maybe

El Padrino said...

working for GM must suck

El Padrino said...

fuck that termintor show
i gave it 10 minutes and it sucked so it's dead to me

El Padrino said...

4 words

Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition

El Padrino said...

i want to eat breakfast on off Marisa Miller

blue said...

the wife already has a swimsuit for the summer, but thanks for the heads up

blue said...

yeah, marisa miller is smokin

blue said...

*cue beth with the "guys really think she's good looking?"

Jugdish said...

funny because after the first ten minutes it got really good.

tem said...

work is rough today.

fuck TPS.

Jugdish said...

I was fixing my toilet the other day, and I got some of that blue shit from the 2000 flushes on my hand. It won't come off...does this mean I have to wash my hands 2000 times?

El Padrino said...

brooklyn decker


HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Keith S said...

Ironic that the guy with the picture from Vacation got his arm covered in blue toilet stuff

ToddPacker said...

"tp knows the words to the hannah songs?"

unfortunately, yes i know the words to some of the songs

El Padrino said...

i want to the the water

Jugdish said...

I thought the same thing when it happened Keith...although it was just my fingers.

The first thing I thought was "My pen exploded."

Jugdish said...

Its a birth mark.

blue said...

she seems nice

El Padrino said...

choose and enjoy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Get LOV's website on national TV, during an event that more than 1,000,000 people watch = telmet sticker. Seems achievable, but nobody has done it yet."


I will do this. McD's All America game.

Keith S said...

The ones I chose to enjoy say

404 Error

The page you requested cannot be found. The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.

Jugdish said...

Will Ferrell is in there...sweet!

Keith S said...

Jeff Garcia's wife is hot in those pics, but good god, what is that shit she's wearing?

El Padrino said...

"Anyway, no B.S. Report this week. Starting next week, we'll be back for the rest of 2008."


does he really think people listen to those?

El Padrino said...

michelle damon is not hot

Jugdish said...

From what I heard it is the number two rated podcast downloaded on iTunes...although I have never verified it.

tem said...

is michelle damon matt's sister?

tem said...

what's number 1?

Keith S said...

Media outlets need to stop forcing the "Danica Patrick is sexy" issue onto us. Just stop.

tem said...

cmblue is sneaky with the "chick gets nekkid ploy"

tem said...

danica is ok.

i would REoHF.

Keith S said...

"what's number 1?"

rev & los

Jugdish said...

Don't know...didn't look it up.

ToddPacker said...

""what's number 1?"

rev & los"


hahhahahhahahahhahaha

Keith S said...

IHOP is giving away a free shortstack of pancakes today between 7am and 10pm to celebrate International Pancake Day

Keith S said...

"i would REoHF."

I would too, but that doesn't mean she's sexy

tem said...

she is the sexiest indy car driver.

Jugdish said...

If a report came out that she was actually a 15 year old boy...would you be shocked?

Jugdish said...

The answer is no.

El Padrino said...

she is not sexy

Jugdish said...

If a report was released that freak has a tube sock with long black hair on it that he calls Danica...would you be surprised?

Keith S said...

Only reason she gets any run is because she drives fucking race cars.

Keith S said...

race car driver + female + full set of teeth = hot, apparently

El Padrino said...

wouldnt surprised

El Padrino said...

catching re-runs of OZ on HBO
funny to remember all the actors that went on like Carmela Soprano, the L&O priest, the L&O cop woman, Papale's boy in Invincible, Pachanga, etc....

El Padrino said...

even though Pachanga was pre-OZ I'll always remember that name

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Re: Danica


They do the same shit with Sharapova. She has a square body and a C- face. Not hot.

tem said...

danica is the sexiest indy car driver.

sharapova is not the hottest tennis player.

tem said...

i'm not saying danica is sexy, i'm just saying i'd rather do her than some andretti dude.

maybe you all would rather REitB with an Andretti.

tem said...

HUNGRY.

where's tits?

those two comments are unrelated.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"sharapova is not the hottest tennis player."


False.

blue said...

there's another indy driver chick that is hotter than danica...milka something

Keith S said...

That one polish tennis player is hot.

Keith S said...

Or maybe she's russian. I dunno

El Padrino said...

wft is reitb

Keith S said...

Ah, she's serbian.

Ana Ivanovic

Keith S said...

romantic explosion in the butt?

El Padrino said...

oh yeah

Keith S said...

Deke just argued that Sharapova was not hot, then argued that she is the hottest tennis player?

Return of the H said...

quick reponses to two of yesterday's comments.

"H, are you playing "Stairway" in that pic?"

no Tyler, Did my Time by Korn actually.

"Why is H chatting to the girl after hitting it?"

Tem, we're still too early for me to tell her to shut the fuck up cuz I want to sleep...

Jugdish said...

Just start dozing off, she'll get the point.

blue said...

meiz gets confused when it comes to sharapova

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oops. I missed the not in "not the hottest tennis player". Apologies.

My brain is still weary

El Padrino said...

best video i've seen in a long time

someone mail this sheet to Simmons maybe it'll make the Links page

blue said...

I think his argument was that she is the hottest tennis player chick, but that doesn't make her overall hot when compared to other women

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

One of the Bucks' front office guys was on the radio recently and said that the Eastern Block has the hottest women.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I think his argument was that she is the hottest tennis player chick, but that doesn't make her overall hot when compared to other women"


No, no. she is NOT the hottest tennis player.

blue said...

pretty funny video EP

Jugdish said...

This Eastern Block?

El Padrino said...

maybe this is why the kids are dumber?

blue said...

that video had links to a lot of chicks dancing scantily clothed...much like the video that used to be on Keith's Blog..

El Padrino said...

there's a joke here but I can't find it

Jugdish said...

There are jokes all over that.

El Padrino said...

he will kick your ass jug

blue said...

that's like an SNL comedy skit or something

Jugdish said...

He could easily be punted across the street.

Steve said...

Roy Williams on Lawson:

""I don't know that there is a timetable," Williams said Monday. "I think we've just got to wait until he starts feeling better with it. The kid's not been hurt very often and kids that haven't been hurt think that sometimes things have to be perfect before they come back. That could be part of Tywon's deal. But at the same time it still hurts. We're just going to have to wait until it stops hurting.""

I read that as "he's acting like a pussy".

That's just me though.

Jugdish said...

I guess we'd have to refer back to that How many eight year olds can I beat up website.

blue said...

how much is 1.5kg?

El Padrino said...

like 6 pounds which cant be accurate

Jugdish said...

Its like a bag of frozen peas.

Jugdish said...

3.3 pounds actually...not bad for the little fart.

El Padrino said...

fat drinks

blue said...

so he weighs 20 pounds and can lift 3 pounds? so like 15% of his body weight...that's weak

blue said...

that would be the equivalent of a 200 pound man lifting 30 pounds

blue said...

I thought this was funny

steve nash showing shaq around town.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

6.6 pounds total.

El Padrino said...

my 6 month old is bigger than that midget?

strange

Keith S said...

Sure, I go to work and all the links come out. Thanks.

El Padrino said...

you cant click on them?
they are all SFW

Steve said...

PHX, i'll never understand. how could 4-6 million people all DESCIDE to live in the middle of the fucking desert.

Keith S said...

I can click on some, some are blocked. They have tight interweb security here.

Keith S said...

If you're going to bold a word, at least spell it right.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I would like to live in the PHX area

Jugdish said...

No shitte!

El Padrino said...

keef has his grammar panties on today

Steve said...

fcuk spelling!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

4 days until pitchers & catchers. Physicals on Sunday.

El Padrino said...

and i dont get the az thing either

El Padrino said...

Friday for Los Mets!

Keith S said...

Phoenix isn't the only place that's desert.

Keith S said...

Vegas is desert, you aren't complaining about that.

Keith S said...

"keef has his grammar panties on today"

I wouldn't have said anything if it wasn't in bold font.

El Padrino said...

yeah the bold was the icing
i understand

El Padrino said...

i wouldnt live in vegas either
actually it would be impossible, i'd be this close to dead

Keith S said...

No offense, but I wouldn't ever live in NYC. I would not make it there.

El Padrino said...

well, if you can make it here you can make it anywhere

probably one of the only true cliches about NYC

Jugdish said...

When you live in Vegas it loses some of its allure. You probably wouldn't even hang out the strip as much as you think. You might even avoid it at times.

Its better just to visit.

Keith S said...

If I lived in Vegas, or Henderson or someplace close like that, I would be homeless. No doubt.

Jugdish said...

There is a player on the devil rays named Evan Longoria.

Jugdish said...

I have a friend who lives in Henderson. We go out to the strip, but he also takes me out to places off the strip where all the tourists don't go. He took me to a karaoke bar where a lot of the lounge performers go. Needless to say jug did not sing that day.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1983...

Boxing champion "Marvelous" Marvin Hagler raised his career record to 56-2-2 and retained his world middleweight title with a sixth round knockout of Britain's Tony Sibson.

blue said...

bolding does bring attention

Jugdish said...

Dude!

Keith S said...

I read about the pregnant bombers last night. Crazy

blue said...

Detroit was listed as the most miserable city to live in this year...with Stockton, CA #2, Flint, MI #3, and NYC was #4

Jugdish said...

Long time coming...

Keith S said...

TWSS

tem said...

"well, if you can make it here you can make it anywhere"

says the person who lives there but wouldn't make it in Vegas.

Keith S said...

Stone *wall Jackson

Steve said...

I could Handle NY over Vegas (except for the weather). Too much shit to get you into trouble in Vegas, i think that's what EP was getting at.

El Padrino said...

yea, pretty much

Steve said...

Has anybdoy seen Heartbreak Kid (the one with Stiller).

Not a bad movee, but probably the greatest ending for a "Romantic Comedy" ever.

El Padrino said...

on a serious note nyc is awesome

El Padrino said...

nyc would never be on a miserable list

Keith S said...

Been to NYC once. 3/5 helmet stickers

El Padrino said...

it has the jug stamp of approval

El Padrino said...

3 out of 5 is good enough

El Padrino said...

sorry Los Mets report Thursday

tem said...

"but probably the greatest ending for a "Romantic Comedy" ever."

explain.

tem said...

3 out of 5 or three fifths of one?

El Padrino said...

Joe McEwing hall of fame credentials

El Padrino said...

apple commercials always plant a song in my head forever

the ipod girl (1,2,3,4)
and the mac air laptop commercial is stuck in my head too

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Nothing

blue said...

"nyc would never be on a miserable list"

wanna bet

miserable cities

El Padrino said...

ice storm outside

fun

blue said...

basically the miserableness outweighs the awesomeness

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"the ipod girl (1,2,3,4)
and the mac air laptop commercial is stuck in my head too"


Same for me. Who is that chick?

blue said...

"ice storm outside"

sounds miserable

El Padrino said...

retarded formula

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"ice storm outside

fun"


This is why people go to the desert.

Steve said...

It's hard to explain without a rev scroll er, but he spends the whole movie keeping his marriage away from the chick he met on his honeymoon. She finds out, everything goes to shit. A year later they meet back up on the beach and you think all is well until she walks away and Ben's new wife walks up. He starts lying too her and the wife walks away none the wiser.

It zooms in and Ben is by himself, he mummbles "Fuck Me" under his breath and then fades to black


It's much better than i make it sound.

blue said...

steve...why were you watching this movie?

Keith S said...

What I have to look forward to the next 10 days

El Padrino said...

two different singers

the macbook girl

Steve said...

"steve...why were you watching this movie?"


It had Ben Stiller in it. Lots of good laughs, just a bit corny in places.

El Padrino said...

1,2,3,4

blue said...

so...to sum up...steve like Duke & romantic comedies...got it

El Padrino said...

ok i get it, people hate winter
but not me, sure the occasional ice storm sucks but overall winter is nice

these are the same people that complain when it's 112 degrees though so wft?

If we all lived in a climate like Aruba we'd be happy

blue said...

especially if there were aruban chicks everywhere

Steve said...

"so...to sum up...steve like Duke & romantic comedies...got it"

Hold on a second, that feels like an attack on my manhood. Allow me to explain. "Romantic Comedies" with Ben Stiller and Adam Sandler or nothing more than an excuse for Ben Stiller and Adam Sandler to act all Ben Stillerish and Adam Sandlerish.

ie Something About Mary, Click, Along Came Polly, Big Daddy etc etc.

It's not like a Hue Grant movie or something like that.

El Padrino said...

Stiller comedy is fine with me, Along Came Polly was funny and ended up being a romantic comedy...


Gooban, remember ze story bout ze hippo?

El Padrino said...

RAINDROPS!

Steve said...

winter in NC is OK, summer in NC is OK.


7 degree weather sucks balls, 110 degree weather sucks balls. That's why SE US is the best place to live (weather wise).

ToddPacker said...

"What I have to look forward to the next 10 days"

about the same here

El Padrino said...

eh, NC in itself is ok
it's the people that bother me

El Padrino said...

no offense

El Padrino said...

i hated FL while i lived there but it probably had to do with the fact i lived in nyc prior

Steve said...

"no offense"

none taken, we say the same thing about New Yorkers.

ToddPacker said...

"eh, NC in itself is ok
it's the people that bother me"

cmtp wants to move to nc... i told her she can go anywhere she wants after the divorce... she didn't laugh

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"7 degree weather sucks balls, 110 degree weather sucks balls. That's why SE US is the best place to live (weather wise)."


Hurricanes

El Padrino said...

where my mother lives sucks balls
i imagine closer to the coast is nicer steve

Steve said...

"Hurricanes"


ehh, not really a problem. We've had like 5 in 25 years, plus...


Hurricane Parties.

ToddPacker said...

"Hurricanes"

overrated

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hurricane parties could be fun.

We used to chase tornados

tem said...

old folks home weather talk again.

ToddPacker said...

ep, my brother is in NY looking at a place on the upper-east side... $3100/month, but it's pretty good walk to the nearest subway

tem said...

it snowed here. didn't even know until i walked outside this morning.

i need to be more aware of my surroundings.

Keith S said...

"That's why SE US is the best place to live (weather wise)."

Yeah, 95-100 degrees with 90% humidity is glorious.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How can people afford 3k per month just to rent?

Keith S said...

$3100/month? Jeezaloo, that's redonk.

El Padrino said...

yeah TP while the rest of the country goes through a recession it seems as if NY real estate is recession proof

unreal

El Padrino said...

i pay $1200 rent, 2 bedroom in brooklyn

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