Friday, February 08, 2008

I was late you get nothing

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dun-dun-dun-dun-dundun-dun-dun-dun-dundun.....toootooohhh, tooootooohhh

Ok

Why did they cancel Inside the NFL on HBO sports? It was easily my favorite NFL show. This is tragic news. I forgot Cris Carter got porked on the HOF ballot. That sucks. He's a shoe-in.

18-1, the hits just keep on coming with the Schillig news. I'm afraid all of Boston's good sports karma will be done with. It started with those lovable Pats and it will continue with the Celtics who will be ousted by IAM's Pissssstons. Everyone pull your pants down and salute Boston.

McNamee. Clemens.

Cwebb was back last night. He looks fat and tired.

Nascar has a big race soon.

I think the Summer Olympics are in China and will be broadcast by NBC.

I'm still mad about the whole Inside the NFL thing. The highlights were cool.

Shaq got traded not Kobe.

I wonder what Dave Coulier is doing right now?

Romantic explosion on her stomach : Kate Hudson

Mission accomplished.

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El Padrino said...

not cool

18-1 said...

you suck, EP!

18-1 said...

at least we're relevent in 3 out of 4 major sports. I'll take that over what most of the rest of the country deals with.

18-1 said...

the Boston rotation will be ok without Schill I think. Beckett, Dice-K, Lester, Buchholz, Wake. It'll be ok...

18-1 said...

of coursem now not pulling the trigger on the johan trade is huuuuuuuge.

18-1 said...

morning z

tem said...

"i know the industry that tem is in"

apartments/ real estate? it is a good industry unless you work with douchebags. which since 90% of the people are douchebags you will be working with.

El Padrino said...

H i baited you to see those abs

tem said...

"There were some neighbors who came forward and said it wasn't the right business for their part of Tempe," she said. "They'd heard he wanted to call his place 'Drunkenstein's.'

tem said...

"econopolitical confrontation."

tem said...

"I will test the theory that bullets speak louder than words. Perhaps the blood of the inculpable will cause a paradigm shift"

that guy is nuts. but hilarity.

he and cho need to meet.

18-1 said...

i know i was baited. i don't care though.

18-1 said...

everything will be ok if i keep telling myself that right?

18-1 said...

and i2i on Kate Hudson

18-1 said...

H is a huge fan of her

18-1 said...

and another z

tem said...

way to shoot free throws again WVU.

it's like they never practice them.

El Padrino said...

huggy bear dont like FT's

iamunstoppable said...

speaking of killing bitches, whoever made the Cho comment the other day.. was hilarity. i wanna say it was Blew.. but it was tasteless, borderline inappropriate and encompassed everything that LOV stands for.

nicely done.

tem said...

Huggy Bear needs to have them practice some.

They are shooting close to 50% from the line.

iamunstoppable said...

Celts/Stones:
i like where your head's at EP.

tem said...

which Cho comment?

it might have been mine. don't steal my thunder.

iamunstoppable said...

Clemens:
they brought a couple photos that showed a random selection of dirty syringes and rags and crap..

wow, how damning. Clemens should just go to jail now.

(s)

iamunstoppable said...

it very well couldve been u tem.. u are very skilled with the Cho drops.

iamunstoppable said...

i think it had something to do with 'taking people with you' and the response was that cho did.

it was just unexpected and made me laugh one of those "i hope someone doesnt ask what i'm laughing about cause i dont wanna say 'the always hilarious murder/suicide combo on a mass scale'" type of laughs.

iamunstoppable said...

bloody zizzle.

the Clemens trainer was a sketcky ass mofo.. planning this shit fo' yeeeeeears. damn, thats hateful!

iamunstoppable said...

clemens and murder are hot topics

iamunstoppable said...

i cant wait til he has his Marion Jones press conference where he says he thought by going on the offensive he would prove doubters wrong..

but he really just fucked himself cause then the govt got involved and found out that he owns Guatemalan slaves, and buys/trades dark skinned babies.. and his primary client was Bradgelina.

tem said...

i will take credit for sure.

tem said...

i need all the help i can get.

tem said...

clemens eats chinese babies too.

don't forget that.

18-1 said...

clemens. guilty/not guilty? where does LOV stand?

iamunstoppable said...

he enjoys the taste of yellow skin

tem said...

Pro Bowl is this sunday. Is anyone going to do a preview??

18-1 said...

inadvertent block on tem's potential z

tem said...

clemens is a douchebag.

guilty of roiding up.

but should receive no punishment.

18-1 said...

it's friday, need to figure out weekend plans

tem said...

eli abs block is painful.

stings for sure.

18-1 said...

my gial is to maximize ass while minimizing effort. always a noble goal.

ToddPacker said...

"clemens. guilty/not guilty? where does LOV stand?"

very guilty

tem said...

wow sugar plant in GA is on fire.

14hrs of sugar burning.

El Padrino said...

he should now, he lied under oath

martha stewart his asssssss

iamunstoppable said...

any athlete that can do things like throw a 100mph or hit a ball 400 feet or win an olympic medal...

cheats.

hard work gets u shit and the human body dont work that way. we're watching a herd of amped up gorillas and gorilletes and loving every minute of it.

El Padrino said...

"14hrs of sugar burning."

i love creme brulee

ToddPacker said...

clemens should get the death penalty

iamunstoppable said...

i thought i was tasting the american dream, but apparently it was just the sugar burning.

El Padrino said...

public beaning

El Padrino said...

headshots encouraged

iamunstoppable said...

clemens should be publicly flogged.

if there's one thing missing from our culture it's the public flogging.


bring it back with that old skool track!

iamunstoppable said...

old people and their internet forwards.

fucking stop, mayne.

18-1 said...

burning sugar, what does that smell like?

iamunstoppable said...

and dont come over and ax me if i read it, cause i delete everything u send out.

u fuck.

El Padrino said...

smells like Brady's grass stains

iamunstoppable said...

sauteed hopes and dreams

iamunstoppable said...

what does 18-1 smell like? i'd imagine theyre pretty close to the same..

iamunstoppable said...

Jumper looks like it could be cool.

iamunstoppable said...

the Dark Knight trailer gave me a monster, monster chub

iamunstoppable said...

Ledger looked 2 legit 2 quit

tem said...

fridays are always titless.

tem said...

ITS FRIDAY.

whoop de doo.

fuck Friday.

Beth said...

"fridays are always titless"

Not always.

Keith S said...

"public beaning"

It could be like The Lottery

El Padrino said...

YES!

Keith S said...

Good work by deke putting Oregon Trail 2007 on LOG last night. 17 helmet stickers. That's 18-1

tem said...

i might have to hit me up some oregan trail.

never played it before.

tem said...

Oregon.

my spelting sucks.

18-1 said...

"Good work by deke putting Oregon Trail 2007 on LOG last night. 17 helmet stickers. That's 18-1"

huh?

tem said...

Dunst went into rehab.

Keith S said...

18-1=17

18-1 said...

ah, gotcha. little slow on the uptake today I guess

Keith S said...

It was a cheap way to throw in a 18-1 reference

18-1 said...

and it's snowing again. WTF

18-1 said...

how'd thos bengals do this year Keith?

18-1 said...

oh yea...they sucked

18-1 said...

and the reds?

18-1 said...

i could keep going...

tem said...

i have a drs. appointment today.

i think i get to be tortured.

18-1 said...

what do we call 4 comment in the same minute? is that a specially named z?

Keith S said...

Yep, I know they both suck. Have for years.

tem said...

4 in one minute is a premature z.

or premie z.

18-1 said...

yea, so really you can bust my balls, but like was said earlier this week, Bosont has 5 titles this decade. 18-1 hurt, but I'll just take satusfaction in what we have already done...

21st Century scoreboard:
Boston - 5
New York - 1
Cincy - 0

tem said...

"but I'll just take satusfaction in what we have already done"

this is something losers say.

Keith S said...

You but you have cumfast in your city. So we're even.

tem said...

i was cool in hike school so it doesn't matter what i am doing now that i am 35.

tem said...

that is loser talk.

what have you done for me lately?

you lost, that's what.

18-1 said...

yes, cumfast deos bring us down a bit. but even? not quite.

tem said...

expect the Blue Jackets to somehow make the stanley cup finals and get swept.

columbus is a lose last kind of town.

OSU football, OSU Basketball, Arena Football, OSU Football....

tem said...

i even think the OSU men's soccer team lost in its finals.

Keith S said...

I don't think h is aware of exactly how big of a retard cummy is

iamunstoppable said...

make sure to throw in that Arena Football

18-1 said...

tem, who do you root for again? seriously, I don't know.

Keith S said...

Yeah they lost to Wake Forest

tem said...

my allegiances are top secret.

tem said...

and i put the arena team in there.

like a good cho joke i never pass up the chance to throw out arena football.

18-1 said...

"I don't think h is aware of exactly how big of a retard cummy is"

remember, I was dealing with him way before you guys were on DS' blog. Trust me, I know how much of a fucktard he is.

tem said...

NFL - Tampa Bay
MLB - Pirates

NHL - Penguins, but don't pay much attention

NBA - nobody

NCAA - WVU

tem said...

H and Cummy work together for the same debt collection company.

Cummy is H's boss. Or Vice Versa.

tem said...

madneww soon.

tem said...

get it.

tem said...

go

tem said...

oops

tem said...

oh well

tem said...

i dislike madneww

tem said...

bad omen

tem said...

hungry soon

tem said...

i'm on a roll

tem said...

shooting free throws better than WVU

tem said...

screw punctuation

tem said...

when i text people i always use punctuation and capital letters.

tem said...

it makes me feel better than them.

iamunstoppable said...

silencio

tem said...

an air of superiorority. which i do not know how to spell.

Keith S said...

Double premie for tem

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo is a little bitch, was supposed to be a guest on an espn radio show this week. called in sick tuesday, got physically ill because of the pats loss, then calls in sick yesterday, he is now bedridden.

what a pussy

tem said...

i would be ok if i heard el tardo died.

i'd feel bad for the SH, but secretly think she was better off anyway.

or maybe not so secretly.

Keith S said...

I did my taxes last night. The free H&R Block taxcut & e-file are awesome.

El Padrino said...

bitchass

Keith S said...

Cho-ette

El Padrino said...

so why not the steelers
i dont get it

tem said...

i don't know why i don't like the steelers.

my family is split between the browns and steelers and i chose a completely different team.

those orange unis were too awesome.

tem said...

i already got my refund.

tem said...

cho-ette doesn't have the numbers cho did.

tem said...

days when beth only posts once are hereby called breast cancer days.

only 1 tit.

tem said...

now i am going to lunch.

Steve said...

I love it when DS tries to get "edgy".

He called it "bracket porn"

hhahahahah, he's soooooooo funny.

[s]

tem said...

before someone at work makes me do work.

Keith S said...

So did we ever decide who was setting up the LoV Nascar fantasy league?



















(s)

Steve said...

"LoV Nascar fantasy league"


really?

iamunstoppable said...

i love it when people cop to reading DS

18-1 said...

I'm a DS transplant. This is known...

Steve said...

"i love it when people cop to reading DS"


that's a sign of my boredom. watching this stuipd little blue bar craw across the screen

iamunstoppable said...

the internet is wide, my friends. he has a job because of your clicks.

feel the shame.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't read DS.

iamunstoppable said...

our mayor is a fucktard.

well, the mayor in the city that i live close to..

Beth said...

"days when beth only posts once are hereby called breast cancer days.

only 1 tit"

So does that mean on days any of you only post once it's called a Lance Armstrong day? :-)

Beth said...

"days when beth only posts once are hereby called breast cancer days.

only 1 tit"

And that's really not funny, my mother died last year from breast cancer.

s

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Show us your tits!









*in honor of Mardi Gras & all....

iamunstoppable said...

"I don't read DS."

that's a given. u hate girls.

Beth said...
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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Its not my fault that they're all morons

iamunstoppable said...

reconsidered it, huh?

18-1 said...

hmm, new comment says morons. wonder what deleted comment referred to women as?

18-1 said...

did we ever get an answer as to why Deke called the girl a c u next tuesday?

El Padrino said...

fan terrorist

Spaceman Spiff said...

shoulda been you EP

El Padrino said...

fucking amazing what that fan got the pics and vids are amazin

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"hmm, new comment says morons. wonder what deleted comment referred to women as?"

The deleted comment was Beth's doing. Not sure why she did it.

JFreak said...

Wow, Giants stadium was pretty empty.

Where's rev saying that if the eagles won everyone in town would be there?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

wall?

Spaceman Spiff said...

so shockey wasnt there?

El Padrino said...

30K there after a parade with almost 3MM people

El Padrino said...

Giants Stadium is in the swamps of NJ, you wouldnt understand

the parade was the real deal

El Padrino said...

No shockey....

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

When are the Giants moving to NY?

18-1 said...

ladies and gentleman, your new jersey..er, new york giants!!

Keith S said...

On this day in 1992...
Magic Johnson returned from retirement to play in the NBA All-Star Game. He scored a game high 25 points and won the Most Valuable Player award.

blue said...

Magic AIDS is CoLoV

blue said...

Interviewing always sucks...especially if you set up an interview on a friday and have to put on a suit...it's not like you can just go into work when everyone else is in jeans.

My excuse..umm..yeah there was a funeral or something...

actually I went home and changed into jeans

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Good goat thinking, Blue

El Padrino said...

"When are the Giants moving to NY?"

stop it you know i dont speak spanish

Keith S said...

Just not going into work would have been better

tem said...

"So does that mean on days any of you only post once it's called a Lance Armstrong day? :-)"

that is a good one.

yes it does.

tem said...

how did the intra view go?

tem said...

i don't even know how to get to a page to read DS.

El Padrino said...

wow that fart was just out of bounds

i imagine that if my fart was dressed he's be wearing a legion of doom shoulder pad and spiked hair with two nose rings and hangin cross in the ear

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I want to go salmon fishing this summer.

blue said...

"how did the intra view go?"

it went well, they didn't laugh though when i asked about LoV access.

also, i think they'll be bitches and if they offer me the job, they'll lowball me...bastards

JFreak said...

Just so you know.

Conan without writers >>>>> Conan with writers

El Padrino said...

dont know what a versa is but rev got one

Keith S said...

El Padfast with some week old cumfastery

Keith S said...

Maybe there is a statue of limitings on that, though.

El Padrino said...

never saw that

dammit!

Keith S said...

A Versa is about 50 lbs heavier than rev.

El Padrino said...

"As per the telephonic conversatuion that i had with you this evening can you let me know if you are short to deliver the shares, and if sufficient when can we expect the shares to be delivered to us."

i just got this email and just finished laughing

iamunstoppable said...

i am entelligents

El Padrino said...

keef shed some grammatical light on that for me

El Padrino said...

telephonic is still got me chuckling

iamunstoppable said...

"The Clippers (15-31) have played without injured star forward Elton Brand and outstanding young point guard Shaun Livingston all season because of injuries. They hope to get both back before season's end.."

i will be amazed to see that kid run again. good gwod.

JFreak said...

real life beavis

El Padrino said...

oh good lord freak

Keith S said...

"keef shed some grammatical light on that for me"

It's not as fun when you're expecting it

El Padrino said...

dsteve 4u

El Padrino said...

wwl front pic is not cool

the first skinny chinese guy....

blue said...

paulus is a douche

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm leaving early today. Deke is sick.

blue said...

that beavis blog was West Virginia Blogger...does tem know the blogger?

blue said...

ironman still looks cool

blue said...

tough juice is in town tonight

Keith S said...

deke is sick more than my g/f is

Keith S said...

Which is a lot

blue said...

keith blocked my natty attempt

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm rarely sick. I just feel like shit a lot. I'm genuinely ill today.

blue said...

see what happens when you call your g/f a cunt...she poisons you

iamunstoppable said...

iron man = yeah

blue said...

a little stricknine in your vodka meiz...that was her trick

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

eh. That's old news

blue said...

old news is good news

Keith S said...

no madness z

blue said...

keith is a blocker

Keith S said...

blue blocker

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