Wednesday, February 06, 2008

I hope you stop reading at "hello".

FL and TN are hooping it up and i'm watching. like 10 minutes. so that gives me right to offer up a full game review. actually, there's 5 minutes left and i'm not gonna finish this. FL looks young and shitty. maybe if i'm feeling frisky in the morning (i won't be) i will update it with some poorly stolen stats. poorly being that they will be wrong cause i'll just pick numbers off the page and associate them with my own category of choice. most of you suckers won't know the difference anyway. only the people whose team it is will care. this means TP. and since he has the alzheimerness, it wont make a difference at all. (morning update.. no stats)

did i mention that the super bowl ads sucked? cause i'm not gonna mention it again. that would be like mentioning that tHe.gReAtEsT.tEaM.eVaR officially gets marked down in the books as 18-1.

have we mentioned 18-1 yet this week? i dont know... see the comments, i think there is an 18-1 popping up every here and there.. a sad sight to see, that blemish. as i was watching a couple minutes of SC whilst pounding some cheerios, i thought about the Pats. i thought about how at first i kinda wanted to see a historic moment, but then after this has all played out.. i really enjoy that the Gints won. sure, they're one of the most mediocre SB teams in recent memory.. right up there with the Seahawks and Panthers, but difference is, somehow they won it. still not sure that they really did. i think it had more to do with the commies running our country that influenced the results of the game. well, maybe not. maybe it had more to do with a young boy with some kickin' abs and all he wanted to do was play (all i wanna do is race, daddy!). somebody needs to pluck an ovary out of Olivia just incase we need a fallback plan for the human race.

i like the Gasol trade. i wanna see the Lakers play soon. "soon" cause they wont be playing too long into the playoffs and i dont wanna miss em.

TN is just fucking shit up now. FL is scurred, cause there is something to worry about. anal rape, that's what's up.

-there is a rumored Shaq trade to the Suns. Ezekial, come give us your thoughts. the tree welcomes u back. it sounds redikkalus. i hate Shaq, so i hope he goes to Phx and then dies of heat stroke. run out of gas soon, you big oofy fuck.

-the Patriots video thing will come out that they were 13 shades of shady. there was mad amounts of cheating going on. where there's smoke there's fire. believe it. he's guilty, dont listen to the lies. duke lacrosse, kids. case and point.

but seriously, mofo's will do anything for a dime (trust me, i've done it), so with that much money out there to done be gotten... i totally believe The Cheater cheated something fierce. SB glory, hoodie endorsements from Steve & Barry's, scissors, wrinkle cream. shit. he would be rolling in it. cash money hoes.

my hands are cold. i am tired.

it's 10. time to aim for the front page and squat one out..
it's your problem now.

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Jugdish said...

first?

Jugdish said...

YES!

Jugdish said...

Now back to read the post.

Jugdish said...

Cousin Eddie at the top of the page is not the same as the Rev head.

Jugdish said...

i skimmed it.

El Padrino said...

excellent post

El Padrino said...

1pm, Johan press conference
streaming live on MLB.com if anyone wishes to watch it

El Padrino said...

father went easy on me today
a light cross

i saw one guy, looked like they shot the ashes out of a cannon

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

A bunch of churches are closed today. I chuckled when I saw that.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm getting loaded today.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

3 in a row

blue said...

i don't get ashed until the afternoon...

blue said...

i have all day to think of something to give up

El Padrino said...

i considered giving up beer then realized what mistake that would be

very foolish

Jugdish said...

I gave up giving stuff up.

blue said...

i gave up chocolate last year...a lot more difficult than i thought it would be

El Padrino said...

very difficult

El Padrino said...

freak give up the sock for forty days

Jugdish said...

He switched to mittens during that time.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Give up using pencils.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Or give up peach soda

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Or prescription sunglasses.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

or short wave radio.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

or iced coffee

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

or folding chairs

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

or VHS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

or shaving your armpits

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I should bathe.

El Padrino said...

all good choices deke

El Padrino said...

i'm giving up shaving cuz i hate it

El Padrino said...

(S)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm not sure I like my picture

Jugdish said...

I gave up watching NFL football.

tem said...

i am a terrible catholic

Jugdish said...

I saw Joe DiMaggio at Dinky Donuts today.

El Padrino said...

tiki, tiki, tiki

El Padrino said...

thought this one was funny too

tem said...

isn't DiMaggio dead?

18-1 said...

so fgH sends me some pictures that were taken over the weekend. As I'm reviewing them, a girl who works here walks by the desk and exclaims "wow she's really cute" with a measure of shock and surprise in her voice. My question, should I be offended by this?

Jugdish said...

If I were you I'd be more offended by that Eli pic you are sporting.

18-1 said...

honoring a bet, jug. can't help that. but seriously, it was like she was shocked that a cute girl could be interested in me. that just ain't right...

Jugdish said...

You should probably post said pics to your blog so we can review and make a more informed decision.

tem said...

yes that is most wise.

also you should be offended. co-worker lady thinks you are dating over your head for sure.

El Padrino said...

excellent idea juggernaut

blue said...

"My question, should I be offended by this?"

you should not be offended, you should feel proud that you're dating up in the world

El Padrino said...

Ironman looks sick
and that Jolie movie looked tight as well

blue said...

ironman does look awesome...except why did they cast Robert Downey Jr? was the casting director a drug buddy of his or something

El Padrino said...

"The medical examiner has concluded that actor Heath Ledger's death was an accident, and the result of the abuse of prescription medications"

still dont know how you accidentally overdoes prescribed meds but whatever

blue said...

"still dont know how you accidentally overdoes prescribed meds but whatever"

by combining shit that shouldn't be combined

El Padrino said...

so the cocktail was

Vicodin's
Oxycontin's
Valium's
Xanax's
Restoril
Unisom

2 painkillers, 2 anti-anxiety drugs and 2 sleeping pills

someone didnt want to wake up

Jugdish said...

Kramer: Micky...he swallowed 12 aspirin!!!

Jerry: Did he overdose?!?!

Kramer: No, its just too much.

El Padrino said...

blue maybe your smarter than me but would you purposely take any of those 6 pills together?

El Padrino said...

how could you not know that taking 6 potent pills at the same time could cause you harm?

silly. boy comitted suicide.

18-1 said...

pics up on my blog

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Woo! Fresh out the shower. Put on a concert with my Basketball Jones remix.

tem said...

he never got over those gay scenes.

blue said...

i agree with you EP, i wouldn't be dumb enough to take that shit together, but maybe he had taken 5 of them together and it just wasn't taking the "edge" off...

especially since every prescription med says "do not take in conjunction with other medications without first consulting a physician"

tem said...

Pics of hot chick followed by a TO suicide piece.

blue said...

H likes the colorado avalanche? that's new

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

She has red pupils?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

She looks mean.

tem said...

maybe he just wanted to go into a coma.

he was researching a role.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Like a maneater.

El Padrino said...

nice catch there H

blue said...

does your co-worker know you're in a band?

because band guys always play at a higher level than they're supposed to, so it makes sense

tem said...

H's girl does look a little mean.

She is probably a very active fuck buddy though.

Good work H.

100 helmet stickers.

Beth said...

Wow, she's cute!?!?!

Just teasing you H. :-) But yeah, she is definitely a cutie, although she's a smoker, right?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I should do some laundry

blue said...

band groupies are always hot

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"although she's a smoker, right?"

Good call. She has smoker's jaw. I didn't catch that.

El Padrino said...

smoker for sure

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

not a big deal, though.

blue said...

if she smokes, she pokes

18-1 said...

no she's not a smoker. why would you think that??

P.S. today is my 40th smoke-free day

blue said...

18-1, do you have to wear a beanie to keep your head warm?

iamunstoppable said...

we all knew she could smoke with that jaw.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"P.S. today is my 40th smoke-free day"

Sorry to hear that.

18-1 said...

not mean at all actually. Tries to put that tough girl exterior out there a bit, but doesn't do a great job at it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm gonna fire up the booze train at 11.

18-1 said...

im confused? what about the jaw suggests smoker. And are talking cigs, weed, or something else?

please advise...

18-1 said...

"P.S. today is my 40th smoke-free day"

Sorry to hear that."

why Deke? Best decision I've made in a while...

Beth said...

"no she's not a smoker. why would you think that??"

Oops, my bad then. I was going off the assumption that most groupies are smokers :-) and not to be catty but she needs to whiten those teeth. Don't get me wrong though, I'd do her. ;-)

blue said...

you guys are giving H a complex

Steve said...

How are you gonna put a post up and not mention the Duke/UNC game tonight.



Damn You, Damn Yous All Too Hell!!!

Steve said...

Hell, even Shameoff mentioned the game.

El Padrino said...

UNC wins by 7

blue said...

duke and unc are playing tonight?

18-1 said...

nah, I'm used to the cold here. Doesn't really affect me unless its in the single digits.

ToddPacker said...

nice post, iam... i enjoyed the uf/tenn comments and the alzheimers blast

Beth said...

"How are you gonna put a post up and not mention the Duke/UNC game tonight."

What do you mean, football's over Steve.

:-)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I look forward to Duke/UNC every time.

iamunstoppable said...

hey, i mentioned duke and rape. it's what you guys are known for.

be thankful.

18-1 said...

"and not to be catty but she needs to whiten those teeth."

wow, y'all are vicious. haha.

ToddPacker said...

"I look forward to Duke/UNC every time"

me too

ToddPacker said...

nice pics, h

iamunstoppable said...

her legs are too skinny. and she has pointy elbows.

El Padrino said...

i can whiten those theeth for her H if you want








(j/k) *ducking*

Spaceman Spiff said...

she smokes H's pole

iamunstoppable said...

the nitpicky scorpio. love it.

blue said...

why don't you guys tell 18-1 what you really think

blue said...

don't hold back

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I try not to associate with people who whiten their teeth. I creeps me the fuck out. Makes 'em look shallow.

El Padrino said...

i like the butter on my teef

Beth said...

"wow, y'all are vicious"

Yeah, sorry about that H. I really shoulda left the teeth comment out. I know from personal experience what it's like to put a pic up and have it get picked apart.

Spaceman Spiff said...

shaq to the suns is laughable, i don't get it

Beth said...

Deke, I bet there are many people around you who whiten their teeth and you just don't realize it cause they didn't overdo it.

Steve said...

"UNC wins by 7"

You know Lawson is busted up, right?

Spaceman Spiff said...

if you do the professional whitening, your teeth can go overboard, but with those home whitening strips, teeth look normal

ToddPacker said...

it's at UNC, right?

El Padrino said...

yup, dookies dont have an answer for Tyler the Terror

and they are home i think

blue said...

"shaq to the suns is laughable, i don't get it"

makes the lakers better though right?

18-1 said...

iam, who says I'm nitpicky?

tem said...

teeth whitening is unheard of in WV. if you just brush them you are a winner.

tem said...

i like the low bar we set.

it has hurt me in my move to ohio though.

fat and bald is not cool here. in wv just having a job and teeth is enough.

tem said...

now it is time to go get some food.

18-1 said...

"does your co-worker know you're in a band?

because band guys always play at a higher level than they're supposed to, so it makes sense"

I missed that comment the first time by, Blue. Yes, she does know. and it is also very true. Hence part of the reason I love bieng in a band.

tem said...

also, chick doesn't have smoker's teeth.

18-1 said...

tem, joins a band and fat/bald doesn't matter.

tem said...

smokers teeth get yellow on those front 2 big ones and hers are fine.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wish I had some Chappelle on digital video disc.

tem said...

tem is tone deaf.

Steve said...

yep, game's in Chapel Hill.

Spaceman Spiff said...

aguilera had her baby but kept the preg style boobs

18-1 said...

does tem have any rhythm? maybe drums? or a tambourine? maybe a triangle?

Steve said...

"yup, dookies dont have an answer for Tyler the Terror"


Until Henderson knocks him the fuck out...again.

El Padrino said...

good god spiff those are beauties

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I like boobs.

Steve said...

i like boobs

18-1 said...

steve and deke i2i on the boobs

18-1 said...

have we hit a lull?

18-1 said...

tem, I knew a guy once who had no musical ability whatsoever, so he bought an 8 track digital recorder and basically played samples all night while the rest of their band did there thing. trust me, bro, there are ways.

18-1 said...

lull preventing z?

blue said...

"aguilera had her baby but kept the preg style boobs"

yeah, those stick around as long as she's breastfeeding

blue said...

dare, i say that tem could play the cowbell

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I've got a fever

Jugdish said...

or the triangle

Steve said...

"yeah, those stick around as long as she's breastfeeding"



hummm, so if you get your wife prego, and you want the big boobs to stay you have to take over the responsibility after the baby is on solid food?

18-1 said...

there you go, blue! cowbell is key!

El Padrino said...

breast milk must be nasty

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I forgot how bad daytime TV sucks

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have a buddy who has a co-worker that got hooked on breast milk. Possibly the weirdest shit I ever heard. His wife would pump titty milk just for him.

Fuckin' weirdos

Steve said...

"breast milk must be nasty"


i think that's a hit, i'd be willing to take.

El Padrino said...

it's terrible deke
play some video games
or hit up redtube.com

El Padrino said...

"I have a buddy who has a co-worker that got hooked on breast milk. Possibly the weirdest shit I ever heard. His wife would pump titty milk just for him.

Fuckin' weirdos"


breast milk vampires

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't have the dire to play video games today.


I want a new baseball game.

blue said...

"hummm, so if you get your wife prego, and you want the big boobs to stay you have to take over the responsibility after the baby is on solid food"

or you buy her a pump, and continue to "supplement" your child's diet with breast milk

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

When I made the proper roster adjustments on MLB 08 The Show, the Brewers were ranked #3.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

vodka & coke.

ToddPacker said...

how much snow did you get up there, meiz

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

GOLF PICKS

ToddPacker said...

"vodka & coke"

right on time

Jugdish said...

or you buy her a pump, and continue to "supplement" your child's diet with breast milk


OR...you just dump the pumped milk out while she isn't around and drink some regular milk now and then, or maybe walk around with a milk mustache.

El Padrino said...

2K7 series are better thant the show

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"how much snow did you get up there, meiz"

We're looking at 14-20 when all is said & done

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"2K7 series are better thant the show"

Really? I really like The Show.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I miss MVP. It was the best.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ahmad rashad & fred carter are openly mocking the Grizzlies about the Pau trade

Steve said...

Breast Milk

Most words used to describe it are "sweet" and "watery". Also says, it largely depends on the diet of the mother.

El Padrino said...

deke cook something and post pictures

El Padrino said...

"it largely depends on the diet of the mother."

so beth's would taste like penis?

El Padrino said...

rip roaring

Steve said...

I wonder if semen varies in taste due to diet...18-1, can you shed some light on this for us?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke cook something and post pictures"

I have no ingredients.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I wonder if semen varies in taste due to diet"

Fact. Dr Drew says so, so its true.

Steve said...

""I wonder if semen varies in taste due to diet"

Fact. Dr Drew says so, so its true."



I didn't really care deke, just trying to take a dig at 18-1...but thanks, i guess.

Jugdish said...

and now...sadly...thanks to Deke...the taste of semen is circle of LOV.

18-1 said...

steve, that's just wrong...

blue said...

the fact that it's COL is even wronger

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Niiiiiiice. Junkyard Wars is on the Science channel

Jugdish said...

Deke...if H is on a semen only diet, what do you think his semen tastes like?

blue said...

somebody here is blasting "more than a feeling" on their radio

Jugdish said...

Are they walking down the hall with a boom box on their shoulder?

blue said...

i think i'm going to shamfords because of this conversation

18-1 said...

why is everyone attacking the H?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Classic

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't attack the H. I attack the Y. I eat there, too.

18-1 said...

you know, I've come full circle here. I started on shammy's blog, came over to LOV and am now considering crashing shammy's blog...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

*wall

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You're just now considering it?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I almost just shit my pants.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I guess I'll have a Polish.

blue said...

polish pants shitter

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Disaster averted

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have a zit in my armpit. Its an unpleasant feeling

Jugdish said...

pop it

El Padrino said...

pizza!!!!!!!!!!

Steve said...

I love reading Bill Belichick interviews, you can hear the anger/depression in his quotes. It's a beautiful thing.


I wonder if i can find a picture of him or Brady crying?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"pop it"

I can't.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Classic Viva La Bam. I'm a big fan of Raab Himself

blue said...

Colorado got a stud RB...top ranked in the nation, chose CU over Texas...awesome

tem said...

i have no rhythm.

i don't want to be in a band.

tem said...

i'll let my winning personality take me as far as it can.

blue said...

it's worked for you so far, right tem?

tem said...

umm....yeah

tem said...

old ass co-workers were ripping on tem. telling me i was going to die lonely.

they are mean.

i was in a good mood too.

tem said...

of course i said "lonely is better than dead right? cause in 5 years i might be lonely, but you'll probably be dead."

tem said...

then i died a little inside.

El Padrino said...

Pitchers & Catchers Report:
9 days 22 hr 50 min 20 sec

blue said...

"telling me i was going to die lonely."

who cares if you die lonely..you're dead...it's not like you get to take them with you

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think our guys report in 11 days.

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