Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Goodnight Hillary

Via Keith:



So I said I would post something today for iam. Apparently there’s a virus going around LoV. It’s already gone through Ohio, Michigan, and Wisconsin. I blame Beth…or fmtem. It would be nice if the virus would head north east and take out the greater Boston area, except for aitch. And I guess fmaitch. If that happened, then we could call aitch Legend.

For those who don’t follow LoVAD, first off GFY, but tonight(last night?) kod and freak had the WoRsT.sLaPpEr.EvAr. Check it out. If you don’t want to check it out, here’s a recap: “You said, blahblahblah.” “Yeah, well you said, blahblahblah.” “Yeah, well you said, blahblahblah.” “No, I said blahblahblah, but you said blahblahblah.” “BUT you said blahblahblah.” It doesn’t get much more D- than that. We also learnt last night(tonight?) that rev’s first drink when he turnt 21 was a kamikaze. I’m telling you, if you’re not following LoVAD, you’re missing out.

LoV apparently kilt blogger, so they split up the comments to allow only 200 per page. There’s no other blog that gets those kind of numbers, so congratulations LoV. You done good work.

I just read everything I wrote so far, and it’s pretty lame. Oh well, that’s why I’m not a contributor. I will make sure to not talk about shit that is already overblown (ahem, Clemens).

I’m still not comfortable living in a world where Eli Manning is a championship quarterback. This one will take a while. Trent Dilfer was bad, but wow, this one definitely tops it. (Hi EP.)

ESPN featured comment is “Pavlik is the American Ricky Hatton, only bigger and better.” I guess it’s because he’s white. Supposedly we’re not supposed to compare black people and white people to each other. It’s 1940, apparently.

Spring Training starts 2 weeks from today. Fuck yeah. I don’t usually go to many spring games, and I don’t know why. But this year will be different. The games are dirt cheap, $5 for lawn seats, and you just go out and get hammered, catch some rays, and see some guys wearing #86 play baseball. I’m aiming to see 10 spring games this year And if I don’t, well then I am a failure. Or more of a failure.

Today is freak’s birthday. He’s 21. Don’t tell him, but blue and I planned a surprise sock party for him. All the famous sock puppets are going to be there. And Lamb Chop is going to jump out of the cake. It’s gonna be great.

Anyway, I’ve spent way more time than I planned on this PoS, so go comment.

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Keith S said...

mize
I resent it to you with different font and I fixed the linking html

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

okay

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fixed. I should have had you send it to my gmail. AOL is wack with links & html

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bed time

Keith S said...

Good work son

JFreak said...

Fuck you Sampson.

Stop soiling IU's good name.

IU had never had a single NCAA violation before he came on board.

Bring back Bobby!

whocares said...

wutupfools.

Keith S said...

CEO

Beth said...

I wonder if EP will be sending cmep THIS e-card tomorrow...

ToddPacker said...

nice work, keith

ToddPacker said...

the CEO is not dead... good news

ToddPacker said...

lots of meetings today

ToddPacker said...

200 comments per page is silly

Steve said...

that's retarded, if they're gonna split the comments up why not default the newest comments first.


Fuck You, Blogger!!

Steve said...

Top 5

El Padrino said...

Lamb chop



hAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAa

out standing jab

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaa

El Padrino said...

and now your fucking dead for the Eli/Trent comment

El Padrino said...

funny card beth

El Padrino said...

i dont really have to say anything about how dilfer did jack shit in the bowl and came out on top beacuse of thier defense right?

ok just checkin

El Padrino said...

steve she is hotttttttttttttt

El Padrino said...

we have to add the bitch from that jericho show, she was also in In the Blue, that Jessica Alba movie that had me at full wood about 75% of the movie

El Padrino said...

I think her name is Ashley Scott or Ashley something

El Padrino said...

hillary is dead

ding dong the witch is dead

Mills said...

Whats with this 200 comment thing?

Mills said...

WC in the house. Nice.

Steve said...

Into the Blue?

You mean that blond, that get bitten in half by the shark?

Mills said...

Apprently WC had a meeting with his top advisors and left?

Mills said...

oh -- that was at midnight i see.

Steve said...

WC, i missed that shit.


What up boy?

El Padrino said...

Business News:

market up 112 at the open
oil down just under $93 a barrel
unexpected retail sales surprise, easing recession fears

tem said...

i am also here.

200 limit is laughable.

tem said...

blogger execs have been meeting since the TCS to stop the madness.

El Padrino said...

yeah that bitch steve
she's kind of hot no?

El Padrino said...

we scoff at 200

tem said...

el pad better hope this law doesn't get enforced:

"In New York City, another outdated law mandates that men may be fined $25 for gazing lasciviously at a female; a second conviction stipulates the offender wear a pair of blinders whenever he goes out for a walk. "

El Padrino said...

yeah tem let's hope not

tem said...

sampson must love the phone.

Steve said...

Oh, Yea. Miss Ashley Scott

El Padrino said...

YES!

derierre

blue said...

Happy Birthday Freak

El Padrino said...

freak are you live blogging the Clemens house panel session today?

blue said...

I think clemens is innocent. That Mcnamee guy just wanted people to think he as cool because he traind Roger Clemens, so he could get more clients and stuff (s)

El Padrino said...

oh and happy bday
21?

you must drink until this close to death

tem said...

from 18 to 23 i did 1+ my age in shots for my brithday.

tem said...

18 was by far the worst. i wasn't prepared.

Steve said...

21st bday. You should have already started drinking. You may need a power nap about 2-3ish, but for no longer than 1.5 hours.

Then back to drinking, if you don't make till at least 2:30 AM...then you're a pussy.

El Padrino said...

oh well blu ray it is
a follow up to blue's link the other day, best buy will also only purchase bluray

amazon has HD DVD's 50% off already, my question is should i load up on the dvd's or sell my HD DVD player and HDDVD's and use the money towards a bluray machine

blue said...

the heat are 1-23 in their last 24 games...that's awful

blue said...

freak was asking about what his first drink should be last night...

i suggested the official, unofficial, drink of LoV: the jager bomb

blue said...

that's when we found out that rev wears a skirt and his first drink at 21 was a kamakaze

tem said...

get them both el pad.

Steve said...

"that's when we found out that rev wears a skirt and his first drink at 21 was a kamakaze"

does this really surprise anyone?

first drink should be/should of been tequila.

tem said...

Freak's First Drink

blue said...

save the HDDVD because it will be an tech "antique" and you could sell it to a museum maybe...like the betamax players of the 80's

El Padrino said...

easy tem, remember my rent

tem said...

rev wears a skirt?

blue ray won?

El Padrino said...

hilarity tem

blue said...

"first drink should be/should of been tequila"

that was actually my first drink on my 21st...i didn't know what to order so i took a shot of Patron

El Padrino said...

i feel the first shot should be whiskey

tingles the balls, espeacially if it was your first whiskey try

tem said...

1st shot @ 21 was gold schlager.

however you spell it.

i still can't chew big red because of that cinnamon shit.

tem said...

1st shot at 18 was moonshine.

probably part of the reason i nearly died that night.

El Padrino said...

but wait, we all started drinking way before 21 right?

tem said...

1st shot ever was rum for sure.

El Padrino said...

on my 21st bday i was laying on the floor in the bar bathroom (nasty) and then when taken outside fell asleep on the cellar door of that said bar with my pants around my ankles


NS

blue said...

21st birthdays are great...our goal was always to get the guy to 21 shots, but always with the nastiest shots you could imagine

tem said...

21st, i threw up on my college roommate and his girlfriend at 5am.

then woke up in the shower. at 7am. apparently they did not like getting thrown up on. so they put me in the shower for 2hrs.

tem said...

gotta do 22 shots on the 21st.

that extra proves your ready for another year.

if you spread them out over the day it isn't hard at all.

22 shots in 4 hours is deadly.

blue said...

the 21 shots was usually in about 6 hours total, we'd go out at 8 and stay out until the bars closed at 2.

we also made sure the guy puked before we put him to bed

El Padrino said...

i'm sick just thinking about my 21st

tem said...

i ate a $50 steak and then puked it up later on my 21st.

also a $35 tomato.

other people were paying, so i didn't give a fuck about what i ordered.

blue said...

I was the oldest of all my friends in college, so mine wasn't as crazy as most.

El Padrino said...

tem i hear that
we went to a steakhouse (Ember's) in Brooklyn and i ordered the surf and turf

blue said...

I still went out, but the guys that took me around for my 21-run weren't that much fun

Beth said...

Maybe it'd different for women than guys, but on my 21st I certainly got drunk but didn't count the shots or anything.

Of course by then I'd already been drinking for 5 years.

tem said...

"Maybe it'd different for women than guys"

vastly different.

Beth said...

And how can a tomato be $35 tem?

blue said...

we never made the girls get to 21 shots, that would kill them

El Padrino said...

yeah beth me too
my 21st was out of control but for no reason, i was drinking at 15 years old unfortunetly

Beth said...

"vastly different"

Yeah, we don't think our femininity is tied into it the way you guys think your masculinity is. :-)

tem said...

on a girl's 21st birthday it is a guys job to get her drunk and nail her.

so he can't get her too drunk.

chick on her 21st b-day is a huge target.

similar to chicks at bachlorette parties.

El Padrino said...

or fortunetly

depends how you look at it

Beth said...

Plus, if we have 21 shots there is always some loser like TJW's fictional character there to try & take advantage.

tem said...

"And how can a tomato be $35 tem?"

i thought the same thing when i saw it on the menu. someone else was paying, so i said fuck it, i'm gonna find out.

it was just a tomato. i was disappoited.

Beth said...

Which tem just confirmed...

tem said...

the presentation of said tomato was very good though.

60 cents for the food, $34.40 for the presentation.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"but wait, we all started drinking way before 21 right?"


Except for freak.

Beth said...

I'm sure your friends were thrilled you ordered a $35 tomato.

tem said...

if you nail the birthday girl you are a winner.

Beth said...

"if you nail the birthday girl you are a winner"

And she's the loser...

El Padrino said...

the bride in a bach'lorette partay is the ultimate though

if you somehow get in her pants on that night YOU ARE LEGEND

Keith S said...

"i dont really have to say anything about how dilfer did jack shit in the bowl and came out on top beacuse of thier defense right?"

Yeah I hear ya. The Geeeeeee-men's defense had nothing to do with them winning. Offense only needed to score 17 points to get the win. Eli didn't throw numerous passes up for grabs, either. You're right, I stand corrected...
Eli >>>>>>>> Dilfer

blue said...

here we go

Keith S said...

I gotta go get a physical now. I just made that comment to get ep riled up. But it's also partly true

tem said...

i hope you get jelly fingered.

blue said...

I don't wish that upon anyone

tem said...

"And she's the loser..."

so

tem said...

i am still bitter about it. (The JF)

tem said...

also don't pretend that a girl on her 21st going out getting hammered isn't looking for some action too.

El Padrino said...

i'm ignoring it
but before i do let me just say that if dilfer had to lead the Ravens 80 yards down the field needing a TD to won with 2 min and 41 seconds on the clock something tells me he would have failed miserably

fucker

blue said...

if a girl on her 21st gets picked up by a random guy, her friends are shitty friends

Beth said...

Oh come on tem, everyone knows a girl doesn't need to get hammered to find some action.

Beth said...

"if a girl on her 21st gets picked up by a random guy, her friends are shitty friends"

Truer words have never been spoken blue.

tem said...

"girl doesn't need to get hammered to find some action."

it speeds the process along. there is no denying that.

Beth said...

OK, I'll give you that tem.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

It was just me & one other person on my 21st. we're the oldest in our group. I didn't pay for a thing all night. Puked at the last bar way after closing time(in the toilet).

and then I went to Oakland Gyros.

blue said...

now, if you're one of the girl's friends, and you're part of the group that takes her out for her 21st birthday...then she's lucky to have you give her the sexy time

JFreak said...

"freak are you live blogging the Clemens house panel session today?"

wasn't planning on it.

El Padrino said...

open up a beer bro
SALUTE!

tem said...

it's the birthday boy!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Salute

blue said...

freak-

meiz said he's buying the first shot...just send him the bill

tem said...

by the by, solid effort by keith today.

blue said...

that's a lot of bys

JFreak said...

I thought I would have to go get my license renewed today.

Awesomely, I still have another year.

I might go out and buy some drinks now.

blue said...

drunken 21st birthday post tonight will be great

tem said...

might?

go now.

tem said...

you go now.

you been here four hour.

El Padrino said...

54MM a little much, no?

blue said...

54MM? are you kidding me?

blue said...

maybe she put 4 or 5 too many zeroes on the lawsuit

El Padrino said...

saying that if her identity had been stolen it might have cost her 54MM

strange but a little bit clever

blue said...

you could steal my identity and there is no way that it would approach anywhere near the 54MM mark

tem said...

best buy will settle and she will get hundreds of thousands.

El Padrino said...

"NYC Psychologist Killed In Meat Cleaver Attack"

patient hacked the Dr., eery

tem said...

must not have been a good psychologist or he/she would have suspected something before hand.

tem said...

beth is off remembering her 21st and the lawyer that tagged her.

El Padrino said...

decided to stand pat and wiat for HD DVD's to be 75% off

there are alot of good titles out there

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Not a bad strategy. And if you wait long enuff, BluRay will be cheaper too.

Beth said...

"beth is off remembering her 21st and the lawyer that tagged her"

Nope, I had good friends, I didn't get tagged on my 21st.

Now my 14th is a different story...

(s)

tem said...

waiting is good.

sometimes.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem is really handing it to me this week in FNBA.

tem said...

"Now my 14th is a different story...
"

hilarity.

tem said...

The Poon Express has been on a roll lately.

tem said...

between The Poon Express and Fmzeke's rage it is a golden age of fantasy sports for tem.

tem said...

now i am hungry.

El Padrino said...

contemplating mets season tickets
if you get them you get first crack at citi-field ticket plans

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

GOLF PICKS

El Padrino said...

$2663 for Upper Deck box
$4278 for Mezz Box

- each times two cuz who wants to go to a game alone

steep but that's 81 games and i can sell what i dont want on fucking stub hub or something

i should call the wife

El Padrino said...

thanks deke

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"contemplating mets season tickets
if you get them you get first crack at citi-field ticket plans"

Would getting tickets really be an issue?

Beth said...

Speaking of tickets... Tem, you're the arena football guy on here, right? We're thinking of going to the Georgia Force opening game in a couple weeks. Obviously you'd recommend it but is there anything specific we should know about indoor football?

El Padrino said...

maybe deke, mets sell out every year #1 and
#2 the stadium loses 12,300 seats

Citi-Field capacity 45,000
Shea was 57,300

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Speaking of tickets... Tem, you're the arena football guy on here, right? We're thinking of going to the Georgia Force opening game in a couple weeks. Obviously you'd recommend it but is there anything specific we should know about indoor football?"


Sit close and try to catch a ball.

Steve said...

I just read this on a Duke site:

"Maryland comes into Cameron tonight as the hottest team in the country, perhaps the hottest team in the nation..."

am i reading that wrong? I like to be sure before I blast a fellow dukie.

El Padrino said...

BLAST away

Beth said...

"Sit close and try to catch a ball."


Oh that's right, if you catch one you get to keep it, right? Cool.

JFreak said...

Congressmen obviously don't believe McNamee.

I wonder how much Clemens paid them.

El Padrino said...

not to mention the weather but in bizzaro world it was 19 degrees yesterday with an ice/snow storm that dumped about 3 inches and today it's raining and 52 degrees

wft

blue said...

re: arena football

they smash guys up against the wall like hockey, so it's fun to be up close

blue said...

why would mcnamee lie?

JFreak said...

They're talking about in the 5-7 years prior to the Mitchell investigation that McNamee lied all the time about providing steroids.

Of course he lied then, he would have lost his livelihood.

El Padrino said...

fucking clemens

JFreak said...

Now a congressman is taking clemens to task for an mri he took.

it shows that he had an absyss on his butt that's consistent with a incorrectly administered steroid.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

interesting

blue said...

from reading the jayson stark blog, it really sounds like congress isn't believing a word that Roger is saying

El Padrino said...

i think i mentioned this before but kentucky is god awful now in college bball

El Padrino said...

spring training gets me excited
i used to go to st.lucie all the time

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My shitty internet won't load the Stark blog

JFreak said...

Some ugly old woman:

As a New Yorker, we are proud of you Roger.

El Padrino said...

she speaks for herself

tem said...

"Obviously you'd recommend it but is there anything specific we should know about indoor football?"

the game moves faster. i.e. don't take near as long as an NFL or college game.

don't expect NFL quality play, it isn't the NFL.

sitting close makes it 1,000 times better.

don't expect them to run the ball and never ask "why don't they run the ball?"

chances are good that you are smarter than the coach, so just accept it and move on.

tem said...

and yes i highly recommend. especially if you are close to the field.

JFreak said...

"she speaks for herself"

she went on to call roger out, but her opening statement was stupid.

El Padrino said...

maybe i'll check out a Dragon game this year, i hate the nassau collesium though

tem said...

and yes you get to keep the ball if you catch it.

corners are the best place to get a ball, but not the best place to see the field.

El Padrino said...

for starters he's not a New Yorker

JFreak said...

Holy cow.

Some black guy from missouri sounds exactly like Stanley from The Office.

El Padrino said...

that's nice freak but are you drinking?

JFreak said...

It's coming out that Clemens withheld the name of a former nanny. Then before he finally released it, he met with her and interviewed her about the investigation.

Pretty shady if you ask me.

Keith S said...

"i hope you get jelly fingered."

No JF for me until I'm 40.

Keith S said...

"I thought I would have to go get my license renewed today.

Awesomely, I still have another year."

In AZ your license expires when you turn 65.

ns

El Padrino said...

yeah that looks wrong

Keith S said...

On this day in 1995...

The pitcher Hideo Nomo, a five-time All-Star in the Japanese Baseball league, signed a contract with the Los Angeles Dodgers and became the second player from Japan to play in the major leagues.

Keith S said...

I can't believe noone said anything about blue inviting the hitler sock to the sock party.

JFreak said...

"In AZ your license expires when you turn 65.

ns"

Do you have to get your picture updated?

El Padrino said...

65!!!!!!!
that is strange

tem said...

"I can't believe noone said anything about blue inviting the hitler sock to the sock party."

i missed this.

Keith S said...

"Do you have to get your picture updated?"

I don't know. I would imagine after about 10 years it wears off, so they'd probably require it then.

Keith S said...

"i missed this."

It's in the post, under the "famous" link. I didn't come out and say that blue invited hitler, but we all know that he probably did.

tem said...

like you get it when you are 16 and it is good until 65?

tem said...

i rarely follow links at work that i dont know for sure are sfw or not.

Keith S said...

Tropical Skittles Challenge..

O/U on blue + green = 21.5

Keith S said...

"like you get it when you are 16 and it is good until 65?"

Yes

El Padrino said...

OVER

Keith S said...

Wow Tropical Skittles are awful

blue said...

i can't bet on tropical skittles as I don't have enough information...Brandon Lang has not issued an advisement about TS

Keith S said...

The colors are pink, blue, yellow, green, & orange

blue said...

TS taste like fruit flavored tanning lotion

Keith S said...

That was a struggle to finish those.

Steve said...

AZ DL.

You are required to update your photo every 12 years.

Keith S said...

Steve is more ambitious than me about doing research and he doesn't even live here.

El Padrino said...

tropical is bad

Keith S said...

Skittles challenge has jumped the shark.

Pink - 9
Blue - 14
Yellow - 12
Orange - 15
Green - 8

Over wins

Steve said...

looks like the writers striki is over. thaks god. Real Time With Bill Maher has not been the same.

Steve said...

Too Many Jokes to process.

Steve said...

that's gonna be some fucked up looking babies.

Keith S said...

Oops

JFreak said...

"looks like the writers striki is over. thaks god. Real Time With Bill Maher has not been the same."

thanks cumfast.

El Padrino said...

Coleman thing was strange

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No juice

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