Friday, February 22, 2008

Circle Jerk

6 inches and counting......(TWSS)
I'm the only one here for now.
Which is really not the adult thing to do.
It's just snow, it's not acid fucking rain.
Watch Memphis/Tennessee tomorrow.
Umbrella in the snow, I don't get it.
Linkin Park was sick.
They rolled out liquor carts throughout the hallways.
Jack Daniels was there.
Things got out of hand.
Beer man. Salute!















Heine on tap.


























A damn shame too I had a nice post planned.

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Beth said...

From the last post, I find it ironic that a guy who admittedly most likely knows all the words to Grease 2 songs is calling other guys homos..

Beth said...

Now see, isn't calling someone out better than just having "first" as the first comment? :-)

blue said...

first

tem said...

i explained my logic.

tem said...

it is flawless logic.

grease 2 = michelle pfeiffer in tight black leather pants.

if you don't like one you don't like the other.

tem said...

homos and 1 pure hetero.

Keith S said...

7th?

Keith S said...

YES!

tem said...

also from the last post, hitting your head on an 8 foot rim, 9 at most, is not that impressive.

tem said...

10?

Keith S said...

I'm a tad nervous

tem said...

damn we are just calling our shots today.

except blue who swung and missed.

Keith S said...

Trampoline dunk is hilarity

blue said...

"except blue who swung and missed"

story of my life

Beth said...

I think blue did that on purpose.

tem said...

are you nervous because today is the big day?

do you want me to axe her for you?

first go round i had an awesome plan for fmtem. of course it blew up in my face (the plan to ask not the engagement, although that did too).

tem said...

"Trampoline dunk is hilarity"

kid yelling makes it great.


"owowowowowowow get it off get it off...."


hilarity and almost a twss.

Keith S said...

Yeah if you could ask for me that would be great.

Keith S said...

OK, maybe not ask for me. But make the day go by faster

tem said...

ok

blue said...

yeah, my plan pretty much backfired as well, I ended up deciding against it, and asking the next day

El Padrino said...

Tylenol needed

tem said...

i just adjusted to clock on my computer ahead 8 minutes.

the day will now be 8 minutes faster.

El Padrino said...

grease is gay

blue said...

didn't that trampoline kid say "mommy" at one point

Keith S said...

Good lookin out, tem

El Padrino said...

they made a grease 2?

tem said...

my plan was a scavenger hunt thing with clues. like the first one was what was our favorite movie to watch together and then in that movie (no it wasn't grease) was another clue.

and so on and so on.

the last clue would have had her go outside to this tree in the back yard, but it rained earlier so she wouldn't go outside because the ground was wet and said "this game is retarded, why the hell are we playing this?"

but tem had some champagne set up on the back porch so there would have been no walking on wet ground.

looking back, pure hilarity. at the time though tem was mad.

she figured it out though and felt bad, so i told her where the ring was (in a dresser) and that if she wanted it she could go get it.

5 months later i just asked her after figuring out she wasn't just going to go get the ring herself.

Keith S said...

Don't act like you didn't see it

tem said...

an almost rev scroller LOV love story.

Keith S said...

A "let's cancel the wedding" scavenger hunt would have also been hilarity

Keith S said...

Have her look in a DVD box of a canceled TV show you used to watch.

tem said...

"A "let's cancel the wedding" scavenger hunt"

it couldn't have been much worse/difficult than the actual conversation.

El Padrino said...

i did see bits and part of it, hence my expert opinion

but no clue they made a sequel

tem said...

that also would have been hilarity.

she hates the cancelled shows that i like.

El Padrino said...

yikes
that conversation must have been shitty

blue said...

"5 months later i just asked her after figuring out she wasn't just going to go get the ring herself"


hilarity

tem said...

Sampson gets suspended today right?

tem said...

i dislike the title today.

but since you are all grease 2 hating homos, it fits.

blue said...

sampson gets fired

tem said...

they will suspend him for 10 days first, because his contract says something about them having to do that. or at least are supposed to.

they want to avoid a lawsuit like when Jim O'Brien sued tOSU and won.

tem said...

also in other news tem's company might be upping their discount on a condo for tem.

tem is happy and is not looking for new work anymore.

not that i was looking hard in the first place.

El Padrino said...

nice tem

blue said...

can tem get me a condo discount?

tem said...

in columbus

tem said...

and not as good as one as i whined may way to.

tem said...

i might be able to swing you a deal on one in telluride.

instead of $4M i might be able to get the guy to sell it for $3.98M.

El Padrino said...

when all else fails, whine

tem said...

i dislike whining and didn't really whine too bad, but they called me and asked me why i passed on the deal.

so i told them.

then they made it better, maybe.

tem said...

sir wal(ter raliegh)

blue said...

i'll buy one in columbus and rent it out to people

blue said...

I won't really do this, but it sounds like a good plan

McJugin said...

Obama sounds like The Rock. I read that somewhere, but the more I hear him the more I agree.

El Padrino said...

if ya SMELLLLELLELELELELELLLLLLLL
with the Rock

is cooking........

McJugin said...

They are in Texas this week, so his commercials are on all the time.

McJugin said...

I forgot my planner at home this morning...so I have no clue what I'm supposed to do today.

I do know I am working a half day.

McJugin said...

Tonight I am going here to see them.

blue said...

jug knows where he's going and who he's seeing even without his planner...impressive

McJugin said...

That stuff, the fun stuff, I don't forget.

McJugin said...

**Wall(y World)

tem said...

wow big wall.

tem said...

fucking mortgage rates jumped 1 point in like 1 month.

fuckers.

McJugin said...

**Wal(-Mart)

Keith S said...

I think you're supposed to smell what the Rock is cookin, not smell with him

Keith S said...

On this day in 1980...

At the Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid, NY, Eric Heiden won the 10,000-meter race and swept all five speedskating gold medals.

El Padrino said...

power outage

nice touch god

Keith S said...

EP
How was LP?

Keith S said...

tem is slacking on the HUNGRY lately

Keith S said...

EP lists one of his interests as "t-shirts".
Awesome

El Padrino said...

"EP
How was LP?"

sick, great show
coheed and cambria opened for them and they sucked giant donkey dick

Jay-Z came out and rapped out some of those collision course songs they collab'd on, it was phat

2 encores btw, the second one they played "bleed it out" which makes me want to fistfight big men

El Padrino said...

i love tshirts

El Padrino said...

and i like making them too
trying to sell my ideas (designs) to a couple of tshirt companies

Keith S said...

You know you have to make a Knowing is Knowledge shirt, right?

El Padrino said...

yes and

Weasel are awful

and VIVA!

McJugin said...

I'm also going here tonight.

Keith S said...

You can make a "Bottoms Up" with a picture of a CL & Lysol bottle for kod.

El Padrino said...

power outage, two people a no show, headache, can't eat meat, 8 inches of snow, & fat dude farted on the train that was powerful enough to disorientate a baby elephant


god's putting on a clinic today

McJugin said...

60 minutes until free lunch.

McJugin said...

HUNGRY



for tem

McJugin said...

and ep

McJugin said...

Looks like there might be a picture of Clemens at Canseco's party.

I wonder if it is like that New Years Eve picture of Jerry and Kramer.

El Padrino said...

thanks, i hope you choke on a wing
(but not die, just enough to scare ya, maybe get watery eyes or something)

McJugin said...

enough where it is embarassing at a restaurant right?

Keith S said...

My stomach is a mess today. I might give deke's shit record a scare.

El Padrino said...

right mcjug

McJugin said...

No way...Its an accomplishment enough just to shit half as much as Deke.

blue said...

sometimes i don't shit for a whole day...not today, but somedays

blue said...

i think its from eating too much cheese

blue said...

not as much as rev mind you

El Padrino said...

i wonder how wide Jlo's ass got now that she just banged out a couple of babies

tem said...

shit is COL

blue said...

fuck jlo... crazy cunt

Keith S said...

I heard on the radio this morning that Alba is having twins.

blue said...

it was on the radio so it must be true

blue said...

just like, every dad's dream is for their daughter to get into porn...i heard that on the radio as well

blue said...

tem...sounds like the bucs want Javon Walker...you guys can have him

tem said...

we love aging receivers.

joey, ike, javon.

Keith S said...

"tem...sounds like the bucs want Javon Walker...you guys can have him"

Did you hear that on the radio?

tem said...

although really javon might not be old enough.

maybe in another 4 years.

tem said...

pointless 100

blue said...

i read it in the paper..so again, must be true

blue said...

javon's knee is old enough

blue said...

the bucs like to give the broncos 6th or 7th round picks for useless players (see Plummer, Jake)

tem said...

if you have any players that don't want to play for us, we will trade for them.

blue said...

jon gruden likes that

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

LoV has me rollin' today.

Hilarity abound

blue said...

all 105 comments?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have to continue to ketchup

Keith S said...

What's so funny about today? I thought yesterday was funnier

tem said...

maybe meiz was being sarcastic.

tem said...

today is less funny because

blue said...

he didn't have an (s)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bottoms Up t-shirt was the best.

blue said...

face down...ass up

blue said...
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El Padrino said...

free food as well

things are turning around

El Padrino said...

that's the way we like to fuck

blue said...

whips and chains..handcuffs...smack a little booty up with my belt

Keith S said...

"free food as well

things are turning around"

Sure, don't thank God for that, but blame him for the bad shit.

tem said...

"face down...ass up"

2 live crew

blue said...

i think i skipped a line

Keith S said...

Clogged up, fog alert, rip the pants & rip the shirt
Rough sex make it hurt, in the garden, all in the dirt

Keith S said...

""face down...ass up"

2 live crew"

Close. Except not

blue said...

actually it is a 2 live crew song as well

El Padrino said...

Luda.

blue said...

actually luda's line is back seat, windows up, that's the way you like to fuck

tem said...

it is a 2 live crew song.

i am sure of that.

someone else might have used those lyrics too.

blue said...

tem is correct

blue said...

the meiz batsignal must be broken

Keith S said...

My fault

blue said...

not your fault keith. I was mixing up both songs in my head

blue said...

it was the blue re-mix....JAaaaaaM!!!!!!!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Clogged up, fog alert, rip the pants & rip the shirt
Rough sex make it hurt, in the garden, all in the dirt"


Its dat crazy nigga Luda!

blue said...

Hi NAACP

blue said...

imustombo

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

His words, not mine.

Keith S said...

Al Sharpton is on his way now. Thanks mize

blue said...

i know meiz

tem said...

al sharpton can't read.

Keith S said...

Those were actually your words mize. I doubt Luda reads LoV

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No matter, I'll own it.

blue said...

meiz needs to switch to his picture of deke and then we'll be ok

blue said...

although whitlock would be disappointed

blue said...

lunch

El Padrino said...

cue jemele hill article on the N word in the Blogosphere

tem said...

did miss hill get fired yet?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

She should have been by now

tem said...

Prymary Colorz was blue's favorite band.

Keith S said...

Who's that?

Keith S said...

.75 older

tem said...

i dont know.

they popped up on my music player thing. i skipped them. sounded like a boy band.

tem said...

i just hit "next" over and over again until a country song starts.

Keith S said...

Country music sucks

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm running out of juice

tem said...

"Country music sucks"

you suck

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Country music sucks.

Keith S said...

I'd rather rip off my ears than listen to country music

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dog, shotgun, ex-wife. Now go make me a hit, baby.

Keith S said...

Don't forget the pickup truck

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dammit. I can't believe I forgot the fuckin puckup.

tem said...

see its harder than you think.

tem said...

also, there isn't a lot of ex-wife songs.

or dog songs.


its more like pickup truck, rain, and beer/liquor

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm bored

tem said...

tractor and car are common substitutes for pick up truck.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I should write some country songs.

tem said...

entertain yourself.

El Padrino said...

country music sucks

El Padrino said...

my two cents

El Padrino said...

but america doesnt think so
#1 genre in US

go figure

Keith S said...

That's because 75% of Americans are stupid

Keith S said...

That doesn't mean that tem is stupid. Just misinformed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"but america doesnt think so
#1 genre in US

go figure"


Too many white people.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So how/when are we going to go about paying for FMLB?

tem said...

gotta pick a $$$ amount first.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I thought we agreed on 20 bucks.

tem said...

i think can apply a country song to any life situation.

tem said...

did we agree on that?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I thought it was common knowledge

tem said...

it may have been.

El Padrino said...

$20 sounds familiar

tem said...

i want 2 more teams for FMLB.

tem said...

$20 it is.

tem said...

once we get 12 teams i'll email payment instructions.

which will be mail me a check. or cash if you want. i don't recommend mailing cash though, but whatever if you want to.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i want 2 more teams for FMLB."

Me too.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We should invite Simmons.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Or somebody like that.

Keith S said...

Yeahhhhh, I'm not going to be mailing cash.

El Padrino said...

"According to Mike Garafolo of the Star-Ledger, the Giants are prepared to trade the #31 overall pick to the Atlanta Falcons in exchange for cornerback DeAngelo Hall."

this is fantastic news, although we had Dan Connor lined up at #31

Beth said...

EP, as long as DeAngelo is happy he's a great player, but if he gets disillusioned he's a clubhouse cancer.

I'm surprised they'd be dumping him so soon though, as just the other day in the paper the new coach was saying how much he wanted DeAngelo here.

El Padrino said...

"EP, as long as DeAngelo is happy he's a great player, but if he gets disillusioned he's a clubhouse cancer. "


so basically the same as every player

Keith S said...

Awesome, more NYG talk

Keith S said...

s

El Padrino said...

coughlin will lay the law down
i loved Connor though

it's all good Kiwanuka will be back

Keith S said...

"this is fantastic news, although we had Dan Connor lined up at #31"

Roseanne's husband?

tem said...

wow ATL Falcon talk brought beth right out.

tem said...

nah, he died or something of a heart attack.

blue said...

Rome gets all holier then now when it comes to people making fun of bums


to me bum humor = a+

Beth said...

"so basically the same as every player"

Oh no, much much worse. He's one of those who will call out his coaches, his teammates, etc. No filter on him when he feels "disrespected".

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Deke wants beisbol

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"to me bum humor = a+"

Yes

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