Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Back 2 Back Baby

It's tem again. And there was much rejoicing. For all who have come to this blog have come to read the witty banterings of tem. At least that's what I tell myself when I feel sad.

So, iam is sick and perhaps near death. We should have a moment of silence for him just in case.

:::: silence ::::

OK, let's get down to it. Tennessee way to go. At least you made it to number 1. Although I am pissed because just yesterday I said you'd be a #1 seed in the tourney and now, well you lost. Losing doesn't help your seed. (twss?).

Speaking of college basketball NIU just had its first on campus athletic event since Cho 2 This Time He's White shot up the place. Didn't this shooting happen like 3 or 4 weeks ago? WFT? Why did it take so long to have any sort of sporting event? I'm all for mourning the dead and getting over tragedy, but come on, 3 weeks before you have any sporting event? Nothing? Sports and entertainment help the healing process.

Random side note: Update; last night I determined that one handful of cheerios is just over 3/4 of a cup. I know everyone was curious. So today for breakfast I had a cup and a half of cheerios.

NBA Update: Kobe took a charge. Whip de do.

NHL Update: Detriot is probably still the best, lots of trades and something else happened.

MMA Update: UFC something or other is in Columbus this weekend. tem will be attending. Apparently it did not sell out either because it is blacked out in all the local bars.

OK publishing because big boss is here.

OK adding a tem movie review: When Harry Met Sally

tem knows this movie stars Billy Crystal (BC) and Meg Ryan and tem is pretty sure it is a prequel to City Slickers. Except that Jack Palance guy isn't in it. So anyway, this movie is pretty good because it was filmed back when Meg Ryan (MR) had the girl next door looks going for her instead of the "Tarah Reid looking into a mirror 30 years and 5 botched surgeries from now" look. Anyway BC is all about getting into Meg's pants because he is pretty sure nobody else has ever been there and he wants to be the first. So, he knows that his one friend knows Sally and he axes her to set them up. The friend does so and Harry goes to pick up Sally at her house. He strolls up to the door and she answers. He says "hi I am Harry" and she says "I'm Sally." Then the movie ends. I think they were going to do a bunch of sequels like "When Harry and Sally watched Spaceballs" and "When Harry Nailed Sally" but the original didn't gross enough so they skipped right to City Slickers and cut MR out.

This movie gets good marks because MR looks good and it is short.

3.5 helmet stickers out of 5.

308 comments:

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blue said...

solid effort tem

blue said...

*Wall

El Padrino said...

Cho 2 But white killed me

Beth said...

"Cho 2 This Time He's White" is hilarious.

blue said...

"Cho 2 But white killed me"

good choice of words there EP

blue said...

I don't know who watches american idol, and yes, i admit that i have to watch it sometimes...but last night some kid sang John Lennon's imagine, and it gave blue prince chills....partly because that's just an awesome song anyway

blue said...

this guys is a fuck stick, and i'm not even a cubs fan

blue said...

the one bonus to Yao's injury...more mutombo

Keith S said...

"There is no man-made global warning."

Is global warning a new thing?

Keith S said...

"I don't know who watches american idol, and yes, i admit that i have to watch it sometimes...but last night some kid sang John Lennon's imagine, and it gave blue prince chills....partly because that's just an awesome song anyway"

That kid's good.

blue said...

he is good...for the most part everyone else sucks

tem said...

TMAIT

tem said...

american idol built a wall.

tem said...

big boss just had a "i know you are real busy, but let me tell you about my grand scheme for the next 10 years and waste 40 minutes of your day" speech for me.

great.

tem said...

why is el pad at home today?

tem said...

everson wall(s was my favorite dallas cowboy).

tem said...

Yahoo! has a great read about Anne Frank's one true love.

I bet that is where everyone is. You are all reading that.

blue said...

Anne Frank was 13

tem said...

yeah. so you are into kiddie porn.

sounds like your problem.

i didn't read it. i was here.

blue said...

her true love was pork, which jews don't eat, and it was a huge deal in poland when her story came out

tem said...

Myron Cope = dead

blue said...

who the fuck is myron cope

tem said...

steelers broadcaster.

blue said...

i just used a "blue being blue" line on a co-worker....i feel like manny ramirez now

blue said...

except that I speak english

tem said...

you refer to yourself as blue to co-workers?

blue said...

no

blue said...

that's why it was in quotes...i probably misused the quotes but "whatever"

tem said...

misuse of quotes is bad.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

703

tem said...

deke your bowling scores looked solid.

289? is that what you said?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

289, 234, 180(lame)

blue said...

i got 220 something on wii bowling the other day

blue said...

no, 250 something

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Myron Cope came up with the Terrible Towel

blue said...

and now he's dead

tem said...

some tool just came in and is making small talk with one of the important people here.

anyway, the tool says he is from chicago and the important person here says he had a frat brother from chicago. then tool axes who? as if he is gonna know the guy. chicago has like 17 billion people give or take.

tem said...

189, wtf happened?

tem said...

***180 wtf.....

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I was hammered & my fingers were starting to get raw.

tem said...

myron cope was a good color commentator.

he said crazy things.

tem said...

"I was hammered & my fingers were starting to get raw."

twss

tem said...

also when blue says he watches american idol sometimes that means every time it is on right?

tem said...

another great wall (of china)

tem said...

HUNGRY

Keith S said...

On this day in 1992...

Teenage golfing sensation Eldrick "Tiger" Woods amazed the Professional Golfers Association when he teed off at the Los Angeles Open.

Keith S said...

I wonder what ever happened with his career

Keith S said...

Went to the gastro this morning. I'm not dying, which is nice.

blue said...

"also when blue says he watches american idol sometimes that means every time it is on right?"

no, it means sometimes, like i didn't watch it last week at all. It's a "when nothing else is on" viewing

Keith S said...

Last night was the first one I've seen this year. Bunch of goofy looking dudes singing last night.

blue said...

it's not set to record on my tivo...unlike some people who will remain nameless

Keith S said...

freak?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just got set in a bad mood. People around here really don't do anything.

If it was so dead yesterday, WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY DO THE ONE FUCKING THING THAT NEEDED TO BE DONE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


JEEZUS FUCKING CHRIST

Jugdish said...

I'll admit it...I watch idol...that kid is a hell of a singer blue.

Keith S said...

"If it was so dead yesterday, WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY DO THE ONE FUCKING THING THAT NEEDED TO BE DONE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Why didn't you do it?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Why the fuck do people always contradict themselves?

"I just want to send this the least expensive way. That'll be there tomorrow right?"

No, you dumb cunt, You're sending this shit to Boca Raton. We're in fucking WISCONSIN.

Keith S said...

mize should be happy. Deke is starting in the NBA again.

Keith S said...

"Cris Carter has joined ESPN as an NFL studio analyst."

Is he replacing someone?

Keith S said...

Please don't let it be Emmitt Smith

Spaceman Spiff said...

so did freak quit

Spaceman Spiff said...

salisbury was fired for cater to come in

Keith S said...

"so did freak quit"

No. He commented at the end of last post about global warning.

Keith S said...

"salisbury was fired for cater to come in"

Ah, ok. I'll miss those awkward Salisbury/Clayton slappers.

Jugdish said...

Freak has been working out at the combine...all though the DB has his workout shirt doesn't necessarily mean Defensive Back.

Jugdish said...

Freak has been working out at the combine...all though the DB has his workout shirt doesn't necessarily mean Defensive Back.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Why didn't you do it?"

I was off

Keith S said...

"I was off"

No excuse

Keith S said...

Is this why EP isn't working today?

Keith S said...

*cue ep's "I'm not black" comment.

blue said...

maybe he's afraid to ride the bus now

Keith S said...

Good point.

Keith S said...

I'm going to say that we're not going to reach rev today

tem said...

"salisbury was fired for cater to come in"

really? i thought keyshawn was quitting to return to the NFL

tem said...

we might reach rev. he has been dieting.

maybe his head got smaller.

Keith S said...

Is Keyshawn old enough to play WR for Tampa?

blue said...

keyshawn is going to be a dolphin because "he can still go over the middle and get the first down on 3rd and 8"

Jugdish said...

It looks like Congress will investigate Clemens further. cnn.com

Jugdish said...

well...they will ask the justice dept to investigate

Jugdish said...

dude!

Keith S said...

What did Clemens do?

blue said...

the picture of him at the party kind of ruins his credibility doesn't it?

Jugdish said...

Has anyone seen that picture?

Keith S said...

.11 rev

blue said...

I would guess the people in congress have seen the picture...it probably can't be released because it's evidence in a criminal investigation

blue said...

*people in congress or the FBI

Jugdish said...

keith...if you give us our rev status after every other comment, it would increase our odds of getting there.

Keith S said...

.12 rev

blue said...

i hate my new calculator...i'm going to go get my old one back

tem said...

IRS agent is investgating clemens for being at that party.

NO clue why the IRS is doing it. They must be bored.

mtg time

blue said...

.1226 Rev

blue said...

.1240 Rev

Keith S said...

RIP LoV

blue said...

i'm going to zeke's blog

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TPS is lame

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I want my tax returns

Keith S said...

I got mine last Friday and it's gone already.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I probably won't get mine for a while yet

Steve said...

Office Jokes

Steve said...

I read that snake story this morning. The biggest shocker was that the parents found the sane in the dog's bed a few days earlier and didn't call anybody.

I don't think i wanna live in a country where finding a 16ft python in your home is not more than enough reason to freak the fuck out.

Steve said...

sane = snake

Steve said...

typo z

Keith S said...

I think beth died

tem said...

beth is getting drilled at work.

tem said...

i have a 2 o'clock meeting with this chick.

i'm going to show up late to seem more important than I am.

tem said...

b/c important people are late to everything.

Keith S said...

I am usually early to things. I guess I'm not important.

tem said...

office jokes is entertaining.

tem said...

yeah, being early is a sign that you aren't busy enough or important enough.


****unless you are new to a job. then you show up early and it shows you are punctual and on the ball. but after some time you have to start showing up late to things.

tem said...

office jokes get less funny when i hit the picture of the missing finger.

Steve said...

showing up late.


he means showing up late to meetings, not showing up late to work.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Or just not showing up at all

Keith S said...

"he means showing up late to meetings, not showing up late to work."

How do you know what I mean?

Steve said...

because showing up late to work means your lazy. showing up late to meeting means your busy....this is only true if your boss is an idiot.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm late every day

Beth said...

"I think beth died"

The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

As have the rumors of my getting drilled at work.

Beth said...

I've actually been sulking cause Tem did a 2nd post but not a 2nd movie review.

Keith S said...

beth bat signal works

Keith S said...

"because showing up late to work means your lazy."

Or traffic sucks.

Steve said...

"Or traffic sucks."

traffic is traffic, you know what it's gonna be like. Leave sooner.

Keith S said...

Yeah, they're called accidents because you can predict them.

Steve said...

Beth...

so i'm going out with the chick after work. I don't want it to be a "date date" but I want it to be more formal than "beers after work" suggestions?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

When I work for a big-ass, tightwad corporation(MGIC), I could either leave waaaaayyyy early for work and get there an hour early & not get paid, or leave on time & be 3 minutes late. I chose 3 minutes late 7 wound up getting fired. Oh well. Fuck the machine.

Steve said...

"When I work for a big-ass, tightwad corporation(MGIC), I could either leave waaaaayyyy early for work and get there an hour early & not get paid, or leave on time & be 3 minutes late. I chose 3 minutes late 7 wound up getting fired. Oh well. Fuck the machine."

why didn't you just leave 3 minutes earlier than you did?

Keith S said...

Denny *Wall(ing)

Beth said...

"so i'm going out with the chick after work. I don't want it to be a "date date" but I want it to be more formal than "beers after work" suggestions?"

Hmmmm, a casual dinner is always a nice start. That way too if she orders the most expensive thing on the menu you know to dump her now. :-) Unless that's too much of a "date date" for you. Weekday nights are tough though.

Keith S said...

Take her to the top of a snow capped mountain

Steve said...

"That way too if she orders the most expensive thing on the menu you know to dump her now."

i would never dump a girl for ordering the most expensive thing on the menu. now if she orders the most expensive thing on the menu and doesn't put out...that's another story.

I'm thinking BW3s

Steve said...

"Take her to the top of a snow capped mountain"

i died a little inside when i read that.

Steve said...

that's another thing i forgot to bitch about the ski trip.

The very few good looking women that where around all wore tons and tons of clothes....bullshit.

blue said...

pussy

blue said...

btw, i got both my state and federal tax refunds back in exactly one week...it was great.

Keith S said...

"The very few good looking women that where around all wore tons and tons of clothes....bullshit."

You were in the snow, right?

Steve said...

"You were in the snow, right?"

yes. which makes my point of why anybody would ever want to go to the top of a mountain for a vacation.

Keith S said...

If only all ski resorts were like this

tem said...

going out with coworker chick is a slippery slope.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"why didn't you just leave 3 minutes earlier than you did?"

I'd wind up even later. I had it down to a science.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"btw, i got both my state and federal tax refunds back in exactly one week...it was great."


Fucker

blue said...

ski school was an awesome movie

blue said...

Dean Cameron was a comedic genius of the late 80's early 90's

Keith S said...

How does leaving earlier get you there later? You're in the same traffic, just a few cars ahead of where you would be if you left 3 minutes later.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"How does leaving earlier get you there later? You're in the same traffic, just a few cars ahead of where you would be if you left 3 minutes later."


Our rush hour is really fucked up.

blue said...

cedarburg has a rush hour?

Keith S said...

Ski School was a great movie for 13 year old boys, with all the gratuitous nudity.

Keith S said...

"cedarburg has a rush hour?"

The stop light gets really backed up.

Steve said...

does time work differently in Cedarburg?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I could leave at 7:30 & be there at 8:00, or leave at 8:30 & be there at 9:03, or leave between 8 & 8:30, and be 20 minutes late.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I worked in the Miller Valley.

Keith S said...

So if you leave at 8:15 you get there 20 minutes later than if you leave at 8:30? That makes zero sense.

tem said...

time travel is a hard concept to grasp.

Beth said...

"I could leave at 7:30 & be there at 8:00, or leave at 8:30 & be there at 9:03, or leave between 8 & 8:30, and be 20 minutes late."

Sorry Deke, I ain't buying it. You're saying that if you left at 8:20 you'd get there at 9:20 but if you left at 8:30 you'd get there at 9:03? Something's not right there.

Keith S said...

Time machines are a quick CoLoV

blue said...

cedarburg has the best time machines...better than NYC

tem said...

i like gratuitous nudity.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"So if you leave at 8:15 you get there 20 minutes later than if you leave at 8:30? That makes zero sense."

No it doesn't. Traffic thins out at 8:30 .

tem said...

in columbus which is the heart of it all if you leave at 8:00 you get there at 8:30.

if you leave at 8:30 you get there at 8:45.

but at no time can you leave later and get there earlier than had you left earlier.

tem said...

thinning traffic makes the trip shorter (time wise),

Keith S said...

"No it doesn't. Traffic thins out at 8:30 ."

But you're already on the road if you leave at 8:15. You would have to be at least 3-4 miles down the road already, when traffic thins out. There's a hole in your theory.

Steve said...

Cedarburg population is like 15k

i bet those stop lights are a bitch

[s]

blue said...

"i like gratuitous nudity"

who doesn't?

tem said...

rev

blue said...

deke is going to go all Cho cedarburg version on you've guys

Keith S said...

"i bet those stop lights are a bitch"

No way there's more than 1

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Milwaukee rush hour lasts 30 minutes.

Keith S said...

Phoenix rush hour last from 6:30-8:30. But if I leave at 8:45 I'm not going to get there before I would if I left at 8:15.

blue said...

perhaps there are different routes you can take if you leave at 8:30, like they open up HOV lanes or something

Keith S said...

We might get to newer today

Keith S said...

You think Cedarburg has HOV lanes?

Keith S said...

.229 rev

tem said...

we will get to newer.

in fact we already did in cedarburg

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No shit. If I left at 8:45 I'd be there at 9:15.

Keith S said...

OK. If I left at 8:30 I wouldn't get there before I would if I left at 8:10.

Keith S said...

I posted my last comment before mize posted his, but somehow his got there first.

blue said...

I see meiz's point

Keith S said...

I'm trying to. I understand the trip would be shorter, timewise, like tem said. I just don't understand how you can get there sooner by leaving later.

Keith S said...

Oh well. When in Rome.

tem said...

"I just don't understand how you can get there sooner by leaving later."

yeah i don't see this either.

you can't make up enough time to actually pass yourself on the road. the best you could do is catch up to yourself.

but if you can take a different route then maybe.

blue said...

has anyone seen the movie Deja Vu with Denzel?

tem said...

beth what movie would you like me to review?

tem said...

Denzel Washington?

haha, i hate when people axe questions like that.

tem said...

and i am not reviewing deja vu.

because it must be about meiz going to work.

Keith S said...

"Denzel Washington?"

hilarity

Steve said...

deke + traffic theory = steve thinking he's not the only one here that smokes.

Keith S said...

Lotta work to get to newer today

Keith S said...

.25 rev

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'd like to thank Blue

Keith S said...

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if only you would have clicked "Publish Your Comment" a few seconds earlier.

Keith S said...

"if only you would have clicked "Publish Your Comment" a few seconds earlier."

I just hit refresh and got that, and there wasn't even a new comment.

blue said...

Tulo...first pitch...HR...fuck you've guys

blue said...

that's right, it's beisbol season

Beth said...

"beth what movie would you like me to review?"

Hmmmmm, good question. I can't say Grease 2 since you've seen that...

I of course have no way to know for sure what you have and haven't seen, so I'll just throw out a couple classics and you pick one you haven't seen, if either: Goodfellas and Animal House.

Spaceman Spiff said...

blues taking tulo in 1st round

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Tulo...first pitch...HR...fuck you've guys"

Tulo sux

tem said...

i've seen those 2.

Beth said...

And too bad EP isn't here today, I had planned to give him a hard time that his beloved Mets couldn't even beat a COLLEGE team yesterday.

(Cue EP's response - "I don't give a shit about pre-season, call me after opening day")

tem said...

tulo is not a pitcher, why is he pitching?

of course he gave up a dinger, he is not a good pitcher.

tem said...

spring training makes 0 sense.

tem said...

quit stalking old and newer

Beth said...

Wow, I'm impressed Tem! OK, how bout 2001 A Space Oddessey or When Harry Met Sally?

tem said...

damn stalkers

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