Friday, February 01, 2008

18-1

In a year that my team makes the Super Bowl, they have to go up against a team that hasn't lost a meaningful game in a little over a year. It was a very bitter loss, too. One that probably fueled them heading into this season to dominate. And dominate they did. 16-0 regular season, with two post season wins at home making it to 18-0. One more win, and they will be known as the greatest football team in the history of the game.

And the only thing that stands in their way is my team. The New York Football Giants. A team I have been rooting for since birth. A team with great history and pride. Wonderful owners, tremendous class of hall of famers, alumni, and coaches. A team that has set it's own record this year, a record of 10 straight road games. A team that has clawed it's way to the Super Bowl by winning 3 games on the road. A team that has gone through both the #1 and the #2 seeds in their conference. A team that started the year 0-2. A team that has peaked at the right time.

Now most of you say they don't belong. I pose this one question to you if you think that.


If the other team wasn't going for the 19-0 record, would you still be picking against the Giants this Sunday? If your answer is yes then there is no hope for you. The Giants are playing the best football than any other team right now, other than those Patriots. And in the end, isn't that what it's all about? You hear all the time about how teams "get hot" at the right time. Your 2007 Rockies, Blue. Somebody's 2006 Steelers. There is an example just about every year in sports. This year it's the 2007 New York Giants.

They can run the ball at will. The secondary is playing like they are on fire. The front seven led the league in sacks. They finally found a return game. They have a confident kicker. The best punter. A winning coach. A hot assitant coach. Veteran leadership. Outstanding rookies. And of course a budding star QB. I can go on here is the point.

I mean, am I looking at this through Giants colored glasses? Sure I am. But how else do you expect a Giants fan to look at it? Freak looked at last years Super Bowl through a horseshoe. Todd Packer gives us insight on how good the Gators had been, 2 years running. Then, once in a while goes all TEBOW on us. Keef tells us that Dee University of Ohio State belongs. You all know that's what makes sports great. Arguments.

I can argue all night long, just like Lionel Richie. So, bring it.

Giants win by the score of 30-28, and history is changed.

And now all my Super Bowl bets copy and pasted weazy style:

Ticket # Accepted Type Risk To Win RISK WIN
47847197-1 1/29/2008 7:23 PM Spread 110.00 100.00 Football - 101 New York Giants +12½ -110 for Game

47847197-2 1/29/2008 7:23 PM Spread 120.00 100.00 Football - 101 New York Giants +7 -120 for 1st Half

47847290-1 1/29/2008 7:27 PM Future/Prop 15.00 270.00 .NFL - 2008 Superbowl XLII - Contest Type Props - 10-Player to score the first touchdown in the game - Kevin Boss +1800

47847304-1 1/29/2008 7:28 PM Future/Prop 50.00 60.00 .NFL - 2008 Superbowl XLII - Halves Props - 17-Jacobs vs Maroney - 1st half longest rush - Brandon Jacobs +120

47847312-1 1/29/2008 7:29 PM Future/Prop 25.00 112.50 .NFL - 2008 Superbowl XLII - Contest Type Props - 12-Player to score NY Giants first TD in the game - Amani Toomer +450

47847323-1 1/29/2008 7:29 PM Future/Prop 30.00 51.00 .NFL - 2008 Superbowl XLII - NY Giants RBs Props - A-Ahmad Bradshaw - 11-Total pass receptions made by Ahmad Bradshaw - Over 1 pass receptions +170

47847339-1 1/29/2008 7:30 PM Future/Prop 12.00 156.00 .NFL-FUTURES - 2008 Super Bowl XLII MVP - Player to win the 2008 Superbowl XLII MVP - Plaxico Burress +1300

47847353-1 1/29/2008 7:31 PM Future/Prop 10.00 400.00 .NFL-FUTURES - 2008 Super Bowl XLII MVP - Player to win the 2008 Superbowl XLII MVP - Corey Webster +4000

47847577-1 1/29/2008 7:43 PM Future/Prop 25.00 52.50 .NFL - 2008 Superbowl XLII - General Game Props - B-Game Comparison Props - 52-Will either team score 3 unanswered times n game - No +210

47847598-1 1/29/2008 7:45 PM Future/Prop 25.00 87.50 .NFL - 2008 Superbowl XLII - General Game Props - C-New York Giants Props - 35-Total pts scored by Giants in 1st half of game - 13 - 15 points +350

And don't forget tails. It never fails. I got that for $100 straight up.



Go BLUE!



Everyone enjoy the Super Bowl. Even if your team isn't in it, it's a terrific day to be a man. Eat, drink, scratch, watch and argue!

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tem said...

Good post.

1 question. You think one of the Giants coaches is hot?

Aren't they all dudes?

tem said...

And didn't the Giants lose to the Patriots like 6 weeks ago?

tem said...

And isn't this game being played in AZ, where both zeke(RIP) and keith are?

tem said...

i guess that was like 4 questions.

tem said...

UnderMaj owns this house.

tem said...

Have too much work to do to totally dominate the morning though.

tem said...

lucky yous

tem said...

i might as well get 10

tem said...

10 might be all the points the giants score.

tem said...

on 5 safeties.

El Padrino said...

your not tits

El Padrino said...

you shoulda waited for tits

El Padrino said...

"And didn't the Giants lose to the Patriots like 6 weeks ago?"

yes, irrelavent

El Padrino said...

"1 question. You think one of the Giants coaches is hot?"

no, your twisting the words

El Padrino said...

"And isn't this game being played in AZ, where both zeke(RIP) and keith are?"

yes, welcome to super bowl week

tem said...

tits didn't want to be first.

tem said...

"no, your twisting the words"

am not.

tem said...

"yes, welcome to super bowl week"

and the giants haven't won in a long time in a state where both zeke and keith are.

tem said...

"yes, irrelavent"

how so? sometimes head to head records is a good way to compare teams.

Steve said...

and for the last time...


Fuck You, Tom Brady!!


Go Giants!

tem said...

last time??

tem said...

i am stiff arming TPS in hopes of getting El Pad riled up.

El Padrino said...

"how so? sometimes head to head records is a good way to compare teams."

ok so we only lost by three, maybe this time we will win by 3

means we are evenly matched

El Padrino said...

"and the giants haven't won in a long time in a state where both zeke and keith are."

they beat the Cardinals in 05, it counts

El Padrino said...

i love steve's campaign

tem said...

by three at home.

tem said...

2005 was a long time ago.

If you said you hadn't had sex since 2005 that would be a long time.

tem said...

and your vaunted front 7 sacked brady once in 42 pass attempts.

tem said...

Hanson > Feagles

blue said...

i thought football season was over

tem said...

and you were down 10 with about 1 minute left.

last TD = garbage time.

ToddPacker said...

nice post

blue said...

yes but they were up by 12 with lots of minutes left

blue said...

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iamunstoppable said...

the Gints = tOSU

iamunstoppable said...

it snowed like half of a bitch. i dont wanna be here.

iamunstoppable said...

when is the super bowl?

iamunstoppable said...

i threw up this morning

tem said...

it was supposed to be snowy, freezing rain here.

it was rainy and warm.

not too bad.

tem said...

if you throw up you don't have to go to work.

iamunstoppable said...

i like q-tips

tem said...

el pad doesn't seem to be getting riled up.

he is still on cloud 9 because the giants made it.

tem said...

i also like Q-Tips.

but not the generic kind.

fuck generic Q-Tips.

ToddPacker said...

pats 38
giants 13

blue said...

generic Q-tips are worthless

JFreak said...

for the past 5 days, the weatherman has told me there was going to be 8-10 inches of snow last night.

It only snowed half an inch.

That bastard.

iamunstoppable said...

gints will put forth an OSU showing.

El Padrino said...

"and your vaunted front 7 sacked brady once in 42 pass attempts."

but hit him 8 times

"Hanson > Feagles"

erroneous on all counts

"he is still on cloud 9 because the giants made it."

am i happy, yes
am i satisfied, no

tem said...

weathermen are dumb.

it'll be 30% of rain and they will say "it's gonna rain."

hey numbnuts, 30% of rain means 70% chance of not raining.

El Padrino said...

They will prove they belong unlike Dee Ohio State

blue said...

some gemma for the morning

thank you and have a nice day

tem said...

"gints will put forth an OSU showing."

score first, get destroyed.

that's OSU's motto.

blue said...

oh, and by the way...fuck George W. Bush for messing up my little suburb yesterday...everytime that fucker comes to Denver, my town has to basically shut down as it's enroute to wherever he's going.

douchebag

blue said...

"score first, get destroyed."

also beth's motto

blue said...

"score first, get destroyed."

TWSS

tem said...

He was in Columbus and they wanted to keep his destination secret.

So they shut down the entire interstate system and several other roads that he would not be traveling on.

Just so nobody would know which country club he was visiting.

blue said...

"So they shut down the entire interstate system and several other roads that he would not be traveling on."

that's kind of what they do here too, but people aren't stupid, there's only 2 ways to get from the AFB that he lands at, to downtown Denver.

blue said...

pie

iamunstoppable said...

Eli is a fraud

El Padrino said...

your momma

iamunstoppable said...

she throws similiar

blue said...

you're a momma

blue said...

I was thisclose to buying some Yahoo!!!! stock earlier this week...fuck me for being hesitant

El Padrino said...

and receives

El Padrino said...

msft wants that shit

iamunstoppable said...

she has trouble against a 4-3, but is working on it.

blue said...

yeah, there were rumors about that earlier in the week after Y! earnings came in shitty.

blue said...

"she has trouble against a 4-3, but is working on it."

does she have issues when they put the "eighth man in her box"?

H said...

I think if the Pats end up winning, I should get to post next friday instead of EP. Thoughts?

El Padrino said...

"I think if the Pats end up winning, I should get to post next friday instead of EP. Thoughts?"

so you can slob on the Pats knob and gloat?

and ftr your the only pat fan i've come across that wouldn't lay the points

iamunstoppable said...

as long as u dont mention the patriots

iamunstoppable said...

has there been a EP/H bet yet?

El Padrino said...

no, he wont give me the points

blue said...

i'm surprised that cumfast hasn't come over here and tried to do a "banned for life" bet

iamunstoppable said...

no straight up 'your team loses' type thing?

you compulsive gambler types just add confusion..

blue said...

maybe H will use the patriots devestating loss as inspiration for a new song

tem said...

with points i sense a bet.

h wins he gets to post.

el pad wins he gets to be in the band.

JFreak said...

someone needs to do a TDiLoVh

tem said...

slow morning

tem said...

but

tem said...

IT'S FRRRRIIIIDDDAAAAYYYYYY

tem said...

sounds like you just volunteered freak.

El Padrino said...

i can sing you know

blue said...

TDiLoVH is hard...I think it took me 30 minutes or so yesterday

blue said...

tem...pie

iamunstoppable said...

freak, when's that TDiLoVH gonna be done? i'm ready to read it now..

iamunstoppable said...

damn i could go for a pizza hut personal pan pizza right now.

iamunstoppable said...

*or a little tony's personal pan pizza if i lived in NY

tem said...
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tem said...

there was TDiLH yesterday?

i need to go check that out.

tem said...
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tem said...

those 2 statements are pretty unrelated.

blue said...

no false alarms today

blue said...

any kegoraters?

El Padrino said...

pizza is always a wise choice unless purchased from Papa John's

El Padrino said...

pizza hut and dominoe's i'd have to be drunk or high

or both

blue said...

there are worse places than papa johns, and i don't like pj's

iamunstoppable said...

dominos is a "never". Hut isnt terrible.

blue said...

yeah, dominos doesn't even get a "maybe" in my book...i've given up on PH because it makes me shit like a meiz for a day after eating it.

iamunstoppable said...

Hungry Howies licks balls too.

Cottage Inn is where its at.

ToddPacker said...

101

JFreak said...

boogity boogity boogity

ToddPacker said...

pizza talk = CoLoV

ToddPacker said...

"Cottage Inn is where its at."

never had Cottage Inn pizza

tem said...

i like hungry howies.

tem said...

i hate cottage inn

tem said...
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tem said...

dominoes, pizza hut, papa johns are all bad. but i will eat them anyway.

H said...

is the line still 13.5?

what are the terms, if I accept, EP?

El Padrino said...

"what are the terms, if I accept, EP?"

take my friday post if you win

if the giants cover, you'll be forced to rock a shirtless eli pic for a week

stipulation that if the giants win outright a name change will be in order as well

El Padrino said...

the line is 12 now.

ToddPacker said...

"you'll be forced to rock a shirtless eli pic for a week"

keith just got excited

JFreak said...

No way am I doing TDiLoVh.

Over 1K in comments, plus the shanoff war.

blue said...

fucking pie sucks

JFreak said...

although, preliminary research suggests please advise was coined this day a year ago.

blue said...

oh, and btw...fuck you mills, you weasely little cunt

Keith S said...

"so you can slob on the Pats knob and gloat?"

So EP won't be slobbing the Geeeeeeee-men if they win?

tem said...

why the mills hatred?

Keith S said...

I did some late night maintenance on EP's post. Figured it was an important one, so I tidied up some speltng and grammatical issues.

iamunstoppable said...

i hate cottage inn"

die a slow and painful death, tem.



one love.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Woah. My comment posted under Keith's name. What the fuck?

Keith S said...

That's weird

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP, from last night:

"deke whatta think bout the Santana deal, usually you wax poetic on things like this"

I totally missed this.

It was a something that was unavoidable. I really don't have much to say about it. It doesn't really affect the Crew, because we play 2 series vs the Twinks every year anyway. Same amount as we play against the Mets. I guess I actually think it works to our advantage, since we're the NL team that is most familiar with Johan.

That's all I really have on it at this moment.

tem said...

"die a slow and painful death, tem."

i'm already on it.

The Half-Fulton said...
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blue said...

that's some crazy shiznit right there

Keith S said...

"keith just got excited"

Been there, done that.


I posted that at the same time as that comment by deke is in my name.

El Padrino said...

"I did some late night maintenance on EP's post. Figured it was an important one, so I tidied up some speltng and grammatical issues."


Tkhank yuu

El Padrino said...

"So EP won't be slobbing the Geeeeeeee-men if they win?"

A coronation is not a slobbing.

blue said...

huh?

Keith S said...

"A coronation is not a slobbing."

So a Pats fan would be slobbing, but a Giants fan would be coronating.

Keith S said...

Got it

tem said...

deke is grammar king.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Keith S said...

And cumface is lurking

JFreak said...

Wooly wooly

Keith S said...

Check out the Berman video on LOG

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP.

My Johan feelings?

blue said...

i just read that eli was out all night partyin in scottsdale...

JFreak said...

I am going to eat some cherry PIE!

The PIE will be delicious.

MMM>>>PIE>>>PIE>>>MMM

El Padrino said...

"EP.

My Johan feelings?"

good enough
brew-crew aside....? it's a good deal, i think you'd agree

on the hole.

El Padrino said...

"i just read that eli was out all night partyin in scottsdale..."

good, that means sat night he wont be

Keith S said...

Is there anyone that doesn't think this is a good deal for the Mets?

El Padrino said...

not really, twins are gettin bashed here

*just noticed the RED logo
love it, beisbol right around the corner

JFreak said...

all of you.

SUCK BALLS.

Keith S said...

AZ has the toughest DUI laws in the country. Someone from one of the teams will get busted before Sunday.

H said...

what's the name change you're suggesting? and is it permanent? I can deal with the shirtless eli for a week.

El Padrino said...

"what's the name change you're suggesting? and is it permanent? I can deal with the shirtless eli for a week."

a week, not permanent
it will be SFW

El Padrino said...

"AZ has the toughest DUI laws in the country. Someone from one of the teams will get busted before Sunday."

each player got a Escalade for the week

El Padrino said...

Escalade + tough DUI laws + super bowl parties = Rut Ro

Keith S said...

I can see H in the casino in Vegas:

Dealer is showing a 9.

Dealer: Sir, you have 15, what would you like to do?

H: Ummm, I dunno. How much do I lose if the next card is a 10?

Dealer: Well you bet $5, so probably that amount.

H: Really? Well if I stay and you have at least 17, can I hit then?

Dealer: Security!!!

Tiger's Wood said...
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blue said...

i'm running shit now

H said...

very funny keith...

EP, I accept the terms

Pats cover I post on Friday 2/8/08
Giants cover I change my picture to shirtless Eli
Giants win outright, I change the name for a week.

Keith S said...

big d is hilarity

blue said...

yeah, he is cool

El Padrino said...

*handshake*

done and done

H said...

can u tell I'm not much of a betting man?

Keith S said...

I finally scored under 200 with the pro clubs

blue said...

and VICTORY!!!

Keith S said...

They pissed?

JFreak said...

it ain't over till it's over.

JFreak said...

This blog is open to invited readers only

http://dscommenters.blogspot.com/

It doesn't look like you have been invited to read this blog. If you think this is a mistake, you might want to contact the blog author and request an invitation.

JFreak said...

However.

Everyone can go use this link to go read and comment.

Just use a different e-mail address every time you sign up.

Keith S said...

Sneaky

El Padrino said...

who cares

blue said...

that was fun whilst it lasted...

JFreak said...

"who cares"

cumfast.

JFreak said...

the fact that he gets so riled up about this makes me laugh and laugh.

blue said...

i had a pretty good run of it for awhile

El Padrino said...

"I'm personally going to whip up some stroganoff dip. It is always a hit."

WFT

blue said...

i read that comment to EP, thought the same thing...this is what the WWL has come to?

blue said...

i'm gonna make home-made pizza rolls and some wings for the game

El Padrino said...

wings
chilli
cheesesteaks
kielbasa
sandwhices


it's a good day

blue said...

sounds like a good spread.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Don't these people know LoV protocol for the friday before an important sporting event?


Jesus fuck.

blue said...

customers?

El Padrino said...

deke letem know

Tiger's Wood said...
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tem said...

let tem know what?

El Padrino said...

that5 it's friday before a holiday

tem said...

i already knew that.

El Padrino said...

no, no

letem

meaning, let em'
or let them

not let tem

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Do you think cummy tattled?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'll be sitting all by my lonesome on Sunday night.

El Padrino said...

deke open invite to nyc

tem said...

being alone is nice sometimes.

El Padrino said...

did anyone get to the bottom of the dan patrick nonsense?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke open invite to nyc"

I figured.

The benefit of watching alone is not missing anything. I had a pretty good time doing it last year.

It also helps that I have a rooting interest in this one.

JFreak said...

Apparently I've maxed out the number of accounts google will let me create.

Oh well.

JFreak said...

At least for today.

Tomorrow may be different.

tem said...

"did anyone get to the bottom of the dan patrick nonsense?"

what? please advice

El Padrino said...

best SB commercial ever

El Padrino said...

why he quit espn only to go to SI and do the same shit

blue said...

"Do you think cummy tattled?"

tattle on what? he runs that place

JFreak said...

That commercial only makes me want to have sex with cindy crawford.

not drink pepsi.

El Padrino said...

or this one

JFreak said...

"Do you think cummy tattled?"

ahhhhhhahahahahaha

He DID tattle.

That's priceless.

blue said...

I thought we established that DP essentially got fired...ESPN wouldn't pay him what he wanted when his new contract was up

blue said...

terry tate office linebacker was a good commercial

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