Friday, February 15, 2008

1,2,3,4

This is going to be a mixed bag of shit so hold on.

Karl Ravech's hairpiece is laughable.

Reason # 5679880 that politics is bullshit. Numerous congressional hearing on steroids in baseball while Oil companies report RECORD profits and the price of gas remains high despite the overall barrell price decreasing over 7 months. Price gauging. Do something.

I just got a email from Rich_on theblock in Texas asking me to lower the shipping cost on these Louis Vuitton shopping bags so that he can buy them. His reasoning is that he is poor. I want to respond by asking him why the fuck is he on EBAY buying junk if he's poor. I think I will do that.

The Heat are god awful. Sit down Riles. It's over.

Why are people shooting other people on college campuses and/or schools? And why do they insist on taking people with them? Just kill yourself already and spare the normal.

I have to get tickets to the final game at Shea. I will be an emotional wreck that day.

I can't believe I'm the only one that thinks Pedro is going to have a great year. This bothers me.

Freak, if you like iced tea (and really what maniac doesn't), try Long Island Iced Teas at some point this weekend.

I read a story this morning about these kids playing this "choke" game. It involves strangling yourself until you reach a "high". WHAT FUCK THE? What happened to chilling on the stoop or the corner or playing box ball or stickball or basketball or manhunt or hide the bacon or trade baseball cards or dodgeball or kickball or hang in a park or a high school or how bout not strangling yourself you fucking nimwits. It's caused like 87 deaths apparentely. Sicko's.

Clemens. Debbie. Reggie Bush. Sampson. Spygate.

You know, and this is extreme for me to say, but I think Roger Clemens is as delusional about not doing steorids as O.J Simpson was about not murdering his ex wife and Kato. He's really buying into his own brand of lies.

Now back to my romantic novel...........

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Steve said...

nice post, ep.

That strangle then has been around a while. I remember some kids from jr high talking about it. At 13 I thought they where idiots, now...still idiots. That's Darwinism baby, let it ride.

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Does anybody watch Real Time with Bill Maher? I watched the latest episode last night

1st. Bob Costas is a sharp sharp man. Very impressive.

2nd. I think Bill is trying to jump in the shark with that whole, people don't need antibiotics thing.

Steve said...

2nd

Beth said...

I have to admit, I'm not exactly sure why but I'd love to see footage of EP sitting at the final game at Shea, tears streaming down his cheeks. :-)

blue said...

good stuff EP

blue said...

" I think Bill is trying to jump in the shark with that whole, people don't need antibiotics thing."

scientology at it's finest

Steve said...

"scientology at it's finest"


is Bill a Scientologist?

Jugdish said...

7th!

Jugdish said...

RE: Tupac vs Biggie from the other day


see latest SG mailbag...about half way down

El Padrino said...

Hi Bill!

El Padrino said...

i watch real time alot

your spot on about Costas, that is one smart motherfucker

Jugdish said...

Not exactly what was discussed here, but they are mentioned.

El Padrino said...

"I have to admit, I'm not exactly sure why but I'd love to see footage of EP sitting at the final game at Shea, tears streaming down his cheeks. :-)"

I might arrange this beth.

Beth said...

Crying EP on youtube?

Jugdish said...

I thought this was funny too from the mailbag:

Q: I just heard on the radio that there was a charity giving all the pre-printed championship garb of Super Bowl losers to needy children across the world. In all seriousness, I would first like to commend this cause -- it seems quite worthwhile. It would be hard, however, not to find some humor in this effort, right? Imagine the creation of a Bizarro Sports World in third-world villages across the globe. Craig Morton and Neil O'Donnell would be worshipped as heroes, and the Vikings and Bills would be celebrated as unbelievable dynasties.
-- Josh, Oakland, Calif.

ToddPacker said...

"is Bill a Scientologist?"

no

ToddPacker said...

"1st. Bob Costas is a sharp sharp man. Very impressive. "

yes

El Padrino said...

Possible. don't know if i'd actually cry beth...last time i cried was baby birf and prior to that i doont even remember when
point being i'm not a cryer but who knows...shea is speacial

ToddPacker said...

"I have to get tickets to the final game at Shea. I will be an emotional wreck that day."

i hear ya, ep... already told cmtp that i'm buying a seat from shea when they auction them off, no matter what the $$$

El Padrino said...

yeah i'll be getting one of those two

Jugdish said...

You can make it into a baby swing.

El Padrino said...

sweet idea jug!

blue said...

i'm not buying any shea related merchandise...in case you were wondering

blue said...

when do they move into Citi park?

ToddPacker said...

2009

El Padrino said...

Citi-Field blue

ToddPacker said...

4 peeps just got axed

blue said...

so it's possible that the final game at shea could be game 7 of the WS

ToddPacker said...

not sure what to say to them... can i help you carry your box of crap out to your car

Jugdish said...

How about..."Have a good weekend."

ToddPacker said...

"so it's possible that the final game at shea could be game 7 of the WS"

that's if the nl can win the ASG

Jugdish said...

or..."what are you going to do with all your free time?"

ToddPacker said...

"How about..."Have a good weekend."

i'll try that one

Keith S said...

"so it's possible that the final game at shea could be game 7 of the WS"

That means the NL has to win the All-Star game. So possible, yeah. Likely, no.

El Padrino said...

right blue, possible

Beth said...

"not sure what to say to them"

Oh that's easy - "Better you than me!"

ToddPacker said...

... or "i guess i won't see you monday"

El Padrino said...

hope not
game 7's are scary

Keith S said...

Ask them if they're doing anything for happy hour

El Padrino said...

Tp, Aloha means goodbye.

El Padrino said...

did they get some parachutes at least or straight Jazzy Jeff'd?

ToddPacker said...

one of them (woman) is crying

ToddPacker said...

1 week pay for every year they worked here... one dude got 9 years under his belt

blue said...

tell them that this will create opportunities of immense proportions for them in the future

Jugdish said...

You could start the "Nah nah, nah nah nah nah...hey hey hey...good bye!" song and see if anyone else joins in.

ToddPacker said...

one dude wants to come back next week off the clock to finish a project he's working on... boss told him that's not really a good idea

Jugdish said...

I'm probably going to hell for that one. We are losing some contract work here soon, and some people.

Jugdish said...

That's crazy.

Keith S said...

That's a good picture of Eminem on the front of ESPN

ToddPacker said...

"That's a good picture of Eminem on the front of ESPN"


hahhahahhahahahahhhahaha

El Padrino said...

"one dude wants to come back next week off the clock to finish a project he's working on... boss told him that's not really a good idea"

he is considered armed and dangerous

ToddPacker said...

i thought you were moving today, keith

tem said...

The Poon Express rolled this week.

El Padrino said...

"one of them (woman) is crying"

no shit?

Keith S said...

I'm moving more this afternoon because we don't get the keys til noon. But I took the whole day off work.

Jugdish said...

I am going here to see these guys tonight.

blue said...

keith is a trooper

ToddPacker said...

"he is considered armed and dangerous"

weird guy. he has hair growing off his nose... not from his nostril but on the outside of his nose... i have a hard time looking him in the face... i think he's part werewolf

Jugdish said...

Is it a full moon this weekend? You could be in trouble.

ToddPacker said...

"I am going here to see these guys tonight."

jug leads the league in these comments

El Padrino said...

Maybe he's a chia pet

ToddPacker said...

"Maybe he's a chia pet"

maybe... hairy ears too

Jugdish said...

I think I'm the only one who makes those comments.

Steve said...

"one dude wants to come back next week off the clock to finish a project he's working on... boss told him that's not really a good idea"

he got liad off? and he want's to come back and finish a project?

Jugdish said...

A little glimpse into the world of Jug.

tem said...

nip slips were nice from last post.

Steve said...

off the clock?

tem said...

crazy dude who wants to come back and finish after getting axed would worry the shit out of me.

if i am TP i call in sick on monday.

Keith S said...

tem
I'm impatient. Set up the baseball league. I know you're not doing work.

Steve said...

"crazy dude who wants to come back and finish after getting axed would worry the shit out of me.

if i am TP i call in sick on Monday."


exactly, what a douche. This guy is either the worlds greatest (or worst) suck up or he's bat shit crazy.

tem said...

choking (cutting off oxygen to the brain) thing isn't really new (not old) either.

it's been around awhile (for some time). also if you time the choke high (sensation at the moment before you pass out) with a sex (intercourse) high (climax) it is supposed to be the most awesome (good) thing ever (as in all of time).

Keith S said...

New hole in 1 on LOG

tem said...

if i set it up while you are here you will just bitch about what categories and how i set it up.

Jugdish said...

Go with the defaults and blame Yahoo.

Keith S said...

Why would I bitch about that?

Jugdish said...

My sis in law is a elementary PE teacher, and this Saturday she is opening up the gym at her school so a bunch of us can go out there and play dodgeball and floor hockey. Good times!

Keith S said...

I'm not zeke

tem said...

i thought it was gonna be on ESPN because of the free stat tracker.

Jugdish said...

blame yahoo anyways...or AXE

tem said...

"Why would I bitch about that?"

because it would be funny.

Keith S said...

It raint here last night. Fuck Al Gore

El Padrino said...

jug seems to live a very happy life

Jugdish said...

Well...I gotta work on Sunday.

tem said...

i'm using yahoo! because i wants to.

Jugdish said...

I'm going back to school this year too, so my social activites will take a big hit.

Keith S said...

Do you get to talk to the people in space?

Jugdish said...

I'm majoring in spelting.

Keith S said...

"I'm going back to school this year too, so my social activites will take a big hit."

Don't do it

Jugdish said...

No...I haven't talked to anyone in space yet. Maybe one day though.

Jugdish said...

Got to do it...I need edumacation

El Padrino said...

"I'm going back to school this year too, so my social activites will take a big hit."

watch out for skinny white men with skull caps and sawed off's

Keith S said...

I said the same thing. Now I think it's a dumb idear

Jugdish said...

I'll be going to school here.

tem said...

skool is dangerus and innessisarie.

Jugdish said...

I get it paid for though...I almost have to.

Return of the H said...

i have nothing to say this morning

Keith S said...

Wow, hopefully you can meet the chick in the blue shirt when you're there

Jugdish said...

That is the goal.

Jugdish said...

I am not motivated to work today.

Jugdish said...

No comment is a comment.

Return of the H said...

me niether jug, but I gotta be here. boo

Jugdish said...

100?

Jugdish said...

damn

Return of the H said...

and a z block

tem said...

wow a fantasy plus thing on yahoo is like $130.

Keith S said...

That was almost a madness z

tem said...

fuck that.

Return of the H said...

h prevented the madneww, what an ass.

El Padrino said...

my job pays for my shcool too but you lay it out, complete the course then they re-inburse

i was thinking about it
so far i'm in the no camp

tem said...

81165

Lov Baseball

bethsrack

Jugdish said...

My company will reimburse me after each semester for books and tuition. So I have to fork over the money for the first semester, but after that I'll be fine. I also have G.I. Bill money for a little while.

Jugdish said...

do it ep

ns

you may not always be in the position for someone else to foot the bill and skewl is a lot of $$.

Keith S said...

Was GI Bill on GI Joe's team?

El Padrino said...

tem espn or yazoooo

El Padrino said...

love the password

tem said...

yahoo!

Jugdish said...

boooo keef...boooo!

Keith S said...

tem just picked yahoo because everyone else wanted espn

tem said...

GI Bill got cut and sent to school.

GI Joe got to stay and fight.

tem said...

deke likes yahoo!

ToddPacker said...

i like yahoo over espn

Beth said...

"81165

Lov Baseball

bethsrack"

There's a joke there somewhere about my rack and the fact that it's a FANTASY league, but I'm too lazy to think it thru enough to come up with one.

tem said...

beth is just picked the first thing that came to mind for the password.

it was your rack.

you should be honored.

El Padrino said...

"do it ep"

alot of money though (Baruch, NYU or Pace are my options)
and it'd have to be late at night or weekend courses

so time consuming

the debate goes on

Beth said...

If my rack is the first thing on your mind I am definitely honored. (If you were local I'd be taking out a restraining order though...)

Jugdish said...

I know. How long would it take you roughly? I know its tough with the kid too.

Beth said...

"do it ep"

TWSS

(Y'all missed an easy one there.)

tem said...

i bet that order would go out fast too with all the lawyer friends you have.

El Padrino said...

take me about 3 years to finish i would imagine, especially with the kid

El Padrino said...

tem draft is not march 1st right?

ToddPacker said...

the comments last night about freak(post 21) turning in to meiz made me laugh

Keith S said...

Are the categories locked in or is that open for discussion?

Keith S said...

My HS is in the state semifinals for basketball. Based on the recent history of my teams, I expect them to lose in the finals. That happened to them last year, too.

Beth said...

"i bet that order would go out fast too with all the lawyer friends you have"

All they'd have to do is cut & paste your name into one of the previous ones I've had them do...

Keith S said...

shh

Keith S said...

ASU beat #7 Stanford last night. Sweet

tem said...

categories open for disc.

draft date open for disc.

tem said...

they'd probably just type it into it.

i doubt they already have it typed somewhere to cut n paste it from.

unless you are putting the order out against "tem"

tem said...

right now draft is march 1st.

El Padrino said...

no, change it
too early, injuries
question marks

Beth said...

"i doubt they already have it typed somewhere to cut n paste it from"

They could cut n paste it from the email I sent them awhile back with my "if anything happens to me investigate these LOV members" list.

tem said...

you put me on that list?

tem said...

"no, change it
too early, injuries
question marks"

you're just going to draft all mets anyway.

El Padrino said...

"you're just going to draft all mets anyway."

i am no corbin

Keith S said...

I probably won't draft any Reds

Beth said...

"you put me on that list?"

Pretty much everyone on LOV is on that list. Well except for H. I figure if he's not going to attack his topless roommate then I'm safe.

Keith S said...

She didn't put aitch on the list just because he could ruin her credit.

El Padrino said...

"I probably won't draft any Reds"

racist

blue said...

school is good, it's tough with a little one though. It's going to take me 2 years total hopefully. Most of my classes are online and I just do homework at work instead of talking to you losers

Beth said...

"She didn't put aitch on the list just because he could ruin her credit"

I'm not sure that's possible.

Jugdish said...

Are you going to school now Blue...or starting soon?

blue said...

everyone has bad credit in america, it's true

blue said...

I got my tax refunds today...woo hoo

El Padrino said...

last call in AZ is 2AM?

that sucks

Keith S said...

Cumfast was reading LoV yesterday...

"Speaking of NASCAR, I think they have one of the stupidest rules in all of sports, this top 35 automatic qualifier. There should be no automatic spots and if you are not one of the fastest 43 cars on qualifying day your out"

tem said...

blue thinks we are losers?

i am devastated.

i'm not sure i will even be able to eat.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Keith S said...

"last call in AZ is 2AM?

that sucks"

It was 1am until 2 years ago.

blue said...

"Are you going to school now Blue...or starting soon?"

I started last semester and took 3 classes. Doing 3 classes again this semester. 3/semester is hard though and very time consuming

blue said...

what time is last call in NYC? it's 2am everywhere i've been

blue said...

I know that ATL last call is like 6am though

Jugdish said...

on line is cool...I'm just not sure I would have the discipline.

Keith S said...

When I was in Chicago a couple years ago I think last call was about 4am

Jugdish said...

Its 2 AM here, but when I was stationed in Biloxi there was no last call.

I think it is 4 AM in NYC...

Keith S said...

"on line is cool...I'm just not sure I would have the discipline."

Man, that's the hardest part. I'm already a procrastinator when it comes to school, and going thru it online makes it that much worse for me.

Jugdish said...

Ever been in the bar all night long and see the sun light coming under the bottom of their door?

Not a good feeling.

blue said...

yeah, online thing takes much discipline, which i don't have, so I do a lot of "catching up" before tests and assignments

blue said...

who the fuck calls a bar a "saloon"?

JFreak said...

Iced tea is icky.

tem said...

haha. feds had a typo. bonds failed steroids test was apparently 2000, not 2001.

Jugdish said...

people in the south apparently

tem said...

i didn't go to lunch yet.

now i am going.

Jugdish said...

Long Island iced tea is not icky

El Padrino said...

"what time is last call in NYC? it's 2am everywhere i've been"

4 am is correct

Keith S said...

icky?

JFreak said...

When you watch Batman Begins, concentrate on Katie Holmes when she's talking.

She raises the right corner of her mouth whenever she speaks.

It gives her a slightly retarded look.

El Padrino said...

you dont have to go home but you do have to leave here

El Padrino said...

freak she's always talked like that

JFreak said...

"icky?"

I use words like "sucks" too much. Figured I'd mix it up.

JFreak said...

I guess I never noticed it before.

It had me laughing while watching BB last night.

Keith S said...

There goes that freak turning into mize theory

Steve said...

Anybody ever hear of Seneca Guns? We just had one here in Wilmington.

The are like mini sonic booms that come from the ocean. Shake's windows and shit. Nobody knows what causes them.

Apperently they're pretty rare.

Steve said...

Any of you other easte coasters feel it?

Keith S said...

Seneca Guns would be a good stripper name

Jugdish said...

Mistpouffers

El Padrino said...

freak


hahahahaahahahahahahahahaa
story in today's DN said Isiah could be a potential IU coach

Steve said...

"Seneca Guns would be a good stripper name"

I'm trying to be all inquisitive about this once in 20 years phenomenon i just experience and all you can you think about is strippers.


but, yea...that would be a good name.

Return of the H said...

nope, didn't feel it Steve

blue said...

seneca wallace is the backup QB for the seahawks

JFreak said...

"story in today's DN said Isiah could be a potential IU coach"

Indiana has already had enough of him from his Pacer days.

No chance in hell he comes back to coach the Hoosiers.

Keith S said...

Ahh, lake farts

Jugdish said...

lake farts = funny

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Whew. Just got caught up

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

damn.

JFreak said...

Newer?

JFreak said...

Oldest?

blue said...

today has started out very boringly

JFreak said...

Blue, you should light something on fire.

The day would turn unboring.

blue said...

light something on fire..hmm, like a flaming dr. pepper

JFreak said...

or somebody's hair.

The possibilities are endless.

JFreak said...

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