Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Where's my mug??

Terror has struck the office this morning as someone took my coffee mug. I don't drink coffee, but I have a mug anyway. I use it for hot chocolate in the morning (it is cold here in Ohio.) Anyway, some IT bastard must have taken my hot chocolate mug and put coffee in it this morning. Now my mug is all alone with some IT guy and is probably getting molested. My mug will never be the same again. What is worse is that I am drinking out of a Key Bank mug now. It makes me feel dirty. I'm a one mug kind of guy. If I ever find out who took my mug they will pay.

Well that concludes the neurotic part of the post. OK, OK, so it doesn't, but I am still going to talk a little sports. Selig goes to Congress today to talk 'roids. Seems like a waste of time. If Selig knows stuff he sure as hell ain't going to say it now. In the past Selig has come off as a clueless bastard. Expect more of the same. If he suddenly pretends to know lots about steroids then that'll just open up thousands of more questions.

Celtics have lost 3 of 4. El Tardo is writing his "is it too soon to panic" article right now. Actually he started it when the Bobcats beat them, but he has accelerated his pace. If the Pats lose to the Bolts then I fully expect to hear about a "Sports Writer" in CA offing himself leaving behind two kids and a wife. I will then seek out said wife to "console" her. If Wedding Crashers taught me anything it is that funerals make chicks horny.

McFadden goes Pro. Laurenitis stays. Most people should have saw these two things from a mile away. Laurenitis isn't as obvious, but he is the superstar here getting mad tail. Linebacker in the NFL ain't the superstar position unless you are LT. And I don't think he is. He ain't black and he doesn't appear to be on cocaine. Also Slaton goes pro. Welcome to the 2nd round kid.

Speaking of movies, OK so maybe that was a paragraph ago, I watched 3:10 to Yuma last night. Good flick. I didn't exactly like the ending though. Didn't really make a whole lot of sense to me. I understood all the "what happeneds" but the "why" was a bit confusing. Anyway, solid flick, go rent it if you want. Or not, IDGAF.

NASCAR half sentence: This year Mark Martin......

NHL Update: Detriot still has the most points, they must still be the best team.

Unspeakable addition: Christa Miller. She is on Scrubs and was on the Drew Carey Show. Something about her drives me nuts.

So I watched some of that Terminator TV show. Seems good. I will keep watching in hopes that it doesn't get cancelled. Generally speaking any show that I get into gets cancelled. Or at the very least they put it on random days so I miss it all the time. Usually it is FOX that does this shit to me. Terminator show is on FOX. Worst part is that I have to watch the same American Idol commercial 100 times.

Time to review a movie I have never seen: 27 Dresses

Fmtem is watching this one this Friday with some of her girl friends. It is about that chick from Knocked Up who is always a bridesmaid. She keeps all 27 of her bridesmaid dresses and then when she gets married she makes 27 chicks wear them and be her bridesmaid. The groom gets 27 pals and it is the biggest wedding ever. All the bastards walking in is a solid 30 minutes of the movie. Anyway, 27 bridesmaids all in different ugly dresses that they made the bride wear before. Hilarity ensues and there is an orgy at the end. Oddly enough the movie is very Anti-Semitic. Also there is a hamster, but I don't get its purpose.

I recommend waiting for the Unrated Director's Cut DVD and just fast forwarding to the orgy scene at the end.

1.5 helmet stickers. Would have been 0, but there is an orgy.

556 comments:

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tem said...

first. because.

tem said...

check out the UnderMaj. It is beautiful.

tem said...

finals are looking like:


EP 113
deke 65

Beth said...

Outstanding movie review Tem.

ns

blue said...

stupid mornings

blue said...

terminator show won't get cancelled...because of the writers strike. None of these mid-season shows will probably get the hook because new episodes of crap is better than re-runs of mediocrity.

tem said...

i just hope it doesn't get lost when the strike ends.

blue said...

even when the strike ends they'll have a few weeks/months before anything gets written/produced. Probably no new episodes of the current shows until next fall at the earliest.

so you get the teminator (see what i did there) for at least a full season.

tem said...

i saw what you did there.

blue said...

blueLoV has made his first comment about shamford's new job

tem said...

what was it and where was the comment made?

was it TMQ?

blue said...

it was made at TSN...it wasn't TMQ...i'm waiting for that

El Padrino said...

terminator shoe, i gave it 5 minutes

it blew so i wont be watching it
cant start off a show with a dream sequence

get real
reminded me why i never watch network tv

El Padrino said...

*show

El Padrino said...

the first 5 or 6 shows on American Idol are funny

i learnt that last year

El Padrino said...

breakfast time

sorry to hear about your mug
if someone took my mug i'd slaughter

blue said...

I do not have a mug...but i have a water bottle and bitches best not be touching that.

tem said...

mug is still MIA.

status has not been changed to KIA yet.

tem said...

el pad, i missed the first 5 minutes of the show.

watched the rest.

blue said...

did you look in the dishwasher for said mug?

blue said...

maybe you should make a missing mug flyer and hang it up all over the office...draw a little picture of your mug so everyone knows what it looks like..offer a reward for information that leads to the safe return of your mug (a reward of a kick in the ass)

El Padrino said...

that explains it tem

El Padrino said...

rivers wants no part of NE

tem said...

i did look in the dishwasher.

i might put up posters.

blue said...

Rivers is a punk, he's todd marinovich minus the cocaine

blue said...

he's ryan leaf with a running back

tem said...

laurenitis is LT minus the skill, blackness and cocaine.

tem said...

he's ben roethlisberger without the long last name and he's a douche.

blue said...

he's eli manning, with a shirt on

El Padrino said...

Citibank/Group

awesome
good job by all

blue said...

yeah, we're headed for a recession

blue said...

fed will cut interest rates by half a point, which won't help much

blue said...

I'm being called a blog terrorist now

ahahahahahahahahahaha

Mills said...

nice to see blue is scouting the sporting news for shanoff these days.

Mills said...

i don't drink coffee either. but i don't have a mug.

Mills said...

i just got out of a tps-medically-induced coma. they might have to put me back under general anethesia however for some more work. got beat pretty badly.

Mills said...

Go Jints!

I missed the 4th quarter cuz we have theatre tix, so that sucked.... but can't be angry with a tough fought win no matter what.

Mills said...

what do you guys think of Rolen for Glaus?

Mills said...

All things being equal, I would probably rather have Rolen on my squad. But given injury histories and the like, and his feud with TLR, this is probably as much value as we could have hoped to get for him.

Relatively same contract (12 mil per) and a proven veteran all-star 3B with an injury history. Not bad.

Mills said...

what a run I am on....

Mills said...

I traded KG and Jesus Shuttlesworth for Nasty and Timmy Dunc. I think it was a good move.

Mills said...

Ray Ray is going in the tank and taking the Celts with him.

Mills said...

Am I missing an Operating Creampie at TSN or something?

Mills said...

Any sign of the quitter lately?

blue said...

mills is back

Mills said...

and better than ever?

El Padrino said...

jesus h man
enough

blue said...

no ocp today

Mills said...

11 straight early morning was a nice run.

Mills said...

what do you think the "H" stands for?

Mills said...

Elp --

thanks for making it to the finals of the TCS. Makes my round 1 exit a little easier to swallow.

El Padrino said...

his middle name

tem said...

hay soos

tem said...

if i am the cards i don't want rolen.

all he does is bitch.

tem said...

yes that is a good trade for you mills.

could backfire obviously, but seems to be a good trade.

blue said...

Glaus may be looking at a suspension and his only good years were when he was juiced up...so good luck with that one

blue said...

I hate arbys...except for their curly fries, and even those are a little overrated now.

El Padrino said...

Harold I believe

tem said...

i like arbys when they sell everything for really really cheap.

blue said...

Hazma...remember he was born in the middle east.

Jesus Hazma Christ

blue said...

"i like arbys when they sell everything for really really cheap."

yeah, they're only good for those 5 for $5 things. otherwise, they're combo prices are like $6

blue said...

Maybe Hamid

although he was a Jew too, so it could be Herschfield or something

El Padrino said...

pitchers and catchers

one month from today

El Padrino said...

he has no middle name
i was jokin'

El Padrino said...

doesnt even have a last name

El Padrino said...

Win a match, get a hummer from a 13 year old, sounds good"

Mills said...

BTW -- We finally got a Wii.

Mills said...

Its pretty fun. Everynight we do our "fitness test" for our Wii ages, and thats fun too.

Mills said...

Had to go to a walmart at 6AM and wait in line for over and hour to get it. mrsmills went to a different walmart and got shut out (8th in line, only 7 wii's). i was 3rd and there were 9 wii's in my line.

Mills said...

then we have milk and cookies.

tem said...

wow, you really wanted a wii.

tem said...

i seriously pass at least 4 stores on my 8 minute drive to work that carry wii's / have them in stock.

Mills said...

yes. yes we did.

El Padrino said...

wii'll see if i get one
so far i have no desire due to my 360

tem said...

i have 0 desire to own one as well.

tem said...

beth made 1 comment today.

but at least it was for me.

Beth said...

This one's for you too Tem...

tem said...

that is a double dip.

Beth said...

TWSS.

(You knew SOMEONE would say it)

tem said...

i was waiting for sure.

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Naked Eli is back

tem said...

now it is HUNGRY time.

tem said...

the hungry comment was poorly timed.

tem said...

it should be noted that neither tem nor undermaj wants to eat eli.

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Sicko

El Padrino said...

hahahaaaaaaaaaaa

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Jesus H Christ

It's Harold

El Padrino said...

pretty sure it's "hallowed be thy name"

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

So the Father's name is Art?

El Padrino said...

our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name

art meaning, creator
hallowed meaning, holy

blue said...

i'm not comfortable with this discussion

blue said...

braveheart is a good movie

El Padrino said...

Our Father, Who art in heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name;
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil. Amen.

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

I was kidding about "Art". Jeez, take off your shirt and relax a little.

blue said...

yeah, that william wallace was a giant of a man

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

"i'm not comfortable with this discussion"

Well that's because you're a terrorist.

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

You're a racist and a terrorist.

blue said...

it's true

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

It's damn true

El Padrino said...

of course your kiddin
i newdat

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

100?

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Noooooo

El Padrino said...

and my shirt is off

El Padrino said...

underneath the keyboard is filthy

El Padrino said...

M Night should make a movie bout that

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

MSNBC headline....
"Congress asks Justice to investigate Tejada"

Why is David Justice getting involved? Wasn't he on the Mitchell Report?

El Padrino said...

keef is losing his mind and he dint even buy the ring yet


your done

El Padrino said...

finished

kaput

cue queens "Another one bites the dust"

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

shit

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

It's the Eli pic. It's fucking me up.

ToddPacker said...

comment

El Padrino said...

apple to offer movie rentals

terrorist blue said...

lets see how terrorist blue's turban looks

Tyler said...

I saw 3:10 to Yuma Saturday night. I liked it a lot. And I liked the ending. I will rent 27 Dresses and fastforward to the end. Sounds like a good time.

terrorist blue said...

it looks ok...i'm going with it

terrorist blue said...

the fact that fmtem is "planning" on seeing 27 dresses on the release date, makes me think you made the right decision tem.

keith, ask fmkeith about 27 dresses, if it's a "must see" for her, don't buy the ring

terrorist blue said...

tell her "27 dresses is a deal breaker"

El Padrino said...

hello fbi

El Padrino said...

Upset Cowboys coach: 'Best team lost'

hilarity

terrorist blue said...

do you think Wade Phillips gets fired?

tem said...

he gets fired eventually.

tem said...

the turbin(e) is a nice touch.

terrorist blue said...

i don't think they can fire him this off-season..even if he's the new Marty Schottenhemimer with his 0-4 playoff record (with 3 different teams)

tem said...

tyler, i didn't really get why the bad guy would all of a sudden be real damn nice to the farmer.

i mean i get it, but i just don't believe it.

usually i have no problem believing anything a movie throws at me, but for whatever reason i was just like "no fucking way would he run through all the gunfire to make the farmer look cool"

tem said...

i have never won an NFL playoff game.

El Padrino said...

he always gets fired
he's a terrible HC
cmon, everyone knows that

he's very good at coaching the 3-4 though

El Padrino said...

his facial expressions alone
he looked so confused a couple of times

terrorist blue said...

wade doesn't have a lot of fans in denver

El Padrino said...

that team would have went 13-3 with tem coaching

El Padrino said...

no offense to tem of course

terrorist blue said...

but touchdown tem has no playoff experience, so it would have been tough on him last week

terrorist blue said...

although he's never been defeated in the playoffs as a coach either

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

"keith, ask fmkeith about 27 dresses, if it's a "must see" for her, don't buy the ring"

She hasn't mentioned it yet, so I think I'm ok. The only one she's talking about now is that Juno movie.

terrorist blue said...

a lady here saw that Juno movie, said it was good.

tem said...

juno is a comedy with the superbad kid in it??

terrorist blue said...

yeah, the kid from arrested development, supposedly knocks up some chick in highschool

terrorist blue said...

and comedy ensues

tem said...

i am undefeated as a coach.

tem said...

i never saw arrested development.

tem said...

also, i thought all the members of arrested development were black. the juno kid is white, right??

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Juno is apparently this year's Little Miss Sunshine

tem said...

is comedy >> hilarity ?

or vice versa? or equal?

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

But with different actors

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

And a different storyline

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

But everything else is the same

tem said...

i challenge you to a game of horseshoes.....a game of horseshoes.

terrorist blue said...

i think comedy might not be quite as good as hilarity

terrorist blue said...

arrested development was a good tv show...tem's sense of humor would like it.

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

It has the kid from Superbad, Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman, and Rainn Wilson

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Hopefully blue's company doesn't catch on to his new name.

terrorist blue said...

yeah, this is probably only for today.

i may keep the turban picture though

El Padrino said...

some story bout a 16 years old preggers

tem said...

jennifer garner?

you mean jennifer affleck?

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Brit's sister?

tem said...

Juno = Brit's Sister biography?

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

No I mean Jennifer Garner

tem said...

i
2
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terrorist blue said...

AFLAC!

terrorist blue said...

I think that juno movie is trying to copy harry potter

El Padrino said...

ravens hire garret

tem said...

chicks gotta change their name when they get married.

there is no keeping the old name.


first dude's lose the dowry thing that they used to get, now they lose the last name thing. fuck that.

you can keep your last name if you give me 8 head of cattle. no dowry, no deal.

El Padrino said...

slap in the face to rex ryan

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

dowry?

terrorist blue said...

I had seen that they offered Garrett the job, but not that he'd accepted it.

tem said...

jason garrett star of iron eagle?

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

ahhh, dowry

terrorist blue said...

wasn't a dowry, just money set aside to pay for the wedding?

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Is Jason Garrett related to Mrs. Garrett of Facts of Life fame?

tem said...

dowry

terrorist blue said...

you take your 8 cattle then

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

I guess with not living in the 5th century, that's why I didn't know what a dowry was.

tem said...

dowry went from brides family giving stuff to the grooms family.

to brides family paying for the wedding.


to nothing.

terrorist blue said...

luch

tem said...

West Virginia is 5th century.

tem said...

when i first saw an Amish guy I was like "holy fuck, a guy from the future"

El Padrino said...

why does nene have a website?
and who reads it?

tem said...

nene's mom reads it.

tem said...

i find my own Amish joke too funny.

something is wrong with me.

tem said...

help me figure out a name for my men's rec league softball team.

the city won't let us use Snatchmasters any more.

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Don't go up by Mansfield. Lots of Amish people there. You won't know what to do with yourself.

tem said...

i went to school near Mansfield.

i saw plenty of Amish.

tem said...

school in this case = undergrad.

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

The Whales Vaginas

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Taintballs

tem said...

Sadly that is better than what other people have thrown out.

El Padrino said...

El Pad's Scallywags

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Team Valtrex

tem said...

Also it should be noted that I am now fully acclimated to the "future."

tem said...

the only bad part is that my fluent latin helps me not at all in the modern world.

damn backwards west virginia schools.

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

*lull

tem said...

indeed.

we need a new better topic.

El Padrino said...

i love when keef posts

El Padrino said...

lets talk about sex baby
let's talk abotu you and me
let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that make me

let's talk aboooouttt sex
let's talk about sex

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Let's not

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Unless Beth is willing to share stories

Steve said...

Blue got called an "blogger terrorist" on DS's new site.


I'm just hoping in to congratulate you Blue so, congratulations.

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

On this day in 1995 the San Diego Chargers edged the Pittsburgh Steelers, 17-13, in the AFC Championship Game. Linebacker Junior Seau led San Diego to the first Super Bowl appearance in franchise history.

tem said...

the SD got raped by the 49ers.

El Padrino said...

Stan Humphries right?
Natrone Means

i got a mind like a steel trap

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

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