Monday, January 14, 2008

Too Many Motha_uckas _uckin' with my __it!








A few pics. My joint. The fish tank. Pep. The Rivoli. The Chocolate Factory. The Cedar Dome.


Part two will come next week.

Pats/Bolts

Pack/Geeeeeeeeeeeee Men


I was hoping for that purp tonight. Didn't happen. Maybe Tuesday.


Pops got himself the same camera he got me, and it works perfectly for him. I'm seriously cursed. My life sucks.

SB: Pats 56. Pack 42

The new Rock Of Love is awful.


So, I'm thinking I'm really gonna get involved with a local boxing club. I realize I'm too old at 26 to really be anything in the ring, but I have the need/desire to trade hands with others to wake myself the fuck up. I'm not kidding. Boxing has always been a passion of mine. I'm too good of an athlete to waste my life.

I've never really chased any of my dreams, may it have been a career in the golf world, playing any level of college basketball, singing, or pitching. I'm tired of being told I don't have a future. I'm sick and tired of leading a worthless life. I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. Something needs to be done, and it needs to be done on my own fucking terms. It seems that fighting is the only thing I have left, since I'm too poor to pursue a life in the world of golf. Ya gotta have money to make money, know what I mean?

So this is it. I'm gonna go check out the local boxing clubs, and see what one fits my eye.


You can't hit what you can't see...Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee...Rumble, young man, rumble.

608 comments:

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The Rev said...

Just make sure you don't end up like Spider Rico.

The Rev said...

The real Revhead will be first all day.

Take that, bitches!

Keith S said...

Wow, an 8 lane bowling alley? You really do live in BFE

Keith S said...

And clean up that aquarium.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Shabba!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The aquarium is clean

Keith S said...

Too many to count mutha ucka

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Wow, an 8 lane bowling alley? You really do live in BFE"


I said it was a small house.

tem said...

what's up people?

tem said...

someone tell me a story that makes me smile.

tem said...

where is blue with the TCS finals matchup?

tem said...

Golden Globes were yesterday.

Nobody went.

Or watched.

tem said...

useless. all of you.

El Padrino said...

GGGGGGGGGMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEENNNNN

El Padrino said...

rough one freak

at least one manning played well
hop along and root for elisha
you know you want to

El Padrino said...

i'm too giddy to even think of a name for keef

maybe i'll just have the score in the name and let the shirtless Elisha do the talking

El Padrino said...

GLORY.

El Padrino said...

Old man Farve is next.

El Padrino said...

keef expect a housegest if Jints win late sunday night


NS.

tem said...

el pad is chipper this morning.

tem said...

did you win your TCS match-up?

i guess i should know the answer. but i don't. blue knows.

tem said...

doc holliday joint the WVU staff. awesome.

blue said...

I posted the final score over the weekend.

EP won, and so did Deke

ToddPacker said...

blue posted the final stats


ep vs deke in the finals

ToddPacker said...

yeah, what blue said

ToddPacker said...

"I'd hate to be a sock in the greater Indianapolis area right now."


verry funny

blue said...

"FINAL TCS standings:

deke 287 freak 94
ep 313 iam 284


so an epic battle between Deke and eP is on for this week"

ToddPacker said...

i was rooting for the cowboys to score on that final drive..... sorry, ep

blue said...

Peyton manning is at home, and Eli is still playing...day is night, up is down...the world has gone opposite.

blue said...

TO crying was in and of itself...hilarity

blue said...

I had to rewind it 3 times to watch TO cry each time...like a blubbering fool

blue said...

"that's not fair, that's my quarterback" (booooohooooobooohooo)

tem said...

yeah i never looked for them.

El Padrino said...

rooting for the cowboys?
ok satan

ToddPacker said...

the TO cry was ridiculous

El Padrino said...

TO crying was just icing on the mufaggin cake

and crayton not talking to media was a nice touch

tem said...

i did not watch the gints game.

or the last 2 mins of the colts.

El Padrino said...

that bitch talked all week and he drops passes and muffs punts and now he's unavailable


PUSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYY

tem said...

i feel bad that i missed TO crying.

ToddPacker said...

"rooting for the cowboys?
ok satan"

rooting for the giants is like rooting for the yankees for me... i can't do it

El Padrino said...

jerry jones face was priceless

ToddPacker said...

nice pics, meiz

El Padrino said...

to me the cowboys are like the yankees of football

even though they havent won a playoff game in 12 years

Jugdish said...

Good win for the G-Men EP...I was glad to see it. The pack will be tougher than the Cowboys.

Sorry Freak...

El Padrino said...

Romo, 0-2. Each time he touched the ball on the last play the result was the same. Loser.

Jugdish said...

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.

...that comes from a song

El Padrino said...

no doubt the Pack are solid
and being 10 degrees will not help

El Padrino said...

i fucking hate the cowboys
hate

like real hate
like wish death hate, the highest form

Jugdish said...

You give Romo and the Cowboys the ball on the 50 twice in the last 5 minutes and they can't score...that is just sad.

I was pissed at the Giants on their last two offensive possessions.

El Padrino said...

i still cant forgive parcells for coaching them

it hurt

ToddPacker said...

"to me the cowboys are like the yankees of football"


true... i just meant as a jets fan, the giants are like the yanks. don't get me wrong i hate the cowboys too... it's like when the yanks play the sox. i hate both, but i root for the sox to beat the yanks everytime

El Padrino said...

yeah i wish they could have made a first down but romo was inept

the pressure was relentless in the 4th quarter

Jugdish said...

I don't like the Cowboys much either.

El Padrino said...

i gotcha
i openly root for the jets to fail yearly

ToddPacker said...

giants D was on fire in the 4th quarter

El Padrino said...

strahan i mean christ
arent you supposed to decline as you get older

he was awesome, just being disruptive

ToddPacker said...

"i openly root for the jets to fail yearly"

...and they usually do

blue said...

interesting tidbit

tem said...

i got my letter in the mail for my select a seat for my arena season tickets.

they tell me to show up at 10am, but never tell me what day.

blue said...

so does Jerry Jones fire Wade Phillips so he can keep Jason Garrett?

is Wade, the new Marty?

Jugdish said...

Giants made some good adjustments after the half.

ToddPacker said...

meiz would be proud, i watched some bowling on sunday

Jugdish said...

Wade Phillips addressing the team after last night’s loss:

“The hard work of so many, sacrificed…. By the disrespect of a few.

Romo.

You sacrificed the honor of this team, and the city that supports it!

Shit, you poisoned my team son!

I hope Mexico was fun, Hope It Was fun! WAS IT FUN?!?!?

Drew Bledsoe was a no-talent pussy, but at least he listened!

Oh… TO, Cry-baby ?!?!?!

You cost me my chance at a super bowl, how does it feel ?!?!

Cry me a river you big fucking baby!! You disgust me!



You know what?

Get the f@ck out of here. I don’t want to see your f@cking face!

Get the he!! Out!

blue said...

the giants should have won anyway, they traded for Steve Smith and nobody even knew about it. (s)

Jugdish said...

what movie is that from?

blue said...

bull durham?

blue said...

the last boyscout?

Jugdish said...

Varsity Blues...remember them getting their ass chewed after they lost because they were out of the titty bar so late the night before?

El Padrino said...

kid stepped up , nice to see

blue said...

damn that Mox

Jugdish said...

Houston fans/sports talk shows do not like the Cowboys. I tuned in to sports talk this morning to hear their reactions.

They just played the audio of TO crying...and right after that they played a clip from the George Strait song "How bout them Cowgirls".

funny stuff.

tem said...

titty bars are nice.

Jugdish said...

That Moxon ain't worth the Charmin extra soft he wipes his butt with.

El Padrino said...

varsity blues is underated

tem said...

i continue my early season dominance in fantasy golf.

somehow.

tem said...

varsity blues is rated fairly.

it is a good not great movie.

tem said...

and since i know so much about movies you have to believe me.

El Padrino said...

EAD Troy Aikman

blue said...

Varsity blues is a rip-off of friday night lights...the book not the tv show

blue said...

but I still like it

tem said...

but the tv show rips off the book.

tem said...

i watched the terminator tv show.

it was good enough.

Jugdish said...

I DVRd it...don't spoil the ending.

Beth said...

"i continue my early season dominance in fantasy golf."

I thought for sure I'd be taking over the lead this week Tem, as I had KJ Choi as my A starter. But the rest of my choices sucked.

blue said...

"but the tv show rips off the book"

nah, the TV show is nothing like the book

El Padrino said...

TMFGT

how bout that!
at least football/baseball/bball are relavant sports

El Padrino said...

i like ripping off

blue said...

well in another 2 weeks, all we'll be able to talk about is fantasy golf

El Padrino said...

it's really brandon jacobs vs ryan grant

El Padrino said...

and ftr giants traded grant right after the pre-season, this year.

they didnt want to but had no choice

El Padrino said...

i refuse to talk about fantasy golf

tem said...

but you just did.

blue said...

ryan grant is overrated

ryan grant = timmy smith

El Padrino said...

bucs stink

tem said...

gints going to lose to the pack.

42-10.

blue said...

tem should root for the milwaukee bucks in basketball

blue said...

then he would be a fan of the bucs, the bucs, and the bucks

blue said...

straight cash homie

El Padrino said...

tem that sounded like a bitter prediction

tem said...

bitter predictions are the most accurate ones....right?

El Padrino said...

"That's my teammate [intense sniffling]. That's my quarterback. We lost as a team. [Voice fading] We lost as a team, man."


HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

El Padrino said...

intense sniffling

ha

tem said...

i might become a bucks fan.

sounds reasonable enough.

i don't really have a basketball team, although i kinda like the nets.

tem said...

nobody told me a story to make me smile.

bastards.

tem said...

TPS is calling now.

TPS is a bastard.

blue said...

i don't have any uplifting stories...only those of depression and gloom

Beth said...

"i refuse to talk about fantasy golf"

How about hockey? The Thrashers beat Pittsburgh and Sidney Crosby in overtime over the weekend.

Beth said...

"nobody told me a story to make me smile"

The TO crying story didn't do that...?

blue said...

we need somebody to be a cowboys fan here. we should recruit one. we have iggles, giants, and skins

tem said...

TO story was not good enough.

tem said...

made me sad that i missed it.

Beth said...

Pretty demanding there tem.


And let me preempt Keith - TWSS.

blue said...

now you can watch it and smile

tem said...

i am demanding.

ToddPacker said...

anyone know how to find a 'fix' for a glitch in a video game

Beth said...

"anyone know how to find a 'fix' for a glitch in a video game"

Yeah, google. :-)

blue said...

which game are you glitching?

El Padrino said...

Atari 1600 went out on you again TP?

tem said...

blow on it.

or kick it.

ToddPacker said...

"Atari 1600 went out on you again TP?"

funny

El Padrino said...

that marine killing is nuts

El Padrino said...

Harlow Winter Kate Madden

nice name




NOT

ToddPacker said...

2008 backyard football for the wii... every time there is an onside kick it locks up

blue said...

gaguilera's kid's name is kinda weird too

blue said...

Max Liron Bratman

El Padrino said...

"2008 backyard football for the wii... every time there is an onside kick it locks up"

your boy is running up the score on you huh?

blue said...

other than that glitch, how's that backyard game on the wii?

tem said...

dont kick onside kicks.

Keith S said...

"nobody told me a story to make me smile.

bastards."

No Slaton = 2000 yds for Devine

Keith S said...

"blow on it.

or kick it."

TWSS?

ToddPacker said...

""2008 backyard football for the wii... every time there is an onside kick it locks up"

your boy is running up the score on you huh?"


yes... i lost 107-56

ToddPacker said...

"other than that glitch, how's that backyard game on the wii?"


not bad

El Padrino said...

oh man i need to hook up live so i can whip your boys asssssss

do you have a 360?

Keith S said...

"keef expect a housegest if Jints win late sunday night"

I don't know how to respond to this. Giants/Pats would be awful.

ToddPacker said...

"dont kick onside kicks."

the computer does it in 1 player mode

El Padrino said...

Keef here is your pic

El Padrino said...

why would it be awful?
the week 17 game was one of the best games period.

ToddPacker said...

"do you have a 360"

no, ps2 and wii... and i haven't got the wii to hook-up to the internets, router problem

Beth said...

Speaking of Wii, EP you were talking some Wii smack earlier, so I'm curious. What's your Wii tennis rating? (I just got over 2,000 this weekend.)

El Padrino said...

just make sure your apartment is ready for me and a buddy
keep the firdge stocked and a couple of clean towels would be nice

oh, also make sure the toilet is stable, i eat and drink excessively when football is involved

Keith S said...

What's my name?

Keith S said...

Snoop Dogggggggggggggggggy, Doooooogggggggg

ToddPacker said...

keith

El Padrino said...

i dont have a W!! beth
but whenever my little cuzins come over they bring it and i destroy them all even though they play it constantly

the 11 year old says he practices every day to one day beat me

El Padrino said...

your name is

38-24 LSU 21-17 GIANTS

blue said...

wii ratings are overrated

ToddPacker said...

ep has very slow cousins?

El Padrino said...

if it was long enough i wanted to add last years NC score too

Keith S said...

'why would it be awful?'

Cuz it's NE & NY. Maybe cumface will ask if he can stay here, too.

ToddPacker said...

"38-24 LSU 21-17 GIANTS"

nice

El Padrino said...

it's just i got a little gook in me when it comes to sports games

Beth said...

"wii ratings are overrated"

Still can't get past 500 blue? :-)

ToddPacker said...

"if it was long enough i wanted to add last years NC score too"

41-14 would have been a nice touch

El Padrino said...

oh, i forgot everyone hates the northeast

i hate boston to ya know

38-24 LSU 21-17 GIANTS said...

Testes, testes.

1
2
3?

ToddPacker said...

you could have also added the score from the NC bb game

El Padrino said...

keef if you could fit it, please add 41-14 FL to the name

38-24 LSU 21-17 GIANTS said...

"it's just i got a little gook in me when it comes to sports games"

TWSS

El Padrino said...

awesome

humility and hilarity

just what i was looking for

38-24 LSU 21-17 GIANTS said...

Fuck you

blue said...

"Still can't get past 500 blue? :-)"

i don't know what my ratings are. I just recently made a mii that keeps track of that stuff.

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 GIANTS said...

Any other requests?

blue said...

that name is too long

El Padrino said...

keef i'll bring my own pillow

no worries

just wash the sheets if that's not too hard to ask

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 GIANTS said...

It comes with the territory, blue

El Padrino said...

no that looks good enough
i'll let you choose

either one is acceptable

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 GIANTS said...

"just wash the sheets if that's not too hard to ask"

There are no sheets on the couch

El Padrino said...

just remember that Elisha himself was a SEC player

blue said...

I think EP meant he was gonna bunk up with you

El Padrino said...

couch will do
as long as there is not gramma plastic on it

ToddPacker said...

i owe zeke a 1 day name/pic change for the UF/UM game.... i'll gladly pay if the remaining UM guys (ep and iam) come up with anything... and as always SFW please

El Padrino said...

blue i dont sleep with guys (that was once and i was drunk, S)
thought maybe he had a spare room

blue said...

if zeke was here, he'd probably invite you to stay with him

El Padrino said...

iam, let's collaborate

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

dont think i'm not looking zeku up if i'm there

(phone rings)
Zeke: Hello.
El Pad: Yo!!!! Brother from another mother what the fuck is up kid?

Zeke: Who the fuck is this?

El Pad: It's El Padrino. Put your sneakers on and pick me up from the goddam airport, keef is not answering he goddam phone that little prick.

Zeke: *blank stare*

El Padrino: Yo, you still there.

Zeke: Yeah. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA.

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 GIANTS said...

EP brings hilarity

ToddPacker said...

i was gonna call zeke when i was in az last year, but i never did

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 GIANTS said...

You forgot the Fergie ringback tone you have to listen to until he answers

ToddPacker said...

there still hasn't been a live LoV meeting.... unless you count beth and fmtem

ToddPacker said...

"You forgot the Fergie ringback tone you have to listen to until he answers"


funny

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Is this better? Doesn't spill over into the pic

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

"there still hasn't been a live LoV meeting.... unless you count beth and fmtem"

EP & rev?

ToddPacker said...

"EP & rev"

i think that was just a phone call

El Padrino said...

correct

me/Rev/los spoke via telephone one sunday evening

El Padrino said...

it's happening soon
shoulda happened with myself and deke in Green Bay

we coulda smoked squares and bowled

ToddPacker said...

is the LoV olympics still scheduled

ToddPacker said...

i should have gone to a mets game with ep last summer.... maybe i would have gotten a decent slice of pizza

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

EP
The PGA tourney is here Super Bowl weekend, too.

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

It's a 4 day party

ToddPacker said...

ep, if the giants make it, you going to the SB for real?

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Anyone see Shammy today?

"LT was injured for most of the game and ended up with 5 touches and 0 TDs."


Um, he carried 7 times and had 1 reception. But at least Sporting News is relevant again.

El Padrino said...

"ep, if the giants make it, you going to the SB for real?"

100% yes. But just to party. I wont spend my money on tickets. I would go to some bar or something, ya know.

El Padrino said...

i figure there are tons of venues to watch the game

is this accurate?
has anyone ever gone to a super bowl weekend?

blue said...

i started to read shamford's "wake-up call" and it was too long and boring, so i quit reading

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Phoenix has a couple bars

El Padrino said...

tp, we def shoulda took in a met game

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

There is NOTHING by the stadium, except 1 small hotel. They did a good job preparing for this.

El Padrino said...

keef maybe your crib can be that said venue

El Padrino said...

just keep your gf away, i dont want her mushing my giants

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