Thursday, January 31, 2008

Snow Tornado

Uh, so Tuesday night there was a Snow Tornado here in Indianapolis.

You heard that right. A tornado with snow.

I'm pretty sure that's a sign of the apocalypse.


Uhhhh, WFT?!



Actual sport items:

Patriots are pussies.

John Lynch can't figure out whether to retire or not. In the interim, he has been suspended by The Golf Channel.

Tom Brady is a fairy (homosexual).

I can't listen to sports radio this week. Except for the one local guy who refuses to talk about the Super Bowl.

The guy who found Knute Rockne's crashed plane died. Why is this news?

Kansas loses for the first time. No more chalk rocking.

Al Saunders is the new O-coordinator for St. Louis. Expect it to take him 2 to 3 years to implement his 800 page playbook.

In strange news, the West is still better than the East in the NBA.

News reports out of Arizona say that Matt Leinart is going to start next year. How is that news? Everyone already knew that.

Go away Favre.

Kidd deal is shaping up to be a three team deal with the Mavs and Blazers.


No video today, go do something productive.

502 comments:

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Keith S said...

For those who haven't made Valentine's Day dinner reservations yet

JFreak said...

Tips for new parents

H said...

checking in...

Beth said...

OK, I'll mark you present and accounted for H. :-)

El Padrino said...

freak applied himself

well done

El Padrino said...

there is no such day as valentines day

El Padrino said...

snow tornados sound awesome

H said...

fuck valentine's day

El Padrino said...

"Britney Spears was taken from her home in Los Angeles by police and rushed to a hospital in the early hours of Thursday morning, the Los Angeles Times reported."


oops she did it again

*sorry couldnt resist...

El Padrino said...

free donuts today

ToddPacker said...

good videos, freak

Beth said...

"there is no such day as valentines day"

Come on EP, you're the same guy that gets a butler on his honeymoon and did the "pink" gift basket another time. We all know you live for Valentine's Day.

ToddPacker said...

"free donuts today"

over/under on the # of free donuts ep eats - 3.5

ToddPacker said...

"there is no such day as valentines day"

100% agree

El Padrino said...

beth you forgot my crusade against Vday last year

I never ever celebrate Vday and the wife knows it

it's a hallmark holiday

Steve said...

ESPN just refered to Brady as "Americas Quarterback".


fuck You, Tom Brady!!

tem said...

odd morning today.

office smelled like maple donuts.

no maple donuts to be found.


hot chocolate directions said just add water. hot chocolate also needs stirred. fucking swiss miss leaving it up to me to figure that out.

tem said...

at least i won't have to buy anything for valentines day this year.

El Padrino said...

in fact here is last years post

Beth said...

"fucking swiss miss leaving it up to me to figure that out"

They probably need a seperate set of directions for WV natives...

blue said...

the wife asked me if we were doing anything for valentines day...i said "no, i don't want another kid right now"

tem said...

maybe they send those packs to WV, but being in OH i don't get to see them.

H said...

I'm happy that I'm not far enough along with the girl that I have to go all out for valentine's day.

El Padrino said...

"Scheduled outage at 4:30PM PST"

west coasters beware

tem said...

she better go all out on valentines day.

tem said...

h going all out on valentines day means he lets her stay at his place past 9am.

blue said...

I know imagine H as like one of the guys from FotC...except with a boston accent instead of a new zealand accent

Steve said...

I dated a girl who was born on Feb 14th. It was a pain in the ass.

blue said...

steve hates dating women

H said...

FotC

please advise...

blue said...

flight of the conchords

blue said...

H-
do you guys have "band meetings" with your "manager"?

blue said...

rumor around town today is that the nuggets are trying to trade for Ron Ron..sending "one nut" to the kings, pretty much straight up.

not sure what position Ron ron would play, but damn that could be some trouble putting his crazy around iverson

tem said...

ron ron + iverson + melo + kmart = denver blown up within 1 month.

tem said...

steves chick poked him in the ass?

blue said...

yeah, there's a lot of anger in ron ron + iverson + kmart....they could go on a murderous rampage that would put Cho to shame..

tem said...

don't leave melo out of that.

while not an angry person he will provide much needed drugs to the gang.

blue said...

i wonder if that magazine is still doing the "ask ron ron" column

blue said...

'Melo would walk around slapping people

H said...

never seen the show, so those jokes are lost on me. sorry.

El Padrino said...

free bagels too
if people would act like humans not hungry wolves i'd be more happy about this

El Padrino said...

it's not like they are handing out beef tenderloin or something

shit

blue said...

EP said "loin"

tem said...

el pad is acting like a hungry wolf.

blue said...

EP is hungry like the wolf?

El Padrino said...

no im not

can i post the super bowl bet between the mayors?

it's long

blue said...

today i put on socks that I didn't know I owned.

tem said...

"it's long"

that's what i told her

tem said...

blue is wearing his wife's socks?

Beth said...

Tem's trying to replace TWSS with TWITH.

El Padrino said...

this wager trumps the eli bare chested pic


If the Giants win, here’s what Bloomberg gets:

100 cups of New England Clam Chowder from Legal Sea Foods ;42 pounds of coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts (because nothing says New England like Dunkin’ Donuts?); 12 dozen Boston Cream Pies and 12 dozen Parker House Rolls from Boston’s Omni Parker House Hotel; 100 Old Tyme hot dogs and 100 Alfresco chicken sausages from Kayem; 20 pizzas from Sal’s; five cases of Brigham’s Boston You’re My Home Ice Cream; five cases of Cherry on the Top Frozen Yogurt Bars from Elan; and 100 servings of Stonyfield Farm Organic Yogurt.

If the Patriots win, here’s what Menino gets:

42 pastrami and corned beef sandwiches from Carnegie Deli; 42 “Big Blue Cheese Eli Mann-Eater Burgers” from Gallagher’s Steak House; one case of beef cocktail patties and one case of chicken cocktail patties from Golden Krust Caribbean Bakery & Grill in the Bronx; a selection of five pizzas from Goodfella’s Pizzeria on Staten Island; 42 pounds of rugelach; 42 pounds of assorted layer cakes and 42 black and white cookies from Junior’s; one 2.5 gallon tub of lemon ice and one 2.5 gallon tub of ice of the flavor of Boston’s choice from the Lemon Ice King of Corona; 100 servings of Manhattan clam chowder and one bushel of Blue Point Oysters from the Grand Central Oyster Bar & Restaurant; and 20 pounds of “Super Steak” from Peter Luger Restaurant and six bottles of Peter Luger steak sauce.

El Padrino said...

of course, nyc>boston

Jugdish said...

I like the 42 black and white cookies.

blue said...

"blue is wearing his wife's socks?"

i knew this would be asked...i thought maybe they were hers at first, but they were way to big for her feet, so I put them on, and decided that they were mine and i just had forgotten about them

Steve said...

"i knew this would be asked...i thought maybe they were hers at first, but they were way to big for her feet, so I put them on, and decided that they were mine and i just had forgotten about them"



either that or there is some dude at your house right now asking fmBlue where he left his socks.

ToddPacker said...

black and white cookies = awesome

blue said...

there should be more 42 stuff in what bloomburg gets

tem said...

"Tem's trying to replace TWSS with TWITH."

i like to mix and match them.

blue said...

"either that or there is some dude at your house right now asking fmBlue where he left his socks."

that would be awesome...because i like these socks, and i'm keeping them..

tem said...

black and white cookies = oreos?

tem said...

and there is a huge blue/freak/cmblue/sock joke out there.

blue said...

oreos comment almost got an LoL

tem said...

"because i like these socks, and i'm keeping them.."

twfs

blue said...

no, these are black socks like someone would wear for work...so no way they are freak's

tem said...

and by the by good post by freak today.

tem said...

by the by is a phrase that should be used more often.

tem said...

"no, these are black socks like someone would wear for work...so no way they are freak's"

maybe freak found his version of an uptown girl.

tem said...

***wall

JFreak said...

I have to wear black socks when I'm on a bigger gig.

Most shows make you wear all black if you're on crew.

ToddPacker said...

"black and white cookies = oreos?"

no

JFreak said...

So to answer your question, yes, that was me in bed with your wife last night.

Jugdish said...

black and white cookie

...like from Seinfeld. It made Jerry puke and ended his no-vomit streak.

Jugdish said...

So to answer your question, yes, that was me in bed with your wife last night.


I thought I heard a tuba.

El Padrino said...

delissshhhh

Beth said...

Black and white cookies are amazing, and I'm just talking about the ones from Publix. I can only imagine what ones from a genuine NY bakery would be like.

Jugdish said...

probably the same

H said...

I'll get this out of the way now...

There will be a lot of drinking this weekend between a show Friday, my friend's b-day on Saturday and the game on Sunday. If I end up in a body bag on the other side of this weekend, it was nice knowing all of you...

ns

Jugdish said...

pastrami...its the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

El Padrino said...

i worked for publix back in the day

blue said...

get him a body bag.... YEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

El Padrino said...

that's correct jug

Jugdish said...

Imagine a big "h" on a tombstone.

El Padrino said...

aiight H
one less boston fan

El Padrino said...

S

ToddPacker said...

"i worked for publix back in the day"

cmtp works for publix

tem said...

"like from Seinfeld. It made Jerry puke and ended his no-vomit streak.
"

i never got into seinfeld.

might have watched 10 episodes total.

Jugdish said...

Seinfeld = good stuff.

I own all but season 9.

blue said...

jug and tem can never be friends

Jugdish said...

You can rent them on jugflix.

ToddPacker said...

"might have watched 10 episodes total"


not surprising

H said...

here lies Aitch

can't have on letter on the tombstone

tem said...

i have never seen or heard of the black or white cookie until today.

tem said...

"can't have on letter on the tombstone"

why not?

JFreak said...

sweet homemade water slide

tem said...

jug is out of my league.

ToddPacker said...

"i have never seen or heard of the black or white cookie until today"

tem lives in a tembubble

JFreak said...

Female streaker scores a goal

Bet if this happened more often, you people would watch soccer.

JFreak said...

oh, kinda nsfw at the end.

El Padrino said...

the slide was cool, i wish someone would have gotten hurt though

El Padrino said...

10x10

Keith S said...

"Earlier this offseason, the Yankees also pursued Santana. They offered pitcher Phil Hughes and center fielder Melky Cabrera as part of a package, then pulled out of talks during the winter meetings in December."

That's from the WWL article about Santana & the Mets trying to make a deal

tem said...

female streaker, nsfw?

tem said...

see hughes was part of the deal.

in december.

must have been what the talking heads were talking about.

El Padrino said...

i sit corrected

El Padrino said...

5 , 5 is a shitty box number

blue said...

did Mort write that article?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Okay. All caught up.

Still have a headache.

blue said...

female streaker goal is awesome

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

and comments doubled. just like that

Keith S said...

The Talking Heads talked about Burning Down the House

tem said...

water slide was nice.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i never got into seinfeld.

might have watched 10 episodes total."


THANK YOU!!!!

Jugdish said...

There are always a few that slip through the cracks.

JFreak said...

""i never got into seinfeld.

might have watched 10 episodes total."


THANK YOU!!!!"

shhh Meiz, Seinfeld is good.

JFreak said...

pre-HUNGRY

off to try a new place.

JFreak said...

I will report back on my findings.

blue said...

meiz does not enjoy comedy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP is getting smacked around in FNBA. Again. How's Dirk at #1 working out?

JFreak said...

"meiz does not enjoy comedy*"

*anything

tem said...

i just never watched it. it seemed ok, nothing too great.

Keith S said...

"pre-HUNGRY

off to try a new place."

Have fun in Scotland

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I love comedy.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Ha!


See. Keith is hilarious

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

*wizall

Keith S said...

*pin drop

Keith S said...

I wish I was at the FBR today

blue said...

don't we all

tem said...

FBR?

tem said...

i doubt i wish i were there.

El Padrino said...

"EP is getting smacked around in FNBA. Again. How's Dirk at #1 working out?"

DHoward with a rough week and that Bynum injury stings

also Parker is out...
it was either him or Bron Bron
shoulda went Bron Bron

blue said...

"i doubt i wish i were there."

no, i meant, we all wish Keith S. were there

Keith S said...

"FBR?"

Golf tourney. It's like The Memorial, but it's fun and there's no rain.

Keith S said...

Ah, blue's got jokes

tem said...

i have no desire to watch golf in person.

none.


HUNGRY

blue said...

it rains in arizona?

Keith S said...

I said there was no rain

blue said...

i know it doesn't rain in southern california

Jugdish said...

Its indoor...mini golf.

good times

Jugdish said...

YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN!!!!!

blue said...

they built a dome over the golf course

blue said...

what day are you going keith?

Keith S said...

Saturday

El Padrino said...

golf and footyball

man AZ is going to explode

Keith S said...

They are anticipating 150,000 people at the 16th hole on Saturday this year.

Keith S said...

It's a clusterfuck there on Saturday, but there is so much ass it's ridiculous.

Keith S said...

Check out the link on the WWL...

"Hill: This 'quitter' prospered"


Jemele is "friends" with zeke, right?

Keith S said...

And by "friend" I mean they emailed sweet nothings to each other

blue said...

golf ass is quality?

blue said...

"And by "friend" I mean they emailed sweet nothings to each other"

yeah, she used to respond to his emails

blue said...

"but there is so much ass it's ridiculous"

keith likes sergio's tight pants

El Padrino said...

gollum busted out the raw garlic again today

i really wanna step on his neck

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i have no desire to watch golf in person.

none."


Then, you're a sucker. Tour tournaments are a lot of fun. Especially the FBR.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"golf ass is quality?"


Golf ass is waaaayyyy quality.

Keith S said...

"golf ass is quality?"

It's in Scottsdale, which is basically a wannabe LA. And ASU's campus is about 10 miles away. Tons of ass out there.

Keith S said...

"i have no desire to watch golf in person."

5% of the time is watching golf, 95% is partying. The only time we watch the golf is when we see which tee shot is closest to the pin because money is on the line.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

pgatour.com


Live@

Keith S said...

The live @ 16 is great

blue said...

everyone there roots for Phil anyway

blue said...

new PtP...it's an OK picture

blue said...

there is side-boob

blue said...

and everyone likes sideboob

JFreak said...

Went to a place called "Five Guys: Burgers and Fries"

Biggest portion of fries I've seen.

Burger was just average.

El Padrino said...

post office, bank, deli

under half hour, not bad

blue said...

i've been to a 5 guys...it's decent

Jugdish said...

did you invite any of these to your SB party elp?

El Padrino said...

funny list

Jugdish said...

SB drinking game

El Padrino said...

illegitimate child is funny

Keith S said...

"i've been to a 5 guys...it's decent"

TWBS

Keith S said...

On this day in 1999...

In waht turned out to be the last game of his career, Denver quarterback John Elway racked up 336 passing yards and led the Broncos to their second consecutive Super Bowl triumph, a 34-19 drubbing of Atlanta. Elway was given the game's MVP award.

Keith S said...

*what

blue said...

yeah, yeah, yeah

Keith S said...

B ≠ blue
B = Beth

tem said...

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Keith S said...

I got that one too, tem

tem said...

a new error for tem.

tem said...

1st time for me.

anyway, i was trying to say that i still don't want to watch golf.

tem said...

"1st time for me"

twss, but she was lying.

tem said...

on her back

tem said...

for 50

tem said...

seconds

Keith S said...

*cue beth's "because 50 seconds is all you can last" comment

blue said...

50 seconds is a long time

tem said...

yeah that was the whole point of the joke.

tem said...

i need to go be productive for awhile now.

El Padrino said...

is today Fat Thursday?

Keith S said...

What's Fat Thursday?

Keith S said...

Never heard of it before

Keith S said...

Faworki looks good

Jugdish said...

for steve

El Padrino said...

gollum is polish, so i knew that

Jugdish said...

Lots go decentinterviews on Rome this week, hardly any clones. I like.

Jugdish said...

wall

Keith S said...

cumbonics, eh jug?

Jugdish said...

fat fingers combined with laziness.

Keith S said...

I'm polish and I didn't know that. But I don't eat garlic straight out of the skin, either.

El Padrino said...

and your not off the boat polish i assume

El Padrino said...

he still talks like he belongs on the bread line in a post-war 1943 Warsaw film

Keith S said...

Ah, that makes sense. No, my great grandma was off the boat Polish

Keith S said...

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