Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Post 442

That's a lot of posts that we have. Way to go us. 2 helmet stickers for everyone.

Anyway, enough of the back patting. The Super Bowl is this Sunday, so far I have stayed away from all the hype stuff. I am pretty proud of myself. That is difficult to do, but so far so good. I know who is playing and I know when they are playing. That's good enough for me this year. Of course when the Bucs were in it like 5 years ago I watched probably 80 hours of the pre game hype crap. So if you are a Pats and Giants fan you get a pass if you watched, if not you either have a problem or have no life. You can pick.

This is the part where I am going to be honest and tell you all that I totally forgot it was Tuesday and that I needed to post something. Honesty is a policy, I don't think it is the best one though, but it is a policy, I'll give it that.

So Tem doesn't have a vacuum cleaner and said as much to a co-worker. Not sure why vacuum cleaners came up in office talk, but it did. So co-worker said she just bought a Dyson and had to get rid of her old one that apparently still works good. She said that I could have her old vacuum. I was pretty much thinking whatever, but I accepted the offer of the free vacuum. The only problem is co-worker keeps forgetting to bring the damn thing in with her. I think it is some sort of game. She is trying to see if I snap or something. I don't know why I am relaying this story because it isn't funny or entertaining, but whatever. So the moral of the story is nothing. Shit like this happens all the time because people are dumbasses.

Random Side Note: I would do one here, but really this whole post is just a bunch of random side notes. What can I say?

Deke made an unspeakable addition for me already this week. If you want to see who it was go read his post. It is from yesterday.

Movie review of a movie Tem has never seen (anyone else notice that I am capitalizing Tem this week?? Do I usually do that?):

El Pad's number 59 movie, Boiler Room. This movie is a documentary about boiler rooms. It is aptly named. Going into not watching this movie I wasn't quite sure how a documentary about boiler rooms made El Pad's list, but after having not watched it I can totally see it now. This is the documentary of the century. The cinematography was off the charts. They had Morgan Freeman doing the voice over, so that was awesome. Had I watched it I would have laughed, cried and learnt some things. Boilers are fascinating and they get the A+ treatment here. If you are in the mood to learn, I highly recommend this movie.

4.5 out of 5 Helmet Stickers.

579 comments:

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tem said...

What's this about video taped titties from the last post?

blue said...

there's a video out there of britney practicing dancing and her tit falls out of her shirt for a second

blue said...

good post Tem. I especially liked the line "Going into not watching this movie"

blue said...

there is only one other lady that gets here at 7am...and she thinks that I want to talk to her every morning...no lady, it's 7am, leave me the fuck alone

H said...

morning all. glad you don't hate me blue...

Beth said...

"Honesty is a policy, I don't think it is the best one though, but it is a policy, I'll give it that."

Tem, I loved this line, I may have to steal it for my own use.

Beth said...

H, if the Pats win and you gloat about it I'm sure Blue will hate you then, but he won't be the only one. Just a warning... :-)

blue said...

nah, i'll just call H a douchebag and continue to hate Boston

blue said...

today feels like a good day for a new Pac-10poon post.

H said...

Beth my love, would I gloat??

]:)

blue said...

Carmelo Anthony sent me an email, just to let me know that his wife (Lala) is not pregnant

blue said...

we're tight like that

blue said...

TWSS

blue said...

Man, i hate this stupid lady...she is the mackrel lady

ToddPacker said...

"if the Pats win and you gloat"

boston fans don't gloat

(s)

ToddPacker said...

'mackrel lady'?

Beth said...

"Beth my love, would I gloat??"

You're from Boston, that's what they do. (i.e. bill simmons)

ToddPacker said...

i think i'm going to buy tickets to round 1 and 2 of the ncaa tourney here in tampa

blue said...

"i think i'm going to buy tickets to round 1 and 2 of the ncaa tourney here in tampa"

only chance to see Florida in the tourney this year, huh.

blue said...

"'mackrel lady'?"

yeah, she doesn't know that the word is macro, so she says mackrel, because Excel uses fish i guess

blue said...

"if the Pats win and you gloat"

both of these are foregone conclusions...pats will win and H will gloat...and so will cumfast probably

ToddPacker said...

"only chance to see Florida in the tourney this year, huh"

maybe, that's if florida goes to the tampa bracket

JFreak said...

Boilermakers suck.

iamunstoppable said...

always love me some Tem-age

H said...

I honestly don't think the Pats winning is a foregone conclusion...

me gloating if they do definitely is.

blue said...

there goes freak, trying to get people interested in Indiana again

blue said...

"I honestly don't think the Pats winning is a foregone conclusion..."

ok, whatever, that was believable (s)

tem said...

"i think i'm going to buy tickets to round 1 and 2 of the ncaa tourney"

Round 1 and 2 of the tourney is lots of fun.

blue said...

yeah, the first two rounds are always a good time

tem said...

they had some games in columbus last year.

JFreak said...

I should find out what round Indy is hosting this year.

JFreak said...

"According to this NFL.com article, Bill Belichick and Urban Meyer have developed "an extremely close relationship" and are engaged in a "mutual admiration society."

Beth said...

Any R.E.M. fans in here? If so, they've just announced the dates for the first part of their upcoming tour.

I will almost certainly be at their Atlanta concert on June 21.

ToddPacker said...

"Round 1 and 2 of the tourney is lots of fun"

yeah, i went one year when it was in orlando... 4 games in one day is crazy

El Padrino said...

beautiful movie review

El Padrino said...

R.E.M has new music?
i like most of thier old stuff

El Padrino said...

tps has disallowed me to scratch my nuts this am

just brutal

El Padrino said...

According to this NFL.com article, Bill Belichick and Urban Meyer have developed "an extremely close relationship" and are engaged in a "mutual admiration society."

skull and bones?

blue said...

so in other words, Belicheck is sleeping with Urban Meyer's wife

ToddPacker said...

"so in other words, Belicheck is sleeping with Urban Meyer's wife"

funny, i wonder if bill uses cameras in the bedroom, too

tem said...

maybe belichek is sleeping with some cheerleaders.

blue said...

maybe he's sleeping with Erin Andrews

blue said...

Urban Meyer probably does the "Gaytor Chomp" with belicheck and cmMeyer

blue said...

maybe even Billy Donovan gets in on it

tem said...

someone told me EAs tits were getting even bigger.

tem said...

i have not seen her in a bit now.

i'm going to have to watch some more basketball.

blue said...

"someone told me EAs tits were getting even bigger."

maybe she's pregnant

tem said...

maybe belicheck knocked her up.

blue said...

sources have confirmed that EA got pregnant doing the "gaytor chomp" with belicheck and cmMeyer

blue said...

we should go start a rumor somewhere

tem said...

put it on Shamford's TSN thing.

tem said...

or if Mortensen has a webpage put it there. his shit is always wrong anyway.

tem said...

pac 10 poon is still alive?

i thought it had a good run then died.

tem said...

beth hates H.

tem said...

REM link got no play here because REM sucks.

tem said...

when's H's band going on tour?

tem said...

i wonder if i can get 33 in a row, mid day again?

tem said...

it seems unlikely.

tem said...

especially with me axing questions.

tem said...

so that satelite landed on some people right?

tem said...

some asteroid is going to be near earth. what's the story there? will i be able to see it or something?

tem said...

remember that day i started every comment with some phrase?

what phrase was that?

tem said...

i should do it again with a more complicated phrase.

tem said...

update: i think the coworker forgot the vacuum again.

ToddPacker said...

i would go see REM, if the tickets were free or cheap. i don't think i would pay more than $50 though

ToddPacker said...

end the tem-run

tem said...

if cnn.com has an article about some lady getting beat with a vacuum it wasn't me.

tem said...

tp with a block.

too little too late.

JFreak said...

i am so tired.

tem said...

is the chick from the Corrs still hot?

ToddPacker said...

used vacuum seems gross... who knows what that lady was vacuuming

Beth said...

"beth hates h"
"REM link got no play here because REM sucks"

Wow, are you specifically trying to get my attention there tem?

tem said...

"used vacuum seems gross... who knows what that lady was vacuuming"

hadn't thought like this.

i might reevaluate accepting this vacuum.

blue said...

"pac 10 poon is still alive?"

yeah, i post something whenever the mood strikes..or somebody sends me a good picture

tem said...

maybe beth.

Beth said...

"maybe beth"

If so, it worked.

JFreak said...

this site links to pac-10 poon.

ToddPacker said...

i have write a report on a math-related topic... maybe i should give teej a call

ToddPacker said...

beth, do you still have teej's number

tem said...

then i am a winner beth.

tem said...

TP is doing his kids homework?

that is what cmtp is for.

tem said...

some chick that looked eerily like Vanna White just walked by my office.

blue said...

is this freak's blog?

tem said...

i should go investigate this.

ToddPacker said...

"TP is doing his kids homework?"

it's not homework, it's workwork

ToddPacker said...

"some chick that looked eerily like Vanna White just walked by my office."


ask her for an "L"

tem said...

ok it was not vanna.

but it could be her younger slightly heavier less attractive sister.

tem said...

but still, looks a lot like vanna.

i axed her where pat was.

blue said...

you'd like to buy a vowel please

tem said...

then she'd slap me and say i was trying to buy her like a hooker.

then i'd get fired.

blue is trying to get me fired.

thanks.

Beth said...

"beth, do you still have teej's number'

Nah, I threw it in the trash at the 7-11 when he left me there.

tem said...

hilarity

blue said...

the job market is tough, if you can't stand the heat, then do something

Keith S said...

"i think i'm going to buy tickets to round 1 and 2 of the ncaa tourney here in tampa"

I got into a lottery here for Sweet 16 tix this year. I never get selected for those, though.

tem said...

i am hungry now, but hungry time ain't yet.

ToddPacker said...

someone brought in cake... i dropped a "tem likes free cake" comment... nothing but blank stares

tem said...

beth a friend of mine is working in ATL, it's ok if i tell him you'll show him a good time right?

tem said...

they should know who tem is.

ToddPacker said...

is tem's friend a lawyer?

tem said...

no, but he has his MBA. that should get him to second base.

tem said...

that was 100

blue said...

I thought it was Tem today instead of tem

ToddPacker said...

i'm thinking beth might let him stretch it into a triple

tem said...

he took some law classes.

tem said...

i think i usually use lower case.

it makes me feel less bad for talking in the third person.

tem said...

using the capital T just makes it seem worse.

Beth said...

"beth a friend of mine is working in ATL, it's ok if i tell him you'll show him a good time right?"

What's in it for me? :-)

tem said...

you can steal his money.

tem said...

likewise i could have said "his penis"

Keith S said...

"What's in it for me? :-)"

Probably Tem's friend

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I nothing to say

JFreak said...

keep it that way.

Keith S said...

Is Lost on Thursday's this season?

ToddPacker said...

did tem have anything to do with this?

JFreak said...

"Is Lost on Thursday's this season?"

yes.

ToddPacker said...

"Is Lost on Thursday's this season?"

no clue, i thought the new one was on this wed.

Beth said...

"you can steal his money"

I could probably do that without showing him a good time first.

ToddPacker said...

i guess freak knows... and knowing is knowledge

Keith S said...

I used to go to those ECHL games when I lived in C-bus. They were pretty fun, nothing but fights.

ToddPacker said...

i guess the one on Wed is a re-cap show

Keith S said...

Beth Airlines?

ToddPacker said...

"In addition, any fan wearing University of Michigan apparel "will be charged double in order to help Rodriguez pay his $4 million buyout to WVU,"


funny

tem said...

wheeling had/has and ECHL team.

good times.

tem said...

oh the link it from wheeling. that is where tem is from.

ToddPacker said...

"Beth Airlines?"

beth-lingus

tem said...

"In addition, any fan wearing University of Michigan apparel "will be charged double in order to help Rodriguez pay his $4 million buyout to WVU," according to the Nailers' news release announcing the promotion."


hahahahahahahaha

tem said...

oh like a late i2i.

Keith S said...

I know you all care

Keith S said...

Good God, these commercials were stoopid.

ToddPacker said...

did tem live on wheeling island?

JFreak said...

"His eight-month battle to survive captured the hearts of people across the globe."

fuck barbaro.

ToddPacker said...

barbaro = CoLoV

tem said...

no, but i have been there a lot.

not to the dog track or casino though.

casino is new. was not there when tem was there.

i spent some time at the roller rink that used to be next to the dog track.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue, new ptp makes me feel really dirty.

blue said...

barbaro is glue

blue said...

sorry meiz

tem said...

dirty is bad?

Beth said...

"Blue, new ptp makes me feel really dirty"

Is that a complaint or a compliment?

ToddPacker said...

"Blue, new ptp makes me feel really dirty"

yeah, that's illegal

Beth said...

Uh oh, now I'm i2i with tem/Tem.

tem said...

illegal? i want to see, but have to wait until after work.

tem said...

i2i is an improvment for us beth.

usually it is i to crotch.

tem said...

or maybe it isn't an improvment.

tem said...

and now i go to lunch.

Keith S said...

"Blue, new ptp makes me feel really dirty"

You'd probably be ok with it if they had light sabers.

ToddPacker said...

tem has been sitting on that i2i joke.... well done

Beth said...

"or maybe it isn't an improvment"

Yeah, no matter whose eye and whose crotch it is, I'm on the losing end of that deal...

blue said...

is beth calling herself a loser?

El Padrino said...

giants are in the super bowl

Beth said...

Hey, somebody has to do it since teej and the quitter aren't here. :-)

Keith S said...

So just happy to be there, huh EP?

El Padrino said...

this santana stuff is makin me nervous

El Padrino said...

no i was just reminding you guys
tps has me in a coma

blue said...

did they already have media day?

iamunstoppable said...

building a statue for a zorse.

keep the money away from old, white people.

iamunstoppable said...

fresh out of ma' coma

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

There's a new breed of moron that's beginning to surface. I see it everyday. Idiocracy, here we come.

iamunstoppable said...

this 'Umbrella' song.. should i be happy that ive never heard it?

blue said...

"There's a new breed of moron that's beginning to surface. I see it everyday."

quit looking in the mirror then

iamunstoppable said...

ohhhhhhhhhhh BURN!!!!!!1111

iamunstoppable said...

deekie, if youre having trouble breathing, u might wanna remove Blew's nuts from yo fayce, maaaan.

iamunstoppable said...

what did the 5 fingers say to the face?

iamunstoppable said...

slappabitch Z

iamunstoppable said...

Get into the groove, cause youve got to prove your love to me..

blue said...

now i'm gonna have that song stuck in my head

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't look in the mirror.

El Padrino said...

The city of Boston is already planning a victory parade.


nice, it keeps getting better and better

first 19-0 shirts
then the 19-0 collective boston globe magazine and now this

Keith S said...

How about Plastico saying NYG WRs are better than the Pats WRs

El Padrino said...

he didnt say that
read the article's not the headlines

El Padrino said...

he DID say the giants would win 23-17 though

that i cannot deny
but he is no tshirt co or major newspaper or a CITY

Jugdish said...

How do you feel about that prediction?

Jugdish said...

Have the Pats scored under 20 points in any game this season?

Jugdish said...

Giants will have to score at least 30 points to win the game.

Jugdish said...

and no turnovers

Jugdish said...

prediction Z

Jugdish said...

Burress probably needs to shut up and just be a boring interview for the rest of the week though.

El Padrino said...

i dont think the score is accurate but i think the result is perfect

Tyler said...

If you're a documentary film maker, all you have to do is get Morgan Freeman to do the voice over and then wait for the oscar nominations. It's science.

Jugdish said...

Keef....why don't you go down to radio row and yell something really loud behind Jim Rome so we can hear you.

El Padrino said...

keef will you be going to any bars to see f you can see any of the players?

Tyler said...

How does H do a ctrl-f search for himself? I guess he has to read every comment to see if he's mentioned. That would take awhile on those 1000 comment days.

tem said...

"Yeah, no matter whose eye and whose crotch it is, I'm on the losing end of that deal..."

no, one way you would be a winner.

tem said...

"I don't look in the mirror."

but you take your picture in it.

tem said...

ctrl fing for h would take a long time.

Jugdish said...

H

Steve said...

"How does H do a ctrl-f search for himself?"

instead of searching for "H" he searches for "H said..."




------------------------------


Fuck You, Tom Brady...

tem said...

H said...

Spaceman Spiff said...

'instead of searching for "H" he searches for "H said..."'

he was referring to H searching for comments he was mentioned in not what comments he said himself

Jugdish said...

He also does searches on "debt", and "gloat", and "rock".

blue said...

"Have the Pats scored under 20 points in any game this season?"

no

iamunstoppable said...

"naked roommate"

blue said...

aitch

Keith S said...

"Keef....why don't you go down to radio row and yell something really loud behind Jim Rome so we can hear you."

The stadium is about an hour from where I live. It's in the middle of nowhere

Keith S said...

"keef will you be going to any bars to see f you can see any of the players?"

No. I'm not Beth.

Jugdish said...

sounds like a nice, long lunch break

Keith S said...

On this day in 1989...
Mark O'Meara won the National Pro-Am title at Pebble Beach, Calif. O'Meara will win this championship four times during his professional golfing career.

blue said...

WVU math, $1.5M = $4M

El Padrino said...

Belichick just said he doesn't speak Spanish. That's a very Ron Burgundy answer.

Keith S said...

"sounds like a nice, long lunch break"

Maybe. If I didn't start work at 11

Steve said...

oh shit.

i just read that Hilly Clinton is pulling for the Giants!!!

Now what am I supposed to do...

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