Thursday, January 24, 2008

Maybe someday I'll really post.

Minesweeper: The Movie







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Keith S said...

"There are UFC fight on Spike tonight."

Thanks Tyfast

Keith S said...

I kinda wish I had naked Eli right now

Keith S said...

That 3rd video is kinda funny

Keith S said...

The feds can't find Knoblauch to subpoena him.
Hilarity.

Keith S said...

Maybe he's with that Marine in Mexico

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Well at least the 1st video doesn't completely block the scoreboard

Keith S said...

This golf game is pissing me off

Keith S said...

Much like the real thing

blue said...

the suns lost to the t-wolves..



ahahhahahahahahahahaha

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Keith S said...

Chris Bosh is an ugly dude

blue said...

the suns have now lost to Minnesota twice...28% of the t-wolves wins have come against the suns..

ahahahahaha

lucky for the suns, the t-wolves won't make the playoffs

blue said...

stupid golf game

blue said...

using the pro-style clubs is more difficult, but are much more accurate

Keith S said...

Much more difficult is an understatement. I can't get under 300

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Why is my interwebs so fucking slow?

JFreak said...

"Why is my interwebs so fucking slow?"

the tubes are full.

JFreak said...

"Why are you here?"

"Because I'm bored."

"Don't you ever forget that."

Keith S said...

I can't hit the green twice in a row w/ the pro style clubs

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My browser sucks

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm know for the flip of that coke-a-ina

Keith S said...

If this is an emergency, call Michelle Tanner

Beth said...

Keith, in LovAD you said "Anyone watch Lost? Someone who "died" in the season finale last year will be back at the beginning of this season"

I'm a definite Lost fan - where'd you hear this?

Beth said...

And also from LovAD, congrats to blue on figuring out that "fmkod = beth and fmbeth = kod".

Which makes it a little strange I guess when I say CONGRATS! to kod.

ToddPacker said...

re: Lost

lots of flashbacks in that show, so someone coming back to the show after they died doesn't seem too crazy

ToddPacker said...

congrats to kod... i hope he doesn't leave in the fall though

ToddPacker said...

another road win for uf last night

ToddPacker said...

rev getting rev was nice

ToddPacker said...

drunk dirk pic was funny, meiz

ToddPacker said...

nice natty run

ToddPacker said...

blocked on all videos

ToddPacker said...

i wonder what the natty streak is?

ToddPacker said...

duncle was good CoLoV

ToddPacker said...

i think i might go see cloverfield this weekend

tem said...

8

tem said...

10 now it seems.

tem said...

good work.

add it to the resume.

ToddPacker said...

"add it to the resume."

done

tem said...

from the heath ledger crap.

"At 1 p.m., she went to his bedroom to change a light bulb, and saw Ledger sleeping naked, lying face down in the bed with the sheets pulled up to his shoulders"

Now I am no Perry Mason, but how the fuck did she know he was naked if the sheets were up to his shoulders?

Beth said...

Clearly she peeked.

ToddPacker said...

see-through sheets?

tem said...

yeah i am sure heath ledger is sleeping on $10 see through sheets.


he is probably sleeping on 1,000,000 count cotton sheets.

tem said...

also changing a lightbulb?

wft? nfw.

Beth said...

EGYPTIAN cotton sheets you mean.

Not sure what they are but I think they're supposed to be classy. :-)

tem said...

well of course egyptian cotton.

there is another kind?

iamunstoppable said...

freak's post is a giant blank spot. nice.

Beth said...

Well for me, the "other kind" is whatever's on sale at Target in a pattern I like.

Right now I have Hannah Montana sheets.

(s)

El Padrino said...

you ruined the sidebar

El Padrino said...

this post is terrible

ToddPacker said...

since i watched the gator game with my son last night, i have to watch 2 episodes of hannah montana with my daughter tonight... can't wait to get home

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

1st comment

tem said...

don't harass freak. he will just take it out on innocent socks.

tem said...

sock jokes are fun.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Nice. I've moved into 3rd in my $$ FNBA league.

tem said...

does third pay cash?

Beth said...

"i have to watch 2 episodes of hannah montana with my daughter tonight"

TP may be posting on LovAD tonight while still at work.

H said...

good morning all.

ToddPacker said...

"TP may be posting on LovAD tonight while still at work."

not a bad idea

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"does third pay cash?"

Yes. Not sure what, but it's more than the entry fee. And 1st & 2nd in each category gets money too.

I'm in decent shape.

H said...

cash prizes are always a good thing

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

aitch

The Rev said...

Ugh!

tem said...

tem likes cash.

Beth said...

H, good to see you on regularly during the day but I'm curious about what changed. Change of job duties or you just care about your job less now? :-)

Beth said...

Daytime rev???

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just love how people try to walk me through transactions.

No, you're right asshole. I have no clue how this whole process works. Dumbfuck.

The Rev said...

Called out sick.

Stuck at home.

The Rev said...

Anyone see this video yet?

Apologies if it has been posted before. I just watched it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Daytime Rev never lasts.

JFreak said...

the post is beautiful.

Beth said...

So is it a real sick day Rev or more a mental health day?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

And the dumb fucking people that think I'm the one that actually outfits the drivers...Are you that much of an idiot.

The Rev said...

Real sick day.

Hacking up a lung over here.

ToddPacker said...

rev might have been out too late celebrating his 'rev-comment' last night

The Rev said...

I should have posted today.

Beth said...

Now I see why you're first comment was just "ugh".

ToddPacker said...

"I should have posted today."

not too late to add to freaks post

Beth said...

And I love how Deke just keeps preaching hate even with no LOV response. :-)

H said...

Beth, still care, just finding more time to post. Plus I kinda missed you guys.

semi (s)

ToddPacker said...

hate is good

The Rev said...

I'm OK now that I get to sit at home, not talk, and do nothing.

If I worked today, I'd have been miserable. Talking all day on the phone with a dry sore throat would have sucked ass.

ToddPacker said...

rev when you have a sore throat, do you use a cheese-lozenge?

ToddPacker said...

rev whatever happened to the pod-casts?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

God damn. I fucking hate old people.

JFreak said...

"rev when you have a sore throat, do you use a cheese-lozenge?"

in honor of aitch.

lol

Keith S said...

'I'm a definite Lost fan - where'd you hear this?"

Last night I was at work and I didn't know what time the UFC started here so I went to TVGuide.com to look it up and they had something about Lost

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Morons!

I just want to lean over the counter and slam their faces into it.

The Rev said...

Cheese lozenge...

that reminds me. I haven't even ate breakfast yet.

Podcasts... I want to do them again. Last year was just too crazy.

Beth said...

I wonder if one day there will be an unusually nice Deke like there was an unusually nice Tem yesterday.

Nah, it'll never happen.

ToddPacker said...

meiz should drink at work

Keith S said...

newmeiz won't be nice, he'll be the one that doesn't shit one day

ToddPacker said...

"that reminds me. I haven't even ate breakfast yet."

right now, pancakes are getting wrecked in the philly area

Keith S said...

"that reminds me. I haven't even ate breakfast yet."


FiRsT.tImE.eVaR!!!

ToddPacker said...

i think i managed to make my golf picks this week

Keith S said...

Arnie Palmer, Sam Snead, Byron Nelson, Babe Didrikson Zaharias

H said...

admit it beth, you missed me too!

LOL

(for freak)

tem said...

i think i am winning golf.

tem said...

i missed h and his rock in roll style.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

If I drank at work, bad things would happen. I'd land myself in the clink.

Keith S said...

99

Keith S said...

100

Beth said...

"admit it beth, you missed me too!"

Hey, every blog needs a rock star, and with Teej gone... :-)

The Rev said...

I'm going out to get some drugs.

H said...

what I need to do now is go on tour to your cities!

Keith S said...

"I'm going out to get some drugs."

When I would give my dog a pill, I had to put it in a piece of cheese for him to eat it. Do you do that?

tem said...

cheese jokes > sock jokes.

Steve said...

Religious people are all fucked up in the head.


--------------------------------

Fuck You, Tom Brady!!

The Rev said...

I don't do that.

It ruins a good piece of cheese.

Keith S said...

That Shirley Phelps is a fucking moron. She is on Adam Carolla all of the time and he just fucks with her.

Beth said...

From Steve's article: "Fox News’ John Gibson on Jan. 22 opened his radio show with funeral music and mocked a signature line from “Brokeback,” saying, “Well, he found out how to quit you.”

Blue's working for Fox News now?

Keith S said...

The only compelling reason to ignore Westboro Baptist’s reprehensible intentions is that highlighting the vast inappropriateness of their thoughts and actions only brings the church more publicity.


Then why the hell are you writing an article about it?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'm going out to get some drugs."

Get me some, too.

ToddPacker said...

yeah, she's been on stern before... she almost seems too dumb, like it's an act

iamunstoppable said...

Ledger story: damn, some people just have rotten fucking souls.

Keith S said...

"she almost seems too dumb, like it's an act"

It gets her on the radio. No way she's legit

tem said...

heath ledger jokes are OK.

i am HUNGRY.

Steve said...

I should go to his funeral with a water hose, some mase and a stun gun.

H said...

hey does anyone know the most recent rules about giving blood if you've had a recent tattoo? I know is used to be 12 months, but someone is telling me they've changed that. I looked on the red cross site and they say the rules may have been revised in the last year. Just curious if anyone knows.

My friend is in desperate need of blood and I want to donate, but I don't know if I can.

Steve said...

*mace



I enjoy a good gay joke as much as the next guy tem, but to protest a funeral? What kinda sicko does that? HE'S NOT EVEN GAY!!!!!


I take that back, i'm gonna wait for someone in that congragation to die. Then i'm gonna go to their funeral with picket signs and make an ass of myself.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"cheese jokes > sock jokes."


Woah. I don't know about that. Sock jokes are hilarious.

Keith S said...

steve
This is the same chick that protests all the funerals of the troops who die in Iraq. She's a wacko

Beth said...

"cheese jokes > sock jokes."
"Woah. I don't know about that. Sock jokes are hilarious"

Actually, twss jokes >> than both.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I was watching the Bill Mahr show last night. Wow, Republicans are fucking retarded. I mean just plain old don't have a fucking clue kind of retarded.

iamunstoppable said...

steve, make sure u save a piece of posterboard for me.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

People that struggle with carrying a 15-20lb box are pathetic.

I lead the league in not opening the door for people. I get pleasure out of watching them struggle.

Spaceman Spiff said...

H,
12 months if you got a tattoo in a state that does not regulate the tattoo parlors. No wait if it was in a state regulated place.

H said...

thanks, spiff. I actually just found it myself. Unfortunately, I can't donate. Even though I watched the guy unwrap everything he used and I know it's all sterile, they still won't let me. :-(

El Padrino said...

you tattooed Brady on your belly?

El Padrino said...

nice work deke

H said...

I am getting a bunch of my friends to go though, so I guess I'm not completely useless...

H said...

nah, EP, I got Eli on my ass...

El Padrino said...

Just like me!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I could never donate blood. I'd pass the fuck out.

Beth said...

"I got Eli on my ass..."

twhs

Beth said...

Iam, tell your mayor to keep it in his pants.

ToddPacker said...

"I was watching the Bill Mahr show last night."

i like the bill maher show

ToddPacker said...

i'm hungry

El Padrino said...

of course he was married

ToddPacker said...

espn ♥s tiger

Spaceman Spiff said...

pass out why , the blood or the needle

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think I'm gonna DQ something different for lunch today.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"pass out why , the blood or the needle"

Both.

Spaceman Spiff said...

what happens if youre boxing and one of you starts bleeding a lot from a broken nose or cut, would you pass out

iamunstoppable said...

nice non-door work, deekie.

kwame.. keepin it gangsta

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"what happens if youre boxing and one of you starts bleeding a lot from a broken nose or cut, would you pass out"

Great point.

H said...

I'm thinking Taco Bell for lunch. Thoughts?

iamunstoppable said...

thinking the same thing, H

iamunstoppable said...

and might i suggest chicken supreme chalupas.

H said...

eh, not a fan of chicken. Chalupas need to be either beef or steak, and preferably baja style.

blue said...

I'm surprised Boston doesn't have Clam Chalupas

blue said...

and heath ledger jokes are funny


how fucking dumb do you have to be to "accidentally" OD on prescription meds?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Go away, people.

blue said...

and for all i know dude could have been a saint, but his legacy will be "played a gay cowboy, and OD'd on sleeping pills"

El Padrino said...

why did the message lady call Mary Kate Olsen?

blue said...

it was her apartment

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"eh, not a fan of chicken."

Are you serious? Who doesn't like chicken?

Spaceman Spiff said...

i dont like taco bell's chicken anything

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont think he OD'd, just mixed meds which was already a bad decision but also made fatally worse by his pneumonia

Steve said...

has anybody seen that video of Jerry O'Connel making fun of Tom Cruise?

Priceless.

Spaceman Spiff said...

that video is fucking hilarious, especially his laughing

El Padrino said...

link

Keith S said...

On this day in 1982...
The San Francisco 49ers defeated the Cincinnati Bengals, 26-21, in Super Bowl XVI(16 to the layperson). The game's Most Valuable Player was quarterback Joe Montana, who won the award three times while leading the 49ers to four championships.

blue said...

yeah, Vern is hilarious

Steve said...

Tom Cruise Spoof

Keith S said...

Troofs

tem said...

i just watched the vid e os

they were good.

i did not watch the colts one though.

H said...

""eh, not a fan of chicken."

Are you serious? Who doesn't like chicken?"

Sorry, I guess I should have been more specific and/or dumbed it down for you deke. I meant I don't like chicken chalupas. moreover, not a fan of Taco Bell's chicken. But I do like chicken thanks.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"and he said...........'the aristocrats'"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Vern is fat

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"and he said...........'the aristocrats'"

*snaps fingers*

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Troofs

Keith S said...

""and he said...........'the aristocrats'"

*snaps fingers*"


Huh?

El Padrino said...

troofs were good cept for when he said simmons is his favorite sports columnist

blue said...

maniac

blue said...

at least he didn't say his favorite was shamford...or bojangles, i mean scoop.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i have just started watching lost, almost done with season 1, trying to catch up for the 31st. 3 major observations so far:
1. great show
2. i'd fuck the korean bitch, sun(respectfully)
3. i'd fuck the worthless blonde, shannon(all the while degrading her, nasty-fying her) she's such a dirty slut

Spaceman Spiff said...

when did it become popular to pick the giants to win(unless your an actual giants fan)

El Padrino said...

YES!

tax rebate

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Nice. Cruel Summer on the radio.

Keith S said...

"shannon"

Hot

El Padrino said...

lost seems retarded

iamunstoppable said...

fat dude still aint lost a pound.

Keith S said...

You know what? You're retarded

Keith S said...

Pats 378
Giants 6

Keith S said...

The fat guy eats all the people that die

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, thought the same thing, as you can tell from me barely starting to watch now while the show is already starting its 4th season, but its great. you may feel differently as you hate network tv. I liked 24, so i guess im just capable of getting into these kinds of shows

El Padrino said...

that's what i heard

Spaceman Spiff said...

i also started watching 24 really late, watched all the dvds rigt before the 4th or 5th season started. Im always initially against them then just start. same with 'Heroes', havenet watched 1 second of that show

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"""and he said...........'the aristocrats'"

*snaps fingers*"


Huh?"



Inside Joke

El Padrino said...

maybe

Spaceman Spiff said...

i would have killed the fat guy, fa sho

ToddPacker said...

"lost seems retarded"


lost is good

El Padrino said...

just cant stand network tv, cept for 2 or 3 shows

El Padrino said...

24 bothered me because how can all that shit happen in one fucking day

Keith S said...

If you're watching TV expecting it to be realistic, you will probably be disappointed.

JFreak said...

Why are these mines even here?

blue said...

freak is that guy who laughs at his own jokes

El Padrino said...

"If you're watching TV expecting it to be realistic, you will probably be disappointed."

no i dont but 24 was extreme

El Padrino said...

that show last night was dumb
they take too long to answer the questions and it seems rigged

i wont watch it again

El Padrino said...

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El Padrino said...

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