Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Make today the day it was destined to be!

Good morning, good people.

Lastly, this Rich Rod thang has gots ta go. There is no way all the hype and extra attention/BS is gonna be worth it. I am seriously not expecting UM to accrue more than 8 wins in the next 3 seasons. I hope I am wrong, but let's be honest.. usually I'm not.

The Pacers have a large contigent of whities on their team. And now they have a lineup of 3-2 in favor of the crackers. Travis Diener is running point. I am guessing on how to spell that last name cause I've never heard of this bitch.. but all you have to know is that he is really small and looks like somebody brought their little brother to pickup ball. Whatever happened to that Sauranis Joe Juravisciousnessly dude? Forget it, I don't care anymore. Mike Dunleavy is acting like he's gonna do the Jordan Shrug here any second. Dude, no. Just stop with the "let it fly and start back down court". You're doing nice right now, but you ain't that nice.

Since I always suck ass in the mornings (and occasionally on the weekends if the pay is right) I figured I would get a small head start by doing it in the evening whilst watching the hoopsketball. However, this sucks and I am now going to go do something better. Like... nothing. Or anything. I gotta go feed the baby. Wifey will be home soon and she hates it if I'm pretending to be a sports blogger and not tending to my home duties. Ok, it's officially time, cause it's halftime and I just switched channels and American Idol is on and they showed some fat bitch laughing like a hyena. That is all I need to show me I should back away from the TV altogether. Oh wait, there's a little girl rapping about about how drugs are bad. She desires a drug-free partnership for America. Fuck you, bitch.

Speaking of fooking... if you're cheating, this next bitch'll find out. Make sure to watch this when you get home. Get out your ghetto side and feel her flow. Riskay, the Drama Queen... featuring such hits as 'When the Drawls Drop', 'You Ain't Shit' and the video below.. 'Smell Yo Dick'. Make sure you listen to it now so when it bumps in the club you can sing along from the start. Don't bandwagon.



and... http://www.myspace.com/riskaydramaqueen

A bunch of other stuff happened too, but I wasn't watching. Although did somebody die? On Mike & Mike I caught them saying "tragedy" and "Bob Ryan", so I am going to assume the worst and start the rumors whether they're true or not. I look at it this way, I'm either breaking news or making news. Either way is fine by me.

Somethingsomethingsomething...

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Steve said...

Worthy Of The First Post



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Fuck You, Tom Brady!!

Steve said...

That song is hilarious!!

Is it for real? Or some kind of joke?

Steve said...

Looks like i'm rolln` solo this morning.

Steve said...

uncontested z

Steve said...

Sometimes I like to think thoughts.

Steve said...

I don't like the new Bill Maher format. It too much like any typical late night talk show now.

blue said...

early morning steve...he must be back on the coffee

Steve said...

I don't really have the time or the patience to run this show on my own, but I'm gonna hang in there...it will be my greatest achievement.

Steve said...

ahhh, i may stop now

blue said...

i'm surprised that steve hasn't been discussing how good Duke is this year

Steve said...

Blue, I've learned Duke talk is pointless with non Dukies. It's nothing personal, we're just better than ya'll.

[s]

blue said...

i ruined the emSteve run

El Padrino said...

bobo ryan's kid killed himself

El Padrino said...

i dont like bob ryan

El Padrino said...

awesome, medical marijauana

i almost hope i get glucoma

Steve said...

my buddy is getting married, i'm in the wedding. Just found out how much the damn tux is gonna be...$300.00

Retarted...his wife is a bitch.

Steve said...

"i almost hope i get glucoma"


seriously, how bad could it be.

blue said...

$300 for a tux? geez

Steve said...

yea man, I guess it's got all the bells and whistles. She's always had a "fancy" taste.

El Padrino said...

fancy, does it come with tails and a fucking feather fedora

jesus

Steve said...

not being a married guy, maybe i don't understand. but i'd much rather have a cheap ass wedding and spend the extra money on the honeymoon.

ToddPacker said...

steve make sure you get good and loaded in that tux, then throw up all over it.

Steve said...

"fancy, does it come with tails and a fucking feather fedora"

lol. knowing her it's probably not much more than the brand name.

i guess it's cool, she's just cutting into her wedding present money. and buy that, i mean she's not getting shit.

Steve said...

haha tp, i don't know about that. if it's 300 to rent, i don't want to think about how much it would cost to buy it, i'd might have to sell my car or something.

ToddPacker said...

good point, steve

blue said...

"but i'd much rather have a cheap ass wedding and spend the extra money on the honeymoon"

yeah, it's not really your decision, it's hers

ToddPacker said...

"yeah, it's not really your decision, it's hers"

another good point

Beth said...

""yeah, it's not really your decision, it's hers"

This advice is good for just about everything in life, not just weddings.

Steve said...

that's true blue. when i descide to get married, i just need head down to the ghetto and get some chick living in poverty. Buy her a Big Mac` and 40 and we're all set.

Jugdish said...

I heard on the radio this morning that there is a monastery about 3 miles from Glendale renting rooms for $250 a night. elp...might want to look into that.

Steve said...

her baby's daddy won't be invited though...that asshole

ToddPacker said...

did steve just admit that he wants to be a duncle?

Steve said...

duncle?

tem said...

hot orphan, still #1 on the list for me.

tem said...

iams post cheered me up.

i was sad today.

tem said...

duncle is a west virginian term for dad / uncle.

tp is misusing it in your case.

you'd just be the sugar daddy who gets half his money stolen by some whore.

El Padrino said...

fucking women and these weddings
they are nuts when it comes to that shit

nuts

tem said...

rev got a car i have never heard of.

a nissan velveeta or something.

tem said...

tmwt

El Padrino said...

for me it's abotut three things

food/open bar, gotta have good food and open bar is king-- fucking cash bars are miserable

music, no party is a party without good music

and the vacation
honeymoon, go all out

Jugdish said...

nissan velvetta = good stuff

Its a roller skate

tem said...

did meiz make it through yesterday?

Beth said...

"and the vacation honeymoon, go all out"

EP, where'd you and cmEP go?

Jugdish said...

Cabo with Eli Manning and his woman.

El Padrino said...

jug that was funny

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

c-c-c-c-c-cold outside

El Padrino said...

Sandals in Jamaica

went with the 2nd nbest room in the whole place

we had a butler

ToddPacker said...

"tp is misusing it in your case."


i apologize

ToddPacker said...

"sandals"

all inclusive?

Jugdish said...

I've heard good things about sandals.

tem said...

it has warmed up in ohio.

it might be almost 35.

Jugdish said...

Did you make the butler call you "Master William" so you could feel like the Fresh Prince?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have never experienced the open bar wedding. Sabrina's wedding had it for like 2 hours. The tab wound up being like 7-8 grand.

ToddPacker said...

"we had a butler"

albert or mr. belvedere

JFreak said...

I'm fine with it being 9 degrees and all, but why did it have to toy with us and be 50 yesterday?

Jugdish said...

Open bar is not the best idea when you are paying for it maybe huh?

We had wine and keg beer at our reception...it worked out pretty well.

El Padrino said...

All inclusive yes
the food was off the hook
and sandals is top notch jug

top notch

Jugdish said...

All inclusive means alcohol too right? All you can handle?

Beth said...

Honeymoon in Jamaica, no wonder EP was excited about Steve's first linked article...

Yeah mon.

El Padrino said...

the butler was nice, i didnt know how to use him properly so i basically gave him like $50 and was like just make sure my clothes are ironed and you can scram

he did hook me up with a nice dinner on the balcony, made the place look like a 5 star restaurant
i was impressed

El Padrino said...

dude all you can eat, drink

top shelf shit too
nothing is off the lsit

dinners included
crabs, lobsters, shrimp, steak, lamb, goat, etc.

they had a pastry shop with pastries and ice cream, they had 7 restaurants, they had like 4 or 5 bars, and at night they would roll out bar carts and sever you drinks as you wandered

it was phenominal

tem said...

tmhmt

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm going the no liquor route for a little while. Give my gizzards a rest.

Beth said...

Being from NY, (part) Italian and with that room, I'm sure they all thought you were "connected" EP.

Beth said...

"TMWT"
"TMHMT"

Tem, do you have a short attention span today or is it more that certain subjects make you uncomfortable? :-)

tem said...

yeah beth because all italian new yorkers are mobsters.

bethitler.

El Padrino said...

"Elegant suites on the first through third floors of the Dutch and Italian Villages. Featuring separate living room, large patio or balcony. Featuring our exclusive Suite Concierge Service and Butler Service."

said room

El Padrino said...

those jamaicans loved me
were kissing my pinky ring and everything












S

tem said...

tmatq

El Padrino said...

"I'm going the no liquor route for a little while. Give my gizzards a rest."


I advise against this.

Beth said...

"yeah beth because all italian new yorkers are mobsters.
bethitler."

Hey, I said THEY probably thought EP was connected.

Personally, I already know he's connected.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I advise against this."

I'm growing concerned for my health. I think my shit's fucked up.

Beth said...

"tmatq"

OK, this one confused me.

Jugdish said...

What was the poop count from yesterday...did the record fall?

tem said...

that's what the report says meiz. your shit's fucked up.

tem said...

tmatq = too much asking tem questions

Jugdish said...

If you're going to be boxing, you can't have fucked up shit.

Beth said...

"tmatq = too much asking tem questions"

Why is that tem?
Are you hiding something?
Are you ashamed about something?
Are you in the witness protection program?
Are you really Zeke in disguise?

See what I did there? :-)

El Padrino said...

ok deke but let me just say this is the beginning of like a couple of conversations that end up with your gay

there oh i stopped drinkin
and oh man i stopped talking women and then oh i think i kissed a dude then like oh shit im gay

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"What was the poop count from yesterday...did the record fall?"

I think I tied it. It would have fallen if I did 24 hr time periods.

El Padrino said...

*your being gay

tem said...

i saw.

pass
no
no
no
no

blue said...

"see what i did there" is always good

tem said...

i don't get the leap from not drinkin to not talking to women.

Jugdish said...

He didn't say he was going to stop drinking all together...just liquor. There is still beer.

Jugdish said...

i don't get the leap from not drinkin to not talking to women.


i2i

blue said...

"i don't get the leap from not drinkin to not talking to women."

no drinking turns men gay...i get it

blue said...

although, maybe too much drinking could be the cause of gayness.

drinking a ton every night...then you're wandering around all drunk on the streets taking pictures...then you "accidentally" kiss a guy...then you become Kod.

so damned if you do, damned if you don't, i guess

El Padrino said...

it's from 40year old virgin

remember when they were playing vid games and that conversation happened

i just inserted drinking

tem said...

hmmm, i better drink more just to be safe.

tem said...

hmm, i take that back, blue makes a good point.

blue said...

reduction in drinking makes women's bitching less tolerable, which means you're annoyed more, which leads to not talking to women

tem said...

amazingly i have seen that movie.

and vaguely remember said scene.

blue said...

know how I know you're gay...you quit drinking liquor

El Padrino said...

Said scene, which then starts the whole, you know how i know your gay talk....


No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.

Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".

Beth said...

"i don't get the leap from not drinkin to not talking to women."

I thought guys usually had to have a drink or 2 (or 5) to get the courage up to talk to a woman?

(half s, half ns)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"there oh i stopped drinkin
and oh man i stopped talking women and then oh i think i kissed a dude then like oh shit im gay"

Fair enough.

blue said...

great, now Eli is going to be in all the commercials next year

we may have a football game next season where every commercial includes one of the two mannings...what a world that will be.

El Padrino said...

beth it's true, most men need a stiff drink before the night starts

term Pre-Gamin' comes to mind

Jugdish said...

So Deke...I guess it comes down to this: Would you rather have your shit fucked up, or have your shit pushed in?

Jugdish said...

That was 100

tem said...

drinks help for sure.

but not too many.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I thought guys usually had to have a drink or 2 (or 5) to get the courage up to talk to a woman? "

I usually got bombed in order to do that.

Beth said...

"we may have a football game next season where every commercial includes one of the two mannings"

Gee, let's just hope they're all as good as the Oreo commercial.

s

tem said...

jug is back with a vengeance because H was trying to steal his era.

El Padrino said...

he was already all over local commercials here

blue said...

and then in 2 years Cooper will be in a bunch of commercials.

the mannings are like the spears or the simpsons...pimp all their kids out

Jugdish said...

Me or Eli?

blue said...

i'm surprised the tony romo singing on stage video didn't get any run yesterday

Jugdish said...

Deke is pondering my earlier question...it worries me that he is taking this long to answer.

El Padrino said...

just so you guys wont be startled when the news comes out

the deal will likely be about 24MM per year over 6 years

let's call it 6 years, 144MM

blue said...

thanks for the heads up...now we won't be startled

tem said...

i would not have been startled at all.

it would not have even registered.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Jug, I don't understand the question.

Steve said...

"Gee, let's just hope they're all as good as the Oreo commercial."


oh my god, that commercial was horrible. It's in a class of it's own, I'm amazed that people actually got paid to produce/write that.

Sad.

When i saw it, i though a much better commercial would be if there was only 1 Oreo left and the two Manning brothers had a fight to the death over it. That would have been awsome.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

GOLF PICKS

Beth said...

Deke, quit reminding people about their golf picks!

If they forget to change their golfers and get stuck with a team that isn't playing that week, it's their own fault and helps out those of us who are paying attention.

Yep, I have no shame, I'll take a win any way I can. :-)

Steve said...

Classy

El Padrino said...

thanks deke

Beth said...

See what you did there deke? Sigh.

tem said...

beth you shouldn't worry about winning.

tem said...

nothing can stop fmzeke's rage.

Beth said...

It's a looooong season Tem. Give it time.

blue said...

TWSS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Don't want people to lose interest completely.

Beth said...

"TWSS"

Yes she, meaning I, did say. :-)

tem said...

lunchtime is soon.

i am looking forward to it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Meiz is HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

what's for lunch today

i have beef stew from home

tem said...

it might be a chipolte day.

or maybe something from the local bar/grill.

tem said...

i don't have anything to bring from home except cheerios.

tem said...

and beer and liquor.

tem said...

i think i am going to take up drinking rum.

tem said...

seems like a hobby that i could enjoy.

might be too expensive of a hobby though.

El Padrino said...

rum is good

tem said...

and since I know everyone cares. VACUUM UPDATE:

i got the vacuum. put a bag in it. turned it on and it smelled like the chicks dog. it sucked up the crap on the carpet, but made my apartment smell like dog. i'll just buy a new one, lesson learned.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'll probably have something I don't want for lunch. That's the way it goes every day.

tem said...

i like rum, but usually mix it with stuff. i am going to just straight rum on the rocks.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't like rum any more

tem said...

rum hurts the gizzard?

tem said...

time for food.

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

dog hair smell is gross

ToddPacker said...

"i'll just buy a new one, lesson learned"

yeah, like i said, used vacumm = gross

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

One of our dumbest customers is her right now. she can't even mail a letter. stupid cunt.

El Padrino said...

Hit tom brady over the haed game is fun

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

17 days 'til Kods & bottoms.

blue said...

i'm rooting for the giants today

El Padrino said...

i pulled for the rockies

ToddPacker said...

"17 days 'til Kods & bottoms"

funny

blue said...

i don't dislike the giants actually...I was a big LT fan as a kid, had his posters on my wall...still remember Harry Carson putting on a "disguise" so he could douse parcells with gatorade

Steve said...

greatest.game.ever

blue said...

put that game on LOG

El Padrino said...

this didnt work well for rory

El Padrino said...

those guys were awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

great article that details how much of a deadbeat/fuckup jerramy stevens is. if you have time, entertaining read

El Padrino said...

haven't heard from spiffg in a while

a good thing

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Poulter's a knucklehead.

blue said...

well tiger doesn't win every tournament

blue said...

just most of them

El Padrino said...

he looks like a dirtbag

El Padrino said...

I;e Stevens article

Jugdish said...

...taken from a police report written by a friend's, brother's supervisor (get that?)

Anonymous RP calls to report disturbance involving several H/M subjects
with a pistol involved. N2 gets in the area and Bona locates suspects at
1301 Groesbeck. One subject flees inside apt, one subject flees on foot.
All subjects either members of or associates of Surenos gang. I jumped
up the evading subject on Finfeather and Palasota and gave chase on
foot. At this point Ofc Will Challis delivered a stunning flying tackle
on the subject which not only knocked the subject out of his shoes but
also caused instantaneous defecation. Subject taken into custody without
further incident.

Spaceman Spiff said...

" Picking up dinner for her father, Brittany Williams dies in a drive-thru. Eight-thirty on January 20th, a bullet rips through her car, killing her instantly. Police say Kyle Bormann pulled the trigger on a high-powered rifle one hundred yards up 30th Street from the Florence fast-food restaurant.

According to police booking sheets, Bormann had been drinking before the murder. Multiple sources tell Action 3 News the drinking coincided with watching the Green Bay Packers, New York Giants football game. At some point during the game, Action 3 News sources confirm Bormann became enraged with the Packers' poor play. His anger mixed with alcohol, they say, led him to leave home, go to the Florence neighborhood and randomly kill Brittany Williams."

favre, the blood is on your hands.

Spaceman Spiff said...

instantaneous defecation will now be used in my daily vocab

Steve said...

Sucks To Be You Guys

Jugdish said...

That sounds more like a Deke term.

Spaceman Spiff said...

another great story

unbelievable quality of stories so far today. this one's about a teenage chick taping herself attempting to kill her parents. (note: she sucks at murdering)

El Padrino said...

Brynne's tits look outstanding today

Steve said...

wow, that killing the parents story is creepy. i guess thoese pro-choice people gotta point.

Keith S said...

"at night they would roll out bar carts and sever you drinks as you wandered"

I would not want to go on any honeymoon where things are severed.

Keith S said...

OTD is going to be a good one today...

Keith S said...

On this day in 1999...
Michelle Akers scored the 100th international goal of her illustrious soccer career as the U.S. women's national team blanked Portugal, 6-0, in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

Keith S said...

"i'm surprised the tony romo singing on stage video didn't get any run yesterday"

Good for him, he's living it up. Hooking it up w/ all the hot famous chicks, getting hammered and singing in bars with bands that have guys with weird hair, going to Cabo during the playoffs. I'm pretty sure every one of us here would do that if we were in that position.

Keith S said...

I'll take the natty

Keith S said...

I'm going to win the golf picks for this weekend.

El Padrino said...

Voices are bad

Steve said...

"Voices are bad"


why is that? how come nobody ever hears happy voices? ya know, why can't the voice tell them bring the homeless blankets, volunteer at a food drive, etc. etc.

El Padrino said...

that's a good question

Jugdish said...

Spellman at it again

Jugdish said...

That is a good question.

Jugdish said...

We probably just don't hear about the good voices.

A voice tells someone to give a homeless guy a blanket = not news worthy

A voice tells some chick to kill her parents with scissors = news worthy

tem said...

The world is a bad, mean place.

Nice people get screwed and not in the good way.

Eventually people learn to not be nice so they don't get screwed.

JFreak said...

Good find on the Stevens article, spiff.

That dude's a total bastard.

Keith S said...

"A voice tells someone to give a homeless guy a blanket = not news worthy

A voice tells some chick to kill her parents with scissors = news worthy"

So you're saying the media only focuses on negative stories?
Interesting.


s

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sinus headache.

Boooo

Jugdish said...

I've never thought if it that way, but yeah.




s

tem said...

deke is falling apart.

should we start looking for a monday replacement now or wait?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I picked likable guys for golf this week. That way they don't get mindfucked by the folks at the 16th.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"should we start looking for a monday replacement now or wait?"

wait.

iamunstoppable said...

ya know, if that chick would've just given it up, everything woulda been okay..

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I initially had Sabattini. Had to rethink that one.

Mills said...

Sup

Mills said...

I HATE Bob Ryan. Maybe it is his giant eyebrows, but I genuinely dislike the guy.

tem said...

yay mills.

iamunstoppable said...

if u make fun of his child's suicide, it'll make u feel better.

go ahead, try it..

tem said...

i also hate him.

i wish he'd have died.

tem said...

i feel bad for the kid who had bob ryan as a dad.

that is a shitty draw in the parent lottery.

apparently worse than andy reid.

iamunstoppable said...

at least u can name drop andy reid and get some good drugs

iamunstoppable said...

stretch this mofo out

iamunstoppable said...

gimme madne22

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