Friday, January 04, 2008

flat tires suck

Nothing like playoff football.

Shit is sweet like bear meat.

Onto to it.

Skins +4 over SEATTLE. (score 24-21)
Close, close game. Tied at half time, three lead changes, tired players. Good game. Hasselback makes a throw late to Engram that seals it. It's hard to bet against the Skins right now (*puke*). They are playing inspired and hard. They fought to make it into the playoffs the old fashioned way and are playing with house money. But Seattle is hot, and hotter at home.

STILLERS +3 over Jax (score 17-16)
Footnote. Just a hunch here. Jax has owned Pitt as of late winning three straight. And they did look impressive down the stretch going 3-1 with the loss coming when they rested guys vs Houston last week. Stillers haven't played too well in awhile but I just have this gumption that they will find a way at home to pull it out. I would take the under here as well.

Giants +3 over TAMPA (score 24-10)
Not even debateable. By the time the Bucs realize they are playing a football game the Giants will be on the jet headed back to NY to prepare for Dallas. How could you rest your guys two weeks in a row? Not one but two? Gonna bite them in the ass I'm telling you.

Titans +10 over SAN DIEGO (20-16)
Chargers win but not by much. Jeff Fisher knows playoffs. This team will be ready and will play hard, real hard. Hopefully Kerry Collins plays because he clearly is the better QB for this team for this game. And this game is now. Not next year but now. I'll always like Collins from the Giant days.


Movie Quote (easy one) :
"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"

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Jugdish said...

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blue said...

and i'm off and running

Jugdish said...

There is the rev head

El Padrino said...

fucking tem with the flat tire
nice touch

Jugdish said...

look at it LOOK AT IT!

blue said...

i'm picking the home teams in all the games this weekend

El Padrino said...

then when i get in

impromptu staff meeting

now work

goodbye tcs

Jugdish said...

ahhh....faster load times.

blue said...

tem will go to unheard of depths to win the TCS

iamunstoppable said...

just touch it

blue said...

having your boyz slash EP's tire is uncalled for though Tem.

iamunstoppable said...

sorry to EP's post.. u aint gettin read, sucka

Jugdish said...

tps will be more bitchy next week.

iamunstoppable said...

gimme a recap

blue said...

i slashed a guys tires once...3 of the 4, so he would think it was random.

Jugdish said...

Actually its a great post iam, you should read it.

Twice

iamunstoppable said...

load

iamunstoppable said...

times

blue said...

EP has fallen on hard times

Jugdish said...

I think he mentions you a few times in there.

iamunstoppable said...

im like 400 down still

iamunstoppable said...

jug is lethal

iamunstoppable said...

that mofo goes for the jugular

blue said...

slash is a great guitarist

blue said...

not so great on the piano though

Jugdish said...

will tem respond?

iamunstoppable said...

that tire will cost at least 300$ in NY money

Jugdish said...

I think you are only down like 10 iam.

iamunstoppable said...

heaven let your light shine down

iamunstoppable said...

wooooooooooooah

iamunstoppable said...

come on and SHINE!

iamunstoppable said...

im gonna let it shine

iamunstoppable said...

gonna let it shine

Jugdish said...

Someone got their tires slashed?

iamunstoppable said...

heavens little light

Jugdish said...

You'll have to excuse my friend, he is a little slow!

iamunstoppable said...

shine on me

blue said...

tem is hurt...he's playing without a knee

iamunstoppable said...

oh yaaaaaay yeah

iamunstoppable said...

yeaaaaah yeah

iamunstoppable said...

come on and shine!

Jugdish said...

Now you're only down 7 iam.

iamunstoppable said...

do-do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do

iamunstoppable said...

YEAH!

Jugdish said...

Tem is out with a knee?

Jugdish said...

5

Jugdish said...

breath iam...breath

iamunstoppable said...

how do u talk to an angel?

iamunstoppable said...

jug, sleepy time

Jugdish said...

How do I compete with that?

iamunstoppable said...

go rest your head

iamunstoppable said...

save it fo layter

Jugdish said...

Good thing you were out of pocket on Wednesday

iamunstoppable said...

u dont. just give up

iamunstoppable said...

its better for all of us

iamunstoppable said...

if u just lay back and take it

Jugdish said...

I'm getting off work early today

iamunstoppable said...

ax beth, it works

iamunstoppable said...

u can even wear the Wonder Woman costume

Jugdish said...

5 minutes early

iamunstoppable said...

im working a half day today

Jugdish said...

so you have that going for you

blue said...

yeah, imagine if Iam were here wednesday

iamunstoppable said...

im in the pocket today

blue said...

TCS through last post:

Blue 449 Freak 498 -49
Iam 484 Jug 759 -275
Tem 760 EP 790 -30
Keith 588 Deke 486 102

iamunstoppable said...

at least til noon

iamunstoppable said...

flush me out of the pocket

blue said...

when you have to make up 275, you have to work hard

blue said...

or hardly work

Jugdish said...

stay in the pocket

iamunstoppable said...

275? christ on a cross!

iamunstoppable said...

jug, just let me get a taste

blue said...

jug is a valiant competitor

iamunstoppable said...

come back in a couple hours

iamunstoppable said...

i wanna know what it feels like to be within 100

blue said...

i am once again involved in the lowest scoring of all the matchups

iamunstoppable said...

tease me

iamunstoppable said...

we all know youre taking it

blue said...

my defense is phenomenal, my offense not so much

Jugdish said...

can't do it...

iamunstoppable said...

jug is so much better than me

blue said...

the first taste is free Iam...after that you start paying jug

Jugdish said...

iam...your phone is ringing

Jugdish said...

get it

iamunstoppable said...

so them whores, they lost alot of money on their trip

iamunstoppable said...

it sucked

iamunstoppable said...

although they didnt

iamunstoppable said...

which is pretty much exactly why it sucked

Jugdish said...

I know you can whip out 100 comments in 10 minutes.

iamunstoppable said...

jug is my dealer

iamunstoppable said...

or my pimp, after this

iamunstoppable said...

i feel so used

iamunstoppable said...

but it tastes so good when it hits your lips!

iamunstoppable said...

i feel dirty

iamunstoppable said...

but i like it

iamunstoppable said...

i dont enjoy washing

Jugdish said...

I split up 2 Zs

iamunstoppable said...

i am a sucker for a date that abuses me

iamunstoppable said...

100

iamunstoppable said...

now

iamunstoppable said...

whips

iamunstoppable said...

chains

iamunstoppable said...

whistles

iamunstoppable said...

yo-yo's

Jugdish said...

he is on a roll...i got nothing

iamunstoppable said...

my grandmother

iamunstoppable said...

riding by on her bicycle

Jugdish said...

foiled by the blogger error twice in a row

iamunstoppable said...

jug, just listen

iamunstoppable said...

go turn on the radio or somethin

iamunstoppable said...

listen to the screams of astronauts

iamunstoppable said...

wow, that was mean even for me

Jugdish said...

holy Z batman!

blue said...

fuck, i keep kicking the power cord and shutting off my computer.

iamunstoppable said...

that wasnt really mean as much as it was disgusting

Jugdish said...

holy error robin!

iamunstoppable said...

and pretty tacky

blue said...

holy crapoly

Jugdish said...

tps is calling your name iam...go tend to it.

blue said...

damn iam is just running amok in here

blue said...

he's treating LoV like it's beth on a friday night.

blue said...

BTW-
it's friday

blue said...

fuck my spreadsheet shut down

Jugdish said...

Sweet...i love short weeks.

Jugdish said...

actually short work weeks.

Jugdish said...

this week was still 7 days long

Jugdish said...

TCS is killing Excel too

Jugdish said...

water

iamunstoppable said...

douchebags (here)

iamunstoppable said...

those brown work boots are not appealing to me

Jugdish said...

water

iamunstoppable said...

the ones that look like youre on a construction site

iamunstoppable said...

especially when u dont look like u can swing a hammer

iamunstoppable said...

or ever have

Jugdish said...

double posts always help the cause

iamunstoppable said...

amok amok

iamunstoppable said...

double mint

Jugdish said...

slap em

iamunstoppable said...

double mint?

blue said...

Jug has the power to make weeks shorter than 7 days

blue said...

shorter than 7 days would not be good though, it would throw me all akilter

blue said...

what days do you cut out...i mean nobody likes mondays, but if you cut them out, then tuesday becomes the new monday.

Jugdish said...

I am working on an 8 day week...see how that works.

Does anyone want to name the new day?

blue said...

i think beth will be happy when the TCS is over

blue said...

she seems to have disdain for the TCS.

Jugdish said...

Beth is watching the tit

blue said...

the 8th day could be jugday

Jugdish said...

I'm glad I only bet on one bowl game...my record in the bowl pickem sucks ass.

blue said...

put jugday right between tuesday and thursday

Jugdish said...

jugday works...

iamunstoppable said...

stop whining, lady

Jugdish said...

Jugday...cool!

Jugdish said...

We could say things like...the TCS will be over 2 Jugdays from now.

Jugdish said...

i like it

blue said...

i'm only about 20 down now

iamunstoppable said...

i think i am tapped out

iamunstoppable said...

i need to force some more stuff

iamunstoppable said...

contrived and forced

Jugdish said...

Would we have to change the happy day's theme song?

iamunstoppable said...

uninteresting

blue said...

jug, have you named a star yet?

Jugdish said...

Sunday Monday Happy days

Jugdish said...

Tuesday Jugday happy days!

iamunstoppable said...

its a shame to change the song

iamunstoppable said...

but alas, it sounds so beautiful

blue said...

sunday, monday, tuesday, jugday happy days.

wednesday, thurdsay, friday happy days

saturday, not jugday...bring it on back to you.

iamunstoppable said...

what about the Carpenters.. Jugday, Jugday

Jugdish said...

not yet

iamunstoppable said...

i like beat

iamunstoppable said...

make my ass go oonce oonce oonce

blue said...

just another manic Jugday?

blue said...

could people say they had "a case of the jugdays"?

iamunstoppable said...

someone get that bitch a sandwich

Jugdish said...

Or

"Its finally Jugday!"

iamunstoppable said...

or shes gonna starve herself to death

Jugdish said...

just another manic jugday = funny!

blue said...

jugday would not be a work day though, it would break up the work week.

blue said...

so while we get the bonus of an extra day off, it doesn't create 3 day weekends

Jugdish said...

like a day off in the middle of the week...good idea.

Jugdish said...

my gas has not improved much from yesterday

Jugdish said...

iam...at some point today I will be in the bathroom for at least 20 minutes...that will be your time.

Jugdish said...

i am confident he can bust out 200 comments while I drop a deuce.

blue said...

200 comments in 20 minutes...Iam can do that

Jugdish said...

until then I will keep posting.

Jugdish said...

he is unstoppable

Jugdish said...

he can't be stopped.

blue said...

it's got to be frustrating if you care about the TCS...to fall behind.

blue said...

you can post furiously for a while and if the other guy is just posting regularly, you don't really catch up all that fast.

blue said...

i mean, it's taken me a full 2 days to get to freak, and he did all of that in one LoVAD.

blue said...

I couldn't imagine posting 1000 times in 2 days like you did last week.

blue said...

i'm carrying this boat to 200...who is with me?

blue said...

c'mon jug, jump on board

Jugdish said...

Yeah...the first day I kind of just BS'd on here. Did that the second day until iam showed up and I had to step it up some.

blue said...

200 is in sight

Jugdish said...

just trying to keep him at bay

Jugdish said...

of course if he gets on on lovad I am screwed.

blue said...

200

blue said...

200

blue said...

200

blue said...

200

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