Wednesday, January 02, 2008

The day after The Day After

Oh yeah.. Wednesday means I'm up. Son of bitch.

I got here late and just remembered I had to slop something up. So... uh, Michigan won. Florida can lick balls. Give back the Heisman. The college foosball world has a Tebow-ner. It was pretty bad all day yesterday (up until they, ya know, lost). Musburger also had a massive USC hard-on as well. If I remember correctly, he referred to them as "basically a pro franchise".

Brent, sweetie, you got a little on your chin. I wouldn't mention it, but the camera picks it up...

If you have been blinded by the east coast Celtics bias, just know that the Pistons are routinely blowing teams out nowadays. Some scores might look relatively close on paper, but trust me, most of these games are laughers. As a fan of the team that's awesome, but then it also sucks ass. Cause I'll turn the game on in the beginning of the 3rd and they're already up like 17 or 25 or some shit. Sweet.. I guess.

We're done here. Do yo thang, dirty.

GO BLUE! We won... nothing!!

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Jugdish said...

1?

Jugdish said...

YES!

Jugdish said...

Hi Zeke!

Jugdish said...

I got booted from blogger for a moment.

Jugdish said...

Z!

Jugdish said...

I like short weeks at work.

Jugdish said...

where is everyone?

Jugdish said...

iam posted...no one knew.

Jugdish said...

Too many Rev heads.

Jugdish said...

10

blue said...

bastards

Jugdish said...

It might be time to look for a new pic.

blue said...

sonuvabitch kakes.

Jugdish said...

I stumbled across this new post after I got booted from blogger and logged back on.

Keith S said...

Stop now

blue said...

I didn't believe Jug that there was a new post, and thought it was just part of his TCS trickeration.

Jugdish said...

iam is a sneaky bastard.

El Padrino said...

jus is wise

El Padrino said...

that's jug

El Padrino said...

even herbie was like yo musty slow down man

Jugdish said...

True...I had made that joke a few times in the past. Called wolf too many times.

blue said...

musberger is always that way with one of the teams when he announces.

El Padrino said...

i like when they showed the AD and musberger went on about what a good hire it was (carrol)

and how much Carool does in "bad" neighborhoods

El Padrino said...

musberger (USC) = vitale (dook)

Jugdish said...

Did Beth ever say how her boyfriend popped the question?

El Padrino said...

mich game was awesome

as i said yesterday

up yours packer

blue said...

did anyone see Will Farrell arguing with a rose bowl official about his sideline passes?

El Padrino said...

yeah jug, she was on top

Keith S said...

Musberger is like that when he does OSU games too. It's annoying

El Padrino said...

yeah blue that was hilarious

Keith S said...

I remember when Katzenmoyer was at OSU. Musberger was in love with him.

El Padrino said...

keef, did we officially make a bet on the lsu/osu game?

blue said...

"Did Beth ever say how her boyfriend popped the question?

it was a great story that included a midget, a bucket of ice, a nine iron, and a ring.

Keith S said...

So, um, I used to drink beers with this guy.

He used to be engaged to my buddy's cousin. Crazy shit.

tem said...

a ring of fire.

Keith S said...

"keef, did we officially make a bet on the lsu/osu game?"

Yeah, 1 day, name & pic, must be SFW. I've got OSU straight up.

El Padrino said...

good thing he didnt kill you then

El Padrino said...

sigh, ok

Jugdish said...

He looks like a nice guy keith

Keith S said...

"sigh, ok"

Why? Are you not feeling it now?

blue said...

"To accommodate the large jury pool as well as an anticipated audience once the trial is under way, the case will be moved to courtroom 4017, which seats more than 100 people"

i was wondering which courtroom number they would be using...that's the details that will help Jennifer Golz move up from Staff Writer to Senior Staff Writer.

Keith S said...

Knowing is knowledge

El Padrino said...

no it's cool
if i were giving points i wouldnt

i officially "capped" the game last night for a pool i'm in with a local bar and felt different
but straight up i'll still take that

blue said...

"Knowing is knowledge"

Knowshon is knowledge

blue said...

I think Today is the last day for anyone in LoV golf to pick their players for the week.

El Padrino said...

what is that again

blue said...

basically you pick 8 guys for your "team" for the tournament, and then with each round you select 4 of those 8 guys.

El Padrino said...

passwords?
if you guys need me i'll play but wont pay much attention to it

blue said...

i don't know the passwords and info and shit, that's all deke

Jugdish said...

Deke or Zeke?

blue said...

Deke, mr. meiztombo, the brew city vodka king, who wants to sex meiztombo, he who ♥ ryan braun

tem said...

deke has it in one of his posts.

Jugdish said...

I have't read any Deke posts yet...I'm loking forward to his four part series on pooping.

Keith S said...

Golf:
L.O.V. Country Club
ID: 2904
PW: lovgolf

blue said...

I went back and tried to find it in one of deke's posts but couldn't.

there is a whopping total of 6 guys in the league, but anyone can join at anytime i guess...so all you doubters can jump in later when you see all the fun we're having.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TCS

Keith S said...

It was in one of the quitter's posts

blue said...

that's why I couldn't find it, I don't read the quitters posts anymore.

El Padrino said...

tiger is avaialble?
i'm confused

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I was plowed the last 2 days

Jugdish said...

Who plowed you?

Keith S said...

"tiger is avaialble?
i'm confused"

Every golfer is available each week. You have to do some homework to see who is actually playing

El Padrino said...

homework?

already losing interest

Keith S said...

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Keith, I'm not even going to try in this round of TCS

Keith S said...

Was tem in Wisconsin?

Keith S said...

"Keith, I'm not even going to try in this round of TCS"

Not many people are

Keith S said...

EP, here's this week's field

blue said...

"Every golfer is available each week. You have to do some homework to see who is actually playing"

homework is a nasty word, basically when choosing your guys for the team it will have an NE next to the names of guys who aren't playing in the tournament that week.

El Padrino said...

ok i picked my guys
vijay singh will take me to the top

Keith S said...

I didn't know about the "NE" thing. I picked my roster on Monday and they didn't have that yet

blue said...

Lloyd Carr being carried off the sideline by his players was cool...he was all choked up.

I watched that whole game and couldn't figure out who the new UM coach was going to be (s)...you stay classy Rich Rod

El Padrino said...

thanks for all your help and concern

regards

blue said...

"I didn't know about the "NE" thing. I picked my roster on Monday and they didn't have that yet"

it's under "Notes" when you're selecting your players.

El Padrino said...

i saw that

Keith S said...

Yeah I just saw it. I had 4 guys on my roster who were NE

El Padrino said...

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT IOWA

El Padrino said...

caucus always made me laugh

Keith S said...

weez does

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"vijay singh will take me to the top"

Vijay is probably gonna carry everybody to the top.

Limited fields in the 1st 2 weeks or so.

blue said...

caucus is a funny word

Jugdish said...

not motivated to work today...still catching up on emails.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Shuttle launch this weekend?

El Padrino said...

wait so we all have Vijay?

Jugdish said...

Not until early Feb on the shuttle launch.

Jugdish said...

I don't have vijay.

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tem said...

"Was tem in Wisconsin?"

no, why?

Keith S said...

""Was tem in Wisconsin?"

no, why?"

Mize was getting plowed the last 2 days

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"wait so we all have Vijay?"

You should, unless you're an idiot.

tem said...

oh, maybe fmtem was on tour.

tem said...

i may or may not have him.

El Padrino said...

dumb

tem said...

i may or may not be dumb.

tem said...

i may or may not see how long i can start each comment with "i may or may not"

blue said...

KJ Choi to the rescue

Jugdish said...

That may or may not be a good idea.

Jugdish said...

Does iam's post count in his TCS count?

Jugdish said...

100?

Jugdish said...

100?

Jugdish said...

YES!

El Padrino said...

whatever, just keep me in the loop

tem said...

no the post does not count.

tem said...

apparently i was not going to try that.

El Padrino said...

were we live at 9am?

El Padrino said...

CALL OF DUTY 4 IS


AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw

El Padrino said...

modern warfare

when i got dropped down from the helicopter i had full wood

Jugdish said...

elp...weather wasn't too bad last week. It was a little rainy on Wednesday and Thursday night, but not much. Other than that it was fine.

Jugdish said...

I saw tjw made an appearance too...nice.

El Padrino said...

rain sucks but your right it wasnt that bad

Keith S said...

"I saw tjw made an appearance too...nice."

Not really

El Padrino said...

yeah we tried to stage a dumb jeopardy with cummy, tjw and fagsy but to no avail

Jugdish said...

nice...for comedy purposes

Jugdish said...

Zeke could come back and be the host.

Zeke Trebek

tem said...

i got my tix to the game.

Row 12 section 340

El Padrino said...

Oil $98 a barrel

El Padrino said...

tem when are you leaving?

Keith S said...

"i got my tix to the game.

Row 12 section 340"

I'll trade you my WVU tix for your OSU tix

El Padrino said...

that day or make a night or two out of it?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"whatever, just keep me in the loop"


10 starts max per player. That's all you really need to know.

Keith S said...

max headroom?

tem said...

i leave sat. going to drive and spend the night in nashville on sat night. maybe hit some sort of country music bar.

fun for me. not so for others on this blog.

El Padrino said...

wow $850 an ounce for gold is nuts

El Padrino said...

with or without fmtem

tem said...

if the wvu game was in NO on the same day, or 1 different than the OSU game i would trade.

but it is not, so i will not.

tem said...

without fmtem.

i am going with a buddy.

tem said...

buddy is a big OSU fan.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Does the old post count for TCS? I would hope not.

El Padrino said...

nice tem

Keith S said...

'if the wvu game was in NO on the same day, or 1 different than the OSU game i would trade.

but it is not, so i will not."

Yeah it's in about 9 hours. I didn't think you would.

Keith S said...

"Does the old post count for TCS? I would hope not."

TCS starts at 7amEST

El Padrino said...

platinum closing in on a record $1,542 an ounce

beth is your ring platinum?

if so #1 i'm impressed and #2 i'd melt it and sell for cocaine or beef

El Padrino said...

Wagyu beef preferably


Wagyu beef = D lives here!

Keith S said...

What's cubic zirconium selling at?

El Padrino said...

the usual

Keith S said...

Speaking of cocaine...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Beef curtains

El Padrino said...

kill drugs with more drugs

brillant!

tem said...

fmtems engag ring is plat.

so is her wedding band.

so is mine.


we never wear them of course because we aren't married or engaged now.

El Padrino said...

and to think hart fumbled twice

huh, couldve been worse for heisbow and crier

El Padrino said...

the gator chomp clap is so gay

El Padrino said...

fmtems engag ring is plat.

"so is her wedding band.

so is mine.


we never wear them of course because we aren't married or engaged now."

i'd love to know the details one day...

blue said...

cmblue's engagement and wedding rings are platinum...fuck platinum

Keith S said...

Today? Maybe?

El Padrino said...

tem melt that shit
1500 an ounce, that's like bookuu money son

blue said...

blue's wedding ring is some metal that is cheap...he got the cheapest ring money could buy

El Padrino said...

white gold baaaaabye

el pad no fool
fuck platinum

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

poop

Jugdish said...

I think we got white gold too.

tem said...

i wouldn't have a clue who to sell it to where i would actually get that kind of price out of it.

Jugdish said...

Did anyone see Hester broke his own record for returns for TDs in a season?

Jugdish said...

Every kiss begins with K Tem...start there.

El Padrino said...

yeah jug, he's so awesome

Jugdish said...

I was surprised NO kicked it to him then.

Keith S said...

I think Hester should be able to beat the career kick return for TD record.



s

El Padrino said...

eyeing a turks and caicos vacation this summer

tem said...

HUNGRY

Jugdish said...

We are taking a cruise this summer, preceeded by a few days in Vegas. We are also thinking about a ski vacation next year at this time.

blue said...

i thought only gay people or old people went on cruises?

El Padrino said...

i dont do cruises

skiing is easy enough
couple hours away from lots of skiing

Jugdish said...

Maybe mix in a Chicago trip in there too for good measure.

El Padrino said...

and mizz el pad dont ski so there's that

Jugdish said...

You thought wrong Blue.

Jugdish said...

We have a cruise port right here in Galveston...so its conveinent and a quick and easy vacation to take.

blue said...

gay

Jugdish said...

Have you ever been on one?

Jugdish said...

They are a lot of fun.

blue said...

they're a lot of fun if you're gay

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"white gold baaaaabye

el pad no fool
fuck platinum"


i2i

Jugdish said...

I have no comeback...your knowledge of gays and their habits is unparallelled.

blue said...

i'm just messing with you jug

Jugdish said...

TCS stats?

Jugdish said...

I know you are...

El Padrino said...

i dont like them because it's a hassle

i dont like to be hassled when on vacation

being told when to eat
what time to be back
takes forever to get off the boat or on the boat
the rooms are small unless you pay a fortune for a big one
you see the same people every fucking day
casino's are rigged
pirates
limited activities

blue said...

TCS has lost its luster...it doesn't shine as bright

Jugdish said...

Is TCS being cancelled?

blue said...

no, it's not being cancelled, but the opposition is already started and the media is talking about how it used to be so great with one off bowl games as opposed to a playoff tournament.

Jugdish said...

stupid media

Keith S said...

"being told when to eat
what time to be back
takes forever to get off the boat or on the boat
the rooms are small unless you pay a fortune for a big one
you see the same people every fucking day
casino's are rigged
pirates
limited activities"



Other than that, they're great

blue said...

current TCS:

Blue 41 Freak 0
Iam 0 Jug 107
Tem 23 EP 72
Keith 53 Deke 11

Keith S said...

We have a lurker from Seattle

Jugdish said...

How do you rig craps?

El Padrino said...

emerald city welcome

El Padrino said...

not everyone plays craps though
and i bet they only keep 2 or 3 tables open for that very reason

cant rig it

El Padrino said...

didnt iam say "poop"

blue said...

"We have a lurker from Seattle"

no, that's me

blue said...

"didnt iam say "poop""

no, that was deke

blue said...

craps can be fixed..loaded dice...it's the oldest trick in gambling

Keith S said...

Blue is asian?

El Padrino said...

should have known

El Padrino said...

no such thing as fat asians keef

cept for that fool who cried on ramsay's cooking show

Keith S said...

"no such thing as fat asians keef

cept for that fool who cried on ramsay's cooking show"

What about sumo rasslers?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Customers & a dump have forced me to catch up

Keith S said...

"Don't be surprised to see the Washington Redskins representing the NFC in the Super Bowl."

zeke is posting comments on ESPN now

El Padrino said...

sumo rasslers are not asian

they are pacifican

El Padrino said...

just read E. Honda's story on streetfighter 2

blue said...

"zeke is posting comments on ESPN now"

keith is awarded with an "lol"

Keith S said...

oh

Jugdish said...

200?

Jugdish said...

200?

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