Friday, January 18, 2008

Cough. Spit. Blow Nose. Repeat.

I'm still sick. Got some Mongolian disease from the N train. Eat shit.

Giants will cover the 7.5
I won't say they will win outright in an effort not to jinx them. Just be prepared if they do. And please just try not to hate.

Chargers cover the 14. Pats haven't covered a damn spread since Miami in wek 15 I think. They must be like 1-5 ATS in the past 6 games. Chargers have better speacial teams and defense. That won't matter though. Brady sold his soul to the devil just like Bruschi did.
Pats 34, Chargers 23

This hasn't sunk in yet but it will be 4 degrees on Sunday in Lambeau.

4 degrees.

That is not home field advantage for Green Bay. Ok? 4 degrees is fucking 4 degrees. Only fucking Polar Bears should be outside when it's 4 degrees. The ball will be like a slick rock, the filed will be hard as ice and you won't feel anything that's exposed. Gloves will not help. The Ice Bowl part 2. Speaking of that a quote from Dan Reeves, starting tailback for the 67 Cowboy's on playing in that infamous Ice Game:

"Dallas running back Dan Reeves told Cowboys coach Tom Landry it was the only time he was hoping not to get a first down so he could get back in front of the sideline heater. "I got hit in the face and my facemask was gone," Reeves told me a few years ago. "I felt to see if any teeth were missing. I went to feel with my tongue and I couldn't get my tongue up there. Two teeth on the left hand side had knocked through my upper lip."

The teeth were actually sticking through his lip. But it was so cold, there was no blood. "When I got my facemask fixed, I stood in front of the heater on the sidelines," Reeves said.

His face thawed out and "blood came pouring out," he said.

Um yeah. 4 degrees. Previous Ice Bowl was 13. The score will be somewhere in the 17-10, 15-9 range. DEFINTELY take the under.

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tem said...

no eli

tem said...

no eli

tem said...

sacrificing possible tits at top page for no eli.

tem said...

can't look at eli any more.

tem said...

punishment is worse for us than it is for keith.

tem said...

ok that'll do

tem said...

el pad is right. way too cold for football.

for anything.

tem said...

el pad's sickness is gonna cost him the TCS crown.

a sad way to end it.

Beth said...

Hell, even I don't like looking at that eli pic, I can only imagine what it's like for the rest of you.

ToddPacker said...

"punishment is worse for us than it is for keith."


yes

Beth said...

And I just found out yesterday that I'm going to the NHL All Star game that's next weekend in Atlanta. Very nice!

See, it's for things like that that I only date lawyers.
(mostly S :-))

ToddPacker said...

"el pad's sickness is gonna cost him the TCS crown."

what are the latest stats

tem said...

TCS:

EP 191
deke 279

tem said...

those are totals for 4 days and they aren't even good enough to make it out of round 1.

unless you were up against kod.

ToddPacker said...

"I'm going to the NHL All Star game that's next weekend in Atlanta"


very nice

tem said...

so your lawyer boy can only get tickets to things that are in town??

tem said...

beth is in atlanta right?

blue said...

NHL All-star game? was the "clinic" giving away free tickets again?

I find it hard to believe anyone pays to go to that game

blue said...

"beth is in atlanta right?"

that sounds about right

tem said...

are you sticking around after the game to skate with the team and get autographs?

ToddPacker said...

i would pay to go to the NHL all-star game

tem said...

beth needs to tell lawyer boy it is time for some super bowl tickets.

tem said...

nothing says "i love you" to a chick better than super bowl tickets.

blue said...

"i would pay to go to the NHL all-star game"

why, they're giving away free tickets if you spend $100 at the grocery store

ToddPacker said...

last day of TCS deserves a rev day

Beth said...

"so your lawyer boy can only get tickets to things that are in town??"

Yeah, his firm has season tickets to the Thrashers, Braves and Hawks, and he was able to get the All Star tickets from that.

(And yep, I'm in Atlanta.)

Beth said...

Actually, from what I understand it's a pretty hot ticket. We're also going to the skills shootout thing the night before and the young stars game.

He knows how to get on my good side. :-)

blue said...

"beth needs to tell lawyer boy it is time for some super bowl tickets."

they can stay with zeke

Beth said...

"they can stay with zeke"

Who?

Jugdish said...

el pad's sickness is gonna cost him the TCS crown.

a sad way to end it.




Jordan scored 38 and hit the game winning 3 all while having a stomach virus. elp needs to step up his game.

ToddPacker said...

we need some type of TCS re-cap/hightlight deal like the one shinning moment in the NCAA tourney

ToddPacker said...

jug is alive

ToddPacker said...

"Jordan scored 38 and hit the game winning 3 all while having a stomach virus."


that was fake

tem said...

el pad is no jordan I guess.

blue said...

you and fmbeth, if he got you superbowl tickets

tem said...

hot ticket? he is just saying that.

tem said...

she meant who is zeke.

nimrod.

Jugdish said...

I am alive, swimming in tps.

I still could have won tcs this week...I am ashamed.

Jugdish said...

hungover today too.

Beth said...

"hot ticket? he is just saying that"

Nope, I'M saying that. :-)

Beth said...

"she meant who is zeke.
nimrod."

What tem said.

ToddPacker said...

bold statement of the day:


NHL > NBA

blue said...

TP is a loon

blue said...

"she meant who is zeke."

you and fmbeth, if he got you superbowl tickets

blue said...

"bold statement of the day:


NHL > NBA"

that's not a bold statement, it's true....if you live in Canada

tem said...

zeke = tem and fmbeth?

wft??

tem said...

why would you say it is a hot ticket?

ToddPacker said...

i don't live in canada

blue said...

"why would you say it is a hot ticket?"

he stoled them

El Padrino said...

than it has worked

ToddPacker said...

lawyers don't steal

El Padrino said...

i dont even know how they will breathe in that weather

El Padrino said...

if you ran for 1/4 of a mile in 30 degree weather you'll be out of breath very quickly

El Padrino said...

it's going to be an interesting game

blue said...

"lawyers don't steal"

have you ever seen one of their "invoices" or "bills"..yes, they steal

El Padrino said...

jordan didnt have the bird flu

ToddPacker said...

6:00 kickoff, right?

ToddPacker said...

"jordan didnt have the bird flu"

jordan was a fake and a cheat

blue said...

"if you ran for 1/4 of a mile in 30 degree weather you'll be out of breath very quickly"


*you can eliminat the 30 degree weather part

"if you ran for 1/4 of a mile you'll be out of breath very quickly" (fixed)

El Padrino said...

the noose comment has some legs huh

ToddPacker said...

"have you ever seen one of their "invoices" or "bills"..yes, they steal"


that was an (s) statement

El Padrino said...

tp hates jordan

tem said...

i might be able to run a 1/4 mile.

Jugdish said...

I'm not biting on tp's anti jordan comments

ToddPacker said...

"tp hates jordan"


yes

blue said...

but you'd be out of breath

El Padrino said...

barry melrose crushes pussy

Jugdish said...

Jordan considered himself the tim tebow of the nba.

El Padrino said...

beth try not to get caught in barry melroses love web

blue said...

"barry melrose crushes pussy"

just like teej does

Beth said...

"if you ran for 1/4 of a mile in 30 degree weather you'll be out of breath very quickly"

I'm calling BS on this EP. I ran 4 miles the other day in mid-20's weather and I was only slighter slower than my normal pace.

ToddPacker said...

"I'm not biting on tp's anti jordan comments"

no offense jug, i just hate jordan

El Padrino said...

deke would have turned it on during the LOVAD hours anyway

who are we kidding

tem said...

i could probably run 1/4 mi without getting out of breath.

El Padrino said...

but you were slower so where is the BS part?

blue said...

ok, i was reading the elretardo column the other day, and a glaring thing stuck out.

he made a comment and then said "i know i sound like Bill Brasky here"

no, you sound like guys talking about bill brasky, i'm pretty sure nobody knows what brasky sounds like because his voice is so powerful that if he spoke to you, your eardrums would pop

tem said...

i will try it today on the treadmill.

it is too cold outside to try it there.

Beth said...

"bold statement of the day: NHL > NBA"

Oh easily in my mind, it's not even close.

ToddPacker said...

" i was reading the elretardo column the other day"


why?

tem said...

he also said mchale averaged a 26 / 10 every night.


which makes no sense at all unless you are playing multiple games every night.

Beth said...

"but you were slower so where is the BS part?"

Cause you don't get out of breath just cause it's that cold. And if it was a playoff game or more than just a normal run I could've gone the same pace I normally do without much extra effort.

blue said...

i think TP may be channeling a little deke-ness today, he's being very angry.

Jugdish said...

tem its better to run in the cold. There is a less of a chance you will feel the pain as you run.

ToddPacker said...

" he's being very angry."

yes, other peoples tps being dumped on me has made me angry today

ToddPacker said...

i refuse to do others tps.... it will just sit there until monday

blue said...

my parents came over to see the baby last night, and were telling me about this really funny guy who made up this "more cowbell" routine at a bar. I then showed them the Will Farrell skit and they were less impressed with the guy

Jugdish said...

tp is the tim tebow of his office...carrying the load.

blue said...

they did not realize that "more cowbell" was stolen from SNL

Jugdish said...

did the guy claim he made it up, or had they not seen the skit before and thought he made it up?

blue said...

"tp is the tim tebow of his office"

he chokes in the big games?

blue said...

they had not seen the skit and thought he made it up

ToddPacker said...

"tp is the tim tebow of his office...carrying the load."

i don't think so

iamunstoppable said...

TP wears a cape in honor

ToddPacker said...

"he chokes in the big games"


that's just dumb

Beth said...

""tp is the tim tebow of his office"

he loses to UGA?

El Padrino said...

i have a feeling that southern cold is different from northern cold

just a guess
I play football in a league and it's always harder to get going on the first whistle in colder weather
get out of breath quicker

i guess unless your wonder woman like beth it doesnt affect you

blue said...

"that's just dumb"

let me know when he wins one...and no, the NC game doesn't count

ToddPacker said...

"he loses to UGA"

tebow is 1-1 against UGA

iamunstoppable said...

Searching for Bobby Fischer...'s body.

blue said...

Tebow has yet to beat Auburn..with or without chris leak doing the grunt work

ToddPacker said...

"and no, the NC game doesn't count"

even dumber

ToddPacker said...

"Tebow has yet to beat Auburn"

true

blue said...

to think that tebow had anything to do with that NC game is the dumbest statement ever made here...and that's pretty dumb

ToddPacker said...

"to think that tebow had anything to do with that NC game is the dumbest statement ever made here...and that's pretty dumb"


you left of the (s), blue

blue said...

no i didn't

Tebow threw one pass in that game. He didn't come in and play until they were up by 2 touchdowns, and even then he came in at the goalline.

ToddPacker said...

the passing TD just before halftime was pretty big... and i think he ran the ball ealier in the game... the td in the 4th was after the game was over.... still 2TDs by a true freshman in a NC game is not nothing

tem said...

who is tebow?

Jugdish said...

Who is this tebow guy anyways? It sounds made up.

tem said...

UnderMaj >>>>>> Tebow

Jugdish said...

i2i with tem

tem said...

what has tebow done lately?

i don't think he has made a big play in over two weeks.

blue said...

they didn't win the game "because of tebow"...and the TD pass before halftime was on a 5 yard drive...

Jugdish said...

You're not taking into account the intangibles that tebow brings to the team.

blue said...

Troy Smith was more instrumental in the win for Florida than tebow was

tem said...

hahahahahahaha

tem said...

so was the guy who broke Ginn's leg.

ToddPacker said...

yeah, i know it was a 5 yard drive, but the td pass was a 3rd down play if i remember correctly... getting a TD and not a FG was big, considering it was only a 5 yard drive

Jugdish said...

bottom line...a nc is a nc

Jugdish said...

tp is a glass is half full kind of guy.

ToddPacker said...

"Troy Smith was more instrumental in the win for Florida than tebow was"


actually i would say tressel was

blue said...

yes, he still gets a ring, I just don't give him credit for the win, or him winning the big game

blue said...

he was an integral cog

iamunstoppable said...

tebow was the sole reason. i think we can all agree.

ToddPacker said...

looking at the play-by play of the game... tebow had a 7 yard rush on the opening drive when UF was down 7-0

Jugdish said...

Just the threat of Tebow possibly coming in the game forced Tressel to alter his game plan.

Jugdish said...

One of the sports talk morning shows here in Houston is called The Men's Room. I don't like to talk to people in the men's room, why name a talk show after that?

tem said...

tressel doesn't seem to be a good NC game coach.

tem said...

ok, not good.

tem said...

getting outcoached by les miles is not a resume builder.

ToddPacker said...

mens's room is strange

Jugdish said...

It might be time to put the Rev pic away for awhile. Kind of like disney movies...put it in the vault for awhile.

ToddPacker said...

mens's ???

tem said...

stoops vs tressel should be the next BCS game.

tem said...

mens's is strange.

never heard it before.

blue said...

Tressel won his NC, he doesn't need anymore

ToddPacker said...

"It might be time to put the Rev pic away for awhile. Kind of like disney movies...put it in the vault for awhile"

i was starting to think jug was rev's twin

ToddPacker said...

"Tressel won his NC, he doesn't need anymore"


he should give it back to miami

blue said...

he sold his soul to the devil (clarrett) for his NC

ToddPacker said...

"he should give it back to miami"

i take that back, sorry keith

ToddPacker said...

"he sold his soul to the devil (clarrett) for his NC"

i was talking more about the horrible call pass interference call in OT

Jugdish said...

test

Jugdish said...

That looks REAL nice Clark...REAL nice!

Jugdish said...

--------------------------->


will not be the same with this pic.

Jugdish said...

I already miss Rev's musk.

tem said...

jug's pic should be NASA related.

tem said...

I watched Lucky Number Slevin again last night.

That movie is moving up my top 15 really quickly.


15 being the number of movies I have seen.

Jugdish said...

Just the fact that you watched it again says something.

ToddPacker said...

"Lucky Number Slevin"

didn't see it

blue said...

new golf game to play online

here is the actual game

iamunstoppable said...

see it, Todd Packer.. see it.

blue said...

"Just the fact that you watched it again says something."

he's watched Grease 2, 100 times

ToddPacker said...

speaking of grease, i watched a little of that celebrity rehab show. that jeff conaway guy is a mess

tem said...

tp watches wierd things.

tem said...

Slevin is a good flick.

ToddPacker said...

"tp watches wierd things."

the celebrity rehab show on vh1 is hilarious

ToddPacker said...

"Slevin is a good flick"

i'll check it out, tem/iam

tem said...

i refuse to watch VH1 or MTV.

ToddPacker said...

"i refuse to watch VH1 or MTV."

rob and big was good too lastnight

blue said...

i don't even know what number those channels are

tem said...

48 and 49.

in one order or another.

blue said...

I don't have a 48 and 49

tem said...

that sucks.

blue said...

i think they're like 330ish

tem said...

300s are pay per view.

ToddPacker said...

"i think they're like 330ish"

yeah... on DirectTV

ToddPacker said...

100's are PPV

Jugdish said...

59 minutes until lunch

ToddPacker said...

jug is hungry

ToddPacker said...

now i am hungry

tem said...

tem is hungry, but lunch ain't yet.

blue said...

i'm not hungry yet

kodiac said...

4 degrees? shiiiit, 4 degrees would feel tropical right about now.

ToddPacker said...

lunch is here today

ToddPacker said...

kod knows cold

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Shitter's full

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

""bold statement of the day: NHL > NBA""

They both suck

ToddPacker said...

classic line, keith

tem said...

the only mexican place we have nearby is Chipolte.

Not sure that counts.

tem said...

yeah kod is in cold city.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Lookin' good, Eddie!

ToddPacker said...

too cold to work, kod?

kodiac said...

yeah kod is in cold city

yeah, I usually don't mind the cold so much....but it's fucking rediculous here right now. 40 degree below zero windchills today, and down to about 60-80 below tonight.
-brutal

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I love Lucky Number Slevin. Great movie.

kodiac said...

too cold to work, kod?

working from home today

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

"yeah, I usually don't mind the cold so much....but it's fucking rediculous here right now. 40 degree below zero windchills today, and down to about 60-80 below tonight.
-brutal"

That's redonk

ToddPacker said...

was eddie in european vacation?

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Sorry, that was weezy-ish

tem said...

bundle up.

ToddPacker said...

"60-80 below"


crazy

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

"was eddie in european vacation?"

Negative

kodiac said...

well, windchills. We're supposed to be at about -25 with high winds

ToddPacker said...

"Negative"

maybe, he should have been

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Note to self, stay out of Minnesota

blue said...

it get's below zero

you're kidding right?

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

Yeah he should have been. That was by far the weakest Vacation

kodiac said...

Note to self, stay out of Minnesota

at least between Dec-March

ToddPacker said...

"Note to self, stay out of Minnesota"

i agree, keith... it was a chilly 58° this AM here

ToddPacker said...

how far north are you in minnesota, kod?

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

"i agree, keith... it was a chilly 58° this AM here"

Yeah the high here yesterday was 60. I had to have a jacket on

41-14 FU 38-24 LSU 21-17 NYG said...

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