Thursday, January 10, 2008

Be Lazy


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And no, this next item doesn't really have anything to do with being lazy, but it needed to be shown anyway.



I believe ep and iam are contesting tcs today. watch out.

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JFreak said...

guess the song

ToddPacker said...

blocked

ToddPacker said...

freak was up early

ToddPacker said...

.... or really late

ToddPacker said...

nice to see jayscott in the LoVad

ToddPacker said...

too bad i'm out of the tcs

El Padrino said...

blocked on the song
i'm sure it's gay and artsy

El Padrino said...

Sarcasm

El Padrino said...

i want to make romantic explosion on Sacr jo's bress-a-sis

Beth said...

While you may think that's "romantic" EP, something tells me she wouldn't agree.

El Padrino said...

turkey neck giggling is grotesque

El Padrino said...

some girls like it

Beth said...

Oh I'm not disputing that some girls like it, I'm just saying it doesn't necessarily qualify as romantic.

Sorry if I just ruined your Valentine's Day plans with cmEP...

El Padrino said...

but it gets produced during a romantic act, hence romantic explosion

just sounds better than saying I want to paint scar jo with my babies

or i want to give her a "hot rash"
or semen shower
or cum on her tits

blue said...

TCS thru yesterday's post:

deke 153 freak 75
EP 258 Iam 135


giddyup

iamunstoppable said...

great start to the morning

iamunstoppable said...

only 568 more to go!

iamunstoppable said...

early morning run?

iamunstoppable said...

why not

iamunstoppable said...

i shoulda tried to catch up before now

iamunstoppable said...

i can barely see EP on the horizon

iamunstoppable said...

he journey has taken him far and across many plains

Beth said...

That's enough iam.

iamunstoppable said...

how now brown cow

iamunstoppable said...

elizabethany, you cannot stop this

iamunstoppable said...

u can contain it, like a cumoven...

iamunstoppable said...

but alas, there is no stop.

iamunstoppable said...

NBL

iamunstoppable said...

now go bake my babies.

blue said...

for some reason Iam being down 120ish comments doesn't seem like a lot for him to make up.

iamunstoppable said...

put a nice honey glaze on them

iamunstoppable said...

maybe some cheesy taters would go nice as well

iamunstoppable said...

and i'd like a nice cold glass of iced tea

blue said...

iced tea is gross

iamunstoppable said...

i think im talking more about the food than babies now

iamunstoppable said...

but i am confused myself

iamunstoppable said...

wall street has seen a spike!

iamunstoppable said...

youre gross

iamunstoppable said...

i had a raspberry beer the other night.

iamunstoppable said...

it was 9$ a bottle

iamunstoppable said...

cherry one too

iamunstoppable said...

well, i tasted the raspberry one

blue said...

raspberry wheat?

iamunstoppable said...

the name had 2 L's ... Lambic..something..

blue said...

sam adams cherry wheat tastes like cough syrup

El Padrino said...

breakfast time

iamunstoppable said...

they tasted like syrup

El Padrino said...

cherry wheat is terrible

iamunstoppable said...

and they were delicious

iamunstoppable said...

dont ask and ye shall receive

iamunstoppable said...

TWBS

iamunstoppable said...

i havent tasted a good sam adams beer yet

blue said...

leinenkugel makes a cherry beer i think

iamunstoppable said...

they taste worse than ball sack

iamunstoppable said...

i say that from experience

iamunstoppable said...

leinkugel makes a berry stuff, yes

iamunstoppable said...

and it is glorious

blue said...

the "tomorrow's friday" or "it's almost friday" people are just as bad as the "IT'S FRIIIIIIIIDAY" people

iamunstoppable said...

that Lindemans shit was tasty though

El Padrino said...

french toast with bacon

tem said...

i have returned.

blue said...

welcome back tem

blue said...

was it a long drive back with the OSU fan?

tem said...

it was a long drive back.

especially since i wore my LSU shirt and talked highly of the SEC the whole way back.

tem said...

and now, what is my new name and pic?

tem said...

fucking tampa bay.

Beth said...

"iced tea is gross"

Blasphemy! Only unsweetened iced tea is gross.

tem said...

The OSU fans wanted to leave right after the game.

They let me sleep until 3:30am though and we were on the road by 4am.

blue said...

"especially since i wore my LSU shirt and talked highly of the SEC the whole way back"

did you talk about the speed of the SEC? beecause that's why they're so good

blue said...

"Blasphemy! Only unsweetened iced tea is gross."

nope, dirt water has never appealed to me, no matter how much sugar you put in your sweet tea, it's still bleh

Beth said...

It's a southern thing blue, you wouldn't understand. Much like the speed of the SEC... :-)

blue said...

oh, i understand it's a southern thing...but even in the south, it tastes bad to me

tem said...

yes I talked the speed.


topics included:

OSU = 5th best team in SEC
SEC Speed >>>>>>>> Big 10 Speed
SEC Coaching >>>>>> Big 10 Coaching
SEC players are more disciplined
OSU players are chokers
SEC Better in Basketball too
Tressel not a big game coach

tem said...

oh and

LSU girls >>>>>>>>>>>>>> OSU girls

tem said...

tea is good for you.

El Padrino said...

iced tea is delicious

El Padrino said...

ok tem
welcome

here is your new name

me and eli make fudge

El Padrino said...

and tem, here is your pic

El Padrino said...

loser.

me and eli make fudge said...

i ♥ eli.

look at those abs.

ToddPacker said...

maemf, welcome back

El Padrino said...

yes!

ahahahahaaaaa

El Padrino said...

zeke would be proud

rip zeke

iamunstoppable said...

funny shit

blue said...

good stuff

me and eli make fudge said...

it is a sad day.

blue said...

why are you so sad maemf?

iamunstoppable said...

my load has left the building

iamunstoppable said...

those comments are not related

me and eli make fudge said...

I am sad because no OSU fan wants to axe me about the game.

me and eli make fudge said...

although i tell them anyway.

El Padrino said...

it is your duty to them

me and eli make fudge said...

did i miss anything good in the last 4 days?

me and eli make fudge said...

random notes from the game:

LSU chicks >>>>> OSU chicks

Stadium was at least 80% LSU fans

Refs seemed to do a good job, but OSU fans bitched anyway.

LSU fans were dicks when their team was losing, but cool when winning.

OSU fans were pretty much nice the whole time.

Average age of LSU fan = 25

Average age of OSU fan = 38

Jack Nicklaus sat 2 seats in front of me. I did not recognize him until the game was over.

New Orleans is a fucking blast.

I can still drink a lot of beer, but not on back to back days. End of an era I guess.

me and eli make fudge said...

i am getting blogger errors left and right.

blue said...

those are good notes

so you're saying SEC Poon > Big-10 poon...hmmm

blue said...

how many beads did you give away?

iamunstoppable said...

or get

iamunstoppable said...

99

iamunstoppable said...

hundo

iamunstoppable said...

second wind

iamunstoppable said...

she's like the wind

iamunstoppable said...

i wonder if weazy died

me and eli make fudge said...

more notes:

LSU chicks are hot.

OSU fans have no problems walking out in front of moving cars. LSU fans for whatever reason look both ways before crossing.

iamunstoppable said...

cause i would be pissed if i missed the party

me and eli make fudge said...

i got about 10 beads.

i gave 0 away. no need to when 100 other people were.

me and eli make fudge said...

i only took beads that hit me when thrown at me.

ToddPacker said...

did fmtem make the trip

me and eli make fudge said...

more notes:

the average fan is a dipshit who doesn't know the rules. especially regarding replay. i can't even count the number of people who wanted them to review the non-fumble by LSU, the personal foul, and something else that is just a non-reviewable play.

blue said...

were there a lot of instances where you went "oh, i'd rather not have seen that"

blue said...

so, BCS in NO >>>> than arena bowl in NO?

El Padrino said...

did bossman go

me and eli make fudge said...

fmtem did not make the trip.

me and eli make fudge said...

bossman did not go.

there were plenty of things i wish i had not seen.

fat women are more apt to show their racks. it is sad.

me and eli make fudge said...

NO was much better for BCS than the arena bowl.

Beth said...

"fmtem did not make the trip"

Which explains why he only has 10 beads. If she was there he'd have much much more.

me and eli make fudge said...

no, i'd have 0 and she'd have lots.

me and eli make fudge said...

blogger errors are killing me.

and it is a different error.

blue said...

i am not getting these errors

iamunstoppable said...

blame TCS

blue said...

don't hate the game

blue said...

hate the player

El Padrino said...

i hate shittin at work

El Padrino said...

so tits are not tits?

me and eli make fudge said...

tits aren't tits when they blend into a beer belly.

me and eli make fudge said...

also i prefer flat tits. like eli's.

El Padrino said...

ah, i see

blue said...

tem is picky

blue said...

beer belly tits are not worth beads

me and eli make fudge said...

if you are looking at tits and can't really tell it.

then that doesn't count.

iamunstoppable said...

hate the gayme and the playa

iamunstoppable said...

or some shit

JFreak said...

the amazing freak.

JFreak said...

don't hate the playa or the game.

hate the coach (isiah)

iamunstoppable said...

shit tits?

Keith S said...

"so you're saying SEC Poon > Big-10 poon...hmmm"

Is this a surprise, blue? Or was that (s)

El Padrino said...

zeke got ejected and the crowd cheered

classic

El Padrino said...

late twenties

Keith S said...

On this day in 1996 Detroit Red Wings coach Scotty Bowman earnt his 943rd career victory (a 4-0 win over Dallas) and coached his 1,613th game, both NHL records.

blue said...

"Is this a surprise, blue? Or was that (s)"

that was (s)

Beth said...

Tem, shouldn't you be HUNGRY by now?

Spaceman Spiff said...

holla back

blue said...

NO has messed with tem's HUNGRY-ness

Keith S said...

1 more time, just because I know weez is watching...

OSU - 79
Iowa - 48



ahahahahahaha

Jugdish said...

Have I posted yet today? If not...here it is.

El Padrino said...

no tcs means less jug

Spaceman Spiff said...

lakers dropped the hammer last night, took a dump on them bitches

Jugdish said...

no tcs means more tps...been in meetings all morning.

blue said...

BIO is auditioning for LoB...rip LoB

blue said...

hahahaha

shamford got a job

Jugdish said...

dude

El Padrino said...

mets are a player away from santana
this kid Fernando Martinez is holding it up

El Padrino said...

so did you not go to meetings during tcs?

Jugdish said...

will cummy have a role at the sporting news?

El Padrino said...

iam catch up to me so we can turn this place upside down

blue said...

jug boss: hey jug we're having a meeting to discuss the delay of the shuttle launch at 2pm

jug: nah, just push the launch back a few weeks until the TCS is over.

Jugdish said...

The last week of 2007 and first week of 2008 was like a ghost town around here, so no meetings during that time. Even our weekly staff meeting was cancelled, hence my TCS output.

Jugdish said...

I'm going on a food run...BBQ today.

El Padrino said...

Wii this

El Padrino said...

freak i'm demolishing you in FNBA

feels good

blue said...

what really happened to Zeke

blue said...

that's an awful story btw

iamunstoppable said...

dance dance

iamunstoppable said...

meth > food

iamunstoppable said...

EP axed for it

iamunstoppable said...

so he's gonna get it

iamunstoppable said...

actually, it will be a futile attempt

iamunstoppable said...

i dont think i have any spunk left

iamunstoppable said...

couple hundo is a mountain rather than a molded hill

iamunstoppable said...

what is spiffs pic?

iamunstoppable said...

mofo's need to enable viewing their profile so we can see the pictures bigger.

bastards

iamunstoppable said...

its the little things that entertain

iamunstoppable said...

but the big things u pay for.

beth can confirm.

blue said...

yeah, what is spiff's pic?

blue said...

I'm thinking arby's commercials make me mad

Jugdish said...

free BBQ rules...

Jugdish said...

RC Cola

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

NBA Trade Rumor.

Z-Bo to the Bucks.


Hot talk around these parts

blue said...

how did you get it free? they just give that stuff away in houston?

Jugdish said...

TCS has been a disappointment this round.

Jugdish said...

I had a voucher for a free meal at a local steakhouse.

blue said...

a voucher

El Padrino said...

free bbq...nice

Jugdish said...

correct

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Iced tea sucks balls. Nas-tay

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

free BBQ?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Today is my weekly sobriety day

Jugdish said...

quitter

Jugdish said...

elp...you biting on any of these big NFL lines?

blue said...

weekly sobriety day?

El Padrino said...

i found love

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

whatshername makes me take a day off once in a while.

El Padrino said...

"elp...you biting on any of these big NFL lines?"

yes, maybe all 4
most defintely g men and jags

Jugdish said...

Dr. Jim Rome,
Please stop talking about Hansbrough dunking on the 7'7" guy. We get it, it shouldn't have happened.

Regards,
Jug

Keith S said...

"whatshername makes me take a day off once in a while."

Just say it. fmdeke

Spaceman Spiff said...

pic is laron landry

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP, Randolph to the Bucks. Who do you want?

I think its gonna happen because Fat Eddy is whining about touches

blue said...

meiz is in denial about fmdeke

El Padrino said...

i'd rather fat eddie to the bucks
let randolph get the touches

in any case i'd want a PG

El Padrino said...

please link hansbrough dunk

thanks and regards

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