Wednesday, December 12, 2007

You're gonna die, clown!

My one and only thing to say today is this:

The WWL talks about this guy "Vick". Apparently, he is very elusive, as they cannot get a real picture of him. So they have resorted to showing us a drawing of what he looks like. Great idea. That is so cool.

The decision was then made to repeatedly pan and zoom in dramatically on this drawing as if it was live courtroom footage. We are viewing a drawing. Pan family to Vick... Judge to Vick... Vick's handcuffed hands up to his face... lawyers over to Vick... pan crowd to Vick.... zoom into Vick's little sketched eyes to see what he is thinking, really get that emotion(!)...

Watching this makes me want to beat someone unmercifully. I want to really, really, really harm whoever made this decision to continually show a sketch and do dramatic pans.

Please die.

Sincerely,

Someone who had to turn off SC because it was unbearable to watch.

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blue said...

court room artist would be an awesome job

blue said...

I would draw stick figures and stuff

Jugdish said...

Yo!

blue said...

Gallardo

Jugdish said...

I cannot draw at all, however, I am pretty decent at Pictionary.

blue said...

you don't have to be a good drawer to be good at pictionary.

El Padrino said...

ahh

blue said...

they have dvd pictionary now, where it'll draw the stuff for you...screw that, how is that fun

blue said...

how's the tooth EP? or lack thereof

Jugdish said...

Did you get it replaced with a gold tooth?

blue said...

I had a gold cap when I was like 5...I thought I was a pimp.

Jugdish said...

When you were 5, you probably didn't know what a pimp was.

blue said...

true-

but I thought I was really really cool. which is sad because the reason I had the cap was that one of my baby teeth was decaying. So, in retrospect, brushing my teeth more often would have been cool.

but i learnt my lesson

tem said...

i like what you did with my post.

ns

tem said...

and petrino makes me laugh.

also deangelo hall ripped him on sports center.

it was cool.

blue said...

are you over the hangover yet tem?

tem said...

brushing teeth is over rated.

or so i have always been told.

tem said...

yeah.

i was not sick with a hangover.

blue said...

"brushing teeth is over rated."

that's what I thought when I was little....i was gonna lose those teeth anyway

ToddPacker said...

comment

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

Petrino = Mills

tem said...

yeah you will lose your adult ones too.

tem said...

pictionary where they draw it for you sounds dumber than dumb.

tem said...

"Petrino = Mills"

say what?

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

WEASEL

blue said...

petrino is a weasel...mills is a weasel...transitive property...petrino = mills

BROTHER THOMAS said...

LOV rap lyric du jour:

A champ like Tyson
a captain like Kirk
no, Employee of the Month
cause yo, I do work
The _ _ _ _ is on the j..o..b
An expert.....

Name the artist. There is a fabulous prize for the winner. (read: there is no prize)

BROTHER THOMAS said...

FH - great point about the Vick coverage.

El Padrino said...

BIG DADDY KANE

cmon fool

El Padrino said...

my head hurts and everything i eat taste like blood

it fucking sucks

but i have vicodins, motrin 600's and beer so i'm straight

El Padrino said...

and for some dumb fucking reason im here at work getting my shit pushed in by TPS

BROTHER THOMAS said...

BIG DADDY KANE


YESSIR!

stay tuned for tomorrow's contest.

Jugdish said...

elp...did you just get a tooth taken out, or was it a root canal or something? How bad was that tooth?

Jugdish said...

The Mitchell report is supposed to come out this Thursday at 2 PM.

NS

I hope I'm not on it.

S

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Jessica Alba announced to People magazine she is pregnant with the child of her longtime boyfriend Cash Warren:

"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EP, my deepest condolences

tem said...

maybe the baby is EPs?

blue said...

Kevin Mitchell was on roids...I don't know why they have to write a whole report about it.

blue said...

I wonder if that's why Alba and Cash got back together. Remember she dumped him because he wasn't ready to get married, and then she just inexplicably took him back...she trapped him...she's gonna be on the next Maury Povich.

tem said...

i thought it was Brian Mitchell.

The Iggles punt returner back a few years ago before he changed his last name to Westbrook.

tem said...

Cash is a stupid first name.

blue said...

for those of you who don't go back an read LoVAD, there is a link to a Megan Fox nip-slip...it's not the best nip-slip ever, but whatever.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

The Iggles punt returner back a few years ago before he changed his last name to Westbrook.

Brian Westbrook will ALWAYS be a Redskin. ALWAYS.

Jugdish said...

"Cash is a stupid first name."

So...he is banging Alba.

tem said...

"So...he is banging Alba."

touche

Jugdish said...

Byron Westbrook?

tem said...

c

tem said...

"for those of you who don't go back an read LoVAD, there is a link to a Megan Fox nip-slip"

good looking out blue!

tem said...

i did not read LOV AD. i assumed people would update me on the good stuff.

blue said...

I have come to the conclusion that Megan Fox is this/that generation's AJ. She's smoking hot, even similar features, but in real life has some distinct weird/kinkiness to her.

El Padrino said...

"elp...did you just get a tooth taken out, or was it a root canal or something? How bad was that tooth?"

it was a failed root canal
cap fell out in october, i didnt care until it got infected and i felt pain

second to last one on top
no i need a fucking implant

El Padrino said...

i'm deeply devastated by the Alba news

tem said...

AJ = Jolie?

tem said...

haha, el pad will have a fake toof before tem.

who'd have thought?

blue said...

"AJ = Jolie?"

yes, she reminds me a lot of a young jolie

Mills said...

petrino is a weasel...mills is a weasel...transitive property...petrino = mills
-----------
mills is not a weasel. we have been over this.

a less individual would have caved 10 months ago to the "pressure" of you all. I have stood my ground/position since day 1.

Jugdish said...

I like when people call in problems and give me their diagnosis. I just received this one:

"Our printer is printing darker on one side than the other. It might be because of the static charge."

Spaceman Spiff said...

alba is top MILF now, still WTF

Spaceman Spiff said...

great analysis of alba pregnancy by WWTDD "The good news is there's still time to find Jessica and start punching her in the stomach before her perfect body begins it's terrifying metamorphosis. I know it sounds extreme, but I've never been more certain of anything in my life."

Mills said...

static charge?

please advice

Mills said...

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Jessica Alba is a fornicator.

Jugdish said...

You got me on that one...it was his own theory.

Usually it just means there is a shitty toner.

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

my toof

El Padrino said...

yes tem but i'll never make love to my sister

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

Teeth are gross

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

damn. I always forget about my new pic.

Jugdish said...

Has anyone seen the plans for the new Tampa Bay Rays stadium? It has a clear sail like thing to protect the field from the elements.

While it might look cool, what kind of elements are there in Tampa that we need to be worried about? It might drizzle during a game or something?

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

herpes killed LoV

Spaceman Spiff said...

lobster tonight, fuck yes

Tyler said...

Why am I at work today?

blue said...

"what kind of elements are there in Tampa that we need to be worried about? It might drizzle during a game or something?"

I have some friends who used to live in Tampa, and they said that in the summer it rains pretty hard at times, for like 30 minutes everyday...usually while the sun is still shining.

blue said...

obviously there must be some harsh inclement weather in TB or else they wouldn't have to play in a dome, right?...right?

TP could help us with this

El Padrino said...

T

Why wouldnt you be?
It's a weekday.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I heard DirectTV will be broadcasting games that are on the NFL Network on their blimps. They'll be flying them in cities that don't get NFL Network.

NS

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

"lobster tonight, fuck yes"

I hate you.

blue said...

watching a game on the side of a blimp would be difficult

Tyler said...

Oh. I thought it was the weekend already. I've been a little tired lately.

JFreak said...

Let it snow, baby.

Let it reindeer.

Tyler said...

Biggest Resume Stain of All-Time: PR Director for the Tampa Bay Rays.

Jugdish said...

Have the Rays ever finished anywhere other than last in their division?

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

I think the DRays finished 2nd to last in 06

El Padrino said...

second to last?

orioles have been just as bad

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

The jackass in my $$ FNBA league is trying his Chandler for Maggette shit again.

I think I'll string him along for a while.

Jugdish said...

Is there any scenario where you can envision the Rays ever being in the running for that division with the way the Yankees and red Sox spend? Or anyone else in that division for that matter.

I say no.

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

Once they get a salary cap

Jugdish said...

There will at least be a year strike before that would ever happen.

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

I agree

blue said...

The Rays need to develop their farm system if they want to compete. I mean money wise, they'll never get the free agents, but if they can grow kids well they could have a good season here or there...like the rockies and diamondbacks did this year.

they'd be good until it came time to pay those players and then they'd all leave.

Jugdish said...

So basically they might get lucky one year and snag a wild card spot.

I love parity.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

ever since Jeffrey Maier the O's have taken a nose dive.

2 franchises went in complete opposite directions after that game.

blue said...

"So basically they might get lucky one year and snag a wild card spot."

isn't that basically what baseball is all about nowadays anyway.

it'll always be the Sawks, Yanks, Angels and Detroit in the AL playoffs...forever

Jugdish said...

"isn't that basically what baseball is all about nowadays anyway."

That's why a salary cap is needed.

What do you think will happen first...a division 1A college football playoff system, or a salary cap in MLB?

Tyler said...

The company "Year-End Luncheon" is this Friday. I am less than excited about it. I just hope it ends quickly. And they're not even call it a "Holiday Party" anymore, they are calling it the "Year-End Luncheon". Awesome.

Spaceman Spiff said...

kaman is fucking up maggette's stats, if kaman sucked like he did last year, maggette would ge getting way more shots, fuck caveman, i drafted him last year and he blew, this year he's one of the biggest steals.

Tyler said...

"What do you think will happen first...a division 1A college football playoff system, or a salary cap in MLB?"

I think Rev dropping 100 #'s will happen before either of those. Speaking of Rev's weight, has there been an update from him lately?

Spaceman Spiff said...

RIP rev

tem said...

"yes tem but i'll never make love to my sister"

me neither.

i don't have a sister.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem doesnt have a sister ANYMORE

BROTHER THOMAS said...

it'll always be the Sawks, Yanks, Angels and Detroit in the AL playoffs...forever

I hear what you're saying, but didn't da D flirt with, if not set, the all times single season loss record 3 or 4 seasons ago?

the A's and Twins (small market teams) show you can compete, albeit until your talent isn't arbitration eligible.

Jugdish said...

100?

Jugdish said...

YES!

BROTHER THOMAS said...

What do you think will happen first...a division 1A college football playoff system, or a salary cap in MLB?

I don't think you can even sniff a CFB playoff until the Rose Bowl's latest TV contract ends in something like 2012.

Jugdish said...

Depends on who is in your division...do you see the A's doing the same thing if they were in the AL East?

Keith S said...

"What do you think will happen first...a division 1A college football playoff system, or a salary cap in MLB?"


and WHY?!?!?!?!?

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Depends on who is in your division...do you see the A's doing the same thing if they were in the AL East?

They've won the wild card a few times I think, that's irregardless of division.

Jugdish said...

I didn't add the "and why"...

Keith S said...

spiff/tyler
Is there a program like photoshop that will emboss a copyright on a digital photo that I don't have to pay for?

Regards

blue said...

Yeah, the A's were competitive, but that was before the Angels became the western version of the yankees. Seattle and Oakland may sneak in a year every once in a while but the vast majority of the division championships will be won by the Angels.

Detroit was just thrown in there because I needed a central team and the indians are not big spenders.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I hear what you're saying about Major Market teams dominating.

I think smaller market teams CAN be "competitive", but their margin for error is basically zero.

Keith S said...

I like the Happy Gilmore reference on today's post.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Tejada to the Stros.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

In return for the four-time All-Star, the Orioles will get outfielder Luke Scott, pitchers Matt Albers, Troy Patton and Dennis Sarfate, and third baseman Michael Costanzo.


who?

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I hope they finalize this deal before Tejada's name comes up in the Mitchell report.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Tejada...from the A's at one time.

quick CLOV

BROTHER THOMAS said...

a Tejada Z!

suck it

Jugdish said...

Astros finally got him. They didn't give up much on the surface it seems.

Jugdish said...

Good move for the stros, but they still need some pitching big time.

Jugdish said...

They should have a pretty decent line up lext year though...could be enough for that division.

Keith S said...

Who is the 'stros closer now? They traded Wheeler during the year and Lidge this offseason.

blue said...

I thought Luke Scott was good..maybe i have him confused with somebody else

Jugdish said...

I posted this on Rev's blog today:

Recognize this mug ---------->

Tyler said...

Keith,
You can download a 30-day trial of Photoshop, or you can buy Photoshop Elements for $99, which is a stripped down version of Photoshop. There are free photo editors out there, but I don't have any experience with any of them, because I've got Photochop. Are there a lot of pictures? I can do it for you really fast as long as it's not 50+ pics. Let me know, you've got my email.

blue said...

"They should have a pretty decent line up lext year though...could be enough for that division"

are you kidding me...the cardinals return all of their starters, and get a full season of ankiel...plus they don't play Michigan or Ohio State this year...they might not lose more than 1 game all season.





























(s)

Jugdish said...

I don't think they have identified a closer yet. Chad Qualls is a condidate. They were looking at Cordero and Gagne, but no luck there.

Spaceman Spiff said...

keith try this maybe

Keith S said...

"I thought Luke Scott was good..maybe i have him confused with somebody else"

Luke Duke?

Jugdish said...

nice blue!

ns

Tyler said...

There's also MS Paint. Zeke has some serious skillz in that program, maybe he'd do you a solid.

Jugdish said...

Luke Scott had his moments, but he kind of faded. In addition to that, he was expendable with the addition of Michael Bourne, who will play CF, and Pence will move to right.

Keith S said...

Tyler
I don't have the pics with me at work. It's only 3 of them. I'm doing an eBay auction and they are pics of my tickets so I just want to put something on the page so that people can't somehow print the pic and make a fake ticket or something.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Copyright

Keef, you're welcome.

Keith S said...

zeke is the new Bob Ross

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I hadn't seen T's comment before I posted.

I'm glad to see people recognize the skillz.

thanks T

ToddPacker said...

"While it might look cool, what kind of elements are there in Tampa that we need to be worried about? It might drizzle during a game or something?"


summer thunderstorms are brutal in tampa... hail/flooding/funnel clouds/tornandos... and then it's right back to 90° and humid as hell

Tyler said...

Email them to me when you get home and let me know what you want to put on it and I'll hook you up tonight.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Bob Ross was a pimp.

I'd watch his show and not be bored.

ns

ToddPacker said...

the new stadium for the d-rays looks like a car-port.... i think they're crazy not to have a dome, strictly for AC purposes

Tyler said...

Nice work, Zeke. See what I'm talkin' about those mad MS Paint Skillz?

blue said...

that copyright picture is awesome

ns

you should use that keith

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I'm the Hot Sauce of MS Paint.

HOT SIZZLE! OHHHH BAYYYBEE!

BROTHER THOMAS said...

OR IN SLOW MOTION!

BROTHER THOMAS said...

"every player today....will someday be a former player"

-- Matt Birk on Jim Rome's show.

this guy really got a lot out of Harvard.

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

"They should have a pretty decent line up lext year though...could be enough for that division."

I beg to differ, sir.

Jugdish said...

Do you beg to differ on they should have a decent line up, or it could be enough for that division?

Keith S said...

Alright thanks tyler. I'll check out the link spiff put up and if that works I'll use it. Otherwise I'll email them to you.

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

Zeke is my art hero

Keith S said...

That copyright paint job is nice. But I need something I can put over the picture so someone can't print it out.

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

enough for the division.

The line up horrifies me sometimes

Jugdish said...

The only thing I wonder about with these Astros is they have given up a lot of pitching prospects over the last two years, and their biggest question mark on their team is...pitching.

Jugdish said...

That is not a strong division.

Keith S said...

Come on, jug. They have Wandy.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

keef....if you open that pic with MS Paint, then use the "cut" feature and then select "draw opaque" from the "image" menu...is should copy/paste clear so you can paste onto something.

BOB ROSS....AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'.....ON ME!

Keith S said...

'stros are the 4th or 5th best team in that division.

Keith S said...

"keef....if you open that pic with MS Paint, then use the "cut" feature and then select "draw opaque" from the "image" menu...is should copy/paste clear so you can paste onto something"

No shit??

ns

Keith S said...

I didn't know you could do that.

Jugdish said...

Wandy is the man at home...NS.

Awful on the road though.

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

"Come on, jug. They have Wandy."

Wandy be strikin' fools out, though.

tem said...

Pirates are good too.

tem said...

but the opposite.

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

The 'Rats are about to deal Bay to a whale's vagina.

NS

Keith S said...

I bet a whale's vagina is huge

Jugdish said...

I still don't understand the Gagne signing. How much did Cordero want?

Keith S said...

Cordero got 4 yrs/$46million

Keith S said...

Long-term deals for closers suck

BROTHER THOMAS said...

keef, once you get the auction up, let us know if you need us to jack up the price.

ns

Keith S said...

Will do. Thanks

Randy Moss gave Hatton herpes said...

Gagne makes sense. We have 3 guys that can close games if someone doesn't have it that day.

Keith S said...

I don't think I'm gonna get what I paid, though.

Jugdish said...

Maybe, but Cordero had an excellt year, so you let him go and pay a guy who the Red Sox did not playing at the end of big games 10 million?

Jugdish said...

Gagne can close games...just not for the team he is playing for.

Keith S said...

Pitching in NL >>>>>>> pitching in AL

Keith S said...

If the AL were a college conference, it would be the SEC

Jugdish said...

True...but its not that big of a difference in what you saw with Gagne last year.

Keith S said...

I don't like the Crew at all, but I like that signing. It's worth it for 1 yr. I'd rather have that for 1 year, than pay $46mil to Cordero

Jugdish said...

Listening to Astros press conference, their projected lineup:

Bourne
Matsui
Tejada
Berkman
Lee
Pence
Wigginton
Tohls
Pitcher

Not sure I agree with Pence in the 6 spot.

tem said...

cnp from some article about some killer:

"Shiela Cole was kidnapped from a Wal-Mart parking lot and killed in November 1977. Her body was found at a rest stop in southern Illinois."


Wal-Mart existed in 1977????

tem said...

Pirates are a farm team for the Pads.

see Brian Giles.

Keith S said...

Walmart started in the 60s

El Padrino said...

killer b's bee gone

Keith S said...

Bay was in that trade for Giles.

JFreak said...

Cubs take the division.

No question

Soriano
DeRosa
Lee
Ramirez
Fukudome
Soto
Pie
Theriot

tem said...

yep and now that the pirates have developed him, they will send him to the big team.

Jugdish said...

freak...it won't be the line ups that decide it, it will be the pitching. I'd side with the Cubs on that one.

blue said...

lunch

tem said...

i had never heard of walmart until the mid 90s.

Keith S said...

"i had never heard of walmart until the mid 90s."

Or shoes, probably

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I bet he'd heard of shoes, he just chose not to wear them.

Jugdish said...

Only when he went to McDonalds.

El Padrino said...

"cubs take the division"

freak i cant say anything after my mets failed to make the post season but it's killing me not to make a joke

tem said...

i had shoes.

Keith S said...

had?

tem said...

i had to hand them down to my cousin when he got old enough.

you only get shoes for high school.

El Padrino said...

i'll say this if the cubs non-tender Prior i hope the mets are all over that

BROTHER THOMAS said...

do they have to tender Prior's elbow also?

JFreak said...

The Cubs have to keep Prior. Just to see what happens. He's only 27.

They have spent so much time/money on Prior, they have to ride it out.

El Padrino said...

talk is they wont
i would to

Mills said...

Tejada traded for 5 Jugs... none of which are good.

Mills said...

that was CMFost style for you

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Deke, getting back to this from the past couple days - did you at least get to see the KO?

Fatton got knocked into next week. He was lucky he was close to the corner for the first knockdown.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

2 hundo?

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