Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Viper Style

RR is gone. He was a good coach so I am sad to see him go. I'm not even upset that he took the Michigan job. He gets more money and more prestige, so I can't say I blame him. The worst part is that this is going to leave WVU in shambles next year. If you want to see how much this will affect the program take a gander at this story, a JC transfer guy from Kansas was driving to WVU on his way to enroll for the spring semester. He heard the news and turned around. Literally.

But that is enough about RR, it is Christmas time so I am already depressed enough. Part of me loves Christmas time, people seem to be nicer, you get gifts and radio stations play Christmas songs. The other part of me hates it. I have to go shopping, I have to buy gifts, which isn't bad, but who do I buy for? what do I get them? Dilemmas like this annoy the hell out of me. I also hate people axing me what I want for Christmas. Hell if I know what I want, just get me something that is cool. Also the part I hate the most is that the secretary is out so I have to go up front when the bell rings and help people. Although just now it happened and it was a hot chick who rang the bell. She did not axe for the kind of help I wanted to give.

In NHL news, Detroit still has the most points so they must be the best team.

In my fantasy football league the guy who was just destroying everyone during the regular season and talking tons of trash lost in the playoffs. Karma is a bitch.

In NFL news, Tampa Bay finally returned a kickoff for a TD. Next time someone axes me what I want for Christmas I am saying a Spurlock (dude who returned the kick) jersey. That'll go well with my Gradowski jersey. I think my goal is to have 10 jerseys of players nobody has heard of. That is a retarded goal.

In fantasy NBA news, The Poon Express tied the top team in the league last week. This week they play the second best team. I haven't looked to see how they are doing. I suspect since it is only 1 day into the week that they are either getting their asses handed to them or they are dishing out an ass whipping.

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DESK OF TEM: I never knowingly used HGH. Although in hike school I once ate horse feed which may or may not have had steroids of some kind in them.

Today's addition to the unspeakable list: Angie Harmon. Welcome aboard. If this pisses your husband off, that is OK. I think I might be able to out run him now. Nice knees Jason.

Consider this another week that I don't want to review any movies.

Final piece of info. Dickie V is out with a throat.

547 comments:

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So this is what LoV AM is like

blue said...

horse feed? you sure it wasn't horse semen like what barry bonds used?

blue said...

damn it's early for meiztombo

tem said...

it was too crunchy to be semen.

tem said...

LOV midday usually has lots of action.

LOV AM doesn't ramp up usually until about 10 or so.

Beth said...

Tem, in answer to your question in your post of who to buy gifts for, the answer is easy - me. :-)

Just make sure it isn't any of that gay shit that EP likes to give... (just teasing EP!)

blue said...

el retardo has his NBA trade value article up...we'll call it the "and then" article

tem said...

the trade value article usually isn't too bad.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

work already sucks

blue said...

"the trade value article usually isn't too bad."

that's because it's the one article he puts effort into

tem said...

effort is good.

El Padrino said...

i've had a crush on Angie since Law and Order

wanna do her in the jury box

dun-dun

El Padrino said...

i heart beth

tem said...

"i've had a crush on Angie since Law and Order"

same.

blue said...

eltardo referenced the cupchicks video...he's a sick fuck

Beth said...

"i've had a crush on Angie since Law and Order"


That makes 3 of us.

El Padrino said...

*vomit

Beth said...

"i heart beth"

Sorry EP, it doesn't count unless you do the little heart symbol...

tem said...

i like angie's voice.

blue said...

***Wall

tem said...

wall indeed.

El Padrino said...

dont know how

Jugdish said...

"She did not axe for the kind of help I wanted to give. "

I thought that was funny.

Beth said...

Geez EP, yesterday you impressed me with your effort for your wife, and now you can't even google the html symbol for a heart for me? I'm so disappointed...

Sigh.

blue said...

that's because you don't pass the mario test beth

iamacunninglinguist said...

what up sluts. and Beth.

EP, hold Alt and use the keypad number 3.

El Padrino said...

sweet

blue said...

look beth, i found this for you...merry christmas

El Padrino said...

☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○

blue said...

shit, that didn't work

tem said...

alt 3?

tem said...

say what ? ♥

tem said...

oh you gotta use the num pad.

blue said...

stupid ass blogger

tem said...

hot chick is leaving now. she was interviewing for some sort of position at one of the properties.

blue said...

position...lol

iamacunninglinguist said...

tem said...

yeah, not the position i had hoped for.

El Padrino said...

reverse cowgirl position

El Padrino said...

foo-nanny

blue said...

and then

tem said...

s
l
o
w

d
a
y

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Free Shoes U cheating

El Padrino said...

Margret Wegner underwent surgery in August to remove a pencil that had been stuck inside her head for 55 years.

tem said...

b
o
o

w
a
l
l

El Padrino said...

i hope it wasnt a #2 pencil

tem said...

why bother after 55yrs?

BROTHER THOMAS said...

didn't someone say Peter Gammons got pissed that Brian Roberts was even mentioned in the Mitchell report?

Roberts admits steroid use

ooops

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I'd take Margret Wegner out for a seafood dinner and NEVER call her again.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

cupchicks video?

please advice

El Padrino said...

zeke it's two chicks on this video site doing things

but it gets ugly real quick
i would advice not to see it

BROTHER THOMAS said...

and all these ball players who are now "admitting" to everything...


all they have to do is admit to whats in the report (if true)....nothing more.

ex. Pettitte

He was smart, he played it off as "only 2 days of my life" - because the Mitchell report was ambigous about his use.

Dood could have been doing it for years but since its only mentioned that he did it a few times, that all he has to fess up to...and he can brush that off with the "don't hate me" lines.

blue said...

cupchicks video is NSFW and very disgusting...just google cupchicks and you'll find it. There are a lot of youtube videos of people's reactions whilst watching the video

Jugdish said...

"all they have to do is admit to whats in the report (if true)....nothing more."

You are right to a point, however, That Vina guy denied some stuff in the report and admitted to HGH, so its not happening all the way around.

blue said...

and yeah, it gets real ugly real fast

Beth said...

I hadn't heard of the cupchicks video til today so had to google it to watch it. Damn I wish I had never done that...

Even if it's fake it's still too disturbing.

Jugdish said...

Is someone going to tell us what happens there so we don't have to watch the video? I am mutumbo'd on youtube at work.

Beth said...

Jug, it involves lots of shit-eating by 2 girls, literally. I didn't watch it all though so not sure about the 2nd half.

El Padrino said...

eat shit jug

tem said...

aye running diary of cupchicks is needed.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

they could still use Dickie V for Dook games.....

every time a Dookie hits a 3 cut to a shot of the booth and Dickie V can make the "bj" signal with his pointer finger and tongue/cheek.

Jugdish said...

I think that's enough of a diary...I'm not watching that.

blue said...

yeah, shit eating whilst making out

blue said...

then I think later, they vomit into each others mouths

blue said...

all around a good wholesome video

El Padrino said...

yeah Joe Johnson dun fucked up

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Dookie V's final paragraph in a letter to fans:

Once again, happy holidays to each and every one of you. Thanks so much for your tremendous support during my tenure with ESPN. I will be updating my Web site with basketball tidbits concerning the various teams, players and coaches during my rehabilitation process. This is already a dynamite hoop season and I cannot wait for March Madness. And Tell Coach K I will miss his musk, but don't worry, I'll still let you finish on my face when I return.

blue said...

i think you made up that last sentence

tem said...

hilarious.

tem said...

cupchicks sound gross.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP did you load up on kentucky or did they take that bowl off the board now?

El Padrino said...

took kentucky at minus 2 for $250
now it's 4

you talking about the pick em?

Spaceman Spiff said...

nah, talking real $$$ cuz the 20+ players from FSU gonna be suspended, zeke posted the article

El Padrino said...

oh i see that
they might void my bet now

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

speaking of the bowls i'm picking each one so friday's post is going to be long, as far as thursday's bowl game i will let freak pick that one and it WILL count against or for my record

freak the pressure is on

Spaceman Spiff said...

work email:
'All,
I received a basket with some holiday treats. It does not have a senders name. I will place this in the kitchen for everyone to enjoy.'

no sender name may = diarrhea = no thanks

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Trade that just went down in my $$ FNBA:

Dirk

for

Rip & Jamison

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

♥☺☻♦♣♠•◘○

sweet. I learnt.

Spaceman Spiff said...

jamison is solid

El Padrino said...

no sender = anthrax

NYC mentality

Beth said...

Spiff, thanks for mentioning diarrhea so soon after I watched the cupchicks video...

blue said...

anthrax was a very influential band in the 80's

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Spiffg didn't give us a shoutout when he stole this from us:

I'm going with Tough Juice. Regardless, I'd rather have both guys at these prices than Deng at $70 million.

(Random question: If you had to rank the greatest nicknames in the NBA right now, does anything beat "Tough Juice," with the possible exception of "Black Mamba?" I couldn't love that nickname more -- it's not possible. Also, we need to start calling Vince Carter "Weak Juice." Like, right now.)

blue said...

I liked the Weak Juice comment

BROTHER THOMAS said...

"Hmmmmm, I wonder if I can use Amare to improve my team defensively, gain some financial flexibility and maybe even dump Marcus Banks' contract and pick up a No. 1 pick in the process?"


I'm shocked people STILL don't get this....D'antoni's system is predicated on RUNNING...not PLAYING DEFENSE.

The coach stated as much when they traded Kurt Thomas. The Suns don't want to be an elite defensive team. Just get ocassional stops.

Granted getting occasional stops for the Suns is difficult and D'antoni's style to this point has won jack shit, but they're not trying to get better defensively by trading Amare.

They might deal Amare...BUT NOT TO GET BETTER DEFENSIVELY.

spiffg is a NBA "fan" right?

blue said...

zeke-

point taken..but D'antoni is not Steve Kerr, and Kerr may just decide that he needs some defense in the middle.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Melo is only 23?

damn.

blue said...

but I don't see them trading Amare, ever, for anything. If they didn't pull the trigger on Amare for KG, they aren't getting rid of him period.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

point taken.

if they decide to trade Amare for defense/cap relief AND change the system....I get it.

El Padrino said...

yo macy's.com got some diamond earrings for $199

online only
1/2 carat total weight
regulary $600, white gold

gteed delivery by 12/24

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I loved spiffg's Dirk Nowitski paragraph. That was good.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

that was a pretty decent effort by spiffg.

El Padrino said...

yeah i liked it too, i always like his trade value column

ns

BROTHER THOMAS said...

if I was Kerr I would be more concerned with Amare's knees.

they were showing highlights of him vs the Spurs in past seasons....sploding over fools....

this season....not so much.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

The "Emeka Okafur or Dwight Howard" debate is laughable now.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I was surprised Kobe was at 10.

I'd put Kobe at 2 or 3.

blue said...

I still say, that if they aren't trading him for KG, they aren't trading him at all.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

the Chris Kaman insights were fascinating.

living in LA + reality show + Chris Kaman

seems logical to me

El Padrino said...

he really looks like a caveman

El Padrino said...

from now on his name is Thor

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Rich Rod's buyout

this is going to get ugly.

blue said...

do all towns in WV have "town" in their name?

Spaceman Spiff said...

c-booz is a BEAST

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Milwaukee:

#2 in the nation in Police Brutality. Motherfuckers been earning a little extra stick time lately

blue said...

lots of drunk cops

BROTHER THOMAS said...

what else do they have to look forward to....they're cops and they live in Milwaukee.

beating fools down brings them pleasure.....

"all day....with my baton up a fools ass....that's my pleasure"

El Padrino said...

who's #1, NY or Detroit?

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Del Boca Vista has to be high on the list.

blue said...

simpsons movie is out on DVD today...and blu-ray

BROTHER THOMAS said...

we've had mixed reviews about The Simpons movie here.

I'll wait till its on ppv, then decide if its worth a purchase.

blue said...

i have yet to see it...but it's on blu-ray so you know it must be good

tem said...

"do all towns in WV have "town" in their name?"

no

tem said...

and the rich rod stuff is amazing. apparently all the big name donors are backing out of commitments because the pres and AD botched the RR stuff too bad.

tem said...

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07352/842541-144.stm


linked it up old skool style.

tem said...

tem saw the simpsons movie.

it was ok.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"who's #1, NY or Detroit?"

Specifically, your Borough.

NS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Simpsons Movie sucked.

Not funny

BROTHER THOMAS said...

from that article...they lost their swim coach, who won the big east....to a high school swim team.

ahahahahahahaha

BROTHER THOMAS said...

LOVRLdJ:

I'm takin it back to the old skool
cuz I'm an old fool
who's so kool
you wanna get down?
I'ma show you the way.....


no idear who the artist is.

name the song

BROTHER THOMAS said...

and yesterday's bonus answer was:

Ice Cube/Gangsters Fairytale

El Padrino said...

Young MC, bust a move

El Padrino said...

figured that deke
cops shoot first ask later

tem said...

swimming is dumb.

sources confirmed she was pregnant and moved there with her husband who got a job at some college.

tem said...

Digital Underground.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

ah, that is less humiliating then.

damn.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Young MC, bust a move

negative

Digital Underground.

nein

BROTHER THOMAS said...

sources confirmed she was pregnant and moved there with her husband who got a job at some college.

wait.

sheep get hired at colleges?

women have sex with sheep too?

El Padrino said...

damn

tem said...

yes and yes.

tem said...

Blow Job Betty

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tag Team

Whoomp!...There It Is

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Tag Team back again check it top
Wreck it - let's begin
Party people let me hear some noise
DC's in the house jump jump and rejoice
There's a party over here
a party over there
Wave your hands in the air
Shake the deriere
These three words mean you're gettin' busy

Whoomp there it is

whoomp there it is

BROTHER THOMAS said...

YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!

tem said...

i would have got that eventually.

tem said...

s

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I figured Tem would know the corny "rap" songs

BROTHER THOMAS said...

tem dropped an "old skool", that lyric popped into the domepiece.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

don't make me bust out Oynx lyrics deke.

SLAM!

H said...

I was less than impressed with the Simpsons movie. It started off with a bang and lots of laughs, then ground to a halt. I'd give it 3/4 of a thumb up...

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I used to be a huge Simpsons fan....haven't really watched it much in the last 5+ years.

tem said...

I liked the new Futurama movie (straight to DVD) better than the Simpsons movie.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I watched Futurama a few times, good show.

I've got The Wire season 4 and 30 Rock's first season coming soon.

tem said...

They did a new movie for futurama. They are doing like 3 more and are going to make them into regular episodes.

I don't know why I'd watch the episodes if I already watched the movie.

Tyler said...

So, Fantasy Football update: somehow I won that matchup that I thought I lost. We were tied and I think the tie-break was overall points total. Since I had the highest in the entire league, I won. Snackcake.

Tyler said...

I had the highest points total but was the #4 seed. I played against the #1 seed and tied him. So now it's the championship round.

tem said...

i bet he is pissed.

tem said...

keef,

no bites on the tix so far.

nobody cares about WVU football anymore.

Tyler said...

Was LOVRLdJ inspired by my comment yesterday about the DJ that was at the Holiday Party last Friday?

BROTHER THOMAS said...

yeah T, tem dropped an "old skool" and your comment yesterday.

both factors.

ns

El Padrino said...

i've been shopping all day
internet

BROTHER THOMAS said...

can you still get ish delivered in time?

tem said...

got any other deals el pad?

those earrings were tempting.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

FYI:

Taylor Made won I ♥ NY 2 last night.

Tyler said...

Zeke, nice work. That jam is so corny.

Tyler said...

My favorite part is:

"You want to come down to the underground
Old school - here's a shovel can you dig it fool?
Can you dig it (we can dig it)
Can y'all dig it (we can dig it)"

So corny.

tem said...

dig 'em is a frog.

El Padrino said...

20th they say is the last day before shipping

tem said...

el pad, any good deals on good gifts?

El Padrino said...

Esquire watch diamond bezel = $420

thewatchery.com

reputable site

El Padrino said...

i just bought it
she has no clue she's getting a watch

hopefully

watch = head

El Padrino said...

tem that macy earring deal is nuts
i might pick them up on principle and save them for a rainy day

NS

BROTHER THOMAS said...

that's not a bad strategy at all EP, next time cmEP gets upset

"I guess I'll take these diamond earrings back then...."

BAM!

El Padrino said...

exactly

or the opposite

next time i come home ineberated and pantless i can whip those out with the i sorry look and boom, out the doghouse

El Padrino said...

it's like a mulligan

BROTHER THOMAS said...

either way you're golden kid.

buy 'em.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Friday - off

next Wed - off


BAM!

El Padrino said...

nice, day after is nice

BROTHER THOMAS said...

listen to this shit - talk about "getting it" - only the extreme exact opposite....

last weekend FMZ buys her parents a coffee maker and coffee...

then tells me its a "joint gift"...

I told her I'm not paying shit, said no way I'd spend that much on her peoples.

she said "just pay 'whatever'" I said "alright I'll give ya 5$" - she wasn't amused.

who does shit like that? I'm still pissed.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

that last comment was brought to you by....."shit"

El Padrino said...

so zeke as of right now youz dont share money?

if the answer is yes, we dont share money then she is wrong

BROTHER THOMAS said...

separate....

no way in hell I'd trust her with my money (yet)

BROTHER THOMAS said...

"trust" = she loves to shop....women be shopping.

not "trust" meaning she's a dirtball.

Jugdish said...

How much was the coffee maker?

BROTHER THOMAS said...

all together it was 200$

no way I'd spend 100$ on her peoples.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

background: the last couple of years I've dropped a few hundo on them....not this year though.

Jugdish said...

Shit, a $200 coffee maker? Are they opening up their own Starbucks?

Jugdish said...

I think if I were you I'd be more upset at the fact that she spent $200 on a coffee maker than her asking you to contribute.

El Padrino said...

then she is wrong, shoulda asked you first

give her $50 and tell her make sure your name is on it for credit purposes

Jugdish said...

You set the bar too high...not a smart move.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

jug/EP - all good points.

it's partly my fault.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

the real kick-in-the-nuts is that she said they don't drink much coffee.

tem said...

macys site is down...ns

tem said...

saving that ish for a rainy day ain't a bad plan.

Jugdish said...

tem...keep trying, you'll get in eventually.

Jugdish said...

I'm still shocked at a $200 coffee maker. What do you need a good coffee maker to do, have a timer and have it ready for you in the morning...tops. You could spend 30-40 on that at the most and be just fine.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

jug I hear you....

the coffee maker was like 160$ itself (still too high) and she bought a lot of coffee...

its one of those 1 cup coffee makers....

still

El Padrino said...

jug it must have a grinder and may or may not make espresso

El Padrino said...

bbb some gook (sorry spiff) that sounds pretty good, original music too

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I love how Rome will read an email about something and go "emails about _______" are not acceptable....yet he reads them everyday.

hysterical

Jugdish said...

I don't drink coffee, so what do I know. Some things don't need to cost that much.

Tell her to return it, get a $40 one and a can of Folgers and you're in for $25.

I think that is fair.

Jugdish said...

RE: Rome

then he purposely crumples them up right by the mic.

Beth said...

Zeke, my mom's a coffee nut and bought a $160 single cup coffee maker. Is yours a Tassimo do you know? It's damn expensive but I have to say makes a fantastic cup of coffee (and expresso and latte and cappucino and tea and hot chocolate, etc.)

El Padrino said...

going to bank
stay under 200 until i come back

ha

BROTHER THOMAS said...

jug - you're preaching to the choir, re: folgers

BROTHER THOMAS said...

yeah that sounds like the one beth.

I went to Circuit City...she went to BB&B, by the time we met up the damage was done.

the blood was on her hands

Jugdish said...

I hope you get a nice cup of coffee whenever you go over to their place Zeke.

CMFost said...

I hope you all have a happy holiday season and a healthy new year!!!

BROTHER THOMAS said...

get bent cummy

Jugdish said...

200?

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