Wednesday, December 05, 2007

This is a the subject matter of the day

miggy. Trelle. no shit?

-i cant believe they pulled it off. i mean, i understand the logic behind it and it is definitely the right move for "right now", but with all the knob-bobbing theyve done on the 2 main pieces of the deal, that's what i can't get over. Cameron Maybin and Andrew Miller were regarded as the second coming of... well, something that came correct once already. Miller was supposed to be The Anchor one day and Maybin was supposed to be so good that he was gonna move Granderson out of center within the next 2 years. they absolutely sloooooooobbed on these guys. like jizz on the chin and leave it there-slob. so that's what surprises me about the whole thing. i wonder if theyll move Inge back to being a catcher now, since they really dont have anybody that's worthwhile behind Pudge. they allegedly packaged Mike Rabelo into the deal, so there goes the backup from last year. Inge has a big chunk of salary though, so i wouldnt expect him to stick around. damn, if that negro could hit he'd be freakin awesome. his glove is solid gold like Soul Train. i will miss watching him play 3rd for us. it was a good run, Brandon. sorry to see you peace out. deuce deuce. chest lb.

in other news, the Tigers have a sick.. sick.. lineup. top to bottom that shit is Scary Spice.

-watched some of the Memphis/USC game last night. OJ Mayo looks like the kid who was way better than anyone he ever played against in hike school, then went to a shitty team, but high-profile program, in an effort to get mad minutes. he is like Flip Murray. bitch shoots all the damn time tryin to 'get his'. just seems like the kid who "acts" like he's really good on the floor.. and no doubt he hit some nice shots and seems like a good baller, but he seems like he is one who has the act and posturing down, rather than actually working on his game. this is better known as swagger. he acts like he is the shit, but i dont know that he actually has the game to fully compliment how good he thinks he is. example: the guy at pickup ball who wears the arm bands or knee sleeve (and doesnt have it on his knee) and kinda just throws the ball at the rim warming up, cause he's so good he dont needs no warmup shots. yeah, like that. maybe im wrong (who cares), but that's kinda the vibe i get after watching him a couple times. oh, plus both of those teams are really, really shitty. Memphis supposedly had an off night, but USC is just fucking awful. and Mayo has a skinny little Hitler mustache. looks like ma'fuggin Little Richard or some shit.

-haysoos, how do u add a 2 all-star caliber players like that to an already potent lineup and pitching rotation? fuck me, that's awesome.

-i want bowl games. i wish they meant something though. that's life, kid.

-today: office christmas luncheon. yay. this year, instead of just having out dinky little group involved, they invited a slew of people. yay, douchebags that think theyre important and try to act as if. sweet. i'm excited. i hope the food doesnt suck. i am putting my expectations low though.

-it's getting late, so i'll slop this up there.

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Keith S said...

First?

jugdish said...

second?

Keith S said...

TDiLoVH

There’s no 12/5 post, so this post is for 12/6. The T in TDiLoVH stands for “Tomorrow’s”.
Rev with a 3 scroller, starts off complaining about some Eagle who got suspended for using some asthma medication. Says he really likes the Red Sox (WHAT??), but they signed JD Drew, so he might not like them as much, and he also thinks Theo Epstein has lost his mind. I think Theo knows what he’s doing. He posts a link and says he won’t be eating at any Taco Bells for a while. The link is dead. I think it was just a joke. I mean, come on, it’s Rev for crissakes. Apparently Rev was at the Monday night Eagles game and he’s still tired from all of the witty banter he had with people in his section.

319 comments

Some BCS talk to begin the day. Apparently Florida passed UM in the standings and will play OSU for the title. That should have never happened. What a horrible system. (s)

TP is going to the game and staying in downtown PHX. Just so you know.

Zeke gives TP the rundown on downtown. Must be a slow morning.

Isiah Thomas said...if the Sawx suck this year Theo will be out after another season. Oops.

It’s tem’s birthday and he’s mailing it in. Happy birthday tomorrow.

Zeke asks what’s the longest you’ve ever sat at your desk for without getting up. Definitely a slow morning

Tem does a running diary of an SG article that appears in the Mag. RIP temdiaries

I think zeke, tem, steve, and TP are the only ones working this day

Zeke posts a question someone asked about the Suns during a Bill Walton chat and Walton’s answer is a rev-like 2 scroller.

Steve says “Somebody otta kick his ass”. Steve = cummy?

Ahh, now rev, eb, WC, MVN and BBB show up.

RichRod talked to Alabama, so he’s on tem’s list for 2 months. I think he learnt his lesson.

Holy shit, jay scott with a comment. I remember that guy. I just looked on his blog and he posted something yesterday. WFT happened to that guy?

It seems that linking is difficult for a lot of people.

Tem says Steve Slaton got jobbed for not being on the Heisman invite list. Pat White also got jobbed. Boise State guy got jobbed, too. That is probably the only time “jobbed” has been used 3 times in one comment.

Tem is leaving and zeke tells him to get to the strip club. RIP the days when Ohio strippers could be closer than 6 ft to you

Steve keeps saying lol

Zeke giving running commentary of Dooook game, complaining about the Dooookies getting all the calls from the refs. Good thing he doesn’t do that anymore.

Now steve is dropping ;) into his comments

Pretty boring day by LoV standards. The day finishes with tem talking about fmtem passing out and LoV determining what the proper protocol is in this case. I don’t think I need to explain the results.

jugdish said...

BBB...as a White Sox fan I hate that trade that Detroit made.

I understand you wondering about giving up Miller and Moybin, but you're right, this move is all about right NOW, and nothing matters more than winning right now.

Personally I'd like to see some of my teams make some big moves last night and take some risks, like the Bulls and Kobe.

...if only Kobe wanted to be traded. Oh well.

ToddPacker said...

token comment

tps owns me again today

jugdish said...

I'm just glad I got the Rev melon up there at the top of the page.

tem said...

good tdilh

tem said...

yesterday final tcs:

Zeke 104 17.28%
Blue 87 14.45%
tem 85 14.12%
Keith 68 11.30%
El Pad 37 6.15%
Deke 35 5.81%
Spiff 31 5.15%
TP 21 3.49%
freak 20 3.32%
Mills 20 3.32%
Jug 19 3.16%
Tyler 18 2.99%
BBB 16 2.66%
Beth 11 1.83%
WC 11 1.83%
Kod 8 1.33%
Steve 5 0.83%
other 3 0.50%
marco 2 0.33%
Eracist 1 0.17%

tem said...

i remember fmtem getting hammered last year for my bday.

good times.

tem said...

of course that was when we were still engaged and not in some sort of cluster fuck of a relationship type thing.

jugdish said...

BBB...more on the Tigers trade...if Willis never returns to form, the trade may be more lopsided than it seems.

What does the rotation look like next year? Where do you put Willis?

Whatchewtalking bout Willis?

tem said...

that is the greatest trade i have ever heard of.

Keith S said...

So fmtem is no longer fmtem?

tem said...

sean taylor death news:

the 17yr old pulled the trigger. temstradamus says 100% chance he is tried as an adult.

tem said...

fmtem is fmtem i guess, but not officially. at one time it was official fmtem. now it is who knows what. and by now i mean since june.

jugdish said...

"that is the greatest trade i have ever heard of."

Anytime you can add a guy to your team with the word "train" as part of his nickname...you do it.

Keith S said...

Someone mentioned JLH the other day, but here it is straight from the horse's mouth. So to speak.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

jug - right now is totally right. the rest of the lineup aint gettin any younger, and they knew they had to max it out if they wanted to win.

either make the trade and try to win big or aim for being a "fun" team to watch in 4-5 years by holding on to all your prospects.

Illitch wants his Pizza!Pizza! right now.

tem said...

tell jlh a size 2 isn't fat, but irregardless she looked fat in those pics.

jugdish said...

I remember signing a birthday card yesterday, which means there is a good chance of there being cake at our staff meeting this morning.

jugdish said...

Tem...does it annoy you when someone in the office brings in cake, but tries to make it healthy by putting fruit and shit on there?

Just give me a damned normal cake with frosting.

tem said...

cake tomorrow, perhaps left over cake today and there was cake yesterday.

tem said...

cmblue needs to hold that baby in for 14 more hours...oh wait timezones....17 more hours? let's call it 18 to be safe.

tem said...

"Tem...does it annoy you when someone in the office brings in cake, but tries to make it healthy by putting fruit and shit on there?"

yes but i am accepting of this as i is much better than the people who say "i want a veggie plate for my birthday."

jugdish said...

Here is an office person I like...Candy Dish Lady

This lady always has at least one candy dish full. Its like Halloween all year round. She always has a good selection, and its always full unless she is out on vacation. I probably owe her a couple of hundred dollars for the amount of times I have raided her candy bowl.

tem said...

"raided her candy bowl"

does this mean plow?

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

Willis-depends on how healthy Kenny is and if they wanna throw 3 lefties in a row (i wouldnt expect they would, but hey, Leyland knows better). Is Willis like Robertson, in that he has shitty numbers but is still a solid pitcher? not sure.. havent seen him at all to say...

he's probably 3 or 4. Verlander, Bondo, Kenny, Willis, Robertson..

i could see them staggering righty-lefty though since theyre overloaded... tough decisions. which all-star do u put first..

jugdish said...

veggie plate...that's why you should never ask.

tem said...

candy dish lady here is non-existant.

devastating.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

and im not sold on Kenny being a #3 to rely on.

tem said...

bbb is giddy.

jugdish said...

Good problem to have.

tem said...

i happy for him. ns.

i will be sad for him when cabreara eats willis and mags.

jugdish said...

He is the gambler.

jugdish said...

I still can't believe he was playing at 255 last year.

Keith S said...

We had someone bring in a cake last week for someone's bday, then she told us all that she spent $25 on it and we needed to give her a couple bucks each. We didn't plan the cake, she just went and bought it. Therefore, she gets no $$.

tem said...

i would throw down $2 for cake if the person who brought it in was hot.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

time to go be a slave for the luncheon.

awesome, no work.

jugdish said...

We rotate it around...everyone draws a name and they buy the cake and card for that person. Its about a 12 person group. I never pick fruity cakes when it is my turn to buy.

tem said...

the office pays for a birthday treat out of petty cash.

usually people pick cake, but some fuckers pick veggies. i hate them.

jugdish said...

We have a free holiday lunch this week...BBQ!

Nothing says Merry Christmas like brisket and sausage.

Of course nothing says Jugdish like a free lunch.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Work! Hooray, work!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm wondering when bossman's gonna start buying us lunch on a consistent basis.

Always happens in December.

tem said...

our holliday lunch is at some super fancy place.

tem said...

tem hates it.

tem said...

lunch place

tem said...

from the chef's bio:

"Chef Handke is one of only 75 chefs in the country who has achieved certified master chef (CMC), the certification given by ACF to recognize the highest achievement in the culinary profession. He was the thirteenth chef to receive the CMC designation after passing the grueling 10-day, 130-hour examination."

jugdish said...

We had one of those last week. Super Fancy places give you small portions of food for large amounts of prices. For some reason people think it is worth it to have 5 forks to choose from.

Thanks for a teaspoon of garlic mashed potatoes.

tem said...

the prices at the place aren't too bad, but the food is all sorts of fancy.

tem said...

and the portions are small and there are plenty of fork sizes.

tem has no clue which for is for what.

tem said...

also you can't special order anything. the chef cooks it "how it is supposed to be made"

you get no choices. you want steak, well it is coming out however he wants to make it with whatever he wants on top.

jugdish said...

They tell me to start from the left and work my way in with the forks.

jugdish said...

Now that sucks.

tem said...

i skip half of the stuff because i don't know what it is. so i lose my fork count.

jugdish said...

I'm a picky eater, so I wouldn't like that.

Tyler said...

Was Chef Handke on Iron Chef?

tem said...

chef handke loves glaze. glaze is on everything.

what sucks is that it is not the same glaze that is on donuts.

it is some sort of blueberry glaze that shouldn't exist, or some other type of glaze.

never donut glaze.

jugdish said...

I'm a picky eater, so I wouldn't like that.

jugdish said...

I wouldn't want any fruity glaze on my steak.

tem said...

i am very picky as well.

jugdish said...

Did you ever ask Chef Handke how he would like a kick in the nuts?

tem said...

handke is friends with the big boss here. so i do not speak ill of handke.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

he would love a kick in the balls... in space

tem said...

he likes to come over and use our photocopier for photocopying menus and specials and flyers and shit.

jugdish said...

cake time

jugdish said...

I'm guessing some sort of chocolate cake...I will report back.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

i think they may be catering in.. pizza. i will advice as well.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem, I would definitely not eat the food @ Handke's.

See if you can order from the Kiddie Menu.

tem said...

for holiday luncheon we get the choice of 1 of 2 salads. 1 of 2 soups, 1 of 2 entrees and 1 of 2 desserts.

Beth said...

Tem, you think they'd mind if I went in your place to Handke's? I love those kinds of places. :-)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Tem, you think they'd mind if I went in your place to Handke's? I love those kinds of places. :-)"

I'm calling bullshit on this. I figure you as a Ground Round kind of gal.

Beth said...

Nope, I have expensive tastes Deke. You could never afford me...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Nope, I have expensive tastes Deke. You could never afford me..."

Beth screams

HIGH MAINTAINANCE right now

Beth said...

Oh in some things I'm definitely high maintainence, I don't deny that. But at the same time I'm not the kind of gal who gets upset if her bf does regular guys nights out, watches lots of sports (hell, half the time I'll watch with him) or has female friends even. So it's a trade off.

El Padrino said...

i get it, cancer sucks, you won against a team you shouldnt have, you made a hell of a speech, you founded the v foundation, blah blah

i get it

please jeremy shcapp i get it
no more valvano
please

El Padrino said...

nice trade bbb
i'm jealous

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just really want to have someone that will leave me the fuck alone, and have relations with on occasion.

I'm a simple man.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

chicken mcnuggets scream high maintenance to Deke

El Padrino said...

1-800-4Jimmy-week
or go to VFoundation.com

El Padrino said...

there i did my part
now schapp shut the fuck up

Beth said...

"I just really want to have someone that will leave me the fuck alone, and have relations with on occasion"

You realize that could describe a hooker, right?

tem said...

beth you can go in my place but you can not have the gift card "christmas bonus" that we get.

El Padrino said...

the kay jewelers commercials make me sick

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

deke - her name is Tai-Lynn and she ruv you rong time.

tem said...

HUGNRY

tem said...

damn, spelt it wrong, that'll fuck up the ctrl f.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

other than the bad hoops that was on tv, Dicky V made the game almost unbearable as well..

Beth said...

Damn Tem, you drive a hard bargain. But I guess I can live with you keeping the gift card.

See Deke, I'm not THAT high maintainence. :-)

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

the only thing missing from the V Foundation is Sally Strothers.

"PLEASE HELP THE CHILDREN!!"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"You realize that could describe a hooker, right?"

I'm too cheap for a hooker.

Mills said...

If Cabrera and Willis bring in that haul from Detriot, imagine what Scotty Rolen and Anthony Reyes will bring in!!!

Exciting time to be a cards fan!!!


sssssssssssssss

Mills said...

That Tia Tequilia show is fake. She has a boyfriend.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"That Tia Tequilia show is fake. She has a boyfriend."

thanks, Cumfast

jugdish said...

Cake report:

It was chocolate sheet cake...WARM, fresh out of the oven chocolate sheet cake. The lady who made it = candy dish lady and lives right across the street from the office.

Warm chocolate sheet cakes is one of the best EVAR, maybe second only to the orgasm cake from the second Matrix movie.

El Padrino said...

delisssssssshhhhhhhh

El Padrino said...

madden time

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"madden time"

You're off again?

El Padrino said...

yep, til friday

Keith S said...

"the kay jewelers commercials make me sick"

Did you know every kiss begins with kay

blue said...

"every kiss begins with kay"

is not true if you're a florida fan...every kiss begins with Tebow, or J

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck tony reagins

Keith S said...

RIP Chip Reese

jugdish said...

ELP...you might want to take some time off of work for this.

tem said...

i am back.

i see i missed little.

tem said...

we have cookies today for someone's birthday.

cookies are aceptable.

tem said...

also left over cake from yesterday.

Keith S said...

It depends on what kind of cookies

tem said...

"Damn Tem, you drive a hard bargain. But I guess I can live with you keeping the gift card."

if you're good i might even use some of the gift card to get you a card or something.

tem said...

cookies are:

chocolate chip
peanut butter
oatmeal raisin

and two other kind with some sort of nuts or something.

jugdish said...

Stay away from nuts...go with chocolate chip

jugdish said...

Stay away from nuts...go with chocolate chip

JFreak said...

"I didn't even know it could get down to zero."

you're kidding, right?

Keith S said...

Those are good. Ones with nuts r not

Spaceman Spiff said...

is chip reese death number 3?

Spaceman Spiff said...

im a white choco macadamia fan, cookie has to be soft kind though. those cookies are the only way ill eat white chocolate

Keith S said...

Yeah I think Chip is #3. But tem is honoring him by eating chocolate chip cookies.

jugdish said...

I'm going hunting for more sheet cake.

jugdish said...

SCORE!

Spaceman Spiff said...

taylor shooter wants plea deal, fuck that guy

Spaceman Spiff said...

brennan is a heisman finalist

Spaceman Spiff said...

deke, you missed the hatton chat, but you can talk shit to PBF in his chat today at 2 eastern

tem said...

i only ate the peanut butter cookies.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

On a completely unrelated note: I figured out another reason why we're unstoppable- We have NASA on our side.

NASA, motherfuckers!

tem said...

jug = NASA

jugdish said...

Speaking of NASA, there is another shuttle launch tomorrow, scheduled for 4:31 EST.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke, you missed the hatton chat, but you can talk shit to PBF in his chat today at 2 eastern"

Bingo! Thanks for the heads up.


What are the odds PBF is even the one doing the typing? Can he even use a computer?

jugdish said...

Oldest debate, but how could this not be more exciting than these bowl games?

jugdish said...

My boss missed the playoffs in our work FF auction league with an 8-5 record. He thought he was in...that hurt.

tem said...

in my $$$ league i was 6-7 but somehow made the playoffs.

i am a 5pt favorite against a 10-3 team.

tem said...

i think the commish changed the playoffs so he would make it, so that meant i had to be in.

jugdish said...

Our commish finished 3 and something and has a bye in the toilet bowl. Not much to work with there.

Keith S said...

I won the last 4 in a row in my $$ league to finish 6-7, and I missed the playoff spot because another team had the same record, but 4 more pts than me.

jugdish said...

I started 3-5 and won 5 in a row to get a wild card spot. We start our playoffs this weekend. I play the same guy I beat last week in the first round of the playoffs.

jugdish said...

I started my own $$$ league this year too, with my brothers and some friends. I did not fair so well there. I'm 4-9 or whatever. Not going to the playoffs.

tem said...

i am 6-7 with the 3rd most point.

we do conferences. i am 3rd in mine and the commish is 3rd in his.

Beth said...

"if you're good i might even use some of the gift card to get you a card or something"

Sounds like your company really goes all out on your Christmas gift card there Tem. What's it value, $4.99?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Somehow I'm 3rd in the keeper

Keith S said...

I bet the PBF chat last for about 20 minutes, tops.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i have the number 1 pick in the 2008 keeper draft.

bask bitches

Keith S said...

So you're taking Colt Brennan?

JFreak said...

I was looking at the 2nd pick until like 3 weeks ago.

JFreak said...

wwl has a pic of hatton/floyd on the front page.

tem said...

"Sounds like your company really goes all out on your Christmas gift card there Tem. What's it value, $4.99?"

no, but $5 is the high end of gift amount you get. after all fmtem is spending like a week in ATL. That is more than enough gift.

tem said...

last year the value was $250.

or maybe $275, it might be less this year, the RE market is down.

ToddPacker said...

i hate you, tps

Keith S said...

Hatton looks like Corky in that pic.

Beth said...

"after all fmtem is spending like a week in ATL. That is more than enough gift"

Fmtem's time in Atlanta is priceless, for both of us.

tem said...

i am taking MIA in the survivor III pool. or II or whatever it is.

Keith S said...

I'm taking Buffalo

tem said...

hatton goes up to 185 post fight then back down to 147.

i can't imagine losing 40lbs, let alone losing it multiple times and putting it back on multiple times.

tem said...

if my trend holds MIA will win by 3.

I took pats over iggles and ind over jax so far.

Spaceman Spiff said...

travel channel;s 10 best places to pig out, i want to try the pointersaurus pizza at pointers pizza, and the reilly burger at eagles

tem said...

where are these things?

Keith S said...

Are those both in CA?

Keith S said...

"When I beat Ricky Hatton on Saturday, I don't know what I'm going to do. I'll be taking a much-needed break. This will be my third fight in the last 13 months, I haven't even had time to take a vacation. I'm looking to put on a good performance, then taking some time off."

There is a zero percent chance that PBF typed that.

tem said...

of course not, PBF doesn't comment on this blog.

Keith S said...

15 minute chat for Floyd.

Spaceman Spiff said...

pointers pizza is in mizzou, reilly burger in massachu, so i will likely never try the challenges

Spaceman Spiff said...

PBF is the anti eltardo chatter

Spaceman Spiff said...

PBF guarantees hatton wont make 12 rounds

Spaceman Spiff said...

reilly burger challenge is a burger with 6, 1/2lb patties, 12 slices of cheese in the burger and 5 pounds of fries

Spaceman Spiff said...

pointersaurus has 2 pounds mozz, 2 pounds sauce, like 3 ounds of toppings, then however many pounds of dough, it can be done with a partner, and is the only challenege where you dont only get a reffund for the meal if you complete it, you get cash, 500$

jugdish said...

I could do that challenge over the course of a week possibly.

Keith S said...

I'm taking rev to pointersaurus

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea, theres time limits to them all

tem said...

that is a bold guarantee.

if hatton knocks PBF out in 8 does that count?

Spaceman Spiff said...

for people with sweet toofs, ben and jerrys has the vermonster, 20 scoops of ice cream, 4 banana, cookies and a brownie.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem, i was thinking the same thing

tem said...

how much is the pizza? like $75?

tem said...

i could eat a lot of ice cream, but no bananas.

tem said...

walt disney was born today.

so if baby blue pops out then it can hate jewish people just like disney hated them.

Keith S said...

"for people with sweet toofs, ben and jerrys has the vermonster, 20 scoops of ice cream, 4 banana, cookies and a brownie."

I think I could finish this.

tem said...

tcs today:

tem 54 31.58%
Jug 36 21.05%
Keith 19 11.11%
Spiff 16 9.36%
Deke 12 7.02%
BBB 10 5.85%
El Pad 8 4.68%
Beth 7 4.09%
freak 3 1.75%
TP 2 1.17%
Mills 2 1.17%
Blue 1 0.58%
Tyler 1 0.58%


where is zeke?

jugdish said...

Joey Chesnutt did the pizza one...his name is on the winner's list.

jugdish said...

TCS: Zeke will probably show up for LOVAD and drop in 175 comments.

tem said...

Chestnutt had a salad and some mozz sticks too.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think the pizza is around 40, not sure

tem said...

rolen to the pirates for Jason Bay.

that will get mills' comments up.

Keith S said...

jug is getting all his commenting in today before he has to go to space

tem said...

i don't think i could eat 5lbs of fries, let alone a burger on top of that.

jugdish said...

The cheese pizza, the bigone, is $35, but its like 40-45 with toppings.

Keith S said...

deke could eat 5 lbs of fries, except if you removed the "lbs of"

Spaceman Spiff said...

i thought he was going to the brewers


s

jugdish said...

Speechless, while looking at a pointersaurus ---->

Spaceman Spiff said...

if rev was on death row, his last meal would have to be flown in on a cargo plane.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hungry now

i want someone to make a 5 pound BL(bacon, lettuce) i would destroy that

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Rolen fell through because StL wouldn't take any of his salary.

tem said...

3lbs of meat i can understand, a lot of that weight goes away when you cook it.

but 5lbs of fries and then 3lbs of meat?? damn.

tem said...

"deke could eat 5 lbs of fries, except if you removed the "lbs of""

hilarity.

Keith S said...

Trade Capuano for Inge. Detroit needs another LH starter

tem said...

St. L stinks.

tem said...

"Child Services Concerned About Britney's Parenting Skills"

that is the no-shit news of the week.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Trade Capuano for Inge. Detroit needs another LH starter"

Sold.

jugdish said...

When someone sends out the "we have food in our area" email this office, you better wait a good 5 minutes. Its like the running of the bulls with the heifers in this place.

jugdish said...

I bet Rev has a picture of a tastycake in a heart frame on his office desk.

Keith S said...

This shit drives me crazy. Everyone is so damn paranoid about everything. I guarantee every one of our toys had lead in the paint when we were growing up.

tem said...

use that time to steal from the heffers.

take money, keys, pictures, pens, staplers, clear them out.

tem said...

Pencils have lead in them, but kids can use them. I don't get that.

tem said...

I am 100% sure my crib was painted with lead based paint.

As was the entire house.

jugdish said...

Lead: Do these people actually realize how much lead they have to injest for it to be dangerous?

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