Monday, December 03, 2007

THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!

What a kick in the nuts this past weekend was sports wise:

1) Les Miles, a man who proclaimed UM was his "dream job", pulls a 180 and decides to stay at LSU. How did UM bungle this one?

2) Your favorite NFL team has its best defensive player murdered earlier in the week, then on Sunday, your HOF coach helps blow the game. How does he not know the rules?

3) OSU makes the title game. I could tell you who I think should make the BCS Title game but you DAF, and IDGAF who you think should make it. The only thing that matters is what the BCS says. All Hail the BCS! (S).

4) Whale's Vagina, eliminated half of your office suicide pool, but then becomes the team that wins it all in the end. Fuck you Denver, you suck.

Did I miss anything?

BCS Matchups:

Title Game: LSU vs OSU
Sugar: Hawaii vs Georgia
Rose: USC vs Illinois
Orange: VT vs Kansas
Fiesta: OU vs WVU

And let me add a little holiday cheer to your day by recycling these from last year. The video is SFW, the audio, maybe not. Enjoy.

Part I:


Part II:


Part III:

674 comments:

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JFreak said...

Bowl Schedule

JFreak said...

Fuck the NFL network for covering IU's bowl game.

kodiac said...

LSU and OSU, what a fucking joke

JFreak said...

Big 10 got screwed over.

Purdue plays Central Michigan in Michigan.

Penn State plays Texas A&M in Texas.

Michigan plays Florida in Florida.

Ohio State plays LSU is Louisana.

JFreak said...

Almost forgot, Illinois plays USC in California.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Eracist comments in the last pot are gay.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Eracist

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

HAMMERED

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Is Tem okay?

JFreak said...

8 Big 10 teams made it to bowls.

Suck it haterz.

kodiac said...

OSU/LSU...worst title game ever
-of course, that's not really BCS's fault (ns)

Keith S said...

"ASU has to be fucking pissed that their hometown bowl snubbed them."

I don't think that's the case. Rose Bowl lost their Big 10 team, Sugar Bowl lost their SEC team. So that gave the Rose Bowl the #1 pick because the team they lost was ranked higher, and they took Illinois. Which was stupid, but whatever. Then the Sugar bowl got the next pick and they took Georgia. Orange Bowl picks next and they take Kansas. So the only 2 teams that the Fiesta Bowl had to choose from were WVU and Hawaii. I wish Hawaii would have choked away that game last night because ASU could have been the pick.

JFreak said...

"-of course, that's not really BCS's fault (ns)"

yes it is.

Also the voters fault.

There's a lot of blame to go around.

Keith S said...

IU plays against the 40 year old man

Keith S said...

"OSU/LSU...worst title game ever
-of course, that's not really BCS's fault (ns)"

That's a bold statement. Again, they aren't the best 2 teams right now, but in this system they are the right picks. I just wished the Rose Bowl would have picked Georgia because USC will kill Illinois.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

Michigan plays Florida in Florida.

not.good.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

OSU is going to get stomped. Sorry keef.

JFreak said...

This "undefeated in regulation" crap has to end.

Shut it Miles.

kodiac said...

I guess if it were up to me, I'd pick OU v. USC; but it's all subjective I suppose

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I think there will be a huge uproar here tomorrow on the sports talk, re: ASU getting snubbed.

Last week doods were saying the "relationship" between the Fiesta bowl and tempe/ASU would be permanently tarnished if they didn't pick ASU.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

Let's hope OSU actually takes the break and prepares for the game, unlike last year.

Keith S said...

"I guess if it were up to me, I'd pick OU v. USC; but it's all subjective I suppose"

That's who I would pick as the top 2 teams, too. But in the system that is set up that matchup isn't possible.

Keith S said...

zeke
Read my comment about ASU. They didn't get snubbed.

Keith S said...

"This "undefeated in regulation" crap has to end."

Yeah that's stupid. They should say "Yeah, but you're winless in OT".

Keith S said...

"OSU is going to get stomped. Sorry keef."

Agree to disagree

Keith S said...

I'll take the under in the game though.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

If OSU loses, that'll be 3 straight title game losses.

Keith S said...

So zeke is another person saying Miami beat OSU I guess.

kodiac said...

Yeah that's stupid. They should say "Yeah, but you're winless in OT".

good call

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Again, I am shit faced drunk.

this tokk a lot of efort to type

hilary is my co-pilot said...

videos added to the post

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

FUVK!

hilary is my co-pilot said...

3 straight, 1 footyball, 1 hoops

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

FUCK!

kodiac said...

Again, they aren't the best 2 teams right now, but in this system they are the right picks.

and that pretty much explains the current situation, and why it needs to be changed.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

and if the roles were reversed in the OSU/Miami call you'd still be pissed about it keef, that was a gift of a call/fixed game.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

HI was guaranteed a spot right so it was WVU vs ASU for the last Fiesta spot?

Keith S said...

"and that pretty much explains the current situation, and why it needs to be changed."

No argument from me. I'm happy a team I root for is playing for the title, but this is a bad system allowing it.

Keith S said...

"HI was guaranteed a spot right so it was WVU vs ASU for the last Fiesta spot?"

No. Fiesta gets the Big 12 winner, so OU was locked in. ASU only had Hawaii and WVU to choose from.

Keith S said...

Fiesta, not ASU.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

wc

hilary is my co-pilot said...

so the Fiesta had 2 to chose from out of HI, WVU and ASU?

Keith S said...

Illinois, Georgia, Kansas were all at-large teams who got picked before the Fiesta got their pick. So when they picked, all that was left was Hawaii/WVU who were both guaranteed BCS spots. There were no more at-large spots left.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

alright gotcha keef

hilary is my co-pilot said...

either way peoples will be pissed here.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I still don't get how Kansas gets picked over Mizzou.

Keith S said...

I'm disappointed, not really pissed. I have Fiesta Bowl tickets, so I would have liked to see ASU play here. Now I will just sell my tix.

Keith S said...

It's probably better for ASU to play against a team like Texas instead of OU because they aren't at OU's level yet

Keith S said...

Will anybody watch VT/Kansas?

hilary is my co-pilot said...

keef are you going to try and sell those tix then?

hilary is my co-pilot said...

nevermind

hilary is my co-pilot said...

Mark Schalabach on ESPN said that the Big 10 having 10 teams bowl eligible was an indictment.

not sure how that's a bad thing.

JFreak said...

Like I said in the last post, Mizzou beat both Illinois and Kansas, who were marginal BCS teams.

Very surprising.

Keith S said...

Yeah me and 2 buddies share 6 Fiesta Bowl tickets so I'm going to just sell them bc none of us want to see this game.

Keith S said...

tem
Want to buy some Fiesta Bowl tickets? $300 a piece

hilary is my co-pilot said...

if you don't mind me axing, what are the face value of those tix?

JFreak said...

SEC having 10 bowl-eligible teams shows how good they are.

Big 10 having 10 bowl-eligible teams shows how weak they are.


(sssssssss)

Still amazes me how some of the talking heads use the same argument to support one and denounce the other.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

ASU/Tex
Clemson/Auburn
Wisc/Tenn
HI/GA

are the best/most intriguing bowl matchups to me.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

I submitted that question to the guy but of course he didn't answer it.

kodiac said...

"mind if I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground"

hahaha, Family Guy is great

hilary is my co-pilot said...

this Suns/Knicks game was actually pretty close at the start of the 4th....now its a 17 pt Suns lead with 4 mins left....

hilary is my co-pilot said...

UM is going to get ROCKED by FLA.

NS

hilary is my co-pilot said...

the difference in speed/talent in that game will be off the charts.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

TP - its only natural we make a bet.

I want the points (if not more). 1 day name/pic change.

Keith S said...

"if you don't mind me axing, what are the face value of those tix?"

I was kidding about the $300. I think face value is $150ish. But we also have passes to the pre-game tailgate party that has all you can eat and drink, and parking passes.

Keith S said...

Those "messin with sasquatch" commercials are retarded.

Keith S said...

Herbstreit just had a "man, you're a douchebag" look on his face when Mark May was talking.

Keith S said...

Tim Tebow is to Mark May as cock is to Jenna Jameson.

hilary is my co-pilot said...

June Jones just chin nutted Tim Tebow.

awesome.

Keith S said...

That was pretty good.

Keith S said...

Corso is going a little overboard about Tebow

Keith S said...

Get Marvin Lewis the fuck out of Cincy. He's had his chance.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Are we finally done with College Football?

Keith S said...

Pittsburgh has a nice field.





s

Keith S said...

"Are we finally done with College Football?"

On 1/9/08

JFreak said...

Bacon chart

tem said...

WVU was locked into some bowl. If those were the only teams left of Friesta (ASU, HA, WVU) they had to take WVU.

tem said...

"tem
Want to buy some Fiesta Bowl tickets? $300 a piece"

very tempting, but no thanks. had i cancelled my New Orleans trip I would have, but I am still going down there.

tem said...

or HA. I forgot that part.

tem said...

but i see that was all fleshed out in later comments.

tem said...

santa vids are classics.

tem said...

final el pad post tcs:

Zeke 156 17.41%
Keith 138 15.40%
Deke 90 10.04%
tem 87 9.71%
El Pad 65 7.25%
Blue 61 6.81%
freak 57 6.36%
TP 55 6.14%
Spiff 47 5.25%
Jug 39 4.35%
Kod 30 3.35%
Tyler 25 2.79%
Rev 20 2.23%
Steve 8 0.89%
BBB 5 0.56%
Mills 5 0.56%
Corbin 4 0.45%
Eracist 4 0.45%

tem said...

where is everyone?

tem said...

fmtem was axing about the recliner yesterday. i played dumb, not sure if it worked.

tem said...

and since she reads this thing from time to time i might be 100% busted.

tem said...

"Tim Tebow is to Mark May as cock is to Jenna Jameson."


tebow goes into every hole of May?

El Padrino said...

beth nice question last night on espn, about the dawgs not getting a fair shake

only them and usc are playing the best ball right now

but that's not how the system works

tem said...

"Fuck the NFL network for covering IU's bowl game."


this is adding insult to injury for tem. i wanted to watch IU.

tem said...

my door has a sign on it that says "Just keep on walking"

Beth said...

Well surprisingly, I'm not that overly disappointed about UGA getting jumped in the polls, in fact I think I predicted it would happen last week on LOV. While I honestly believe GA is 1 of the 2 best teams in the nation right now, they didn't play well early and you if it wasn't UGA I'd be screaming that you just can't overlook that. But then again, should LSU get a THIRD shot at it all? I don't like that either (even though I think they'll stomp Ohio State). Not sure who I'd like to see playing for the title to be honest (if UGA can't be in it that is).

But the general consensus around here is that UGA's matchup in the Sugar sucks. If they blow out Hawaii it won't help them much cause everyone will just say Hawaii was never that good to start with. I was REALLY hoping for a UGA-USC matchup in the Rose Bowl, but oh well.

tem said...

LSU hasn't stomped anyone good yet. So I doubt they stomp the Buckeyes. They might beat them, probably in triple OT, but I don't see them stomping them.

tem said...

Prediction for WVU / OK game:

WVU 10
OK Infinity

El Padrino said...

yeah i dont have a good feeling about WVU's chances tem

did you break shit on sat?

tem said...

"did you break shit on sat?"

just a recliner. it was old and a pitt fan so it earned it.

Beth said...

"LSU hasn't stomped anyone good yet. So I doubt they stomp the Buckeyes. They might beat them, probably in triple OT, but I don't see them stomping them"

LSU only loses in triple OT.

Beth said...

I do like Richt's comments on the whole fiasco though. He matter of factly pointed out that the voters all knew UGA wasn't playing for the SEC Championship when UGA got voted #4, so why should it change now.

tem said...

"LSU only loses in triple OT."

but this time they will win, they are due.

El Padrino said...

nice work tem

yeah beth i liked richts interview

saying they were slighted by a rule that doesnt even exist within the system, seems like a smart guy for a southerner

*with all due respect

Beth said...

Richt is a classy guy, at least he never whined like Miles did (even though I couldn't have blamed him if he did).

And don't worry EP, I already know what you yanks really think about southerners. You'd still love my southern accent though... ;-)

El Padrino said...

my final opinion on this bcs crap is this

every team has a hole in the resume somewhere

for hawaii it's thier easy sked
for USC it's the Stanford loss
for VaTech it was getting ass raped bu LSU earlier in the year

and so on and so forth

it is what it is, as long as school presidents run shit there will be no playoffs

El Padrino said...

i love sothern girls

NS

El Padrino said...

*southern

El Padrino said...

i hate the term yanks btw

tem said...

oh i forgot LSU smoked Va Tech.


my prediction still stands though. no blowout.

El Padrino said...

but, if Hawaii didnt make it this year with an undefeated record and every other team with a loss, most of them 2 losses then it will never make it

unless some teams start to play them

Beth said...

"i hate the term yanks btw"

I had a feeling you might, that's why I used it. :-)

tem said...

tps is showing no mercy today. shouldn't it be nice and take it easy on me?

El Padrino said...

tps goes for the jugular

El Padrino said...

first snowfall of the year this weekend

El Padrino said...

joe gibbs


retire man
that was painful

tem said...

i missed exactly what happened to WASH. Please Advice.

El Padrino said...

about 6 seconds left and buffalo was lining up a 51 yarder (on the road, bad weather) for the win when Joe Gibbs called back to back timeouts which is against the rules. the second timeout comes with a 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty giving the bills a better shot at the FG from 36 yards out, which he hit

tem said...

i did not know back to back was against the rules.

i learnt something.

jugdish said...

Doh!

I missed that too.

tem said...

on saturday playing football i called 3 timeouts in a row. i was tired.

it was 3 on 3 because people did not show. i am too fat to be playing 3 on 3.

jugdish said...

"i learnt something."

So did Joe Gibbs.

tem said...

joe already forgot for he is old and senile.

jugdish said...

I heard he blamed that decision on his pit crew too.

jugdish said...

So Saturday night I'm flipping through the channels and I come across Eddie Murphy Raw on Bravo, but all the curse words are muted out, not bleeped, just muted.

What the f__k is the point of that? I'd rather watch it on one of the Mexican channels.

tem said...

that would basically be complete silence.

that act is 95% curse words.

100% funny.

tem said...

we could have a circle of LOV moment and discuss the top 5 comedians of all time.

jugdish said...

True that...and with them muted, he sounded like he was stuttering.

jugdish said...

Dane Cook



s

tem said...

John Clayton on the Mountaineers:

"They were four quarters from the French Quarter, then they fought like France with it all on the line"


that is funny.

El Padrino said...

that is funny

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

FL is gonna rape UM. sweet. this means my ears will be assaulted by my buddy.

put the red boots and cape on Tebow and call it a day...

El Padrino said...

no matter what the matchups are i cant get enough of bowl season

for me, i enjoy it more than march madnezzz (not the first 2 days though, those are the bestess)

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

today is on fyre

blue said...

and........

back

tem said...

are you a dad yet?

El Padrino said...

yes, yes i am

jugdish said...

We just got a new dog about a month ago, does that count?

blue said...

i'm not a dad yet...today i'm hanging out in the morning waiting for the carpet guys to arrive

blue said...

working from home is cool because I do just as little work as I do in the office, but i'm in sweat pants

blue said...

carpet guys are here, they don't seem smart.

El Padrino said...

jesus was a carpenter

tem said...

HUNGRY

isiah thomas said...

I think I might put 500$ on FLA.


NS

that is a lock to cover

El Padrino said...

where'd you find a line?
no lines yet

isiah thomas said...

keef - heard this on the radio, now that the Cowboys are building that new stadium, Jerry Jones will make a push to get the Cotton Bowl as a BCS game....meaning the Fiesta would get the shaft.

El Padrino said...

great weekend

drank a case of beer
multiple shots of patron
tackle football in the snow
ropa vieja
guitar hero 3

isiah thomas said...

I don't have a line, I have eyes. FLA will CRUSH UM, irregardless of the spread.

by at least 3 TDs.

El Padrino said...

mmm, maybe

blue said...

broncos suck..fuck the broncos..fuck them in their sucky asses

El Padrino said...

tough loss jug

blue said...

now that Miles isn't going to UM...here comes Rich-Rod...fresh off another disappointing loss...perfect for UM.

jugdish said...

Very frustrating and disappointing.

That Hester ball off the shoulder pads is still haunting me.

El Padrino said...

didnt he just sign an extension?
fuck les miles

tem said...

"now that Miles isn't going to UM...here comes Rich-Rod...fresh off another disappointing loss...perfect for UM."

EAD, with all due respect.

El Padrino said...

feagles is awesome


ns

tem said...

it was a false alarm hungry, i was being toyed with and told it was 11:30, it was not.

tem said...

"Jerry Jones will make a push to get the Cotton Bowl as a BCS game....meaning the Fiesta would get the shaft."

for $$$$ reasons they probably will just add another BCS game.

blue said...

ASU doesn't even get a new years day bowl..ahahahahaah

Spaceman Spiff said...

the voters will put Kansas, a team that did not beat any team that had received even one vote to be ranked, at #2, but they wont put Hawaii up there? and kansas is still ranked higher than hawaii?

blue said...

i missed it...where is Iowa playing?

tem said...

Iowa plays Idaho.

Spaceman Spiff said...

beth, dont cry too much about the matchup until you actually do destroy UH, a loss will be more embarrassing

tem said...

kansas is ranked high because their coach is fat.

tem said...

HUNGRY for real this time.

Spaceman Spiff said...

why dont they use the BCS to determine the final rankings after the bowls are played?

isiah thomas said...

OJ Simpson is at Sean Taylors funeral.

NS

blue said...

I want one of those "21" towels...actually I don't want one, but those would be really cool if I was a skins fan

Beth said...

"beth, dont cry too much about the matchup until you actually do destroy UH, a loss will be more embarrassing"

Oh that's part of my point spiff, it's a no win situation for UGA. They win and Hawaii sucked and UGA was supposed to have won - if they lose it's just embarrassing and "proves" that UGA definitely didn't belong in the title game.

Spaceman Spiff said...

people are selling them, pretty pricey, i wanted one, but not for 50+$

isiah thomas said...

Hawaii doesn't suck though.

NS

Mills said...

Two things:

1) Hawaii got jobbed. 2 loss teams should not get in over them. Period. Boise St. proved last year that an undefeated WAC team deserves a shot when there are no other worthy options. Crap I say.

2) My ESPN affiliate here in KC (getting away from the 2 local flavored sports radio stations) went contemporary christian on sunday. WTH?

El Padrino said...

it's going to be a good game

isiah thomas said...

for what it's worth (not much), Lindell made the 51 yarder right after Gibbs called the 1st TO

isiah thomas said...

the washington post is streaming Taylor's funeral.

there is someone on the main stage "signing" what people are saying.

I hate that. NS.

isiah thomas said...

someone brought this up over the weekend : D Green being a HOF Finalist.

This is his first ballot, he is a first ballot HOFer.

This is not up for debate.

Spaceman Spiff said...

beth, how many people in georgia have seen a UH game, im guessing <0%. is georgia the team that got beat by WVU a few years back?

Mills said...

There is a company here in KC that has:
- a slide from the 2nd floor to the 1st
- an x-box "decompression room"
- an NADA approved Dodge ball court
- super nice workout facility.

they have no openings for me, but i definitely threw my resume their way.

Spaceman Spiff said...

gibbs knew lindell could make it(after the first timeout) so since this was a sean taylor dedication game, gibbs wanted to make it last longer and used another, knowing it wouldnt affect the outcome(a skins loss)

(s)

isiah thomas said...

You toe tapping sumbitch you

Eight men say they either had sex with Sen. Larry Craig or were targets of sexual advances by the Idaho lawmaker at various times during his political career, a newspaper reported.

isiah thomas said...

"fan forwards" for LSU BCS Title game tix were going for 14$ I believe on Friday. What a steal.

Beth said...

Hey, I'm not debating how good Hawaii is, I'm just saying what the perception is of them. I'll admit I know zero about them myself.

Spaceman Spiff said...

'toetapping sumbitch' is a good potential handle for the next bet loser

isiah thomas said...

Y! hoops trade up, comment if you want to.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

"there is someone on the main stage "signing" what people are saying."

zeke, please find out how to sign "youknowwhatimsayin" and report back.

Keith S said...

I like that everyone is saying OSU will get stomped. They said it in '03 against the U and were saying it about Florida last year. Granted, OSU doesn't have a Tebow, but still...

El Padrino said...

browns were robbed btw

El Padrino said...

ROBBED!

isiah thomas said...

I like that everyone is saying OSU will get stomped. They said it in '03 against the U and were saying it about Florida last year.


Well, they shoulda lost to da U and DID get stomped by FLA......worth mentioning.

isiah thomas said...

they coulda/shoulda called a pushout on the final play in yesterdays cards/browns game.

Spaceman Spiff said...

correction "browns WUZ robbed"

isiah thomas said...

anyone wif knowledge of sign language?

how do you handle proper names?

they had someone signing a press conference during the SD wildfires and they were dropping proper names every 2nd word. Bitch was making shit up.

And on top of that, like FH said, how do you sign shit like "kna'mean?", "fo sho", etc?

Spaceman Spiff said...

maybe they spell those things out, they are pretty fast with their hands

El Padrino said...

stop it you know i dont speak sign language

isiah thomas said...

watching this funeral, it looks like Sean's baby mama was a white chick.

Keith S said...

"Well, they shoulda lost to da U and DID get stomped by FLA......worth mentioning."

I meant everyone was saying Florida would get stomped

Keith S said...

And even if they shoulda lost to Miami, they were 14 pt dogs and the call you're talking about was in OT so they were right there anyway.

isiah thomas said...

Lavar Arrington speaking now.....what a waste of talent.

Don't waste ya talent C.

Keith S said...

Does Y! have a college bowl pick 'em w/ confidence points?

blue said...

maurice clarett is a felon


eddie george is a fraud


kirk herbrstreit puts strawberries on his waffles

isiah thomas said...

Drew Rosenhaus now talking....

next question.

blue said...

"Does Y! have a college bowl pick 'em w/ confidence points?"


why yes they do

Keith S said...

I can't even name someone from Idaho.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'll pretty much only be around for AD for a while now. Fuck work

isiah thomas said...

Drew is yelling. ns.

Keith S said...

"maurice clarett is a felon"

Kobe wants traded too.

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