Thursday, December 06, 2007

Sources

My sources tell me that babyblue has been born.

I can't wait for her pictures to go up on pac-10 poon.

Let the countdown of days until babyblue is legal begin: Only 17 years, 364 days to go.


The hot stove is pretty much the only thing worth talking about today. Barry Bonds still wants to play. Noone (you suck teejer) seems interested. TLR says he doesn't care about Rolen's wishes to be traded (but he would never trade him to the Brew Crew). Cubs are in talks with the O's about Brian Roberts. Philly doesn't look to be able/willing to resign Rowand. Brewers signed some Royals reject named Riske to (maybe) be their closer. Rumor has it that the Giants might deal Lincecum for Alex Rios. Royals look like they got a steal with Jose Guillen, not only did they overpay for him, but he also is going to get suspended.

Late-breaking news from my west-coast correspondents...Andruw Jones has signed with the Dodgers.

CoD4 looks awesome.

Damn, I wish I would have watched some sports last night so I could talk about something relevant. But instead I stumbled around the internet. You tell stumble what topics interest you and it pops up sites that fit your likes. Fantastic way to waste lots of time.

Here is some of the fruits of my exhaustive effort to piss away a whole bunch of my life.

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JFreak said...

If a weapon were made out of barbecue spare ribs, would you eat it?

I know I sure would.

Spaceman Spiff said...

ahhhhhhhhn-druw jones to the dodgers

Spaceman Spiff said...

2 years OVER 36 mil$

got damn

Spaceman Spiff said...

enjoy tyler, hopefully he bounces back

Spaceman Spiff said...

i ♥ collegehumor.com

Spaceman Spiff said...

AI can have his fitty if the lakers win

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo using skunkpatch to show that the pats did not win the game cuz of the refs, thats sinking to a new low

Spaceman Spiff said...

so over 36 mil is just 36.2 mil

Spaceman Spiff said...

if i was a GM, id make every trade or signing i could, no matter if it was ridiculous, probly gonna get fired eventually no matter what

Spaceman Spiff said...

after that get a job at WWL

JFreak said...

That sounds like a good plan.

Beth said...

Keith, I'm honored that you used me as the password for the Yahoo college bowl pick'em league.

:-)

ToddPacker said...

college pick'em should be for $$$

ToddPacker said...

tps is still dominating

Beth said...

If college pick'em was for $, there'd be no women in it. I finished dead last in the regular season college LOV tournament (although I'm doing ok in the pro one) and no way would I put any $ on this one.

Beth said...

And oh yeah, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEM!

ToddPacker said...

zeke,

-10 seems ok to me.... i don't have a good feeling about the game... heisman winners have a terrible record in the game after the they win the award

ToddPacker said...

beth get one of the lawdogs to pay for the pick'em

ToddPacker said...

happy birthday, tem... did beth get you something nice?

ToddPacker said...

padding the TCS stats before hitting tps

Beth said...

"happy birthday, tem... did beth get you something nice?"

My birthday gift to tem was not getting him in trouble with fmtem. I went generic with my myspace birthday comment to him on his myspace page, when I coulda had her jealous as hell. ;-)

jugdish said...

Excellent video!

Beth said...

Damn, I can't believe I forgot to say this, but CONGRATS ON THE BABY BLUE!

ToddPacker said...

do we know for a fact that cmblue had the baby?

ToddPacker said...

johan to mets.... maybe

Beth said...

Well freak says he has his "sources", which I'm guessing is likely a comment on blue's myspace page from a friend of blue's congratulating him on his new daughter. That's good enough for me.

ToddPacker said...

beth, are you sad now that andruw is gone?

Beth said...

And where are the normal early commenters today? Was Tem so taking his birthday off from work I wonder? Is EP still slacking off around the house?

I guess Blue has an excuse though...

ToddPacker said...

"That's good enough for me"

congrats on the lil' tulo, blue

Beth said...

Actually, I say good riddance to Andruw to be honest. I'd gotten so tired of his not coming thru at the plate time after time after time the last few years. He's still a good defensive center-fielder but not nearly what he once was I don't think.

I think a lot of his $ from his new deal is based on reputation and the hope that he'll get back to his former high standards. I'm not so sure though. I think this is the real Andruw now.

jugdish said...

I have no excuse...I just have nothing to say right now.

ToddPacker said...

"And where are the normal early commenters today?"

i'm trying to pick up the slack, but i should be hitting the tps

jugdish said...

I'm just glad the White Sox didn't get him at that price. Have fun L.A.

Beth said...

You said "excellent video!" Jug, that should carry you thru the day.

(s)

But don't you have a space shuttle launching to be working on anyway?

jugdish said...

One of my brothers' takes on the Dodgers signing Andruw Jones, and I agree:

"I don't understand the dodgers. They pick up big name players they don't need. They had a leadoff guy in Rafael Furcal, and then they picked up Juan Pierre and overpay for him. Now they have a potential gold glove winner in center field with Pierre, and then they pay $18 million a year for a center fielder who hit .220 last year?"

jugdish said...

I do, but its not my day to pish the launch button.

4:31 EST today

jugdish said...

PUSH is what I meant to say.

ToddPacker said...

jug's brother is smrt

jugdish said...

I'm glad we have good weather today too...if it got delayed a few days the mission could push us into the holiday season, which would mean working on Christmas.

Beth said...

So Jug, you've probably mentioned it before but if so I missed it. What exactly is your job at Nasa? Seems like an impressive place to work.

Keith S said...

"Keith, I'm honored that you used me as the password for the Yahoo college bowl pick'em league."

I did not want you to feel overlooked again.

Keith S said...

Y! College Bowl Pick 'em

League ID#: 3033

PW: tits

Keith S said...

jug builds the shuttles with his bare hands

jugdish said...

I do computer/IT support for my group here.

It is a cool place to work, a lot of history here.

jugdish said...

My job is to empty the piss sacks from the shuttle bathroom after the mission.

Beth said...

Well I always know if I'm feeling overlooked on LOV, all I have to do is post a comment with a possible double entendre (sp?) in it and suddenly I'll get lots of attention. :-)

Beth said...

I bet you could get some good $ selling space piss on ebay jug, you need to look into that.

jugdish said...

You know it gets so cold up there in space, that sometimes those piss sacks freeze...piss ice.

jugdish said...

Circle of LOV

jugdish said...

I do have a saturated diaper from the crazy astronaut lady...how much do you think that would fetch?

What should the Buy it now price be?

Beth said...

Now there's a phrase I hadn't thought about in months - piss ice.

Beth said...

Hmmmmm, good question, how would you price such a diaper? I'd go with the obvious reference and make the Buy It Now price $666.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

morning comment

jugdish said...

BBB is on the board!

Beth said...

I don't know, does "morning comment" qualify to get on the board?

jugdish said...

The TCS is not a very complicated system, I think he will get credit for it.

jugdish said...

I like my office in the fact that I can always go trolling for food and usually find something to eat out there.

Beth said...

We may not even have a TCS today, apparently its founder is out celebrating his birthday.

jugdish said...

Maybe he will log on to post his daily

HUNGRY!

post.

tem said...

"happy birthday, tem... did beth get you something nice?"

so far her gift is the best.

jugdish said...

I think it would be funny if he posted

HORNY!

whenever he is about to jump fmtem. (after she recovered from her Atlanta trip of course)

tem said...

tcs from yesterday:

tem 111 24.34%
Keith 79 17.32%
Jug 70 15.35%
Deke 47 10.31%
Spiff 27 5.92%
Beth 20 4.39%
Kod 18 3.95%
Zeke 15 3.29%
Rev 13 2.85%
TP 11 2.41%
BBB 10 2.19%
El Pad 8 1.75%
freak 7 1.54%
Steve 7 1.54%
Eracist 6 1.32%
Tyler 4 0.88%
Mills 2 0.44%
Blue 1 0.22%

tem said...

usually i just post "fmtem is passed out again"

jugdish said...

or


HEADACHE!

tem said...

"We may not even have a TCS today, apparently its founder is out celebrating his birthday."

i was letting the suspense build.

when did baby blue pop out?

congrats blue. if it was today, way to steal my thunder.

ToddPacker said...

rev had 2 comments more than me... sad

tem said...

tcs so far today:

Jug 18 27.69%
Beth 16 24.62%
TP 12 18.46%
Spiff 9 13.85%
tem 4 6.15%
Keith 3 4.62%
freak 2 3.08%
BBB 1 1.54%

jugdish said...

You know you comment on LOV when you read the CNNSI headline that says "Steelers DB guarantees victory over the Patriots" and you think "Steelers douchebag guarantees victory over the Patriots".

jugdish said...

Hot off the press...the launch has been scrubbed for today, and they will try again tomorrow.

tem said...

space piss ice is hilarity.

Keith S said...

Dan Shanoff's Sportsman SportsMEN of the Year: Florida Basketball's Starting 5.*

Shocking

Beth said...

Sweet, we learn about the shuttle delay before the major news networks.

Beth said...

usually i just post "fmtem is passed out again"

If I ever meet you in person Tem, remind me to be careful about how much I drink.

tem said...

wft shamford? that is retarded.

tem said...

"If I ever meet you in person Tem, remind me to be careful about how much I drink."

that is always wise.

Tyler said...

"I don't understand the dodgers. They pick up big name players they don't need. They had a leadoff guy in Rafael Furcal, and then they picked up Juan Pierre and overpay for him. Now they have a potential gold glove winner in center field with Pierre, and then they pay $18 million a year for a center fielder who hit .220 last year?"

Yes, the Dodgers signings are hard to figure out. I was watching Baseball tonight the other night and they reported they had a two year offer on the table to Andruw (who can't even spell his own name right) and I was pissed because of the Pierre thing. And the Furcal/Pierre was dumb too. They have to decide what to do with Furcal too, because I think his contract is done at the end of next season. Like Spiff said, I hope Jones bounces back, but I have low expectations.

ToddPacker said...

"wft shamford? that is retarded"

yeah.... he should have picked tebow

Tyler said...

Typical Dodgers though, right after they lose out on a big trade (Cabrera) they go out and make a dumb free agent signing. They do that every year. They make a lowball offer for a guy they really want and that would really make sense to fill a hole they have and then when that doesn't work out, they panic and overpay for a guy that they don't even need.

jugdish said...

damn...meeting time.

tem said...

maybe they will move pierre for something.

jugdish said...

I heard the Tigers might move Willis.

Mills said...

congrats bleux.

hope jp4 doesn't break her in in 18 years.

tem said...

hahaha, mills' son and blue's daughter are getting married

write it pen august 12th 2029.

jugdish said...

That would REALLY be circle of LOV.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

beth, dont hate against my comment. u just jealous, boo.

tem said...

****wall

jugdish said...

The only thing better is if Rev has a son and he and jp4 hook up.

then Rev finds out ------------>

Mills said...

i would do a dodgers furcal + prospect deal for rolen, since furcal has only 1 year left and rolen has 3 on his deal.

tem said...

but would tony la russo do it?

Mills said...

that "rev face" is versatile. show me your "rev face" "rev" "rev"

jugdish said...

Guive LaRussa some wine and he will eventually come around.

Mills said...

TLR would be down with it. he railed against Scotty yesterday.

Mills said...

Cards need a SS. Izturiz is terrible and Ryan is not good either.

Speizio could play 3B in a pinch for us.

tem said...

what about bay for pooholes?

BROTHER THOMAS said...

then Rev finds out ------------>

hi-larious.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

happy birfday tem.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

congrats blue on Adolphina.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

aitch bizzle, tem.

2 peeps in our office are today as well. i told them to check themselves.

they moved theirs to tomorrow out of respeck.

Mills said...

I would do Duncan for Bay. Anyone think that is a good deal.

Pirates get a cheap younger lefty power hitter under team control for 4 more years.

Cards get a righty with only 2 years on his K and more expensive.

Thoughts?

jugdish said...

Scrooge McRev

tem said...

"they moved theirs to tomorrow out of respeck."

awesome.

tem said...

pirates suck no matter what. if i was gm of the pirates i'd just give my players away for like a pack of hot wheels and a santa hat. then i'd hit toys for tots and donate the hot wheels.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

funny jug

Beth said...

"beth, dont hate against my comment. u just jealous, boo."

You're right BBB, if you come in for just one comment, it's supposed to be directed at me dammit.

tem said...

scrooge mcrev fails to load.

but i won't let it get me down.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Mmmmmm....that's good cameltoe

Alicia Keys

SWF....WFT

jugdish said...

It takes awhile to load due the the file size from the pic of his head.

tem said...

i think rev crashed the site.

tem said...

pet peeve number 10940394:

people at work who tell me to check the "web sight."

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem = jold

tem said...

people at work try to make fun of me for being 30, but they are all older than me, so it fails.

jugdish said...

Ask them what things were like when everything was black and white.

JFreak said...

The scrooge thing has the same music as the elf thiing.

I feel as if I'm being ripped off.

tem said...

but to seriously answer mills' bay question, the pirates will want at least 2 players for bay, maybe 3.

a 1 for 1 won't fly with the fans. they need to sell it as "we just got 3 studs who will help us win some games in 2 or 3yrs".

selling it as "we just got 1 young stud" won't work because the fans will just say "but yeah, we gave up 1 too"

jugdish said...

"I feel as if I'm being ripped off."

That's all I got.

Spaceman Spiff said...

small wonder is 5th worst TV show of all time as voted by chicago tribune readers

BULLSHIT

jugdish said...

Freak...can you play that elf song on your tuba?

tem said...

wft is small wonder?

tem said...

what is the worst?

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

"I feel as if I'm being ripped off."

we call it Thursdays.

tem said...

HUNGRY

BROTHER THOMAS said...

wft is small wonder?

Vicki

the robot chick

Spaceman Spiff said...

jerry springer was voted the worst

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

24 hours 'til VEGAS

BROTHER THOMAS said...

deke let's do this.

I think PBF wins in a decision.

do you want to go straight up winner or add something else?

Keith S said...

"24 hours 'til VEGAS"


Jealous

Keith S said...

Well, kinda jealous. I wouldn't want to go on a big fight weekend. Too many people, and the table limits are raised.

Keith S said...

Don't forget to sign up.

Y! College Bowl Pick 'em

League ID#: 3033

PW: tits


Winner gets a prize of unspeakable value.

ns

jugdish said...

This is mainly for TP...

Click here and scroll down for the Tebow cartoon.

jugdish said...

...and scroll down a little further for another chick who is hotter than AJ.

Keith S said...

I'm still laughing at LA giving Andruw a $12,000,000 signing bonus. Wow.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Winner gets a prize of unspeakable value.

a Co-Jack bobblehead?

Beth said...

Unlike Tem's unspeakable list, when you're talking prizes something tells me "unspeakable value" = no value.

But hey, salesmanship is all in the phrasing.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck work

Keith S said...

"a Co-Jack bobblehead?"

No I had that bronzed and it's on my mantel.

JFreak said...

Jug, what reason did they give for moving the launch back?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"BROTHER THOMAS said...

deke let's do this.

I think PBF wins in a decision.

do you want to go straight up winner or add something else?"


What else could we add?

Keith S said...

Beth
If you're going to mock my prize, you will get nothing if you win.

Beth said...

Oh I think losing out on a prize is the least of my worries. My goal is to not finish last.

Keith S said...

Reach for those stars

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm not playing College Bowl pick em

JFreak said...

weaksauce

jugdish said...

They are having some sensor problems.

Keith S said...

"I'm not playing College Bowl pick em"

I don't want you to play

Keith S said...

I didn't mean that

tem said...

corbin wants to play.

tem said...

my office was redecorated whilst i was at lunch.

it makes me feel loved.

Keith S said...

Him and mills can be co-managers

Keith S said...

Did you get a cake?

jugdish said...

Did your cube get TP'd?

jugdish said...

I think he will choose the veggie tray.

Keith S said...

He can get a carrot cake, then he can have both.

tem said...

Yes I got cake.

It is going out at 1pm, when everyone else goes to lunch.

That way I can eat it all myself.

tem said...

They put shredded paper in all my desk drawers and covered the eyes on my duck painting.

I was amused.

Also I have straws stuck to my ceiling using paper clips.

Keith S said...

The best decorating is when people put confetti all over your desk.


(s)

tem said...

eff carrot cake.

tem said...

yes the shredded paper was on my desk too. and on the floor.

i will be finding little pieces of paper for years.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just don't care enough to play. Maybe I'll just pick the games I want to pick. If its free.

Keith S said...

2 questions...

You have a duck painting?

And why would they cover the eyes of it? Did they think it was going to call you and tell you what was going on?

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Deke:

straight up winner
KO/TKO
rounds
split decision
unanimous decision
marjority draw
draw
disqualification

etc

straight up winner works for me.

terms?

Keith S said...

There's no money involved deke. That's just TP talking crazy because he's got Tebow-wood right now.

jugdish said...

Carrot Cake?!?!?! ------------>

Keith S said...

What's majority draw?

tem said...

yeah my office has this painting of two ducks in it. it was here when i got here.

the ducks can't look at me anymore because i am too old.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I was just in an Aflac benefits meeting.

I think you could survive financially off of Aflac just by being a clumsy slob.

Rev should definitely have Aflac.

jugdish said...

I wonder how Rev's weight watchers diet is going.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"terms?"

3 day name/pic?

jugdish said...

I guess he figures it is kind of like sports since he can keep track of points.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

majority draw:

1 judge has it for 1 fighter but the other 2 cards are even.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I got PBF, you've got Fatton. Straight up winner.

Loser changes name pic for 3 days.

I'm in.

Keith S said...

Knowing is knowledge

Keith S said...

Fatton. I see what you did there

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Hollinger has the Mavs with a 92.4% chance of making the playoffs but the Lakers with a 98.9% chance.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Hatton's haters call him Fatton.

tem said...

fatton is what they call him after fights because he gains 40lbs.

he likes being called fatton. it makes him smile and think of the british equivalent to tasty kakes.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

and deke don't come back from Vegas bobbing on PBF's knob.

tem said...

The Mag article seemed to indicate that he did not mind being called fatton at all.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How about 2 extra days for a correct margin of victory?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"and deke don't come back from Vegas bobbing on PBF's knob."

I'll do anything if the price is right.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

on 24/7 Hatton said that he loves being called Fatton.

He also creates a T-shirt before each fight, where he takes a fat person's pic and superimposes his head on it.

ns

jugdish said...

You should bet one of those T-shirts too.

Keith S said...

We should send him rev's pic for his next fight.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

How about 2 extra days for a correct margin of victory?

I think PBF wins by unanimous decision.

jugdish said...

Zeke...same bet for the Bears Skins game tonight? 3 days

Keith S said...

I don't think the fight will go the distance. Either Hatton will be careless and get caught, or he'll have gunz blazing and drop PBF.

Keith S said...

We're gonna need a bookie to keep track of all zeke's bets that he has going.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I think PBF wins by unanimous decision."

By how many points, though?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Either Hatton will be careless and get caught..."

Floyd doesn't have the power.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I don't think Hatton can stop PBF. Nor do I think PBF has enough power to stop Hatton, Hatton, to his credit is one tough SOB.

and deke call the score for all 3 judges?

Keith S said...

How would you guess the points when there are 3 judges?

BROTHER THOMAS said...

although PBF did stop Gatti who is just as tough if not tougher (read: more stoopid) than Hatton.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I'm reluctant to bet the Skins/Bears game as the Skins have only had 2 days to practice/prepare.

jugdish said...

Just because...

"I remember a few weeks before I fought Kostya Tszyu, I was out running along the Stockport Road around two in the morning because that was the time for the fight and some of my mates passed by in a taxi on their way home from a pub in Stalybridge. They were steaming drunk. Anyway, as the cab crept past, they dropped their trousers and stuck their arses out the windows, crying out, 'Want a lift, Ricky lad? The night's not over yet.'

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I'd put up a 1 day name/pic on bears/skins.

jugdish said...

I'm reluctant to because the Bears suck.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

and its not a matter of Hatton "getting careless", he'll stand in front of Floyd to get off his punches.

I really think Floyd will pick him apart.

tem said...

"We're gonna need a bookie to keep track of all zeke's bets that he has going."

that is the el pad bat signal.

jugdish said...

I'm up for a one day name/pic change


My first LOV bet.

Keith S said...

I think NASA delayed the shuttle launch until tomorrow so jug can watch the Bears game.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

jug: straight up or points?

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