Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Sick

"random hot chick" from google (with safe search) kinda nsfw in a sfw kinda way



Rachel Nichols....just because


and to bring it back to sports:

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Beth said...

It's been awhile, but finally there are boobs as the first comment for a post.

Beth said...

And see, that's what you get for watching the Falcons game Tem, they'll make you sick...

Jugdish said...

--------------REV----->

has returned.

blue said...

that was a great review of the movie "crossroads" tem...

that's the movie with Britany Spears right?

Jugdish said...

Early line on Pats vs Jets on Bodog this weekend...pats -25.

blue said...

why would anyone take the JETS and the points? I mean, even if the line was 40, i'd have a hard time taking the Jets.

Beth said...

I already miss Linda...

Jugdish said...

Not her boobs though right?

ToddPacker said...

comment for TCS purposes.... tps is angry today

Jugdish said...

TP is on the board!

blue said...

linda actually kinda scared me

Beth said...

Oh I agree, that's what made her so exciting...

Jugdish said...

I will rethink my bets better next time.

Beth said...

Actually, it was just nice having another woman on LOV, even if she was fake.

(Cue the Beth is fake jokes...)

blue said...

the only thing fake about Beth is her nose

Jugdish said...

Kyle Orton and his big neck beard will be starting for the Bears this weekend.

blue said...

I read that Jug...hopefully he celebrated the news with a huge bottle of Jack...

Jugdish said...

I think its a good move with Grossman on the shelf...might as well see what he can do.

blue said...

yeah, instead of playoff positioning, it's now time for draft positioning.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

thighs like what

Beth said...

BBB, did you skip your medication again?

Jugdish said...

Not so much draft positioning, but more seeing what you have in yhe younger guys who haven't played much.

Your Broncos are coming to Houston this week for the Thursday nighter...any early thoughts on that one?

blue said...

the broncos suck..they're making a big deal that "they've finally come together" because of all the new players finally playing well...that's stupid...they beat an awful KC team.

I think the game with the Texans will be close, and I give the edge to Kubiak because he knows shanahan inside and out.

blue said...

if rev loses weight and his head gets smaller does that make "rev" change. I mean I don't ever expect it to be like 638 or something but maybe 714...712.

Jugdish said...

Yeah...the Texans appear to be a much better team at home. Like night and day from on the road.

blue said...

Kubiak is doing well down there

Jugdish said...

I think his head will remain the same size. He'll look like an orange on a toothpick.

Jugdish said...

Anyone know what movie that is from?

Jugdish said...

Kubiak is not doing too bad. The fans aren't calling for his head yet, which is a good thing. That Ahman Green signing was horrible, but not sure how much of that was him. Anytime Ron Dayne is your starting tailback, well that's just not good.

blue said...

and if Matt Schaub and Andre Johnson weren't always hurt, the texans might be a decent team.

Jugdish said...

The offensive line has been a glaring need since day 1, and something that hasn't really been addressed too much.

Jugdish said...

I should have taken the over on last nights game with the Saints. I wasn't sure Atlanta would score enough.

blue said...

it's snowing a pretty good bit today...this means that a lot of people either won't show up, or will be really really late, and blame it on the weather/traffic.

Jugdish said...

I miss the snow...sometimes.

I do like these 70-80 degree days in December too.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I could puke

blue said...

rumer willis is disasterously ugly...put her on that list with amy winehouse of "what's worse"

blue said...

or "if you had to choose"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Rumer Willis or Courtney Love?

blue said...

see...deke knows how to make a guy puke

Beth said...

Wow, none of the Willis daughters are good-looking. Who'd have thought that with gorgeous Demi being their mom?

Mike said...
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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

jug?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Is nobody really here?

Beth said...

I'm here.

Keith S said...

"Anyone know what movie that is from?"

That's a huge noggin. It's a virtual planetoid

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

no shit?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I saw the Simpsons movie on the plane. What a POS

Keith S said...

The "free Mike Vick" shirt last night was lame

Keith S said...

Did you do any gambling at the tables or were they all $25+

Jugdish said...

Vegas report?

Jugdish said...

Beer pong??

blue said...

"Who'd have thought that with gorgeous Demi being their mom?"

everyone forgets that Demi was a bowser too before she got a ton of plastic surgery.

Beth said...

I actually liked the Simpsons movie.

Beth said...

"everyone forgets that Demi was a bowser too before she got a ton of plastic surgery"

I have to admit, I'm not familiar with Demi's plastic surgery history. If she really had a bunch done, then I want the name of her surgeon. Not many women can make short hair look good like she has. (i.e. Ghost and A Few Good Men)

Jugdish said...

...and GI Jane.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I didn't leave the strip. Didn't play the tables. Lost 45 bones on the Packer game.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hit a machine for $200+ and another one for around $150.

Keith S said...

No beer pong? That's disappointing.

blue said...

good to see you hit the machines well. I think they set them up to payoff better during big events...i fucking hate the machines though

Jugdish said...

Deke...how do you like the Brewers signing Gagne?

Keith S said...

Coming to a stadium near you....Fukudome

Jugdish said...

Hopefully a stadium in Chicago.

Spaceman Spiff said...

demi has had a TON of work done (supposedly) even had her knee skin done (allegedly), i dont doubt it. all her daughters have her old jaw, thats why they fugly

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Deke...how do you like the Brewers signing Gagne?"

What? Really?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wow. I'm cool with this bullpen.


* Gagne
* Riske
* Turnbow
* Torres
* Shouse
* Wise
* Mota

blue said...

Gagne is much more suited for the NL...but 10M is a lot to pay a dude who sucked the end of last season

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Gagne is much more suited for the NL...but 10M is a lot to pay a dude who sucked the end of last season"

Its only a 1 year deal, and we actually outbid other teams.

Spaceman Spiff said...

gagne has a good agent

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wonder what gagne will do with his WS ring

Keith S said...

I'd rather have Gagne 1 yr/$10mil than Cordero 4 yr/$46mil



ns

Jugdish said...

Spiff...you do tech support right? Do you ever get one of these calls:

"I was booting up my PC this morning, and the message thingie popped up, so I clicked cancel, then it made a beeping noise. So when finally came up, my email was locking up. What would cause that?"

Spaceman Spiff said...

nah i never get long questions like that, my calls are usually 'my screen blacked out' or 'this program isnt working'

Spaceman Spiff said...

or the ever so popular 'i cant login' which is always, always solved with 'change the domain'

Jugdish said...

People make up their own language for shit...and I have no clue what they are saying or what they are talking about.

blue said...

I fix my own computer at work. I've basically told the IT guy, give me admin access so that I can fix it, that way I don't call you all the time for stupid shit.

he obliged.

JFreak said...

For the tech support guys

El Padrino said...

how did you lose money on the packer game?

prop?

El Padrino said...

did u have a tasty steak?

El Padrino said...

discontinued the whooper commercials are funny

blue said...

i've got nothin today

El Padrino said...

i'm home
toof extraction t minus 3 hours

blue said...

that sucks EP

El Padrino said...

a giant pecker

blue said...

so now Michigan is talking to Les Miles again?

blue said...

In Les Miles contract with LSU he has a clause that if he gets fired he gets double what he's owed...that's insane

Jugdish said...

If Miles goes to UM that would be worse than the whole Saban thing.

El Padrino said...

wow, he must have a good agent

blue said...

that would be WAY worse than the Saban thing.

but I guess his buyout of his contract never changed with the extension. He still only has to pay 1.25M if he wants out.

Jugdish said...

I'm not familiar with his contract, but isn't there another clause in there if he leaves specifically to coach Michigan?

blue said...

the michigan clause might be the 1.25M deal

blue said...

they are also giving Les Miles kids free tuition at LSU

BROTHER THOMAS said...

home for the morning....went to the dmv or mvd as they call it hur.

in-n-out in 10 mins with a new license.

peeped game on a little First Take today, one black dood arguing with Skip Bayless said that Les Miles was only trying to make Herby look stoopid so he said he wasn't going to UM. ns

BROTHER THOMAS said...

my new license expires in 35 years.

ns

BROTHER THOMAS said...

and how did Arthur Blanks "Fried chicken and fries" comment get zero run nationally?

It was basically the same thing Fuzzy Zoeller said only he was being dead serious.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

and deke - the feed cut out before the 10th round?

I hopped you slapped a bitch for that.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

a random "half-n-half premie" z....suck it.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

re: Demi Moore's kidz, the one in the middle is a dood right?

NS

DAT'S A MAN BAYYYBEEEE

BROTHER THOMAS said...

daytime TV sucks....

TO was pimping out some "home gym" he is endorsing....

then he said "go out and get it for a stocking stuffer"

a home gym that fits in a stocking?

Jugdish said...

Someone stop him!

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Dana Jacobsen is angular.

That's not good.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

FUCK!

I was going for 10 straight in the middle of the day.

damn you juginda.

blue said...

fuzzy also said "collard greens, or whatever the hell they eat"

Blank was making a generalization about people in prison...and nobody likes Mike Vick, so Al Sharpton won't put his hat in the ring on that one.

blue said...

although...sources have confirmed that vivian stringer was very upset by Arthur Blank's statements and has demanded an apology...the white girl on rutgers team is distraught by the comments.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

at least Fuzzy was laughing though.

Blank was dead serious.

I'm surprised Blue is siding with a jew. (s)

Jugdish said...

If I was a white girl on the Rutger's B-ball team I think I would want dreadlocks.

blue said...

maybe they serve a lot of fried chicken and chitlins in prison...i don't know, i'm not colombo

BROTHER THOMAS said...

also heard on First Take:

the ENTIRE OSU coaching staff went down to LSU last summer to "pick their brains".

ns

also heard: some OSU coaches went to Florida the season before.

ns

El Padrino said...

dmv is min 1 hour here

bruuuutal

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I was disappointed TC didn't drop a "shabbat shalom" when talking to Arthur Blank last night.

ns

BROTHER THOMAS said...

yeah dmv today was spectacular.

no wait.

no vision test.

just fill out the form, pay the fee, take the pic, OUT.

niiiiice.

El Padrino said...

When I hear this song, i want to remove my pants and dance furiously.

Calabria 2007 (Club MiX)
(Dj emiX RemiX 2007)
by Enur feat. Natasha


look it up

blue said...

keep your pants on

Jugdish said...

I'll not look that up just tp keep your pants on.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

you forget how awesome the "banjo minnow" is.

























s

Jugdish said...

Elp...any insight on some good bars down in Manhatten? We are staying pretty close to the Ed Sullivan Theater.

We are also planning on doing the Statue of Liberty tour, going down to see Ground Zero. We have the boradway show one night. Ummm...she wants to see Greenwich village and central park.

I was thinking about ridng one of those horse drawn carts just to take a picture of the horses ass to send a pic of that to my brothers in a text that reads RUSTY!!! RUSTY!!!

BROTHER THOMAS said...

EP - Stat...any interest in moving him?

he doesn't like being in the basement.

El Padrino said...

t0o late

El Padrino said...

"he doesn't like being in the basement."

ima start murdering fools
i gtee i will be top 5 in a month or so

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"how did you lose money on the packer game?"

Took the Raiders to cover

El Padrino said...

"Elp...any insight on some good bars down in Manhatten?"

not to sound holier than now but the list is as long as my cisco alder's sack

so your staying in midtown, i can give you a few suggestions for that area

best bars are probably on 2nd avenue and the village but you have to be careful in the village, homos run rampant down there

Keith S said...

"my new license expires in 35 years."

Yeah the license here is crazy, expiring when you're 65. I'm gonna keep my pic on it from when I was 24.

El Padrino said...

deke talk to me when you start betting

Jugdish said...

No titty bars. I'm taking my wife. She will go to a titty bar from time to time, but she won't be too pleased if I suggest one while on vacation.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

deke, make with the recap.

Keith S said...

"best bars are probably on 2nd avenue and the village but you have to be careful in the village, homos run rampant down there"

So EP thinks gay bars are the best?

El Padrino said...

the thing with midtown is most bars are geared towards after work crowd since most of the office building are located there

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Forgot to mention. The Rodeo was in Vegas, too.

Cowgirls = greater then now.

El Padrino said...

"No titty bars. I'm taking my wife. She will go to a titty bar from time to time, but she won't be too pleased if I suggest one while on vacation."

understood
but if you change your mind Flynt's Hustler club is awesome

Keith S said...

My whole Y! FNBA team is available. Send me offers. I'm not looking for anything in particular, just someone who isn't a piece of shit.

El Padrino said...

no keef, jug mentioned ladyjug wanted to visit the greenwhich village so i'm warning him

Keith S said...

ladyjug. nice

Keith S said...

deke
What did you think of Luxor?

blue said...

sucks

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke
What did you think of Luxor?"

Meh. The inclinators are ghetto. I just bought my booze by the pint in the little shop instead of pissing money away just to get comped 6oz drinks.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I came away from Vegas very unimpressed.

El Padrino said...

Jug i will do a post on my blog today or tw, when are you leaving again?

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Meh. The inclinators are ghetto. I just bought my booze by the pint in the little shop instead of pissing money away just to get comped 6oz drinks.

deke you just gotta sit there and you'll get served for free....

El Padrino said...

"I came away from Vegas very unimpressed."

i don't even have words right now.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I came away from Vegas very unimpressed.

I find this IMPOSSIBLE to believe....for a first time visitor.

IMPOSSIBLE.

Jugdish said...

We are heading out on the 26th...I appreciate it!

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Deke give us a rundown of the bars/clubs/restaurants/casinos you hit up.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke you just gotta sit there and you'll get served for free...."

Not so much

Jugdish said...

"i don't even have words right now."


DITTO!

BROTHER THOMAS said...

You have to TRY to NOT have a good time in Vegas.

Spaceman Spiff said...

its because you went with your GF, that will make vegas suck

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I've only been to Vegas with FMZ, we always have a bomb ass time.

Never even approached having a bad time.

Keith S said...

"its because you went with your GF, that will make vegas suck"

Bingo.

Keith S said...

I've been probably 10-15 times, and twice was w/ my gf. Those times didn't suck, but they weren't as good as the other times.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

we need a full recap, there may be extenuating circumstances.

El Padrino said...

untrue i went with mis pad too (before marriage) and we had a killer time

when it was just the boys obviously it was better but you cant not have a good time in vegas

Jugdish said...

I have a blast with my wife in Vegas.

Keith S said...

I've come to the conclusion that deke hates everything. I wasn't sure before, but now I'm convinced.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Deke give us a rundown of the bars/clubs/restaurants/casinos you hit up."


none/none/none/Mandalay, Lux, MGM, Trop, NY,NY, Ceasars, Excal

Spaceman Spiff said...

i was kind of referring to deke specifically, he seems to despise his GF

BROTHER THOMAS said...

sounds like you missed half the strip...

no Bellagio? no Venetian? no Wynn? no Mirage?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"its because you went with your GF, that will make vegas suck"

EXACTLY.

She played EVERY card in the deck.

I'm tired, headache, dizzy, stomach hurts. How is this any different from home? all you're doing is watching football.

I was thisclose to punching her in the face.

At least I came home up.

El Padrino said...

ok i have time jug

off the top of my head (NS):

Old Town, Bar Nine, Whiskey Bar (W.Hotel), Tao, Porky's, Redemption, Hudson Bar (fancy), Campbell Apartment Bar, MJ's Steakhouse in Grand Central, Down the Hatch, Off The Wagon, Flute (Champagne Bar), Sugarcane (heard good things, havent gone yet it's Sushi Samba's lounge), Wetbar & Whiskey Blue

Keith S said...

Condolences deke.

El Padrino said...

yeah sorry to hear that

El Padrino said...

jug you stayin for new years?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I was hammered by noon every day, though. That was nice.

HUNGRY

Jugdish said...

We are leaving on the 30th. We throw a New Years party every year, so we are coming home for that.

blue said...

the jugs are very social people

Keith S said...

I figured jug was the one who controlled the big ball in Times Square on NYE.

Jugdish said...

I will actually be in the ball.

Steve said...

"I came away from Vegas very unimpressed"


"I was hammered by noon every day"


i think these might be related.

Steve said...

in vegas, if anything, you should be sleeping till noon.

Jugdish said...

And you can get served in a lot of places, but slots are not always the best unless you're playing dollar or more.

Keno lounge Deke!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Keno lounge Deke!"

Yeah, I wanted to play some keno, I failed at finding a good spot for it. Mind you, I didn't look very hard.

Jugdish said...

How much did you end up spending on booze?

Last time we went we carried flasks with us too.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Like a hundred bucks or so.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dekes trip is now dubbed 'las vegas screwjob' ]

he wuz robbed (of a good time)

Jugdish said...

Are you sure you didn't hang out at that same casino as cousin Eddie...playing paper, rock, scissors and guess the number?

Keith S said...

War? Me and Russ play that all the time.

Keith S said...

Dealer has rock. Pay paper.

Jugdish said...

I'll take some of the blue, and some of the yellah.

ToddPacker said...

"I'll take some of the blue, and some of the yellah."

great line

Keith S said...

and don't you go skimpin' on me

blue said...

wow, slow day

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hate you guys.

I'm going back with friends next year.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I didn't see a single Jew in Vegas.


NS

blue said...

chandler and joey?

Keith S said...

"I'm going back with friends next year."

Atta boy

ToddPacker said...

RE: vegas

that's too bad, meiz.... i'm hitting vegas for the 1st time in june... my brother is getting married... anyway i'll be there with cmtp and my hooligan kids... and my parents... i think it's going to suck.... hopefully i can get away for at least one night with my other brother and some friends

Keith S said...

I haven't seen a beating like that since they stuck a banana in my pants and turned the monkey loose.

My favorite line from Vegas Vacation

ToddPacker said...

tps is relentless today

Keith S said...

TP
Try to get to Olympic Gardens.

ToddPacker said...

european vacation was on last night... i forget what channel

Keith S said...

European is my least favorite of the series

ToddPacker said...

"TP
Try to get to Olympic Gardens"


OG???


we are staying at the wynn

Keith S said...

OG is not a hotel.

ToddPacker said...

"European is my least favorite of the series"

i would agree... but i get a lot of mileage out of "look kids, big ben... parliament"

ToddPacker said...

what's olympic gardens??

ToddPacker said...

"what's olympic gardens??"

nevermind

Keith S said...

It's a heavenly place

Keith S said...

Where women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capastrano

blue said...

women flocking is cool

Keith S said...

tp
You probably said this before, but is the bach party going to be there, too?

ToddPacker said...

"You probably said this before, but is the bach party going to be there, too?"


no... bach party in denver... why?? i don't know.... best man's dad owns a ski house/cabin in denver (so it makes sense to go there in early june)... i think we're hitting some rockies games... i'm just going along for the drinking

Jugdish said...

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