Monday, December 17, 2007

Once upon a time in the black part of the city....

I was going to have a long post about RR coming to UM, but after writing a few paragraphs I realized that noone GAF about what I think about it. So rather than waste my time (and yours) I'll give you the short version:

It's good, I'm excited. Now UM fans have a fresh start, and some hope. I find it ironic that UM couldn't hire the guy who said UM was his "dream job", yet was able to hire someone who was probably at his dream job. Good luck RR. (Sucks to be you WVU fans, sorry Tem)

Biggest dickhead move of the weekend. Dood just doesn't get it. Stop tugging on Superman's cape dawg.

My fantasy footyball season is over. Ousted from all of my money league playoffs in the semi's. Ehh. I wasn't feeling FF this season. This is probably loser talk but FFBL is basically all about luck, even if you are diligent with off-season prep-work, it still comes down to luck. But its still fun. It's still real to me.

LOV Fantasy updates:

CFB Pick 'Em:
Group ID# 3033
PW: tits

Golf:
L.O.V. Country Club
ID: 2904
PW: lovgolf

It's time for the LOV Rap Lyric du Jour:

Many times i got drove by niggas in front of hoes
You know how it be dogg you aint been ballin all your life
You was round dat bitch still dirty stealin bikes
Buildin escape mobile all fixin the grilled cheese
In the store breakin snaps crown derby a key

Name that arist.

Today's LOVRLdJ was brought to you by.......Fanta Grape Soda

Thanks to all that participated. If you have the correct answer please go to www.thereisnoprizesuckaass.com to claim your fabulous prize.

*bonus points for naming the song/artist of the title

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blue said...

good luck with RR...you'll be happy to know that when you have to win a big game, he's coaching your team..just ask tem

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Juvie

Who's dat muthafucka (sp?)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I AM LEGEND!!!!

blue said...

c'mon portis...7 fucking points is all i ask for

kodiac said...

Was it, how to survive in south central by Ice Cube on the Boyz N the Hood Soundrack?

BROTHER THOMAS said...

good luck with RR...you'll be happy to know that when you have to win a big game, he's coaching your team..just ask tem

opposed to.....Lllllloyd Carr?

BROTHER THOMAS said...

kod you are incorrect

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I'm going to have to disqualify deke from the LOVRLdJ contests.

kodiac said...

damn!! I thought I nailed it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'm going to have to disqualify deke from the LOVRLdJ contests."

Don't hate, conversate.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Nobody else would have gotten that. No-body.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Have it your way.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

GOTDAMN LANDRY....

YOU STOOPID FUCKING MOOLY!!!!

FUUUUUUUCK.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

how was that not grounding on eli on the play before...throwing it into the LOS to avoid a sack = grounding right?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I've been watching this Nuggets/Blazers game, and have seen a good amount of the Nuggets this season...Melo needs to put down the rolling papers/blunts(I'd say pipe, but black guys don't smoke out of pipes), and Doritos, and get leaner. He just looks too chubby. Get in shape, young fella.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Melo doesn't GAF about being an elite player.

he just wants to get his and get on cribs and keep it crunk.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

It has to either get to the LOS or be in the vicinity of a potential receiver, if the QB is in between the "tackle box".

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"he just wants to get his and get on cribs and keep it crunk."

Exactly. MJ should be ashamed to have Melo as a spokesman for his brand.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

BTW, I love Tyrone Biggums. Don't change the pic.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

There's one thing you don't know about me, Joe Rogan. I smoke rocks.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Holy shit. A natty.

An accidental one, at that.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

+1

BROTHER THOMAS said...

alright alright...enough with the fucking draw...

BROTHER THOMAS said...

3 straight draws....

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Gibbs clock management skillz on display here.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

if the balls in the air you can't just shove a receiver even if its within 5 yds right?

that illegal contact?

BROTHER THOMAS said...

he'll miss this fg

BROTHER THOMAS said...

wow.

so close.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I LOVE seeing Shockey getting wheeled off...LOVE it. He's a fucking homo.

who's talking now J Shock?

you a baaaad mufucka right? yeah you bad homie g.

good luck with that popped acl you shitdick faggot.

ahahahahahahah

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Skins are gonna fucking blow this.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

no they won't

BROTHER THOMAS said...

wow. huge win.

Minn/Wash flexxxxxxxed next Sunday.

niiiice.

G-Men played like total pussies.

tem said...

RR won a lot of big games for WVU.

I am not sad to see him go though.


Since Michigan stole all my coaches I have to hate them. I will fit right in now in Columbus.

tem said...

WVU will be hurting big time for a coach now.

The part that pisses me off the most about the whole thing is that the old WVU coach, Don Nehlen told RR he should take the Mich job.

Fuck you Nehlen, that kind of shit is why you got fired. Dumbass.

But seriously, RR must be a douche to ditch WVU for Bama, then ditch Bama for WVU, then ditch WVU again for Mich. Douche.

Also WVU gets a $4.5M buyout from Mich. That'll be nice.

tem said...

I heard we are going to hire Bill Cowher.


OK I just made that up.

Keith S said...

If you had said "sources have confirmed" it would have been legit

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bed.

I'm drunk.

We need people for fantasy golf. C'mon people. Don't be scared. It'll make the golf season more interesting. Blue plays golf, sign up.

CEO WC, too.

Keith S said...

The announcement of his departure comes just one year after Rodriguez last re-negotiated his contract with West Virginia, and was made despite his stated long-term commitment to the Mountaineers. After being considered for the head coaching job at Alabama in 2006, he stated to the media, "When the details (of the new contract with WVU) come out, you’ll see that I’m committed to West Virginia University for a very, very long time."

JFreak said...

Better quality Dark Knight trailer

H said...

First place in Fantasy football wire to wire. Yesterday is the title game. All my players shit the bed. Instead of $1200, I walk away with $300. Boo....

Been a while since I've been on the good ol' LOV. How is everyone?

tem said...

The #2 movie in America is Alvin and The Chipmunks?? WTF??

I never even saw a commercial for this thing. No trailers, nothing.

wft

tem said...

H, we thought you died.

tem said...

The scoop out of morgantown is this:

Rodriguez talked with Michigan on Friday, then he talked with the WVU AD on saturday and told the WVU AD that if he "sweetened the pot" then he would stay at WVU.

The WVU AD (Ed Pastilong) told RR to enjoy Ann Arbor.

H said...

nah, just went on a bit of a hiatus

El Padrino said...

Richie Rich bayyybbeee

El Padrino said...

all college coaches are swine
you know that

El Padrino said...

i hope he doesnt install some kooky spread offense though


NS

El Padrino said...

H, wtf

what up son
celts look good

tem said...

Michigan's freshman QB is a good drop back passer. Not sure how the hell he is gonna run the spread run offense.

tem said...

interesting note:

if WVU beats Pitt then Les Miles in Michigan's coach and RR stays at WVU.

El Padrino said...

Mallet i know
i like the drop backs and power I type play

granted the WVU's (hawaii, etc) games were always exciting to watch but i take pride in the fact i root for a team that puts kids in the pros

El Padrino said...

who knew the backyard brawl would impact so much tem

H said...

Celts do look good. Pats look better. Red Sox are Word Series Champs again. Even the Bruins are better. It's a good time to be a Boston sports fan

Steve said...

a joke my buddy sent me...mildly amusing.

--------------------------

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally,
and by hand.

This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreation-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via
any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely!!

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest grocery store.

Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE)
or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life.

El Padrino said...

mildly

tem said...

"It's a good time to be a Boston sports fan"

it'll swing back the other way eventually. boston is gonna fall right off the planet.

blue said...

Re: Melo

dude has already lost like 35 pounds since he came into the league. He is in amayzing shape, he needs to bulk up (tone) the upper body a little more though.

As far as "want-to", kid needs a new heart. When he decides he wants to rebound, he'll crash the offensive boards and get a bunch of rebounds...when he decides he wants to play defense he can man up...the problem is, he hardly ever "wants-to" do anything but score points...and MJ has been on him about this since his rookie season. "any fool can score, it's what you do in the other categories that win games"

tem said...

what's MJ know about being a baller? He sold out.

tem said...

That Mallet QB might want to transfer now.

blue said...

yeah, MJ doesn't know shit, he had pippen to do all the dirty work. You never saw that fool rebounding

tem said...

sources have confirmed that WVU is in talks with Tommy Bowden.

blue said...

WVU should call Les Miles

tem said...

Exactly blue. MJ is very overrated.

He'd just be Jamal Crawford if it wasn't for Pippen and Bill Cartwright.

blue said...

sources have confirmed that Noel Devine is considering transferring to UM

blue said...

if Doug Collins had his way, MJ would have been 6th man of the year. He was much more effective coming off the bench

El Padrino said...

i half heardetly tried to hold open elevator door this morning
watching it close in this guy's face was so sweet

tem said...

"sources have confirmed that Noel Devine is considering transferring to UM"

With all due respect, EAD Blue.

tem said...

sources have confirmed that Bobby Petrino is in talks to be the new WVU coach.

El Padrino said...

will purdue made MJ

H said...

oh believe me, I know it can go bad real quick, that's why I'm enjoying it all I can now...

tem said...

"that's why I'm enjoying it all I can now..."

ah, just like you do with topless roommate. good plan.

blue said...

Will Purdue makes me laugh...dude had clown feet

blue said...

H-

how is the rock and roll business

blue said...

have you wrote a song yet about how much awesome it is to be a boston sports fan...something with a strong guitar solo

H said...

"ah, just like you do with topless roommate"

I need to find me another one of those. My apartment is way more boring now.

El Padrino said...

i hit a parlay last night that was so magical, so powerful i dont think i can ever top it.

El Padrino said...

Greg Camarillo is my hero

blue said...

when a guy talks about hitting a parlay...that could be code for a threesome...i'm going to start using that as code, in case I am ever encountered with said opportunity in my life

Jugdish said...

Brian Westbrook killed some fantasy seasons yesterday.

A dude in my league was down by 5.5 with Westbrook going. DOH!

H said...

Band is doing alright. Just begining to take off really. We played a show yesterday, have another one on Wednesday. I might actually have some sound clips up on the myspace later if anyone is interested...

El Padrino said...

i lost in my super bowl yesterday
3rd time in 5 years i'm runner up
i feel like jim kelly

blue said...

as long as Desmond Clark and CHI defense don't get 42 points tonight, i'm in the Y! final against Keith

blue said...

I'm in the final in my money league unless CHI defense and Purple Jesus score 48

El Padrino said...

aformentioned parlay:

Jets +21.5
Jags +160 moneyline
Dolphins +150 moneyline
Eagles +350 moneyline

I left 16.5 points on the cutting room floor sort of speak. I put $50 on this, it brought back $2156.
I'll never see another one like this, it's my finest moment. Bask.

tem said...

all my fantasy team sucks.

i am banking on the poon express in FNBA.

blue said...

that's a pretty good haul EP

tem said...

nice work el pad.

blue said...

Tem-

bucs had the first ever KO return for a TD yesterday...how exciting is that?


you should have heard the bucs radio guy on the call...about the time spurlock got to the 50 he started yelling "Run Michael Run, Run Michael Run!!!"

tem said...

seriously though, WTF Alvin and The Chipmunks????

El Padrino said...

thank you

that clev game was awesome

visually...

El Padrino said...

that kid is in it from dodgeball and the MAc commercials

El Padrino said...

i saw a billboard but your right, no TV commercials

strange

tem said...

"bucs had the first ever KO return for a TD yesterday...how exciting is that?"

everytime the Bucs return a KO I announce to the bar that they need to watch the TV because history is about to be made.

this time i was correct.

it was an exciting moment.

i am getting a spurlock jersey.

did Berman make a "Spurlock Holmes" joke on ESPN??

Jugdish said...

How do the Ravens, who came so close to beating the Pats a few weeks ago, lose to the Dolphins?

blue said...

"seriously though, WTF Alvin and The Chipmunks????"

i've seen a couple of commercials for it. It's like roger rabbitt with CGI and live action. Has Jason Lee (my name is earl) in it.

not something i'd be going to see

blue said...
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tem said...

"How do the Ravens, who came so close to beating the Pats a few weeks ago, lose to the Dolphins?"

Parity.

El Padrino said...

ravens lost 8 in a row, if the season started in week 7 they'd have no wins too

ok

El Padrino said...

Cleo to Camarillo.....

TOUCHDOWN DOLPHINS!!!!

El Padrino said...

remember when they almost beat the stillers in pittsburgh

El Padrino said...

they have the AFC NORTH's #

blue said...

cam cameron for coach of the year

H said...

My buddy is a HUGE dolphin fan. I thought he was onna cry yesterday. lol

El Padrino said...

ah

the LOL is back

everything seems right again

H said...

oops, my bad on the "lol"

but seriously, I don't think he has been this happy since his daughter was born!

H said...

p.s. Mondays suck

H said...

bill collection sucks too.

I hope you all pay your bills.

H said...

and one more for a Z

blue said...

looks like someone has a case of the mondays

tem said...

i pay some bills.

iamacunninglinguist said...

teej says...

"noone should pay bills"

ToddPacker said...

tps is slowly killing me... i'm glad my keeper team showed up for the playoffs....

H said...

"No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man."

H said...

I actually wonder if I've ever called an LOV meber on a bill. That would be horribly ironic...

tem said...

only teej gets calls.

tem said...

but he doesn't take them, he just waits until they take him to court then he pays in full.

blue said...

speaking of paying bills...cmblue axed me if she could just not go back to work, and stay home. I told her that if she enjoyed living in a house and driving a car, that she had to go back to work.

El Padrino said...

blue my lady tried the same thing
request was denied as well



snakes.

H said...

Blue and Ped,

just hit em with a Title IX reference. That'll shut them up...

El Padrino said...

h, i dont know what that is

tem said...

thats the thing that says colleges have to have the same number of guys and girls sports teams.

H said...

c'mon Pad. Title IX is what guarantees women equal rights and shit. They do a special on it every few years on sportscenter. Point being though, women want equal rights, means they gotta work too

tem said...

blue, you just need to work harder to make more money.

i bet your boss has a "job" you could do for him that would bring in some extra cash.

blue said...

*spend the same amount of $$$ on guys and girls sports.


thus 37 womens teams to make up for the one football team at most schools

H said...

btw, how's Beth? she get knocked up by an attorney yet? Have we set an over/under on this?

blue said...

it's hard for beth to get knocked up whilst constantly having sex with women

El Padrino said...

Title IX is dumb

tem said...

i dont think they need to spend the same amount.

just have the same number of teams.

tem said...

Titles I through VIII are dumb too.

El Padrino said...

a new bible?

blue said...

re: title IX

i guess they have to offer a proportionate amount of scholarship money to female atheletes.

"2) Scholarships: The total amount of athletic aid must be substantially proportionate to the ratio of female and male athletes. For example, consider a college with 90 female athletes and 115 male athletes and a scholarship budget of $100,000. An equitable distribution of funds would award $44,000 in scholarship aid to female athletes and $56,000 to males. "

blue said...

I would name google's site..googlepedia

blue said...

a whiskey shortage?

The Rev said...

That's right, bitches...

you get some daytime Rev today!

El Padrino said...

damn, i drink whiskey but i never heard of that one

El Padrino said...

whoa

sick day

blue said...

rev and H...it's an lol day to be remembered

The Rev said...

previously scheduled day off

blue said...

"damn, i drink whiskey but i never heard of that one"

yeah, i had never heard of that one either, i clicked the link thinking it was going to be a popular brand

El Padrino said...

"It was very surprising to me," linebacker Marc Magro said. "My gut feeling last year was he was staying. My gut feeling this year was he was leaving, honestly."


thsi quote confuses me
why were you surprised if your gut told you he was leacving?

good ol WVU edge-u-makation

H said...

What up, Rev? The fat men are representing today!

El Padrino said...

browns didnt wear sleeves yesterday
thought that was cool

Keith S said...

Rrod leaving is not helping me sell my Fiesta Bowl tix

Keith S said...

Braylon had sleeves, but he's a pussy

The Rev said...

Speak for yourself, H.

I'm not fat, I'm big-boned.

The Rev said...

One of our Philly anchorwomen was arrested last night in NYC for punching a police officer and calling the female officer a "dyke bitch".

Hilarious!

BROTHER THOMAS said...

H! Welcome back kid.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

and Fathead!

niiiiiice

BROTHER THOMAS said...

EP - out-fucking-standing work on the parlay son.

and embrace the spread offense.

HAIL bitches!

iamacunninglinguist said...

i have less than Deke today

iamacunninglinguist said...

but ive got spirit, yes i do, ive got spirit.. how bout you!?!

BROTHER THOMAS said...

FH - Rich Rod reactions up there?

iamacunninglinguist said...

we're quickly looking to recruit a black QB

BROTHER THOMAS said...

losing Mallett will hurt. Kid has major pro potential.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I hope they hire the Grambling marching band while they're at it.

Let's get it crunk!

The Rev said...

News story (with hot pic of the anchorwoman)

I'm mistaken.

She didn't call the officer a "dyke bitch". She apparently called the officer a "fucking dyke".

Gotta get my facts straight.

ToddPacker said...

wow... h and rev

BROTHER THOMAS said...

is today Velveeta Appreciation Day rev? (a national-rev holiday)

ToddPacker said...

taking a tps break.... it's been out of control the last week or so

blue said...

you gotta love the holiday cheer...punching a cop and calling her a dyke...it must be christmastime.

iamacunninglinguist said...

although didnt UM hoops get the old WVU coach?

good job on losing to fucking Central Mich over the weekend, coach!

ToddPacker said...

"is today Velveeta Appreciation Day rev? (a national-rev holiday)"


funny.... i'm reviewing a set of subdivision plans and the name of the subdivision is Valverra... anyway in my comment letter i typed velveeta 4 times... i had to do a ctl+f for velveeta before i emailed it out

The Rev said...

I'm sorry... I got the story wrong again.

Apparently, she called the officer both a "dyke bitch" and a "fucking dyke".

I guess she was trying to make her point clear.

The Rev said...

I'm in your head, TP.

And how many times do I have to tell you guys?

I prefer Cheez Whiz over Velveeta.

ToddPacker said...

RR going to UM kind of surprised me

ToddPacker said...

good win for the eagles yesterday, rev

ToddPacker said...

is RR going to coach WV in the bowl game?

El Padrino said...

the only thing i want spread is poon

blue said...

sources have confirmed that Rich-Rod will coach UM in the bowl game...they are going to give Lloyd Carr a headset that gets the radio feed of the game, so he'll think that he's making decisions.

El Padrino said...

Sat night: Jessic'as flapjacks in your face.

Sun evening: Your a loser.

Related? Your bet your ass.
Italian soccer team, no fucking during the world cup tourney.
Take notice Romo. Pussy while delicious and nutritious, loses games.

The Rev said...

Good win, but a little late.

And Jessica Simpson is officially a ho! Pink Romo jerseys make me ill.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Beth said...

Wow, nice to see both Rev and H back on LOV during the day, however temporary it might be. Welcome back guys!

And H, bite your tongue when mentioning me and pregnant in the same sentence!!! :-)

The Rev said...

Mickey said it best in "Rocky"...

Women weaken legs!

The Rev said...

Beth...

it's nice to see you too.

Both of you!

blue said...

c'mon rev...you know you have a pink Jeff Garcia jersey...or papale

BROTHER THOMAS said...

EP - I couldn't get enough sideline shots of Coughlin yesterday, and Eli's "golly-gee-gosh" routine!

BROTHER THOMAS said...

the only thing that rev owns thats pink is icing.

El Padrino said...

Oklahoma will definetely destroy WVU now

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Rich Rod will have UM pimped out in 2 seasons.

Big 10 footyball is about to be changed forever.

blue said...

todd collins > eli ?

El Padrino said...

"EP - I couldn't get enough sideline shots of Coughlin yesterday, and Eli's "golly-gee-gosh" routine!"


cough must have said fuck 20 times

El Padrino said...

blue looking to rile me up

BROTHER THOMAS said...

the top footyball recruit:

"Add Michigan to my list," said Pryor early Sunday afternoon. "Rich Rod is headed to Michigan. I just spoke to him earlier this morning and he told me he's gone. I don't know when it will be announced, but it could be as early as today."

"He's excited and so was I," said Pryor. "Michigan was on my early list, and now their right up there again. He's a great coach and I like his offense."

"He called me this morning and told me before he announced to anyone," said Pryor. "He said he's keeping the same offense that he had at West Virginia because it's all he knows. I love that offense. I told him I was very interested."

"My list is made up of some of the same teams," Pryor said. "Ohio State is in there, Florida is in there and Penn State is in there, but now Oregon is in the mix and now Michigan - so a lot has changed. Tennessee and West Virginia are now out."


YESSIR!

ToddPacker said...

i thought this was funny. it's the 2nd comment under espn RR article:

wvuphi (13 hours ago)
Has a coach ever left a top-10 team for an unranked team?

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Gints looked bad last night.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

that's pretty funny tp





















































not

blue said...

supposedly Mallet ran the shotgun spread in HS, so he might not transfer right away.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Gints have the Bills and Pats

Skins have @Minny and dallas.

you never know.

kod - Minny/Skins bet....meow.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

if Rich Rod can get that Terrelle Pryor kid, smellya later Mallett.

El Padrino said...

i just dont like running qb's that much, spread and whip it around i like

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Tem,

Need your help.

RR?
Rich Rod?
Rich Rodriguez?

Please advice.

Sincerely,

UM Fans

Spaceman Spiff said...

i am legend

2 thumbs up

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Mallett will be a high 1st round pick, kids got talent and swagger.

I hope he stays.

and UM "lost" a supposed hotshot QB recruit to....Iowa.

enjoy our leavins weasel.

blue said...

zeke will be less enthusiastic when pryor goes to OSU or Oregon

BROTHER THOMAS said...

if the Cowboys really want to raise some money for charities they'll auction off the opportunity to smell Romo's fingers after a night of love with Jessi.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I'm not expecting him to get Pryor.....just the fact that UM was immediately moved to his shortlist....that's huge.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Penn State, Ohio State, Oregon, Florida and West Virginia had been on his previous list, though he'd been expressing some concern about OSU's offense. The Philadelphia Inquirer reported he scratched Tennessee yesterday morning.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

EP - He's the type of quarterback who can thrive in Rodriguez's spread offense, a special talent at 6-6, 235 pounds. He completed 80-of-120 passes for 1,721 yards, 20 touchdowns and four interceptions this year and also rushed for 1,702 yards on 119 carries with 29 touchdowns

BROTHER THOMAS said...

He's the black Tebow!

THE BLACK TEBOW!

instead of jorts he wears hoodies and skull caps.

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