Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Normal Crap From Tem

I didn't watch the Pats game so I won't write about it. Novel idea I know. Some other Internet bloggers should try it out. It would be nice if we all stuck together and didn't write about sports we never watched. It would bring a hint of legitimacy to these things. Because when my (our) peers write about sports they never watched it just supports the blogger haters. Blogger haters are mostly from mainstream media that say if you write on a blog then you are junk and can't get a real job (axe the Sports Guy about these douches). Well somewhere out here in blogger land some kid is trying to use his blog to get a real job and nobody is biting because a certain so and so who actually came to the blogger world with a hint of legitimacy has all but ruined it for lots of people out there. (Nothing was ruined for me, I have a job). Anyway, we all know who I mean when I talk about the sham of a blogger, and yes, he is our peer, which totally sucks for him, but that is the hand he has been dealt. So I say to this sham, quit writing about crap you don't even watch, quit having wild inaccuracies in all your posts. All you are doing is making it harder for some 18 year old with dreams of being in SI to realize his dreams. So drop any pretenses of legitimacy (like this blog has) or just hang it up. Jackass.

And that is the temrant for today.

Next up, a new addition to the weekly post. Idiots who piss me off (partially inspired by Jug's list of office idiots):

Today's inductee is the person who flies up behind me in the fast lane and then when I move over to let him by (note: I move over early and don't hold him up, I figure hell he might have somewhere important to be, sometimes I am in a hurry too and would like it if people moved for me) he slows down and just sits on my quarter panel. Anyway, fuck you guy who does this.

Weekly addition to the unspeakable list: Sarah Michelle Gellar. Tem is a big fan. It is especially nice when a chick can look hot as a blonde, brunette, and a red head. She pulls it off. Welcome to the list SMG.

Detriot has the most points in the NHL, they must still be good. Columbus has a winning record and let me tell you, about 10 people in this whole city care.

So I guess you all want a movie review, well not this week. TFB. Maybe if the demand is there I will add it later.

Tem's thoughts on the WVU game:

Terrible coaching by RR. Terrible play calling. They didn't run the same plays that had them whip up on UConn. They ran the dumbest crap I have ever seen. I'd say this loss is all the coaching staff's fault, but truth be told WVU should kick the shit out of Pitt even with bad coaching. So the players didn't show up either (and I am glad the talking heads have finally realized what I have been saying all year, Slaton is slow this year, he needs to lose half of whatever weight he put on). It was just a disaster. A huge black mark for a program needing some legitimacy. Put me on record for a BCS bowl score of WVU -10, OK -Infinity.

OK, it is late in the morning and TPS is calling big time. I wanted to write more, but I didn't.

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iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

snap

blue said...

Happy Chanukah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or something to that effect.

tem said...

i am also mad because someone told me there was cake in the office today, but there is no cake.

blue said...

Is there pie?

tem said...

and from last post:

of course Britney is kinky, she is trailer trash. Which is a good thing.

tem said...

no cake, no pie, nothing. total false alarm.

devastating.

blue said...

false alarms suck...

I am actually sick of cake, between baby shower cakes, and birthday cakes. it's been a cake filled 2 weeks.

blue said...

oh, and thanksgiving cakes too.

jugdish said...

We just ate our year old wedding cake the other day...surprisingly it was still really good.

blue said...

is Kate Moss topless worth posting? it's like seeing a 12 year old boy

blue said...

way to make it a full year jug...

blue said...

"We just ate our year old wedding cake the other day"

ours is still in the freezer, and we've been married way longer than a year. So now I want to just throw it away.

jugdish said...

We just ate our year old wedding cake the other day...surprisingly it was still really good.

jugdish said...

I have no idea why that posted twice.

blue said...

yeah, yeah...we get it, you've been married a year.

jugdish said...

Normally when it posts twice its not a minute apart.

El Padrino said...

the game was really good, you should have watched it for recreational purposes

Beth said...

"of course Britney is kinky, she is trailer trash"

See, I didn't realize that trailer trash = kinky, but I definitely defer to the man from WV regarding the characteristics of trailer trash.

blue said...

the game last night was good...

and TC kept using the term "tragic inevitablility"...which is a big word, but I guess fit because everyone knew Brady was gonna figure out a way to score at the end.

El Padrino said...

i've had the hots for Gellar since Cruel Intentions

tem said...

"See, I didn't realize that trailer trash = kinky"

think about it a bit then let me know if you disagree.

El Padrino said...

i still dont know if i enjoy the MNF booth

tem said...

"the game was really good, you should have watched it for recreational purposes"

i was playing vid e o games instead.

El Padrino said...

i'm pumped for saints / falcons next week though

pumped!





Ssssssssssssss

jugdish said...

I like how the Yanks issued a deadline on the whole Santana deal. I wonder if it is the same kind of ultimatum they gave A-Rod about opting out of his contract.

tem said...

and it might not be a 'naturally kinky', but it is a 'do what the guy wants because otherwise they get smacked' kind of thing.

El Padrino said...

"i was playing vid e o games instead."


i won the super bowl last night in Madden, then watched the entrie 2nd half and put up the tree

i multi-task-ed

El Padrino said...

yankees are a joke
hank is such a douche, he is worse than Georgie

blue said...

"i still dont know if i enjoy the MNF booth"

jaws sounds too scripted. He sounds just like he did when he used to break down plays on Countdown or sportscenter with the way he changes his tempo and inflection in his voice.

tem said...

"with the way he changes his tempo and inflection in his voice."

he just talks like that naturally. ns.

El Padrino said...

yeah i think it's jaws
although i hate that tirico forces the moment

like he's always poised to make the call of his career
i sense that and it annoys me

TCorn is aiight, a bit silly at times and wordy but overall not bad
even though he's a fenoit

blue said...

this lady in my office is running a macro in Excel and fucked it up. She's now talking to her manager and keeps calling it a "mackrel".

bitch, you aren't running a fish

El Padrino said...

busting out Don Shula was a nice touch

El Padrino said...

good call on the timeout there rex ryan

Beth said...

"and it might not be a 'naturally kinky', but it is a 'do what the guy wants because otherwise they get smacked' kind of thing"

Oh that part totally makes sense. What surprised me about the Britney thing (and here's the link for those curious but who are too lazy to go see the last post's comments) was that she apparently has a whole kinky room stocked with stuff.

blue said...

yeah, and how fucking gay was it that the ravens stuff the 2nd run play, but NE had a false start..fuck that.

blue said...

that doesn't surprise me beth...she's rich...rich women have sex rooms, it's true.

tem said...

how can i get into that room?

tem said...

linky no worky for tem.

El Padrino said...

"how can i get into that room?"

the pathhhword iszz

nipplessszz

El Padrino said...

i expect someone to come up with the movie for that quote i just dropped

Steve said...

Newest Top 5 Entry

Beth said...

"linky no worky for tem"

Probably blocked cause the headline is "Britney Spears' Hustler strip".

blue said...

i think i'd still do britney

Beth said...

OK, see Steve's link for what a perfect ass should look like, not like Kim K's...

But it's maybe nsfw for many - lots of thongs pics.

Steve said...

A Few More For Ya


I gotta go all DS on ya.


Greatest.Ass.Ever

Beth said...

"i think i'd still do britney"

Yeah, me too blue. :-)

tem said...

no intraweb guards here. link just don't worky for me.

tem said...

they catch the porn stuff after the fact.

Steve said...

seriously, that ass.

I cant' shake it. It's in my head. How am I gonna get any work done, knowing that that's actually walking around somewhere.



OK, i'm gonna try to head back to TPS Land.

Steve said...

one more thing. Google that chick for some nice quasi SFW vids.

Beth said...

Regarding the ass girl in Steve's links, here's the info I found on her when I googled her:

Keyra Augustina is a young girl from Argentina, best known as "Perfect Ass" girl. Her pictures are circulating the internet and she's caused a great deal sensationalism because of her unique assett. Most of her pictures show her beautiful butt, with her face hidden in the dark background. Keyra has been approached by several famous magazines such as Playboy and Penthouse, but unfortunately for her fans, she rejected the offers. However, she posed for Maxim magazine.

blue said...

way to keep it classy keyra

tem said...

wow perfect ass girl sounds intriguing.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

CABLLLLLLLLLLLLE GUYYYYYYYY!

BROTHER THOMAS said...

apparently the Sawx are about to win the "Santana Sweepstakes"....rejoice!!!!!!!



(s)

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I hear ya TP about Tirico, you can hear him loading up for the big call.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

re: ASU being Pac-10 "Co-Champs" even though they have the same record as SC.

From page 137 of Pac-10 Handbook:

CHAPTER 5 - FOOTBALL REGULATIONS
1. Playing Season Policies.
a. Championship Determination.
The football champion is that team with the highest winning percentage in
all Conference games. If that
percentage is shared by more than one team, a co-championship shall exist.
(10/62, 12/76, 5/80, 12/80,
8/85, 12/89, 6/91)

El Padrino said...

cable guy right!

and that ass is sweeeeeeeeeeet

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I hear ya TP about Tirico, you can hear him loading up for the big call.

*EP

El Padrino said...

i cant get that ass out of my head

El Padrino said...

WOODROW WILSON IS PRESIDENT

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

hate the Big Call build up. phuck dat.

tem said...

TCS from yesterday:
Zeke 169 25.07%
Keith 98 14.54%
tem 91 13.50%
Deke 86 12.76%
Blue 57 8.46%
El Pad 43 6.38%
Spiff 42 6.23%
freak 27 4.01%
Jug 17 2.52%
Beth 11 1.63%
Steve 9 1.34%
BBB 7 1.04%
Kod 6 0.89%
Mills 5 0.74%
Tyler 3 0.45%
TP 3 0.45%

blue said...

Musberger is the worst at the big call buildup.

El Padrino said...

He wanted Clayton to score on that hail mary so bad it came out of his pores

tem said...

sorry kids, santa just isn't possible, apparently...scientists taking the fun out of everything:

""He has 34 microseconds at each stop" to slide down the chimney, drop off the presents, nibble on his cookies and milk and hop back on his sleigh, Larsson said.

Santa's reindeer must travel at a speed of 5,800 kilometers (3,604 miles) per second to make the trip on time.

Another report circulating on the Internet suggested however that Santa's sleigh, weighed down with presents and travelling at supersonic speed, would encounter such massive air resistance that the entire contraption would burst into flames and be vaporised within 4.26 thousandths of a second."

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I still don't get why Ryan called that TO. All the Pats were going to do was go for the 1st down, not try for a TD. At worst you give up a yard or two. Calling TO helps the Pats. Doofus.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Let's see spiffg write a 50 scroller now about the rews screwing the Pats. The refs did all they could to help them on that last drive.

blue said...

the illegal contact penalty was a pretty BS call too

Bart Scott throwing the flag into the stands was jilarity

tem said...

Christian Bale might star in the next Terminator.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

A few hundred yards down the corridor that connects the locker rooms here, some New England players also were voicing their displeasure with the officiating. In fact, Patriots linebacker Mike Vrabel screamed obscenities at the officiating crew as it exited the field.

WTF. This is why you have to hate the Pats. They received every call imaginable. Vrable was complaining after one play in the endzone when he was in on offense....he tripped and wanted a call. Fuck Vrabel.

blue said...

I would love nothing more than to see the Pats finish the regular season undefeated, and then lose by like 3 TDs to cleveland in the playoffs.

tem said...

Cleveland can score and Romeo knows all of the Pats secrets....

El Padrino said...

the hold on Winborn (on Watson) was obvious, Samari Rolle's call was obvious as well

brady was saying that they held his WR's the whole game

said no one can run with Welker for more than 5 seconds and he wasnt open the whole night

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

we rule

tem said...

Write it in ink.

Cleveland 35, NE 14.

El Padrino said...

vrabel is a monkey ass fool like his boy bruschi, word is vrabel is the catcher

tem said...

i like vrabel. he seemed nice.

El Padrino said...

mets are ( ) this close to landing Bedard

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I just want the Pats to lose, don't how or by how much. Just lose baby.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

This comment from last night sums up Boston/The Pats for me:

all of this good luck/karma for NE....I hope something catastrophic is coming for Boston/NE in the near future.

chemical weapon, natural disaster...something.

NS

11:42 PM

blue said...

Bruschi is a super nice guy...I know that you all hate him and his evil, but off the field he's cool.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

The O's would be fools to trade him, so they probably will.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

It's part of his pact with Lucifer Blue, don't be fooled.

jugdish said...

I'd like to see them go undefeated in the same season that Miami loses every game.

blue said...

I don't "worship" Bruschi, like some of the guys that I went to HS with do.

One guy's myspace page has all these pictures and videos of him...it's actually kind of pathetic.

jugdish said...

Bruschi is a class act...no doubt.

tem said...

blue and bruschi are lovers?

tem said...

"I'd like to see them go undefeated in the same season that Miami loses every game."

of course this will happen. that is how life is. it is a big fuck you to all the dolphins.

life is just one big fuck you after another.

blue said...

Blue and Bruschi went to HS together...he was a senior when I was a sophomore.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

blue and bruschi are lovers?

where does that leave cummy then?

tem said...

every now and again you get to be on the good side of the fuck you, but mostly it is the bad side.

tem said...

cummy must be back with his bearded wife.

jugdish said...

That would be the bad side.

tem said...

"Blue and Bruschi went to HS together...he was a senior when I was a sophomore."

as so bruschi liked the young bucks...got it.

also who can blame you blue, he was a senior and probably a star at the school.

El Padrino said...

very funny tem

blue said...

WVU lost...that's all i got

tem said...

"WVU lost...that's all i got"

no mas. you win.

that's all you need.

devastating loss.

El Padrino said...

SI Sportsman of the year is Farve.

tem said...

tem refuses to answer the bell.

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

blue was a notch on the Bruschi belt of love.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Blue was on the blouses, Bruschi was on the shirts in the hoops game, it would have never worked out between them.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Spaceman Spiff said...

ass'ums

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

i tell ya, this cat could ball! he was crossing cats, made my knees slam together..

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I'm sure they shared many a pancake breakfast after the game.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm having some pie. meow.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

EP - for what its worth, from the Washington Post:

But can any of those teams meet the Orioles' asking price, which team officials acknowledge is Santana-high? The New York Mets, for example, have been one aggressive suitor, but a trade proposal built around promising outfield prospect Carlos Gomez was reportedly shot down by the Orioles because the other players in the package were not to their liking.

El Padrino said...

zeke i saw that but the latest has them sweetening it up with another latin outfielder

El Padrino said...

d howard is a man

but shit those tunrovers have to stop

BROTHER THOMAS said...

deke I could go for some hair pie myself.

El Padrino said...

damn bush just shut your mouth and finish the term, your ruining the chances of a pub getting elected next year

what a debacle this guy is

Mills said...

We just ate our year old wedding cake the other day...surprisingly it was still really good.
----------
ours was really good too. who would have thought it would still be ok to eat?

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

who would have thought it would still be ok to eat?"

Rev would know.

El Padrino said...

thats what freezers do
preserve food

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

and babies.

El Padrino said...

"The Cardinals are in serious talks with the Brewers, who have requested medical records for 3B Scott Rolen, reports the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, as well as the St. Louis Post-Dispatch."

why? Braun not staying at 3rd?

El Padrino said...

iam, tiggers looking to acquire Miggy Cabrera and dontrelle for andrew miller and couple of prospects

El Padrino said...

hot stove baby
hot stove

El Padrino said...

you guys are boring, i'm leaving soon

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"why? Braun not staying at 3rd?"

Braunny's going to LF.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We goin' Sizzler!

El Padrino said...

couple of bowl games lines opened up

kentucky giving 1 to FSU piques my interest, the wildcats should beat them by at least a td

El Padrino said...

rolen at third for brew crew would be a nice addition

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

EP, that'd be nice. kinda sounds like a pipe dream though.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

TPS is bumrushin a mofo today.

Let's get this party started.

El Padrino said...

yeah but the D has the prospects to pull it off, we'll see

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

thats the one thing i'd be nervous about.. who they be packagin'.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"rolen at third for brew crew would be a nice addition"

Its gonna happen

El Padrino said...

TPS is being ignored because i'm leaving early and is off til friday

BROTHER THOMAS said...

deke - I fucking love hair pie.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

hasn't Rolen been hurt every season for the past 2 or 3?

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

and they seem high like mafuggers on Miller. like, crack-smokin high..

tem said...

cake is here now.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"hasn't Rolen been hurt every season for the past 2 or 3?"

We need that glove. Its worth a shot

JFreak said...

Aqua Teen Hunger Force take on the BCS

El Padrino said...

miller is a hard throwing lefty
of course they high on that mofo

El Padrino said...

deke when do you leave?

iamBigBrotha'sBrotha said...

im talking high in a "i cant believe they'd even remotely shop him" type way too.

there's stories that he's turned water into wine in the clubhouse after games..

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke when do you leave?"

Friday morning

tem said...

"there's stories that he's turned water into wine in the clubhouse after games.."

jon kitna style?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Brett Favre- SI's Sportsman of the year

JFreak said...

blue, any word on the travis henry suspension?

El Padrino said...

whoa, then yeah that's a concern

i never knew jebus was a lefty

tem said...

from the desk of cmf.

El Padrino said...

cumfast-deke thanks for the breaking news

El Padrino said...

No Sleep Til Brooklyn

BROTHER THOMAS said...

"I didn't even know it could get down to zero."

you're kidding, right?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"cumfast-deke thanks for the breaking news"

Blow me

JFreak said...

Mort screwed up again.

Both Garcia and Buccaneers head coach Jon Gruden denied an ESPN report Sunday asserting Garcia had a hairline fracture, rather than a lower back contusion, the St. Petersburg Times reports.

Garcia was injured in Week 12 against Washington and was the inactive third quarterback for Sunday's game at New Orleans. "There's a lot of reports out there," Gruden said. "I just wish some of these reports were verified. (ESPN analyst Chris) Mortensen doesn't have a (expletive) idea what he's talking about. I can't understand why he would say that unless he got the X-rays himself."

tem said...

mort is a chowderhead.

Keith S said...

"why? Braun not staying at 3rd?"

Rolen would be huge for the Crew. Braun is the worst defensive 3B ever.

ToddPacker said...

Help!!

-Regards
TPS Prisoner

Keith S said...

TP
Me v. you in the 1st round of the Y! playoffs.

Keith S said...

*lull

BROTHER THOMAS said...

lemme lemme upgrade ya...grade ya

Keith S said...

zeke
Per shammy...

"Michigan can't find a coach: What was that last week about Michigan being one of the Top 5 jobs in college football? Ohh, right: I said IT'S NOT. And the fact that no one wants the job -- aside from current assistants, who are paid to want the job -- confirms it. What a complete insult."

Them's fightin words

Spaceman Spiff said...

how can shammy ever think he is right about anything

Keith S said...

Slow news day

Spaceman Spiff said...

sideshow bob agrees to 3 yr/17.4 mill$ offer sheet with bobcats.

Keith S said...

Miggy drinking slimfast

Keith S said...

Cabrera, who was listed at 185 pounds when he was called up to the majors in 2003, played 2007 at about 255 pounds

Jesus

BROTHER THOMAS said...

plane (sp) and simple, UM totally f'd up their courtship of Les Miles.

I'm not sure if they have a Plan B, it looks like they don't.

To say:

And the fact that no one wants the job -- aside from current assistants, who are paid to want the job -- confirms it. What a complete insult."

is a bit much though. If someone with credability said this, it might sting, since its from Shammy IDGAF.

Keith S said...

Your next UM coach... Ron English

Spaceman Spiff said...

christ, heather mccartney has a huge left nipple

NSFW

blue said...

I hear that Bill Callahan is available.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

hopefully Herby won't help sabotage the next hire though.

Spaceman Spiff said...

queen latifah is supposedly a lesbo and engaged

Spaceman Spiff said...

its too bad mortensen doesnt report on college footbal, UM would have 10 coaches confirmed to sign

Keith S said...

How did he sabotage it?

BROTHER THOMAS said...

the sabotage comment was S.....kinda.

Keith S said...

"queen latifah is supposedly a lesbo"

Shocking

jugdish said...

I just bought a Rev fathead on line.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

Star Jones and Queen Latifah would make a really hot couple.

essss

jugdish said...

It looks like this ----->

Keith S said...

"Rev fathead" is redundant

jugdish said...

They actually had to shrink the size of it though, but it was on sale for $7.34.

blue said...

star jones looks like an alien now...she's the female sam cassell

BROTHER THOMAS said...

star jones looks like an alien now...she's the female sam cassell


hopefully her wet spot still smells like sardines though.



esssssss

Keith S said...

That was uncalled for zeke.

Keith S said...

I just threw up in my mouth

Keith S said...

tem
I would like to see a movie review today

blue said...

tem should review 'dazed and confused'

tem said...

i have seen dazed and confused.

tem said...

wtf, maintenance?

jugdish said...

Was everyone else having blogger trouble?

jugdish said...

They are supposed to schedule their maintenance at night, after LOVAD.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

I bought some grape soda with my lunch. hi-ya five.

blue said...

yeah, blogger sucks ballz

BROTHER THOMAS said...

FUCK!

local radio just ran a commercial right in the middle of Rome baiting June Jones with the tim tebow/system QB question.

FUCK!

BROTHER THOMAS said...

damn, they cut back into it after he'd answered.

WTF.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think I'm getting sick.

Right on cue

tem said...

i don't feel well either deke.

BROTHER THOMAS said...

fmtem must be spreading sickness on her USA LOV tour.

blue said...

I'm not allowed to get sick...she may have to cancel her Denver tour date

tem said...

she will be crushed. she was gonna meet kobe in denver.

Beth said...

You may not want to hold your breath regarding her visit blue, I have a feeling her Atlanta tour date may last longer than expected...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I need to lay off the bottle until I get to Vegas.

blue said...

"I have a feeling her Atlanta tour date may last longer than expected..."

so that's why Champ hasn't been around much lately

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